(NN) A visit from Purple 2.0

>Be Norman
>Get a text from Sunset Shimmer that Purple needs some help
>Get to school at night
"Yo Shitter!"
>"Hey loser."
>Both of you stand in front of the statue of the school
"So when is Purple getting here?"
>"Oh, Princess Twilight isn't coming here. She's sending her student over for a vacation."
>What is this some kind of foreign exchange program?
"Okay, then why am I here?"
>"My apartment is pretty small and she mentioned that your house is pretty big with a guest bedroom. Also that your parents will welcome any girl that comes into the door."
>That fucking Purple cunt, still a pest even in another universe.
"Fuck that"
>"Come on, you know you miss her. It's another horse girl from another universe, you and Flash seem like big fans of us."
"Purple is annoying and you're a cunt."
>Sunset pinches your cheek.
>"Only to you beanie boy."
>You smack her hand away
"Stop it"
>She just giggles as she reads some book
>"Oh, she's on her way!"
>You look up at the sky expecting for some portal to open up
"So how does Purple get here?"
>Sunset points to the statue
>"Ever wondered why the broken statue hasn't been fixed?"
>A girl with a beanie, a black vest, and ripped jeans pops out from the base
>"Woah! Umph!"
>She falls face flat and gets up on all four
>"Hey Starlight, need some help?"
>Sunset gives a hand to the girl who takes a moment to stand up
>"Thanks Sunset... Hi."
>She waves at you
"Yo."
>A dufflebag pops out from the portal and smacks her from behind. She falls towards you and you catch her
>"Oh, sorry"
"It's fine"
>Sunset is smirking
>"Don't fall for her like Flash now"
"Shut up Shimmer!"
>The horse girls picks up her bag and stands there
>"So Princess Twilight said I was staying with Norman"
>"Yep, don't worry his family is very nice."
>You stick your hand out
"Pass me your bag, I'll carry it for you"
>She gives you her dufflebag, its pretty empty
>"Thanks, Norman. By the way I'm Starrlight Glimmer"
>Wait that name sounds pretty close to Sunset
1/x

"So... You have Sunset. SHIMMER. Then there is TWILIGHT. And now there is you-"
>You point to the new Purple horse girl
"-Starlight Glimmer."
>She nods
"Are you horse people all related to Names ending with -Immer and having Lights in them."
>Sunset scoffs
>"Like you should say anything Norman NORMAL, best friends with Nolan North and Adam Atom."
>Oh shit, she is having a point
>"By the way, have you met Nick Napalm and Pete Pasta? How about Bulk Biceps? There is also-"
>A loud of boom of lightening strikes close by
"Wow that was close..."
>You still feel a chill from how a lot of people have names that sound like comic book characters
>"Yeah, I'm gonna head home. Hey Starlight, if you need anything just have Norman text me."
>"Bye Sunset!"
>Both girls give each other a hug
"See ya later bacon demon"
>"Ah, love you too Norman"
>Sunset sees the purple girl's shocked look and Sunset blushes
>"Ah, its not like that, we just have this banter thing and I use bully him, and stuffed him a locker and one time I got stuffed inside in a locker-and-and just you know what. I'm gonna go, but yeah it's not like that Glimmer. Haha... See ya later asshole."
>She directs that last sentence to you with annoyance. The confused horse girl looks at you
"Yeah, no we kind of hate each other... But we get along. Frenemies."
>Sunset hops on a bike and puts her helmet on. She rides away on her loud motorcycle. You feel a drop of water on your nose.
"Yeah, lets go uhhh"
>You didn't forget her name, you just wanted to seem like a dick. Best this Purple girl knows who is in charge
>"It's Starlight Glimmer"
"Calling you Purple 2.0"
>You'll never admit how fun it is calling someone by a color
>"Princess Twilight did tell me how much you enjoy calling people by the color of their skin"
"I'm a melting pot of friendship"
2/x

>You toss her bag into the trunk of your station wagon and open the passenger door for her
"Hop in, its called a car."
>"Ah, yes these mechanical wagons driven by a combustible engine-"
"Just get in."
>She shuts up and sits down in the seat.
"Yep, Purple 2.0"
>You get in the car and turn it on
>"I'm so excited, I think it's amazing what you guys have invented."
>Is this going to be a whole car ride?
>"I hope you get to see an air-plane in the sky. Back in Equestria we travel by zeppelins and hot air balloons. Now Princess Twilight did say you had trains as well, but faster than ours and bigger!"
>Sounds like her on her first day, Purple wouldn't shut up about everything she saw
"Hey want to play the quiet game?"
>"Oh, was I talking too much? Sorry I'm usually not like this, but last time I was here I got excited to see everything."
>She plays with her thumbs
>"It's interesting, everything. I'm glad I got a chance to spend here for a week."
>A week with a horse girl, the Normal house is going to be lively again. You wonder if you can teach her how to play video games
"Well there it is, Casa De Normal"
>"Oh you speak Donxican?"
"What?"
>Purple 2.0 clears her throat
>"Hola Norman, yo soy Starlight Glimmer de Equestria. Como estas?"
"You guys got Spanish in Horseland?"
>New purple seems confused
>"I'm taking a guess that Donxican is Spanish in this world?"
"And I'm making a guess its spoken by Donkeys in your world?"
>"Yeah."
>What kind of racist ass shit is that? What the hell Faust?
"Yeah, don't bring that up in this world. Ever. It's Spanish and you speak it, got it?"
>"Yo entiendo señor"
>You turn off the car
"Good lets go inside"
>You wonder how your parents are going to react this time. The girl follows you to your front door and you unlock it
"Mom! Dad! I'm back... And I brought a friend!"
>You told them not to be surprised if Purple came back.
>"Oh Twilight came back for that promised visit?"
>"Somebody say Royal Grandchildren!"
3/x

>Fucking mom, making things awkward.
"Ignore that, please."
>Your parents come out from wherever they were at. Dad was in the den while mom was in kitchen.
>"Oh, that's not Princess Twilight..."
>Your mom looks sad. But dad still looks happy.
>"And who is your friend, Norman?"
"Mom and Dad, this Starlight Glimmer. SHe's Twilight's friend from her world. Sent her out here for a small vacation. Is it okay if she stays here?"
>"So you can say my name!"
>Your parents look at each other and nod.
>Both: "Sure, that's fine."
>New Purple pulls out a small cloth bag from the dufflebag
>"Here are some bits, Princess Twilight says while they have value here. So as a thank you and payment for letting me stay here, here you go."
>Your parents open the bag and count fifty gold coins.
>"You're always welcome to visit us too Starlight!"
>Both of them hug her, your dad tosses her dufflebag into your arms.
>"Norman take her bag upstairs, say Starlight Glimmer by any chance are you royalty as well?"
>You roll your eyes and take the bag up to the guest bedroom. It's been awhile since you were here,
>The closet still has some clothes Purple left behind, Shimmer can borrow them if she needs it.
>"Norman! Join us for dinner!"
>Quickly you head down into the dinning room and see everybody sitting down. You sit next new Purple and see she's sitting in the same spot as the last one.
"All right, I'm here."
>Your mom already knowing what her diet will be is passing whatever is not meat to her. Salad, cream of mushroom soup, and the spaghetti without Nana Norah's meatballs.
>With skill, your mother splits the meatball evenly with the three of you, new Purple took a lot of salad. Good, you're not a fan of salads really.
"Thanks for the meal mom."
>You chomp on the old family recipe meatball and cherish the taste of the Normal Family's Recipe.
"Is good."
4/x

>"Yeah Mrs. Normal, this salad tastes amazing!"
>Your mom hands your dad his portion of the leftover spaghetti
>"Glad you like it, don't worry about being a vegetarian. I know a lot of recipes thanks to when Princess Twilight lived here."
>Your dad slurps some pasta and asks your guest a question. One you didn't think to ask and should have from the start
>"Hey Starlight, you're not like Twilight and going to do rituals and dark magic in your room are you? Took forever to get that goat blood out of the carpet."
>New Purple looks shocked at old Purple's antics
>"Uhm no, nothing like that. I'm just here to learn about your world, I'm quite excited to spectate Norman in his favorite past time. Playing Virtual War Simulations on his television. Do you mind?"
"Only if you don't shut up."
>Once dinner was over new Purple followed you to your room.
>"Remember Norman, keep the door open."
"Yeah, mom."
>"And if you do son, let me know if you need Plan B."
>Dammit Dad, luckily new Purple doesn't know what your dad was referring to.
>"So you sit in front of the television and turn on an electrical device."
"Yep, just watch and learn."
>You turn on your xbox and select to play Call of Duty. You have your remote in your hand and ready to kill.
"I usually play with a headset, but I figured you'll have some questions."
>You start a game and show her your controls.
"Moves the guy, makes the jump, run, switch weapons, shoots weapons, throw grenade, throw a tactical, and gives you the menu to leave. Which I never do, I always finish a game."
>You show off your skill as you explain to her the brief history of world war two.
"This is all for fun, we wouldn't do this in real life, but no one is really getting hurt. So that's why we play this, a little competitive fun."
>"I see, watch out for the guy coming around the corner. He was down this path twice."
5/x

>Just like she said some guy with a shotgun tries to blast you, but you pop his head before you got the second pump in.
"Good looking out, I'm liking this new Purple."
>She sits down next to you and takes in everything. What each guns does, what kind of damage they do, the grenades impact on the player and surroundings, and the strategies of moving around the map
"Say you wanna try?"
>"Yeah, I would love to."
>You take her off online drop her in a local game filled with bots. Can't have her mess up that k/d.
"So just move around the map and get a feel of it, feel how your player moves and how the gun recoils in your hand."
>She is all over the place like a new payer. Purple herself didn't find the game interesting but the story of the game and the actual history in the text books.
"You can climb these ladders, just push forward."
>After a few hours of playing, you feel the first yawn of the night.
"Oh boy, I'm starting to get tired."
>New Purple shows you her red fingertips.
>"Not quite use to this, but I think I got the hang of it."
"I think I'm gonna watch a movie and then hit the bed."
>"Mind if I watch it with you? Princess Twilight told me how you have cinemas in these television sets."
"Yeah, let me get some chips and soda."
>Quietly you go downstairs and grab everything as planned. Just in case you grab a waterbottle from the pantry.
>You go upstairs and find Purple 2.0 under a blanket.
>She looks comfy. You select a simple movie of rom com with Micheal Cera as a bumbling college student who is weird and an idiot and Anna Kendrick who is his classmate and love interest.
>About halfway through the movie, new Purple knocks out next to you. It almost feels like a date, but it feels like more of those nights the old Purple spent here with you.
>At the end once Micheal Cera hooks up with Anna Kendrick and the film with an awkward kiss. You pick up the sleeping girl and place her on your bed.
6/x

>You shut off the t.v. and turn off the lights. Quietly you pick up the empty waterbottle, soda can, and bag of chips. You chug the soda she refused and toss it with the other recyclables.
>No one has messaged you since Shimmer did today.
>You head to the couch and sleep on the chaise.

>Next morning you wake up with Starlight sitting next to you reading a book. She's wearing a blue plaid sun dress.
>"Good morning Norman! Sorry i took your bed from you."
"Sup, no problem Purple."
>You get up and go to your room to change. It's the weekend and it's suppose to be hot today so you wear a tee-shirt and cargo shorts.
"So you're meeting up with anybody?"
>"No clue."
>She shrugs
>You check your phone and see a message from Sunset.
>"Hey Butthead, I have shift today at the sushi restaurant can you drop off Glimmer around 3? Thanks!"
>You reply back with a simple "k"
>She hates those.
"Looks like you're stuck with me until 3."
>Its noon, damn you slept long.
"Did you eat breakfast?"
>"Yeah, your mother made some delicious pancakes."
>You peak into the kitchen and see a cling-wrapped plate.
"Oh she left me some, sweet."
>You head to the kitchen to eat, Glimmer stays in the living room reading that book. By the looks of it its the book Purple left with her scribbling of human history.
>Once you're down you see its half hour until 1.
"Having fun Glimmer?"
>"Oh yeah, its quite interesting the knowledge Princess Twilight left behind. Your world is quite remarkable, so much technological advancement... So much potential."
"Yeah, too bad we're dumb and we mess up from time to time."
>"With some of this knowledge we could advance ponykind... Why are we not borrowing this knowledge?"
>There was one night Purple kept mumbling about this same question.
7/x

"A while ago old Purple came back for a quick visit to help out the Rainbooms... She slept here for a night and was in deep thought when my parents gave a go phone. She was talking to her self thinking what Principal Celes-Princess Celestia said to her how our technology would drastically change your world's fate. But she kept the phone, its for her to use whenever she's here in our world."
>Glimmer looks at you thinking.
>"I see, well first hand I already seen what changing someone's fate or history can do."
>She sits down and hangs her head in shame.
>"I still have a lot to learn! Ugh This is why I'm still her student!"
>Student?
"Purple teaching Purple, that's crazy."
>You check the time and see its 1.
"Wanna play some more Call of Duty?"
>She salutes you.
>"Private Glimmer reporting for duty."
>Gosh that's cute. Fucking Purple girls.
"Yeah just follow me upstairs."
>Both of you run up the stairs and go into your bedroom. You set an alarm for 2:30 so you won't forget to take Glimmer to Shimmer.
>After coaching Glimmer, she actually looks like a decent player. She can't shoot but she's pretty good at reading the enemy.
>The alarm goes off and you tell Shimmer it's time for you to drop her off. When you both get off your bed, Glimmer points to a picture you took with Chloe at the Fall Formal.
>"Who's that girl?"
"That's my cousin Chloe, she's really smart and can be dorky, but she's really nice."
>"Do you call her Purple too?"
"No, actually whats funny is that growing up i don't remember her being purple. To be honest I think there is something wrong with this town. If noticed from the movies and my game people aren't normally colored. I brought it up and people thought I was racist. My parents and I drink from bottled waters and have jugs delivered here. We even put fitlers in our showers to be safe. We're livinglike we're in Flint Michigan"
>Glimmer looks confused.
"Yeah, lets just go."
>You grab her hand lead her to your car.
8/x

>You open the door for her and she hops in. Quickly you drive to the mall and let her play with the radio.
>"Your music is pretty different from ours."
>She stops on a Green Day song.
>"Oh now this reminds me the underground songs I use to listen back at home."
>By the end of the song you park the call and turn it off the engine.
"Well we're here. I'll take you to go hang out with Sunset Shimmer. Please avoid fighting monsters, I know how you horse girls love calling trouble."
>"Trust me I avoid them, but sometimes you just have to play hero."
>She shrugs and gets out of the car. Both of you go inside and you take her the Sushi restaurant.
>Outside the restaurant you see Shimmer already out of uniform and in her regular clothes.
>"Hey Glimmer! Hey Norman!"
>She hugs the purple girl.
"Well I'll see ya girls later."
>"Bye Norman!"
>"Hey Norman, I'll text you when it's time ti pick her up."
>Fuck that
"You got a bike, just drop her off. Think of it as a learning experience for her while visiting. The magic of motorcycles."
>And with that you walk away with an eye rolling Shim Sham.

>Later that night, outside you hear the roar of a bike.
>You get up knowing it's Sunset dropping off Glimmer. As you go down the stairs they ring the doorbell.
"Coming!"
>Sunset and Glimmer stand there looking tired.
"Hey now young man, I told you to bring my daughter at nine. It's currently 11-"
>Shimmer shuts you up and walks in with Glimmer following her.
>"So tired to rebuttal... Norman I'm staying here. Glimmer and I can share a bed."
>You get lewd thoughts but brush them away.
"Sure, you know my folks don't mind."
>Glimmer lays down on the couch while Sunset sits in your dad's chair.
>Speaking of your dad, here he comes down the stairs.
>"Oh wow, more girls Norman? What will the neighbors think?"
>He pats your back and goes into the kitchen.
>"Make your self at home ladies!"
"What did you girls do today?"
>Sunset looks at you from her phone
9/x

>"Went to the city, showed her down town and all of the art we have. Showed her the small similarities of our worlds."
"That's it?"
>Starlight nods.
>"Yep, so much information."
"Well I'm going upstairs to my room."
>You go up to go back to playing some Call of Duty. During a match you hear the girls finally come up and head to the guest bedroom.
>Sunset walks into your room, and crawls over your bed not to block your view.
>"I'm borrowing a shirt and some shorts for pajamas. Don't turn around."
>You hear her shuffle through your closet for clothes. You can hear her undressing and see her silhouette on the t.v.
>There's an audible gulp as you see her reflection bend.
>She finishes changing and sits next to you in an old black tee and your extra gym shorts.
>"I'm surprised you didn't peak, thanks for lending me clothes."
"Sure, its cool."
>Sunset looks at you play a quick match of gun game.
>"You just spawn kill everybody?"
"It's a legitimate strategy"
>You hear someone walking the halls and see a naked Glimmer
"Woah!"
>Sunset shields your eyes from the purple nude.
>"Glimmer! I told you that you could use the sweats in the closet!"
>"It's too hot for that!"
"Look new Purple, old Purple should have told you that we wear clothes ALL THE TIME."
>"Starlight, grab these red shorts that say Philly and put on that t-shirt."
>After some time Sunset stops covering your eyes and you see Starlight looking embarrassed.
>"I'm sorry Norman."
"It's fine, I'm not offended."
>Thanks for the view honestly
>It'll be boring taking turns so you have an idea to bring out your extra xbox.
"All right ladies, I think it's time we fight off some zombies! New Purple you guys have zombies in horseland?"
>"Zombies? Yeah we have tales of the4 undead eating pony flesh."
"Okay, let me get everything ready.."
>You dig out your extra old Xbox One and connect it to the monitor you use for your desktop. You hand the girls your extra controllers and turn on the extra xbox.
10/x

>It was simple to link up the Xboxes and make a private local game. You know for sure Shimmer knows how to play since you've seen her buy Tirek's Revenge.
"Okay, starting game. This one is little different from what you've seen Purple."
>You're playing as Dempsey, Shimmer is Nikolai, and new Purple is Richtofen.
"So I'm an American, Shimmer is a drunk Russian, and new Purple is a Nazi... All right let make it to Round 30 at least."
>"I really like this outfit, it screams authority."
>Glimmer admires Richtofen's Nazi Uniform while Shimmer is knifing her and giving her the view of her avatar.
"Okay, lets do this."
>At about Round 15, new Purple started to freak you out with her enthusiasm. At one point she was copying Richtofen's excitement for blood.
>"YES! THE BLOOD OF THE FALLEN! HAHA! NO UNDEAD SHALL BE LEFT ALIVE! That's quite a contradiction... DIE!"
>Shimmer was busy hogging all the points and just being in the way of your trains of zombies.
>"Watch out Norman!"
"You watch out Sunset! Messing up my trains of zombies"
>In the end you made it to Round 25, new Purple got killed after getting seperated. With her death everything went to shit once you revied her.
"Dammit, its a lost cause!"
>After she went down for the third time, you and Shimmer left her behind to die.
>"Okay, we got this!"
>Sunset go stuck around a corner and killed herself witht he ray gun
>Scrubs!
>And you got bored and let them eat you.
"Fuck it!"
>You see Glimmer looking upset.
"Well that was fun."
>"I'm sorry for dying guys."
>"It's fine Glimmer, you did pretty good for your first time."
"Yeah, prop to you Purple."
>Glimmer cheers up and thanks you.
>"Well thanks to you Norman for teaching me well."
"Yeah, I'm pretty good at this."
>It's 2 in the morning and Sunday is tomorrow.
"I'm going to bed."
>The girls leave your room and you shut the door to undress and slip into some shorts.
11/x

>After changing into the only clean shorts you had which are a pair of small shorts from your days at middle school.
"Fucking horse girls."
>You slip underneath your bed sheets and doze off right away.
>Late at night you feel the urge to pee.
>You get up and walk to the bathroom. After you drain your tank and you decide to peak into the guest bedroom to see if they're actually asleep and not doing some horse girl ritual.
>The door is cracked a little open so peak in, both girls are hugging the rolled up bedsheet between them. You can see Sunset's underboob, she has birthmark there.
>You quietly go back to bed.
12/x

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