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  1. One day Omni decided he was very bored and went to look through his old video collection inside here he found a full series of the Smurf TV show on Video, the only problem is Omni was very ill and had to smoke some really strong marijuana to get better, this means he had been hallucinating all day long, he decided to get through his illness he would watch the Smurfs he just found and smoke like his doctor told him to.
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  3. After about 30 minutes Omni was getting really high and he started to hallucinate again, due to him watching the film 'Ring' the night before he thought the the Smurfs were coming to kill him, he blinked his eyes and then when he opened them he was in Smurf village, also known as the Cursed Land. Omni being an expert of Smurfs knew that the only way he could have got there was to use magic or travel through dense forests, deep marshes, a scorching desert and a high mountain range.
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  5. He then remembered that his doctor actually looked like the evil sorcerer Gargamel, this must have mean that due to the nature of Omni owning [u][b][color=#000000]Hackforums[/color][/b][/u] which could be called 'bad' site due to the illegal issues, ect, that Gargamel must have thought Omni would work with him to destroy the smurfs, but Omni being omnipotent decided that he would actually help the smurfs out.
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  7. When Omni got his senses back together he released he was just outside of the Smurf village he could hear the 99 Smurfs and Gargamel's creation "Smurfette", he made his way over the village. When he got there he talked to such smurfs like "Lazy Smurf", "Grouchy Smurf", "Brainy Smurf" and "Papa Smurf" how they could finally stop Gargamel once and for all.
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  9. Omni decided he would get his personal army to fire the low orbit cannon at Gargamel's computer this overloading his network, setting his router on fire and finally burning down his house with him inside of it, while this was happening the Smurfs would all put their magical power on the house disabling Gargamel from using his own inventive Command of magic to escape his fiery, fiery death.
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  11. After they destroyed Gargamel 'Papa' Smurf congratulated Omni on their success, suddenly Omni blacked out and woke back up in his house, with a small white Phrygian cap left on his keyboard, his illness seemed to have cleared and Omni returned to a daily day of life unsure of whether or not what happened actually happened.
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