AlabastorHawkeye: Yes, and when he said I was on the chopping block of being demoted I was absolutely confused.
AlabastorHawkeye: My jaw dropped.
AlabastorHawkeye: Literally.
EyelessWonderland: ~sigh~
AlabastorHawkeye: I'm being too sexual and need to allow the other males to have a chance?
AlabastorHawkeye: Wtf
AlabastorHawkeye: It's my fault they refuse to make a move?
AlabastorHawkeye: 'They're afraid you will boot them for no reason.'