Fate/Grand Order - Hassan of the Cursed Arm Interlude

*We are somehow at the city of Rome*

Matthew: Kidnappers...?

Dr.Roman: Yes. It seems that a lot of children have been kidnapped around this town.

Your highness Nero went so far to request us for an investigation in regard to this.

Matthew: I see, then it seems difficult for us to refuse her this time. (Implying that she has been requesting lots of bs from us in other interludes maybe)

By the way, any clues?

Dr.Roman: About that. They seem to be a pretty bizarre organization. Not even your highness' underling could track any clues about them.

Matthew: Guess there's nothing we can do if we can't even track their main headquarters...

Dr. Roman: That is why. Jacky, you will be the core of this operation.

We have a professional for this. I will leave it to you then, [Old man of the mountain].

*Hassan popped out of nowhere*

Hassan: Hassan Sabbah, at your service.

Me: I will leave it to you.

Hassan: I have tracked them down, milord. Though their tracks has been rather bizarrely erased...

It can never deceive the eye of this Assassin Servant.

Matthew: As expected! Senpai, I'm worried about the children! Let's hurry up!

*We then made haste*

Kidnapper: How the fuck did you find out this place!?

Hassan: Hmph, pathetic! You were actually confident with a camouflage of that level?

You are all 3rd rates among the thieves. Either you reflect yourselves in your afterlife or change your ways of lives here and now.

Fortunately, my lord this time is quite a merciful one. You can still surrender, you know?

Kidnapper: Pfftt, don't think you can get away with this, skull head. Guys! Let's have at it!!

*Then the battle ensue*


*After the Battle*
Matthew: Master, we have immobilized the enemy. I shall proceed to tie them up onto this big tree then.
Hassan: I still don't see any child here... Seems like their headquarter is elsewhere.
My lord, I shall take the lead. The enemies are mere cornered rats now.
Let us hurry--
*In a cave somewhere...*
Child: Waaah, I wanna go home!
Kidnapper: Ora! Keep walking you fucking brats! Stop fucking crying!
Why are you unhappy about this!? We are even feeding you man!
Let's get along well man. We are gonna make you a fine assassin so don't worry lel.
Hassan: -------
Matthew: Stop right there! Release the children now!
Kidnapper: Fuck! I will just have to kill all of you!
*Round 2 start!!*

*After the fight*
Matthew: All of your members have fled. You are the only one left. Surrender now!
Kidnapper: Fuck! Then...! Hey, what do you think is gonna happen to this kid's eye next? Ha!
Child: Uwaaaaaaann!
Matthew: Hostage!? You little...!
Me: Damn that sob!
Kidnapper: Bark all you want! See ya guys later! Ora!! Keep walking!
*Our visions turned pitch black all of a sudden*
Kidnapper: Wtf!? where did the lights go!?
Hassan: Zabanya
Kidnapper: Wha- Ugh *splatters*
Hassan: Idiotic... Truly idiotic. Not because you took the children as a shield, not because you kidnap them-
But to raise them into assassins without taking account of their talent is nothing but pure idiocy.
These children will not make good assassins. To have kidnapped children without realizing the worth of the acts...
I see not a single use for you to even stay alive. It shall be better for you to disappear into the darkness for eternity.
Matthew: Hassan-san!
Child: I was so scared----!
Me: Don't worry. Uncle Hassan came to save you.
Child: This Uncle?
Hassan: My lord, I have accomplished my mission. Until the next summon-
Matthew: I wonder if Mr.Hassan didn't like our request this time...
Dr.Roman: Well... He is in a sense a same bunch with those kidnappers...
So our views of "rescuing" my differ.
Child: Hey hey, Sis! Was that Uncle just now your friend?
Matthew: Yes... We are.... Friends...
Child: Then could you please thank him for us?
For some reason, that uncle seemed very very angry....
Matthew: Understood, I will definitely deliver your message.
*Days later, back at Chaldea*
Dr.Roman: Hey Jacky! Your Higness Nero wanted to thank you for the other day. i'm connecting to her right now.
Nero: Ohh, Jacky! Your feat the other day was indeed impressive! You have my praise!
Me: It's all thanks to Hassan.
Nero: Ahh, that Hassan really did helped a lot!
Ever since that day I called you he has been capturing all the kidnappers every single day!
Thanks to that, Rome's crime rate has dropped down drastically! I can't be happier than this!
Dr.Roman: Wait wtf!? Everyday!?
Matthew: Oh yeah... Ever since then I had never seen Mr.Hassan anymore... Did he seriously started hunting down everyone else after that!?
Dr.Roman: Now I'm getting confused.... Maybe he's actually quite nice in the core...?
Hassan's first Interlude - end