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  1. Down in ban hell, Archie wondered "Why did i do this in the first place?"
  2. But then he met Cheezus' past life, punished to making sets of trucknuts
  3. for the rest of eternity.
  4. He said to past Cheezus "Hey what're you doing down here?"
  5. Cheezus replied "Who the fuck are you you fucking faggot cunt nigger?"
  6. "Bro calm down! It's me, Archie!" Archie had not realized that this was
  7. Past cheezus and not present cheezus.
  8. Archie said "Do you know where neko is?
  9. Cheezus replied "Who/What the fuck is a Neko?"
  10. "Oh. I guess you don't remember them", Archie replied.
  11.  
  12. Archie then looked around for Neko, as he was banished to ban hell
  13. before he could take out his bus dick, and it was now stuck in neko until
  14. he found her. He finally found Neko, sitting in a corner, crying in pain.
  15. He asked kindly "o nIG, can i have my bus dick back?"
  16. Neko replied "Only if you fuck me again with it after i give it back (͡o͜ʖ°)"
  17. Archie hesitated, but agreed to it in a short time. He grabbed his bus dick
  18. back and surgically attached it back on. As he had agreed to, he promised to
  19. fuck neko again after he got his bus dick back.
  20. He asked Neko "Bend over (͡o͜ʖ°)"
  21. Neko willingly abliged and bent over onto her knees and got ready for the
  22. impending bus driving straight into her tender anus. But she didn't feel it!
  23. She looked back and saw NetBlitzer dragging Archie away. She yelled "NOOOOOOO"
  24. but it was too late. Archie was gone. Thrown into the permaban hole of despair.
  25. Neko thought it was hopeless after that. She found a small fragment of the
  26. newly attached bus dick and kept it as a memory of her fallen comrade.
  27. She was released back into the world of unbanned and never forgot Archie.
  28.  
  29. Archie had blacked out. When he opened his eyes finally he could see, but just barely.
  30. He saw Spencer, b0n3s and mcvinchyy standing over him.
  31. Spencer said "Well Well Well. What do we have here?"
  32. B0n3s replied "Looks like a new slave to me, boss!"
  33. Spencer said "Throw him into the pit of twelvies. He'll have plenty of fun
  34. in there."
  35. Archie screamed "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" but he was powerless to stop
  36. them from dragging him into the twelvie pit.
  37.  
  38. Archie woke up after a few minutes of being thrown into the pit of twelvies
  39. by the blood-curdling, mic deep-throating kids. One of them said "WeLcOm3
  40. t0 0ur sp3c1al h311!!111!1!1!11!" He then blacked out.
  41.  
  42. It was four years later Archie was finally released from the ban pit. He had
  43. pleaded to NetBlitzer, the king of BanHell to release him. He finally obliged
  44. and was now on the surface of mg_unbanned. His first thought was to go find neko.
  45. He had agreed to fucking her again to get his massive bus dick back. So he
  46. asked around town, see if she was here. He eventually got a tip that she was
  47. living in a hotel somewhere downtown. He rented a cab and got to the hotel
  48. a few hours later. He asked the hotel manager "Does anyone named Neko reside
  49. here?" the hotel manager said "Yes" and archie asked what room she was in.
  50. The manager said room 512 and told him it was on the 5th floor. He raced up
  51. there and knocked.
  52. A depressed voice said "Go away."
  53. He replied "It's me! Archie!"
  54. Neko was surprised. Had archie finally come back after all this time? Had
  55. Netblitzer finally released him?
  56. She opened the door and was relieved. It was Archie.
  57. Neko said "OH MY GOD YOU'RE FINALLY BACK!" and hugged him, almost killing
  58. him from the pressure.
  59. Archie said "Are you forgetting your little deal?
  60. Neko had forgotten after all these years. Their little deal about him getting
  61. his busdick back in exchange for sex.
  62. Neko blushed. "Oh yes. Come in. Have some wine."
  63. Archie came in and sat on the bed and neko went to go get changed. Archie
  64. drank some wine. It was good, but a bit tangy. Neko came out of the bathroom
  65. completely naked.
  66. Archie said "o nIG" and stripped.
  67. Neko got on her knees and got ready for the impending busdick penetrating
  68. here now firm, small anus. It made contact. It was slow at first but got
  69. faster and harder. She screamed "OHHHHHH YESSSSSSSSSS" It reminded archie of
  70. a game he played long ago. Undertale. Archie pulled out and went straight
  71. for the vagina. Again, slow at first but got faster and harder. Archie was
  72. about to 'jaculate. he quickly pulled out and got it all over neko's face.
  73. Neko said "MORE" and quickly grabbed archie's bus dick and started massaging
  74. it. Archie ripped her hands off and stuck it in her mouth. She could taste the
  75. exhaust fumes from his big V8 engine. After more fucking, foreplay and teasing,
  76. Neko said "Okay that was fun."
  77. Archie was completely pooped out. He was so tired after that session, neko
  78. just said "hey you can just stay here for the night. You're obviously very
  79. very tired so you can sleep here."
  80. Archie appreciated the offer. He accepted and he slept there that night.
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