What the actual fuck did I write

Well, this is awkward. Seems most of Lucius' clothes got all locked up somewhere. It's about 8am in the morning and he can't find anything to wear at this point.

Lucius: ...What is this?

Right now, Raven and Lucius are living together. Supposedly, just as friends. Well they got a rude awakening today when a certain person could be heard making music down the hall.

Raven: (Gets up) Damn it, I recognize that voice...

Lucius: We must be hallucinating, Sister Serra has no business being out in these parts.

Raven: Well this is annoying if anything. Lucius, get some damn clothes on.

Lucius: There's one problem, Lord Raven.

Raven: Well?

Lucius: They all vanished.

Raven: ...Then what the hell is in the wardrobe?

Lucius: Hmm...

And so Lucius opened the wardrobe and found...nothing he'd wear normally. Is this some kind of cruel joke? Nothing but a bunch of dresses to wear.

Lucius: Well, this is no good. Who in Saint Elimine would prank me like this?

Raven: ...

Lucius: Sister Serra, this wouldn't be your doing would it...

Before Lucius could ponder to himself any further, a knock on the door could be heard accompanied by a "Oh Lucius!"

Lucius: This isn't funny, you know

Serra: It's all in good fun. You're my vassals after all!

Lucius: I didn't sign up for this!

Raven: Me either.

Serra: Too late. Nobody else is watching, so why not do just go through this and have some fun? Well...

Lucius: Your behavior is unbecoming of your position, Sister Serra. Please, cease.

Raven: Eh, I dunno Lucius. She seems a bit broken to me.

Serra: Hey! I don't even want you two to have sex. I just want to see two guys kiss and make my day. Is it that hard?

Raven: ...

Lucius: How...

Raven: Just proved my point.

Serra: Well?

Lucius: Just this once, sister. Just this once.

Serra: Yay!!

Lucius: But I must ask that you pick an outfit for me for this. I am not exactly dressed properly for you to even be in this room.

Serra: Just put on one! They're all my dresses after all. I just want to see you two kiss.

Lucius: Err...very....well...

And so Lucius put on one of the dresses without too much thought. Once things were taken care of, Raven took Lucius as quickly as he could as the two had a wonderful passionate kiss together. In fact, Raven caught Lucius off guard with his tongue.

Serra: Whoa! Hey, I got more than I bargained for and neither of you needed to even have sex. Hehehe.

Lucius: !

Raven: Ok, I'm just going to admit it Lucius. Serra paid me to do this.

Lucius: What?!

Raven: That's why I wasn't hesitant to go through with it!

Serra: (She smirks) Don't worry. I won't tell anyone!

Lucius: Lord Raven. Why?

Raven: Had to make cash somehow you know.

Lucius: I suppose this could've been worse. Fair enough, are you satisfied with this Sister Serra?

Serra: It's perfectly fine with me!

Lucius: ...

Lucius looked frustrated for a bit. Then he looked at Serra and hugged her instead of letting anger get the best of him.

Lucius: Perhaps this is a bit odd for me to do. But I am glad to have eased your suffering, Sister Serra. You told me your secrets, you told me your difficult life. So even if that was as...lewd as it was, I hope you feel joy in all of this.

Serra: W-Why thank you, Lucius. I'm sorry I never conveyed my frustrations to you sooner!

Lucius: Now, let's drop this vassal stuff and enjoy the day together. I'm certain we can work something out to brighten your mood.

Serra: !

Raven: Heh, you know the funny part about this is I thought you were going to blow your top!

Lucius: Never. I will always seek forgiveness and forgive those who have made mistakes. We are all human after all.

And so the three enjoyed the rest of that day, because Lucius didn't really worry about all the fine details. Such a kind person!