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Ignatius & f!Kana parent/child

Oct 2nd, 2017
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  1. C-support
  2. [Kana alone]
  3. Kana: [smile, closed eyes] La la la, pretty flowers for me ♪
  4. Kana: Let’s see! A lavender here, a daffodil there, and-
  5. Kana: [upset] EEEEEEK!
  6. Ignatius: [worried] Kana! What’s wrong?!
  7. Kana: Papa, save me! Heeelllp!
  8. Ignatius: Save y- huh?
  9. Ignatius: [sweat, frown] I don’t see any enemies anywhere…
  10. Kana: THERE! Augh, look at its teeth!
  11. Ignatius: [surprised] Huh? Aw, what a cute little squirrel-
  12. Kana: [worried] Don’t touch it! It’s too big!
  13. Ignatius: [smile] Hey there, little guy. Aww, are you hungry?
  14. Kana: [determined] Stay away from my Papa! Grraaargh!
  15. [dragonstone SFX]
  16. Ignatius: [surprised] Kana! Hey, it’s okay!
  17. Ignatius: [sweat, surprised] The squirrel’s gone, you can come out of dragon form now!
  18. Kana: [frown] It’s probably just gone to summon help! More evil hairballs!
  19. Ignatius: It’s just a squirrel…
  20. Kana: It’s not JUST a squirrel! It’s a SQUIRREL!
  21. Kana: [upset] I thought you’d understand!
  22. Ignatius: I- I understand being scared of scary things, but-
  23. Kana: [upset] You think I’m just being a scaredy-cat?
  24. Ignatius: No! I just… why are you scared of squirrels?
  25. Kana: [frown] More like why aren’t you?
  26. Kana: I read in one of Uncle Leo’s books that squirrels are the number three disease-spreader in the whole world behind rats and mice!
  27. Kana: Their teeth are sharp enough to cut through armour!
  28. Kana: [upset, sweat] And their beady little eyes!
  29. Kana: They’re a menace!
  30. Ignatius: [sweat] I… I guess that’s one way to look at it.
  31.  
  32. B-support
  33. Ignatius: [frown, sweat] Hey, Kana? Do you have a few minutes?
  34. Kana: [smile] I’ve got all the time in the world for you, Papa! What’s up?
  35. Ignatius: It’s about squirrels.
  36. Kana: [frown] Oh.
  37. Ignatius: [smile] I know what it’s like being scared of things.
  38. Kana: [surprised] Really? You’ve been scared of stuff too?
  39. Ignatius: [smile, sweat] Once or twice. My parents tried to help me get over my fears – maybe you and I can do the same?
  40. Kana: [surprised] Really?
  41. Ignatius: [smile] Well, you don’t want to be scared of squirrels all your life, do you?
  42. Kana: [frown] It’s not JUST squirrels, though…
  43. Ignatius: What else are you scared of? Bugs?
  44. Kana: [smile] Nah, they’re okay. I like the cute ones!
  45. Ignatius: The cute ones? Like ladybirds?
  46. Kana: [frown] Ewww, no! Like fluffy spiders!
  47. Kana: [smile] I saw a great one the other day in the stables! It was fluffy and had brown and white fur, and-
  48. Ignatius: [sweat, scared, closed eyes] Stop! I, um… it’s too cute. The mental image is too cute.
  49. Ignatius: (Thank the gods I’m not on stable duty for a while.)
  50. Ignatius: [smile, sweat] Well… what else are you scared of?
  51. Kana: [frown] Um, raccoons, skunks, rabbits, possums, badgers… oh, and beavers! They’re the WORST!
  52. Ignatius: [surprised] But… they’re all so…
  53. Kana: [sweat, worried] Vicious? Plague-infested? Creepy?
  54. Ignatius: …cute.
  55. Kana: [pout] They’re not cute! Bears are cute! Stagbeetles are cute!
  56. Ignatius: [sweat, scared] S-stagbeetles?
  57. Kana: [determined] B-but if you think they’re cute, I want to not be scared of them!
  58. Kana: After all, what if-
  59. Kana: [worried] -you w-wanted one as a… as a pet!
  60. Ignatius: [smile] It’s brave of you to try and overcome your fear, Kana.
  61. Ignatius: Don’t worry! We’ll work together and you won’t fear cute little bunnies ever again.
  62. Kana: [pout] They’re not cute!
  63. Ignatius: [sweat, smile] (Is this really what I sound like?)
  64.  
  65. A-support
  66. Kana: [determined] (Come on, Kana, you can do it!)
  67. Kana: (Papa’s counting on you…)
  68. Kana: [determined, sweat] (Come ooooon…)
  69. Kana: [upset, closed eyes] EEEK!
  70. [dragonstone SFX]
  71. Ignatius: [worried] Kana! Hey, it’s okay!
  72. Kana: [upset] It’s not okay! I’m so stupid and scared that I can’t even get near a rabbit in a pen!
  73. Kana: I’m sorry, Papa! You’ve spent so long trying to help me, but I’m still…
  74. Kana: [crying] I’m still just a crybaby coward…
  75. Ignatius: [upset] Kana! Don’t say things like that!
  76. Kana: [surprised] Huh…?
  77. Ignatius: [sad] There’s nothing wrong with crying or being scared, Kana.
  78. Kana: B-but… no-one else is scared of the things I am!
  79. Ignatius: That doesn’t matter. It’s okay to be scared no matter what it is you’re scared of!
  80. Ignatius: [smile, sweat] I get scared a lot too. So does my father.
  81. Kana: [surprised] Grandpa Benny? But- but you and him are so tough!
  82. Ignatius: [smile] Even tough people are scared sometimes.
  83. Ignatius: There’s some things that everyone finds scary, like war, or being sick…
  84. Ignatius: But sometimes there’s things only a few people are scared of. Like rabbits, or spiders.
  85. Ignatius: I might not understand why you’re scared of rabbits, just like you don’t understand why I’m scared of spiders.
  86. Ignatius: But it doesn’t mean we’re bad for feeling that way.
  87. Kana: [surprised] You… you really don’t mind that I’m scared of them?
  88. Ignatius: Of course not!
  89. Ignatius: It doesn’t matter what you’re afraid of, because I’ll always be here to protect you from it.
  90. Kana: [smile] I’ll protect you too, Papa!
  91. Kana: [smile, closed eyes] If there’s ever a bug or a big fluffy spider, just let me know and I’ll find them a new home!
  92. Ignatius: [smile] I’m going to hold you to that, you know.
  93. Kana: Likewise!
  94. Kana: [smile, sweat] But, um, could we move away from the rabbit pen now? I think they’re getting ready to launch an assault…
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