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Try Our Famous PB&J Sandwich!

WE RECOMMEND:
English Low Tea
Catch of the Day:  Irukandji
Mayonnaise and Mustard Sandwich
Today's Special: Ask Us Tomorrow

SANDWICHES:
[All are available on white, whole wheat, rye, kaiser rolls, or heroes)
Reuben
Pastrami and Spam
Corned Beef
Tuna Salad and Spam
Spam, Spam, Roast Beef and Spam
Chicken, or Egg Salad
Spam, Spam, Spam, Grilled Cheese and Spam
Stupid Vikings
Lobster Troubadour
Spam

BAKED YUMMIES:
Assorted Muffins
Plain, Sesame, Onion, or 'Everything' Bagel (with Cream Cheese, Tomato, Lettuce, Lox and Lock-picks)

BEERS:  NOTE:  Some are real, some aren't (I've noted which is which)  Perhaps label it as Bears(?)
Weihenstephaner (Real)
Old Speckled Hen (Real)
Skotchenzoda (Fake -- Scotch and Soda)
Guinness (Real)
Hineyken (Fake)
Old Speckled Hen (Real)
Sansadori (Real)
Luke's (Real)

EXOTIC COFFEE:
Maxwell House
Sanka
Tully's
Eight o' Clock

EXOTIC TEA:
Lipton
Twining's
Bigelow's