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- >Be walking along minding my own business
- >Suddenly a limo pulls up next to me
- >The window rolls down revealing Donald Trump
- >He's pointing a gold Desert Eagle at my head
- >"Get in pussy, we're making America Great again!"
- >Two men step out and pull me inside
- >They sit me across from Trump
- >He smiles and sets the gun down
- >"Sorry, we couldn't take any chances, and you wouldn't want to miss out on this. I tell you, it’s gonna be huge!"
- >He grins widely, but doesn't elaborate
- >after a few moments of silent driving I finally work up to courage to speak
- >"So what exactly are we doing?"
- >"We're making this America great again. well mostly me, but you get to help. The details aren't important"
- >The car takes a sharp turn into a garage
- >The president steps out with his guards pushing me along not far behind
- >"This won't take long, they said it would be ready by the time I get here"
- >"What’s it?"
- >Trump smiles at me
- >"It's what’s going to make America great again. It's going to deal with all the bad guys, fix the economy, and create jobs for everyone!"
- >I get the feeling he's not going to give me any specifics
- >We step into an elevator
- >Trump punches in a code and the elevator drops
- >Despite the ludicrous speed of our descent the ride lasts a while
- >We stop just as suddenly as we started and I'm knocked to my hands
- >"See, you're already in the spirit of things. I knew you were the right choice. stand up though, you aren't ready yet"
- >What the fuck is he talking about
- >The floor we stopped on is full of labs
- >He leads me to a large room with multiple windows and a large chair with restraints
- >A doctor is prepping a medical gas mask connected to a small tank
- >I see a whole lot of suits here to watch whatever they are about to do to me
- >Trumps men move me into the chair
- >Thankfully they don't use the restraints
- >As the doctor finishes up his prep work Trump begins a speech
- >"Today we begin a new era of prosperity for America. no longer will our people be faced with unemployment. we will no longer have crime, and above all, we will no longer have Mexicans. From this day forward, it's going to be America first, and America will be ponies"
- >With that the doctor slips the mask over my face
- >A bright pink gas begins to flow
- >My body begins to change rapidly
- >I sprout a blue mane and tail, along with a coat of yellow fur
- >A pair of supple crotch tits begins to develop under my shirt
- >My hands meld into hooves
- >A second latter my shoes fall off as my feet go the way of my hands
- >"take her clothes off"
- >Her?
- >They tear my outfit off revealing the body of a mare
- >Not just any mare, I've become Milky Way
- >Donald Trump smiles and grabs me by the pussy
- >"This is the future of America, we are ready to convert the entire population today!"
- >The crowd applauds
- >Suddenly Green Hill Zone theme begins to play
- >Sanic plows through the onlookers
- >"Those fucking memes! Guards!"
- >"Yes this is guard"
- >"Need a guard? why not zoidberg?"
- >The meme guards begin to move towards Trump
- >He grabs me and squeezes my titties, unleashing two streams of milk at the stale memes
- >He offers the doctor a "You're fired" before running down the hallway
- >"Why are memes here"
- >"Because they know they won’t survive the transition" He explains
- >"Once everyone is a pony they will have happy lives and won’t need to fill the void with internet references"
- >He blasts a dolan duck as we round a corner
- >"We just need to get to the big red button in the control room and we can make America great again"
- >We're almost there when I hear something that freezes my blood
- >"What Are you doing in my swamp?"
- >Smash Mouth begins to play as the ogerlord drops from the ceiling
- >Trump brings my titties to bear on the green abomination, but he's too slow
- >Shrek knocks him into a gas silo
- >"Trump? Trump?" I shake him but he doesn't move
- >Shrek moves towards us slowly, with an onion ready to shove up my asshole
- >I have an idea, it's risky but it's all I have
- >I unzip trumps pants and pull out his dick
- >"Tits and dicks out for Harambe!"
- >It's not much but it's enough
- >Harambe is summoned
- >Shrek backs away, knowing that Harambe it too powerful for him
- >Harambe leaps forward and begins to rustle Shrek jimmies
- >As Shrek is getting rekt Trump finally comes to
- >"Milky, you'll have to do it. Finish what I started and make America great again."
- >"W-we'll do it together like you said"
- >He shakes his head and points to a symbol on the silo
- >My I begin to weep when I see what it is
- >An Apple
- >Orange fur has already covered Trumps body
- >"You have to go on, Make America great again. ssssssSugar cube!"
- >With that the last of his personality fades, leaving a boring background pony in his place
- >I feel Harambe's hand on my shoulder
- >It's time to go, I can't let trumps sacrifice be in vain
- >We head up to the control room
- >I lay my hoof on the large red button
- >"Harambe, what about you? how will you survive without the internet?"
- >He smiles
- >"Keep your tits out for me, my child, and I will always be with you"
- >A tear rolls down my cheek as I nod
- >I take a deep breath and press the button
- >The gas is released, and Harambe explodes into mom’s spaghetti
- >then mom’s spaghetti becomes stale and fades from existence
- >I turn and take the elevator up to the surface
- >The world has already begun to change
- >The ponies of America go about their lives
- >Each one preforming the job best suited to them
- >Each one completely unaware of what just happened
- >I alone will remember the sacrifice
- >The great vision of an Oompa Loompa
- >To make America Great again
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