Love Live! Sunshine!! New Series Special Information Video

Text transcript of this year's Love Live April fools prank (because I do not have the tools or time to video edit)
(video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9brCGeppsnA)
Note that some of this is done by ear and is probably sorta off.


It is the year 20XX.
The world is worn and torn apart by chaos...!

However,
A light of hope clears the dark clouds from the sky,
Bringing hope to the lost masses whenever it can
It was a sunny, shiny sparkle of light!!


YAAAAA YAAAAAA!
The noisy lasses have risen:
CYARON!

The nigh-scalding Dangerous Three:
AZALEA!

Finishing foes off with a strike of painful love:
GUILTY KISS!

Alas, such is not enough...!
Overwhelmingly not enough...!

In the face of powerful darkness,
At the ends of their limits, these girls seem to be fighting to no avail.

And yet!
They won't give up!

Brimming with hope,
Even if they're defeated 10,000 times over,
They'll surely get back on their feet once again!

Three shining lights you would never think would collide
Now become one...!

A dazzling light unlike anything anyone's ever seen!
MISSING IT IS.... impossible.

Episode 1:
Birth!!
CYaZALEA☆Kiss!

Mikan orange!
Sakura pink!
Emerald green!
Red!
Light blue!
Black!
Yellow!
Violet!
PIIIIIIIIIIIIIINK!


Waaaao!
CYaZALEA☆Kiss! (Go!)
Since we've decided to protect the world with love (Whoo!)
We shall now give you a sweet kiss... OF JUSTICE!
CYaZALEA☆Kiss! (Kiss!)

We're always laughing along, so we can talk of the future
Those who disturb our peace... are UNFORGIVABLE!
Carrying forth a light, we move forward with a bang!
Cause we've awakened a sacred power

Yes, everyone holds courage within them!
Never fear! Face the darkness head-on!
Take aim! Pow!
ROCKET PUNCH!
Take 'em down! Pow!
FIRE KICK!
I won't lose. WE ABSOLUTELY WON'T LOSE!
(Fight! Love power!)

CYaZALEA☆Kiss! (Go!)
Since we've decided to protect you (Whoo!)
CYaZALEA☆Kiss! (Go!)
We'll even use our excitement as a weapon! (Whoo!)

Seize victory, CYaZALEA☆Kiss!
Standing for hope and love:
CYaZALEA☆Kiss!

3+3+3 makes the strength of 9 TRILLION!