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Damienlunas
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  1. Oct 22 16:43:38 <DamienLunas> Oh!
  2. Oct 22 16:43:42 <DamienLunas> By the way Mira
  3. Oct 22 16:43:50 <DamienLunas> once you use the dubious disc on Poryanna
  4. Oct 22 16:44:00 <DamienLunas> a new Theme appears on your pokedex
  5. Oct 22 16:44:04 <DamienLunas> the Quality Theme
  6. Oct 22 16:44:04 <Mira> o:
  7. Oct 22 16:44:08 <Mira> O:
  8. Oct 22 16:44:24 <DamienLunas> Set pokedex to new theme and test it out?
  9. Oct 22 16:44:29 <Mira> yes
  10. Oct 22 16:44:41 <DamienLunas> what do you try to scan with it
  11. Oct 22 16:44:51 <Mira> Poryanna to start, I guess, then Fetchjar
  12. Oct 22 16:44:53  Klark has quit (Quit: Klark)
  13. Oct 22 16:45:25 <DamienLunas> "Sableye, The Darkness Pokemon."
  14. Oct 22 16:45:51 <DamienLunas> "Sableye is called the Darkness Pokemon because it was the blackest creature ever discovered by mankind before the discovery of Wesley Snipes."
  15. Oct 22 16:46:00 <Mira> "...What?"
  16. Oct 22 16:46:12 <DamienLunas> Fatchna scratches his head.
  17. Oct 22 16:46:20 <Kain> (Ahahhahahaha)
  18. Oct 22 16:46:43 <Mira> (anyone want me to scan another of their pokemans :3c)
  19. Oct 22 16:46:54 <Arthur> (TORNADUS)
  20. Oct 22 16:47:01  Mira scans Tornadus.
  21. Oct 22 16:47:54 <DamienLunas> "Tornadus, the Cyclone Pokemon."
  22. Oct 22 16:48:12 <DamienLunas> "With its supreme powers over wind, Tornadus is renowned for its ability to give the worlds greatest 'blow job'."
  23. Oct 22 16:48:28 <Arthur> (slowclap.gif)
  24. Oct 22 16:48:31 <Mira> "Hey Tornadus, what does that mean? :D"
  25. Oct 22 16:48:36 <DamienLunas> "Uhh..."
  26. Oct 22 16:48:47 <DamienLunas> "Uh, what was that, my boy? Excuse me, I think Arthur is calling me."
  27. Oct 22 16:48:50 <DamienLunas> ZOOM
  28. Oct 22 16:49:04 <Mira> "Huh."
  29. Oct 22 16:49:58  Mira scans Caden. :B
  30. Oct 22 16:50:38 <Kain> (QUALITY)
  31. Oct 22 16:50:44 <DamienLunas> "Archeops, the First Bird Pokemon."
  32. Oct 22 16:51:20 <DamienLunas> "Though Archeops is a superb runner, it evolved the ability to fly in order to kidnap small children while avoiding the police."
  33. Oct 22 16:53:03  Kain comes down the stairs, raising an eyebrow. "Playing with the pokedex, Mira?"
  34. Oct 22 16:53:48  Hope ([email protected]) has joined #TurfWars
  35. Oct 22 16:54:10 <Hope> !dm9001 lastlines #10
  36. Oct 22 16:55:45 <Hope> (Did that not go through? D=)
  37. Oct 22 16:55:50 <Arthur> (It di)
  38. Oct 22 16:56:04  Kain has quit (Ping timeout)
  39. Oct 22 16:56:08 <Mira> "Yeah, I am."
  40. Oct 22 16:56:22 <Mira> "None of these new entries are making much sense."
  41. Oct 22 16:56:44 <Hope> "Huh? Well, let's see."
  42. Oct 22 16:56:54 <Hope> She lets out Kumiho, her ditto.
  43. Oct 22 16:58:00 <DamienLunas> "Ditto, the Transform Pokemon."
  44. Oct 22 16:58:01 <DamienLunas> "At some point in their lives, 1 in 6 people will be killed and impersonated by a ditto."
  45. Oct 22 16:58:11 <Hope> :I
  46. Oct 22 16:58:14 <Hope> "Wait, what?"
  47. Oct 22 16:58:43 <DamienLunas> Kumiho turns into Hope, "I wouldn't do that!" D:
  48. Oct 22 16:59:35 <Mira> D:
  49. Oct 22 16:59:35 <Hope> "I know you wouldn't sweetie, I think that must be some kind of practical joke."
  50. Oct 22 16:59:43  Mira edges away from Kumiho.
  51. Oct 22 16:59:51 <DamienLunas> "Well... maybe if everyone was really sad that you died..."
  52. Oct 22 17:00:04 <Hope> "Oh, you haven't seen her turn into me before, have you Mira?"
  53. Oct 22 17:00:21 <Hope> "I keep forgetting who has and hasn't."
  54. Oct 22 17:00:22 <Mira> "Yeah, I have."
  55. Oct 22 17:00:31 <Mira> "Hmm, who should I check next?"
  56. Oct 22 17:00:44 <Hope> "I don't think that'll be a problem, Kumiho..."
  57. Oct 22 17:00:54 <Hope> "Why not Ainfean?"
  58. Oct 22 17:01:06 <Mira> "Even if every other ditto in the world is a murderer, I know you're not, Kumi~"
  59. Oct 22 17:01:12  Mira scans Ainfean.
  60. Oct 22 17:02:14 <DamienLunas> "Spectreon, the Spirit Pokemon."
  61. Oct 22 17:03:04 <DamienLunas> "Spectreon is an omnivorous creature whose diet includes rhubarb, kangaskhan, souls, scrap metal, and tiny tiny cakes."
  62. Oct 22 17:03:19 <Hope> "...Oh dear."
  63. Oct 22 17:03:23 <Hope> "That can't be right at all."
  64. Oct 22 17:03:28 <DamienLunas> <But I do like tiny cakes.>
  65. Oct 22 17:03:29 <Hope> "When did it start doing this?"
  66. Oct 22 17:03:57 <DamienLunas> <I've never tried those other things though...>
  67. Oct 22 17:03:57 <Mira> "When I evolved Poryanna. I thought I'd see if she coudl interface with my Pokedex."
  68. Oct 22 17:04:16 <Mira> "Rhubarb's kind of gross, don't worry about it."
  69. Oct 22 17:04:23  Mira pats Ainfean.
  70. Oct 22 17:04:44 <Hope> (Any of my pokemon in particular you'd like to scan?)
  71. Oct 22 17:05:25 <Hope> (Umbreon, Glaceon, Butterfree, Vespiquen, Dragonite, Starmie, Carracosta, Voodoom, Dwebble)
  72. Oct 22 17:06:00 <Mira> (Starmie and dwebble :3c)
  73. Oct 22 17:06:04 <Mira> (any you want scanned?)
  74. Oct 22 17:06:14 <Hope> She takes out Galix and Clixie, as well as Nix.
  75. Oct 22 17:06:33 <Hope> (Starmie, Dwebble, Dragonite, go. :3c)
  76. Oct 22 17:06:42 <Hope> She lets Kumiho stay out.
  77. Oct 22 17:06:42 <DamienLunas> "Starmie, the Mysterious Pokemon."
  78. Oct 22 17:07:53 <DamienLunas> "Starmie's core is used to send mysterious signals into the night sky. It has been determined that they do so to provide coordinates for vampires to fire their moon lasers."
  79. Oct 22 17:08:08 <Hope> (Goddammit Dr McNinja)
  80. Oct 22 17:08:29 <Hope> "At this point, that one actually sounds plausible."
  81. Oct 22 17:08:36 <Hope> "If I didn't think Cresselia would object to it."
  82. Oct 22 17:08:40  Arthur is walking by with Lev out (as always). "I'm sorry what."
  83. Oct 22 17:08:46 <Arthur> "...Yeah she wouldn't be WHAT."
  84. Oct 22 17:08:46 <DamienLunas> "Dwebble, the Rock Inn Pokemon."
  85. Oct 22 17:09:26 <Hope> (That is an interesting species name)
  86. Oct 22 17:09:44  Mira scans Lev since he's there :B
  87. Oct 22 17:09:50 <DamienLunas> "Dwebble's rock contains a continental breakfast, hot tub, and brothel. But due to its exorbitant prices, no other creature has ever been able to stay in it."
  88. Oct 22 17:10:01 <Hope> "This..."
  89. Oct 22 17:10:21 <DamienLunas> "Dragonite, the Dragon Pokemon."
  90. Oct 22 17:10:30 <Hope> She starts laughing. "This has GOT to be someone's idea of a joke. I wonder if Poryanna has a sense of humor."
  91. Oct 22 17:11:43 <DamienLunas> "Dragonite has intelligence on par with people. It uses this intelligence to guide crews of shipwrecks into volcanos. It is thought to have sadism on par with people as well."
  92. Oct 22 17:11:49 <Mira> "Maybe? I don't think she did it, though."
  93. Oct 22 17:11:56 <Mira> (oih god dragonite is xenu)
  94. Oct 22 17:12:17 <Mira> (do you have a list of these or are you making them up off the top of your head)
  95. Oct 22 17:12:28 <Hope> "That one wasn't as funny." She considers.
  96. Oct 22 17:12:31 <DamienLunas> "Gallade, the Blade Pokemon."
  97. Oct 22 17:13:10 <DamienLunas> "Only Males can become gallade, as the female gender has absolutely no sense of honor."
  98. Oct 22 17:13:31 <Arthur> "Where did you get that thing."
  99. Oct 22 17:13:48 <Mira> "Happened when I evolved Poryanna."
  100. Oct 22 17:13:57  Mira makes a face at the Pokedex. :T
  101. Oct 22 17:14:07 <Hope> "These entries are pure quality." she rolls her eyes, then chuckles.
  102. Oct 22 17:14:14 <DamienLunas> (scan poryanna?)
  103. Oct 22 17:14:15 <Mira> "Hey Hope, can I borrow Manaphy for a second?"
  104. Oct 22 17:14:20 <Mira> (after this)
  105. Oct 22 17:14:28 <Hope> (I thought that was the first one she scanned)
  106. Oct 22 17:14:31 <Hope> "Oh, okay."
  107. Oct 22 17:14:37 <Hope> She opens up Manaphy's ball.
  108. Oct 22 17:15:02 <DamienLunas> "Hey guys, what's everyone doing?"
  109. Oct 22 17:15:14 <Arthur> "I'm not really sure."
  110. Oct 22 17:15:22 <Hope> "Come on out, Prince! Mira's pokedex is being weird, so we're scanning a bunch of pokemon into it."
  111. Oct 22 17:15:30 <Mira> "My pokedex is doing weird things, so I'm playing around with it."
  112. Oct 22 17:15:35  Mira scans Manaphy.
  113. Oct 22 17:16:01 <DamienLunas> "Manaphy, the Seafaring Pokemon."
  114. Oct 22 17:16:25 <DamienLunas> "Manaphy has complete control over water. It is exceptionally skilled at making girls wet."
  115. Oct 22 17:16:35 <Mira> (oh you)
  116. Oct 22 17:16:49 <DamienLunas> Manaphy just sputters looking shocked
  117. Oct 22 17:16:50 <Hope> "Pffffff-"
  118. Oct 22 17:17:03 <Mira> "...You okay, Manaphy?"
  119. Oct 22 17:17:19 <Arthur> "AHAHAHAHA:
  120. Oct 22 17:17:24 <DamienLunas> "T-T-That wasn't funny!" D:
  121. Oct 22 17:17:27 <Arthur> (You have to be getting these somewhere)
  122. Oct 22 17:17:56 <Mira> "It's okay, Manaphy. It's just a crazy pokedex reading."
  123. Oct 22 17:18:17 <Hope> (This is just damien being damien)
  124. Oct 22 17:18:45 <Hope> "Did you scan Poryanna yet?" =O
  125. Oct 22 17:18:50  zoofman ([email protected]) has joined #TurfWars
  126. Oct 22 17:20:11 <Mira> "Nope. Lemme try."
  127. Oct 22 17:20:19  Mira calls out Poryanna and scans her.
  128. Oct 22 17:20:52 <DamienLunas> "Porygon-Z, the Virtual Pokemon."
  129. Oct 22 17:21:09 <DamienLunas> "Porygon-Z is a good pokemon, with many friends."
  130. Oct 22 17:21:18 <Arthur> "...I wonder."
  131. Oct 22 17:21:26 <DamienLunas> "Porygon-Z is a smart pokemon, whose insights are relevant."
  132. Oct 22 17:21:48 <Mira> "Hm."
  133. Oct 22 17:21:58 <DamienLunas> "Porygon-Z is not defective. Its ideas are wholly accurate and very interesting."
  134. Oct 22 17:22:14 <Mira> "Well, you're certainly not defective."
  135. Oct 22 17:22:21 <Hope> "They're 'interesting', Poryanna but I don't know about accurate." :<
  136. Oct 22 17:22:32 <DamienLunas> "You could stand to lose a few pounds."
  137. Oct 22 17:22:56 <DamienLunas> Nix growls, <GIVE ME THAT.>
  138. Oct 22 17:23:02 <Hope> "See? Completely inaccurate." she says. :B She ain't even mad.
  139. Oct 22 17:23:12 <Mira> "Err."
  140. Oct 22 17:23:14 <Hope> "Hold on, Nix, don't break her pokedex." D=
  141. Oct 22 17:23:17  Mira hides behind Hope.
  142. Oct 22 17:23:24 <Arthur> "What next?"
  143. Oct 22 17:24:48 <Mira> "Hopefully Nix not killing me."
  144. Oct 22 17:24:54 <Hope> "Don't worry."
  145. Oct 22 17:25:05 <DamienLunas> Nix settles for glaring at the pokedex.
  146. Oct 22 17:25:32  Mira decides putting the pokedex away for now would be a good idea.
  147. Oct 22 17:25:51 <Hope> "He's protective. Poryanna's little, er.. modification may need to be fixed sometime if you want that pokedex to be useful again though."
  148. Oct 22 17:26:11 <Hope> She doesn't know it was a result of theme settings, of course.
  149. Oct 22 17:27:05 <Mira> "I kinda like it the way it is."
  150. Oct 22 17:27:10 <Mira> "It's a pokedex that tells jokes!"
  151. Oct 22 17:28:05 <Hope> "Hah... well if you want to keep it that way, okay."
  152. Oct 22 17:28:56 <Hope> "Er, should probably get going..."
  153. Oct 22 17:29:05 <Hope> "That was interesting. I'll see you all later."
  154.  
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