Thread 27: Stories 106-113

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>Chysalis
"SA"
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>Onichaaaan! Let's practice kissing!

"We're not related!"

>...is this supposed to make me want you less?

"YE-..."

>...

"...no."
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Non-canon omake.

>32
“Pommel”
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>I swear, Pommel… I swear to powers that I can't even possibly fathom… if I have to spend ONE MORE thread in that damn cell conversing with bugs and golems I’m going to lose it. And not just borderline “oh let’s make 32 seem like he’s cracking up” lose it, no. I mean straight up go bonkers, green lasers blasting and all.

“You’re STILL not out?”

>Nope. They’re having too much fun testing the boundaries of my sanity. Don’t know where the humors lies in that but there you go.

“Shit, man. Well, if it’s any consolation, I’m not dead.”

>To this day it still is, actually. Well, when I’m not playing "32 who thinks his best friend suffered an agonizing death and it's all his fault" it is. In fact, want to hear a secret?

"Sure."

>When they almost killed you off? I was about ready to jump ship to some other place, but then I saw their back and forths, how they decided to keep you alive, send you on this journey of sorts.

“Yeah….”

>How’s that going, friend? What kind of adventures have the vast wonders beyond Canterlot brought to you?

“It’s kind of a long story, and it’s not even finished yet… Got time?”

>Next thread won’t be up for awhile now, I’d presume. Sit, entertain me.

“Sure thing, pal.”
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>Twilight
"Chrysalis"
'SA'
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>Chrysalis no baka~! Stop trying to soil my onisama!

"He won't be able to resist my sexy allure!"

>KYAAAA! CHRYSALIS YOU ECCHI! Don't shake your lewd plot in front of him!

'Twi-chan, it's okay, I can handle myself.'

>Oh I know Shinysama! But you're the most gentle pony around, even when you're being rough. I've seen how you punish me, and it can't punish someone like her enough! You need to lay into her like I wanted you to lay into me that one time!

'But Twichan, you always cry when I do that, and I do not like to see you cry.'

>Oh Shinysama, sometimes a girl crying means she's feeling good!

"*BLOODSPRAY!*"

'HOLY SHIT!'
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NC
>Twilight
"Dash"
'Spike'
[Chitania]
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>WOOOOOOOOOO!

"FUUUUUUCCCKKKKK YEEEEEESSSSSS!"

>"WE GOT AN ACTION SCENE! WE GOT AN ACTION SCENE!"

>A TRAIN PUNCHING!

"RAINBOOMING!"

>"TOTALLY AWESOME ACTION SCENE!"

'I was there too...'

[Peh, of course it was awesome, I was involved. Everything I do is awesome. I carry around a fucking popcorn maker and I make it awesome.]

>I HAVE A WINGBONER AND IT WILL NOT STOP!

"Seriously, TWICE now I was in a major arc and didn't get to do anything cool, but then CRACKABOOM! Rainboomed THROUGH A TRAIN!"

>GO TWILIGHT! IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY! GO TWILIGHT! IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!

'...It's not THAT weird to have an action scene.'

>...

"..."

'...Well, okay, I mean for YOU guys maybe...'

[PFFTAHAHAHAH!]

'You excepted. I think you're, like, sixty percent action scene.'

[AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT!]

>So, it won't be long till we get to go be awesome some more, right?

"Yeah, right?"

'...'
[...]

>"..R-right?"
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>SA
"Chitania"
'AJ10'
{BBB}
-18-
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>Oh hey, our fight got a picture.

"Neat."

'...'

>...She has just been staring like that for-

'EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~!'

>LIKE NAILS ON A CHALKBOARD!

'I-I-I-I-I-IGOTPICTURES! SSSS! WITH S'S! THERE'S AN S IN THERE!'

{ELATION REACHING CRITICAL LEVELS!}

-HAH! I got more pictures too? You know it's because they love me.-

'IJUSTAMSOHAPPYI'MGONNAEXPLODE-'

*BOOM!*

>HOLY SHIT!

"IT'S NOT THAT BIG A DEA-;

{DESTRUCTING!}

*BOOOM!*

"WHY!?"

-...-

>...Don't you dare-

*BOOM!*

"FOR FUCKS SAKE!"
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Non-canon preview

>Pinkie
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CoWplXbeUw

We're back from the moon and Twilight's group has been picked up by Rarity. As we begin reading Chitania's diary, we find horrible secrets within (and embarrassing stories). Folks are gearing up to go to Partyland, but are they going to get there safely? AJ12 finds himself working there. Is he going hook some ponies up by playing cupid on the love rides? Rarity is concerned about how overworked Applejack is. Will she get through Applejack's stubbornness? Find out next time in thread 28: The Happiest place in Equestria....And of course, more Fan service than you can handle!
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Non-Canon
>32
"High Roller"
'Triage'

>Alright, so...stuck here are we?

"Ayup, we're totally gonna be here, not doing anything. Maybe a few comic interludes? No Partyland for us."

'Crying shame, isn't it?'

>Oh well, I guess it's better than tripping balls on some nonsensical as all hell marajuana binge, right?

"Right, yes, of course. Eh, honey?"

Triage looks up from where she's applying an eye-dropper full of...something to a mug of cider.

'Hm? Oh yes, complete sobriety high brow comedy from here on.'

>...I hate you all, you green-faced suit-wearing bastards!
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>29
"Trixie"
'Cheerilee'
[Zecora]
{MM}
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>Oooh, we're going to partyland!? This shall be so fun! Thine majesty of the glorious land upon which parties reign free shall be taken upon like the dew of the spring is sipped by the feathered lightness of the butterfly!

"Ugh, and you keep joking you're going to fuck me in these non-canon things?"

>Yes, because I could only ever mean it as a joke, like you.

{[BURN!]}

'Don't do it, hun. You get shoved into the background after Changelings have sex with you, trust me.'

[Oh?]

{What? That's literally the opposite of what happened. Did you see that? I only got ONE story, then it was implied we bumped uglies and now I'm in more stories than Rainbow Dash! Some of them without 29 even!}

[It's true, I think that was just for you.]

"That's really stretching the rhyme."

[Fuck you, I'm off the clock.]

>But what wonders yet await us? What joys to be had!? OH! THE FUN! I FEEL IT!

"You're still not getting laid."

>FUCK YOU!

"I just said no, do you have a hearing problem?"

[{BURN!}]

>TRAITORS!
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