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  1. Anonymous Tue 08 Jan 2019 10:32:13 No.20514549
  2. >>20514114
  3. I've always figured that FluffTV has specific programming blocks. Like...
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  5. 6:00am-12:00pm: Fluffucation. Mostly dedicated to teaching fluffies basics that you'd teach a preschooler (sharing, alphabet, motor skills, etc.).
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  7. 12:00pm-2:00pm: Nummy Time! During lunch time, fluffies learn all about nummies! What's healthy, what's not, how to help your daddy or mommy in the kitchen. Top show is Cookin With Mumma, staring a large, jolly blue mare they call Mumma (Mumma has been replaced at least 12 times due to various kitchen accidents).
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  9. 3:00pm-4:00pm: Naptime. Literally just footage of a bunch of sleeping fluffies set to lullabies. Occasionally a soothing female voice cuts in, saying things like "Good fluffies take baths" or "Good fluffies only use the litter box."
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  11. 4:00pm-5:00pm: Dancie Time! Wake up and groove with everyone's favorite fluffy dancer, Maraca!
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  13. 5:00pm-7:00pm: Story Time! Fluffies reenact popular fairy tales and nursery rhymes. (Is mostly reruns with maybe one new episode every month given how difficult it is to deal with fluffy actors).
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  15. 7:00pm-9:00pm: Babies! Everyone's favorite fluffy foal TV show needs no introduction!
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  17. 9:00pm-10:00pm: Bedtime. Fluffies are read a soothing story by a mare dressed as Mother Goose. The rest of the hour plays out similar to Naptime.
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  19. 10:00pm-1:00am: Fluffy Owners Today. Several shows that discuss products, techniques, care, and news.
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  21. 1:00am-6:00am: Paid Programming
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  23. Anonymous Tue 08 Jan 2019 13:41:35 No.20517936
  24. >>20514549
  25. I see some interpretations of Fluffy TV as the fluffies actually living really cruel lives off screen, but I always found that ridiculous.
  26. For one, you want the fluffies to be happy so they act happy. Fluffies aren't performers, they can't fake it.
  27. Also, you can't just switch fluffies out all the time. The viewing fluffs might start asking questions is the stars keep switching everyday. "What happened to Mawaca and sweepy babbehs?"
  28. More than likely, the TV fluffs are taken good care of the same as other animals put to film are like dogs and cats in movies.
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  30. Anonymous Wed 09 Jan 2019 11:41:13 No.20534068
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  33. I imagine there have been entire wars that were less strictly planned-out than the schedule of a FluffTV broadcasting day, with every single block, program and commercial timed down to the very second.
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  35. Considering the audience, they probably have to keep it to almost the exact same timetable every single day, so that fluffies who tune in can get into a comfortable routine - and also probably tell time by which programs are on when. Which means getting a slot on FluffTV is likely a herculean feat.
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  37. Woe betide the producer or tech who disrupts the schedule.
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  39. Anonymous Wed 09 Jan 2019 11:44:37 No.20534121
  40. >>20534068
  41. I doubt it was a big deal at the beginning of the channel. However, I could see them trying to shake it up once. Like, say they tried another show during the Story Time block. One guy considered cutting "Babies!" down to an hour and air a series about feral fluffies. Dude got fired after complaints from thousands of fluffy owner that had to deal with crying ponies.
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  43. Anonymous Wed 09 Jan 2019 11:51:43 No.20534213
  44. >>20534121
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  46. Being the executive who has to handle slotting in public service announcements and "breaking news" type content has to suck.
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  48. Anonymous Wed 09 Jan 2019 11:54:37 No.20534249
  49. >>20534213
  50. Eh, it's a cable channel. They wouldn't have to broadcast stuff like that. However, God forbid a channel outage occur...and I'm sure somewhere on the Fluffy Owners Today segment, they probably recommend cable over satellite to avoid weather interference.
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