Yeah I was the admin around for that one.

The chemists were being fucking terrorists as usual, blowing people up and melting shit. I was pretty drunk and cranky (my default state when adminning) so I told them to knock it off. They didn't, so I deleted their chemical equipment. Then the fuckers started using shit from vending machines to make bombs, so I deleted the coffee vending machines they were using. FINE NO MORE HAPPY ELF HOT CHOCOLATE FOR ANYONE. THen the soda machines, then the kitchen and bar stuff, etc. Eventually, all that was left was a snack machine that contained nothing but a couple packets of potato chips, and a sink they could use to get water.

They still managed to create fiery explosions, and to this DAY I have no earthly idea how. POTATO CHIPS AND WATER. I'd even made sure to remove any containers they had on them to keep them from stashing ingredients for future use. Literally all they had access to was potato chips and water.
I couldn't figure out how you goatfuckers STILL managed to be terrorists with potato chips and water. YOU FOUND A WAY. I had two coders on IRC combing through reactions trying to figure out exactly how you motherless fucks were managing to make potato chips and water into explosives, and they had no fucking idea. It shouldn't have been possible. It couldn't have been possible. I fear for the safety of the world if the people who managed to find a way to do murders with mother fucking potato chips and goddamned water ever get recruited by a real world terrorist organization. The headlines the next day will read something like WE'RE ALL FUCKED: SOME NERD KILLS 3/4 OF THE WORLD'S POPULATION WITH A USED BANDAID AND THE SQUEAKER FROM A DOG TOY. THIS SECURITY PHOTO SHOWS THE SUSPECT PURCHASING A STICK OF GUM. DOES HE WANT FRESH BREATH, OR IS HE FINISHING THE JOB? OUR ONLY CONSOLATION IS THAT WE WILL PROBABLY NEVER SEE IT COMING. FILM AT 11 IF WE'RE LUCKY. OR UNLUCKY. FUCK IT. WHATEVER. -(AP)