Pants Man- SkyBreaker

>Day Flightpath in Equestria.
>You are Anon
>You are sick of Fluttershy and the Moth Ponies attemts at getting your D,
>So you have decided to run from Ponyville in the dead of night.
>After waking up and doing the sacred triple S, you skidaddle the fuck out of there.
>You tried Hollow Shades, but after making an arse of yourself whilst drunk they nolonger want you.
>After meeting Celestia, she gave you a Job on an air base outside of Stalliongrad, which you thought was cool,
>that you would be working with another group of wonderbolts or something similar.
>You was in for a shock.
>You ponder to yourself how you could have been at home fapping to /mlh/ instead of being here, but you are Anon, Master of self control.
>The base was now in sight so you collect your things and prepare to get off and look for a pony called SkyBreaker, who was thankfully waiting for you.
>SkyBreaker noticies you and walks over.
>"Hey Anon"
>She had a slight Russian accent, but that wasn't what stopped you in your tracks.
>She was a plane.
>A fucking plane.
>And she just caught you staring.
>"See something you like fly boy?"
>Trying to snap out of it you respond.
"SkyBreaker?"
>She replies trying to maintain her tough-gal attitude, but it is failing.
>"Yes, that's me, now get moving."
>You keep looking at her.
>It's a fucking plane.
>"A-Anon, stop."
>A. Fucking. Plane.
>She snaps and looks like she bursts into tears, tough-gal attitude all but gone.
>"A-Anon, stop s-staring!"
>She then shoots into the sky, you dun fucked up on your first day of the Job.
>gg Anon
>You can tell this'll be fun already, as you start to walk over to the base.
>A fucking Jet pony, and you had thought you'd seen it all.