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- Lighten Up
- based on The Black Keys' "Tighten Up"
- Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kH0c71-PMiY
- Instrumental: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISv6aOL0qKI
- Lyrics:
- I hated bloom
- Clear jelly doom
- PS3
- Wii, PC
- Every game
- Would hide its shame
- 'Cause it costs money
- For HD
- Bloom's free
- Can't judge if can't see
- Wee
- Demon's Souls
- Through Vaseline rolls
- Syndicate
- Smeared in it
- Lighten up
- On that glaze
- Or you'll end up
- Like well-dubbed
- Game "Haze"
- Since those days
- Thought bloom parted ways
- But remakes came
- Now HD games
- To hide old flaws
- They wrapped bloom gauze
- Can barely see
- T-P-H-D
- My eyes ache
- At Shadow's remake
- When I saw shots
- Of remade games
- "Remakes should be dead"
- I screamed each thread
- Then I thought
- And changed my aims
- I saw ahead
- When discs are shred
- Then I said:
- Remakes just aren't the issue
- Lazy fixes are to blame
- Vidya should be reissued
- Else we'll lose games
- So demand good quality
- Lighten up - not that way!
- Don't slap bloom with frivolity
- We'll play
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