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- >Day sandwich in Equestria.
- >You have herd that the local Manehatten sandwich shop has a thing ageist homosexuals.
- >You decided to abuse this.
- >You walk in and see the Cashier, a Orange mare named Scootaloo.
- >Dis gun be good.
- >You walk up to her and start to order.
- "I want to order a HOMOSEXUAL Chicken Sandwich. It must be made from the breast of the MOST HOMOSEXUAL Chicken you could find. It must have sucked all the cocks. Not just one. I want this in ten minutes."
- >She looks at you with a funny look as you walk back to your table.
- >Ten minutes later, you walk back up and ask "Where is my Homosexual Chicken Sandwich?
- >"Sir, we don't serve meat."
- >You knew this, but you don't care.
- "I want my Homosexual chicken sandwich."
- >"Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave."
- >You see guard ponies come up on you.
- >They start dragging you out.
- >As they pull you out, you are still saying "I want my homosexual chicken sandwich."
- >They throw you outside.
- >They can still hear through the door, "I want my HOMOSEXUAL Chicken Sandwich."
- >Today was a HOMOSEXUAL day.
- >Day Sandvich in Equestria.
- >It's the day after you went to order a homosexual chicken sandwich.
- >You're going back today with a different attack plan
- >You walk in, and see a different mare manning the.cash register.
- >Don't know this one.
- >You walk up to her, and she looks like she knows you.
- >Before she says anything you say "I'm not here to order a HOMOSEXUAL chicken sandwich. I'm here to order a BI-SEXUAL Chicken sandwich. It must have been the whore of all the chickens, having slept with all chickens, no matter the gender. I want this in ten minutes."
- >She looks next to her, and motions to a guard.
- >"Get him out of here."
- >They start dragging you out.
- "I want My Bi-sexual chicken sandwich."
- >The throw you out.
- >Again they can still here you "I want my Bi-Sexual Chicken Sandwich.
- >Today was a Bi-Sexual day.
- >Day This is getting old, in Equestria,
- >This time you are not going into the shop.
- >You have asked a good friend of yours to go in and ask for the sandwich.
- >Good thing too.
- >They posted posters saying DO NOT ALLOW with your picture under it.
- >You hand the pony you asked to do this a small two way radio.
- >You hide it in his mane.
- >He walks in and you say to him, "I would like to order a TRANS SEXUAL CHICKEN SANDWICH. It must have been the drag queen of all the chickens, and i require this in 10 minutes."
- >You hear him say that, then you hear someone say "Get out."
- >The doors open and he's FLYING out of the door.
- >You see a pissed off orange mare run out of the shop.
- >She looks around, and sees you in a top hat and monocle..
- >She runs up to you and yells "WILL YOU FUCKING STOP!?"
- "Fine, All I request is that I get a Heterosexual Chicken Sandwich."
- >She blinks.
- >"Wait, no more homosexual, or Bi-Sexual chicken sandwiches?"
- "Well, I do want gay cheese, and asexual bread."
- >You get hit in the face, and the cops called on you.
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