"Star proves magic is real"(It's Always Sunny in Echo Creek)

Echo Creek, CA
Mewni Cat Store
4:54PM
On a Tuesday
"Look, Star, you can't just going around picking up babies dressed in blue." Marco looked over to her.
"But it could be Glossaryck!"
"Shut up! Glossaryck isn't real! You go on about a little blue man that lives in a book and gives you advice on magic. Magic isn't real!" he started to shake her.
"Oh.. Magic isn't real, huh? I'll show you." Star pushed Marco away.
"Just don't end up in a dumpster eating donuts like last time." Marco mumbled.
"I'm gonna come back with a little blue magic book man, and he'll prove to you magic exists." Marco went behind the counter as Star kept on her ridiculous rant, she backed away, not noticing herself backing up into her father, River.
"Woah there, Star, what's going on? You need to watch where you're going."
"Marco doesn't believe me about Glossaryck, I'm gonna go find Glossaryck or some magic goblin and bring them here!"
"You get on it then, honey!"
"Want to help me?"
"Much too much to do here, making sure Princess Marco over there actually works."
"You told me you wouldn't tell anyone about that--That was one time--" Marco slammed his fist on the counter as he dug the hole deeper.
"Okay, maybe I'll get Sensei to help me."
"Yes yes, dear."
Star left, and River looked over to Marco.
"So.. You still have the dress?"
"That was a one time thing River, it was so you and Jackie wouldn't.. Y'know!"
"I know, I know.. A man gets pretty lonely is all."
"Fine. How much of you not creeping on Jackie time will this buy me?"
"If I film it, a month."
"Film it?! Come on! You--Fine. You film it. No one else will see, Right?"
"Between us men." he nudged Marco with a perverse smirk, and eyebrow raised
Marco sighed, this was for Jackie.
"I'll go get my wig.." Marco begrudgingly accepted what was to come.
Sensei was teaching a class, his eyes closed he inhaled.
"Okay, today, we're going learn about pain tolerance, hit me in the stomach. All your might." He kept his eyes closed as he said this, his first student wound up a punch, and hit him.
"Next." Just as the next student stepped up Star burst in.
"Sensei we gotta find Glossaryck!" Sensei was pulled out of his state of mind, and punched in the stomach, any of the air he had in his diaphram was expelled from the punch, he fell over.
"I really should. Teachmyclass." Sensei tried to catch his breath.
"Come on, they can teach eachother."
"They're kids, Star. Dumb kids, who don't know anything, I need to guide them. I am their Sensei."
"Have the improved this class at all?"
"No." Star gave him a smile and her eyes wide.
"Okay, I'm sold, I need some fresh air from this anyway, getting punched in the stomach is awful, I'm actually kind f hungry."
"We can't eat, we gotta find Glossaryck." Star grabbed his arm and proceded to drag him through the alleys and dumpsters of Echo Creek, after an hour Star sounded like she knew where she was going or she was finally hot on the trail.

"The chinese restaurant, Star?"
"Yeah, Glossaryck comes here, like ALL the time."
"What should I do? Keep an eye out and warn you, like the last couple of dumpsters?"
"Yup! If you see anyone suspicious or anything just tell me."
"So, who is "Glossaryck", a blue leprechaun, or.."
"He is a magical being that knows magic, I need to prove magic is real, to Marco."
"And he hangs out in dumpsters."
"Where would you hang if you were magic? You'd have so many people all up in your gravy, Sensei and you know it! Now keep watch like a good bodyguard."
The back door to the chinese restaurant flung open.
"Weird girl! I got you fortune cookies in case you get hungry.. You have hunky man, with you." it was Mrs. Liao who owned the restuarant, she was a widow, and whenever a man she deemed attractive came by she tried to seduce him.
Sensei was her prey right now, Star stuck her head out of the dumpster, noodles and General Tso's sauce on her cheeks in the shape of hearts, the kindly widow, walked over to Star, keeping her eyes on Sensei, with a smile a schoolgirl would have as she saw a boy she liked.
She handed the cookies to Star who ate them, and some pork friend rice that hadn't hardened yet, she had to keep her energy up for an adventure like this, and eating dumpster food from restaurants was it.
"You wan' summa' dis?" Star asked with her mouth full of rice, cookie and pork.
"No, he's a strong man. He needs a big meal." Mrs. Liao traced her finger on Sensei's exposed tricep, her face slowly becoming a bright shade of red.
"I don't know if I like where this is going."
"Do you like Kung Fu movies, my late husband has a collection of them.. I can make you a nice meal. And if you stay for dessert who knows what'll happen."
"I dunno I think Star needs me."
"Nah, I'm good, I can sense he's in here--I just found General Tso's chicken, what a lucky day for me! Go on and entertain Mrs. Liao, I don't mind." Star seemed to be focused on the task at hand near the end of her shooing Sensei.
Mrs. Liao grabbed Sensei's arm dragging him into the restaurant.
Before he knew it he was thrown into a booth, the work day was over, and he was a little wary of what was happening.
The overly friendly chinese woman set him in front of one of the TVs mounted on the wall, and put on a movie, he couldn't leave this was a rare one, Mackey Hand was a music teacher or something, he'd only heard about this movie, and didn't even know it existed.
"You like chicken?" She sounded very seductive in her tone, her eyes half-closed.
"Chickens good! I, maybe I need to check on Star."
"Don't spend your time chasing silly dumpster girls. When you have a woman willing to cook for you." She winked as she walked into the kitchen the sound of a something being deep fried, chopping and steam filled the backroom, he didn't know what was going on this went on for twenty-five minutes, but when she returned he looked to the food and it looked amazing, no amazing was an insult to what this exotic woman had prepared for him.
"It's orange chicken, not spicy, I'm sure a man like you can handle more than spice." she sat next to him in the booth, she was very physical when it came to flirting, lots of hand touching and feeling his muscles.
Star dug frantically in each garbage bag, eating anything that even resembled food.
"Come out Glossaryck!" she emptied out a brown paper bag and out fell a rather moldy piece of blue cheese fell out, she was excited until she picked it up, then took a whiff.
She chucked it to the side, shaking her head.
She was defeated.
At least she could go home and huff cat nip, she needed some rest, she hopped out of the dumpster, forgetting Sensei and took the walk of shame back to Mewni.
Sensei and Mrs. Liao were very much enjoying eachother's company.
"Ever since Mr. Liao died, I've been trying to find a man who could fill his shoes, but usually I come on too strong!" She chuckled, squeezing a muscle.
"You know Mrs. Liao, I had know idea what you had planned, I thought you were gonna try and use your Kung Fu seduction skills to try and make love to me." Mrs. Liao's eyes widened andshe laughed even harder at this.
"I may be lonely and come on stronger than garlic.. But I do not do that type of thing!" she wiped a tear from her eye from the sheer absurdity.
"You want someone to talk to. You call me." Mrs. Liao wrote down her number on a piece of paper and handed it to him.
"Okay!" Sensei smiled at her.
"Go to your friend, crazy cookie girl."
"Yeah, I'll catch you later, thanks for the food!"
"Anytime, Sweet Cheeks!" she laughed, as did Sensei.
He left from the door he came in through, he looked in the dumpster, no sign of Star.
"Ohmygosh! I left all those unattended kids in my Dojo for like.. Three hours!" Sensei began to run back as fast as he could.
Star finally reached the cat store, Mewni but she didn't have the guts to go inside, she waited a minute, two, five, fifteen, thirty.
Marco came out of the store, he had lipstick on, it was smeared.
"Hey Star.. Find Glossaryck?"
"No."
"I'm sure he's out there, just no more picking up babies you could get arrested." Marco smiled at her, she didn't notie the lipstick.
"Wanna go get some food?"
Star shook her head.
"Wanna go to the bounce lounge?"
She shook her head again.
"Wanna go huff some glue and see if there are rats in the alley?"
She nodded.
"Alright, I even go some industrial-quality wood glue, come on, you can even spend the night at me and Tom's apartment the night."
"Thanks Marco.. Wait, why are you wearing lipstick?" Marco began a long drawn out "Uhhh", which lasted for ten seconds.
"It's okay, Marco, I just wanna huff glue."
"You got sauce on your face, Star."
"I know. I wanted to look as delicious as I felt."