KILLSHOT - Eminem (CHAT GOD REMIX 2.0)

YOU SOUND LIKE A BITCH, BITCH
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
"WHEN YOUR ALTS BECOME YOUR HATERS"
YOU DONE?
"FUCKIN' CHAT GOD'S WEIRD"
ALRIGHT
"YOU YELLIN' AT MIKE, FUCKIN' GRAYBEARD"
WE DOIN' THIS ONCE
"YOU YELLIN' AT MIKE, GETTIN' LEERED AND JEERED"
WHY YOU YELLIN' AT MIKE?

NESSA JUST HIT ME ON A TEXT
LAST NIGHT I LEFT HICKEYS ON HER NECK
WAIT, YOU JUST TROLLED ME? I'M PERPLEXED
INSULT ME IN A LINE, COMPLIMENT ME ON THE NEXT
DAMN, I'M REALLY SORRY YOU WANT ME TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK
WAS WALKIN' 10 MILES ON MY LANDICETRACK
REALIZED I FORGOT TO PM YOU BACK
HERE'S THAT PHOTOGRAPH FOR YOUR BROTHER, I PUT IT ON A NORWEGIAN MAP
KEN, KEN, SON
LISTEN, MAN, CHAT GOD ISN'T MAD
BUT WHY YOU GONNA BUY YOURSELF SOMETHING FROM DATSUN
AND TALK LIKE FALCUNT?
THE CHAT GOD'S WOKE, EYES OPEN, UNDENIABLE
SUPPLYIN' SMOKE, GOT THE FIRE STOKED
SAY YOU GOT ME IN A DOX, BUT YOU GRAZED ME
I SEND ONE PM TO E-CHAT LOUNGE AND YOU CRYIN' LIKE A BABY!
YOUR REPLY GOT E-CHAT.CO YELLING, "WOO!"
SO BEFORE YOU DIE LET'S SEE WHO CAN OUT-PETTY WHO
WITH YOUR CORNY LINES ("CHAT GOD, YOU'RE TROLLED")—OW, KENNETH, OOH
BUT I'M 85 AND I'M STILL OUT-TROLLING YOU
BY 25, I HAD 23 WEBSITES THAT HAD BLEW
NOW LET'S TALK ABOUT SOMETHIN' I DON'T REALLY DO
GO IN SOMEONE'S ACCOUNT'S MESSAGIN' TO COLLUDE
BUT YOU'RE A FUCKIN' MOLE HILL
NOW I'MA MAKE A MOUNTAIN OUT OF YOU, WOO!
HO, CHILL, ACTIN' LIKE YOU PUT THE CHROME BARREL TO MY BONE MARROW
HUNTER? BITCH, MORE LIKE JOE AND SCHMOE
SAY YOU'LL TROLL ME LIKE ALEXXY, SPRAYIN' LEAD (BRRT)
IGNORIN' US, THAT'S THE ONLY TIME YOU HOLD STILL (HOLD UP)
ARE YOU TROLLIN' MIRO OR **LUCILLE**?
WHAT THE FUCK'S IN THE ROOM, SANDEEP? PAVLE OR SILICON?
'CAUSE I'M TAKIN' A SHIT AT 'EM, KENNETH, I NEED READING MATERIAL
…VISIONARY…
"YO, CHAT GOD, YOUR LAST FOUR ALT ACCOUNTS SUCKED
GO BACK TO OMEGLE," OH SHOOT, THAT WAS TWO YEARS AGO
WHAT DO YOU KNOW? OOPS
GET A JOB BEFORE YOU COME AT ME, LIL' GOOF
LUXURY, OH, YOU BROKE, BITCH? YEAH, I HAD ENOUGH MONEY TO BLOW
TO BURN IT IN FRONT OF YOU, HO
YOUNGER ME? NO, YOU THE WACK ME, IT'S FUNNY BUT SO TRUE
I'D RATHER BE 90-YEAR-OLD ME THAN 21-YEAR-OLD YOU
'TIL I'M HITTING OLD AGE
STILL CAN FILL A WHOLE PAGE WITH A 12-YEAR-OLD'S RAGE
GOT MORE FANS THAN YOU IN YOUR OWN ROOM, LIL' KIDDY, GO PLAY
FEEL LIKE I'M BABYSITTING RIN_COSPLAY
GOT THE LISA.LISA OKAY SO YOU SPENT YOUR WHOLE DAY
TALKIN' WITH AMIGOS JUST TO FUCKIN' DIG YOUR OWN GRAVE
GOT YOU AT YOUR OWN WAKE, I'M THE TROLLING GOAT
YOU AIN'T NEVER MADE A LIST NEXT TO NO SLAMMY, NO TX_JAY
NEXT TO LORD ATHEIST AND THAT BG HO, YOU ABOUT TO REALLY BLOW
KENNETH, THEY'LL BE PUTTING YOUR NAME
NEXT TO SAM, NEXT TO GERMMY—DIE, MOTHERFUCKER!
LIKE THE LAST MOTHERFUCKER SAYIN' CHAT GOD IN VAIN
ALIEN BRAIN, YOU SATANIST (YEAH)
MY LONG-LOST ALTS ARE YOUR GREATEST HITS
THE CHAT'S MINE AGAIN AND AIN'T NOTHIN' CHANGED BUT THE LOCKS
SO BEFORE I SLAY THIS BITCH I, MWAH, GIVE SOB A KISS
GOTTA WAKE UP ON A  MONDAY TO THIS (THE FUCK?)
BEIN' TROLL-SHAMED BY SOME BUM USIN' MY NAME FOR ATTENTION
IN A STATE OF BLISS 'CAUSE I SAID HIS GODDAMN NAME
NOW I GOTTA COCK BACK, AIM
YEAH, BITCH, POP CHAMPAGNE TO THIS! (POP)
IT'S YOUR MOMENT
THIS IS IT, AS BIG AS YOU'RE GONNA GET, SO ENJOY IT
HAD TO GIVE YOU AN ACCOUNT TO DESTROY IT
LETHAL INJECTION
GO TO SLEEP SIX FEET DEEP, I'LL GIVE YOU A K FOR THE EFFORT
BUT IF I WAS THREE-FOOT-ELEVEN
YOU'D LOOK UP TO ME, AND FOR THE RECORD
YOU WOULD SUCK A DICK TO FUCKIN' BE ME FOR A SECOND
LICK A BALLSACK TO GET ON MY DISCORD CHANNEL
GIVE YOUR LIFE TO BE AS SOLIDIFIED
THIS MOTHERFUCKER'S SHITTY LIFE (TONTO ESTUPIDO)
SO WHAT GOOD IS A FUCKIN' UNEMPLOYED BUM WHEN IT'S OUT OF AMMO?
HAD ENOUGH OF THIS UNEMPLOYED TROLLSTER CHATTER
HOW THE FUCK CAN HIM AND I BATTLE?
HE'LL HAVE TO FUCK HUSK IN MY FLANNEL
I'LL GIVE HIM MY SANDALS
'CAUSE HE KNOWS, LONG AS I'M CHAT GOD HE'S GON' HAVE TO LIVE IN MY SHADOW
EXHAUSTING, LETTING OFF ON MY OFFSPRING
LICK A GUN BARREL, BITCH, GET OFF ME!
YOU DANCE AROUND IT LIKE A SOMBRERO, WE CAN ALL SEE
YOU'RE FUCKIN' SALTY
'CAUSE YUNG_FUCK_FACE BALLS-DEEP INSIDE OF CASEY
YOUR BROWN SWEATER, YOUR BLACK LEATHER
YOU CHAT BETTER, I TROLL BETTER
THAT A DEATH THREAT OR A LOVE LETTER?
LITTLE WHITE TOOTHPICK
THINKS IT'S OVER A PIC, I JUST DON'T LIKE YOU, PRICK
THANKS FOR TRACKING ME
NOW I HAD AN SCREENCAP OF THE CHAT ABOUT HOW YOU HATED THOSE "KIKES"
BUT REALLY, I DON'T CARE WHO'S IN THE RIGHT
BUT YOU'RE LOSIN' THE FIGHT YOU PICKED
WHO ELSE WANT IT? LORD—ATTEMPT FAILS! GERMMY—L'S!
FUCKIN' NAILS IN THESE COFFINS AS SOFT AS COTTONELLE
KILLSHOT, I WILL NOT FAIL, I'M WITH THE POPS STILL
BUT THIS IDIOT'S EGO POPS PILLS AND TELLS HIM HE'S GOT SKILLS
BUT, KENNETH, THE DAY YOU PUT OUT A HIT'S THE DAY RAVEN ADMITS
THAT HE PUT THE PM OUT THAT GOT SAM_SPADE BANNED, AH!