on *:input:*:{

  if ($1- == lool) { /say 12£1øµGH§ 4ø1µt 12£1øµÐ $2- | .halt }
  if ($1- == lofl) { /say 12£1øµGH§ 4ø1µt 12F1µ©KîñG 4£1øµÐ $2- | halt }
  if ($1- == rofl) { msg $active  RoLliNg On ThE FloOr LaUgHing $2- | halt }
  if ($1- == wow) { /say  12W1o12ô1o12W  $2- | halt }
  if ($1- == op) { .msg chanserv op $chan $me | .halt }
  if ($1- == deop) { .msg chanserv deop $chan $me | .msg chanserv voice $chan $me | .halt }
  if ($1- == voice) { .msg chanserv voice $chan $me | .halt }
  if ($1- == devoice) { .msg chanserv devoice $chan $me | .halt }
  if ($1- == LOL) { me Zgrdhiehet :)  | .halt }
  if ($1- == BRB) { ame Kthehem Shpejt .! | .halt }
  if ($1- == WB) { /Say Wellcome Back :) | .halt }
  if ($1- == HEY) { /Say Hey | .halt }
  if ($1- == HI) { /Say Përshëndetje ! | .halt }
  if ($1- == THNx) { /Say Thnx | .halt }
  if ($1- == BBL) { me  Be BacK LateR | .halt }
  if ($1- == Ha) { /say HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa | .halt }
  if ($1- == NO) { /say  No | .halt }
  if ($1- == YES) { /say  Yes | .halt }
  if ($1- == YEP) { /say  Yep | .halt }
  if ($1- == NOPE) { /say  Nope | .halt }
  if ($1- == COOL) { /say  Cool | .halt }
  if ($1- == NP) { /say Ska Problem | .halt }
  if ($1- == BACK) { /ame  Back | .halt }
  if ($1- == ASL) { /say Age/Sex/Location | .halt }
  if ($1- == BYE) { /say Bye | .halt }
  if ($1- == OK) { /say 0kay | .halt }
  if ($1- == ska gje) { /say S'ka Gje | .halt }
  if ($1- == ckemi?) { /say C'kemi? | .halt }
  if ($1- == :Pp) { /say   :P:p:P:p:P:p | .halt }
  if ($1- == ::) { /say :)) | .halt }
  if ($1- == ?) { /Say ?¿? | .halt }

}