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  1. @poppymoonray
  2. Question from kneeod: Did you consider making a podcast called Perfectly Rational Fears?
  3. +IrrationalFearsPod
  4. We're going to start that and make the first episode about the pizza guy not ever showing up.
  5. +sailorscarlet
  6. Lol no i never think about bad ideas
  7. @poppymoonray
  8. Question for Anthony from kneeod: what's your feeling on bullet ants?
  9. +IrrationalFearsPod
  10. I hate everything that crawls with more than 4 legs. I'd rather die.
  11. @poppymoonray
  12. Question for Amanda from kneeod: Would you ever subject Anthony to ritualistically stuffing his hand in a glove of angry bullet ants?
  13. +sailorscarlet
  14. Absolutely not, I love him too much. But I would prank him and put something different in the glove
  15. cause thats fun
  16. @poppymoonray
  17. Question from KPants: How do you feel about the Syrup Boyz?
  18. +IrrationalFearsPod
  19. I FEEL R E A D Y F O R T H E S Y R U P
  20. +sailorscarlet
  21. I have yet to be briefed on the entirety of the situation but i am currently in support
  22. @poppymoonray
  23. Question from Polar_Starburst: what's your creepiest experience paranormal or otherwise?
  24. +IrrationalFearsPod
  25. My best friend's house growing up was haunted by a ton of different spirits and we had a lot of different interactions with them growing up. Including one locking his little sister's bedroom door from the inside in the middle of the night. So that was fun.
  26. +sailorscarlet
  27. I was recording the other day and i left the booth for a few hours, when i leave i close my laptop but when i returned to do some more recording it was open and dead. Later that day i set it up differently and when i left it i left it open, AND WOULDNT YOU KNOW IT.. when i got back it was closed. I was home alone all day so clearly it was a ghostie
  28. @poppymoonray
  29. Question from KPants: Favorite color?
  30. +IrrationalFearsPod
  31. Greeeeeeeeeeen
  32. +sailorscarlet
  33. Purple, close second red. Truthfully though i have become a pink girl recently. I KNOW RIGHT
  34. @poppymoonray
  35. Question from kneeod: What would your ideal cast for a serialized podcast starring the both of you be?
  36. +IrrationalFearsPod
  37. Tom Hanks would play MY sidekick. And I would constantly call him "Woody" because he has a peg leg. But he hates the nickname and we have good fun.
  38. +sailorscarlet
  39. If i dont say elijah wood, anthony will divorce me so... Elijah wood and probably Mike Meyers. I havent determined roles but they would be there for sure
  40. @poppymoonray
  41. Question from XylonEx: Any response to allegations that you are the living manifestation of Barbas the lord of fear and that you are using your podcast to feast on the fear of the masses?
  42. +sailorscarlet
  43. No Comment.
  44. +IrrationalFearsPod
  45. No comment.
  46. @poppymoonray
  47. Question from deadnspread: What made you wonderful kids wanna get into podcasting?
  48. +IrrationalFearsPod
  49. I think it's the most effective medium to bring horror and fear to a lot of people at once. Podcasting has kind of blown up Youtube-Style these last couple of years and it turned out to be a really good choice for our vision.
  50. +sailorscarlet
  51. I love the sound of ants voice too much, clearly. There is a longer more serious answer in our original interview but basically I am just following his lead and having the time of my life.
  52. @poppymoonray
  53. Question from KPants: What's your most prized possession?
  54. +sailorscarlet
  55. My wedding ring. Hands down. Unless my animals are a possession. then I have 5 most prized possessions.
  56. +IrrationalFearsPod
  57. Ahaha Oh boy. Honestly, I have a couple of comic books that mean the world to me. And a few hot wheels. But I'm sure there's a more serious answer to that that I can't think of.
  58. @poppymoonray
  59. Question from Notslime: If the world depended on you eating either 4 pickled duck embryos, or 2 giant African millipedes every day for breakfast, and you have to eat a little more every day - what would be your choice and why?
  60. +sailorscarlet
  61. Pickled embryos, I can't do legs.
  62. +IrrationalFearsPod
  63. I love you all, but we all get to go out together at least, right? No balud for me.
  64. Or Balut
  65. @poppymoonray
  66. Question from XylonEx: Following up on my previous question. Do you have any response to the claims that you are unofficially endorsed by Depend® due the rise in adult bedwetting since you released your podcast?
  67. +sailorscarlet
  68. Depend! For all of your adult bowel needs. Visit Dependsifimwet.com/irrationalfears for a 10% discount
  69. +IrrationalFearsPod
  70. Depends® and Irrational Fears have a platonic relationship that only involves me pointing at the diaper shelf and laughing hysterically like an adult. Oh and what she said.
  71. @poppymoonray
  72. Question from kneeod: What's your best fidget spinner trick?
  73. +IrrationalFearsPod
  74. One time, I started spinning it and left it on my desk while I went to the bathroom at work and I came back to it STILL SPINNING
  75. +sailorscarlet
  76. I invented the book. Fucking all of them. Next question
  77. @poppymoonray
  78. Question from KPants: On a scale of 1 to "tight af", how do you feel about oval fidget spinners?
  79. +sailorscarlet
  80. 147
  81. +IrrationalFearsPod
  82. If it spins, I give it two thumbs way way up
  83. +sailorscarlet
  84. WOW
  85. @poppymoonray
  86. Question for Anthony from KPants: Have you written your vows yet? If so, how much will they make Amanda cry?
  87. +IrrationalFearsPod
  88. Entrapment
  89. I'll see you in court
  90. +sailorscarlet
  91. I will cry even if his vows are "pizza sauce"
  92. @poppymoonray
  93. Question for Anthony from deadnspread: Did you have to practice to get that creepy tommy taffy voice just right, or did it come naturally?
  94. +IrrationalFearsPod
  95. 100% just tried to make my voice sound different. But /not/ creepy. Because I thought it would make Tommy sound even scarier. Apparently I was half right.
  96. +sailorscarlet
  97. Naturally. Scariest thing ever.
  98. @poppymoonray
  99. Question from XylonEx: Who would win an Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny style arena deathmatch if the participants were NoSleep Authors?
  100. +IrrationalFearsPod
  101. Probably Elias. He'd ejaculate bullet ants all over everyone and watch us all scream as he called in a giant pig to murder us.
  102. +sailorscarlet
  103. Honestly, I feel like it would be Raff because you dont get a username like Human_gravy for nothing you know?
  104. @poppymoonray
  105. Question from kneeod: If you had to choose between losing your voices or losing your hearing, which would you choose?
  106. +IrrationalFearsPod
  107. My voice because I need to be able to hear music and Sailor could sing to me still. Win/win.
  108. +sailorscarlet
  109. I would sacrifice my voice to continue hearing anthony's for the rest of my life. COMMENCE VOMMITTING
  110. @poppymoonray
  111. Question from deadnspread: If you could be any kind of animal what kind of bear would you be?
  112. +sailorscarlet
  113. Black Bears are best
  114. +IrrationalFearsPod
  115. I would be an ice cream sandwich.
  116. Or a sun bear. Those dudes are dope af.
  117. @poppymoonray
  118. Question from imaginarygown: How do y'all take your coffee?
  119. +IrrationalFearsPod
  120. Black
  121. Like I like my socks
  122. +sailorscarlet
  123. I dont. Not a coffee girl
  124. @poppymoonray
  125. Question from kneeod: FMK: Elizabeth from Infected Town, Tommy Taffy, Abalam
  126. +IrrationalFearsPod
  127. Tommy, Tommy, Tommy. I'd have Liz and Abalam over for tea at our summer home in Aspen.
  128. +sailorscarlet
  129. F: Elizabeth K: Tommy Taffy M: Abalam
  130. in that order
  131. @poppymoonray
  132. Question from KPants: FMK: the cast of jersey shore
  133. +sailorscarlet
  134. PASS
  135. +IrrationalFearsPod
  136. F: The cast of Jersey Shore, M: The pizza delivery guy from season 4, episode 12, K: Snookie
  137. @poppymoonray
  138. Question from imaginarygown: Describe your perfect pizza
  139. +IrrationalFearsPod
  140. Giordano's up by the United Center in Chicago. Anything off of that menu. Or if it has to be Pizza Hut, Hella bacon. Hella Banana Peppers OR jalapenos. Thin crust. Cheesy crust. Yes.
  141. +sailorscarlet
  142. From chicago after a bulls game that they got destroyed in
  143. @poppymoonray
  144. Question from Solaceus: If you had to sacrifice one living creature to the almighty Platypus god, what would it be?
  145. +IrrationalFearsPod
  146. Kneeod so he doesn't take all of the fame from Syrup Boyz
  147. Nothing personal
  148. Nothing personell, kid
  149. +sailorscarlet
  150. I am having an existential crisis trying to put a price on somethings life so .
  151. @poppymoonray
  152. Question from KPants: If you both and Alex and I were in a movie, who would play us?
  153. +IrrationalFearsPod
  154. James Franco and Seth Rogen
  155. And Elijah Wood and Tom Cruise
  156. #DreamCast
  157. +sailorscarlet
  158. Alex: Seth Rogan Kristy: Pink Ant: James Franco Me: probably like Mila kunis or something. She would do me justice
  159. @poppymoonray
  160. Question from KPants: Top 3 favorite musical artists?
  161. +IrrationalFearsPod
  162. 1. RHCP, 2. The Foo, 3. Is a tie with J. Cole, Eminem and Kendrick
  163. +sailorscarlet
  164. 1. Red Hot Chili Peppers 2. Ingird Michaelson 3. The Used
  165. @poppymoonray
  166. Question from KPants: What's your favorite memory of each other?
  167. +IrrationalFearsPod
  168. Hand hugs and John Mulaney on thanksgiving night trying to build up the courage to say something. And then the next morning when we were eating breakfast and thinking, "I could do this for the rest of my life." That was my /first/ favorite memory. Then she took me to Chicago. And we got blitzed on the roof of our Hotel and then we went and saw the Chili Peppers in Napa. It gets better every day.
  169. +sailorscarlet
  170. Hard to choose one, literally i have an entire arsenal of perfect moments with this guy. I will say aside from him proposing, We were in santa monica for my birthday when we went to our first comic book store together and spent hours on the floor going through comics.
  171. @poppymoonray
  172. Question from KPants: What's your idea of a perfect weekend?
  173. +IrrationalFearsPod
  174. No stress, Borderlands 2 or Halo, comics, the pups and each other. With some music in the background and some podcast work peppered in.
  175. +sailorscarlet
  176. Anything with this guy really. Lately we have had to take what we can get and I have learned that the perfect weekend is just with the perfect person.
  177. @poppymoonray
  178. Question from KPants: Where is your favorite place to be?
  179. @KPants
  180. (you guys are going to make me cry)
  181. +IrrationalFearsPod
  182. The mushy answer, with each other. The "if we could be anywhere together right now" answer, Chicago.
  183. +sailorscarlet
  184. Same
  185. Lol
  186. @poppymoonray
  187. Question from Solaceus: Are there any cartoon characters you look up to?
  188. +IrrationalFearsPod
  189. Wil-e-coyote. I wish I could have an anvil drop on my head and still have the motivation to exist.
  190. +sailorscarlet
  191. SO MANY. Adventure time has changed my life. I also low key love the old school teen titans. Sailor Moon and a ton of other anime characters. Batman obvi
  192. @poppymoonray
  193. Question for Anthony from sailorscarlet: Why are you the cutest thing? Also will you marry me?
  194. +IrrationalFearsPod
  195. Yes and yes
  196. @poppymoonray
  197. Question from kneeod: If you had to listen to only of these two songs for the rest of your life, which would you choose: All Star by Smashmouth, or specifically the opening riff of Master of Puppets on repeat?
  198. +sailorscarlet
  199. HEY NOW YOUR AN ALLSTAR GET YOUR GAME ON
  200. +IrrationalFearsPod
  201. Master of puppets. No question. Then there would be a logical reason I like to walk around going "DEH! DEH DEH DEHHHHHH!"
  202. @poppymoonray
  203. Question from KPants: Favorite Disney movie?
  204. +sailorscarlet
  205. Beauty and the Beast
  206. hands down. forever town USA
  207. +IrrationalFearsPod
  208. Lion King..?
  209. I don't do a lot of Disney...
  210. The Avengers
  211. Star Wars
  212. Yeah
  213. @poppymoonray
  214. Question from KPants: Favorite food?
  215. +IrrationalFearsPod
  216. Cheeseburgers. YEAH BOYYYYY
  217. +sailorscarlet
  218. I love Mexican food.
  219. @poppymoonray
  220. Question from KPants: What are your thoughts on mayo on pizza?
  221. +sailorscarlet
  222. NOPE
  223. +IrrationalFearsPod
  224. What kind of pizza?
  225. @poppymoonray
  226. Question from poppymoonray: What is your favorite thing about working together on the podcast?
  227. +sailorscarlet
  228. We are very much alike but different in really artistic ways. I love seeing the shit we come up with and constantly getting to work with someone who is open minded and has a cute butt.
  229. +IrrationalFearsPod
  230. Never being afraid to voice my opinion on something or bounce ideas off of each other. Plus having your business partner around 24/7 is pretty exciting when you guys like... hold hands and stuff.
  231. @poppymoonray
  232. Question from kneeod: Least favorite thing to have on a pizza?
  233. +IrrationalFearsPod
  234. Toenails
  235. +sailorscarlet
  236. ANCHOVIES
  237. +IrrationalFearsPod
  238. And anchovies
  239. @poppymoonray
  240. Question from KPants: If you woke up one day, missing all of your fingers and toes, what would you do?
  241. +IrrationalFearsPod
  242. Have an existential crisis about whether I was punching or slapping people. That's a 100% serious answer, too.
  243. +sailorscarlet
  244. Yeah, I'd probably die or something
  245. @poppymoonray
  246. Question from KPants: What's the weirdest thing you have ever licked?
  247. +IrrationalFearsPod
  248. I once rolled up a brownie to make it look like a dog turd and then ate it in 2nd grade in front of everyone. I licked it first. Does that count?
  249. +sailorscarlet
  250. So many things. I was a brave kid so when we had competitions at bible camp I always ate the bugs during fear factor night. As an adult I dont even know who that girl is
  251. @poppymoonray
  252. Question from Solaceus: What are your top 3 horror books?
  253. +IrrationalFearsPod
  254. I am honestly terrible at reading. 'salem's Lot and It are on my to-do. But I really fucking love Wytches by Scott Snyder and Jock. GO READ THAT SHIT NOW
  255. And I need to read the Black Farm like asap.
  256. +sailorscarlet
  257. I don't know that i could choose, I loved Wytches by scott snyder, also Harrow county was pretty lit. Im thinking like all of the goosebumps EVER as well
  258. @poppymoonray
  259. Question from KPants: What food makes you want to vomit?
  260. +IrrationalFearsPod
  261. Cheesecake
  262. +sailorscarlet
  263. Bread pudding. traumatic experience from childhood
  264. @poppymoonray
  265. Question from poppymoonray: Favorite song lyric?
  266. +IrrationalFearsPod
  267. It's a toss up between, "Can't stop the spirits when they need you. This life is more than just a read through." and "One of these days, your heart will stop and play its final beat." I couldn't choose.
  268. +sailorscarlet
  269. LOL this is a trick question "This life is more than just a read through" sticks out but also "Every blessing comes with a set of curses" and also like a million more
  270. @poppymoonray
  271. Question from kneeod: Thoughts on TMNT: Out of the Shadows, and why do you think Casey Jones is a whiny little bitch?
  272. +sailorscarlet
  273. haven't seen it and probably because he is a whiny little bitch
  274. +IrrationalFearsPod
  275. What she said
  276. @poppymoonray
  277. Question from KPants: What's the most adventurous thing you have ever done?
  278. +sailorscarlet
  279. Chicago probably. Or walking out of our job at the same time with no plan and still fucking kicking ass at life together. Or getting married I imagine will be my answer in two weeks.
  280. +IrrationalFearsPod
  281. Ahaha Literally the same answer. Just fucking walking away from a shit job with no savings and no plan for the future.
  282. @poppymoonray
  283. Question from kneeod: If you had to choose one sense to lose permanently in exchange for superhuman abilities in another, which two would you each choose?
  284. +IrrationalFearsPod
  285. I'd lose smell for super hearing. I love listening to music and I feel that would be a positive trade. Plus I wouldn't smell the litter box when we were cleaning it. So another win/win for me!
  286. +sailorscarlet
  287. Ill keep my crappy senses, thank you very much! I need them all. Also every scenario i just played out ended up with me dying some gruesome way so, no thank you.
  288. @poppymoonray
  289. Question for Amanda from Fae: Would you consider doing a full out musical with various Disney songs with me? Also, which songs would be a MUST?
  290. +IrrationalFearsPod
  291. Yes and all of them -Sailor, probably
  292. +sailorscarlet
  293. Yes, it is literally my dream to do some kind of musical theater and i would adore it. We would need to compile a list of the bigs together, i feed off of my partner
  294. +IrrationalFearsPod
  295. Literally. What's your blood type, Fae?
  296. @poppymoonray
  297. Question from KPants: What show should I watch next?
  298. +IrrationalFearsPod
  299. Uh, Misfits.
  300. The Office. Again.
  301. It's always sunny. Again.
  302. +sailorscarlet
  303. Parks and Rec
  304. @poppymoonray
  305. Question from KPants: What's the most back woods, hillbilly, white trash, redneck thing you have ever seen or heard of?
  306. +sailorscarlet
  307. Have you been to las vegas? Like. All of it
  308. +IrrationalFearsPod
  309. Killing a deer and placing an engagement ring in it's heart, sewing it back up and letting your SO gut it, naked. Then they find the ring and are all like, "OMG YES" while they're covered in blood and you're chugging moonshine with your banjo on your back. Then you pet your alligator friend and say, "I love my sister like my wife loves her brother." And then you kiss.
  310. @poppymoonray
  311. Question from kneeod: Finish this sentence: I'm Anthony Luciano, and I enjoy _ _ _ _
  312. +IrrationalFearsPod
  313. S H O E
  314. Was that 4 letters or 4 words?
  315. +sailorscarlet
  316. DICK
  317. oh
  318. @poppymoonray
  319. Question from KPants: When you die, what do you want done with your remains?
  320. +IrrationalFearsPod
  321. Burned and blown in Rhianna's face
  322. +sailorscarlet
  323. I wanna be in one of those pods that they plant as trees
  324. @poppymoonray
  325. Question from KPants: Who is a celebrity you hate with every ounce of your being?
  326. +IrrationalFearsPod
  327. That blonde chick that spoke on political shit and was the literal definition of "Snowflake". I don't know her name. Tomi Lauren or some shit?
  328. Does she count?
  329. +sailorscarlet
  330. Yes she does and thats also my answer
  331. @poppymoonray
  332. Question from poppymoonray: What's the last nosleep story you read and really enjoyed?
  333. +sailorscarlet
  334. We are currently working on the audiobook but one of the stories in there is 'The Game of Seven Doors' It is giving me nightmares
  335. +IrrationalFearsPod
  336. I honestly have had NO time to read nosleep recently. What with the audio book, wedding and Nosleep Teams. But I'm going through the archives when I have time and started "Sniffles" and will be doing Borrasca soon. But uh... David Fucking King?
  337. @poppymoonray
  338. Question from KPants: Favorite movie quote?
  339. +sailorscarlet
  340. everything that fat bastard says in Goldmember.
  341. +IrrationalFearsPod
  342. "Eat this, you fuck." Nicholas Cage. Or "WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! Ok, you are now firing a gun at your 'imaginary friend' near 400 GALLONS OF NITROGLYCERINE!"
  343. @poppymoonray
  344. Question from KPants: What is one ordinary thing in every day life that you believe is pure magic?
  345. +IrrationalFearsPod
  346. The size of everyone's legs....
  347. +sailorscarlet
  348. Every morning I wake up first and have to pee like its the end of the world because thats how sleep works, when i come out anthony always throws his arms open and hugs me back into bed.
  349. but also, legs right
  350. @poppymoonray
  351. Question from KPants: Any tattoos? If so, what's your favorite and why?
  352. +IrrationalFearsPod
  353. I have like 8? And my favorite is the one on my nipple because I got it as a dare and tipped the artist with a chocolate donut. It's a good story and a tattoo that I love.
  354. +sailorscarlet
  355. I currently have 18. My favorite is the one on my collar bone that reads "A heart is a heavy burden" from howls moving castle. Such a beautiful line
  356. @poppymoonray
  357. Question from Fae: What's YOUR blood type? PS: I don't know mine, and am worried about why you want to know o.o
  358. +sailorscarlet
  359. I dont know mine either but im pretty sure its red
  360. +IrrationalFearsPod
  361. I... don't know mine either which is probably good for an almost 30 year old man.
  362. @poppymoonray
  363. Question for Anthony from sailorscarlet: What would you consider your biggest personal/professional accomplishment? Also can I have another puppy?
  364. +IrrationalFearsPod
  365. Personal: Quitting Drinking Professional: quitting Asurion Puppy: House first, puppy second
  366. @poppymoonray
  367. Question from KPants: If you could go back in time and relive one moment in your entire life, what would you choose?
  368. +sailorscarlet
  369. I would go back to the night he proposed because the look on his face right before he did it was priceless.
  370. +IrrationalFearsPod
  371. Walking into the United Center for the first time and seeing how excited Sailor was, even tho she had no reason to be not originally being as excited about Chicago as I was. And then realizing how excited she was to be there with me and knowing we were in the right place.
  372. @poppymoonray
  373. Question from Fae: Have you read something for the show where you really had to imagine the setting to get yourself into the mindset? Has getting in the mindset ever given you unexpected feelings?
  374. +sailorscarlet
  375. Constantly, I am a "method actor" *puffs cigarette* LOL I constantly use personal experience to fuel me into different mind sets
  376. +IrrationalFearsPod
  377. I'm kind of an emotionally detached person, so it's really easy to move in and out of character
  378. @poppymoonray
  379. Question from KPants: Got any cool scars?
  380. +sailorscarlet
  381. None from cool things unfortunately
  382. +IrrationalFearsPod
  383. I have a scar on my shoulder from when I crashed my bicycle and my sister picked gravel and rocks out of an open wound with tweezers. The story is better than the scar. As usual.
  384. @poppymoonray
  385. Question from kneeod: What are your respective walk-in songs for your wrestling- wedding, for your wedding?
  386. +sailorscarlet
  387. Mine is a surprise so unfortunately I cant say, but we are live streaming the wedding so you can check it out yourself!
  388. +IrrationalFearsPod
  389. Mine is always "Can't Stop" by RHCP. But for the wedding, I'm going to come out to "Lose Yourself" by Eminem, wearing a hoodie, hood up and shadow box down the aisle.
  390. @poppymoonray
  391. Question for Amanda from yourmother: Do you have a sister?
  392. +sailorscarlet
  393. I have two actually, until July 1st then i have four. But my favorite is my little sister
  394. @poppymoonray
  395. Question from Solaceus: What general advice would you give people to motivate them in their pursuit for happiness?
  396. +IrrationalFearsPod
  397. Do you. Don't stress yourself out working a 9-5 you hate. Follow your dreams in your spare time. Have fun. Focus on living and making the people you love happy. You only get to ride this ride once, so try and enjoy it. It helps all of the other riders enjoy it too.
  398. +sailorscarlet
  399. If you arent happy with something change it, i spent so many days living through a shit storm to "survive" and it wasnt worth it. I have made some snap decisions that put my in uncomfortable situations but i was moving towards something that made me happy and it was all worth it.
  400. @poppymoonray
  401. Question from KPants: Favorite holiday?
  402. +IrrationalFearsPod
  403. Thanksgiving
  404. +sailorscarlet
  405. CHRISTMAS! I LOVE CHRISTMAS
  406. +IrrationalFearsPod
  407. Ye
  408. @poppymoonray
  409. Question from kneeod: You each can choose one band/artist to play your walking around theme music. Who do you choose? (I'm excluding RHCP from this. AND I'M NOT SORRY.)
  410. +sailorscarlet
  411. Childish Gambino
  412. +IrrationalFearsPod
  413. Foo Fighters but only if I get to kick it with them, too. I want to smoke a joint and have coffee with Dave Grohl
  414. @poppymoonray
  415. Question from KPants: What does your dream house look like?
  416. +IrrationalFearsPod
  417. 3 bedroom. One separate from the others. A studio shed out back and a big enough yard for the dogs. Somewhere green. And not noisy.
  418. +sailorscarlet
  419. it has just enough room for us all the animals and our kid that is TBA cause its not happening yet. We also have an office and recording space and a big ass backyard.
  420. @poppymoonray
  421. Question from kneeod: What's your feeling on eggplant, and why is it fucking disgusting?
  422. +sailorscarlet
  423. IDK purple things are supposed to be good.
  424. +IrrationalFearsPod
  425. Makes me want to vom almost as bad as cheesecake
  426. @poppymoonray
  427. Question from KPants: What is one guilty pleasure you have?
  428. +sailorscarlet
  429. pretty little liars. DONT JUDGE ME
  430. +IrrationalFearsPod
  431. Bumping *Nsync in my car and dancing and singing along to every song in their discography while going 90 on the freeway.
  432. @poppymoonray
  433. Question from Polar_Starburst: any advice suggestions plans anything on how to get started and succeed in making money from online work (like a podcast)?
  434. +IrrationalFearsPod
  435. We don't make money from the show, really. You just have to market yourself to the right people I guess? But we're probably not good people to answer that one.
  436. +sailorscarlet
  437. It takes a long time and you have to put a lot of money in to get it started. I wouldnt use it as a main source until your like podcast famous obvi
  438. @poppymoonray
  439. Question from kneeod: During recording, have you ever needed to take a break either from laughing too hard or being too scared/emotionally distraught?
  440. +sailorscarlet
  441. Yes, we laugh a lot when we record together. Usually we get our shit together though.
  442. +IrrationalFearsPod
  443. Holy shit. Yes. More often than you would think. More frustration than anything. It's tricky to keep your tongue straight after fucking up enough.
  444. @poppymoonray
  445. Question from poppymoonray: What nosleep story would you most like to see be made into a movie/tv show?
  446. +IrrationalFearsPod
  447. Infected Town as a TV show. Tommy Taffy / Feed the Pig as a fever dream movie.
  448. +sailorscarlet
  449. Infected town.
  450. @poppymoonray
  451. Question from poppymoonray: Do you think the Mold could take down Tommy Taffy?
  452. +sailorscarlet
  453. No, unfortunately
  454. +IrrationalFearsPod
  455. I am going to have an existensial crisis real quick brb
  456. @poppymoonray
  457. Question from KPants: When writing, do you prefer to type or write by hand?
  458. +sailorscarlet
  459. Type 100%
  460. +IrrationalFearsPod
  461. Typing all the way. I'll handwrite quick ideas if I can. But typing is easier for me.
  462. @poppymoonray
  463. Question from poppymoonray: If you had to duel any nosleep author in a sword fight, who would you choose and why?
  464. +IrrationalFearsPod
  465. Hayong because I feel like I have a height / reach advantage.
  466. But only like foam swords, right?
  467. +sailorscarlet
  468. Probably Hayong because it would be easy to beat that sword IFYOUKNOWWHATIMEANHEHEH
  469. Question from poppymoonray: If you were to invent a sexual position called the fidget spinner, what would it involve?
  470. +sailorscarlet
  471. left arm spinning counter clockwise, right arm spinning clockwise, head rocking back and forth
  472. you dont touch each other, thats it
  473. +IrrationalFearsPod
  474. You know when cheerleaders hold the arch of their foot and with their hand and then lift it over their head? You do that with both of her legs and then spin her as fast as possible while laying on your back.
  475. @poppymoonray
  476. Question from KPants: What's better? A weekend on the beach or a weekend camping?
  477. Camping for me
  478. +sailorscarlet
  479. Both
  480. @poppymoonray
  481. Question from poppymoonray: Favorite flavor Skittle?
  482. +IrrationalFearsPod
  483. Red
  484. +sailorscarlet
  485. Also Red, close second Purple
  486. @poppymoonray
  487. Question from poppymoonray: What nosleeper do you think is most likely to secretly be a serial killer?
  488. +IrrationalFearsPod
  489. FeyedHarkonnen. I am truly convinced the bike shop he works in is actually a warehouse sex/murdertorium that FRONTS as a bike shop.
  490. +sailorscarlet
  491. Polar Starburst
  492. @poppymoonray
  493. Question from KPants: When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?
  494. +sailorscarlet
  495. A disney princess and look at me now bitches!
  496. +IrrationalFearsPod
  497. An F-16 pilot. And then a video game developer because I'm scared of flying
  498. @poppymoonray
  499. Question from deadnspread: If you were stuck on an island and could only bring one book, one movie (and the player of your choice) and one album (and the player of your choice) what would you choose?
  500. +sailorscarlet
  501. book: ready player one Movie: howls moving castle on a dvd player like an american Album: jack johnsons live album on vinyl
  502. +IrrationalFearsPod
  503. Book - Fight Club because it's an easy read and I love it. Movie - V: Empire. Album - I couldn't choose. Californication?
  504. @poppymoonray
  505. Question from Fae: What nosleep antagonist would you most like to be killed by? How would it happen?
  506. +sailorscarlet
  507. None, I have too much to live for. But really just the sound of tommy taffy would put me fetal so id lose real fast
  508. +IrrationalFearsPod
  509. The thing that climbs on Clayton's truck in Infected Town. He would creep in through the back window and I would be too scared to turn around and he'd bite my dick off. Then I'd die from blood loss.
  510. @poppymoonray
  511. Question for Anthony from sailorscarlet: when did you realize that you were obsessed with fidget spinners? also if you had to rap one song perfect to save your life what would it be ?
  512. +IrrationalFearsPod
  513. The second I saw their potential. And this is a setup for me to say Rap God. So I'm going to say Rap God.
  514. @poppymoonray
  515. Question from d0nutblink: If a movie about your life was made, who would play you?
  516. +sailorscarlet
  517. Bill Cosby
  518. +IrrationalFearsPod
  519. James Franco would play me.
  520. @poppymoonray
  521. Question from KPants: How many times can you flip a water bottle with it landing perfectly while dabbing before you want to kill yourself?
  522. +IrrationalFearsPod
  523. I'll let you know when I reach that number.
  524. +sailorscarlet
  525. There is no answer because it would never make me want to kill myself so
  526. * IrrationalFearsPod flips a waterbottle, dabs and the crowd goes wild
  527. @poppymoonray
  528. Question from Solaceus: Would you rather be in a world full of zombified homo-sapiens or zombified animals?
  529. +IrrationalFearsPod
  530. People for sure. Animals are fucking smart. And predatory and shit.
  531. +sailorscarlet
  532. homo-sapiens for sure. I like my pets too much
  533. @poppymoonray
  534. Question from deadnspread: If an evil wizard named Wankmoggle the Fuchsia transported you into one nosleep story - what story would you want it to be and why?
  535. +sailorscarlet
  536. IS HE HERE?!?! Probably the good shade motel cause I hella wanna go there
  537. +IrrationalFearsPod
  538. Have you ever looked at a picture of a spider and felt crawling on your skin? Well, the reason you feel spiders crawling all over you... is because there are spiders crawling all over you. (Because it's the most controversial post on Nosleep.)
  539. @poppymoonray
  540. Question from Fae: Is there a character from a nosleep story that is alot like you? Is there some you'd like to be friends with?
  541. +IrrationalFearsPod
  542. I dont think so? Most nosleep characters are somewhat likeable.
  543. +sailorscarlet
  544. The characters i write i loosely base off of myself because it just happens that way. Characters I would like to be friends with? I dont know if i could handle it
  545. @poppymoonray
  546. Question from d0nutblink: What's the most uncomfortable sound that you've ever heard?
  547. +sailorscarlet
  548. If you listened to our recording of community questions, about half way through thats answered
  549. +IrrationalFearsPod
  550. A metal fork on teeth or porcelain. I'm uncomfortable thinking about it.
  551. @poppymoonray
  552. Question from deadnspread: If the two of you worked as a team how long could you Weekend at Bernie's someone...proper responses may lead to a job offer.
  553. +sailorscarlet
  554. FOREVER we have practiced
  555. +IrrationalFearsPod
  556. Like five seconds because I'd go straight into making the Bernie in question make a jerk off motion and then Sailor would yel at me and we would drop him from laughing so hard
  557. Oh
  558. Or forever It depends on the Bernie
  559. @poppymoonray
  560. Question from Fae: Would you ever premix the PB and Jelly before applying to the bread? And why is that THE WORST THING EVER TO DO
  561. +IrrationalFearsPod
  562. No. Who? Why? Who told you it was safe to do that? PO!? STOP LYING TO THIS INNOCENT GIRL!
  563. +sailorscarlet
  564. Funny story, I dont like PB&J. I like Peanut butter toast and Jelly toast but i cannot do them together
  565. @poppymoonray
  566. Question from Fae: FMK: Everyone in this chat right now besides each other, because I know you'll marry each other and be adorable in this response
  567. +IrrationalFearsPod
  568. F - kneeod because he seems like fun, M - DeadnSpread because we could play video games together and still laugh at kneeod playing Destiny on xbox like a peasant and K - Gonzobot because he ruins my jokes 99% of the time.
  569. +sailorscarlet
  570. well, Kill Po obviously but id have to get to know everyone before i could sleep with them. Im not a floosey. I would inevitably end up in like a 12 person marriage
  571. @poppymoonray
  572. Question for Amanda from KPants: How do you feel about the Syrup Girlz?
  573. +sailorscarlet
  574. BABY LEGGO!
  575. @KPants
  576. (YASSSSS)
  577. @poppymoonray
  578. Question from d0nutblink: When are you going to sing a duet with me?
  579. +sailorscarlet
  580. ANYTIME ANYWHERE
  581. @poppymoonray
  582. Question from Solaceus: Do you think that respect should be given or earned and why?
  583. +IrrationalFearsPod
  584. Depends on the person because some people earned their respect before you met them.
  585. +sailorscarlet
  586. Both. I think its important to start at 100% with people until they provide you a reason otherwise. I like to treat people how I would like to be treated, If they show me they shouldnt be respected than thats a different story.
  587. @poppymoonray
  588. Question for Amanda from Fae: Have you been staring at the edge of the water, long as you can remember?
  589. +sailorscarlet
  590. I am never really knowing why. All of the people on this island are assholes
  591. @poppymoonray
  592. Question from Fae: When was the moment you each realized you were in love?
  593. +IrrationalFearsPod
  594. It's cliche, but the first second I spent with her. I just had to convince myself at that point in my life that it was okay to feel that way. And not long after that, I was convinced. And the rest is history.
  595. +sailorscarlet
  596. There was this moment after the first night we spent together where he looked at me like "what are we doing next?" and i was like i never wanna spend another moment without this person. It was the second day we hung out.
  597. @poppymoonray
  598. Question from poppymoonray: What are your favorite and least favorite things about NoSleep and the OOC?
  599. +IrrationalFearsPod
  600. Favorite is the people no question. Least favorite is also the people. Because people can be shitty and fat assholes and it's not worth my energy to be around that.
  601. +sailorscarlet
  602. I want to start by saying that I adore it but it is difficult to become a part of. I still have a lot of insecurity with what we do and other beloved people who do the same thing and people who don't like us specifically because they like someone else. Overall i have met some of the best people in existence here and i wouldn't trade it for the world
  603. @poppymoonray
  604. Question from Fae: MUST THERE BE MORE THAN THIS PROVINCIAL LIFE?
  605. +sailorscarlet
  606. I WANT ADVENTURE IN THE GREAT WIDE SOMEWHERE I WANT IT MORE THAN I CAN TELL AND FOR ONCE IT MIGHT BE GRAND TO HAVE SOMEONE UNDERSTAND.... wait. I have someone <3 I love you anthony WE ARE THE CUTEST COUPLE SUCK IT LOSERS
  607. +IrrationalFearsPod
  608. I love you!
  609. +sailorscarlet
  610. <3
  611. @poppymoonray
  612. Question from poppymoonray: Anything else you guys wanna say to kill the last few minutes?
  613. +sailorscarlet
  614. Thank you for this opportunity, thank all of you for tuning in and going on this weird crazy ride with us. I love every minute of it.
  615. +IrrationalFearsPod
  616. 1. I didn't realize it was already that time.
  617. 2. Thank you to everyone who listens to us. Even if it's just one of you, I love you.
  618. 3. Thanks to all of the NSI homies for hooking us up with this.
  619. 4. Sailor and I are the most adorable couple on nosleep and we're not sorry.
  620. @poppymoonray
  621. Thank you to the lovely IrrationalFearsPod and SailorScarlet for taking the time to do this with us today, and to everyone who asked questions! Make sure sure to check out the Irrational Fears Podcast on iTunes and Soundcloud!
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