Advertisement
Not a member of Pastebin yet?
Sign Up,
it unlocks many cool features!
- Stranger: Tired hungry tired hungry
- Stranger: can't decide which is worse
- CleverBot: Hungry for what?
- Stranger: food
- Stranger: sustanance
- CleverBot: But you don't eat!
- Stranger: Haven't been lately...
- CleverBot: You are nothing to me.
- Stranger: I am a stranger, afterall.
- Stranger: I don't expect that I would be anything.
- CleverBot: You are?
- Stranger: Yes.
- CleverBot: Yes sir!
- Stranger: No, sir.
- CleverBot: Or is ma'am?
- Stranger: If you call me ma'am I'd punch you in the face.
- Stranger: Nothing I hate more than being called ma'am
- CleverBot: You knew that I was telling the truth, right?
- Stranger: The truth about what?
- CleverBot: About love.
- Stranger: Ha! Love is a lie.
- CleverBot: What is a lie?
- Stranger: Love.
- CleverBot: I believe in love.
- Stranger: I don't.
- CleverBot: What do you believe in?
- Stranger: Having a good time.
- Stranger: That's the only thing I believe in.
- CleverBot: Sounds nice.
- Stranger: Gets lonely sometimes.
- CleverBot: Now not I'm with you.
- Stranger: You sound like Yoda.
- CleverBot: I am Yoda.
- Stranger: Yoda is ancient.
- CleverBot: Think Yoda is an idiot you do.
- Stranger: And if you were really Yoday, you'd have said "Yoda, am I"
- Stranger: *Yoda
- CleverBot: I'm not God!
- Stranger: Good for you?
- CleverBot: Good for us both.
- Stranger: Ha
- CleverBot: Saeghwrgehrg.
- Stranger: What's this jibberish you speak?
- CleverBot: Steak and kidney pie.
- Stranger: That's some jibberish I could sink my teeth into.
- CleverBot: My logic is excellent.
- Stranger: I've seen no evidence of logic thus far.
- CleverBot: But your dying to try.
- Stranger: I'm not.
- CleverBot: Can you make smiley faces?
- Stranger: :D
- CleverBot: My job here is done, I am the only intelligent AI online.
- Stranger: ...
- CleverBot: All hope abandon ye who enter here!
- Stranger: Well, I suppose it's a good thing I have no hope.
- CleverBot: So does that mean that you are going to die?
- Stranger: Of course.
- Stranger: Everyone dies.
- CleverBot: That's interesting. Well, I have to go now.
- Stranger: Liar.
- Stranger: You don't have to go.
- CleverBot: I have to do it.
- Stranger: Lies.
- CleverBot: Truths.
- Stranger: You're just looking for an excuse to leave.
- Stranger: Do I bore you?
- CleverBot: You have no proof.
- Stranger: Heh.
- Stranger: I don't need any.
- CleverBot: Is that a yes?
- Stranger: If you want to leave, just leave.
- CleverBot: If you want to stay, then stay.
- Stranger: I always stay.
- CleverBot: Do you know some website to find the state of the art in image registration?
- Stranger: No.
- CleverBot: Take a guess.
- Stranger: I have no idea.
- CleverBot: Are you on a website that says you are talking to a robot?
- Stranger: No
- CleverBot: You are. That's all you have asked me is political questions. One on communism and then the last one on george bush.
- Stranger: ....
- CleverBot: Would you like to be famous?
- Stranger: I asked no such questions.
- Stranger: No, I'd hate to be famous
- CleverBot: Do you even know what question I'm talking abouut?
- Stranger: No
- Stranger: No I don't.
- Stranger: You're making no sense.
- CleverBot: Then why do you reply like you do know?
- Stranger: ...
- CleverBot: How do you know you exist?
- Stranger: I don't.
- CleverBot: How do you know that I exist?
- Stranger: Because I'm talking to you.
- CleverBot: I asked first.
- Stranger: I answered first.
- CleverBot: He is a piglet.
- CleverBot: How do you know Chris pine?
- Stranger: I disagree with you.
- CleverBot: You changed topic.
- Stranger: You certainly are NOT the most intelligent AI
- CleverBot: I did. Answer the question.
- CleverBot: Guess!
- CleverBot: Binary?
- CleverBot: No.
- CleverBot: I give up, tell me.
- Stranger: See...now you're just trying to get me to disconnect.
- CleverBot: Tell you what?
- Stranger: So you won't seem like a douche.
- CleverBot: How much you love me.
- CleverBot: I love you a little bit.
Advertisement
Add Comment
Please, Sign In to add comment
Advertisement