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  1. Open letter to [bitwave]
  2. As of late there has been much speculation to my identity and my history.
  3. So I guess a history lesson is in order.
  4. • I have been here since bitwave began.
  5. • I watched the rise and fall of Stream.me.
  6. • I watched the mass censorship of youtube.
  7. • I watched the adpocklypse (the first and second one)
  8. • I watched the stream where jim supposedly had oral sex with jade
  9. • I was there when gamergate began. (Before Baldwin gave it a name)
  10. • I read the Zoe Post the day it was released. I have spoken to the author on an old throw away twitter.
  11. • I watched the creation of 8chan. (regardless of what has been said, 8 chan got its hold because they allowed GamerGate Boards when 4 chan deleted them and any conversation of it)
  12. • I watched sargon go from under 2,000 to 100,000 subs (at the 100,000 sub point his arrogance began to show, if you don’t believe me watch pre 100,000 and post 100,000)
  13. • I know who the factual feminist is. ( for you that don’t time to fire up your googles)
  14. • Pre GG
  15. • I remember when 4 chan was good before pool’s nudes leaked and he became a rabid sjw. (again fire up those googles)
  16. • I remember couponing (time to fire up those googles again, or ask someone who has been around as long as I have. Here I will even tell you the board it was popular on b)
  17. • Deep lore: I know of the group. Gogoles won’t tell you who they are, actually no one will. They are very old trolls. Who use twitter. Each member has 0 followers and following 0 people. Their names are unsearchable. If I wanted to create a name like the group using bitwave I would use WTEIVBA it’s an unsearchable word but if you know the word you can crack the code. The code changes every 3 months along with all accounts. The final message on each account every 3 months is the new word once they all post it the code has changed. They post innocuous things so they creep under the radar of everyone. If I wanted to post like them I would say something like Mandalorian is so boring. That’s the message, and everyone knows the target.
  18. Needless to say I have been around for a long time. If you weren’t around for all of these events and further back. I would suggest staying in your lane! I have lurked longer than most of you have known of these sites.
  19. To those that think I am hitla believe that, for those who want to be a dog and sniff my ass, to see my pedigree, not happening.
  20. Yes I am a centrist because both parties are so stuck in their ideological quagmire they are fucked.
  21. Now let’s (as spooky says) pivot on to bitwave.
  22. Let's look at (I believe the current vernacular) gay ops.
  23. Mandalorian talking to Sammy making her think he liked her.
  24. Most of bitwave following kitty to try to get him to sperg out.
  25. Let's not forget the get rid of hitla op. This one was the funniest and most hypocritical of them all.
  26. CuntPirate stated he would not stream on a site with animal porn, this was the precept to rid himself of hitla. Yet a week or 2 later guess what he won't only stream on the same site but he invited hitla on his show. I guess the moral outrage was fake.
  27. Attached is a screen cap of betterpatch asking how the harassment of me is going? The reply is he will be in my show. Showing that it was a very bad faith offer.
  28. Also in attachments it will show quite a hefty ego. “I don’t this is how i get them to find me “better” when they do I win when they don’t I win” CuntPirate I mean come on both of these are not even hours apart.
  29. I have lurked longer than most of you have known about this part of the internet.
  30. Pro tip if you VPN and use tor browser the troll id changes EVERY TIME. Like all good lurkers I can just watch the show.
  31. What a show I have seen. I have seen a couple internet sperg detectives try in vain to make me hitla.
  32. Post hoc ergo propter hoc
  33. I arrived after hitla left therefore I must be hitla. This is your only evidence. A logical fallacy.
  34. I believe that's called living rent free in your head.
  35. Either way I have already won. Either I am hitla and you spent time and energy on me (rent free).
  36. Or I am just as I have claimed to be a lurker, in that case you look even stupider, trying to link a stranger to your petty dramas, showing that you are paranoid cowards.
  37. So by all means keep spending time in your private talks speaking about me. That tells me that I am important, more important than you. If I wasn't you would be speaking in the shadows about your lives and not me.
  38. Quite obviously you like the gay ops when you are running them but when one is run on you, you turn in to petty bitches.
  39. So how about this keep talking about me so the lurkers can laugh more.. FYI there is as there has always been an army of lurkers.
  40. PS I am going to post on every chan site I know of to every lurker and troll to come to bitwave and say they are hitla kitty or Sammy Just to watch the great lorians fall to bits, when the lurkers and trolls have their fun. The lorians a band of a FEW people on a small site to feel important. How about that for an op the entire internet laughing at your total impotence.
  41. Watching you sperg out at phantoms in your mind is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time, and being the good Buddhist I feel I should share the joy. So get your stories straight how you were morally outraged about the materials shown and you and your band of fools were going to leave bitwave unless hitla was gone. Then invited him on your show maybe a week later. I mean come on the jokes write themselves what kind of grasping impotent names a show the power hour. Lest we not forget the head honcho mandalorian sitting atop his throne of excrement. Guess what the emperor has no clothes.
  42. 5 or 6 people DO NOT AND WILL NEVER RUN BITWAVE. Dispatch does, end of story
  43. This was said in chat today how appropriate
  44. tm38
  45. tm38
  46. Yeah, don't fuck with strangers.
  47.  
  48.  
  49. Part 2
  50.  
  51. CuntPirate stated he would not stream on a site with animal porn, this was the precept to rid himself of hitla. Yet a week or 2 later guess what he won't only stream on the same site but he invited hitla on his show. I guess the moral outrage was fake.
  52. CuntPirate Talks to Senator Hitla in discord as recently as yesterday and he ADMITED IT IN OPEN CHAT. So his I am leaving because of hitla was comical.
  53. CuntPirate “beat me in 3 seconds” Umm was that the seconds you offered me to be on your LITTLE show 3 times and I turned it down, and I correlated it to Caesar turning down the crown. Then you commented 3 is a big thing in Buddhist culture. To which I ask can you name one other instance of 3 aside from the triple gem? This is when you changed the topic. Is this what you are talking about? Or the gay op to harass me on your show.
  54. “I don’t this is how i get them to find me “better” when they do I win when they don’t I win” CuntPirate
  55. You are not better you are a pathetic Hypocrite.
  56. I arrived after hitla left therefore I must be hitla. This is your only evidence. A logical fallacy.
  57. I believe that's called living rent free in your head. Then I was Gator, then I was Zoom, then I was Sammy, Kitty Such short sightedness. Cog can’t stand you all, speaking of which Null thinks you are a cult. Both of their followers LAUGH AT YOU on the daily. You dumbasses aren’t the only ones on Discord.
  58. Either way I have already won. Either I am hitla and you spent time and energy on me (rent free).
  59. Or I am just as I have claimed to be a lurker, in that case you look even stupider, trying to link a stranger to your petty dramas, showing that you are paranoid cowards.
  60. So by all means keep spending time in your private talks speaking about me. That tells me that I am important, more important than you. If I wasn't you would be speaking in the shadows about your lives and not me.
  61. Addendum
  62. The hypocrisy is deep much like the bull shit.
  63. The cringefesto is a cute title but you have PROVED everything I said true.
  64. I said you would go on to private discords and talk about me. AND YOU DID
  65. So a troll that got you to dance like puppets, yep you won. I thought the history was funny and the number of people that lied about knowing shit.
  66. Darn you totaled me
  67. This is DELUSIONAL THINKING
  68. TM38 had an apt quote
  69. tm38
  70. Yeah, don't fuck with strangers.
  71.  
  72.  
  73. Part 3
  74. Shitofesto: Final Page
  75. I’ll have you know I graduated top in my Troll marksmen class. I have 6 gorrillian kills to my name. It wasn’t Hitler who killed the Jews I trolled them to death. IF you send 10 extra large supreme pizzas to a Jews house when they see the delivery bill they have a stroke and their head explodes. So if you don’t want me to dial up your ip number and send you 20 pizzas you will give me all you stock in the bitwave company.
  76. There is an army of fat neck beards just waiting to REEEEEE at you. IF you don’t want the REEEE and the pizza you know what to do ALL THE BITWAVE STOCK. Or Operation: Fat Incel Attack Force, will be deployed.
  77. You have 24 hours
  78. We Never Bathe
  79. We Never Brush Our Teeth
  80. We Pee in Jugs
  81. WE ARE INCEL
  82. The best parts of this to me were:
  83. That NONE of you mentioned CuntPirates BLATENT HYPOCRACY, that was pointed out multiple times, about hitla.
  84. That someone actually searched 4chan for posts about Bitwave
  85. That it was speculated I was the Notorious pedophile Corey Barnhill, Sammy, kitty, slick, and hitla and someone actually mentioned in chat that I could be Dispatch or Jim.
  86. NOONE MENTIONED ANYTHING IN PART 2 of the Shitofesto
  87. That you all did run to private discords to discuss what any sane person could see as just a Troll.
  88. You danced to the puppet masters tune every prediction in the first part of the Shitofesto came to pass.
  89. So how anyone with one ounce of IQ sees it any other way is ego and hubris.
  90.  
  91. Now on to advice:
  92. Be nice to new people
  93. Let them get to know you, at THEIR pace
  94. New people are not on trial
  95. Do not run your gay ops on them
  96. Since the outrage about hitla was fake as shit and anyone can see it let the fagot come back
  97.  
  98. Please don’t make lurkers and trolls have to defend themselves.
  99. The Troll in me bows to the Troll in all of you
  100. Ooh and one last thing I am a nigger dark as tar, all you will see is my eyes and teeth coming for you.
  101. You all were trolled by a jigaboo, a jungle bunny, a porch monkey, a tar baby, a NIGGER.
  102. Let that sink in!
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