!拉霸 / !骰

!拉霸
$(user) → $(eval if('$(query)'){response='$(query)'.split(" ");response[Math.floor(Math.random()*response.length)];}else{response = '拉你妹';})

!骰
$(user)擲出了$(eval notice=false;if(isNaN("$(2)")){  dice=1;  if(isNaN("$(1)")){max=6;}  else{max=Math.round("$(1)");}}else{if(Number("$(2)")<=1){max=6;}else{max=Math.round("$(2)");}if(Number("$(1)")<=1||Number("$(1)")>10){dice=6; notice=true;}else{dice=Math.round("$(1)");}}text=dice+"個"+max+"面骰，結果是——「";do{ dice--; rnd=Math.floor((Math.random()*max)+1);text+=rnd;if(dice>0){text+="、";}}while(dice>0) text+="」"; if(notice){text+="(溫馨提醒：骰子數上限為10顆)";} text)