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One Step Back, Two Steps Back 1

Aug 12th, 2012
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  1. One Step Back, Two Steps Back
  2. > Purchased a foal
  3. > Lavender fluff, dark blue mane and eyes, with no wings or horn
  4. > A cute little earth colt
  5. > He's been alive for a little over a week
  6. > Just barely old enough to live without his mother
  7. > You personally removed him from his mothers loving embrace
  8. > "Nuu! Bebbeh! Nuu take bebbeh mistaw! Bebbeh too wittow!"
  9. > He chirped wildly for help
  10. > "EEp! Mummah! Hewp! Mummah! Nuu weave! Hewp mummah! Nuu wan weave!"
  11. > That was about ten minutes ago
  12. > He sits unhappily in a cardboard pet box on his fluffy little bottom
  13. > "Daddeh, whew mummah? Wan mummah... wan huggies... nee wuv..."
  14. > The car starting and stereo scared him into urinating
  15. > A small puddle around him he shivers about the cold
  16. > "Mummah... nee huggies... cowt cowd... nee wawm mummah..."
  17. > The foal sniffles in his dark box
  18. > After a short drive you're back home
  19. > The colt squeaks as he is lifted in his box
  20. > "Eep! Movin gain! Giff cowt tuu mummah! Wan mummah! Hewp! Wuv! Hewp!"
  21. > You return to your small house
  22. > Empty your pockets on the kitchen counter after locking the door
  23. > Car keys, wallet, phone, and your Fluffco frequent customer card
  24. > With the number of foals you by it's well worth the initial fee
  25. > A small *tap tap tap* is heard from the box
  26. > Now waddling around the fluffy paws on the walls of his box trying to escape
  27. > "Mummah! Cowt hewe! Hewp cowt! Nee miwkies! Nee huggies! Wan sissy an bwoffa! Mummah! Nee wuv mummah! Pwease?"
  28. > You take out a large cooking pot you don't use and set it on the counter next to the box
  29. > *clang*
  30. > "eep! Woud! nuu wike! nuu soun' pwetty!"
  31. > His eyes strain as you open the cardboard tabs
  32. > "Tuu bwight! Nuu see! I's huwty!"
  33. > Still rubbing his eyes you pick him up by the tail
  34. > His face hits the puddle of urine and lets out a small "Ouchies"
  35. > Now squirming and running in mid-air the colt cries for help from his mother now miles away
  36. > "Taiw huwt! Hewp! Munstah haff taiw! Wun taiw! Wun way!"
  37. > Unfortunately (?) for fluffy, his tail remains firmly attached to his ass
  38. > Perhaps you can help him with that later
  39. > But for now you're planning a little experiment
  40. > You plop the foal into the pot landing on his butt
  41. > "Ouchies! Poopie pwace nuu feww pwetty! Huggies?"
  42. > Some of your fellow fluffy enthusiasts on Reddit have unique methods of enjoyment
  43. > You decide to test how well the foal can heal
  44. > Without a word you place the necessary tools onto the counter
  45. > Knife, stitches, a stitching needle, lighter, plenty of bandages and gauze, disinfectant, a taser, and a step by step instruction manual
  46. > *don don don* the young colt is running around and tapping on the sides of the pan
  47. > Now unable to see you he calls for help
  48. > "Daddie! Whewe mummah! Wittow cowt hewe! Hewp daddie! Cowt scawed! Nuu way out!"
  49. > You place the lid on the pan
  50. > "Waah! Dawk! Woud! Scawy dawk woud! Nuu wike! NUUU Bad poopies! Go way poopies! Nuu! Daddie! Hewp! Cowt nuu smeww pwetty! Poopie pwace huwt! Nee huggies!"
  51. > Good thing you don't use that pot anymore
  52. > You've read the instructions at least a dozen times and it seems pretty straight forward
  53. > But, you doubt this will work
  54. > Not that it matters if it doesn't you're going to have fun either way
  55. > You always have fun with your little fluffies
  56. > Now you open the pot and the stench hits you
  57. > He pooped on himself and all over the bottom of the pot
  58. > It's runny like extra greasy refried beans
  59. > He hasn't had any solid food, only mothers milk
  60. > "Let’s get you clean little guy"
  61. > "Yay wittow gai cwean! Wuv mummah cwean fwuffy fwuff!"
  62. > Hasn't had a bath either apparently
  63. > He doesn't take well to the water
  64. > "NYUU! WAWA BAD! FWUFFY NUU WIKE WAWA! NUUUUUUUUU!"
  65. > The water is way too hot for a fluffy
  66. > It almost burns your hands as you clean the wiggling, now drenched no longer very fluffy, fluffy
  67. > The bath goes on for twice as long as it should due to little guy's constant pooping and peeing
  68. > Pain and fear of water drives his 4th dimensional shit pocket wild
  69. > Till he's empty
  70. > Now crying and shivering on the cold counter top he mewls quietly
  71. > "Wittow gai cowd... wan wawm... daddeh... pwease giff wawm..."
  72. > A quick stay on the heating element of the stove warms him right up
  73. > "EEEE! BUWNY! NUUU! TOO WAWM! TOO WAWM! WAN COWD! HEWP! PWEASE!"
  74. > Even the low heat causes excruciating pain
  75. > But, you don't keep him on long enough to die
  76. > Now tired, still soaked, feet burned you start the operation
  77. > First he is strapped to the cutting board with some metal wire and nails to secure the thin metal
  78. > He is able to breathe but the wire digs into his flesh as he struggles
  79. > "Daddeh! Why meanie? Nuu wan huwty! Wan wawm! Wan dwy! Nuu wan owies!“
  80. > Then he sees the knife
  81. > “MUMMAH! HEWP! HEWP FWUFFY! WITTOW GAI NUU WIKE HUWT! HEWP!”
  82. > As it descends on his thin legs he lets out a cacophony of pleas
  83. > "MUMMAH! HEWP! COWT SOWWY! SOWWY! NUU! HEWP! NUUU! NUUUU! NUUU! N-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
  84. > The blade easily separates flesh and joints break with a light snap of the fingers without any muscle attached
  85. > One by one the legs are removed, but not cauterized
  86. > Instead each leg is turned around and reattached at the joint
  87. > His squeal has long since gone hoarse but he manages to hyperventilate and let out tiny infant chirps
  88. > "EE! EE! EE! EE! EE! EE!"
  89. > Once the skin and muscle is sewn back together the legs flop lifelessly at the joints
  90. > The pain sends the fluffy into shock as nerves begin to reattach
  91. > A heart attack kills him
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