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- from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel general #645 & #649
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- Someone make Charlie with an FAL and shortshorts to piss twitter off
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- >waifu with my raifu
- One day, I will make this happen
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- The only weapon i can see Charlie carrying is a Deringer hidden in her stocking
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- >>36506022
- Either that or old school South Africa Defense Forces if you want to get unquestionably spicy
- >>36506082
- Now all I can imagine is Charlie trying to conceal a 9 pound 3 1/2 foot long battle rifle under her clothes
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- Nah, I think she'd pick up the FAL eventually.
- It suits her.
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- I imagine she would only really use old western type guns, usually smaller ones with the biggest maybe being a lever action or a coach gun.
- But hey that's just my head canon, i like feminine chicks with old pretty guns, and she fits the bill.
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- I do agree she fits carrying a derringer, as well as having a coach gun or lever gun for big problems. It seems more thematically accurate. Personally the FAL is just my favorite rifle, so I'd like her to have one.
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- >7.62×51mm
- Could she even handle that recoil, in a FAL no less? Good taste in guns either way, also i really like that image
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- He's got a feisty demon side to her, so maybe she could handle it unexpectedly well. And she's Lucifer's daughter, .308 is a nice hard-hitting round befitting her status. Or something. And good! I was surprised I even had a fitting image. Admittedly I don't have as much Charlie as I'd like.
- I could also see her actual fitting gun being a Colt SAA with a long barrel, nickel finish somehow. Why do simple western guns fit her so well?
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- Not only could she not handle the recoil, I seriously doubt she'd actually like an FAL
- Remember shes the one that told angel dust to keep a lid on "problematic language" and the FAL isnt terribly famous for being the best battle rifle ever made, but because who used it
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- >>36506627
- Well she dresses very modestly and wears clothes that fit the time period, so I'd say it has something to do with that combined with her feminine nature.
- I can easily she her carrying a FAL in demon form, probably holding it down by her hip while firing wildly
- >>36506646
- This anon does have a point though
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- What do you think she'd use, then?
- Something tells me it wouldn't be an AR. So, maybe something British?
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- >the FAL isnt terribly famous for being the best battle rifle ever made, but because who used it
- That's not true at all, the FAL is famously a fantastic rifle. Sure it was used against Africans once in a while, but it was used by them too. The FAL carries the nickname "the right arm of the free world".
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- If you really want her to use something automatic i can see maybe an smg fitting her well, like the mp 40, mainly because of how oily it looks, the tommy gun is also a semi-decent fit.
- I also tried thinking of a modern gun to fit her but i just couldn't think of anything
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- I mean it's a pretty decent rifle by any metric, but its overshadowed by both its Kalashnikov and Aramlite-derived peers, but it being the right arm of the free world certainly isnt in dispute
- I will say that its your in the Bush War really was its crowning moment though, and most firearms enthusiasts (at least the ones I know) innately associate the FAL with cold war antics in africa
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- We need more /k/ discussion here
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- Forgot pic
- https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/687554323999096885/813531596174917633/1575509646920.png
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- >Charlie gets really into spaghetti westerns
- >She starts wanting to be a cowboy
- >The Anon team decides to let her play Red Dead Redemption 1&2
- >She starts crying at the end of 1
- "Whoops forgot about that part, sorry about that Charlie"
- >Tell her Red dead redemption 2 is just as good and has more stuff to do
- >She starts playing through the game and loves hunting missions
- >Charlie actually manages to pull off a lot of big game hunts on her own without any of the Anons pointing anything out
- >She starts playing through the Storyline missions
- >"Arthur I got a plan.jpg"
- >She loves the train height mission
- >At this point shes been playing for over 20 hours
- >Vaggie asks if shes ready to go to bed
- >"NO! I GOTTA FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS TO DUTCH!"
- >Vaggie drags her away from the controller and makes her get ready for bed
- >Charlie hums the For a Few Dollars More theme as shes getting ready for bed and cuddles up to Vaggie
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- I get the feeling Hazbin will have a troubling lack of cowboys
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- >Spaghetti Westerns
- I will NOT ALLOW this thread to go any further without mentioning the boys.
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- >Anons later on suggest playing a team game
- >Fist full of frags
- >At first Charlie is struggling and some of the Anons back her up
- >Once Charlie gets herself on track she starts cleaning house
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gsx1n2Ru-t4
- >Charlie is a monster with a repeater
- >She also keeps slamming people with her revolver once she gets in close enough
- >Pro tip if you ever want to win NEVER LET CHARLIE NEAR THE SHOTGUN
- >All the Anons stare amazed as she hits top of the leader boards every match.
- >Everyone begins to YEEEEHAWWW
- >Charlie is now the best gunslinger in the west... well at least in vidya she is
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- >Charlie soon after buys an actual revolver and starts to practice with it
- Charlie being a westaboo is fucking dope, how come I never thought about this shit before.
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- >Charlie becomes a crackshot with a revolver, rifle and shotguns
- >conversely, she's absolute garbage with even semi-automatics, let alone machine guns, SMGs or assault rifles
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- Fudd charlie is unimaginably disappointing
- She'll unironically go on about how "no one really needs an AR-15" and thinks M1911's are the upper limit for technology
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- >Charlie thinks when you're as good as her all you need is one shot
- >She dares anyone to challenge her statement
- >the moment anyone does she challenges them to a duel
- >Shoots them dead and tips her hat in true cowboy fashion.
- Can this crazed gunman ever be stopped?!
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- https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/687554323999096885/813531402678566912/1614030973535.jpg
- >wrong
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- >Husk challenges her in jungle warfare
- >Charlie can bring her favorite guns
- >Husk brings a modern AR, his service pistol, and an AK he got as a trophy
- >Charlie does better, initially
- >but then, her revolver begins to run out of bullets before she runs out of enemies
- >and her rifle jams
- >and she's out of shotgun shells
- >meanwhile, across the jungle, Husk is taking care of their opponents, not just through guns, but also, with some tricks he picked up from the Vietcong
- >when they finally meet up, he's not even winded, while Charlie's exhausted, covered in cuts and bruises, and has discarded her rifle, contemplating whether or not she should do the same with her shotgun
- >the final part of the challene: defend their position
- >Charlie gets a new rifle and more ammo to work with
- >Husk gets an M60
- >they get swarmed
- >Husk makes short work of the guerillas
- >Charlie's revolver finally breaks from being used non-stop at breakneck speed
- >her rifle jams again
- >and she can't seem to reload her shotgun fast enough
- >screaming in frustration, she just takes the M60 from Husk, and start shooting in the general direction of the now thinning swarm of enemies
- >creating just enough of a diversion for Husk to pick off any that get too close with the AR or the AK
- >finally, the match ends
- >Charlie's panting hard and twitching nervously, stuck in her demonic form
- >Husk just likes a cigarette
- >"Only one shot, huh?"
- >BANG!
- >the cig is shot out from his mouth by Charlie
- >she used his own service pistol, and wasn't even looking
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- https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/687554323999096885/813534796973998110/1614031826775.jpg
- All Husk has to do is wait until it gets dark, then the real fun begins
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- https://youtu.be/To7rfQuk_k8
- >Revolver Charlotte
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