DINO DNA

Y'SEE, A FEW YEARS BACK ON A ROUTINE DIG FOR DINOSAUR FOSSILS, A LANDSLIDE BROKE OUT AND NEARLY BROKE MY LEG IN TWO! THEY HAD TO OPERATE QUICKLY, SO THEY USED THE DINOSAUR BONE I FOUND TO SAVE MY LEG. EVER SINCE, I'VE HAD WHAT THEY CALL DINO DNA! THE DOCTOR SAYS IT MAKES ME STRONGER THAN YOUR AVERAGE JOE.