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- >"Happy birthday, Princess Eighteen!"
- >"Burfday?" your precious unicorn fluffy asks.
- >"That's right! You've lived here for a whole week, and you're still technically alive! That's longer than any of your predecessors!"
- >She laughs. "Prefadesser? What's dat, daddy?"
- >You stare at the mountain of rotting fluffy corpses behind her.
- >Princess Eighteen beams at you. "Pwincess wuvs you daddy!"
- >"Daddy loves you too! Now go play with your friends."
- >Princess Eighteen frowns. She glances at the pile of death.
- >"Pwincess no wike her fwends..." she tears up.
- >"What?!" you snap. "You ungrateful bitch! Your friends like YOU!"
- >"Fwends cold an' no smew pwetty..." she cries. "Daddy, wan' new fwends... Wan' go ou'side."
- >"YOU CAN NEVER GO OUTSIDE, YOU STUPID WHORE!!"
- >Princess Eighteen poops herself and starts bawling.
- >"Pwincess is wonely, daddy! Fwends scawry! Fwends no talk! Fwends no walkie!"
- >"You ungrateful little bitch," you scowl at her. "I've given you EVERYTHING! A meal a day! An entire room for yourself, filled with friends! They're all beautiful unicorns, just like you!! Are you saying you'd rather play with a FILTHY PEGASUS?!"
- >She just keeps sobbing, cowering in the mess she made.
- >You lock her in her saferoom, and go down to your basement for a breather.
- >One quick snort later, you're right as rain!
- >Back in the saferoom.
- >"There's my precious little fluffy!" you beam.
- >"Daddy?" Princess Eighteen sniffles. "Daddy no angwy at Pwincess now?"
- >"Angry?" you laugh. "I could never be angry at you! You're my special little girl."
- >Her mood clears up instantly, but she's still covered in her own shit.
- >"Pwincess wuv daddy," she says, "Pwincess no smew pwetty fo' daddy. Pwincess feew bad..."
- >"You know we can't bath you, Princess..." you grin. "The bath is still clogged with Princess Twelve. Now eat your dinner and go to bed."
- >As you get up, she looks confused. "Dinna?"
- >You gesture to the mountain of dead fluffy ponies. "Yes, dinner. Eat up. Goodnight precious!"
- >You can hear fluffy sobbing with love and happiness as you lock the door behind you.
- >You're such a good father. You love your princess so much.
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