FLUTTERRAPE TRAINING STORY

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BqudFzGh3b

>Welcome aboard!
>If you're reading this story, then let me be the first to say, "Congratulations!"
>You've recently decided to write for the Flutterrape general on /mlp/ and this is your official training!
"Can I make a good story now?"
>Oh no, you've got a lot to learn before your story is good enough to be noticed as actual writing.
>As you probably know, you are currently in one of the most persistant generals in /mlp/.
>But it didn't get that way overnight.
>Because that's when the thread is fucking dead kiddo.
>The story of Flutterrape is a story of a bunch of people who continued to write stories even though not many people liked them.
>They were all about rape.


FROM RAPEY BEGINNINGS:

>You may think Flutterrape started off as a bunch of comedic oneshots that no one could possibly remember for the sake of their life.
>And you're right!
>After the scruffening, Flutterrape went through a terrible change of pace and lost more than half of its writers.
>But then Flutterrape's luck changed when bushels of people found it breathing once again.
>With a few minor changes in policy and quality of work, Flutterrape was reborn.
>Sounds like a lot of-
>"Fuck me!"
>Eh, sounds like a lot of-
>"Fuck me!"
>SOUNDS like a-
>"Fuck me!"
[spoiler]Turns and throws a dildo at Fluttershy's cooter[/spoiler]
>Sounds like a lot of fuck me to go around for just one pony, right?
>Heh, WRONG!


FLUTTERRAPE TODAY:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02cS2ODT0AM
>To keep up with today's demanding anons, writers have been trying their hardest to come up with original ideas that aren't shit.
[spoiler]To Flutterpriest holding Fluttershy upside down by the tail.[/spoiler]
>"This here is a rapist!"
[spoiler]Slasher holds Sweetie Belle in his arms, petting her mane like that evil fucker that spins around in that chair all slow like.[/spoiler]
>"This is a filly! We have them rape us sometimes."
[spoiler]Nebulus squeezes a cloud in his hand, causing it to pour down on one spot under him.[/spoiler]
>"Here is your massive concentration of comedy, standard of Flutterrape!"
[spoiler]Jibber holds a scythe.[/spoiler]
>"This here is your daily dose of feels."
[spoiler]AiE stands a few feet away, glaring menacingly.[/spoiler]
>"Don't forget about the fact that we fucking HATE you."
[spoiler]Back to Flutterrape standing there with her arms crossed[/spoiler]
>"Now are you going to write something or shitpost? There's a rule against shitposting that we don't follow but will get mad at."

>All of these things seem a little overwhelming, don't they?
>Well luckily for you, Flutterrape's fear of never having any writers will always give you a second chance to write something if you dun goofed, son.
>But if all these things help build the body of Flutterrape, then the writers are the intestines that help carry the shitposting out of it.
>Let's see if you've got what it takes.
>Hmmm...
>Borderline autistic...
>Basic grammar abilities...
>And a smile that says "I came here to fuck bitches and write horserape!"
>You've got what it takes to become a good writefag, [INSERT YOUR NAME HERE]!
>But for every good writefag, there is one that is not so good.
[spoiler]Camera pans to a writer as he plays Minecraft right after telling the thread he is writing.[/spoiler]
>Let's see...
>Scratching his balls...
>Not writing, lying to his few fans.
>Look carefully at the sign he just made in the game that says "I really should be writing right now."
>There's a name we give to writers like this.
>But we'll call him Swift M0nkey.
>"I'm getting attention by doing this, right lurking anons?"
>"Sorry, can't hear ya."


TRAINING:

"Does this mean I get to write a good story now?"
>No, you can't make a good story without understanding the phrase: RAPE.
"Rape?"
>Once you understand RAPE, you'll understand your place in Flutterrape.
>But what does RAPE mean?"
>It's actually a carefully organized code.
>Look closely.
>Rampaging.
>Aggressive.
>Penetration.
>Everyday.
"Ohhh! RAPE!"
>Looks like Mr/Ms/Mrs [INSERT YOUR NAME HERE] understands RAPE.
[spoiler]Pan to a man sitting in a room looking at his computer.[/spoiler]
>Here's a regular lurker.
>Wondering what he wants?
>Well, if you just remember RAPE, then you can figure it out!
>"I'd like to read-"
>Do you think he'd like to read:
>A. 50 Shades of Gae.
>B. Crusty cunt flakes.
>C. Rape.
>"-some rape please."
>Ahh RAPE, you never let us down!
>Now that you understand RAPE, I bet you think you're ready to write a good story!
"Rape story! I can't wait!"
>Not so fast, Eager McNigger!
>We haven't even talked about...


STORY SPECIFICATIONS:

>Every writer of the Flutterrape thread must make something original in their own way so they can impress those who read it.
>Okay Mr/Ms/Mrs [INSERT YOUR NAME HERE], are you ready to prepare your original story?
>A good writer makes sure an idea has not been taken.
>Find an idea no one has used.
>And don't forget the rape.
>Might want to run it through a few other writers.
>Alright, let's see that story outline!
[spoiler] [INSERT YOUR NAME HERE] stands there looking angered at the fact that what he/she/it wrote was merely an outline that needs to be improved upon.[/spoiler]
>Now you're on to something!
>After making sure your idea is something people will like...
>Your story has no grammatical errors...
>And your story's sentence structure is easy enough to read.
>Your preparation is complete!
>Now let's see how Swift M0nkey prepares for his stories.
[spoiler]Camera pans over to Swift M0nkey who cups his hand over his bum and farts, lifting it up to smell it.[/spoiler]
>Remember!
>No writer wants to be a Swift M0nkey!
>Now that your outline is ready, I bet you think you're ready to start writing!
"Yeah! I'm ready! I'M SO FUCKING READY!"
>Whoa there, we still have a few more topics to cover first.


YOUR WORK STATION:

>It's important to keep your writing area clean and free of things that might distract you.
>But a clean writing place is only a part of the job.
>To make the vision of your story in your head a reality, you'll need supplies.
>A good writer always keeps his supplies well organized.
[spoiler] [INSERT YOUR NAME HERE] walks over to his computer and opens the empty file labeled "Stories" and turns to the camera with a smile.[/spoiler]
>Very nice organizational skills Mr/Ms/Mrs [INSERT YOUR NAME HERE]!
>Now let's see how Swift M0nkey keeps his work station.
[spoiler]Camera pans over to Swift M0nkey who is sleeping next to a pile of crusted tissue papers with a magazine labeled "Chimps XXX" on his head.[/spoiler]
>Don't worry Swift M0nkey, [INSERT YOUR NAME HERE] can write for you.
>Now that your writing area is up and ready for use, perhaps you think you're ready to make your amazing story!
"PLEASE!"
>Hah, calm down, there's plenty of time left!
>We have to make sure you're ready for the psychological aspect of the job.


RECEIVING CRITICISM:

[spoiler] [INSERT YOUR NAME HERE] walks into Flutterrape and shoots the premise of his/her/its story out to see if it is worth it. Someone replies, saying "10/10 it was shit - IGN."[/spoiler]
>Good job Mr/Ms/Mrs [INSERT YOUR NAME HERE]!
"Can I write my fucking story now-"
>And now we move from behind the scenes to the front lines where we'll examine the most important reason for writing.
>The reader.
[spoiler]In comes a random anon.[/spoiler]
>Or as we like to say, the raper!
>"Who said that? Are you a ghost? Driver?"
>Like precious semen in testicles, the readers are what keeps the Flutterrape general staying alive.
[spoiler]Random anon runs over to Swift M0nkey.[/spoiler]
>"Swift! Your thread is dying!"
>"Are you going to request three items or will I have to use my brain to write?"
>"Uh... How about an um..."
[spoiler]The anon cannot think of an item and just stares forward, confused. Swift claps his hands in front of the anon's face.[/spoiler]
>"Anon! Go shitpost somewhere else!"
>No no no, M0nkey.
>Remember what Flutterrape says.
>"The rape is never consensual."
>"The ominous voice is right Swift. You're not being a very good writer."
>"Fine! May I please have three items to make a story?"
>"Okay, use a... Uh... Ummmmmmmmm-"
[spoiler]Swift glares angrily at the anon for not allowing him to write a piece of shit request.[/spoiler]
>We'll check in with these two later.
>Right now it's important we discuss:


SHITSTORMS:

>Like the one spot in Rarity's asshole that isn't dripping with cum, most people in the thread consider great stories to be rare.
>And with every rare thing, there's a fucking doucebag ready to ruin it.
>So it's up to you to be the watchful eye of-What's this?
[spoiler][INSERT YOUR FAVORITE STORY HERE] is lifted off the ground by a tractor beam. Thousands of criticisms start raining down on it, causing anyone who likes it and the author to feel like shit.[/spoiler]
>It's Flutterrape's fanfiction rival, AiE!
>"Eat my powerful criticisms, shitty writers! Your dumbass thread is going down!"
>He's hurting the thread!
>What are you going to do Mr/Ms/Mrs [INSERT YOUR NAME HERE]?!
[spoiler][INSERT YOUR NAME HERE] runs around like a fucking retard flailing his arms and shouting "NUH UH IT WAS GUD" over and over again. As he/she/it runs around, Flutterrape walks over to AiE.[/spoiler]
>"You'll never get rid of me Flutterrape! Not if I shift into maximum Rainbro-drive!"
[spoiler]Rainbows flow from the back of AiE as it calls Fluttershy a shit. Flutterrape stops AiE with a hand.[/spoiler]
>"I knew I should have just filtered them."
[spoiler]Flutterrape holds the story up to her face.[/spoiler]
>"HEAR ME, FLUTTERRAPE! WE ARE BETTER THAN YOU AND NO AMOUNT OF-"
[spoiler]Flutterrape stares blankly as AiE walks out of the room whilst spouting shit about her.[/spoiler]
>And so another shitstorm is finished, all thanks to [INSERT YOUR NAME HERE].
>Let's check in on Swift M0nkey again.
[spoiler]Random anon still stands there unable to think of three items.[/spoiler]
>Psst. M0nkey.
>"Huh?"
>Just remember: RAPE.
>"Random anon, I'm going to write a rape story for you."
>"Great idea Swift!"
>"I know right! Which pony would you like it to feature?"
>"Well, I like uh... Ummmmmmmmmm-"
>Hang on there M0nkey, someone will write something to get the attention off you.

>Now that we've covered the basics of writing a story, it's time for the moment you've been waiting for!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11xT0ajmXdN
>Writing the story!
>At the center of every butthole is that little bit of poop that never goes away, which reminds you of what that hole is for.
>For Flutterrape, these are the stories!
>And now you, the faggot writer on /mlp/, the one thing that makes these stories so great.
>You'll learn the sacred techniques of how to prepare, with your very own cock...
>The gross...
>Funny...
>Feelsy...
>Rapey pleasure center that is a story!
>Are you ready?
[spoiler][INSERT YOUR NAME HERE] nods.[/spoiler]
>Are you sure?!
[spoiler][INSERT YOUR NAME HERE] viciously headbangs a nod.[/spoiler]
>Okay!
>The best way to write a story i-