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- Down in ban hell, Archie wondered "Why did i do this in the first place?"
- But then he met Cheezus' past life, punished to making sets of trucknuts
- for the rest of eternity.
- He said to past Cheezus "Hey what're you doing down here?"
- Cheezus replied "Who the fuck are you you fucking faggot cunt nigger?"
- "Bro calm down! It's me, Archie!" Archie had not realized that this was
- Past cheezus and not present cheezus.
- Archie said "Do you know where neko is?
- Cheezus replied "Who/What the fuck is a Neko?"
- "Oh. I guess you don't remember them", Archie replied.
- Archie then looked around for Neko, as he was banished to ban hell
- before he could take out his bus dick, and it was now stuck in neko until
- he found her. He finally found Neko, sitting in a corner, crying in pain.
- He asked kindly "o nIG, can i have my bus dick back?"
- Neko replied "Only if you fuck me again with it after i give it back (͡o͜ʖ°)"
- Archie hesitated, but agreed to it in a short time. He grabbed his bus dick
- back and surgically attached it back on. As he had agreed to, he promised to
- fuck neko again after he got his bus dick back.
- He asked Neko "Bend over (͡o͜ʖ°)"
- Neko willingly abliged and bent over onto her knees and got ready for the
- impending bus driving straight into her tender anus. But she didn't feel it!
- She looked back and saw NetBlitzer dragging Archie away. She yelled "NOOOOOOO"
- but it was too late. Archie was gone. Thrown into the permaban hole of despair.
- Neko thought it was hopeless after that. She found a small fragment of the
- newly attached bus dick and kept it as a memory of her fallen comrade.
- She was released back into the world of unbanned and never forgot Archie.
- Archie had blacked out. When he opened his eyes finally he could see, but just barely.
- He saw Spencer, b0n3s and mcvinchyy standing over him.
- Spencer said "Well Well Well. What do we have here?"
- B0n3s replied "Looks like a new slave to me, boss!"
- Spencer said "Throw him into the pit of twelvies. He'll have plenty of fun
- in there."
- Archie screamed "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" but he was powerless to stop
- them from dragging him into the twelvie pit.
- Archie woke up after a few minutes of being thrown into the pit of twelvies
- by the blood-curdling, mic deep-throating kids. One of them said "WeLcOm3
- t0 0ur sp3c1al h311!!111!1!1!11!" He then blacked out.
- It was four years later Archie was finally released from the ban pit. He had
- pleaded to NetBlitzer, the king of BanHell to release him. He finally obliged
- and was now on the surface of mg_unbanned. His first thought was to go find neko.
- He had agreed to fucking her again to get his massive bus dick back. So he
- asked around town, see if she was here. He eventually got a tip that she was
- living in a hotel somewhere downtown. He rented a cab and got to the hotel
- a few hours later. He asked the hotel manager "Does anyone named Neko reside
- here?" the hotel manager said "Yes" and archie asked what room she was in.
- The manager said room 512 and told him it was on the 5th floor. He raced up
- there and knocked.
- A depressed voice said "Go away."
- He replied "It's me! Archie!"
- Neko was surprised. Had archie finally come back after all this time? Had
- Netblitzer finally released him?
- She opened the door and was relieved. It was Archie.
- Neko said "OH MY GOD YOU'RE FINALLY BACK!" and hugged him, almost killing
- him from the pressure.
- Archie said "Are you forgetting your little deal?
- Neko had forgotten after all these years. Their little deal about him getting
- his busdick back in exchange for sex.
- Neko blushed. "Oh yes. Come in. Have some wine."
- Archie came in and sat on the bed and neko went to go get changed. Archie
- drank some wine. It was good, but a bit tangy. Neko came out of the bathroom
- completely naked.
- Archie said "o nIG" and stripped.
- Neko got on her knees and got ready for the impending busdick penetrating
- here now firm, small anus. It made contact. It was slow at first but got
- faster and harder. She screamed "OHHHHHH YESSSSSSSSSS" It reminded archie of
- a game he played long ago. Undertale. Archie pulled out and went straight
- for the vagina. Again, slow at first but got faster and harder. Archie was
- about to 'jaculate. he quickly pulled out and got it all over neko's face.
- Neko said "MORE" and quickly grabbed archie's bus dick and started massaging
- it. Archie ripped her hands off and stuck it in her mouth. She could taste the
- exhaust fumes from his big V8 engine. After more fucking, foreplay and teasing,
- Neko said "Okay that was fun."
- Archie was completely pooped out. He was so tired after that session, neko
- just said "hey you can just stay here for the night. You're obviously very
- very tired so you can sleep here."
- Archie appreciated the offer. He accepted and he slept there that night.
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