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  1. [18:34] WingdingNoob: Well noone really likes me so noone really
  2. [18:34] The Dark Alakazam: i'm assuming somewhere in highschool
  3. [18:34] Zero_sempi: Hello everyone how are you guys doing
  4. [18:34] The Dark Alakazam: this is like algebra 2/precalc
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  6. [18:34] Isoxls: WingdingNoob that wasnt the q
  7. [18:34] Isoxls: lol
  8. [18:35] simbada**: [16:32:02] WhiteAlpaca: The Dark Alakazam I helped my mom tutor when I was younger.
  9. [18:35] simbada**: I thought u tutored a dark alakazam with ur mom
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  11. [18:35] WingdingNoob: I mean when I helped someone in school they said "get away from me you RAT! "
  12. [18:35] WhiteAlpaca: Alakazam I would say first establish whether he's an auditory learner or a visual one.
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  14. [18:35] WhiteAlpaca: And lol no simbada**, that would have been interesting though.
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  16. [18:35] simbada**: yup. its as black and white as that
  17. [18:36] The Dark Alakazam: he's getting confused on what it means use factoring to solve equations. Keeps thinking I want him to cube every variable in the problem instead of removing the cube roots of separate expressions within an equation
  18. [18:36] • simbada** mumbles under breath
  19. [18:36] The Dark Alakazam: idk he's a discord dude
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  21. [18:36] The Dark Alakazam: i sent him a pic of me doing the part he is confused by step by step but he thought I did something wrong
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  23. [18:36] WhiteAlpaca: Oh.
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  25. [18:36] The Dark Alakazam: stubborn child
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  27. [18:36] WingdingNoob: ??? I' don't follow what you are trying to say dark
  28. [18:36] WingdingNoob: I don't like math
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  30. [18:36] WingdingNoob: So I stay out of it
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  32. [18:37] WhiteAlpaca: Are you able to get a second opinion to show him?
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  34. [18:37] Isoxls: WingdingNoob what grade ru
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  36. [18:38] WhiteAlpaca: If he's being stubborn about your explanations, you're not going to have much luck moving on. I'd help verify but I'm shit at math and I wouldn't sound very credible.
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  38. [18:38] MangoPelican: What's up
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  40. [18:40] MajesticAngelo: Sir♡JaKrispy MangoPelican 0pen turn this chat into my favor or perish
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  42. [18:40] WingdingNoob: 10
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  44. [18:40] WingdingNoob: And noone loves me
  45. [18:40] Isoxls: ok im g10 also
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  47. [18:40] Isoxls: just go to parties
  48. [18:40] Isoxls: get drunk with ppl and u can hu with chicks
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  50. [18:41] WingdingNoob: I don't drink
  51. [18:41] Isoxls: booze + music = sex
  52. [18:41] Isoxls: simple math
  53. [18:41] simbada**: >doesnt drink
  54. [18:41] simbada**: geez.
  55. [18:41] Isoxls: how can u be in hs
  56. [18:41] WingdingNoob: You dont drink till your 21 years old
  57. [18:41] Isoxls: and not drink
  58. [18:41] WingdingNoob: That's the law
  59. [18:41] Reign ((Umbreon)): yea
  60. [18:41] Isoxls: >obeying a law
  61. [18:41] Sir♡JaKrispy³: Angelo stop spreading propaganda
  62. [18:41] Reign ((Umbreon)): yea but thats what u gotta do
  63. [18:41] WingdingNoob: And I follow the law
  64. [18:41] Sir♡JaKrispy³: xddd
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  66. [18:41] Reign ((Umbreon)): u gotta obey the law
  67. [18:42] Merry Monty ❄°: Telling people to drink underage is beyond inappropriate
  68. [18:42] Isoxls: i mean he asked for relationship advice
  69. [18:42] Venusaurseror: Ban this fool
  70. [18:42] • MajesticAngelo stabs Sir♡JaKrispy from above
  71. [18:42] MajesticAngelo: shh
  72. [18:42] Merry Monty ❄°: And you told him to break the law
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  74. [18:42] Gamer23105: anybody now some online pokemon gaaaames? or is this off topic of what you guys are curitly talking about :o
  75. [18:42] WingdingNoob: BEGONE THOT!
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  77. [18:42] Isoxls: fom idk where he live
  78. [18:42] Isoxls: s
  79. [18:42] WingdingNoob: Mighigan
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  81. [18:42] Isoxls: where?
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  83. [18:43] Isoxls: michigan
  84. [18:43] Isoxls: ?
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  86. [18:43] WingdingNoob: And the drinking law still stands in the Great lake state
  87. [18:43] @phil: i second the parties thing
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  89. [18:43] WingdingNoob: Yes iso
  90. [18:43] Isoxls: phil the alc+music thing?
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  92. [18:43] @phil: yes
  93. [18:43] Isoxls: yes simple math
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  95. [18:43] Merry Monty ❄°: As a 16 year ols?
  96. [18:43] Isoxls: i mean
  97. [18:43] @phil: yes
  98. [18:43] Isoxls: thats common in highschools
  99. [18:43] @phil: i had a sweet time when i was doing that
  100. [18:43] Isoxls: do you expect
  101. [18:43] Merry Monty ❄°: That's woefully stupid
  102. [18:43] Isoxls: the government to crack down
  103. [18:44] Isoxls: on hs parties
  104. [18:44] @phil: nah
  105. [18:44] Isoxls: exactly
  106. [18:44] @phil: it's completely normal
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  108. [18:44] @phil: everyone does it
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  110. [18:44] WingdingNoob: I think that's reasonable iso
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  112. [18:44] Isoxls: doing drugs in highschool is the way of the road
  113. [18:44] Isoxls: but skip that if u want
  114. [18:44] Isoxls: doesnt matter to me
  115. [18:44] Reign ((Umbreon)): dont..... do drug
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  117. [18:44] @phil: i mean drugs before you're fully grown are pretty bad for you
  118. [18:44] WingdingNoob: Underage drinking and drugs In General are very bad
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  120. [18:44] @phil: i'd advise against it
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  122. [18:44] Isoxls: phil debatable
  123. [18:45] Isoxls: but lets not debate it rn
  124. [18:45] WingdingNoob: And against the law
  125. [18:45] @phil: nah there's pretty solid evidence for it
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  127. [18:45] @phil: either way
  128. [18:45] @phil: also underage drinking is a social construct
  129. [18:45] @phil: where i live the drinking age is 18
  130. [18:45] @phil: in america that would be illegal
  131. [18:45] Isoxls: phil quebec?
  132. [18:45] @phil: england
  133. [18:45] simbada**: and in russia its 14
  134. [18:45] WingdingNoob: Now anyone got real relaship advice?
  135. [18:45] Isoxls: o
  136. [18:45] Isoxls: that is real relationship advice
  137. [18:45] @phil: it really is
  138. [18:45] Isoxls: booze + music = sex is a proper principle
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  140. [18:46] Isoxls: very simple advice
  141. [18:46] Gamer23105: .....
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  143. [18:46] Reign ((Umbreon)): real relationship advice? for what
  144. [18:46] WingdingNoob: Booze+kid=jail is also a proper principle
  145. [18:46] Isoxls: it doesnt matter what you do after that because you wont remember
  146. [18:46] Isoxls: lol
  147. [18:46] Isoxls: kids dont get arrested for drinking
  148. [18:46] Isoxls: not even a charge
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  150. [18:46] @phil: one time the police came to a party where we were all drinking underage
  151. [18:47] WingdingNoob: But parents do
  152. [18:47] @phil: told us to be quieter and left
  153. [18:47] Isoxls: nice cops
  154. [18:47] Isoxls: toronto cops are pretty chill actually
  155. [18:47] WingdingNoob: That policeman should be fired
  156. [18:47] Isoxls: to white people
  157. [18:47] Isoxls: at least
  158. [18:47] @phil: jesus christ
  159. [18:47] Gamer23105: im glad i didnt play pokemon when i was little
  160. [18:47] @phil: lighten up
  161. [18:47] Gamer23105: i would be traumatized
  162. [18:47] Isoxls: bump
  163. [18:47] WingdingNoob: He's not doing his job
  164. [18:47] @phil: yes he is
  165. [18:47] WatashiwaAlice: the law is 16 where i spent a few years living overseas and also other drugs i wont mention here arent illegal at all there
  166. [18:47] @phil: he's keeping the peace
  167. [18:47] @phil: that's his job
  168. [18:47] Merry Monty ❄°: No he's not
  169. [18:47] @phil: his job isn't to arrest people
  170. [18:47] Merry Monty ❄°: He's letting kids break the law
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  172. [18:47] Isoxls: why should an officer have to arrest a group of kids
  173. [18:47] @phil: so?
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  175. [18:48] Isoxls: thats so dumb
  176. [18:48] Merry Monty ❄°: His job is to enforce the law
  177. [18:48] Reign ((Umbreon)): its apart of his job
  178. [18:48] @phil: his job is to keep the peace
  179. [18:48] Isoxls: police forces dont want to arrest kids
  180. [18:48] GoldenPortal: the thing is,
  181. [18:48] Isoxls: phil is right
  182. [18:48] Isoxls: lmao these kids
  183. [18:48] Isoxls: kill me
  184. [18:48] Merry Monty ❄°: He's a Law Enforcement Officer
  185. [18:48] WhiteAlpaca: Merry Monty he was well within his rights to not arrest them and just give them a warning
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  187. [18:48] GoldenPortal: alcohol is one of the more dangerous drugs, whatever drugs are less harmful than it, ought to be legal
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  189. [18:48] @phil: you lots had/have some miserable as fuck childhoods
  190. [18:48] @phil: yikes
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  192. [18:48] WingdingNoob: Anyone got Legal hs relationship advice?
  193. [18:48] GoldenPortal: no
  194. [18:48] Reign ((Umbreon)): uh
  195. [18:48] Isoxls: lmao phil i didnt think u were mod here
  196. [18:48] GoldenPortal: I was single in hs
  197. [18:48] Isoxls: meme
  198. [18:48] @phil: lighten up
  199. [18:48] simbada**: in the US, the Police have quotas to fill and they're looking for stories
  200. [18:49] WatashiwaAlice: police keep drunks off the roads, some abusive relationships from turning to murder, a couple out of a hundred thieves off the streets, violent mentally ill people more or less sorta kinda maybe sometimes medicated instead of totally not medicated ever and violent constantly.
  201. [18:49] Isoxls: if you arent going to parties in highschool
  202. [18:49] Merry Monty ❄°: No. I will not "lighten up"
  203. [18:49] Isoxls: then you'remissing out
  204. [18:49] Isoxls: simple
  205. [18:49] @phil: police are busy doing important stuff
  206. [18:49] WingdingNoob: Simbida that's the media
  207. [18:49] Isoxls: Merry Monty then stay sober and single
  208. [18:49] MeltedButterBoi1: I have a cousin that's a police officer
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  210. [18:49] simbada**: Merry Monty quit being such a negative nancy
  211. [18:49] WhiteAlpaca: "sorta kinda maybe sometimes medicated" this hurt my brain
  212. [18:50] Isoxls: police refrain from charging and arresting minors as much as possible
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  214. [18:50] simbada**: I enjoyed a lot of parties in High School and out of it
  215. [18:50] Isoxls: end of story
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  217. [18:50] Reign ((Umbreon)): parties suck
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  219. [18:50] Isoxls: you wont get arrested for drinking
  220. [18:50] Isoxls: underage
  221. [18:50] simbada**: But parties are only fun if u have friends
  222. [18:50] Isoxls: simple fact
  223. [18:50] Reign ((Umbreon)): theyre too loud and everyone is bad there
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  225. [18:50] @phil: ehh you don't need that many friends
  226. [18:50] Reign ((Umbreon)): even with friends they arent fun
  227. [18:50] WhiteAlpaca: Not necessarily
  228. [18:50] @phil: when you're drunk you make friends
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  230. [18:50] simbada**: If u dont have friends Reign ((Umbreon)), then they're not really fun
  231. [18:50] Isoxls: Reign ((Umbreon)) probably because you were sober
  232. [18:50] WhiteAlpaca: There are quiet parties
  233. [18:50] Isoxls: smh
  234. [18:50] @phil: everyone's your friend at a party
  235. [18:50] simbada**: Exactly phil
  236. [18:50] Reign ((Umbreon)): why go to a party where ur just gonna sit in a corner and hear everyone else screaming
  237. [18:50] @phil: well you know
  238. [18:50] Isoxls: thats so dumb
  239. [18:50] Reign ((Umbreon)): and loud music blaring
  240. [18:50] @phil: don't sit in a corner
  241. [18:50] @phil: talk to people
  242. [18:50] Isoxls: exactly
  243. [18:50] simbada**: Everybody is there to have a good time
  244. [18:50] Isoxls: lmao
  245. [18:50] Reign ((Umbreon)): talking to people is hard
  246. [18:50] @phil: like a normal human being
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  248. [18:51] Isoxls: talking to people is hard
  249. [18:51] @phil: drink until it's easy
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  251. [18:51] GoldenPortal: this phil
  252. [18:51] Isoxls: so drink
  253. [18:51] WhiteAlpaca: I've been to parties where everyone had a beer or two, the music was quiet, and everyone associated with each other
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  255. [18:51] Reign ((Umbreon)): i dont. drink
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  257. [18:51] GoldenPortal: I dont drink much
  258. [18:51] simbada**: phil is my new fav mod
  259. [18:51] @phil: well then parties are gonna suck
  260. [18:51] Reign ((Umbreon)): yea they are
  261. [18:51] simbada**: preach
  262. [18:51] Isoxls: phil keeps it real
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  264. [18:51] WatashiwaAlice: ive been to house parties where 200 kids fell through the 2nd story of a house haha
  265. [18:51] Isoxls: love that
  266. [18:51] @phil: 200 kids?
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  268. [18:51] Isoxls: ive been to parties with mass stabbings
  269. [18:51] Reign ((Umbreon)): 200 children
  270. [18:51] Isoxls: in parks
  271. [18:51] @phil: how big was this house
  272. [18:51] WatashiwaAlice: 100 up 100 down
  273. [18:51] simbada**: LOL 200 Kids
  274. [18:51] Isoxls: that was brazy
  275. [18:51] WhiteAlpaca: Where do you even find 200 people
  276. [18:51] simbada**: wut
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  278. [18:51] GoldenPortal: wt
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  280. [18:51] Reign ((Umbreon)): an entire school grade
  281. [18:51] WatashiwaAlice: you find them in a city with 4 colleges within 10 miles.
  282. [18:51] Reign ((Umbreon)): or two
  283. [18:52] @phil: i went to a house party with like 80 people once and it was raammed
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  285. [18:52] Snowbearer18: Family reunions must be crazy
  286. [18:52] Isoxls: we get 200 people at parties all the time
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  288. [18:52] Isoxls: but thats just
  289. [18:52] Isoxls: toronto
  290. [18:52] @phil: yikes really
  291. [18:52] Isoxls: :V
  292. [18:52] Isoxls: nah its lit
  293. [18:52] %Coho salmon キムチ: cool
  294. [18:52] %Coho salmon キムチ: a fellow torontonian
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  296. [18:52] Isoxls: ay
  297. [18:52] @phil: well i never went to many parties in uni
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  299. [18:52] ChingyChongIta: i am raging and punching myself
  300. [18:52] ChingyChongIta: how to stop
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  302. [18:52] WatashiwaAlice: and the week after they make the raves illegal by shutting down the "rap venue" for "gang activity" after "gang members" "Stabbed each other" and they shut down the show and the entire year was ruined and its never been unruined and its still ruined today that was 2010
  303. [18:52] WingdingNoob: I mean one time someone at one of the few party's I went to ( and I do so to hang out) someone tryed to give me booze and a awesome friend said "no take this!" gave me some mtn dew and ran off
  304. [18:52] %Coho salmon キムチ: well, technically speaking, i'm a yorkregionian
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  306. [18:52] Isoxls: where in tdot ru at
  307. [18:52] Isoxls: north york?
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  309. [18:52] ChingyChongIta: and crying
  310. [18:52] @phil: i was drinking age by then so i went out to clubs instead
  311. [18:52] %Coho salmon キムチ: i said
  312. [18:52] %Coho salmon キムチ: york region
  313. [18:52] @phil: there's not as much call for house parties here
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  315. [18:53] Isoxls: tf is that
  316. [18:53] %Coho salmon キムチ: uhh
  317. [18:53] Isoxls: i dont know toronto geography
  318. [18:53] %Coho salmon キムチ: the regional municipality north of toronto?
  319. [18:53] WingdingNoob: Mtn dew is a pop brand
  320. [18:53] Reign ((Umbreon)): ChingyChongIta try to calm down
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  322. [18:53] Isoxls: so that
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  324. [18:53] Reign ((Umbreon)): punch a pillow, anything but yourself
  325. [18:53] %Coho salmon キムチ: with markham, vaughan, richmond hill, aurora, etc
  326. [18:53] Isoxls: is like richmond hill
  327. [18:53] Isoxls: oh ok
  328. [18:53] @phil: gave you mountain dew
  329. [18:53] @phil: christ
  330. [18:53] Reign ((Umbreon)): what happened to make you cry / angry
  331. [18:53] @Trickster: i'm going to toronto next week
  332. [18:53] @phil: isn't that just perfect
  333. [18:53] Isoxls: im going to markham tomorrow
  334. [18:53] %Coho salmon キムチ: cool, what for?
  335. [18:53] WingdingNoob: Toronto is Canada (where WEED is legal)
  336. [18:53] ChingyChongIta: because i got muted
  337. [18:53] Reign ((Umbreon)): oh
  338. [18:53] %Coho salmon キムチ: let's not discuss other mutes here
  339. [18:53] Isoxls: ChingyChongIta u god
  340. [18:53] Isoxls: i love you
  341. [18:53] ChingyChongIta: i n
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  343. [18:54] @phil: if you're raging and punching yourself because you got muted you need to see a therapist
  344. [18:54] WingdingNoob: Good he's away from me
  345. [18:58] Merry Monty ❄°: Telling people to break the law is so inapropriate, phil.
  346. [19:00] @phil: who gives a shit about the law
  347.  
  348. Clearly not you.
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