Writing - Centaur Fable

How did the centaur get its frontgina?
I imagine it’s an old Centaur fable.

>There once was a strong, handsome anon who worked and owned a farm
>He was a hard worker, but prideful and lustful
>He would enjoy himself in his holstaurs while milking, He would enjoy himself with his weresheep while shearing, He would even enjoy himself with his alurane while reaping
>He refused, however, to enjoy himself with his centaur companion
>She was his partner growing up with nary a day they didn’t see each other and hold hands
>Whenever she made advances on him, he would rebuke her,
>”I can only love someone who will hold me in their arms as they love me”
>The centaur cried for 69 days after being rejected
>This attracted the attention of many daughters of the dread lord
>They pleaded with their mother to help the poor equine soul and other heartbroken lovers like her
>The demon lord and her lover consummated their love to build power
>After 69 days of laborious love effort, the spell was prepared and cast
>”LET THE CENTAURS EMBRACE THEIR LOVERS”
>And so they could.
>The next morn’ the anon was roused to find himself in his childhood companion’s arms, her enjoying herself with him
>From that day on, the farmer never again practiced lechery or enjoyed himself with anyone but his childhood companion and now wife.