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> Paloma: Throw yourself to the bees.

Jun 7th, 2012
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  1. -- restlessPipes [RP] began trolling absoluteAltitude [AA] at 17:38 --
  2. RP: }{ello, broodsister!
  3. AA: <\ Oh, hi, Ranigi. />
  4. AA: <\ What... what can I do for you? />
  5. RP: T}{e vigor in your voice seems to be missing :(
  6. RP: }{as somet}{ing }{appened?
  7. AA: <\ ... yeah, things happened. />
  8. AA: <\ I screwed up. And now... />
  9. AA: <\ Now everything's a mess. />
  10. RP: O}{?
  11. RP: W}{at }{appened exactly?
  12. AA: <\ ... it's personal. />
  13. AA: <\ Just, I... let's just say I'm pretty dumb. />
  14. RP: Paloma, if you s}{ared your feelings it mig}{t }{elp.
  15. AA: <\ ... Solena wanted to know about the feud between us and Cirrin. I wouldn't tell her, so she went to Amaloc. She hurt him. And as a result of that, her moirallegience was hurt. I don't know how badly. />
  16. AA: <\ It's... it's all my fault. />
  17. RP: I see.
  18. RP: You really believe so?
  19. AA: <\ ... yeah. />
  20. RP: Per}{aps we s}{ould discuss t}{is in person?
  21. AA: <\ ... />
  22. AA: <\ I, I don't really feel like seeing anyone right now. />
  23. RP: It is muc}{ easier to deal wit}{ suc}{ t}{ings face-to-face. A personal touc}{ always }{elps.
  24. AA: <\ ... you're not my moirail, please don't try to deal with my problems. />
  25. RP: You mistaken my interest for concern!
  26. RP: I am quite wounded.
  27. RP: I merely want to understand if your claims of being t}{e source of all t}{ese troubles is true.
  28. AA: <\ ... it's true. />
  29. RP: Please, allow me to visit.
  30. AA: <\ I won't. />
  31. AA: <\ If you try to hurt me, Ranigi... I'll fight you. />
  32. RP: Now, now!
  33. RP: Let's not jump to conclusions, }{ere.
  34. RP: We }{ave not decided w}{et}{er or not you are guilty.
  35. RP: And you are still my friend.
  36. AA: <\ I am, okay?! I'm damned guilty! I ruined her pale romance! I betrayed my moirail! I screwed everything up because I wasn't smart enough to do things right! />
  37. RP: T}{at is quite t}{e damning confession! :o
  38. RP: But I will wit}{}{old my judgement.
  39. RP: Discussion first, t}{en condemnation.
  40. RP: It is only fair.
  41. AA: <\ If you want to come after me, come after me! I'd deserve it after all this! />
  42. AA: <\ But, but I won't be making it easy for you either! />
  43. RP: Paloma, please.
  44. RP: We }{ave not decided yet.
  45. AA: <\ What, what does it matter what your opinion on all this is anyway?! You're not even involved! />
  46. RP: I am acting as a friend.
  47. RP: And as an agent of justice, of course.
  48. RP: O}{, pardon.
  49. RP: JUSTICE.
  50. AA: <\ ... if there were justice in this world... />
  51. AA: <\ ... no, never mind. />
  52. RP: It is a s}{ame t}{at justice is scarce in t}{is world.
  53. RP: But fear not!
  54. RP: I'll bring JUSTICE w}{erever I go! :)
  55. AA: <\ ... />
  56. AA: <\ It will only make things worse. />
  57. RP: I am quite used to pessimissm w}{en JUSTICE is mentioned. But I do not mind.
  58. RP: Allow me to listen to you as a friend and an impartial judge.
  59. AA: <\ Weren't you listening? />
  60. AA: <\ IT WILL ONLY MAKE THINGS WORSE! />
  61. RP: O}{ my.
  62. RP: Caps.
  63. AA: <\ I don't know how else to make you listen! />
  64. RP: Per}{aps I s}{ould bring along a }{ot beverage and some sweets.
  65. AA: <\ Don't bother. />
  66. AA: <\ I won't let you in. />
  67. RP: T}{at is fine!
  68. RP: I will find anot}{er way.
  69. AA: <\ ... and if you break in, I, I'll fight you. />
  70. AA: <\ I know that you'll try to cause me harm over this. Why did I even say anything? />
  71. AA: <\ I'm so stupid... />
  72. RP: If it's any consolation, I t}{ink t}{at you're actually quite an intelligent young troll!
  73. RP: Per}{aps you would want to bolt your windows and doors.
  74. RP: You wouldn't want me to get in easily.
  75. RP: In fact, I apologize.
  76. RP: I seem to be pressing t}{e matter too }{ars}{ly.
  77. AA: <\ Maybe, maybe you are. />
  78. RP: I s}{ould visit you at a better time.
  79. RP: I apologize again. I was quite rude :(
  80. AA: <\ ... it's okay. I deserve it. />
  81. RP: Per}{aps we s}{ould resc}{edule our meeting?
  82. AA: <\ ... it's best if we don't meet, Ranigi. />
  83. RP: Very well. But I t}{ink, as a friend, I s}{ould give you a fair warning!
  84. RP: T}{at is w}{at friends do, no?
  85. RP: But I will only give it if you wis}{ to }{ear it.
  86. AA: <\ ... okay. />
  87. RP: }{ow s}{ould I p}{rase t}{is?
  88. RP: Per}{aps I s}{ould }{ave prepared a speec}{ before}{and.
  89. RP: O}{ well!
  90. RP: From w}{at I've gat}{ered so far, I am becoming quite convinced t}{at I will }{ave to take drastic action.
  91. RP: }{ave you }{eard of t}{e p}{rase an eye for an eye?
  92. AA: <\ ... yeah. That's what I thought. />
  93. AA: <\ Hahaha... />
  94. AA: <\ Have I been setting myself up for my own downfall? />
  95. RP: You don't sound ent}{usiastic about it! Did I word it rudely? :(
  96. RP: W}{y, I }{aven't even gotten to t}{e main point.
  97. RP: (I really s}{ould brus}{ up on my speec}{ skills.)
  98. AA: <\ I know you, Ranigi. I know all my friends. />
  99. AA: <\ I know what you'll do. />
  100. RP: Well, at least I don't need to explain as muc}{ :)
  101. AA: <\ And if you can take it from me, fine. I deserve it. />
  102. RP: I assure you t}{at I'll be swift and t}{at nobody will die.
  103. AA: <\ I'll fight. I hope you're prepared for that. />
  104. RP: My dear friend.
  105. RP: We bot}{ know w}{o t}{e greater fig}{ter is.
  106. AA: <\ ... yeah. />
  107. RP: If it }{elps, t}{oug}{, I'm still willing to }{ear your side of t}{e story.
  108. AA: <\ ... you've heard it. />
  109. RP: If you want, I'll bring some food to s}{are before we procede.
  110. AA: <\ No. That's fine. />
  111. RP: Are you sure? A }{ot bevarage }{elps a lot.
  112. AA: <\ If you come to me right now, it, it will be as an enemy. />
  113. RP: I still t}{ink of you as my friend.
  114. RP: Misguided, per}{aps.
  115. RP: But still a friend.
  116. AA: <\ ... I think of you as a friend, too. />
  117. AA: <\ But, I know what you're going to do. />
  118. RP: T}{at is good. Knowing is always good :)
  119. RP: I'd suggest t}{at you get some rest.
  120. RP: I won't try anyt}{ing w}{ile you're asleep.
  121. AA: <\ ... good to know. />
  122. RP: And do keep your lusus out of t}{e way.
  123. RP: I would }{ate to accidentally kill }{er.
  124. AA: <\ She's harmless. If you do kill her, it would be an injustice. />
  125. RP: W}{ic}{ is w}{y I insist t}{at you keep }{er in a safe place.
  126. AA: <\ ... I'll lock her up. />
  127. RP: Splendid! :D
  128. RP: I'll be seeing you t}{en, Paloma.
  129. AA: <\ ... fine. />
  130. RP: Rest, my broodsister. Justice is almost }{ere.
  131. -- restlessPipes [RP] gave up trolling absoluteAltitude [AA] at 18:20 --
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