Iornia 29: Crabby Avians

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Innes:
hey there, wattaground type

Innes:
how's it doin

Clint:
who's water ground here

Innes:
the numel
Thrice:
what're you even talking about nigga

Clint:
I dunno

Innes:
uh

Innes:
fire

Clint:
looks pretty fire to me

Innes:
how did I

Bantam:
I'm pretty clearly on fire

Innes:
let's fix that

Innes:
I'll MAKE you water/ground : |

Bantam:
no going back

Bantam:
you cannot OHKO me, do not even try

Innes:
I assume you have the "I have no weaknesses" ability

Innes:
you fucker
tirkeyKujo has connected.

Innes:
yoo

Bantam:
-hoo

Katherine:
let's rawk :V

Katherine:
won't be able to skype till around 9

Teagan:
So! Last time or whatever, we got our Eevee ditto on, in which Elsa came out on top due to some lucky rolls. Skipped the rest of the day because hooooly shit, then Teagan got a call in the morning from Rory - distress beacon from Route 5, yadda yadda, go find the person and help em out

Teagan:
After dealing with sanicks, wading through quicksand, and subsequently unquicksanding ourselves, here we are, talking to Kelli who may be a damsel, may be in distress, but is not our damsel in distress

Bantam:
that is all entirely incorrect

Teagan:
Also there were a couple of other people at the start of the route who really rubbed me the wrong way who I'm sure will have no bearing on any further plot development

Teagan:
definitely not nope
Thrice:
l-lewd

Rivi:
"Come on you guuuys! I want to go see the top of this huuuge volcano!" Rivi just finished hopping up this ledge with little effort with Vex perched on her head.

Teagan:
Aaand bam, new token, because it's a new token kinda day

Convex:
"Albion"

Convex:
ay its teagan

Teagan:
Right - and Sal's very existence was retconned, sorry Innsma

Rivi:
We should obviously split the part 3/3

Innsma:
:(

Innsma:
Now who will I talk to

Kelli:
"Ohhh! That's what we were here for, wasn't it! Those two probably headed that way! But why without me?!"
Teagan: (( Anyone, really, or your Pokemon ))

Teagan:
"You got separated, didn't you? I bet they just got caught up in something and assumed you were right behind. It's alright though, we'll track them down!"

Teagan:
Now we have TWO potential targets, which may be the same, who knows

Rivi:
What do I see from up here? Two routes to different places?

Teagan:
How's that ledge look - would it be reasonable for Innsma and Katherine to get up it with a rope?

Kelli:
"Maybe...but that'd be really weird if they ran off without me. Make them real hypocrites..."

Snow:
so I'm lost what's going on here now

Kelli:
With a rope, yeah, probably. Hell Innsma might be able to without one, thanks to Survival. The ledge is about 2 meters, and while it's not sheer vertical, it's got loose rocks and dirt all over the place and climbing it looks to be a hassle, if doable

Kelli:
The left (your left) area looks to lead back down the mountain, to an area close to where you guys just came. The right one, you can't really tell wehere it leads at a glance, but further on down that way, the cliffs ease up and seem to become climbable

Teagan:
"Alright, taking the shortcut then..." 20 whoaaa this numpad is -tiny-, just now noticed. Here's my Athletics/Survival to climb
Kelli: (( at least you HAVE a numpad. I have to hold the function key to turn the right half of my letters into a numpad ))
Kelli: (( which is dumbtarded ))
Kelli: (( And with a 20, it's no obstacle. You can just run straight up it, kicking the rocks and dirt behind you ))
Teagan: (( oh god, I'm sorry ))
Teagan: (( gonna guess that makes it tho ))
Rivi: (( Even though they aren't, they really do look like sisters ))
Teagan: (( same cut, hair color, and glasses will do that ))

Teagan:
"Whew!" Teagan dusts some of the debris off. "Alright - rope coming down!"

Kelli:
Kelli sez: fuk that, and just jumps from tiny rock to tiny rock about two or three times, ending up landing on a bigger rock with her hands and feet. Or at least that's the plan. 21

Bantam:
I have Naturewalk: Mountain : | Fuck this shit, I'll just camel up it.

Rivi:
"I guess I'll take a peek ahead! Make sure there isn't any lava coming down! Mwaha!" She hands Teagan another set of ropes. "Use these just in case!"

Katherine:
"Ah, how I curse my lack of athletics sometimes...you guys don't happen to have rope?"

Bantam:
For the record, most ground/rock types have that, even if it's not listed

Clint:
*Flies up here like a boss*

Teagan:
"Way ahead of you, Kathy." Teagan finishes securing her own.

Rivi:
Rivi walks over to Kelli and sticks out her fist. "Yeah! That's how you do it!"

Snow:
"(Not to worry, for we weaponlike utensils make most excellent climbing tools! I wouldn't recommend it though.)"

Katherine:
"Ah, thank you." Climbing via rop
Rivi: (( Kelli just punches Riv's fist and shatters her entire arm ))

Kelli:
"Rope....? What for? That's only a little climb! Heck, I coulda jumped up it in one leap if I wanted to!"
Rivi: (( The rope that Riv had was given to Teagan ))
Rivi: (( She's trying to fistbump Kelli ))
Kelli: (( She was asking why Katherine even needed such a thing ))
Teagan: (( Jeeez ))
Rivi: (( gotcha ))
Teagan: (( I have three ropes now ))
Teagan: (( I don't need this much rope. ))

Kelli:
"A-ah? Is this one of those secret handshakes Vassago's always doing...?"

Katherine:
"I'm not much of a jumper like you guys are, heh."

Innsma:
"I'll uh...I'll try that then..." Innsma attempts to trawl up the cliff using her Pokemon, not like that'll account for anything but fluff. 20

Rivi:
"Yeah! You're part of the cool handshake club!" She smiles and gives a thumbs up with her other hand

Katherine:
"Hmm, maybe I should catch a Pokemon I can ride on later..."

Clint:
because goddamnit, even me a Staraptor, I'm prolly not gud enough

Snow:
"(Ow, ow! My blade! Okay, now I REALLY don't recommend it!)"

Teagan:
"You're doing a great job keeping up, though! Getting a Pokemon might be a good idea eventually."

Teagan:
@ Katherine, of course

Snow:
right i totally forgot I needed to give myself a feature this level

Snow:
whatever I'll get around to it latert
Teagan: (( might be useful ))
Teagan: (( I dunno, I'd grab it before a combat rears its head ))

Kelli:
Kelli also gives a thumbs up, with a bit of a blank look, "Is this right? It's weird! When I make fists, it's usually to punch someone with..."
Kelli: (( u probably shud yes ))
Kelli: (( and yeah Innsma makes it up with her honeshovel ))

Katherine:
"Hehe, thanks Teags. Anyway...which path are we following...?"
Teagan: (( for stat tags and whatever a feature gives you this level ))

Teagan:
"There's really only one way up from here - well, one REASONABLE way. I think even Rivi would have a hard time with the sheer cliff face."

Rivi:
"You bet!" Riv edges forward and collides her thumbs up fist with the fighter's fist. "Kerblam!"

Rivi:
"... and then you open up your fist and wiggle them around like sparkles!" She does the motions as she is saying them.

Kelli:
"That right?" She tries to mimic your movements, "Huh...seems like that would hurt a lot less... Uh, wait! Vassago, Teo! If they're already at the top, I'll never forgive them!"

Rivi:
"You'll get the hang of it!" With a quick twirl she spots that her comrades are now up on the same ledge. "Whatthawa about something I can't adventure to?" She pouts in response.

Teagan:
"Well, we're just weighing our options - though, come to think of it, with that wind thing of yours..." Teagan looks up the wall. "...best not to think about it right now, let's get going!"

Kelli:
"Then, onward! To the volcano!"

Teagan:
and then we did

Rivi:
Riv takes off toward the open path taking lead of the charge once more. "Yes! Forward!"

Katherine:
"Ohhh, hope we see some cool fire types there~"

Kelli:
"Bantam's the only fire type I need! 'Cause I got me, too!"

Teagan:
yeah holy shit I'm installing Foxit
Thrice:
Hmm...This place seems a lot more rocky than the other areas. And not in the way you'd think; there are a ton of small, loose rocks lying about all over the grass. They probably came from up the giant, sloped cliff ahead. Thankfully, there's not much here to kill you

Teagan:
Why does Windows 8 Document reader even exist, this is awful

Teagan:
11 well, let's percep up the cliff while we walk
Rivi: (( There's gotta be a boulder rolling Mario Party mini game on this moutain somewhere ))

Innsma:
So is it warmer in here yet
* Agidius rolls secretly to you: 12 or I guess I should probably say that secretly. Saying it in there's probably just gonna get everyone else to roll too => Invalid expression: 12 or I guess I should probably say that secretly. Saying it in there's probably just gonna get everyone else to roll too.

Rivi:
"Wow! Look at all these rocks!" She picks one up and tosses it aside seeing as it looks pretty normal. "They don't sparkle though..."
You whisper to Agidius: The cliff seems to be a cliff. It winds around itself, sort of like a spiral, but other than that, it's nothing special. Way over yonder, you can spot what looks to be a line, rope, or maybe a bridge or something, spanning a gap between two peaks.
Thrice:
Noe, it's not warm or anything - for the record, you're not 'in' anywhere
Thrice:
You're outside, on a mountain
Agidius says to the GMs: like a zigzag, going up?
Agidius says to the GMs: oh, I see the next map over

Snow:
woah we've been outside this entire time
Agidius says to the GMs: that sorta does it

Snow:
this blows my mind
You whisper to Agidius: pls whisper so I can use /rep but yes It sorta winds around, even if that isn't really accurate to where you'll be in a mo

Rivi:
"Bleh! Nothing to see here. There's gotta be more epic stuff here around here!" A quick safe tumble through the army of rocks and into the next passageway.
Thrice:
And the rocks seem to just be that - light grey to tan, and normal-ass rocks. They're pretty hefty. No idea why they're just lying around on the ground though.

Innsma:
"This is one strange mountain...but there's n-not much to see here, no? Only thing I see coming from this is the occasional avalanche if we fool around too much..."

Kelli:
"I didn't know you guys were so interested in rocks...I just wanna see the volcano!"

Teagan:
"We've got a ways to go..." Onwards, to climbing!

Kelli:
NOW PLAYING Epic Battle Fantasy 4 - Weshdoor Concert https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQBTEePtNsg

Kelli:
oh right

Rivi:
Geodude poop
Kelli: (( dam agi ur connection a shit ))
Teagan: (( nyeh? ))
Kelli: (( Teagan moves about two seconds after innes ))
Teagan: (( m ))

Innsma:
"Are w-we planning on legitimately climbing this whole thing...? Seems a bit extreme..."

Teagan:
"Don't worry - it's been developed. There's even a rope bridge up ahead."
Thrice:
And so you manage to wind your way around, coming to the base of that cliff. There's a trail in the middle, but it's worn down, covered in what one can only assume is hazardously slippery moss and what used to be rocks placed there for marking. It hardly looks passable... A real struggle, at the least. Be that as it may, this path seems to be the only way up the mountain. Everything else is sheer precipice.

Innsma:
"*Sigh* I'll just have to hope wh-whatever it is you need to find isn't too out-of-the-way..."
Thrice:
and now Teagan looks like a retard

Kelli:
"Huh? Find? Well...guess there's those two, but I'm just going to the top. They're probably there already..."

Rivi:
Do the labels mean anything

Teagan:
"Or... was..."

Kelli:
merge whatre you doing

Kelli:
They do not

Rivi:
"Oooh! Now THIS is what I'm talking about!" Her eyes sparkle at the obstacles that line the route to the top.

Kelli:
They're leftover from the map

Kelli:
er, the ripper

Teagan:
17 fuck assuming anymore - Teagan tests the slipperiness of the moss to judge how climbing the path would go. And that'd be a survival roll to check for quickmoss.

Rivi:
What was I doing? did I step on something invisible
Thrice: (( no you were just over there spinning around before after everyone moved ))
Thrice: (( maybe MY connection is the shit one ))

Innsma:
"I'm s-starting to quickly learn I don't care for this place at all...."
Thrice:
When Teagan approaches the bottom of the cliff to test out the path...a rock comes sailing down, landing right at her feet!

Rivi:
DEATH APPROACHES
Thrice:
And it doesn't seem as if there's any muskeg around here, it's mostly all rocks

Teagan:
I've played enough dark souls to see where this is going
Teagan: (( how large of a rock (waiting) ))
Thrice:
There's grass and moss around, but the path itself is marked with rocks
Thrice:
You'll see
Rivi: (( it's a small pebble that knows explosion ))
Teagan: (( fuk ))
Thrice:
Oh, the rock that landed in front of you
Teagan: (( that one, yeah ))
Thrice:
About the size of a very craggy bowling ball

Rivi:
Noice
Thrice:
Note, though - some of the rocks are roundish and random in size, while others are rectangular, and look a bit older. Probably the ones used to actually mark the path.
Thrice:
Or what was once the path.

Teagan:
Teagan stops the rock with the sole of her foot, and angrily looks up the pathway. "Now, where did that come from?!" 9 poicep

Rivi:
Could I get details on how tall this slope is
Thrice:
Out of the corner of your eye, you notice something scuttle away, just out of range to really get a good view. Sorta looked like a moving rock.
Thrice:
Altogether? It's not really a sheer slope - more like a winding path that leads around the mountain. Straight up, it'd be about 20 meters.
Thrice:
Speaking of which
Teagan: (( there are caves on either side, then...? ))

Innsma:
"S-see I told you...now how to make ones way up here..."
Teagan: (( oh right, winding path ))
Thrice:
Nope, hold on
Thrice:
New map

Teagan:
Ahh, this I can work with

Snow:
Huzzah a map that actually looks like the place it is supposed to be I think
Thrice:
The other one, honestly, was more accurate due to the moss and looking like a mountain
Thrice:
This sorta just looks like an old road on a hill, but it'll do

Rivi:
"D-did that rock roll down the hill?"

Teagan:
"Not exactly - we have company. Rivi, could you scout ahead and see what we're dealing with?"
Thrice:
Now then - the whole area is strewn with loose rocks, patches of slick moss, and loose rocks covered in thick moss. Pretty much everything that isn't covered by a tree, there's a rock.

Teagan:
"I think I saw some sort of rock Pokemon slip behind the corner..."
Thrice:
loose rocks covered in slick moss*
Thrice:
damn myt comedic effect is lost

Rivi:
"Yeah! Sure!" Riv backs up a bit to get a running start and with a massive lunge she takes the first hop onto the rocks of doom. 22
Thrice:
Moving over this shit is going to be rough - it's all difficult terrain, unless you can fly or have Naturewalk: Mountain(which isn't even listed in the dex, but if you're Rock or Ground-type you probably get it)
Thrice:
well, fly or levitate

Rivi:
(Y)
Thrice:
And by "difficult terrain"
Thrice:
I mena both Rough AND Slow
Thrice:
Some of the rocks are big enough to make discerning the area around them tough
Teagan: (( well shit, what's that do then ))
Thrice:
Slow, well, you move at half speed.
Teagan: (( AC penalty and movement penalty? ))

Innsma:
"M-meanwhile I'll just stick with you people...you can never be too careful around here...."
Thrice:
» Rough Terrain: Most Rough Terrain is also Slow Terrain, but not always. When targeting through Rough Terrain, you take a -2 penalty to Accuracy Rolls. Spaces occupied by other Trainers or Pokémon are considered Rough Terrain. Certain types of Rough Terrain may be ignored by certain Pokémon, based on their capabilities. Rough terrain includes tall grass, shrubs, rocks, or anything else that might obscure attacks. Squares occupied by enemies always count as Rough Terrain.
Teagan: (( got it ))
Thrice:
Rivi, from where she is, can't see much - the trees and rocks in the way are obscuring most of the view. She DOES notice something nested up in a tree, jsut barely.

Rivi:
"Wow! There is a thingy in that tree over there!" Very good Rivi.

Rivi:
"Hmm... wait a second! Let me..." Remembering from her book she takes out her Dex and tries to pull info.

Teagan:
I'll inch up myself

Rivi:
Trying to get a better angle she moves forward to get a better view.

Gligar 3:
You already have this info in your Pokedex! It's a Gligar, known for their living on mountains and so on. Usually they nest in rocky areas, which this certainly qualifies for

Gligar 3:
It doesn't seem to have any rocks up its tree, that you can see

Rivi:
"Gleegar! I only see one though..." She takes another look around.

Kelli:
"Whoaa....This place is great! I should train here more often..."

Teagan:
is the Gligar what I saw?

Teagan:
or remotely close?

Rivi:
Let's take another gander at the lands. 17
Thrice:
Nope, what you saw you was tannish-grey, and looked like a rock. Wasn't purple or flyingscorpiony at all.

Teagan:
"That's not what I saw - there must be more around there. Watch out."

Kelli:
"Well, what're we waiting we for?! like some purple fly is gonna stop us! Or any rocks! You can just punch those to death."
Thrice:
You can see a little cave up ahead - and it sorta looks like there might be something in it. Pokemon or what, nobody knows, but like the Gligar in the tree, it hasn't jumped out to bite off your face. Up the cliff next to Rivi, there's a bit of movement, though...

Rivi:
Time4Die

Rivi:
"Ooh looks like a cave up there! I'm going over there! Watch your head that Gleeger fellow is up in that tree!" She points up generally where she saw it and presses on to die.

Katherine:
"Ahh, be careful guys.!" I guess there's like no way I can have an easy time climbing up with my untrained athletics
Thrice:
AW SHIT NIGGA, ROCKS! Or a rock. Right at Rivi, from on high! The ledge to her right! ie your guys' right, the one with the graves which aren't acutally there

Innsma:
"Eech..." Innsma just patters forward while holding up her skirt.
Thrice:
8
Thrice:
28
Thrice:
Neutral damage, to Rivi!

Rivi:
"Ack!"

Rivi:
Rivi took 18 damage.

Katherine:
"What's happening?!"

Dwebble 3:
The thing up on the cliff then immediately tucks back into its hidey-hole(which is its rockhouse) and scuttles back!

Rivi:
Riv rubs her head from the shit nigga rocks. "O-ow..."

Rivi:
"Watch out! There are ... rock on crab stuff to the right!" She takes her Dex on those crabs too.

Kelli:
"Whoa! Where'd that come from?!"

Teagan:
well, they've used moves

Teagan:
I'mma bulk up

Kelli:
That was what we in the business call an 'ambush round'

Innsma:
"Oh, w-well that's just lovely..."

Teagan:
it's been a few rounds (D)

Kelli:
U can't be balkin up unless there's enemies around

Rivi:
Riv dashes up on an air hill an elevates herself 7m after runing toward the hill. "Gah! No fair!" She whips a ball that gyrates with a wind effect toward the 4th Dwebble. 2

Dwebble 4:
w-what but I didn't even well whatever, the ball bounces off the once-nonchalant Dwebble's rockhouse!
Rivi has received initiative.
Innsma has received initiative.
Tokens dropped onto map 'Route 5 Fighting Map' by player Emergency (Player)

Vanny Lee:
ayyy

Teagan:
"Rock types, ground types - if you have Pokemon that can handle them, bring them out!"

Vanny Lee:
Let's give this a razor leaf. 11 at the same target!

Innsma:
"I c-can't really make out anything here..."

Dwebble 4:
That hits its mark easy! The poor rock house can't stand up to leaves

Vanny Lee:
3d8+10 | 47

Dwebble 4:
Dwebble 4 took heavy damage!

Vanny Lee:
mordant
Vanny Lee has received initiative.

Innsma:
Innsma squints her eyes trying to look for anything.

Innsma:
and that's my turn I guess

Teagan:
9 INIT TIE

Gligar 3:
Gligar don't do shit besides watch you all from the top of the tree!
Clint has received initiative.

Gligar 3:
but ull kill it anyway

Gligar 3:
u satans

Clint:
Since it's probably a completely awful idea to have a bird fighting rocks

Clint:
I'll hold my turn for now
Teagan has received initiative.

Teagan:
Teagan minds her step through the soggy moss, bracing for further attacks.

Teagan:
NOW I get my bulk up
Katherine has received initiative.

Katherine:
"Alright, go Leanne!
Convex has received initiative.

Dwebble 4:
And now Dwebble 4 gets it revenge! It throws a bigass rock at Leavanny! 16

Dwebble 4:
Damage: 31, Physical

Dwebble 4:
SE against her

Dwebble 4:
also she cannot use levitate or sky speeds but uh

Dwebble 4:
don't think that's an issue

Vanny Lee:
Vanny Lee took 38 damage. It's super effective!

Vanny Lee:
The injury lowered the Defense stat!

Dwebble 3:
This one decides to throw tonsa rocks, at Leanne! 14

Dwebble 3:
4 : |

Dwebble 3:
Damage: 36, Physical

Rivi:
"Ah! Vanny!" W-why was that effective?!

Leanne:
Leanne took 21 damage.

Dwebble 3:
The Dwebble grabs rocks from all over the place, and throws them all at Leanne!

Leanne:
why you little

Kelli:
"Ah, man...how do I get up there?! Hmm..." Kelli jumps up to the tree, and scampers up it! 26

Kelli:
Then she jumps off to the ledge! And that's all her movement. Don't think she can hit anything.

Kelli:
She balls her fist, and it catches on fire! Then she slings her fist toward Dwebble 3, flinging the fire at it! 10

Kelli:
And actually hitting holy shit

Dwebble 3:
Dwebble 3 catches on fire!
14 | 12 | 2 | 12 | 11 | 0
Leanne has received initiative.

Leanne:
REVENGE

Katherine:
Katherine uses 1 AP!

Leanne:
17

Leanne:
Aqua Tail

Leanne:
3d10+10 | 54

Kelli:
"Hah! Yeah! I set it on fire, you set it on water! That's how it works, right?"

Dwebble 3:
Dwebble 3 took severe damage!

Dwebble 3:
The Dwebble is set on so much water you'd think this shit's a Corsola

Katherine:
"Either way, it was certainly effective! Well done, Leanne!"

Dwebble 3:
It crumpes to the ground!
Leanne has received initiative.
Innes has received initiative.

Innes:
Innes looks around, not seeing an immediate target

Innes:
He points a water pistol at Gligar, raising an eyebrow, daring it to make the first move

Gligar 3:
Nigga don't you look at me like that

Innes:
Readying a Bubblebeam for if the Gligar bumrushes us

Bantam:
Bantam shoots a blast of fire at Dwebble 4!

Bantam:
7

Bantam:
2d10+10 | 40

Dwebble 4:
Dwebble 4 took heavy damage!

Dwebble 4:
AW SHIT

Dwebble 4:
The Dwebble hangs on by the skin of its...

Dwebble 4:
itself

Snow:
"(!!! I see now...)" Snow detaches from Innsma
Snow has received initiative.

Kelli:
"That's the way to do it, Bantam!"

Snow:
"Honeeedge!" Snow just uses aerial ace on the damn thing

Snow:
17

Snow:
on dwebble 3

Snow:
*4

Snow:
2d6+8 | 27

Dwebble 4:
Dwebble 4 took moderate damage!

Snow:
hey I see gligar now

Dwebble 4:
The Dwebble takes a sturdy hit, and goes down!

Gligar 3:
It's just perched in its tree still

Gligar 3:
not hurtin nobody

Gligar 3:
it'll body yo ass do
Rivi has received initiative.

Rivi:
"I don't think Mr. Gleegar is doing anything to hurt us... Is it over?" She takes a look from her elevated state.

Kelli:
"Awww...I didn't even get to punch anything..."

Kelli:
And with that, you're free to continue! Maybe.

Kelli:
If you're lucky.

Innes:
8 are we

Innes:
not particularly

Rivi:
Riv flips back down onto the ledge and releases another Pokemon. "Cherish! Give me a hand, my heard hurts..."
Tokens dropped onto map 'Route 5 Fighting Map' by player Emergency (Player)

Cherish:
With a wag of the slightly expanded arm stubs. "Chansey!" She casts a bit of magic onto her trainer.
Thrice:
You can still hear scuttling from up ahead, so I wouldn't get comfortable.

Rivi:
Rivi is healed and gains 40 hit points.

Rivi:
heard my head heard

Rivi:
"Ah! Much better. Thanks!" She pets her egg friendo and returns her back into the ball. She does the same with Vex.

Innsma:
"Th-that was fairly easy..."

Innes:
I still see ya, tree scorpion

Innes:
don't try anything

Katherine:
"A tad too easy...but I'm not complaining."

Innsma:
"N-now, what's up ahead? Should be smooth....if messy, sailing from here..."

Rivi:
"There might be more things on this mountain... Keep your guard up!" She says as she pulls her medical kit to quick treat Vanny to the best of her abilities 8

Kelli:
"I'm kinda disappointed! I hope there's more of 'em. I wanna fight!"

Vanny Lee:
Vanny Lee is healed and gains 4 hit points.

Vanny Lee:
Vanny sits down and takes the time to build a new coat. This might take a bit, but she will create a Vivrant Suit in due time.

Teagan:
"I'm sure you'll get your chance - the way's clear for now, Innsma, Katherine. Come on up."

Innsma:
"P-please don't tempt them...because that's how you tempt them..."

Kelli:
"Oooh, is it? Great! I want 'em to come for me! I'll kick 'em off their little high...ledges!" That she's on herself.

Kelli:
For the record, there's a small, but noticeable, pile of rocks, right around here

Innsma:
I'll just walk around those things

Vanny Lee:
Vanny despite her sword arms has crafted a nice suit and dissolves the current suit for the new one. She strikes a pose and slices some of the rocks on the ground.

Kelli:
So you're walkin right on by, then

Teagan:
well, if the rock pile was a trap, Teagan's probably the first to go by

Kelli:
Well that was sorta dumb then - when you get right even with that little pile, a rock comes sailing toward you! Right at Innes! It seems this is their 'cutoff point'

Rivi:
"Oooh looking good! Heehee. Keep up the good work, rest up! It's a bit cold out here so stay warm!" Whooop into the ball.

Dwebble 2:
15

Dwebble 2:
god damn

Dwebble 2:
Damage: 24, Physical

Dwebble 2:
Neutral!

Innes:
Innes took 0 damage.

Innes:
Innes took 9 damage.

Innes:
Whoa. Where'd that come from?

Innes:
15 check this percep.

Innes:
CHECK that percep.

Dwebble 2:
Yo usee something scuttling off behind that bigass rock!

Innsma:
"F-figures..."

Rivi:
Rivi squats down and presses herself upwards with a huge boost off the ground. She lands at the highest point she feels comfortable with and walks over toward the crowd.
Rivi has received initiative.

Innes:
Innes pinches Teagan's shoulder, pointing with his pistolclaw towards the attacker!

Teagan:
"Got it - more up ahead. Don't hold back!"

Kelli:
"Really?! Great! I hope I can reach 'em this time..."

Bantam:
why am I so far this time

Bantam:
...

Bantam:
wat

Bantam:
why am I so far back
Innsma has received initiative.

Rivi:
"What's the hold up?" She calls out from above.

Innsma:
"I c-can't really see anything...."

Bantam:
They seem to be afraid of a rock

Bantam:
They dare not approach it

Teagan:
"No holdup, just getting through."

Innsma:
"I'll j-just carry on...carefully..." Innsma walks forwards...
Vanny Lee has received initiative.
Innsma has received initiative.

Gligar 3:
Gligar 3 laughs at your rockbodied selves, but doesn't antagonize you
Clint has received initiative.
Teagan has received initiative.

Teagan:
"Alright Innes - get up there! I'll meet you on the other side!" Innes curls into a shrimpball, and Teagan hurls him up onto the ledge, putting a bit of spin onto it so he rolls forward.

Dwebble 2:
ull miss

Innes:
;\

Rivi:
Rivi watches in confusion, and tries to figure out what's going on 18

Dwebble 2:
The Dwebbles jumps, startled by Innes' shitposting!

Innes:
5 acro to stick the landing!

Innes:
oh fuk

Rivi:
"..." 2/10 Good form, poor execution.

Dwebble 2:
Innes hits the ground rolling - over himself. Not pretty, but it's gonna cost him anything except his shift action

Dwebble 2:
er

Dwebble 2:
NOT gonna
Katherine has received initiative.

Innes:
Innes spirals around on his belly. Eesh.

Katherine:
"Leanne return...and come back right out! Cover more space!"

Dwebble 2:
I'mma get your asses for this

Innes:
*twiddles nosestache*

Dwebble 2:
The Dwebbles jumps out from behind the rock, shooting pebbles at Innes bullet time style, before he even lands! It won't hit

Dwebble 2:
3

Dwebble 2:
2 check this nat 8

Dwebble 2:
aw

Dwebble 2:
Damage: 33, Physical

Dwebble 2:
Neutral!

Innes:
Innes took 18 damage.

Innes:
9 INIT TIEE

Dwebble:
AH FUCK YOU GUYS NEVER LOOKED UP THE CLIFF. And for that, you get a rock. To the face. Or well the back of the head; Teagan's head. And a lot of rocks, not just one. These guys should think their typage over first

Dwebble:
1 It will miss

Dwebble:
it misses

Teagan:
WHO THE HELL LOOKS UP?

Dwebble:
The Dwebble ashamedly scuttles away.

Kelli:
Kelli runs forward over the rocks, then leaps! Which gives her not shit movement, though not up to par with what she'd normally get.

Teagan:
Teagan barely feels the impact - it's a soft itch at the nape of her neck. She scratches it absentmindedly.

Kelli:
"Damn...I can't see anything! You sure you're not just attackign yourselves?"
Innes has received initiative.

Innes:
9 BAHBRUBEEEEM

Innes:
3d8+10 | 42

Dwebble 2:
Dwebble 2 took severe damage!

Dwebble 2:
YOU BITCH

Dwebble 2:
-1

Dwebble 2:
The Dwebble's rock hide is blasted with bubbles! This somehow devastates the bugger! That poor bastard.
Innes has received initiative.
Leanne has received initiative.
Leanne has received initiative.

Leanne:
With no target in sight, Leanne just happily, but slowly moves on.

Rivi:
I saw you! Can't hide from me, rock and crab guy!" Rivi watches everyone doing their thing. "Hehehe."

Bantam:
Come oooooooon you guys why are you sloooooow

Bantam:
Bantam sprints ahead!

Bantam:
Adn isn't impeded by the rocks

Bantam:
because mountain camel
Snow has received initiative.

Bantam:
Unfortunately

Bantam:
Being a mountain camel is bad in this situation, because she's stepped right into the line of fire!

Bantam:
of two things

Dwebble 1:
12

Dwebble 1:
Damage: 22, Physical

Dwebble 8:
9

Dwebble 8:
Damage: 24, Physical

Bantam:
Bantam took moderate damage!

Bantam:
Bantam took moderate damage!

Bantam:
Bantam is bombarded! But, otherwise okay. Just angry.

Snow:
*unattaches* "(I thought I heard mayhem!)"

Snow:
"(I see them!)" But nowhere near them

Snow:
*Dances with swords*
Rivi has received initiative.

Katherine:
Oh oh if he's gonna swords dance, can I take a picture of that

Katherine:
and skip my turn

Snow:
Snow's Attack rises 2 stages! 22

Katherine:
"OHhh interesting move, Snow!" *SNAP* Picture of Swords Dance get!

Rivi:
Rivi dances with air toward the high ledge. Maybe no one will see her.

Rivi:
Riv preps up yet another ball for her release and potenial switch combo. 15

Dwebble 8:
That's a hit! Flying-type?

Rivi:
2d6+10 | 36

Dwebble 8:
Dwebble 8 took heavy damage!
Tokens dropped onto map 'Route 5 Fighting Map' by player Emergency (Player)

Dwebble 8:
The Dwebble flings its head around, wondering where the shit that came from!

Dwebble 8:
And then discovering due to the cottonlake

Dwebble 8:
fug

Corduroy:
I'm going to absorb you

Snow:
Snow feels flattered

Corduroy:
Cord here... puffs up it's cotton and rolls out a water pulse! 1 An explosion of water! BE ONE WITH ME

Rivi:
"Drat! Come back Cord!"

Rivi:
Rivi uses 2 AP!

Dwebble 8:
That...indeed misses! The Dwebble blocks the water from hitting its shell! Somehow being hit itself means it doesn't get hurt
Teagan has received initiative.

Kelli:
"Aw, man! Why do they gotta be so far away!"

Teagan:
Teagan strides forward just as well as she can - and keeps up the drill sergeanting to Innes! Agility Training ain't so bad at all
Innsma has received initiative.

Innsma:
"*Huff huff* Why is this sooo haaard to w-walk in...."

Innsma:
I can do nothing...
Katherine has received initiative.
Corduroy has received initiative.

Dwebble 8:
Dwebble 8 beans Kelli in the head with a rock! 0 Or well a lot of them

Dwebble 8:
no rocks

Kelli:
"Ah - Hey! You can't do something like that! That's not fair..." Kelli vaults over to the tree, and shimmies up it again, pushing the Gligar out of her way! Or she tries to.

Kelli:
18

Kelli:
6 ANd for the push AC!

Kelli:
well that hits at least

Kelli:
28 the actual roll!

Gligar 1:
9 Man fuck this shit

Gligar 1:
The Gligar is pushed out of the tree! It manages to catch some wind, and avoid hitting the ground, though! Now it's just mad.
Innes has received initiative.

Innes:
Alright, camel buddy - go get your revenge. Helping Hand.

Bantam:
I'll kill everything you know
Leanne has received initiative.

Innes:
I'll help

Leanne:
oh you're mad

Leanne:
don't worry

Leanne:
It'll be over soon :}

Leanne:
17

Leanne:
Aqua Tail

Leanne:
3d10+10 | 48

Gligar 1:
Gligar 1 took severe damage!

Gligar 1:
.... : |

Gligar 1:
The injury lowered the Special Attack stat!

Gligar 1:
The injury lowered the Accuracy stat!

Bantam:
Bantam ignores the Gligar, and banters up near the cliff, then...launches a huge blast of rock-shaped energy at Dwebble 1!

Bantam:
11

Bantam:
2d6+8 | 45

Dwebble 1:
Dwebble 1 took severe damage!

Dwebble 1:
Dwebble 1 goes down like a sack of rock-shaped energies
Snow has received initiative.

Snow:
*elevates in the air*

Snow:
*Ice shaaaaards the dwebble 8*

Snow:
10

Kelli:
"H-Hey! Don't steal my target! I wanna punch that thing! Or kick it! Or something..."

Snow:
2d6+8 | 38

Dwebble 8:
Dwebble 8 took heavy damage!

Dwebble 8:
The injury lowered the Special Defense stat!
Rivi has received initiative.

Snow:
"Honeeedge...."

Innsma:
"S-sorry..."

Rivi:
Riv noticing Kelli going for HER prey, decides to try another trick up her sleeve that has slipped her mind.

Gligar 3:
UNFORTUNATELY, THESE GLIGAR ARE

Gligar 3:
And you sorta murdered the shit out of their friend (D)

Gligar 3:
So they're taking off the kiddy pincers

Rivi:
With a giant flustering wave of her arms, a large gust of wind blows by her allies. (Tailwind +5 to Init)

Teagan:
"W-whoa, what is this?!" Teagan stumbles forward a bit, caught off-guard by the wind, but quickly finds that it conforms to her own movements.
Teagan has received initiative.

Teagan:
"Well - I'll cover the back, then - I can't imagine those Gligar will be too friendly anymore. Innes, keep it up!"
Innsma has received initiative.

Teagan:
Bulk Up, benefits of Agility Training lost
Innsma has received initiative.

Innsma:
Innsma looks down at the gligar, and says "O-oh, sorry.." and blows on it at a little. It's ominous wiiind.

Innsma:
6

Gligar 1:
2spuky

Innsma:
1d8+8 | 29

Gligar 1:
Gligar 1 took moderate damage!

Innsma:
2d6+8 | 34

Gligar 1:
Gligar 1 loses 5 hit points.

Gligar 1:
The poor, picked-on Gligar falls, wiht a final look toward its teammate...s.
Teagan has received initiative.

Gligar 2:
This Gligar crawls out from its cave, and flies past Teagan, toward the murderesses!

Teagan:
well fuck

Gligar 2:
It slams its pincers into Innsma! One up, one down! He ain't be missing! 19

Teagan:
DEFENDER TIME.

Gligar 2:
Damage: 31, Physical

Teagan:
"Hey, no fair attacking someone whose back is turned! Sorry, Innsma!" Teagan doubles back, intercepting the attack!

Gligar 2:
you bitch

Innsma:
"Waaaaahhhh...." Innsma falls forward

Gligar 2:
Not even letting me avenge my comrade who they attacked without reason

Gligar 2:
I will tell my superiors of this

Teagan:
Teagan took 0 damage.

Teagan:
Teagan took 1 damage.
Katherine has received initiative.
Corduroy has received initiative.

Katherine:
"Hmm.."

Katherine:
Ehhh just Focused Training then

Leanne:
wo

Corduroy:
Cord sneaks up beside Rivi and feels a bit down from missing. It's cotton coat shrinks in it's own shame. "C-c-cottonee..."

Rivi:
"Aww! That's okay! Cheer up! You can do it! Here try a practice one on me!"

Corduroy:
Cord here looks sad and gives a more friendly Water Sport.

Corduroy:
Wooosh water flies everywhere is clearly soaks everything around her.

Rivi:
"See? You can do it!! You'll get them next time!" She smiles at her cotton friend.

Corduroy:
Cord nods and wiggles it's ears.

Gligar 3:
The Gligar who cheerfully laughed at you before has gone Die Hard up in this bitch! It shoots a poison stinger at Teagan, since it can't see Innsma and can't reach Leanne!

Gligar 3:
4

Gligar 3:
aw

Teagan:
Teagan smacks it aside with her, uh, sap!

Kelli:
Kelli jumps off the tree to the ledge! 23

Kelli:
"Finally! You're going down!" Then she balls her fist, setting it on fire, and slams it into the Dwebble!

Kelli:
18 and misses

Kelli:
aw

Kelli:
aw shit

Kelli:
4d10+15 | 106

Kelli:
dat critical

Kelli:
that was not Fire Punch

Dwebble 8:
Dwebble 8 took severe damage!

Rivi:
"Ohh! Nice!"

Katherine:
"...Hot damn..."

Dwebble 8:
The Dwebble's rock goes up in flames! God damn she wasn't kidding about the whole "punching them" thing

Rivi:
She waves down the fire fighter and gives a thumbs up air fist bump.

Teagan:
"...I'm glad I got over here to see that. She's giving Regani a run for her money..."

Kelli:
"Hell yeah! Finally get to hit something!"
Leanne has received initiative.

Leanne:
Might as well finish what I started. Aqua Tailll

Leanne:
3

Snow:
"(I hope you are happy with that brutality, ma'am.)"

Rivi:
m8

Gligar 2:
You---hahaha! That duoble misses! The Gligar deflects the tail with its wing, and sticks it tongue out at Leanne!

Leanne:
bitch
Innes has received initiative.

Innes:
I'm a shrimp, crawling isn't really my "thing"

Innes:
9 Bubblebeaming is, though, and we've completely been forgetting difficult terrain

Innes:
but that hits anyhow

Innes:
3d8+10 | 41

Innes:
Take that, Gligar 2!

Gligar 2:
Gligar 2 took severe damage!

Gligar 2:
And thanks to it being Special, the Gligar falls!

Leanne:
*Paw up*

Innes:
Raise ur launchers

Gligar 3:
MY BRETHREEEEEN

Bantam:
Bantam keeps fuckin' strolling up

Bantam:
which wasn't a good idea, as she takes another rock to the face

Dwebble 5:
12

Dwebble 5:
Damage: 24, Physical

Bantam:
Bantam took 17 damage.

Bantam:
The injury lowered the Special Attack stat!

Bantam:
shti

Teagan:
"Kelli, your Pokemon keeps going up the path...!"

Bantam:
The poor Numel gets a concussion! But really she's sorta stupid anyway, so it's not like it affects much

Bantam:
You hear a pained 'muueerr' or whateve the fuck camels osund like
Snow has received initiative.

Snow:
Snow levitates down and protects Innsma from the gligar menace!

Kelli:
"Huh? Oi! Bantam! What're you doing, girl? Hold up!"

Snow:
http://media.tumblr.com/7449f80215d7b13e7a6f6c3e363278d5/tumblr_inline_nas58jm5Vf1sdk199.gif

Bantam:
mr

Snow:
*Ice shards the Gligar 3*

Gligar 3:
Boy you best back the fuck off

Snow:
2

Gligar 3:
BACK THE FUCK OFF

Gligar 3:
Gligar 3 BATS THE ICE SHARDS AWAY
Rivi has received initiative.

Innes:
Try that again, son

Snow:
Lemme say that again son

Innes:
Helping Hand!

Snow:
ice shaaaard 6

Leanne:
Helping Hand too!

Gligar 3:
....: |

Snow:
8

Gligar 3:
Fine fuck you guys.

Gligar 3:
QUICK ATTACK

Gligar 3:
1 At Innsma!

Gligar 3:
WELL THEN

Snow:
*ahem*

Gligar 3:
I won't forget this

Snow:
Let the real men go now, boys

Snow:
14

Snow:
2d6+8 | 38

Snow:
58

Gligar 3:
Gligar 3 took severe damage!

Gligar 3:
The Gligar is frozen to the rock, entombed in ice that spells "GIT GUD M8"!

Snow:
a straanger i remaaaaaaaain *slices up the gligar all frozen like*

Rivi:
Riv picks up her cotton buddy and sprints across the cliff.

Innsma:
"P-phew....that was close..." lol no it wasn't

Teagan:
"Serious teamwork there, nice going!"

Gligar 3:
swr to christ m8s

Leanne:
*Raises all the paws*

Snow:
*Raises sword* "(All for one!)"

Gligar 3:
*raises spleen* BOO

Leanne:
...shit I just realized

Leanne:
Aqua Tail is EOT

Leanne:
ah well, I missed anyway
Silver has connected.

Teagan:
sheeeilvah

Innsma:
"I'll uh...make sure that camel is okay now..."
Innsma has received initiative.

Teagan:
Agility Training then - time to hustle
Teagan has received initiative.
Katherine has received initiative.
Silver:


Dwebble 5:
And Rivi can easil ysee these dicks

Katherine:
"Leanne, go cover more ground!" Return and release

Leanne:
dayum this camel can move

Dwebble 5:
From where you are, I am 5 meters up, so you can just barely hit me

Dwebble 5:
do remember the -2 rough terrain penalty tho

Dwebble 5:
I don't think we actually TAKE them

Dwebble 5:
Due to naturewalk
Corduroy has received initiative.

Kelli:
Kelli just runsnjumps

Kelli:
all she can do really

Kelli:
"Hahf...this is so annoying! I can't run..."

Dwebble 5:
Dwebble 5 throws a rock at Rivi! 15

Dwebble 5:
Damage: 31, Physical

Dwebble 5:
aaand

Dwebble 5:
Effect: The target is knocked down to ground level, and loses all Sky or Levitate Speeds for 3 turns. During this time, they may be hit by Ground-Type Moves even if normally immune.

Dwebble 5:
Pretty sure Fall Damage comes into play

Dwebble 5:
VS RAW, NIGGA

Corduroy:
Prankster - Stun Spore 1

Dwebble 5:
The Dwebbles dodges around the spores!

Rivi:
Rivi took 21 damage.

Rivi:
12

Dwebble 5:
So - DB14, then 3 Injuries

Rivi:
28

Rivi:
Rivi loses 18 hit points.

Rivi:
The injury lowered the Speed stat!

Rivi:
The injury lowered the Special Defense stat!

Rivi:
The injury lowered the Attack stat!

Dwebble 5:
hardcoooore
Silver:
2borke
Leanne has received initiative.

Teagan:
talk about ur anti-air

Rivi:
"Oooff!" Rivi smacks right into the ground from her height. Gripping onto Cord as tight as she can to brace the damage

Kelli:
"Whooaaa...! What was that? I wanna do that!"
Silver:
how'd u getta be so S rank daaaaaaayum

Teagan:
"Ah - that looked bad! I knew she shouldn't have been flying like that!"
Innes has received initiative.

Dwebble:
shudntadonedatm8

Dwebble:
Dwebble throws rocks all over Leanne, then meanders away! 0

Dwebble:
aw

Leanne:
Your silly rocks bounce off my fat belly.
Silver:
fatty

Bantam:
Bantam launches another barrage of enerrocks at Dwebble 5!

Bantam:
6

Bantam:
2d6+8 | 30

Dwebble 5:
Dwebble 5 took major damage!

Dwebble 5:
The injury lowered the Special Defense stat!

Bantam:
Man fuk you
Snow has received initiative.
Rivi has received initiative.
Rivi has received initiative.
Innsma has received initiative.
Innsma has received initiative.
Teagan has received initiative.

Teagan:
has she now
Silver:
ALL DAT INITIATIVE

Teagan:
s'what I've got
Innsma has received initiative.

Teagan:
"Keep up, Innes!" Teagan returns her shrimp, then tosses his ball out again.

Innsma:
"Ah, f-forgot to bring you along with me..."
Silver:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeDhfblI73U

Snow:
"(Have no fear!)" Snow fades away and returns itself back to Innsma's side.
Rivi has received initiative.

Rivi:
Riv struggles to pull herself off the ground, wiggling a bit from her huge fall. She grits her teeth and pushes her best efforts to whipping the ball in front of her toward #5 14

Rivi:
2d6+10 | 32

Dwebble 5:
Dwebble 5 took moderate damage!

Snow:
"(And now I'm off!)" Now detaches himself from Innsma again!

Dwebble 5:
The Dwebble is still up! And glowering at Cordurivi!
Katherine has received initiative.

Katherine:
"Rivi, you need help up there?!"

Rivi:
Riv pulls herself across the rough lands and holds herself against the tree

Snow:
"(I will put that out of its misery!)" Ice Shard on dwebble 5 9

Kelli:
"Coming back to see me? Wow, that really did a number on ya..."

Snow:
2d6+8 | 37

Dwebble 5:
Dwebble 5 took heavy damage!

Dwebble 5:
This time, the Dwebble goes down! What a dick

Katherine:
Then I'll just be Focused Training Leanne
Corduroy has received initiative.

Kelli:
Kelli jumps over Rivi and keeps going! For like no meters
Leanne has received initiative.
Innes has received initiative.

Innes:
18 init tie yo

Dwebble:
15

Innes:
nah

Innes:
16 eat bubbles

Innes:
SNIPER, ACTIVATE.

Innes:
FIRE EMBLEM CHARACTER INDEED

Leanne:
I'll helping hand you

Innes:
@ Dwebble 0

Katherine:
Cheerleadering Time! : D
Silver:
Blood and Thunder?

Katherine:
+5 Damage

Dwebble:
ALLY SWITCH WITH INNSMA

Dwebble:
if only

Katherine:
Katherine uses 1 AP!

Dwebble:
no wait

Dwebble:
BANTAM : |

Innes:
3d8+10 | 59

Innes:
80

Innes:
BABRUUUU

Innes:
BEEEM

Dwebble:
Dwebble took severe damage!

Dwebble:
The injury lowered the Speed stat!

Dwebble:
The injury lowered the Accuracy stat!

Dwebble:
The injury lowered the Defense stat!

Dwebble:
The injury lowered the Special Attack stat!

Dwebble:
THE BUBBLES EXPLODE ON IMPACT, RE-ENACTING 9/11

Innes:
this is the session of overkill

Innes:
oh right

Innes:
and your speed is lowered

Dwebble 6:
Unfortunately

Dwebble 6:
You have attracted the ire of another Dwebble

Dwebble 6:
Who was in hiding until now

Dwebble 6:
12

Dwebble 6:
Damage: 33, Physical

Dwebble 6:
and you are not levitating

Dwebble 6:
but still
Silver:


Dwebble 6:
Innes!

Innes:
Innes took 18 damage.

Dwebble 6:
You can hear the scuttling of something larger...

Innes:
The injury lowered the Special Defense stat!
Innes: (( skoipe's bein a bit of a shit ))

Bantam:
BANTAM WALKS FORWARD

Bantam:
and can see another one

Innes:
BRING EM ON.

Bantam:
It launches a wave of flames!

Bantam:
16

Bantam:
Bantam took 1 damage.

Bantam:
Bantam is healed and gains 1 hit points.

Bantam:
Damage: 37, Special

Dwebble 7:
Dwebble 7 took heavy damage!
Snow has received initiative.
Teagan has received initiative.
Innsma has received initiative.

Innsma:
*Holds up DRESS* "Erruhgg..."

Kelli:
pls don't flash me i don't need to see that
Silver:
but you do

Innsma:
There's sum nasty shit on the ground son

Innsma:
dont want rocks on yo skirt gawd
Teagan has received initiative.

Teagan:
AGILITY TRAINING. : |
Rivi has received initiative.

Rivi:
Riv returns Cord back into her ball and holds her leg after feeling a sharp pain by stepping forward with it. She hops forward and limps her other leg.
Katherine has received initiative.

Katherine:
"Ahhh, gotta try and keep up with everyone..." >: Katherine sprints upwards.

Katherine:
3 movement instead of 2 : D

Rivi:
She whips a ball across the cliff and has it land far away, the ball then shoots a beam of light even further out and reveals a Pokemon!

Kelli:
Kelli runs off the cliff, jumping at the last second! And taking fall damage, probably.
Tokens dropped onto map 'Route 5 Fighting Map' by player Emergency (Player)

Wilson:
Hello, I haven't seen the world since... not Gyffes' gym

Wilson:
6 Jump Kick!

Kelli:
19

Wilson:
4d10+15 | 74

Kelli:
11

Kelli:
Kelli took 1 damage.

Dwebble 6:
Dwebble 6 took severe damage!

Dwebble 6:
The injury lowered the Attack stat!
Innes has received initiative.

Dwebble 6:
The Dwebble shakes, rattles, and curses Wilson's very existence!
Thrice:
20

Innes:
15

Crustle:
AW SHIT. The big guns comin out! You've entered his lair, and you've murdered his children, and now u gon pay! A large, moss-encrusted Crustle wanders into Innes' sight, and locks eyes with him! Then...it shoots a ton of small, green rock-like objects from under its house!

Crustle:
-1 IT MIGHT BE

Crustle:
fuk
Silver:
it was NOTHING

Innes:
get FUCKED

Crustle:
Don't worry mate

Crustle:
I'll get you sooner or later

Innes:
I'd rather not get fucked tho

Innes:
13 Innes DAHKU PUHRUSES then kinda gets out of there because sheeeit

Innes:
2d8+10 | 33

Innes:
@ Crustle

Crustle:
Crustle took moderate damage!

Dwebble 6:
The Dwebble shoots tons of rocks at Wilson, then BAILS

Dwebble 6:
13

Dwebble 6:
1

Dwebble 6:
m

Dwebble 6:
Damage: 24, Physical
Leanne has received initiative.

Wilson:
Wilson took 14 damage.

Wilson:
Wilson watches the rock crack against his chest. "Hit." He stares down the crab who just bailed.

Dwebble 6:
My dad will eat you

Dwebble 6:
maybe

Dwebble 6:
if he doesn't get murdered

Innes:
yo, aqua rabbit

Innes:
There's some -serious shit- up there.

Innes:
watch yoself.

Leanne:
I know rite

Leanne:
you too

Leanne:
I mean I can prolly take it because I'm fat
Silver:
MEW2

Dwebble 7:
This Dwebble nails bantam with a buncha rocks! Charlie Brown up in this shit 15

Dwebble 7:
3
Silver:
yet Palewtina isn't banned

Dwebble 7:
Damage: 33, Physical

Bantam:
Bantam took 26 damage.

Bantam:
Bantam falls! ...except not! She hangs on by the skin of her hump! Endure!

Bantam:
Bantam is healed and gains 5 hit points.

Bantam:
TIME FOR KILL I HOPE

Bantam:
Bantam walks forward, then slams her foot into the ground, causing a miniature earthquake!

Bantam:
8 Maybe.

Bantam:
Yaaay

Bantam:
11

Bantam:
3d10+10 | 41

Dwebble:
Dwebble took heavy damage!

Dwebble 7:
Dwebble 7 took heavy damage!

Crustle:
Crustle took moderate damage!
Snow has received initiative.

Snow:
"(Time to clear a path!)" Snow pursuits onwards.

Crustle:
I won't forget this, midget camel

Crustle:
you're next

Crustle:
well after the midget crawfish
Teagan has received initiative.

Snow:
*Dances with swords* We in this son

Snow:
Snow's Attack rises 2 stages! 30

Teagan:
DEXING TIME. "This thing means business, but what is it?" She dexes it and gets as close as she can

Crustle:
It's a CRUSTLE. They're like, ROCKS. That just so happen to have crabs underneath them. They're a hell of a lot more vicious than they look, and very territorial and I didn't even have to make that up.

Crustle:
This one's type seems to be ???/Rock.

Teagan:
Grass, for near certain
Innsma has received initiative.

Innsma:
"Th-they're all out in full force now...."

Innsma:
I can do nooothiiiing
Rivi has received initiative.

Rivi:
Riv continues to drag herself along the cliff and picks up Wilson's ball and watches the world from above.
Katherine has received initiative.

Katherine:
Sprint up here
Wilson has received initiative.

Wilson:
I can't see it because of the tree, but he Mega Kicks the tree 10

Wilson:
3d8+10 | 52

Wilson:
"Moooono Lee."
Thrice:
You kick the tree stump, uprooting it from its rotted roots! It bounces a few feet in front of the Dwebble, which swallows and gets ready to bail.

Kelli:
jumpin, man

Kelli:
Kelli hops around the boulders! Hotfoot, and all that. "Gaaaaahhh! I still can't get close enough!"

Crustle:
God damn woman calm down

Teagan:
she'll calm you down

Crustle:
The Crustle wavedashes across the land!
Silver:
dat tech skill

Crustle:
High

Crustle:
The Crustle launches a giant barrage of seeds at Innes, for daring to murder the fuck out of its pack!

Crustle:
7 pls hit

Crustle:
woo

Teagan:
oh hell naw

Crustle:
1

Crustle:
aw

Teagan:
DEFENDER

Crustle:
Damage: 28, Physical

Crustle:
Ya know how you like

Crustle:
don't like people ya like being attacked

Crustle:
nor do I

Teagan:
Teagan rushes in and grabs her armcannon by the holster, swiping it out of the way!

Teagan:
Teagan took 1 damage.

Teagan:
this is why I take these feats

Dwebble 6:
Dwebble six throws a rock at Wilson! Then bails! 8

Dwebble 6:
Damage: 29, Physical
Silver:
you should just wear Innes on your damn arm
Leanne has received initiative.
Silver:
become MEGAMAN

Teagan:
I will, eventually

Teagan:
it's gonna happen

Leanne:
Hey

Crustle:
I'll kill you

Leanne:
Aqua Taiilllllll 9

Leanne:
3d10+10 | 52

Crustle:
Crustle took heavy damage!

Crustle:
The injury lowered the Speed stat!

Teagan:
"Hey there - I imagine you fancy yourself the leader, here! Good to meet you face to face."

Crustle:
MY NAME IS INIGO CRUSTOYA

Crustle:
YOU KILLED MY SON

Crustle:
PREPARE TO DIE
Innes has received initiative.

Innes:
y'know what move I have that hasn't seen much use?

Innes:
Flail

Kelli:
"Geehh...moving past me...I'll show you to ignore me!"

Innes:
2 Innes uses Flail!

Innes:
This is why I don't use it.

Innes:
4

Crustle:
That's a hit!
Silver:
>using Flail

Innes:
2d8+10 | 23

Crustle:
Crustle took negigible damage!

Dwebble 7:
The Dwebble scuttles around! And launches a solitary rock at Innes! 4

Dwebble 7:
Damage: 28, Physical

Innes:
Innes took 13 damage.

Bantam:
Bantam turns around, then launches a massive wave of liquid fire out of its back!

Bantam:
11

Bantam:
3d8+10 | 38

Dwebble 7:
Dwebble 7 took heavy damage!
Silver:
superded

Dwebble:
Dwebble took heavy damage!

Dwebble:
iiiii

Dwebble:
am literally dead

Dwebble:
The injury lowered the Attack stat!

Dwebble:
The injury lowered the Special Defense stat!
Silver:
shiiiiiiiit actual MONSTER

Bantam:
ETERNAL REST FOR THE WICKED : |

Bantam:
WHICH MEANS I'M AFTER LEANNE NEXT
Snow has received initiative.

Leanne:
pls

Gligar:
Holy SHIT

Gligar:
I am OUTTA here

Kelli:
"Whoooa there Nelly! Ease up on the fire...it was already unconscious!"

Bantam:
bitch u didn't say shit when I magnituded it

Snow:
"(And now to finish you off!)" Snow shines with a glowing, radiant light! 8

Snow:
Oh well screw it then

Snow:
....but then pares out, and fizzles. "(Oh, n-nevermind then...)"

Kelli:
"But that just means I can concentrate my full power on this guy!"
Innsma has received initiative.

Kelli:
Kelli's fists flame up......and also she retroactively takes a TON of damage

Kelli:
bc I totally forgot recoil from that Flare Blitz

Innsma:
"Wh-what an interesting specimen...but I don't think I need this one...." Nonetheless, she throws a basic ball at the crustle to prevent it from dealing more damage.

Kelli:
Kelli loses 30 hit points.

Innsma:
Innsma uses 1 AP!

Innsma:
-2

Innsma:
Nuuu

Kelli:
Either way, she looks like she's gunnin for that Crustle

Kelli:
you might want to catc h it

Kelli:
if you plan to
Teagan has received initiative.

Innsma:
"N-nevermind..."
Rivi has received initiative.

Crustle:
I WILL NOT BE DETAINED

Rivi:
Rivi takes her breath and her wind naturally kicks back in to assist her leg and she presses on forward off the cliff for ADVENTURE. She returns Wilson while she crosses the air and throws a ball at the Crustle 3

Crustle:
That's a hit! The Crustle is sucked into the ball! Barely

Rivi:
-6

Crustle:
The poor baby never stood a chance!

Innes:
eets a moidahfest

Leanne:
I thought it was the dad

Crustle:
maybe not

Kelli:
"G-g-gaaaaaahhhh! You're kidding me! ...is there anything else left..."

Rivi:
"There's a crab over thatta way." She points out.

Crustle:
The Crustle looks almost relieved at being sucked away, for some reason
Katherine has received initiative.

Katherine:
"Ah, looks like we're almost done." Sprinting..

Rivi:
"I caught the huger crab guy! Yay!" She hops up with wind gushing out from all around her

Snow:
http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/5/51/Tabitha_Adventures.png

Dwebble 6:
I have lost the will to fight but I am sure somebody is going to kill me anyway
Wilson has received initiative.

Innsma:
"Climbing up mountains is hard...."

Kelli:
aw

Teagan:
Kelli no

Kelli:
"God dammit! You're kidding me... now it's gonna get away!"

Dwebble 6:
DAMN STRAIGHT I'M GONNA GET AWAY

Dwebble 6:
THE DWEBBLES SPRINTS AWAY

Dwebble 6:
AND JUMPS INTO THE WELL

Katherine:
"Ah, just leave it. It looked, uh, pretty beat down anyway."

Dwebble 6:
NOW I AM KING

Rivi:
"I want to go into that well!"

Teagan:
"Kelli, it's fine! The fight's over."

Dwebble 6:
or queen i don't remember my gender

Snow:
one of these days ill get to use my shiny new move but this is not that day

Katherine:
"Well done as always, Leanne! Return and take a break my friend."

Dwebble 6:
132 Experience per Trainer

Leanne:
in to the ball I gooooooo

Leanne:
Leanne gained 132 experience! (906) Level up! Gained 2 levels. Level 27

Rivi:
"Hey! Kelli wait for me!" She darts off on her air toward the well.

Innes:
Innes gained 132 experience! (580) Level up! Gained 2 levels. Level 22

Wilson:
Wilson gained 132 experience! (1057) Level up! Gained 1 levels. Level 28

Bantam:
Bantam gained 132 experience! (676) Level up! Gained 2 levels. Level 24

Snow:
Snow stretches its sash and wraps back around Innsma!

Innes:
Innes's SpAttack rose!

Leanne:
Leanne's Attack rose!

Innes:
Innes's HP rose!

Snow:
Snow gained 132 experience! (761) Level up! Gained 2 levels. Level 25

Wilson:
Wilson's Attack rose!

Leanne:
Leanne's HP rose!

Vanny Lee:
66

Snow:
Snow's Defense rose!

Vanny Lee:
44

Snow:
Snow's SpAttack rose!

Vanny Lee:
969

Kelli:
"Awwww.... Fine, I guess. I just hope there's something else later."

Wilson:
Wilson gained 44 experience! (1013) Level up! Gained 1 levels. Level 28

Vanny Lee:
Vanny Lee gained 44 experience! (698) Level up! Gained 1 levels. Level 24

Gligar:
what are you guys doing here

Gligar:
get outta here

Innsma:
I aaam

Rivi:
"This is the embodiment of adventure!"

Rivi:
"EMOBODIMENT"

Teagan:
RIVI THEY WERE LYING THERE'S NO ACTUAL GEAR

Teagan:
JUST DEATH

Teagan:
-DEATH-

Innsma:
"N-no dont, there are scary things at the bottom of wells...."

Rivi:
She doesn't even look what's down there and jumps in. "ADVEEEENTUREEEEE"

Teagan:
fuck.

Dwebble 6:
IN THE WELL, YOU FIND ROCKS

Dwebble 6:
3 IN YOUR FACE

Katherine:
"Rivi!...Aiyah, that girl..."

Dwebble 6:
you might I dunno

Teagan:
"What? Why? Rivi?!" Teagan scoot scoot scootaloots over the moss towards the well.

Dwebble 6:
Technically you could

Kelli:
"Whoa! I think Teo'd say she's even dumber'n I am.

Kelli:
"

Rivi:
"Hey! I wanted to see what was down here! Not you!" She ends up tumbling down and dropping her foot into the rock with a huge sharp pointed wind strike. 15

Rivi:
Aerial Ace

Dwebble 6:
AGH YOU BITCH GOD DAMN

Rivi:
2d6+8 | 32

Dwebble 6:
Dwebble 6 took moderate damage!

Katherine:
"Aiyah, so much for just leaving it alone..."

Dwebble 6:
The Dwebble is knocked the fuck out! It knows not why.

Rivi:
"That was exciting! Wow! I'm pumped! Now... how to get out..."

Dwebble 6:
The well is roughly 15 meters deep or so

Dwebble 6:
meaning you're about 8 meters down

Rivi:
"It's a bit wet down here too... Well! might as well look around!"

Dwebble 6:
due to levitatre

Dwebble 6:
There's WATER.

Dwebble 6:
And STONE

Dwebble 6:
Also darkness

Dwebble 6:
Also, STUPIDITY

Rivi:
"Well, better get my flashlight if I want to see anything." She does so and looks into the water. "N-now that the world is a bit brighter... I feel this was a lot less exciting then I thought."

Dwebble 6:
YOU DON'T SAY

Dwebble 6:
REALLY THIS IS GREAT

Rivi:
I DO SAY

Dwebble 6:
DROWNING IN HERE

Dwebble 6:
I HATE YOU

Rivi:
She sits on the Dwebble.

Dwebble 6:
I'm -underwater- (D)

Clint:
fucking monster

Dwebble 6:
Because I'm a ROCK

Dwebble 6:
WE SINK

Dwebble 6:
even if I have swim 2 or some shit

Teagan:
"Rivi - are you alright down there?!" Teagan shines her own flashlight down.

Rivi:
Oh I see. That makes two stupid people in this well

Rivi:
"Of course I am! This well was adventure!"

Innsma:
"I th-think she may have drowned, and this is her vengeful spirit speaking..."

Kelli:
"Is she gonna be okay? Is she always like this? Did one of those rocks hit her on the head...?
Silver:
yes to everyone

Rivi:
"There isn't anything in the well though!"

Katherine:
"She's...special."

Rivi:
"Alright Vex, time to get out of here." She pull out a ball and bites onto her flashlight to get some free hands. She also lugs up the crab thing too.

Kelli:
"Should...should we get her a helmet? Or tie a leash on her?"

Innsma:
"A leash huh? S-sounds...interesting."

Teagan:
"Do... do you want a rope? Or can you get out of there with your wind thing?"
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Rivi:
"A rope would be nice!"

Teagan:
h-have a rope

Teagan:
I worry about you sometimes

Kelli:
don't get any ideas for Sal innsma

Rivi:
"Yus! Like an epic escape! Adventure toward the light!" She nabs onto the rope and has Vex freeze the water before setting the crab back down on it.

Convex:
After plastering the water with ice, Vex also comes out of the well along with his stupid ass trainer.

Clint:
Yo bird, tell me, how do you work with this girl

Convex:
Albion put me up to it

Clint:
I'm so sorry

Innsma:
u cant stop me kelliiiii

Kelli:
WELL

Kelli:
LET'S MOVE ONTO ROUTE 5

Kelli:
SHY A FEW BRAIN CELLS

Bantam:
Bantam is healed and gains 35 hit points.

Bantam:
Bantam is healed and gains 20 hit points.

Kelli:
Kelli is healed and gains 20 hit points.

Innsma:
Innsma concentrates and regains 1 AP.

Katherine:
Katherine concentrates and regains 2 AP.

Teagan:
"I hope I'm not speaking too soon, but... it looks like we've made it to the top of that stretch!"
Thrice:
You can hear a lot of squawking from where you are; honestly, you probably could have heard it before if not for the constant crustlenating
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Rivi:
Rivi rolls her neck and feels the tender spots out to check the damages. Apply medical stuff holyshit how do I know how to use a bandage 4
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Rivi:
Can't even use it
Thrice:
And the cliff has finally tapered off! It seems you're near the top of the mountain, or at the very least this part of it.

Katherine:
"Phew! That was quite exhilerating...almost there!"

Teagan:
"Innes is just about out of energy, but... cluster around, if we're heading into a volcano, a Water Sport should come in handy."

Bantam:
WHOA NIGGA

Bantam:
NO

Bantam:
I do not water (D) Bantam eyes Innes suspiciously, then meanders out of the line of fire.

Bantam:
Er, water.

Bantam:
Line of water.

Bantam:
More a burst, really.

Innes:
a line would -suck-

Katherine:
"Ah, I'm gonna need to change after this for sure now...Eesh."

Teagan:
Teagan reconfirms the direction her quarry's in...

Kelli:
"Oogh...I hope this doesn't affect my punches any! Shouldn't be any worse than taking a bath..." Just gonna have to trust her that she takes those

Rivi:
"Alright! Let's go! I'm ready to go again!"

Rivi:
She limps a bit on air but still continues forward at a normal pace.
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Innsma:
"W-well that part is undoubtable..." Innsma wonders where exactly one could find a leash around here anyway, before shaking her head and putting Snow aside. "L-let's try and use someone else..."

Kelli:
well

Kelli:
They sell them at Tyndall Lake

Kelli:
agi bought one

Innes:
Alright - everyone who wants it

Innes:
take a water coat

Innsma:
"W-well maybe I'll..."
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Silver:
nope 2late

Ashanti:
Ashanti appears nonetheless!

Bantam:
NOT TOUCHING NO WATER

Bantam:
I take mud baths (D)

Clint:
Gahhh my beautiful wings. They're so wet.

Innes:
how absolutely filthy
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Clint:
Well, maybe it's better than being BBQ chicken at least

Nubei:
yeeaaaah boooiiii cyan up in this bitch

Nubei:
half ya'll niggas dont even know me

Teagan:
So yeah - this quarry of mine, left or right?
Silver:
go away qbee
Silver:
fuk ya

Nubei:
ok
Thrice:
Left

Ashanti:
*Is mildly annoyed by all the water, but powers through*
Thrice:
aaand now
Thrice:
copy all ur shit agin

Teagan:
fookin ass on a dick
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Tokens dropped onto map 'Bridge Over Tine Peak' by player tirkeyKujo (Player)
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Teagan:
Right, Rivi - have a potion

Rivi:
Rivi is healed and gains 14 hit points.
Thrice:
In front of you is a somewhat rickety bridge, hanging out over a large gap between two peaks. Bit over fifty feet from one side to the other, and uh, way more than you'd feel comfortable knowing to the bottom. But more pressing than that is the fact you seem to have found the source of all that squawking. And, also...
Thrice:
these are not your dad's birds

Vassago:
"Aaahh....This is terrible, Teo! Edgar and I can only do so much, no matter how great we may be!" The grey-pink-blue-green-red-purple-haired youth is slapping his head around comically quickly, staring at each bird in turn, while his cackling companion shuffles back and forth in the air, propelled by its laughter.

Clint:
Yo

Clint:
my cousins and bros

Clint:
What up

Teodor:
"Teh...stop treating all the world as if it's dead weight compared to you. This is your fault anyway! Urh.. I will hold my own here. In truth, if I am correct, I stand a higher chance of survival against these Pokemon." The closer boy stands his ground, glaring at the large bird in front of him. Likely only able to do so because of the dragon between them. He doesn't seem to have noticed you. Understandable, given the situation.

Clint:
..>There's a Staraptor there

Clint:
must resist capturing and upgrading
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Thrice:
Unfortunately...the birds have. The nearest Pidgeotto spots you, then starts skrawking and causing a havoc, leading a few of the other birds to turn to you...

Pidgeotto 1:
That'd be me, eat my ass

Teagan:
dis

Teagan:
is alotta boids

Pidgeot 1:
Bird Jesus motherfucker

Clint:
;_;7

Ashanti:
Ashanti just wants to eat them all cuz cat

Kelli:
"Agh...b-birds...why'd it hafta be birds... Wait! Those voices! They really did go without me! Those bastards!"

Teagan:
One last time

Teagan:
let's reconfirm my distress signal

Teagan:
is it here?

Teagan:
Because it might should be.

Teodor:
It is. About 10 meters in front of you
    Error in body of roll.       Statement options (if any): h       Statement Body : setInitiative(floor(Speed+Speed*listGet(CStages,4)*if(listGet(CStages,4)>-1,0.25,0.125)))
    Error in body of roll.       Statement options (if any): h       Statement Body : setInitiative(floor(Speed+Speed*listGet(CStages,4)*if(listGet(CStages,4)>-1,0.25,0.125)))

Innsma:
"B-birds...."

Angry Boid:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sr_SGkqrrdM

Rivi:
Rivi twirls in her spot in a swift motion before shooting out a familiar gust of friendly wind.

Rivi:
( Tailwind )

Angry Boid:
too late this is the battle theme

Pidgeot:
NOW PLAYING Dynasty Warriors 8 - Cyclonized Typhoon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8MsbUvDmvE

Pidgeot:
try not to die
Rivi has received initiative.

Clint:
1 1 I use Yukiko 2 I use Johnny
Curu has received initiative.

Yukiko:
>4 Bird Jesus

Yukiko:
h-halp us pls
Thrice:
The gods have forsaken thee

Curu:
Bitches

Curu:
you better help me.

Pidgeot 2:
Dude, you might not be very smart

Curu:
13 0 ALRIGHT THEN, LET'S KICK THIS SHIT OFF - WITH KICKS! TWO OF THEM TO BE PRECISE.

Innsma:
"B-biiiirds...."

Curu:
@ Pidgeot 2

Pidgeot 2:
That's one hit!

Curu:
1d6+5 | 38

Pidgeot 2:
Pidgeot 2 took moderate damage!
Innsma has received initiative.

Pidgeot 2:
The Pidgeot flaps its wings; Ledyba musta crawled on there or some shit

Katherine:
"Ah, so many birds, a couple of them Staravias like Clint...and I think I see an older relative : o"

Ashanti:
So much so that she immediately pounces on the nearest boid! It's fake out! 3

Teodor:
"..did somethign just hit this Pidgeot?"

Staravia 2:
The Staravia is hit dead on!
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Innsma:
2d6+8 | 23

Ashanti:
2d6+8 | 44

Teagan:
"Teodor, Vassago - we're coming in!"

Staravia 2:
Staravia 2 took major damage!

Curu:
Aaand

Curu:
5

Staravia 2:
The injury lowered the Attack stat!

Staravia 2:
The injury lowered the Special Defense stat!
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Curu:
Pack Hunt! -10% HP
Staravia 2 loses 6 hit points.
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Innsma has received initiative.
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Innsma:
"Ah..g-guess I'll just have to burn through..." Innsma takes out a lighter and burns a cleanse tag! It turns into two wisps that circle around pidgeot 2 and pidgey! 12 -1

Innsma:
so who wants a free defense combat stage that's also 3 meters near me

Teagan:
yo

Innsma:
ok *gives u the defense*

Teagan:
aw -shit-
18 | 11 | 5 | 14 | 16 | 0

Shareni:
Shareni strikes a swordmaster pose, then slashes her armblades across the Pidgeot! 14 15

Shareni:
3d12+10 | 37

Pidgeot 2:
Pidgeot 2 took heavy damage!

Pidgeot 2:
The injury lowered the Defense stat!

Curu:
-2 Pack Hunt!

Curu:
naw

Ashanti:
omg i have fisscal mvs

Edgar:
Edgar mosies on up to...nowhere, he's at his target - he flips around and slams his ghostfist into Pidgeotto!

Edgar:
19

Edgar:
aw

Edgar:
2d8+10 | 37

Pidgeotto 4:
Pidgeotto 4 took heavy damage!

Pidgeot:
The Pidgeot flies in, and slashes Haunter with a cascade of air! 0

Pidgeot:
aw fuk
Teagan has received initiative.

Katherine:
btw let me know if you need help on a accuracy check ; o

Teagan:
No need to Bulk Up! Teagan rushes in with a struggle attack! 11 -all this acc bonus-

Teagan:
2d6+8 | 29

Pidgeot 2:
pl-pls

Pidgeot 2:
Pidgeot 2 took moderate damage!

Curu:
11 YOU KNOW WHAT THISIS

Curu:
-10%

Teodor:
"Okay, what the hell is going on?"
Pidgeot 2 loses 8 hit points.

Kelli:
"You dumbass! How did you get into this mess?!"

Vassago:
Vassago blasts the Pidgeotto with psychic power! 12

Vassago:
2d8+10 | 40

Pidgeotto 4:
Pidgeotto 4 took heavy damage!

Pidgeotto 4:
The injury lowered the Special Defense stat!

Staraptor:
THE WHITE WINGS ENCROACH ON THE HAUNTER

Staraptor:
2

Edgar:
The Haunter WOULD dodge except I forgot Flanking

Staraptor:
Damage: 46, Physical

Edgar:
Edgar took 36 damage.

Edgar:
The injury lowered the Defense stat!

Edgar:
The injury lowered the Special Attack stat!

Edgar:
sweet
Katherine has received initiative.

Teodor:
"Blame Vassago! As it turns out, avian creatures are not fond of fools taking items from their nests!"

Katherine:
"Alright...Yukiko, prepare yourself!" Focused Training
Yukiko has received initiative.

Yukiko:
Flamma bursting Pidgey

Yukiko:
13

Yukiko:
2d10+10 | 22

Yukiko:
2d10+10 | 32

Vassago:
"Silence, Teo! It's a valuable item! And not one I'd have found otherwise!"

Pidgey:
Pidgey took heavy damage!
Silver is disconnected.

Pidgeot 1:
The Pidgeot swarms in on Edgar!

Pidgeot 1:
or WOULD

Pidgeot 1:
but he's 2fat

Pidgeot 1:
SO HE GOES FOR VASSAGO

Pidgeot 1:
18

Pidgeot 1:
aw

Pidgeot 1:
Damage: 32, Physical

Vassago:
Vassago took 26 damage.

Pidgeot 3:
This pidgeot abandons the fool and goes to attack the friggen shark

Pidgeot 3:
This place weren't meant for plus-sized people

Pidgeot 3:
15

Pidgeot 3:
Damage: 28, Physical

Shareni:
Shareni took 13 damage.
Pidgeot 3 loses 10 hit points.

Pidgeot 3:
The Pidgeot recoils after it impacts the shark! but it's not enough to deter it!

Pidgeotto:
5 DIE TEO

Pidgeotto:
Damage: 33, Physical

Teodor:
Teodor took moderate damage!

Staravia:
The Staravia barrels into Edgar with its wings! 9

Staravia:
Damage: 34, Physical

Edgar:
Edgar took heavy damage!

Edgar:
this is not going well

Pidgeot 2:
PIDGEOT TWO ATTACKS SHARENI

Pidgeot 2:
13

Yukiko:
birds are op pls nerf

Pidgeot 2:
Damage: 38, Physical

Shareni:
Shareni took moderate damage!
Pidgeot 2 loses 10 hit points.

Pidgeot 2:
The Pidgeot skwarks and falls to the ground!

Yukiko:
sluuuuuut

Pidgeot 2:
It...wasn't even the fire that did it in.

Staravia 3:
It slams into Vassago! 13

Staravia 3:
Damage: 29, Physical

Vassago:
Vassago took moderate damage!

Vassago:
The injury lowered the Special Defense stat!

Vassago:
Ow god damn

Pidgeotto 3:
6

Kelli:
19

Staravia 1:
11

Kelli:
Kelli slams her fist into the Staravia! No kickin here

Kelli:
save that for later

Kelli:
1

Kelli:
aw

Curu:
TEAMWORK

Kelli:
Wooooo

Kelli:
who were you again

Kelli:
2d8+10 | 44

Staravia 2:
Staravia 2 took major damage!

Staravia 2:
STaravia 2 goes down!

Curu:
Curu glowers at the Staravia as Kelli attacks, momentarily distracting it!

Pidgeotto 3:
Pid3 sends a wave of air at Teo! 4

Pidgeotto 3:
Damage: 19, Special

Teodor:
Teodor took light damage!

Teodor:
Figure my ass out my ass

Staravia 1:
Staravia flashes and shimmers!
Ashanti has received initiative.

Pidgeotto 2:
Pid2 flies in to beat the shit outta Kelli! 5

Pidgeotto 2:
ah damn pass

Pidgeotto 2:
18 Ashanti too!

Pidgeotto 2:
oh

Pidgeotto 2:
well

Pidgeotto 2:
Damage: 30, Physical

Pidgeotto 2:
Damage: 52, Physical | CRITICAL HIT!

Teagan:
DEFENDER : |

Teagan:
or if she can fade away that'd be cool

Kelli:
Kelli took moderate damage!

Teagan:
I have no idea how that works

Ashanti:
Ashanti faaaades the hell away from that thing....

Kelli:
"Ooowoo...I'm gonna crush all these damned birds...Finally get something to hit and it's gotta be birds..."

Ashanti:
Ashanti covets the 0th pidgeotto!

Ashanti:
20

Pidgeotto:
WELL SHIT

Ashanti:
2d8+10 | 60

Pidgeotto:
Pidgeotto took major damage!

Pidgeotto:
The injury lowered the Speed stat!

Pidgeotto:
The injury lowered the Speed stat!

Innsma:
"S-so...many....birds...."

Pidgeotto:
The pid recoils in terror from the FRIGGEN CAT why'd it have to be cats

Pidgeotto:
pls don't leave me at Innsma's doorstep

Ashanti:
"Nyaaaah"

Pidgeotto 5:
Pid5 sends a wave of air at Vassy-boy! -1

Pidgeotto 5:
he does not

Vassago:
Vassago just tears the air apart with his mind, "Weeaaakk..."

Pidgeotto 1:
PIdg1 attacks Curu! 3

Curu:
yeh sure

Pidgeotto 1:
Damage: 27, Physical

Curu:
Curu took 17 damage.

Pidgey 3:
Blast of air at Vassago : |

Pidgey 3:
16

Pidgey 3:
Damage: 20, Special

Vassago:
Vassago took 7 damage.

Pidgeotto 4:
PID4 KILLS EDGAR 2

Pidgeotto 4:
ornot

Pidgey 1:
11 GUST OF AIR

Pidgey 1:
Damage: 20, Special

Vassago:
Vassago took light damage!

Vassago:
weeeaaaak

Pidgey:
IT BARRELS INTO CURU 8

Pidgey:
Damage: 23, Physical

Pidgey:
You are pushed

Pidgey:
two

Pidgey:
meters

Pidgey:
to the leftness

Curu:
Curu took 13 damage.

Curu:
oh jesus FUCK WHAT WAS THAT, THAT WAS CLOSE.

Swablu:
Swablu sings a chant!

Pidgey 2:
A BLAST OF AIR AT ASHANTI THE MURDERCAT 18

Pidgey 2:
well dam

Pidgey 2:
Damage: 29, Special | CRITICAL HIT!

Teodor:
oh well would you look at that

Ashanti:
Ashanti took 18 damage.

Ashanti:
"Nyaaaah...."

Teodor:
Teo weaves in and out of his assailants, and tosses an odd vial toward the scary-ass Pidgeot!

Teodor:
Teodor uses 1 AP!

Teodor:
6

Teodor:
oh damn he hit

Teodor:
The vial shatters and explodes on impact!

Teodor:
35

Edgar:
Edgar took 27 damage.

Edgar:
Edgar is healed and gains 2 hit points.

Pidgeot:
Pidgeot took moderate damage!

Staraptor:
Staraptor took moderate damage!

Staravia:
Staravia took heavy damage!

Bantam:
BANTAM SHIMMIES ON UP AND LAUNCHES SOME FIRE AT THAT PIDGEOT NEXT TO IT IGUESS

Bantam:
18

Bantam:
god

Bantam:
damn

Bantam:
2d10+10 | 61

Pidgeotto 2:
Pidgeotto 2 took severe damage!

Pidgeotto 2:
The injury lowered the Defense stat!

Pidgeotto 2:
The injury lowered the Special Defense stat!
Rivi has received initiative.

Vassago:
"Teo! Why?! Why, oh why, would you do such a thing?!"

Rivi:
Rivi releases a Pokemon on the bridge!

Teodor:
"Shut your mouth! The thing was nearly done for anyway. Send out your electric-type, you cretin!"

Vassago:
And I have like, sort of a...play performer accent? I'm shakespeare, overdramatic as fuck

Wilson:
5 Blazer kickuh to the bigger bird

Rivi:
Rivi uses 1 AP!

Kelli:
"Guuhh...You idiots! We have bigger problems here!"

Pidgeot 3:
That hits me!

Rivi:
3d8+10 | 43

Wilson:
3d8+10 | 56

Pidgeot 3:
Pidgeot 3 took major damage!

Innsma:
"There are no p-problems anymore...just birds."

Rivi:
Rivi uses 2 AP!

Pidgeot 3:
The injury lowered the Special Defense stat!

Pidgeot 3:
The injury lowered the Attack stat!

Pidgeot 3:
actually wait you know what no

Pidgeot 3:
fuck you

Rivi:
She returns Wilson to the ball and releases a new friend.

Pidgeot 3:
Before Wilson's foot hits it, the Pidgeot rockets toward him! 15

Pidgeot 3:
Damage: 48, Physical

Wilson:
Wilson took 38 damage.

Wilson:
The injury lowered the Accuracy stat!

Pidgeot 3:
well even with an acc injury that would have still hit

Pidgeot 3:
I could not save myself

Pidgeot 3:
well I could have flown away but w/e

Rivi:
She pelts the same bird with a ball! 11

Rivi:
2d6+10 | 32

Pidgeot 3:
Pidgeot 3 took moderate damage!
Curu has received initiative.

Curu:
12 -1 Curu ain't fuckin around - more double kicks to the big boid!

Pidgeot 3:
Stop fuckin around

Curu:
1d6+5 | 36

Pidgeot 3:
Pidgeot 3 took moderate damage!

Pidgeot 3:
The injury lowered the Special Defense stat!

Pidgeot 3:
The bigeot goes down! Thankfully it is too fat to fall in the hole

Pidgeot 3:
thx artificial growth hormones

Curu:
Also, I'll be staying away from the edge from now on.

Curu:
Never again.
Innsma has received initiative.

Innsma:
Innsma tanks on to the front of the line "Biiiirds...."

Innsma:
"Biiiiiirds~" She sings, rather disarmingly 3

Innsma:
1d8+6 | 27

Pidgeotto 2:
Pidgeotto 2 took heavy damage!

Rivi:
im watching u

Pidgeotto 1:
Pidgeotto 1 took moderate damage!

Pidgeot 2:
Pidgeot 2 took moderate damage!

Kelli:
Kelli took moderate damage!

Kelli:
The injury lowered the Speed stat!

Shareni:
Shareni warps around and breathes blue flames onto Pidgeotto!

Shareni:
5

Pidgeotto:
Pidgeotto loses 15 hit points.

Teagan:
[

Teagan:
5 init tie

Pidgeot:
2

Vassago:
4 CHECK THSI OPNE

Vassago:
aw shit

Vassago:
my opne

Teagan:
o-ok
Teagan has received initiative.

Teagan:
Well - I'll bet you never saw this coming

Teagan:
Bulk Up

Kelli:
"Gawah..Agh..that kinda hurt! But, it got those guys off us, so, uh, I guess it's okay!"

Vassago:
Vassago releases a Pokemon! And then he concentrates! "Oh me, oh my, even I don't know when or where this'll hit!" Nothing seems to happen

Teagan:
"Hoo... this is a really rough spot you guys are in!"

Teagan:
"How did you even find this many birds to turn against you?"

Sylvia:
And since Sylvia is fast af thanks to Tailwind, she goes first! And shocks the shit outta that Pidgeotto

Sylvia:
or tries to

Sylvia:
2

Pidgeotto 4:
barely : |

Sylvia:
2d6+10 | 21

Sylvia:
2d6+10 | 40

Pidgeotto 4:
Pidgeotto 4 took severe damage!

Sylvia:
And then

Sylvia:
12

Sylvia:
Effect: If Charge Beam successfully hits a target, roll 1d20. On a roll of 7+, the user's Special Attack is raised by +1 Combat Stage.
3 | 15 | 25 | 15 | 20 | 0

Pidgeot:
Okay this has gone on too long this is over and done Imma murder you

Pidgeot:
The bird flies over its fallen comrades and launches another waterfall of ait! At Vassago, Sylvia, and uh

Pidgeot:
the Pidgey

Pidgeot:
fuk the Pidgey

Pidgeot:
7

Pidgeot:
air*

Pidgeot:
Damage: 37, Special

Sylvia:
Sylvia took light damage!

Vassago:
"Oh, what am I to d---" he disappears mid sentence.

Vassago:
that was not as far as I had hoped

Katherine:
19

Yukiko:
2

Staraptor:
3
Katherine has received initiative.

Vassago:
"o? Oh, that's right! Ahaha! You'll never catch me!"

Pidgey 1:
Pidgey 1 took major damage!

Katherine:
"Alright....everyone do your best! Let's Go!" +2 Accuracy to allies and +5 to their next damage roll

Pidgey 1:
The injury lowered the Special Defense stat!

Pidgey 1:
The injury lowered the Defense stat!

Katherine:
»» I Believe In You!: All allies on the field gain a +2 bonus to their next Accuracy Check, and become Excited.

Teagan:
well

Teagan:
fuck

Teagan:
okay

Pidgey 1:
Excited– Pokémon or Trainers may give up the Excited condition when making a Damage Roll to add +5 to the roll.

Staraptor:
PLEASE DIE 1

Staraptor:
hahahahaha
Yukiko has received initiative.

Staraptor:
u bitch

Vassago:
pls, PLEASE forget I exist

Yukiko:
Yukiko moves over here and uh

Teodor:
"I wish he would stop drawing attention to himself..."

Teodor:
If you set me on fire I am setting you on bomb.

Innsma:
"I f-feel slightly cheerier now...as much as one can be while surrounded by birds..."

Yukiko:
Fire Spining Pidgeotto 1

Katherine:
Katherine uses 1 AP!

Yukiko:
10

Pidgeotto 1:
The 'geotto is hit!

Yukiko:
2d6+8 | 34

Yukiko:
+Trapped

Yukiko:
IN A VORTEX

Pidgeotto 1:
Pidgeotto 1 took heavy damage!

Pidgeotto 1:
The injury lowered the Attack stat!

Pidgeot 1:
PIdgeot 1 stares at Vassago, then idly Gusts him. 15

Pidgeot 1:
Damage: 18, Special

Vassago:
Vassago took light damage!

Staravia:
Staravia barrels into Sylvia! 9

Staravia:
Damage: 36, Physical

Sylvia:
Sylvia took 10 damage. It's not very effective...

Staravia 3:
17 Fuck Wing ATtack then

Staravia 3:
Damage: 34, Physical

Sylvia:
Sylvia took moderate damage!

Pidgeotto 3:
16 DIE FOUL CAT

Pidgeotto 3:
Damage: 35, Physical

Pidgeotto 3:
neutral

Ashanti:
Ashanti took 22 damage.

Staravia 1:
This Staravia attacks the damn shark! 5

Staravia 1:
Damage: 29, Physical

Shareni:
Shareni took 14 damage.
Staravia 1 loses 7 hit points.

Shareni:
The injury lowered the Attack stat!

Shareni:
awww

Shareni:
but oh well

Shareni:
Defiant : |
20 | 15 | 2 | 10 | 17 | 0
Ashanti has received initiative.

Vassago:
you know

Vassago:
you COULD ignore the things there

Vassago:
and HELP ME A LITTLE

Vassago:
CHRIST

Ashanti:
"Nyaaaaraagh!" Ashanti angrily covets all over the pidgeotto 3 in response. 17

Ashanti:
nah u can go die

Ashanti:
2d8+10 | 43

Vassago:
I am VERY good at avoiding that outcome but still pls

Pidgeotto 3:
Pidgeotto 3 took major damage!

Pidgeotto 3:
The injury lowered the Attack stat!

Pidgeotto 5:
GANG UP ON THE WHORECAT 5

Pidgeotto 5:
Damage: 30, Physical

Sylvia:
Sylvia took 15 damage.

Sylvia:
The injury lowered the Defense stat!

Sylvia:
ahahahaha

Sylvia:
COMPETITIVE : |
3 | 13 | 35 | 15 | 20 | 0

Kelli:
Kelli jumps up again, and soars into Pidgeotto3!

Kelli:
11

Kelli:
3d12+10 | 56

Pidgeotto 3:
Pidgeotto 3 took major damage!

Pidgeotto 1:
PId1 cannot move

Pidgeotto 1:
And so just smacks Innsma

Pidgeotto 1:
9

Pidgeotto 1:
Damage: 27, Physical

Pidgey 3:
GUST 3

Pidgey 3:
Damage: 19, Special

Vassago:
Vassago took light damage!

Pidgey 1:
PIDGEY ONE MUTINIES

Innsma:
Innsma took 20 damage.

Pidgey 1:
and quick attacks 6

Pidgey 1:
Damage: 26, Physical

Innsma:
"Auugh..wh-why do you betray me, bird..."

Pidgeot:
Pidgeot took light damage!

Pidgey:
18 die

Pidgey:
diiiieeee

Pidgey:
Damage: 38, Physical | CRITICAL HIT!

Yukiko:
rip in peace

Bantam:
Bantam took 31 damage.

Bantam:
The injury lowered the Defense stat!

Swablu:
The Swablu surges, and sits quietly.

Swablu:
In the air.

Pidgey 2:
8 pls just go away

Pidgey 2:
Damage: 33, Physical

Teodor:
Teodor took 21 damage.

Teodor:
The injury lowered the Speed stat!
Pidgeotto 1 loses 7 hit points.

Bantam:
BANTAM SPURTS LAVA EVERYWHERE

Bantam:
0

Bantam:
it does not

Yukiko:
is that including the +2 from cheerleading

Katherine:
\o/

Bantam:
Damage: 48, Special

Pidgeotto 1:
Pidgeotto 1 took major damage!

Teodor:
Teodor jukes the Staraptor and goes to help his teammate the best way he knows how! Bombs.

Teodor:
Teodor uses 1 AP!

Teodor:
7

Teodor:
36

Teodor:
41

Pidgeot:
Pidgeot took heavy damage!

Pidgeot:
Pidgeot is healed and gains 1 hit points.

Pidgeotto 5:
Pidgeotto 5 took heavy damage!

Pidgeot:
The injury lowered the Special Defense stat!
5 | 15 | 28 | 14 | 21 | 0

Pidgeot:
The Pidgeot glowers, surging with a dark navy energy! It seems PISSED

Pidgeot:
you will never know why

Pidgeot:
because this session is over
Rivi has received initiative.

Ashanti:
nao

Pidgeot:
TO BE CONTINUED

Katherine:
Can I has TEXP so I can get Ace Tra- aw

Sylvia:
oan

Sylvia:
sure 2 TExp