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- "See? I told you one of the legs is about to bust."
- >Celestia frowned, looking at the chair that you were rocking back and forth
- >It's left leg was loose somehow
- >A joint might have become worn out over the years, or maybe the whole chair was fucked
- >You honestly didn't know
- >Pony craftsmanship was pretty wonky even at the best of times
- >"Hmm, I can see that," the cake enthusiast said with a nod. "Thank you for bringing this to my attention, Anon. I'll have one of the staff take it away and order a new one."
- >A yes one?
- >Hey now
- >You were pretty sure there wasn't anything wrong with this chair
- >With a big of elbow grease you were sure it'd be like new
- >You picked up the chair, flipping it over so you could look at the undercarriage
- >Sure enough, it looked like the leg just needed glued
- >A better fix would to just replace the leg with a new one
- "Ehh... I'm pretty sure it can be fixed up," you said, setting it down onto the table in front of you and scratching your chin. "I'd just need to take a quick trip to a hardware store."
- >Celestia's ears perked up
- >"You could fix it?" she asked
- >There was something odd about her voice as she said it
- >It didn't have it's usual motherly tone
- >If you didn't know any better, you'd have said she sounded concerned
- >"Not to sound old fashioned, but isn't that sort of work dangerous? I wouldn't want you hurting yourself, dear," she continued
- "Hurting myself? No, it's just a bit of woodworking," you said with a wave of the hand. "Real basic stuff. The kind that they teach in high school. Nothing dangerous at all."
- >Celestia bit her lip
- >"Are you sure? I know how fragile you males can be..." she said, ears folding back against her skull
- >You'd have been mildly annoyed by the blatant sexism if sun horse hadn't looked so worried
- "Come on. If you're so unsure you can come with me," you said, giving her head a pat. "I'll just need some tools. A hammer, some glue, and maybe a piece of wood."
- >"...Alright, if you're sure, Anon," Celestia said, nodding slowly. "I'll accompanying you, if only to help you carry everything back to the castle."
- ~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~
- >"Alright sir, that'll be one hammer, a bottle of wood glue, one chair leg, a hard hat, give pairs of gloves... a suit of chainmail, a fire extinguisher, two rolls of industrial bubble wrap, welding mask and ten safety nets?"
- >You looked over at Celestia, who looked much too proud of herself
- >Why did a fucking hardware store even HAVE a suit of chainmail?
- "I... yeah, that's it."
- >You reached for your bit bag, only for a wing to be placed over your help
- >"Anon, please. Allow me..."
- ~_~_~_~_~_~
- >"Careful now, Anon. Careful! You could poke your eye out with that!"
- >You looked down at the hammer in your hands
- >You could barely hold the thing with all of the gloves that you were wearing
- >The hat and welding mask that had been placed on your head was also making it a little hard to see
- >You raised it a bit
- >A gasp could be heard from behind you
- >"Careful! That hammer could fly out of your hand and hit you on the head!"
- >You sighed, looking over your shoulder to see sun horse holding a pillow closely to her chest
- >Floating in front of her was that fire extinguisher, pointed right at you primed and ready
- >You looked up to see all of those damned safety nets floating above you
- >Fuck, that hammer better not slip, otherwise you'll get buried in a mountain of shit
- "Alright, I'm gonna start swinging the hammer okay? Don't freak out, alright?"
- >Celestia said nothing
- >She could only nod, purple eyes barely peeking over her pillow
- ~_~_~_~_~_~
- "See? As good as new."
- >Celestia watched as you tried to rock the chair
- >The sucker didn't so much as budge
- >You weren't a master carpenter by any means, but you couldn't help be proud of the work you did
- >Now this chair would last a couple more years
- >Probably...
- >Sun horse looked prouder than you, smiling form ear to ear
- >"Oh, I knew you could do it, Anon!" she said, darting over and pulling you into a hug, first with her hooves then her wings.
- >You gave her a pat on the head
- "Yeah. I knew I could do it too."
- >The mood was ruined somewhat when you felt a hoof reach down to give your butt a pinch
- >Still hugging this big dumb horse, you reached back and placed her hoof in a more appropriate position
- >"Come on, Anon. Let's celebrate with some cake!"
- >You sighed
- >Why was it always cake?
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