bread sans stronger than you parody

Bread Undertale - Unbanned
text by Palec weese smalec

it's a beautiful day outside...
gamers are gaming, dying for good..
On days like these, kids like you
should be starring in the fudgecore mini

turn around kid, it'd be a crime,
if i had to go back on the promise that i made for you,
so don't step over that line,
or else friend, you're gonna have a bread time

But guests like you don't play by the rules,
and guys like me,
it ain't easy to be played for fools,
so let's go let the room get chiller,
let's go jiramikaze killer

go ahead and ban me since you're able,
guess you've figured now easymode's off the table.
i can tell you're getting really sick of trying,
but i guess you're just meant to keep DYING

you're not gonna win, we'll be here together,
fighting in this hypixel lobby forever,
i know you kick me each time i beat ya,
but i'll always be right back there to meet ya

i know you're in o-oo-o-o-ff, to-o-oo-oopic,
twoo-oo-oo-ooo twooo-o-ooo-, twoo-o-oooo

this is where it stops,
this is where it ends,
if you want to get rid of me,
well you better try again

but no matter how i ask you,
you don't give me the invite,
do you just like the feeling
of being a fucking faggot?

go ahead and ban me since you're able,
you should know by now the kick button's off the table,
think that you can unban me like i'm some pawn?
well, you didn't invite my pardner so get DUNKED ON

i know you made my friends all disappear,
but everything they cared about is why i'm here
i am their mercy, i am their vengeance
i am ANNOYING

i know you're in o-oo-o-o-ff, to-o-oo-oopic,
twoo-oo-oo-ooo twooo-o-ooo-, twoo-o-oooo

but i think i'll get invited