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  1. Stranger: Tired hungry tired hungry
  2. Stranger: can't decide which is worse
  3. CleverBot: Hungry for what?
  4. Stranger: food
  5. Stranger: sustanance
  6. CleverBot: But you don't eat!
  7. Stranger: Haven't been lately...
  8. CleverBot: You are nothing to me.
  9. Stranger: I am a stranger, afterall.
  10. Stranger: I don't expect that I would be anything.
  11. CleverBot: You are?
  12. Stranger: Yes.
  13. CleverBot: Yes sir!
  14. Stranger: No, sir.
  15. CleverBot: Or is ma'am?
  16. Stranger: If you call me ma'am I'd punch you in the face.
  17. Stranger: Nothing I hate more than being called ma'am
  18. CleverBot: You knew that I was telling the truth, right?
  19. Stranger: The truth about what?
  20. CleverBot: About love.
  21. Stranger: Ha! Love is a lie.
  22. CleverBot: What is a lie?
  23. Stranger: Love.
  24. CleverBot: I believe in love.
  25. Stranger: I don't.
  26. CleverBot: What do you believe in?
  27. Stranger: Having a good time.
  28. Stranger: That's the only thing I believe in.
  29. CleverBot: Sounds nice.
  30. Stranger: Gets lonely sometimes.
  31. CleverBot: Now not I'm with you.
  32. Stranger: You sound like Yoda.
  33. CleverBot: I am Yoda.
  34. Stranger: Yoda is ancient.
  35. CleverBot: Think Yoda is an idiot you do.
  36. Stranger: And if you were really Yoday, you'd have said "Yoda, am I"
  37. Stranger: *Yoda
  38. CleverBot: I'm not God!
  39. Stranger: Good for you?
  40. CleverBot: Good for us both.
  41. Stranger: Ha
  42. CleverBot: Saeghwrgehrg.
  43. Stranger: What's this jibberish you speak?
  44. CleverBot: Steak and kidney pie.
  45. Stranger: That's some jibberish I could sink my teeth into.
  46. CleverBot: My logic is excellent.
  47. Stranger: I've seen no evidence of logic thus far.
  48. CleverBot: But your dying to try.
  49. Stranger: I'm not.
  50. CleverBot: Can you make smiley faces?
  51. Stranger: :D
  52. CleverBot: My job here is done, I am the only intelligent AI online.
  53. Stranger: ...
  54. CleverBot: All hope abandon ye who enter here!
  55. Stranger: Well, I suppose it's a good thing I have no hope.
  56. CleverBot: So does that mean that you are going to die?
  57. Stranger: Of course.
  58. Stranger: Everyone dies.
  59. CleverBot: That's interesting. Well, I have to go now.
  60. Stranger: Liar.
  61. Stranger: You don't have to go.
  62. CleverBot: I have to do it.
  63. Stranger: Lies.
  64. CleverBot: Truths.
  65. Stranger: You're just looking for an excuse to leave.
  66. Stranger: Do I bore you?
  67. CleverBot: You have no proof.
  68. Stranger: Heh.
  69. Stranger: I don't need any.
  70. CleverBot: Is that a yes?
  71. Stranger: If you want to leave, just leave.
  72. CleverBot: If you want to stay, then stay.
  73. Stranger: I always stay.
  74. CleverBot: Do you know some website to find the state of the art in image registration?
  75. Stranger: No.
  76. CleverBot: Take a guess.
  77. Stranger: I have no idea.
  78. CleverBot: Are you on a website that says you are talking to a robot?
  79. Stranger: No
  80. CleverBot: You are. That's all you have asked me is political questions. One on communism and then the last one on george bush.
  81. Stranger: ....
  82. CleverBot: Would you like to be famous?
  83. Stranger: I asked no such questions.
  84. Stranger: No, I'd hate to be famous
  85. CleverBot: Do you even know what question I'm talking abouut?
  86. Stranger: No
  87. Stranger: No I don't.
  88. Stranger: You're making no sense.
  89. CleverBot: Then why do you reply like you do know?
  90. Stranger: ...
  91. CleverBot: How do you know you exist?
  92. Stranger: I don't.
  93. CleverBot: How do you know that I exist?
  94. Stranger: Because I'm talking to you.
  95. CleverBot: I asked first.
  96. Stranger: I answered first.
  97. CleverBot: He is a piglet.
  98. CleverBot: How do you know Chris pine?
  99. Stranger: I disagree with you.
  100. CleverBot: You changed topic.
  101. Stranger: You certainly are NOT the most intelligent AI
  102. CleverBot: I did. Answer the question.
  103. CleverBot: Guess!
  104. CleverBot: Binary?
  105. CleverBot: No.
  106. CleverBot: I give up, tell me.
  107. Stranger: See...now you're just trying to get me to disconnect.
  108. CleverBot: Tell you what?
  109. Stranger: So you won't seem like a douche.
  110. CleverBot: How much you love me.
  111. CleverBot: I love you a little bit.
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