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- >Day stardate: 88-29-01 in Equestria
- >Get up, get down, get your morning fix of coffee.
- >One of these days you’ll stop trying to outdrink Rainbow Dash and Applejack.
- >Or you’ll win. Whichever comes first, your liver permitting.
- “You ok down there, buddy?”
- >”FUCK YOU!”
- >Well that’s about as much of a response you could hope for from your liver. At least he didn’t try to shank your pancreas this time.
- >Musing aside, you’re just in time for flutter nutter to pester you again today.
- >You meander your way to the door, in a surprisingly good mood for someone with a hangover and reach there just in time to hear,
- >KNOCK KNOCK
- >Ooh, she sounds determined today.
- >Open the door (don’t get on the floor. There are no dinosaurs to walk in Equestria.)
- “Morning Fluttershy. No. That’s not my...”
- >There’s nop0ny there.
- >You stick your head out the door.
- >Look left... Look right.
- >No sign of Fluttershy anywhere.
- “Huh... That’s odd... I could have sworn I heard her knocking...”
- >Hold on, you’ve got this one. You can guess it even if you don’t know where she is.
- >You start shouting.
- “Fluttershy, invisibility isn’t my fetish! You tried that a couple of months ago! Nor is sneaking or spying. You tried that last week!”
- >No response.
- “NOR IS BEING SMALLER THAN THE WAVELENGTH OF VISIBLE LIGHT!”
- >”Ooh! I have a spell for that! Who are you shouting to, Anon?”
- >Ah, it’s PurpleSmart the unicorn. She usually makes an appearance shortly after Fluttershy’s latest plot has failed.
- >Usually to fix all the damage she causes.
- “Oh, just Fluttershy again with one of her crazy schemes.”
- >You proceed to explain your morning in the form of a text with chevrons proceeding all the narrative.
- >Twilight nods along with your (admittedly not very long) story.
- >”I have one question, Anon.”
- “Shoot.”
- >”Who’s Fluttershy?”
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