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- One Step Back, Two Steps Back
- > Purchased a foal
- > Lavender fluff, dark blue mane and eyes, with no wings or horn
- > A cute little earth colt
- > He's been alive for a little over a week
- > Just barely old enough to live without his mother
- > You personally removed him from his mothers loving embrace
- > "Nuu! Bebbeh! Nuu take bebbeh mistaw! Bebbeh too wittow!"
- > He chirped wildly for help
- > "EEp! Mummah! Hewp! Mummah! Nuu weave! Hewp mummah! Nuu wan weave!"
- > That was about ten minutes ago
- > He sits unhappily in a cardboard pet box on his fluffy little bottom
- > "Daddeh, whew mummah? Wan mummah... wan huggies... nee wuv..."
- > The car starting and stereo scared him into urinating
- > A small puddle around him he shivers about the cold
- > "Mummah... nee huggies... cowt cowd... nee wawm mummah..."
- > The foal sniffles in his dark box
- > After a short drive you're back home
- > The colt squeaks as he is lifted in his box
- > "Eep! Movin gain! Giff cowt tuu mummah! Wan mummah! Hewp! Wuv! Hewp!"
- > You return to your small house
- > Empty your pockets on the kitchen counter after locking the door
- > Car keys, wallet, phone, and your Fluffco frequent customer card
- > With the number of foals you by it's well worth the initial fee
- > A small *tap tap tap* is heard from the box
- > Now waddling around the fluffy paws on the walls of his box trying to escape
- > "Mummah! Cowt hewe! Hewp cowt! Nee miwkies! Nee huggies! Wan sissy an bwoffa! Mummah! Nee wuv mummah! Pwease?"
- > You take out a large cooking pot you don't use and set it on the counter next to the box
- > *clang*
- > "eep! Woud! nuu wike! nuu soun' pwetty!"
- > His eyes strain as you open the cardboard tabs
- > "Tuu bwight! Nuu see! I's huwty!"
- > Still rubbing his eyes you pick him up by the tail
- > His face hits the puddle of urine and lets out a small "Ouchies"
- > Now squirming and running in mid-air the colt cries for help from his mother now miles away
- > "Taiw huwt! Hewp! Munstah haff taiw! Wun taiw! Wun way!"
- > Unfortunately (?) for fluffy, his tail remains firmly attached to his ass
- > Perhaps you can help him with that later
- > But for now you're planning a little experiment
- > You plop the foal into the pot landing on his butt
- > "Ouchies! Poopie pwace nuu feww pwetty! Huggies?"
- > Some of your fellow fluffy enthusiasts on Reddit have unique methods of enjoyment
- > You decide to test how well the foal can heal
- > Without a word you place the necessary tools onto the counter
- > Knife, stitches, a stitching needle, lighter, plenty of bandages and gauze, disinfectant, a taser, and a step by step instruction manual
- > *don don don* the young colt is running around and tapping on the sides of the pan
- > Now unable to see you he calls for help
- > "Daddie! Whewe mummah! Wittow cowt hewe! Hewp daddie! Cowt scawed! Nuu way out!"
- > You place the lid on the pan
- > "Waah! Dawk! Woud! Scawy dawk woud! Nuu wike! NUUU Bad poopies! Go way poopies! Nuu! Daddie! Hewp! Cowt nuu smeww pwetty! Poopie pwace huwt! Nee huggies!"
- > Good thing you don't use that pot anymore
- > You've read the instructions at least a dozen times and it seems pretty straight forward
- > But, you doubt this will work
- > Not that it matters if it doesn't you're going to have fun either way
- > You always have fun with your little fluffies
- > Now you open the pot and the stench hits you
- > He pooped on himself and all over the bottom of the pot
- > It's runny like extra greasy refried beans
- > He hasn't had any solid food, only mothers milk
- > "Let’s get you clean little guy"
- > "Yay wittow gai cwean! Wuv mummah cwean fwuffy fwuff!"
- > Hasn't had a bath either apparently
- > He doesn't take well to the water
- > "NYUU! WAWA BAD! FWUFFY NUU WIKE WAWA! NUUUUUUUUU!"
- > The water is way too hot for a fluffy
- > It almost burns your hands as you clean the wiggling, now drenched no longer very fluffy, fluffy
- > The bath goes on for twice as long as it should due to little guy's constant pooping and peeing
- > Pain and fear of water drives his 4th dimensional shit pocket wild
- > Till he's empty
- > Now crying and shivering on the cold counter top he mewls quietly
- > "Wittow gai cowd... wan wawm... daddeh... pwease giff wawm..."
- > A quick stay on the heating element of the stove warms him right up
- > "EEEE! BUWNY! NUUU! TOO WAWM! TOO WAWM! WAN COWD! HEWP! PWEASE!"
- > Even the low heat causes excruciating pain
- > But, you don't keep him on long enough to die
- > Now tired, still soaked, feet burned you start the operation
- > First he is strapped to the cutting board with some metal wire and nails to secure the thin metal
- > He is able to breathe but the wire digs into his flesh as he struggles
- > "Daddeh! Why meanie? Nuu wan huwty! Wan wawm! Wan dwy! Nuu wan owies!“
- > Then he sees the knife
- > “MUMMAH! HEWP! HEWP FWUFFY! WITTOW GAI NUU WIKE HUWT! HEWP!”
- > As it descends on his thin legs he lets out a cacophony of pleas
- > "MUMMAH! HEWP! COWT SOWWY! SOWWY! NUU! HEWP! NUUU! NUUUU! NUUU! N-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
- > The blade easily separates flesh and joints break with a light snap of the fingers without any muscle attached
- > One by one the legs are removed, but not cauterized
- > Instead each leg is turned around and reattached at the joint
- > His squeal has long since gone hoarse but he manages to hyperventilate and let out tiny infant chirps
- > "EE! EE! EE! EE! EE! EE!"
- > Once the skin and muscle is sewn back together the legs flop lifelessly at the joints
- > The pain sends the fluffy into shock as nerves begin to reattach
- > A heart attack kills him
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