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Without Muncha

Sep 11th, 2016
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  1. BustahWuff, real name no gimmicks
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  4. Two lovely deer girls do round the outside, round the outside, round the outside.
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  6. Two lovely deer girls do round the outside, round the outside, round the outside.
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  9. Guess who's back, back again
  10. Muncha's back, tell a friend
  11. Guess who's back,
  12. guess who's back,
  13. guess who's back,
  14. guess who's back
  15. guess who's back
  16. Guess who's back...
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  18. I've created a monster, cause nobody wants to see Muncha no more they want Smaugy I'm chopped liver. Well if you want Smaugy this is what I'll give ya. A little bit of speed mixed with some hard skips or some ichor that'll jump start this run quicker than a hop at the ladder skip to the chompy when I'm not down for waiting. When I'm skipping the beetle with swag bird baiting. Hey! You waited this long to stop complaining, cause I'm back on the grind, with sick strat making. I know that he's got a lob worth hating but the plague knight jumps are so complicating. So the jawas three wont let me be or let me be me so let me see. They try to shut me down at tower 3 but it feels so empty without me. So come on and trip, miss all your skips, screw that. Get hit by slime, lose all of your time, and get ready, this pace is about to get steady. I just beat all of my gold splits. Fuck you Stevey!
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  20. [Chorus 2x:]
  21. Now this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me
  22. 'Cause we need a little controversy,
  23. 'Cause it feels so empty without me
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  26. Little acolytes, kids wanting the spotlight. Captivated by the run that is plague knight. They start feeling like speedrunners, pure bliss. Till someone comes along on a mission and yells GLITCH! A visionary. His jumps real scary. Could start a revolution. Removing the relics, a rebel. So just let me revel and bask in the fact that I came in and straight kicked this games ass. It aint a disaster, it's a masterpiece, for you to see so damn much of my strats, you ask for me? Well I'm back. Na na na na na na na na na na. Fix your bent propeller tune it in and then I'm gonna enter in and up under your skin like a duck knight. The center of attention back for the map fight, I'm interesting. Best at alpha testing. Infesting in your twitch chat and nesting. "Testing, attention please" feel the tension as soon as someone mentions me. Here's my 10 gold. My 2 gold is free. The one bold, so cold, pure gold is he.
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  28. [Chorus 2x:]
  29. Now this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me
  30. 'Cause we need a little controversy,
  31. 'Cause it feels so empty without me
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  34. A tisk it a task it, I'll go tit for tat with anyone talking this shit that shit, stupid rat trick, you can get your ass kicked, worse than those little green slime ball bastards. And the Plague? He can get stomped by Engage. That little bird beaked cloak wearing nerd, you're so free. You don't own me. You're too slow, let go it's over. Shovel boys now runnin the show. Now let's go. Just give me the signal I'll be there with a whole list full of new time saves. I've been fast, so skillful with a shovel ever since King turned himself into a symbol. But sometimes the chat just screams, everybody only wants to discuss me. So this must mean the tricks are free. But it's just me, my play's just clean. Though I'm not the first king of controversy I am the best thing that's hit the run scene. To play indie games so selfishly and use them to get myself wealthy. Hey! There's a concept that works. 20 million other knight runners emerge, but no matter how many Troupple in the sea it'd be so empty without me.
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  36. [Chorus 2x:]
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  38. (Hum dei dei la la Hum dei dei la la... la la la) [2x]
  39. "Frogs!"
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