Coke

Ever find yourself in bed after a coke binge regretting every minute, every dollar you spent? Somehow it always seems, between that first sugar sweet line to that last one you go from Superman to the homeless guy who offered to suck Clark Kent's dick on the way out of the office for a fucking nickel. Cheer up youngbloods, OG Kontroversy has been doing this shit for longer than you and he's gonna give you ways. I've gone ahead and put the shit in a tight format too, so that depending on how safe you want to be, you can just read that part. Of course, if you want to live dangerously like me you should do all the previous shit too. I'll have 3, maybe 4 levels. Levels.

Level 1: Mental Not adding any risk with these psychological type advices, so all you first timers and hesitant motherfuckers can take this section no problem. Cocaine though, if you want something safe you better switch drugs quick.

• Start taking lines at snail pace. OG Kontroversy likes to do the second an hour from the first, but you gotta feel it out for yourself.

• I can guarantee you that when you start "coming down", it's just some completely mental bullshit because you off your peak now. You can easily tell the difference between this minor anxiety and the real comedown, but only once the real one happens. Get your mind off doing another line and you'll usually find yourself high as fuck again in no time.

• The biggest key in this section that I'm about to hand to you is to never, never allow yourself to start coming down. Now I know all you motherfuckers are gonna rip me cuz of what I just said up there, but you gotta develop a feel for when the real comedowns coming yourself. The brain is like a car when it comes to drugs: It takes more gas to stop and start a car then it does to idle that shit. Apply this metaphor, muthafucker!

Level 2: The Good Shit, For Everyone We going a little deeper in the rabbithole for this one, but for a lot of us, this shit is a given.

• Drink. Drink, drink, drink! I had milk and cookies, KD n ketchup, the mcdouble with the junior chicken and all that shit but I never found anything that go together quite like liq and yay. Now we all heard about the cocaethylene and that, but let me tell you this: If you ain't drinking with your coco, you are wasting that shit! Besides, if drinking makes it twice as potent and twice as toxic, that means you're doing twice as much yay to get the same of amount of geeked! Since when is 2 grams of blow healthier than 1?

• Never make a smaller line. Don't take this the wrong way, I mean this specifically for those people who like to chop their last bit of yayo into little tiny toothpicks. Guess what? That shit is a waste!!!! You won't get as high, if you do at all, and the humiliation factor alone of bucking a one inch number is enough to dissuade a real OG like your man Kontroversy from ever considering some pinner shit like this.

• Don't buy it all yourself!

• Don't let people who aren't pitching even know you are on it! • Chop that shit fine, the finer the higher.

• Wet your nose before you take a line.

• If you end up drinking, take a sip before and after your line. Works for OG Kontroversy!