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You are Cyberdork, a wizard living in the kingdom of Larion. You have a staff
 and a spellbook. You finish your long journey and finally arrive at the ruin
 you've been looking for. You look around and see that it's not much different
 than when you left it. The only thing is that now there's a group of orcs standing
 nearby.
> I check my twitter for any news about these orcs

You open up Twitter and type "@CyberDork" to get some information on them. You
 see that they're a bunch of orcs who live in the ruins of an old city called
 Zokk
> I scroll to through recent #zokk tweets to catch up on current events

You scroll through the last few tweets from @ZokkRage and see that he has posted
 several messages about what's going on in the world. He mentions that the orcs
 have taken over the city of Zokk and are slaughtering everyone inside
> I start writing a new blog post about the Zokk massacre. I take a picture of the nearby orcs and add it to the post.

You write a blog post about the Zokk Massacre. It includes a photo of the orcs
 and their leader, the Orc Chief. The orc chief is holding a spear with his other
 hand and is screaming at the top of his lungs about how the humans must die
> I tweet a link to the post with hashtags #zokkmassacreawareness and feel good about myself.

You tweet a link to the blog post with the hashtag zokkmassacreawareness and
 feel great about yourself.
> I'm making a positive contribution to the world. I wonder how many followers I have?

You wonder if you've gained enough followers to be considered a hero. You decide
 to find out by checking your follower count. You see that you have just under
 200 followers.
> Nice

You think you're pretty nice. You don't know why you bother posting anything
 anymore though. You can't even remember what you were talking about before.
 You delete all your previous posts and try again. This time you manage to make
 sense of it