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  1. poutine
  2. This iran BS just seems like Trump's attempt to get Greta thunberg out of the news
  3. EonEcho
  4. You don't buy he's trying to stop a war by assassinating the #2 Iranian?
  5. poutine
  6. again, I think this is all about Greta Thunberg being Time's person of the year
  7. poutine
  8. Other stuff is conspiracy bs
  9. EonEcho
  10. C'mon, who hasn't punched somebody in the face and then said, "I am ready for de-escalation."
  11. 00:54 EonEcho
  12. I think it has much more to do with him impeachment, poor polling numbers, and generally sagging presidency than the hero Greta Thunberg specifically.
  13. EonEcho
  14. 100% of the people I've met who dislike Great Thunberg have been objectionable people.
  15. EonEcho
  16. You're probably not thrilled with her, but not 'against' her.
  17. EonEcho
  18. You're libertarianism should make you slightly vulnerable to right-wing propaganda, and you'll dislike 'this kid' constantly being in the news, be suspicious of her motives, but you're not a Cult Member, so you won't hate her.
  19. EonEcho
  20. Am I right?
  21. poutine
  22. I don't believe any child has ever said something insightful
  23. poutine
  24. especially one paid to be a puppet
  25. EonEcho
  26. There it is.
  27. EonEcho
  28. I fucking nailed it.
  29. poutine
  30. are you a carpenter or framer or something?
  31. EonEcho
  32. You realize you're almost surely wrong @ no child, right?
  33. EonEcho
  34. It's way too expansive a claim to possibly be defensible.
  35. poutine
  36. Do you have any example children who have said something insightful?
  37. poutine
  38. you do realize children, by virtue of being children, have not experienced life
  39. EonEcho
  40. You do realize there's substantial cognitive and experiential variation in our species and that with ~100 billion humans who have lived some of those children will have had insightful viewpoints, yes?
  41. EonEcho
  42. You're not sure I'm going to be able to cull all of recorded human history for a single insightful comment from a 'child'?
  43. EonEcho
  44. C'mon, man.
  45. DiCKS_ has left IRC (Ping timeout)
  46. poutine
  47. EonEcho: If you have this gigantic list of insightful children, please feel free to share a single name
  48. gyrus has left IRC (Read error: Input/output error)
  49. poutine
  50. What's your favorite book that was written by a child?
  51. EonEcho
  52. What is your definition of 'child'?
  53. poutine
  54. EonEcho: Feel free to use the dictionary here
  55. EonEcho
  56. a young human being below the age of puberty or below the legal age of majority.
  57. EonEcho
  58. That's one dictionary definition.
  59. EonEcho
  60. It contains substantial variation.
  61. EonEcho
  62. Biologically, a child (plural children) is a human being between the stages of birth and puberty,[1][2] or between the developmental period of infancy and puberty.[3] The legal definition of child generally refers to a minor, otherwise known as a person younger than the age of majority.[1]
  63. EonEcho
  64. So, a child has a different biological v. legal definition.
  65. poutine
  66. EonEcho: Do you have an example insightful child that fits under either of those definitions?
  67. EonEcho
  68. "Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right paths, but the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands."
  69. EonEcho
  70. "How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world."
  71. poutine
  72. EonEcho: Are you really posting quotes without attribution like it has any meaning?
  73. EonEcho
  74. Do you think those are insightful?
  75. poutine
  76. Nope
  77. EonEcho
  78. I think they are.
  79. poutine
  80. I guess the bar is lower for some more than others
  81. EonEcho
  82. How should resolve this insightful classification issue?
  83. EonEcho
  84. +we
  85. poutine
  86. I'm glad you find profound moments from the mumblings of children
  87. EonEcho
  88. The speaker above went through more suffering than you ever have.
  89. poutine
  90. EonEcho: I know who said it, I just think you're being a little bitch by acting like it's obscure
  91. poutine
  92. I don't think she was insightful, so you're barking up the wrong tree there
  93. EonEcho
  94. How should resolve this insightful classification issue?
  95. poutine
  96. No resolution is needed, the fact that no great works are recognized from any child is enough
  97. EonEcho
  98. "no great works"
  99. EonEcho
  100. You have spoken imprecisely once again.
  101. poutine
  102. they are in a developing phase in life, there's no need to act like they should have wisdom at that point
  103. EonEcho
  104. There are many great works by children.
  105. EonEcho
  106. Samuel Reshevsky was a chess master by the age of 6.
  107. poutine
  108. Oh wow, I'm sure he revolutionized chesskind
  109. EonEcho
  110. Karjakin was a grandmaster at 12.
  111. EonEcho
  112. You're a surprisingly dishonest debater.
  113. poutine
  114. I just don't recognize chess skill as a great work
  115. poutine
  116. it's a board game
  117. EonEcho
  118. What is a great work?
  119. poutine
  120. EonEcho: I'm sure there's a fierce child player of Candyland and Sorry out there, they are not a great person, they do not have wisdom, they are not insightful
  121. EonEcho
  122. It's interesting how you change the goalposts.
  123. EonEcho
  124. You appear to have no awareness of doing that.
  125. EonEcho
  126. poutine: I put you on ignore for one month.
  127. EonEcho
  128. I am no longer interested in your mind.
  129. EonEcho
  130. Thank you for expressing you believe in the conspiracy theories about Greta Thunberg, as that will permanently stain your reputation among all high-integrity people.
  131.  
  132. EonEcho
  133. "German-born musician Clara Schumann didn’t speak until age 4, but by the time she was 7 she was already spending up to three hours a day mastering the piano. She began composing her own pieces at 10, and made her concert debut in 1830 at the age of 11. In 1831, Schumann embarked on the first of several tours of Europe, where she won acclaim from the likes of Chopin and Liszt and astonished audiences with her ability to
  134. EonEcho
  135. play from memory."
  136. EonEcho
  137. Chopin and Liszt are often considered two of the most pre-eminent piano virtuosos in human history.
  138. EonEcho
  139. And a 12-year old won acclaim from them.
  140. EonEcho
  141. At only twelve years of age, Gregory R Smith was nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize, the most prestigious in a long list of remarkable achievements by the child.
  142. EonEcho
  143. In and after college, Greg was extraordinary. According to the video, he has been nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize fives times thanks to his work for children’s rights.
  144. EonEcho
  145. Malala Yousafzai (Urdu: ملالہ یوسفزئی‎; Pashto: ملاله یوسفزۍ‎ [məˈlaːlə jusəf ˈzəj];[2] born 12 July 1997),[2][3] also known mononymously as Malala, is a Pakistani activist for female education and the youngest Nobel Prize laureate.[4] She is known for human rights advocacy, especially the education of women and children in her native Swat Valley in Khyber Pakhtunkhwa, northwest Pakistan,
  146. EonEcho
  147. where the local Taliban had at times banned girls from attending school. Her advocacy has grown into an international movement, and according to former Pakistani Prime Minister Shahid Khaqan Abbasi, she has become "the most prominent citizen" of the country.[5]
  148. EonEcho
  149. Following her recovery, Yousafzai became a prominent activist for the right to education. Based in Birmingham, she co-founded the Malala Fund, a non-profit organisation with Shiza Shahid,[10] and in 2013 co-authored I Am Malala, an international best seller.[11] In 2012, she was the recipient of Pakistan's first National Youth Peace Prize and the 2013 Sakharov Prize.[12] In 2014, she was the co-recipient of the 2014 Nobel
  150. EonEcho
  151. Peace Prize, along with Kailash Satyarthi of India. Aged 17 at the time, she was the youngest-ever Nobel Prize laureat
  152. 01:24 EonEcho
  153. You are a bad person, poutine.
  154. EonEcho
  155. The 2013, 2014 and 2015 issues of Time magazine featured her as one of the most influential people globally. In 2017, she was awarded honorary Canadian citizenship and became the youngest person to address the House of Commons of Canada.[16] Yousafzai attended Edgbaston High School from 2013 to 2017,[17] and is currently studying for a bachelor's degree in Philosophy, Politics and Economics at Lady Margaret Hall, Oxford.[
  156. EonEcho
  157. 18]
  158.  
  159. EonEcho
  160. https://pastebin.com/r47RxbHF
  161. EonEcho
  162. I have memorialized your wrongness.
  163. EonEcho
  164. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4IXXpTHjok
  165.  
  166. EonEcho
  167. Mozart wrote this when he was eight.
  168. EonEcho
  169. You are a bad person, poutin.
  170. EonEcho
  171. The Outsiders is a coming-of-age novel by S. E. Hinton, first published in 1967 by Viking Press. Hinton was 15 when she started writing the novel but did most of the work when she was 16 and a junior in high school.[1] Hinton was 18 when the book was published.[2] The book details the conflict between two rival gangs divided by their socioeconomic status: the working-class "greasers" and the upper-class "Socs" (pronounced
  172. EonEcho
  173. /ˈsoʊʃɪz/—short for Socials). The story is told in first-person perspective by teenaged protagonist Ponyboy Curtis.
  174. EonEcho
  175. On November 5, 2019, the BBC News listed The Outsiders on its list of the 100 most influential novels.[8]
  176. EonEcho
  177. You're a bad person, poutine.
  178. EonEcho
  179. https://www.wikiart.org/en/pablo-picasso/the-old-fisherman-1895
  180. EonEcho
  181. Pablo Ruiz Picasso[2] (UK: /ˈpæbloʊ pɪˈkæsoʊ/, US: /ˈpɑːbloʊ pɪˈkɑːsoʊ, -ˈkæs-/,[3][4][5] Spanish: [ˈpaβlo piˈkaso]; 25 October 1881 – 8 April 1973)
  182. EonEcho
  183. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2eQqLHGQ6E
  184.  
  185. EonEcho
  186. Saint-Seans composed this symphony at the age of sixteen.
  187. EonEcho
  188. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhNaIwGbiOA
  189.  
  190. EonEcho
  191. Chopin composed this as seven.
  192. 01:56 EonEcho
  193. Srinivasa Ramanujan (1887–1920), was an Indian mathematician and autodidact who, with almost no formal training in pure mathematics, learned college-level mathematics by age 11, and generated his own theorems in number theory and Bernoulli numbers by age 13 (including independently re-discovering Euler's identity).[5]
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