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Stranger: Hi.
You: hello
Stranger: I'm scared.
Stranger: Everyone keeps looking at me.
You: cause you're on cam
Stranger: Well played.
Stranger: How the heck are you?
You: fucking good?
Stranger: That's fucking fantastic!
Stranger: Where the fuck are you from?
You: watch your language mister
You: I'm from europe
Stranger: Where in Europe?
You: east
Stranger: No idea what that means.
Stranger: I live in California, so Eastern Europe is a mystery to me.
You: I'm from an ex-soviet country
Stranger: Oooh
Stranger: How exciting.
You: it's not that bad. People here drink vodka for breakfast
Stranger: I'm more into whiskey.
You: what are you doing inbetween typing?
Stranger: I'm operating my other computer
You: oh, people from the first world have two computers?
Stranger: One is personal use and the other is for my work.
You: what do you work?
Stranger: Audio engineer
You: that's sweet
Stranger: I do sound work.
Stranger: I dig it.
Stranger: Right now my studio setup is disassembled though.
Stranger: :(
You: so you engineer...songs?
Stranger: Sometimes.
Stranger: Some music production.
Stranger: More or less I work on film sound.
Stranger: The work is more consistant.
Stranger: But I love recording.
You: what do you record usually?
Stranger: Vocals.
Stranger: Guitar.
Stranger: I have equipment for drums, but not the space for them.
You: so you play guitar? :p
Stranger: No
Stranger: I have a guitar.
Stranger: But I am not a musician.
Stranger: I am just an engineer.
Stranger: I could compose some simple stuff.
You: riiight. I play guitar, in case you were wondering
Stranger: Yea?
Stranger: Classic or electric?
You: classic, electric ones are expensive
Stranger: Agreed.
Stranger: What kind of guitar?
Stranger: Make and model.
You: oooh it's a rare bulgarian model
Stranger: Sounds very exclusive.
Stranger: How long have you been playing?
You: hmmm a year maybe
You: not sure
Stranger: More than me.
Stranger: You understand music theory?
You: sorta
Stranger: Learn it!
Stranger: It helps.
Stranger: You know your chords and structures?
Stranger: :)
You: C F G
Stranger: Sexy!
Stranger: Awww
You: riiiiight
Stranger: You finally smiled.
You: imaginary beard
Stranger: So it's roughly about 22:15?
You: in california?
Stranger: There.
You: midnight
Stranger: Oooh
Stranger: It's 14:15 here.
You: how old do you think I am?
Stranger: THINK?!
Stranger: Hmmm...
Stranger: 20?
Stranger: Younger?
You: much
Stranger: 16?
Stranger: Well that's shocking.
You: how so?
Stranger: You just look older.
You: it's the eyebrows dude
You: no no don't chew your nails
You: that's discusting
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: I wasn't chewing my nails.
Stranger: I was biting the skin off...
Stranger: =X
Stranger: Cannibal!
You: no don't do that
You: there's so much to live for
Stranger: Like?
You: I don't know...Top Gear?
You: peanut butter?
Stranger: Top Gear!
Stranger: You are an angel.
Stranger: 0=)
You: naah
Stranger: Girls over here could care less about that stuff.
Stranger: They don't even know what Top Gear is.
Stranger: I love European girls!
You: it's actually a little juvenile for me but still interesting
You: :p
Stranger: Juvenile?!?!
You: the jokes
Stranger: You're too juvenile for Top Gear!
Stranger: Stick that finger somewhere else!
You: heheh
Stranger: D=<
You: I forgot I'm on omegle
Stranger: And what does that mean?
You: that's what guys say here
Stranger: Are you implying something?
You: no
Stranger: That's what guys say in general.
You: you're simple creatures
Stranger: FEED ME!
You: the skin around my fingers? Is that what you want?
Stranger: vjdbnfbndzbnfxklbnzd;b
Stranger: >.<'
You: >:3
Stranger: Beer?
You: water in discuise
Stranger: Only in Europe...
Stranger: oh..
You: type
You: I typed it wrong
Stranger: I forgive.
You: TIRED?
Stranger: 3 computers.
Stranger: Not tired.
Stranger: I slept for like 11 hours.
Stranger: Overkill.
You: the human body only needs 2 hours of REM sleep
You: definetly overkill
Stranger: Mentally yes.
Stranger: But the body physically needs time to regenerate.
You: *not scientificaly proven
Stranger: Physically proven.
Stranger: =P
You: so you're on this website why, exactly?
Stranger: Killing time.
Stranger: I was originally looking for you.
Stranger: haha
Stranger: ... Creepy...
You: creepy?
Stranger: Nevermind.
Stranger: Why are YOU here?
You: because I'm bored
You: I get bored easily
Stranger: I can see that.
You: were you slapping yourself?
Stranger: So instead of entertaining yourself, you went out seeking entertainment?
Stranger: I am playing the knee drums
You: too bad I can't hear
You: your drum solo
Stranger: Unfortunate for you.
Stranger: It was legendary.
Stranger: I should have recorded it.
Stranger: I haven't eaten in like.... 19 hours.
You: why?
Stranger: Do you have a "scientific" insert for that?
You: you're overestimating me
Stranger: =O
Stranger: Don't cut yourself short cutie.
You: I'm just a foreigner teehee
You: I barely know english
Stranger: Your English is fabulous.
Stranger: I haven't had to dumb down any of my words.
Stranger: I tested you with "disassembled".
You: thank you for not being condescending towards me!
Stranger: So what is your native language?
You: bulgarian
Stranger: Is that similar to...
Stranger: Russian?
Stranger: I give up.
Stranger: I was trying to say cool.
Stranger: But obviously I have not the proper keyboard.
Stranger: I have some Russian friends.
You: cool me too
Stranger: And I make them listen to Gogol Bordello.
Stranger: Even though the is from...
Stranger: Slovakia?
Stranger: Did I spell that right?
You: yes
You: way to go and stereotype people
Stranger: Hey!
Stranger: I lack European culture!
You: have you ever seen "european trip"?
Stranger: Yes.
You: it's almost a documentary
Stranger: And I am not stereotyping, I am just trying to make relative connections and familiarize myself with your area.
You: like those little dogs
You: on the back of cars
You: wob wob wob
Stranger: Neck is sore.
You: what from?
Stranger: Bad sleep I suppose.
Stranger: And bad posture.
You: STRAIGHTEN UP
Stranger: That's what she's said.
Stranger: she*
You: lame jokes?
You: what did the ocean say to the beach?
Stranger: Dirty jokes.
Stranger: Nothing, it just waved.
You: why shouldn't you write with a broken pensil?
Stranger: Because I said so?
You: because it's pointless
You: cocaine lines on your hand?
Stranger: My arm.
Stranger: I save an eight ball in my bicep.
You: what's that?
Stranger: Cocaine.
Stranger: It's a measurement.
You: american measurements
Stranger: No
Stranger: Slang.
You: SWAG
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: What the hell are you doing?
You: awaiting?
Stranger: For?
You: and put your hand in front of your mouth when you yawn
Stranger: But I want you to see my pearly whites!
You: I almost saw your stomach
Stranger: Did you like what you saw:?
You: idk
Stranger: Oh, right...
Stranger: You're on Omegle...
You: silly boys
Stranger: You're used to seeing other things besides stomachs.
You: I reroll when I see that
Stranger: I'll believe it when I see it.
You: HAND
You: you didn't put your hand
You: also you seem... a little happy
Stranger: How so?
You: the expressions you're making
Stranger: I saw a funny picture.
Stranger: Audio stuff.
You: pretentious humour?
Stranger: Technical and logical humor.
You: riiiight
Stranger: Do those two words contradict each other?
Stranger: Technical and logical?
Stranger: Ehh
Stranger: Meh
You: no, they go together
Stranger: Sex hair!
You: lame
You: scene chick
Stranger: ahaha
You: so, like do you have any social network profiles I could add you on?
Stranger: STALKER!
You: fine fine
You: vanity
Stranger: You looked mildly disturbed.
You: well you certainly aren't camera shy
Stranger: I am shy actually.
Stranger: Kinda...
You: you don't seem
Stranger: It's complicated.
Stranger: I hate crowds.
You: I love complications
Stranger: I don't like social gatherings.
Stranger: They make me uneasy.
Stranger: And yet...
Stranger: Tomorrow night..
Stranger: Grammy awards after party...
You: oooh you're going?
Stranger: Unfortunately.
Stranger: Not to the Grammys.
Stranger: But some after party.
Stranger: I hate the Grammys.
Stranger: Unless I win.
You: whatever, just tell radiohead I said hi
Stranger: :)
Stranger: Have they been nominated for anything?
You: no, but they should have
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: I was happy to hear...
Stranger: Someone I like was nominated.
Stranger: Oh well.
Stranger: Good for them.
Stranger: I think it's a bit over the top to give somebody like that an award.
You: somebody like that?
Stranger: Here's an award for being rich, famous and already accomplished.
You: ooooh
You: well, what should the posh people do all day?
Stranger: I always like the new artist award though.
Stranger: Anyways, a producer manager I engineer for put me on his guest list.
Stranger: For networking purposes.
Stranger: Probably to support him and promote his gear.
Stranger: Something pompus/
Stranger: Arrogant fucks.
You: so you talk to managers?
Stranger: Some.
You: remind me to mail you my demo tapes then!
Stranger: I'm only a little fish in a big pond right now.
Stranger: Demo tapes?
Stranger: Tell me you're not recording to tape...
You: no
You: it's a saying
Stranger: I get it.
Stranger: Like using Coke instead of saying soda.
Stranger: Anyways....
You: uk vs us?
You: be careful I know origami
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: Hot.
Stranger: But seriously.
Stranger: What do you record into/
Stranger: ?*
Stranger: NOOOOOO!
Stranger: I forgot to grab my charger...
You: oh noes
You: why
You: why is there
You: A TOILET PAPER ROLL
Stranger: I had to blow my nose.
You: ..okay
Stranger: Wherever your mind is going...
Stranger: It is going in the wrong direction.
Stranger: =P
You: my mind is right here
Stranger: I bet...
Stranger: Recording medium?!?!1
You: my microphone
Stranger: I like microphones.
Stranger: You record into that?
Stranger: That is...
Stranger: Interesting.
You: plebeian way of recording?
Stranger: You have stumped me with a word...
You: I WIN
Stranger: Oh
Stranger: I got it.
Stranger: I've heard the word.
You: means unprofessional
You: :p
You: in a nutshell
Stranger: For the most part.
Stranger: The microphone is your most valued tool in recording.
Stranger: Unfortunately, I fear that one has bad pickup.
You: how'd you know?
Stranger: Most likely a shabby frequency response treated more for human voice.
Stranger: This is only an assumption.
You: now you're being a pretentious hipster
Stranger: Hey now!
Stranger: I said it was an assumption!
Stranger: And this also comes from experience.
You: that's a big thing you got there
Stranger: Very good for classic guitar.
Stranger: That's what she said.
You: wtf
Stranger: ?
You: hahah nothing
You: you're quite odd
Stranger: I like my gear!
You: just don't get too friendly with it
You: if I had a microphone fetish maybe I'd like this
Stranger: If only...
You: hey if I raise my hand my skin becomes a normal color
Stranger: Yummy.
You: I'm so blue
Stranger: Camera focus.
Stranger: I belive it has to do with your white sweater.
You: oh well
You: I'll raise my hand like an antenna
You: lol that toilet paper
You: you know what?
Stranger: What?
You: you have a short attention span it seems
Stranger: Uh huh.
Stranger: I'm a guy.
You: look, there's something shiny right behind you
Stranger: Boobies are the only thing we can stay focused on.
You: I...I have two
Stranger: =O
You: I make them fight and provide sound effects
Stranger: You have my undivided attention forever.
Stranger: ( o Y o )
You: O A O ;
Stranger: Your eyes!
Stranger: You looked so shocked.
You: BY THE WAY..
You: If you had to rate the way I look
Stranger: Yeeees?
You: 1 to 10
Stranger: You are adorable.
You: not a number
Stranger: Numbers are so degrading.
Stranger: 22
You: 22?
Stranger: Yes.
Stranger: You surpassed my normal expectations.
You: you have quite a low standart then
Stranger: :(
You: *standard
You: justsayin'
Stranger: You really are a cutie.
Stranger: No boyfriend?
You: never had one
Stranger: Why?
Stranger: Talk about pretentious.
You: not my fault
You: I don't fit the standard for beauty over here
Stranger: Pfft.
Stranger: You'll get your fool.
You: just google "pop folk" on one of your computers
You: do it
You: click on images
Stranger: The first picture is a dude in a bubble bath....
Stranger: =\
You: there should be girls
Stranger: With platinum hair!
You: YES
You: I don't have that so I'm ugly :p
Stranger: I'm still talking about the dude in the bubble bath.
You: his name is AZIS
You: he's a girl/boy
You: our national pride
Stranger: That is a different kind of beauty.
Stranger: That is glamour.
Stranger: Guys love it.
Stranger: But real men look through it.
Stranger: You don't want a man that only looks into that.
You: that was pretty deep
Stranger: You are very attractive.
Stranger: Be patient.
Stranger: And don't sell out to pop culture.
Stranger: It's only fake.
You: don't worry, I'm not gonna be the next Katy Perry
You: or Paul McCartney
You: or whatevs
Stranger: HEY!
Stranger: Paul is my hero.
Stranger: Marketing your muisc for pop culture is much different than changing your entire image for pop culture.
Stranger: Paul McCartney is easily one of the best singers songwriters in all of history.
Stranger: If not the best.
You: well, you seem to know more about this topic than me
You: so I'm taking your word
You: BUT since you're an audio engineer I just have to ask you!
You: have you ever heard (of) King Crimson?
You: it's a band
Stranger: Heard of them
Stranger: Probably heard their work too,
Stranger: But it doesn't click.
You: they're quite old
You: but not very popular
You: great sound placement on their songs
You: oooh fancy phone you got there!
Stranger: Yea.
Stranger: I just upgraded.
You: mine is missing a few buttons
Stranger: My last one was gonna blow up.
Stranger: Custom!
You: I custom-painted it with nailpolish
You: so ghetto!
Stranger: Mine only has 3 buttons...
You: welcome back
Stranger: Gotta text my boss.
Stranger: Other boss.
Stranger: I have to work part time in food retail also.
You: McDonalds or KFC?
Stranger: Kinda...
Stranger: KFC is pretty close.
Stranger: It is a chicken place.
You: hmm, neither of those crappy places in my town
Stranger: I hate those places.
Stranger: We don't use hormones with our chicken.
You: Do you fry them alive?
Stranger: We don't fry them either.
Stranger: We grill our chicken.
You: oooh fancy
You: I really have to go to the bathroom
You: and then bed
Stranger: I won't peek.
You: it's past my bedtime
You: which is 2200
Stranger: =P
You: and now it's 1:27
Stranger: Well I do have a Facebook if you are really interested iin keeping in touch.
Stranger: But I will always give you shit about your microphone.
You: sounds like a deal
Stranger: And don't be shocked to find that I am much older than you.
You: ooooh I sort of expect that
Stranger: I have two profiles on Facebook.
Stranger: One personal and one for professional use.
You: :3
Stranger: Not sure which one I'll put you on.
You: your choice
Stranger: Probably professional for networking purposes/.
Stranger: Garret Barnett is my name.
You: my wall has uninteligible bulgarian stuff written on it so don't expect much
Stranger: I have an instructor that is from Bulgaria.
Stranger: Actually..
Stranger: He was my favorite instructor.
You: yay
Stranger: Very intelligent.
Stranger: :)
You: I'd tell you my name but you can't pronounce it
You: oh well
Stranger: hahahahaha
You: what does your fb picture look like?
Stranger: Me in a suit.
Stranger: Both are the same picture.
You: damn
Stranger: my email is g.barnett@lafilm.edu
You: I can see it
You: oh hold on
You: employed at el pollo loco?
Stranger: Yea.
You: this profile?
You: oh they're both the same on my phone
Stranger: hahah
You: I'll just add one
Stranger: I'll fix it if it's the wrong one.
You: added
Stranger: :)
Stranger: Ta da!
You: alright
You: and now
You: before I pee myself
Stranger: haha
You: goodbye
Stranger: It was really nice meeting you.
Stranger: Take care. :)
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