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This is your lunch, OK?

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Now, I put a dollar in there
so you can buy some milk.

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You can ask one of the big kids
where to do that.

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You remember your phone number?
I wrote it down for you, just in case.

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Put it in your pocket,
I don't want you to lose it.

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OK? You ready?

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I think so.

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It's Cady's big day.

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I guess it's natural for parents to cry
on their kid's first day of school.

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But, you know, this usually
happens when the kid is 5.

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I'm 16 and until today,
I was home-schooled.

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I know what you're thinking.
"Home-schooled kids are freaks."

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X-Y-L-O-C-A-R-P.
Xylocarp.

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Or that we're weirdly religious
or something.

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And on the third day, God created
the Remington bolt-achion rifle

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so that Man could fight the dinosaurs.

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And the homosexuals.

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- Amen.
- Amen.

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But my family's totally normal.

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Except for the fact that both my
parents are research zoologists

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and we've spent the last
12 years in Africa.

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I had a great life.

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But then my mom got offered tenure
at Northwestern University.

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So it was goodbye Africa
and hello high school.

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I'm OK. Sorry.

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I'll be careful.

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Hi.

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I don't know if anyone
told you about me.

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I'm a new student here.
My name is Cady Heron.

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Talk to me again
and I'll kick your ass.

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You don't wanna sit there. Kristen
Hadley's boyfriend is gonna sit there.

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Hey, baby.

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He farts a lot.

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Hey, everybody.

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Oh, God, I'm so sorry.

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It's not you. I'm bad luck.

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Ms. Norbury?

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My T-shirt's stuck
to my sweater, isn't it?

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- Yeah.
- Fantastic.

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Is everything all right in here?

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- Oh, yeah.
- So...

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...how was your summer?
- I got divorced.

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My carpal tunnel came back.

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- I win.
- Yes, you do.

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Well, I just wanted to let
everyone know

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that we have a new student joining us.

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She just moved here
all the way from Africa.

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Welcome.

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- I'm from Michigan.
- Great.

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Her name is Cady. Cady Heron.

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- Where are you, Cady?
- That's me.

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- It's pronounced like Katie.
- My apologies.

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I have a nephew named Anfernee,

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and I know how mad he gets
when I call him Anthony.

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Almost as mad as I get
when I think about the fact

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that my sister named him Anfernee.

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Well, welcome, Cady.

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- And thank you, Mr. Duvall.
- Well, thank you.

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And...

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...if you need anything or if you
wanna talk to somebody...

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Thanks.

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Maybe some other time,
when my shirt isn't see-through.

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OK.

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OK. Good day, everybody.

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The first day of school was a blur.

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A stressful, surreal blur.

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I got in trouble for the
most random things.

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- Where are you going?
- Oh, I have to go to the bathroom.

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You need the lavatory pass.

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OK. Can I have the lavatory pass?

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Nice try. Have a seat.

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I had never lived in a world
where adults didn't trust me,

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where they were always yelling at me.

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- Don't read ahead!
- No green pen!

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No food in class!

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I told you, I saw the whole thing.

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- Everything.
- Did you see nipple?

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- It only counts if you saw a nipple.
- That's true, dude.

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I had a lot of friends in Africa.

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What?

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But so far, none in Evanston.

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Hey. How was your first day?

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Is that your natural hair color?

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- Yeah.
- It's gorgeous.

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Thank you.

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See, this is the color I want.

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This is Damian.
He's almost too gay to function.

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- Nice to meet you.
- Nice wig, Janis.

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- What's it made of?
- Your mom's chest hair!

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- I'm Janis.
- Hi, I'm Cady.

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Do you guys know
where Room G 14 is?

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"Health, Tuesday/Thursday,
Room G 14."

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I think that's in the back building.

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- Yeah, that's in the back building.
- Yeah, we'll take you there.

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Thanks.

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Watch out, please!
New meat coming through!

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"Health. Spanish."

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You're taking 12th-grade calculus?

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- Yeah, I like math.
- Why?

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Because it's the same
in every country.

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That's beautiful. This girl is deep.

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Where's the back building?

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It burned down in 1987.

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Won't we get in some
sort of trouble for this?

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Why would we get you into trouble?

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We're your friends.

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I know it's wrong to skip class,
but Janis said we were friends.

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And I was in no position
to pass up friends.

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I guess I'll never know what I missed
on that first day of health class.

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Don't have sex. Because you
will get pregnant and die.

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Don't have sex
in the missionary position,

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don't have sex standing up.

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Just don't do it, promise?

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OK, everybody take some rubbers.

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Why didn't they just keep
home-schooling you?

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They wanted me to get socialized.

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Oh, you'll get socialized, all right.
A little slice like you.

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- What are you talking about?
- You're a regulation hottie.

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- What?
- Own it.

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How do you spell your
name again, Cady?

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It's Cady. C-A-D-Y.

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Yeah, I'm gonna call you Cady.

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In the name of all that is holy, will you
look at Karen Smith's gym clothes?

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Of course all The Plastics
are in the same gym class.

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- Who are The Plastics?
- They're teen royalty.

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If North Shore was Us Weekly,
they would always be on the cover.

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That one there, that's Karen Smith.

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She is one of the dumbest
girls you will ever meet.

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Damian sat next to her
in English last year.

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She asked me how to spell "orange".

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And that little one?
That's Gretchen Wieners.

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She's totally rich because
her dad invented Toaster Strudel.

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Gretchen Wieners knows
everybody's business.

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She knows everything
about everyone.

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That's why her hair is so big.
It's full of secrets.

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And evil takes a human
form in Regina George.

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Don't be fooled, because she may seem
like your typical selfish, back-stabbing,

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slut-faced ho-bag. But in reality,
she is so much more than that.

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She's the queen bee.

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The star. Those other two
are just her little workers.

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Regina George.

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How do I even begin
to explain Regina George?

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Regina George is flawless.

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She has two Fendi purses
and a silver Lexus.

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I hear her hair's insured
for $10,000.

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I hear she does car commercials.
In Japan.

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Her favorite movie is Varsity Blues.

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One time, she met John Stamos
on a plane.

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And he told her she was pretty.

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One time,
she punched me in the face.

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It was awesome.

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She always looks fierce.
She always wins Spring Fling Queen.

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- Who cares?
- I care.

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Every year, the seniors throw
this dance for the underclassmen

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called The Spring Fling.

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And whomsoever is elected
Spring Fling King and Queen

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automatically becomes head of the
Student Activities Committee.

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And since I am an active member
of the Student Activities Committee,

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I would say, yeah, I care.

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Damian, you've truly
out-gayed yourself.

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Here. This map is gonna
be your guide to North Shore.

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Now, where you sit in
the cafeteria is crucial

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because you got everybody there.

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You got your freshmen,
ROTC guys,

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preps, JV jocks,

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Asian nerds,

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cool Asians,

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varsity jocks,

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unfriendly black hotties,

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girls who eat their feelings,

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girls who don't eat anything,

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desperate wannabes,

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burnouts,

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sexually active band geeks,

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the greatest people
you will ever meet

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and the worst.
Beware of The Plastics.

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Hey. We're doing a lunchtime
survey of new students.

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Can you answer a few questions?

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- OK.
- Is your muffin buttered?

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What?

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Would you like us to assign
someone to butter your muffin?

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- My what?
- Is he bothering you?

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Jason, why are you such a skeez?

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I'm just being friendly.

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You were supposed
to call me last night.

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Jason. You do not come to a party
at my house with Gretchen

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and then scam on some poor, innocent
girl right in front of us three days later.

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She's not interested.

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Do you wanna have sex with him?

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- No, thank you.
- Good. So it's settled.

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So you can go shave your back now.

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Bye, Jason.

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Bitch.

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Wait. Sit down.

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Seriously, sit down.

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Why don't I know you?

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I'm new. I just moved here from Africa.

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- What?
- I used to be home-schooled.

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Wait. What?

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- My mom taught me at home...
- No, no.

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I know what home-school is.
I'm not retarded.

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So you've actually never been
to a real school before?

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Shut up.

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Shut up.

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- I didn't say anything.
- Home-schooled.

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- That's really interesting.
- Thanks.

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But you're, like, really pretty.

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- Thank you.
- So you agree.

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- What?
- You think you're really pretty.

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- Oh, I don't know...
- Oh, my God, I love your bracelet.

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- Where did you get it?
- Oh, my mom made it for me.

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- It's adorable.
- Oh, it's so fetch.

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- What is "fetch"?
- Oh, it's, like, slang. From England.

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So if you're from Africa...

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...why are you white?

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Oh, my God, Karen, you can't just
ask people why they're white.

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Could you give us some privacy
for, like, one second?

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Yeah, sure.

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What are you doing?

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OK, you should just know
that we don't do this a lot,

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so this is, like, a really huge deal.

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We wanna invite you
to have lunch with us

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every day for the rest of the week.

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- Oh, it's OK...
- Coolness.

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So we'll see you tomorrow.

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On Wednesdays, we wear pink.

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Oh, my God!
OK, you have to do it, OK?

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And then you have to tell me all
the horrible things that Regina says.

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Regina seems sweet.

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Regina George is not sweet.

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She's a scum-sucking road whore!
She ruined my life!

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She's fabulous, but she's evil.

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- Hey, get out of here!
- Oh, my God, Danny DeVito.

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I love your work!

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- Why do you hate her?
- What do you mean?

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Regina. You seem to really hate her.

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Yes. What's your question?

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- Well, my question is, why?
- Regina started this rumor

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- that Janis was...
- Damian! Shall we not?

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Now, look. This isn't
about hating her, OK?

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I just think that it would be, like,
a fun little experiment

243
00:12:30,514 --> 00:12:33,074
if you were to hang out with them and
then tell us everything that they say.

244
00:12:33,283 --> 00:12:35,342
- What do we even talk about?
- Hair products.

245
00:12:35,552 --> 00:12:37,281
- Ashton Kutcher.
- Is that a band?

246
00:12:37,487 --> 00:12:40,047
Would you just do it? Please?

247
00:12:40,691 --> 00:12:42,989
OK, fine.
Do you have anything pink?

248
00:12:43,193 --> 00:12:44,956
- Yes.
- No.

249
00:12:45,595 --> 00:12:48,223
By eigtht period, I was so happy
to get to math class.

250
00:12:48,432 --> 00:12:50,832
I mean, I'm good at math.
I understand math.

251
00:12:51,034 --> 00:12:52,934
Nothing in math class
could mess me up.

252
00:12:53,370 --> 00:12:55,304
Hey, do you have a pencil
I can borrow?

253
00:12:57,541 --> 00:12:59,634
I've only had one other
crush in my life.

254
00:12:59,843 --> 00:13:01,811
His name was Nfume,
and we were 5.

255
00:13:06,049 --> 00:13:07,346
It didn't work out.

256
00:13:08,452 --> 00:13:10,613
But this one hit me like a big,
yellow school bus.

257
00:13:10,821 --> 00:13:12,880
- Cady, what do you say?
- He was...

258
00:13:13,090 --> 00:13:14,523
So cute.

259
00:13:16,326 --> 00:13:20,422
I mean, A- sub-N equals
N plus one over four.

260
00:13:20,630 --> 00:13:22,097
That's right.

261
00:13:22,299 --> 00:13:24,267
That's good. Very good.

262
00:13:24,468 --> 00:13:26,299
All right, let's talk
about your homework.

263
00:13:28,071 --> 00:13:30,232
Hey. How was your second day?

264
00:13:31,041 --> 00:13:32,736
- Fine.
- Were people nice?

265
00:13:33,377 --> 00:13:35,504
- No.
- Did you make any friends?

266
00:13:35,946 --> 00:13:37,709
Yeah.

267
00:13:39,850 --> 00:13:42,375
Having lunch with The Plastics
was like leaving the actual world

268
00:13:42,586 --> 00:13:44,076
and entering "Girl World".

269
00:13:44,287 --> 00:13:46,312
And Girl World had a lot of rules.

270
00:13:46,523 --> 00:13:48,423
You can't wear a tank top
two days in a row,

271
00:13:48,625 --> 00:13:51,321
and you can only wear your
hair in a ponytail once a week.

272
00:13:51,795 --> 00:13:54,263
So I guess you picked today.

273
00:13:54,598 --> 00:13:57,658
Oh, and we only wear jeans
or track pants on Fridays.

274
00:13:57,868 --> 00:14:01,201
Now, if you break any of these rules,
you can't sit with us at lunch.

275
00:14:01,405 --> 00:14:03,396
I mean, not just you. Like, any of us.

276
00:14:03,607 --> 00:14:05,404
OK, like, if I was wearing jeans today,

277
00:14:05,609 --> 00:14:07,873
I would be sitting over there
with the art freaks.

278
00:14:10,147 --> 00:14:12,274
Oh, and we always vote before we ask
someone to eat lunch with us

279
00:14:12,482 --> 00:14:15,280
because you have to be considerate
of the rest of the group.

280
00:14:15,552 --> 00:14:17,679
Well, I mean, you wouldn't buy a skirt
without asking your friends first

281
00:14:17,888 --> 00:14:20,049
- if it looks good on you.
- I wouldn't?

282
00:14:20,424 --> 00:14:22,221
Right.
Oh, and it's the same with guys.

283
00:14:22,426 --> 00:14:26,886
Like, you may think you like someone,
but you could be wrong.

284
00:14:27,097 --> 00:14:30,260
A hundred and twenty calories and 48
calories from fat. What percent is that?

285
00:14:30,500 --> 00:14:32,400
Forty-eight into 120?

286
00:14:32,602 --> 00:14:35,230
I'm only eating foods with less than
30 percent calories from fat.

287
00:14:35,439 --> 00:14:37,031
It's 40 percent.

288
00:14:37,240 --> 00:14:40,403
Well, 48 over 120
equals X over 100,

289
00:14:40,610 --> 00:14:42,942
and then you cross-multiply
and get the value of X.

290
00:14:44,047 --> 00:14:45,742
Whatever. I'm getting cheese fries.

291
00:14:48,518 --> 00:14:51,214
So have you seen any guys
that you think are cute yet?

292
00:14:52,022 --> 00:14:53,785
Well, there's this guy
in my calculus class...

293
00:14:53,990 --> 00:14:55,821
- Who is it?
- It's a senior?

294
00:14:56,093 --> 00:14:58,584
- His name's Aaron Samuels.
- No!

295
00:14:58,795 --> 00:15:00,763
Oh, no, you can't like Aaron Samuels.

296
00:15:00,964 --> 00:15:02,625
That's Regina's ex-boyfriend.

297
00:15:02,833 --> 00:15:04,061
They went out for a year.

298
00:15:04,267 --> 00:15:05,632
Yeah, and then she was devastated

299
00:15:05,836 --> 00:15:07,235
when he broke up
with her last summer.

300
00:15:07,537 --> 00:15:09,562
I thought she dumped him
for Shane Oman.

301
00:15:09,773 --> 00:15:12,435
OK, irregardless. Ex-boyfriends
are just off-limits to friends.

302
00:15:12,642 --> 00:15:15,008
I mean, that's just, like,
the rules of feminism.

303
00:15:15,979 --> 00:15:20,040
Don't worry. I'll never tell Regina
what you said.

304
00:15:20,250 --> 00:15:22,081
It'll be our little secret.

305
00:15:23,820 --> 00:15:27,256
We define the sum
of the infinite geometric series...

306
00:15:27,457 --> 00:15:29,288
Even though I wasn't
allowed to like Aaron,

307
00:15:29,493 --> 00:15:32,189
I was still allowed to look at him.

308
00:15:33,163 --> 00:15:34,824
And think about him.

309
00:15:36,700 --> 00:15:39,191
And talk to him.

310
00:15:39,402 --> 00:15:41,131
- Hey, Aar...
- Hey, you're the Africa girl, right?

311
00:15:41,938 --> 00:15:43,565
- Yeah.
- I'm Kevin Gnapoor,

312
00:15:43,773 --> 00:15:45,263
captain of the North Shore Mathletes.

313
00:15:45,475 --> 00:15:48,603
We participate in math challenges
against other high schools in the state,

314
00:15:48,812 --> 00:15:51,076
and we can get twice as much funding
if we've got a girl.

315
00:15:51,281 --> 00:15:52,839
So you should think about joining.

316
00:15:53,049 --> 00:15:55,540
- Oh, you'd be perfect for it.
- Yeah, definitely.

317
00:15:55,752 --> 00:15:58,016
Great, great.
Let me give you my card.

318
00:16:01,491 --> 00:16:02,788
OK, so think it over.

319
00:16:03,927 --> 00:16:06,054
Because we'd like to get jackets.

320
00:16:06,863 --> 00:16:08,421
OK.

321
00:16:20,777 --> 00:16:22,472
Hey!

322
00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:26,207
Get in, loser. We're going shopping.

323
00:16:26,783 --> 00:16:28,808
Regina's like the Barbie doll
I never had.

324
00:16:29,019 --> 00:16:31,385
I'd never seen anybody
so glamorous.

325
00:16:34,257 --> 00:16:36,817
- So how do you like North Shore?
- It's good.

326
00:16:37,027 --> 00:16:38,460
I think I'm joining the Mathletes.

327
00:16:38,662 --> 00:16:39,890
- No! No, no.
- No, no.

328
00:16:40,096 --> 00:16:42,656
You cannot do that.
That is social suicide.

329
00:16:42,866 --> 00:16:45,494
Damn, you are so lucky
you have us to guide you.

330
00:16:56,246 --> 00:16:59,909
Being at Old Orctard Mall kind of
reminded me of being home in Africa.

331
00:17:00,116 --> 00:17:03,415
By the watering hole.
when the animals are in heat.

332
00:17:11,494 --> 00:17:12,791
Oh, my God, there's Jason!

333
00:17:12,996 --> 00:17:15,692
Where? Oh, there he is.

334
00:17:17,500 --> 00:17:19,730
- And he's with Taylor Wedell.
- I heard they're going out.

335
00:17:19,936 --> 00:17:22,530
Wait. Jason's not going out
with Taylor.

336
00:17:22,739 --> 00:17:25,071
No. He cannot blow you off like that.

337
00:17:25,275 --> 00:17:28,540
He's such a little skeez.
Give me your phone.

338
00:17:29,512 --> 00:17:32,072
- You're not gonna call him, right?
- Do you think I'm an idiot?

339
00:17:32,415 --> 00:17:33,848
No.

340
00:17:36,586 --> 00:17:38,816
- Wedell on South Boulevard.
- Caller ID.

341
00:17:39,022 --> 00:17:40,683
Not when you connect
from Information.

342
00:17:40,890 --> 00:17:42,118
- Hello?
- Hello.

343
00:17:42,325 --> 00:17:43,758
May I please speak
to Taylor Wedell?

344
00:17:43,960 --> 00:17:45,587
She's not home yet. Who's calling?

345
00:17:45,795 --> 00:17:47,763
Oh, this is Susan from
Planned Parenthood.

346
00:17:47,964 --> 00:17:51,559
I have her test results. If you can have
her give me a call as soon as she can.

347
00:17:51,768 --> 00:17:54,066
It's urgent. Thank you.

348
00:17:55,338 --> 00:17:56,999
She's not going out with anyone.

349
00:17:57,207 --> 00:17:59,767
OK, that was so fetch.

350
00:18:07,317 --> 00:18:09,012
Mom.

351
00:18:21,231 --> 00:18:23,495
Your house is really nice.

352
00:18:23,700 --> 00:18:25,634
I know, right?

353
00:18:25,835 --> 00:18:27,393
Make sure you check out
her mom's boob job.

354
00:18:27,604 --> 00:18:29,765
They're hard as rocks.

355
00:18:31,274 --> 00:18:33,504
I'm home! Hey, Kylie.

356
00:18:34,010 --> 00:18:35,534
Hey.

357
00:18:36,980 --> 00:18:40,507
Hey, hey, hey!
How are my best girlfriends?

358
00:18:40,717 --> 00:18:42,480
Hey, Mrs. George. This is Cady.

359
00:18:43,119 --> 00:18:44,711
Hello, sweetheart.

360
00:18:45,455 --> 00:18:48,424
- Hi.
- Welcome to our home.

361
00:18:51,361 --> 00:18:54,728
Just want you to know, if you need
anything, don't be shy, OK?

362
00:18:54,931 --> 00:18:57,832
There are no rules in this house.
I'm not like a regular mom.

363
00:18:58,034 --> 00:19:00,628
I'm a cool mom. Right, Regina?

364
00:19:00,837 --> 00:19:02,304
- Please stop talking.
- OK.

365
00:19:02,505 --> 00:19:05,599
I'm gonna make you girls
a "hump day" treat.

366
00:19:11,214 --> 00:19:12,875
This is your room?

367
00:19:13,083 --> 00:19:16,314
It was my parents' room,
but I made them trade me.

368
00:19:17,087 --> 00:19:19,021
Hey, put on 98.8.

369
00:19:24,260 --> 00:19:26,160
Cady, do you even know
who sings this?

370
00:19:27,464 --> 00:19:29,432
- The Spice Girls?
- I love her.

371
00:19:29,632 --> 00:19:30,894
She's like a Martian.

372
00:19:31,101 --> 00:19:34,434
- God, my hips are huge!
- Oh, please. I hate my calves.

373
00:19:34,637 --> 00:19:37,333
At least you guys can wear halters.
I've got man shoulders.

374
00:19:37,607 --> 00:19:40,167
I used to think there
was just fat and skinny.

375
00:19:40,377 --> 00:19:42,777
Apparently, there's a lot of things
that can be wrong on your body.

376
00:19:42,979 --> 00:19:45,777
- My hairline is so weird.
- My pores are huge.

377
00:19:45,982 --> 00:19:47,279
My nail beds suck.

378
00:19:50,587 --> 00:19:52,555
I have really bad breath
in the morning.

379
00:19:54,624 --> 00:19:58,219
Hey, you guys.
Happy hour is from 4 to 6!

380
00:19:59,996 --> 00:20:01,657
Thanks.

381
00:20:02,432 --> 00:20:04,400
Is there alcohol in this?

382
00:20:04,601 --> 00:20:08,059
Oh, God, honey, no. What kind
of mother do you think I am?

383
00:20:08,271 --> 00:20:11,468
Do you want a bit? If you're gonna
drink, I'd rather you do it in the house.

384
00:20:11,674 --> 00:20:13,198
- No, thank you.
- OK.

385
00:20:13,410 --> 00:20:17,870
So, you guys, what is the 411?

386
00:20:18,081 --> 00:20:20,675
What has everybody been up to?

387
00:20:20,884 --> 00:20:23,910
What is the hot gossip?
Tell me everything.

388
00:20:24,120 --> 00:20:26,247
What are you guys listening to?
What's the cool jams?

389
00:20:26,523 --> 00:20:27,820
Mom.

390
00:20:28,024 --> 00:20:30,424
- Could you go fix your hair?
- OK.

391
00:20:30,627 --> 00:20:34,063
You girls keep me young.
Oh, I love you so much.

392
00:20:36,766 --> 00:20:38,961
Oh, my God, I remember this.

393
00:20:39,169 --> 00:20:42,297
- I haven't looked at that in forever.
- Come check it out, Cady.

394
00:20:42,505 --> 00:20:43,733
It's our Burn Book.

395
00:20:43,940 --> 00:20:45,771
See, we cut out girls' pictures
from the yearbook,

396
00:20:45,975 --> 00:20:47,909
and then we wrote comments.

397
00:20:48,111 --> 00:20:51,103
- "Trang Pak is a grotsky little byotch."
- Still true.

398
00:20:51,314 --> 00:20:54,772
- "Dawn Schweitzer is a fat virgin."
- Still half true.

399
00:20:56,486 --> 00:20:59,785
"Amber D'Alessio."
She made out with a hot dog.

400
00:21:00,156 --> 00:21:02,090
"Janis Ian, dyke."

401
00:21:02,992 --> 00:21:05,290
- Who is that?
- I think that's that kid Damian.

402
00:21:05,762 --> 00:21:08,322
Yeah. He's almost too gay
to function.

403
00:21:08,631 --> 00:21:11,259
That's funny. Put that in there.

404
00:21:11,468 --> 00:21:14,631
Oh, no. Maybe that was only OK
when Janis said it.

405
00:21:15,472 --> 00:21:17,440
And they have this Burn Book
where they write mean things

406
00:21:17,640 --> 00:21:20,108
- about all the girls in our grade.
- What does it say about me?

407
00:21:21,044 --> 00:21:23,638
- You're not in it.
- Those bitches.

408
00:21:23,847 --> 00:21:25,542
- Will this minimize my pores?
- No. Cady,

409
00:21:25,748 --> 00:21:27,215
you gotta steal that book.

410
00:21:27,417 --> 00:21:29,146
- No way!
- Oh, come on. We could publish it,

411
00:21:29,352 --> 00:21:31,820
and then everybody would see
what an ax-wound she really is.

412
00:21:32,021 --> 00:21:34,717
- I don't steal.
- That is for your feet.

413
00:21:34,924 --> 00:21:37,916
Cady, there are two kinds
of evil people.

414
00:21:38,127 --> 00:21:39,526
People who do evil stuff,

415
00:21:39,729 --> 00:21:43,324
and people who see evil stuff
being done and don't try to stop it.

416
00:21:43,633 --> 00:21:48,070
Does that mean I'm morally
obligated to burn that lady's outfit?

417
00:21:48,471 --> 00:21:49,904
Oh, my God, that's Ms. Norbury.

418
00:21:50,106 --> 00:21:51,539
I love seeing teachers
outside of school.

419
00:21:51,741 --> 00:21:53,834
It's like seeing a dog
walk on its hind legs.

420
00:21:55,111 --> 00:21:57,011
Hey, guys, what's up?
I didn't know you worked here.

421
00:21:57,213 --> 00:21:59,773
Yeah, moderately priced soaps
are my calling.

422
00:22:00,083 --> 00:22:02,881
- You shopping?
- No, I'm just here with my boyfriend.

423
00:22:05,688 --> 00:22:08,816
Joking. Sometimes older people
make jokes.

424
00:22:09,025 --> 00:22:11,585
My nana takes her wig off
when she's drunk.

425
00:22:11,794 --> 00:22:13,887
Your nana and I have that
in common.

426
00:22:14,097 --> 00:22:16,793
No, actually, I'm just here because
I bartend a couple nights a week

427
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:18,729
down at P. J. Calamity's.

428
00:22:19,769 --> 00:22:21,600
Cady, I hope you do
join Mathletes, you know,

429
00:22:21,804 --> 00:22:23,169
because we start in a couple weeks

430
00:22:23,373 --> 00:22:25,000
and I would love
to have a girl on the team,

431
00:22:25,208 --> 00:22:27,506
just, you know, so the team
could meet a girl.

432
00:22:27,710 --> 00:22:29,678
- I think I'm gonna do it.
- Great.

433
00:22:29,879 --> 00:22:32,143
You can't join Mathletes.
It's social suicide.

434
00:22:32,348 --> 00:22:34,646
Thanks, Damian.

435
00:22:34,951 --> 00:22:38,409
Well, this has been
sufficiently awkward.

436
00:22:38,621 --> 00:22:40,555
And I'll see you guys tomorrow.

437
00:22:40,757 --> 00:22:42,349
- Bye.
- Bye.

438
00:22:42,559 --> 00:22:45,722
Oh, man, that is bleak.

439
00:22:45,929 --> 00:22:47,794
So when are you gonna
see Regina again?

440
00:22:48,264 --> 00:22:50,061
I can't spy on her anymore.
It's weird.

441
00:22:50,266 --> 00:22:54,100
Come on, she's never gonna find out.
It'll be like our little secret.

442
00:22:57,507 --> 00:22:59,031
- Hello?
- I know your secret.

443
00:22:59,242 --> 00:23:00,470
Oh, God, busted.

444
00:23:00,677 --> 00:23:02,907
Just start apologizing and crying.
No, play it cool.

445
00:23:03,112 --> 00:23:04,704
Secret?
What are you saying about?

446
00:23:04,914 --> 00:23:07,041
Gretchen told me
that you like Aaron Samuels.

447
00:23:07,250 --> 00:23:09,445
I mean, I don't care,
do whatever you want.

448
00:23:09,652 --> 00:23:11,984
But let me just tell you something
about Aaron:

449
00:23:12,188 --> 00:23:16,522
All he cares about is school
and his mom and his friends.

450
00:23:16,726 --> 00:23:18,990
- Is that bad?
- But if you like him...

451
00:23:19,195 --> 00:23:22,358
Whatever. I mean, I could talk
to him for you if you want.

452
00:23:22,565 --> 00:23:25,432
Really? You would do that? I mean,
nothing embarrassing, though, right?

453
00:23:25,635 --> 00:23:28,229
Oh, no, trust me.
I know exactly how to play it.

454
00:23:28,638 --> 00:23:32,665
But wait. Aren't you so mad
at Gretchen for telling me?

455
00:23:32,875 --> 00:23:34,240
- No.
- Because if you are,

456
00:23:34,444 --> 00:23:37,641
you can tell me. It was a really
bitchy thing for her to do.

457
00:23:37,847 --> 00:23:40,816
Yeah, it was pretty bitchy,
but I'm not mad.

458
00:23:41,017 --> 00:23:42,382
I mean, I guess she just
likes the attention.

459
00:23:42,585 --> 00:23:44,212
See, Gretch? I told you
she's not mad at you.

460
00:23:44,420 --> 00:23:45,978
I can't believe you think
I like attention!

461
00:23:46,189 --> 00:23:48,885
OK, love you. See you tomorrow.

462
00:23:49,459 --> 00:23:51,620
I had survived my first
three-way calling attack.

463
00:23:52,095 --> 00:23:55,553
And with Regina's blessing, I started
talking to Aaron more and more.

464
00:23:55,932 --> 00:23:58,230
On October 3rd, he asked me
what day it was.

465
00:23:58,601 --> 00:24:00,193
It's October 3rd.

466
00:24:00,403 --> 00:24:02,268
Two weeks later, we spoke again.

467
00:24:02,472 --> 00:24:04,167
It's raining.

468
00:24:04,374 --> 00:24:05,898
Yeah.

469
00:24:06,109 --> 00:24:07,872
But I wanted things to move faster.

470
00:24:08,077 --> 00:24:10,443
So I followed my instincts.

471
00:24:10,647 --> 00:24:13,377
Hey, I'm totally lost.
Can you help me?

472
00:24:13,583 --> 00:24:14,811
- But I wasn't lost.
- Yeah.

473
00:24:15,018 --> 00:24:16,883
I knew exactly what Ms. Norbury
was talking about.

474
00:24:17,086 --> 00:24:20,055
It's a factorial, so you multiply
each one by N.

475
00:24:20,256 --> 00:24:21,484
Wrong.

476
00:24:21,691 --> 00:24:22,988
Is that the summation?

477
00:24:24,327 --> 00:24:25,658
Yeah, they're the same thing.

478
00:24:25,862 --> 00:24:27,727
Wrong. He was so wrong.

479
00:24:27,930 --> 00:24:31,161
Thanks. I... I get it now.

480
00:24:31,367 --> 00:24:35,030
Lights, please.
OK. See you guys tomorrow.

481
00:24:36,939 --> 00:24:39,464
We're having a Halloween party
at my friend Chris' tonight.

482
00:24:40,043 --> 00:24:41,943
You wanna come?

483
00:24:42,245 --> 00:24:43,803
Yeah, sure.

484
00:24:44,013 --> 00:24:46,243
Great. Here's where it is.

485
00:24:46,449 --> 00:24:48,747
It's a costume party.
People get pretty into it.

486
00:24:49,118 --> 00:24:50,551
OK.

487
00:24:50,753 --> 00:24:53,881
That flier admits one person only,

488
00:24:54,090 --> 00:24:56,183
so don't bring some
other guy with you.

489
00:24:56,626 --> 00:24:58,218
"Grool."

490
00:24:58,861 --> 00:25:01,159
I meant to say "cool"
and then I started to say "great".

491
00:25:01,464 --> 00:25:04,490
Right. Well... grool.

492
00:25:05,435 --> 00:25:07,733
See you tonight.

493
00:25:09,072 --> 00:25:12,098
Hey, Africa. You staying
for the Mathletes meeting?

494
00:25:12,542 --> 00:25:14,339
Yeah, I'll be right back.

495
00:25:16,079 --> 00:25:19,913
OK, I lied. But I had to go home
and work on my costume.

496
00:25:20,450 --> 00:25:23,442
In the regular world, Halloween is
when children dress up in costumes

497
00:25:23,653 --> 00:25:24,984
and beg for candy.

498
00:25:25,188 --> 00:25:27,748
In Girl World, Halloween
is the one nigth a year

499
00:25:27,957 --> 00:25:29,549
when a girl can dress
like a total slut

500
00:25:29,759 --> 00:25:31,727
and no other girls can
say anything about it.

501
00:25:31,928 --> 00:25:33,759
The hard-core girls just wear lingerie

502
00:25:33,963 --> 00:25:35,555
and some form of animal ears.

503
00:25:35,765 --> 00:25:37,562
Doesn't she look great, honey?

504
00:25:39,769 --> 00:25:42,602
- What are you?
- I'm a mouse.

505
00:25:44,107 --> 00:25:46,598
Unfortunately, no one told
me about the slut rule.

506
00:25:46,976 --> 00:25:49,536
So I showed up like this.

507
00:25:55,485 --> 00:25:56,975
Hey.

508
00:25:58,955 --> 00:26:01,719
Yes! Yes!

509
00:26:06,662 --> 00:26:08,152
Hey.

510
00:26:08,698 --> 00:26:10,461
Why are you dressed so scary?

511
00:26:10,900 --> 00:26:12,629
It's Halloween.

512
00:26:12,835 --> 00:26:14,325
Have you seen Jason?

513
00:26:14,670 --> 00:26:16,763
You know who's looking fine tonight?

514
00:26:16,973 --> 00:26:18,998
Seth Mosakowski.

515
00:26:19,208 --> 00:26:22,974
- OK, you did not just say that.
- What? He's a good kisser.

516
00:26:23,179 --> 00:26:24,510
He's your cousin.

517
00:26:24,881 --> 00:26:26,473
Yeah, but he's my first cousin.

518
00:26:26,883 --> 00:26:28,851
- Right.
- So you have your cousins

519
00:26:29,051 --> 00:26:30,712
and then you have your first cousins,

520
00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:33,480
- then you have your second cousins...
- No, honey.

521
00:26:34,157 --> 00:26:35,522
That's not right, is it?

522
00:26:35,725 --> 00:26:37,317
That is so not right.

523
00:26:37,527 --> 00:26:39,518
- Hey!
- Hey.

524
00:26:39,729 --> 00:26:41,196
You made it.

525
00:26:41,397 --> 00:26:45,356
And you are... a zombie bride.

526
00:26:45,568 --> 00:26:47,263
An "ex-wife".

527
00:26:47,470 --> 00:26:49,495
Love it. Can I get you
something to drink?

528
00:26:49,705 --> 00:26:51,172
- Yeah.
- Be right back.

529
00:26:51,374 --> 00:26:53,103
Thanks.

530
00:26:54,710 --> 00:26:56,200
Karen, stop it.

531
00:26:56,612 --> 00:26:58,842
- Don't, Karen...
- Hey, Seth!

532
00:27:02,518 --> 00:27:03,780
Hey.

533
00:27:03,986 --> 00:27:05,681
Oh, no.

534
00:27:05,888 --> 00:27:07,219
Didn't anybody tell you?

535
00:27:07,423 --> 00:27:08,981
You were supposed
to wear a costume.

536
00:27:09,358 --> 00:27:12,327
Shut up. I need to talk to you.

537
00:27:12,528 --> 00:27:14,894
- You know that girl Cady?
- Yeah, she's cool.

538
00:27:15,097 --> 00:27:16,394
I invited her tonight.

539
00:27:17,733 --> 00:27:20,167
Well, be careful because
she has a huge crush on you.

540
00:27:20,570 --> 00:27:22,731
Really? How do you know?

541
00:27:23,472 --> 00:27:25,201
Because she told me.

542
00:27:25,408 --> 00:27:27,876
She tells everybody.
It's kind of cute, actually.

543
00:27:28,077 --> 00:27:30,739
She's like a little girl. She, like,
writes all over her notebook,

544
00:27:30,947 --> 00:27:32,278
"Mrs. Aaron Samuels."

545
00:27:32,648 --> 00:27:34,946
And she made this T-shirt that says
"I heart Aaron"

546
00:27:35,151 --> 00:27:36,982
and she wears it
under all her clothes.

547
00:27:37,186 --> 00:27:39,416
- Oh, come on.
- Well, who can blame her?

548
00:27:39,622 --> 00:27:40,987
I mean, you're gorgeous.

549
00:27:42,692 --> 00:27:45,217
And OK, look, I'm not saying
she's a stalker,

550
00:27:45,428 --> 00:27:47,953
but she saved
this Kleenex you used

551
00:27:48,164 --> 00:27:51,600
and she said she's gonna do
some kind of African voodoo with it

552
00:27:51,801 --> 00:27:53,462
to make you like her.

553
00:27:54,036 --> 00:27:55,264
What?

554
00:27:59,642 --> 00:28:00,870
This was it.

555
00:28:01,077 --> 00:28:03,443
Regina said she would talk
to Aaron for me, and now she was.

556
00:28:03,646 --> 00:28:08,083
I know she's kind of socially retarded
and weird, but she's my friend,

557
00:28:08,284 --> 00:28:10,912
so just promise me
you won't make fun of her.

558
00:28:11,120 --> 00:28:12,678
Of course I'm not gonna
make fun of her.

559
00:28:13,322 --> 00:28:14,949
How could Janis hate Regina?

560
00:28:15,157 --> 00:28:17,216
Ste was such a good...

561
00:28:18,227 --> 00:28:19,455
Slut!

562
00:28:26,068 --> 00:28:28,559
What are you doing?
You broke up with me.

563
00:28:28,905 --> 00:28:31,601
That's crazy. Why would
I break up with you?

564
00:28:31,807 --> 00:28:34,002
You're so hot.

565
00:28:40,917 --> 00:28:42,646
That's a scary mask, bro.

566
00:28:43,119 --> 00:28:44,711
I had never felt this feeling before.

567
00:28:44,921 --> 00:28:46,582
I could tear my heartbeat in my ears.

568
00:28:46,789 --> 00:28:48,916
My stomach felt like it was
going to fall out my butt.

569
00:28:49,125 --> 00:28:52,185
I had this lump in my throat like
after you dry-swallow a big pill.

570
00:28:52,395 --> 00:28:55,125
I hated Regina. I hated her!

571
00:29:11,213 --> 00:29:12,703
She took him back.

572
00:29:12,915 --> 00:29:14,576
Regina took Aaron back.

573
00:29:14,951 --> 00:29:17,977
- Oh, no, Cady.
- Why would she do that?

574
00:29:18,187 --> 00:29:19,814
Because she's a life-ruiner.

575
00:29:20,022 --> 00:29:21,751
She ruins people's lives.

576
00:29:21,958 --> 00:29:24,051
When we were 13, she made
people sign this petition

577
00:29:24,260 --> 00:29:26,125
- saying that Janis was...
- Damian! Please!

578
00:29:26,329 --> 00:29:28,194
Look, she's not gonna get away
with this again, OK?

579
00:29:28,397 --> 00:29:31,059
- We're gonna do something.
- We are?

580
00:29:32,935 --> 00:29:34,926
Regina George is an evil dictator.

581
00:29:35,438 --> 00:29:37,497
Now, how do you overthrow a dictator?

582
00:29:37,707 --> 00:29:40,107
You cut off her resources.

583
00:29:40,309 --> 00:29:43,437
Regina would be nothing without
her high-status man candy...

584
00:29:45,014 --> 00:29:46,538
...technically good physique...

585
00:29:48,217 --> 00:29:50,412
...and ignorant band of loyal followers.

586
00:29:52,855 --> 00:29:55,517
Now, Cady, if we want this to work,

587
00:29:55,725 --> 00:29:58,125
you are gonna have to keep hanging
out with them like nothing is wrong.

588
00:29:58,327 --> 00:29:59,954
Can you do it?

589
00:30:00,262 --> 00:30:01,524
I can do it.

590
00:30:01,731 --> 00:30:04,598
OK, let's rock this bitch.

591
00:30:06,135 --> 00:30:09,161
Pretending like nothing was wrong
turned out to be surprisingly easy.

592
00:30:09,372 --> 00:30:12,398
Regina wanted me to tell you that she
was trying to hook you up with Aaron,

593
00:30:12,608 --> 00:30:14,803
but he was just interested
in getting her back.

594
00:30:15,011 --> 00:30:16,342
And that's not Regina's fault.

595
00:30:16,545 --> 00:30:18,877
- No, I know.
- OK, so you're not mad at Regina?

596
00:30:19,115 --> 00:30:20,639
- God, no.
- Oh, OK, good.

597
00:30:20,850 --> 00:30:24,547
Because Regina wanted me
to give you this.

598
00:30:28,024 --> 00:30:29,457
It's called
the South Beach Fat Flush,

599
00:30:29,658 --> 00:30:31,888
and all you drink is
cranberry juice for 72 hours.

600
00:30:32,094 --> 00:30:33,322
This isn't even cranberry juice.

601
00:30:33,529 --> 00:30:35,622
It's cranberry juice cocktail.
It's all sugar.

602
00:30:35,831 --> 00:30:38,925
- I wanna lose 3 pounds.
- You're crazy.

603
00:30:40,002 --> 00:30:43,494
Why do you wear your hair like that?
You hair looks so sexy pushed back.

604
00:30:43,806 --> 00:30:46,798
Cady, will you please tell him
his hair looks sexy pushed back.

605
00:30:47,009 --> 00:30:49,739
Regina was dangling Aaron
in front of me on purpose.

606
00:30:49,945 --> 00:30:52,345
I knew how this would be
settled in the animal world.

607
00:31:02,058 --> 00:31:03,286
But this was Girl World.

608
00:31:03,492 --> 00:31:05,255
Your hair looks sexy pushed back.

609
00:31:06,729 --> 00:31:10,256
And in Girl World,
all the figthing had to be sneaky.

610
00:31:11,500 --> 00:31:15,061
All this cranberry juice
is making me break out.

611
00:31:15,538 --> 00:31:17,904
Wait. I have this really good
skin stuff I'll bring you.

612
00:31:18,107 --> 00:31:19,074
OK.

613
00:31:19,608 --> 00:31:22,975
We kept our eyes open
for opportunities for sabotage.

614
00:31:29,285 --> 00:31:31,116
Regina.

615
00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:32,810
- Here you go.
- Thank you.

616
00:31:37,293 --> 00:31:38,726
- Hey.
- Hey.

617
00:31:43,299 --> 00:31:45,961
Your face smells like peppermint.

618
00:32:19,401 --> 00:32:20,868
This is ass, you guys.

619
00:32:21,504 --> 00:32:25,270
It's been a month, and all we've done
is make Regina's face smell like a foot.

620
00:32:25,474 --> 00:32:26,702
I've been really busy with choir.

621
00:32:26,909 --> 00:32:28,467
We gotta crack Gretchen Wieners.

622
00:32:28,677 --> 00:32:30,406
We crack Gretchen,
and then we crack the lock

623
00:32:30,613 --> 00:32:32,308
on Regina's whole dirty history.

624
00:32:32,515 --> 00:32:34,039
- Say "crack" again.
- Crack.

625
00:32:34,250 --> 00:32:36,241
- All right, let's reconvene tonight.
- I can't.

626
00:32:36,452 --> 00:32:38,920
I have to go to Regina's
to practise for the talent show.

627
00:32:39,121 --> 00:32:41,988
- We're doing a dance to this song...
- "Jingle Bell Rock."

628
00:32:42,191 --> 00:32:43,419
You guys know that song?

629
00:32:43,626 --> 00:32:46,117
Everybody in the English-speaking
world knows that song.

630
00:32:46,328 --> 00:32:47,955
They do it every year.

631
00:32:48,164 --> 00:32:50,064
Well, I have to learn it.

632
00:32:50,266 --> 00:32:51,961
Go.

633
00:32:52,268 --> 00:32:55,135
- Hey.
- Why were you talking to Janis Ian?

634
00:32:55,337 --> 00:32:56,736
I don't know, I mean, she's so weird.

635
00:32:56,939 --> 00:32:59,772
She just, you know, came up to me
and started talking to me about crack.

636
00:33:00,576 --> 00:33:01,873
She's so pathetic.

637
00:33:02,511 --> 00:33:04,502
Let me tell you something
about Janis Ian.

638
00:33:04,713 --> 00:33:06,237
We were best friends
in middle school.

639
00:33:06,448 --> 00:33:07,676
I know, right?

640
00:33:07,883 --> 00:33:10,716
It's so embarrassing.
I don't even... Whatever.

641
00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:13,514
So then in eighth grade, I started
going out with my first boyfriend,

642
00:33:13,722 --> 00:33:16,748
Kyle, who was totally gorgeous,
but then he moved to Indiana.

643
00:33:16,959 --> 00:33:19,359
And Janis was, like,
weirdly jealous of him.

644
00:33:19,562 --> 00:33:21,723
Like, if I would blow her off
to hang out with Kyle,

645
00:33:21,931 --> 00:33:23,922
she'd be like,
"Why didn't you call me back?"

646
00:33:24,133 --> 00:33:27,000
And I'd be like, "Why are you
so obsessed with me?"

647
00:33:27,203 --> 00:33:29,967
So then, for my birthday party,
which was an all-girls pool party,

648
00:33:30,172 --> 00:33:34,108
I was like, "Janis, I can't invite you,
because I think you're a lesbian."

649
00:33:34,310 --> 00:33:36,710
I mean, I couldn't
have a lesbian at my party.

650
00:33:36,912 --> 00:33:38,971
There are gonna be girls there
in their bathing suits.

651
00:33:39,181 --> 00:33:40,671
I mean, right?
She was a lesbian.

652
00:33:41,083 --> 00:33:43,210
So then her mom called my mom
and started yelling at her.

653
00:33:43,419 --> 00:33:44,784
It was so retarded.

654
00:33:44,987 --> 00:33:47,251
And then she dropped out of school
because no one would talk to her.

655
00:33:47,456 --> 00:33:49,356
When she came back
in the fall for high school,

656
00:33:49,558 --> 00:33:52,049
all of her hair was cut off
and she was totally weird,

657
00:33:52,261 --> 00:33:53,592
and now I guess she's on crack.

658
00:33:55,264 --> 00:33:57,095
Oh, my God!
I love your skirt.

659
00:33:57,299 --> 00:33:59,028
Where did you get it?

660
00:33:59,235 --> 00:34:00,793
It was my mom's in the '80s.

661
00:34:01,237 --> 00:34:03,398
Vintage. So adorable.

662
00:34:03,606 --> 00:34:05,301
Thanks.

663
00:34:05,874 --> 00:34:08,035
That is the ugliest F-ing skirt
I've ever seen.

664
00:34:09,645 --> 00:34:12,273
Oh, my God, I love your bracelet.
Where did you get it?

665
00:34:15,651 --> 00:34:17,414
So are you gonna send
any candy canes?

666
00:34:17,620 --> 00:34:19,884
No. I don't send them,
I just get them.

667
00:34:20,389 --> 00:34:22,755
So you better send me one, byotch.

668
00:34:22,958 --> 00:34:24,186
Love you.

669
00:34:25,194 --> 00:34:27,094
I was definitely sending her one.

670
00:34:27,296 --> 00:34:29,924
I was gonna use three candy canes
to crack Gretchen Wieners.

671
00:34:30,132 --> 00:34:31,360
Three, please.

672
00:34:31,567 --> 00:34:35,230
"Why, Man, he doth bestride
the narrow world like a colossus"

673
00:34:35,437 --> 00:34:37,098
might translate into

674
00:34:37,306 --> 00:34:39,672
"Why is he so huge
and obnoxious?"

675
00:34:42,544 --> 00:34:45,741
- Candy cane-grams!
- OK, hurry up.

676
00:34:45,948 --> 00:34:48,576
Taylor Zimmerman?
Two for you.

677
00:34:48,784 --> 00:34:50,274
Glenn Cocco?

678
00:34:50,486 --> 00:34:54,183
Four for you, Glenn Cocco.
You go, Glenn Cocco.

679
00:34:54,390 --> 00:34:56,449
And Cady Heron.

680
00:34:56,659 --> 00:34:57,956
Do we have a Cady Heron here?

681
00:34:58,160 --> 00:35:00,685
- It's Cady.
- Oh, Cady, here you go.

682
00:35:00,896 --> 00:35:04,297
One for you. And none
for Gretchen Wieners. Bye.

683
00:35:06,368 --> 00:35:07,596
Who's that from?

684
00:35:07,803 --> 00:35:10,397
"Thanks for being such
a great friend. Love, Regina."

685
00:35:10,606 --> 00:35:12,267
That's so sweet.

686
00:35:12,608 --> 00:35:14,974
OK, back to Caesar.

687
00:35:15,377 --> 00:35:17,345
Once Gretchen thought
Regina was mad at her,

688
00:35:17,546 --> 00:35:19,343
the secrets started pouring out.

689
00:35:19,548 --> 00:35:21,573
All I had to do was wait for one
we could use.

690
00:35:21,784 --> 00:35:23,251
Thank you.

691
00:35:24,887 --> 00:35:27,947
Welcome to the North Shore
High School winter talent show.

692
00:35:28,157 --> 00:35:30,819
Let me hear you make some noise.

693
00:35:35,731 --> 00:35:36,959
All right, settle down.

694
00:35:38,434 --> 00:35:41,767
Our first act calls himself
a star on the rise.

695
00:35:41,970 --> 00:35:44,234
Let's hear it for Damian.

696
00:35:50,145 --> 00:35:52,045
Don't look at me.

697
00:35:52,915 --> 00:35:56,851
Every day is so wonderful

698
00:35:57,286 --> 00:36:01,347
I mean, why would Regina send
you guys candy canes and not me?

699
00:36:01,557 --> 00:36:03,024
Maybe she forgot about you.

700
00:36:03,225 --> 00:36:05,090
Yeah, Regina has been acting
kind of weird lately.

701
00:36:05,294 --> 00:36:06,989
I mean, is something bothering her?

702
00:36:07,196 --> 00:36:10,359
Well, I mean, her parents totally
don't sleep in the same bed anymore,

703
00:36:10,566 --> 00:36:11,828
if that's what you mean.

704
00:36:12,768 --> 00:36:15,328
Oh, my God.
Don't tell her I told you that.

705
00:36:15,537 --> 00:36:20,406
I am beautiful in every single way

706
00:36:20,609 --> 00:36:23,879
Yes, words can't bring me down

707
00:36:23,879 --> 00:36:24,868
Yes, words can't bring me down

708
00:36:25,814 --> 00:36:29,011
Don't you bring me down today

709
00:36:29,218 --> 00:36:31,379
I mean, no offense,

710
00:36:31,587 --> 00:36:33,214
but why would she send
you a candy cane?

711
00:36:33,422 --> 00:36:34,855
She doesn't even
like you that much.

712
00:36:35,891 --> 00:36:37,119
Maybe she feels weird around me

713
00:36:37,326 --> 00:36:40,591
because I'm the only person
that knows about her nose job.

714
00:36:41,497 --> 00:36:44,330
Oh, my God.
Pretend you didn't hear that.

715
00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:46,267
Yo, yo, yo

716
00:36:46,468 --> 00:36:50,336
All you sucker MCs
Ain't got nothing on me

717
00:36:50,539 --> 00:36:52,530
From my grades to my lines
You can't touch Kevin G

718
00:36:52,741 --> 00:36:54,868
I'm a Mathlete
So nerd is inferred

719
00:36:55,077 --> 00:36:57,102
But forget what you heard
I'm like James Bond the Third

720
00:36:57,312 --> 00:36:59,007
Shaken not stirred
I'm Kevin Gnapoor

721
00:36:59,214 --> 00:37:00,909
The G is silent
when I sneak in your door

722
00:37:01,116 --> 00:37:03,107
And make love to your woman
On the bathroom floor

723
00:37:03,318 --> 00:37:05,377
I don't play it like Staggy
You'll know it was me

724
00:37:05,587 --> 00:37:07,646
Because the next time you see her
She'll be like

725
00:37:07,856 --> 00:37:10,757
- Kevin G!
- Thank you, Kevin, that's enough.

726
00:37:10,959 --> 00:37:12,483
Happy holidays, everybody.

727
00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:19,995
K.G. And the Power of Three.

728
00:37:20,869 --> 00:37:22,632
That was something.

729
00:37:23,338 --> 00:37:25,806
Does it bother you that they still
use your original choreography?

730
00:37:26,008 --> 00:37:27,236
Shut up.

731
00:37:27,443 --> 00:37:29,070
Damn.

732
00:37:29,344 --> 00:37:30,902
- What?
- I'd rather see you out there

733
00:37:31,113 --> 00:37:32,341
shaking that thing.

734
00:37:35,317 --> 00:37:36,579
Gretchen, switch sides with Cady.

735
00:37:37,386 --> 00:37:38,751
But I'm always on your left.

736
00:37:38,954 --> 00:37:42,151
That was when there were three of us,
and now the tallest go in the middle.

737
00:37:42,357 --> 00:37:44,518
But the whole dance
will be backwards.

738
00:37:44,726 --> 00:37:46,250
I'm always on your left.

739
00:37:46,462 --> 00:37:49,431
And right now you're getting
on my last nerve. Switch.

740
00:37:51,066 --> 00:37:54,001
And finally,
please welcome to the stage

741
00:37:54,203 --> 00:37:57,195
Santa's Helpers doing
"Jingle Bell Rock".

742
00:38:08,484 --> 00:38:12,318
Jingle bell, jingle bell
Jingle bell rock

743
00:38:12,521 --> 00:38:16,082
Jingle bells swing
And jingle bells ring

744
00:38:16,291 --> 00:38:19,624
Snowing and blowing
Up bustels of fun

745
00:38:20,362 --> 00:38:23,889
Now the jingle top has begun

746
00:38:24,099 --> 00:38:27,500
Jingle bell, jingle bell
Jingle bell rock

747
00:38:27,703 --> 00:38:31,366
Jingle bells chime
In jingle bell time

748
00:38:31,573 --> 00:38:35,509
Dancing and prancing
In Jingle Bell Square

749
00:38:35,711 --> 00:38:37,042
In the fr...

750
00:38:45,087 --> 00:38:46,384
Jason?

751
00:38:52,961 --> 00:38:56,829
What a brigth time
It's the rigth time

752
00:38:57,032 --> 00:38:59,865
To rock the nigth away

753
00:39:00,536 --> 00:39:05,269
Jingle bell time
Is a swell time

754
00:39:05,474 --> 00:39:08,739
To go riding in a one-torse sleigh

755
00:39:08,944 --> 00:39:12,380
Giddyap jingle torse
Pick up your feet

756
00:39:12,581 --> 00:39:15,948
Jingle around the clock

757
00:39:16,151 --> 00:39:19,780
Mix and mingle in a jingling beat

758
00:39:19,988 --> 00:39:21,683
That's the jingle bell

759
00:39:21,890 --> 00:39:23,380
That's the jingle bell

760
00:39:23,592 --> 00:39:26,891
That's the jingle bell rock

761
00:39:41,643 --> 00:39:42,871
That was the best it ever went!

762
00:39:43,078 --> 00:39:45,137
- That was awesome.
- Lip gloss.

763
00:39:45,714 --> 00:39:47,739
- Hey, good job, Africa.
- Thanks.

764
00:39:48,317 --> 00:39:50,285
Cady's blushing. Oh, my God.

765
00:39:50,485 --> 00:39:52,851
- You totally have a crush on that guy.
- No, I don't.

766
00:39:53,055 --> 00:39:54,784
That's why you wanted
to join the Mathletes.

767
00:39:54,990 --> 00:39:56,651
Mathletes? You hate math.

768
00:39:56,858 --> 00:39:58,485
Look how red she is.

769
00:39:58,694 --> 00:40:00,924
You love him. And he totally
complimented you.

770
00:40:01,129 --> 00:40:02,756
That is so fetch.

771
00:40:03,198 --> 00:40:05,496
Gretchen, stop trying
to make "fetch" happen.

772
00:40:05,701 --> 00:40:07,168
It's not going to happen.

773
00:40:12,507 --> 00:40:14,839
Why should Caesar get to stomp
around like a giant

774
00:40:15,043 --> 00:40:18,979
while the rest of us try not to get
smushed under his big feet?

775
00:40:19,181 --> 00:40:20,773
What's so great about Caesar?

776
00:40:20,983 --> 00:40:22,644
Brutus is just as cute as Caesar.

777
00:40:22,851 --> 00:40:24,478
OK, Brutus is just
as smart as Caesar.

778
00:40:24,686 --> 00:40:27,052
People totally like Brutus just
as much as they like Caesar.

779
00:40:27,255 --> 00:40:28,745
And when did it become
OK for one person

780
00:40:28,957 --> 00:40:30,219
to be the boss of everybody?

781
00:40:30,425 --> 00:40:31,892
Because that's not
what Rome is about!

782
00:40:32,094 --> 00:40:34,892
We should totally just stab Caesar!"

783
00:40:36,698 --> 00:40:38,928
Gretchen Wieners had cracked.

784
00:40:39,801 --> 00:40:43,430
OK, if you even knew how mean
she really is.

785
00:40:43,972 --> 00:40:47,032
You know that I'm not allowed
to wear hoop earrings, right?

786
00:40:47,242 --> 00:40:50,370
Yeah. Two years ago, she told me
that hoop earrings were her thing

787
00:40:50,579 --> 00:40:52,274
and that I wasn't allowed
to wear them anymore.

788
00:40:52,614 --> 00:40:54,809
And then for my Hanukkah,
my parents got me this pair

789
00:40:55,017 --> 00:40:57,781
of really expensive white-gold hoops.

790
00:40:57,986 --> 00:41:00,887
And I had to pretend
like I didn't even like them,

791
00:41:01,323 --> 00:41:02,551
and it was so sad.

792
00:41:03,225 --> 00:41:04,749
And you know she cheats on Aaron?

793
00:41:04,960 --> 00:41:07,155
Yes. Every Thursday he thinks
she's doing SAT prep.

794
00:41:07,362 --> 00:41:10,092
But really, she's hooking up with
Shane Oman in the projection room

795
00:41:10,298 --> 00:41:11,993
above the auditorium,

796
00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:14,498
and I never told anybody that,
because...

797
00:41:14,703 --> 00:41:18,161
...l'm such a good friend.

798
00:41:20,542 --> 00:41:24,308
Jackpot. Gretchen's secret
had put the plan back in motion.

799
00:41:24,513 --> 00:41:26,378
After Christmas break,
we tried every Thursday

800
00:41:26,581 --> 00:41:28,708
to help Aaron catch Regina
in the act.

801
00:42:00,382 --> 00:42:01,610
Hey.

802
00:42:01,817 --> 00:42:03,307
Hey, what's up?

803
00:42:03,518 --> 00:42:05,076
My purse!

804
00:42:05,887 --> 00:42:07,582
Looks like he's headed
for the projection room

805
00:42:07,789 --> 00:42:09,416
above the auditorium!

806
00:42:19,101 --> 00:42:20,932
Coach Carr?

807
00:42:22,204 --> 00:42:23,899
Trang Pak?

808
00:42:24,106 --> 00:42:24,573
Guys, why did we think
we could do this? We're amateurs.

809
00:42:24,573 --> 00:42:26,336
Guys, why did we think
we could do this? We're amateurs.

810
00:42:26,541 --> 00:42:29,169
No, we just have to regroup.
Think outside our box.

811
00:42:29,377 --> 00:42:31,004
What are Kälteen bars?

812
00:42:31,213 --> 00:42:33,113
They're these weird
Swedish nutrition bars.

813
00:42:33,315 --> 00:42:36,250
My mom used to give them to the kids
in Africa to help them gain weight.

814
00:42:40,355 --> 00:42:43,222
They're these weird nutrition bars
my mom uses to lose weight.

815
00:42:43,425 --> 00:42:45,120
Give me it.

816
00:42:47,963 --> 00:42:50,431
It's all in, like, Swedish or something.

817
00:42:50,899 --> 00:42:53,060
Yeah, you know, there's some
weird ingredient in them

818
00:42:53,268 --> 00:42:55,031
that's not legal in the U.S. yet.

819
00:42:55,237 --> 00:42:57,137
- Ephedrine?
- No.

820
00:42:57,339 --> 00:42:59,466
- Phentermine.
- No.

821
00:43:01,009 --> 00:43:04,410
It burns carbs.
It just burns up all your carbs.

822
00:43:04,746 --> 00:43:07,112
I really wanna lose 3 pounds.

823
00:43:08,383 --> 00:43:09,816
Oh, my God,
what are you talking about?

824
00:43:10,018 --> 00:43:11,280
You're so skinny.

825
00:43:11,486 --> 00:43:12,851
Shut up.

826
00:43:13,622 --> 00:43:15,249
The weird thing about
hanging out with Regina

827
00:43:15,457 --> 00:43:17,220
was that I could hate her,
and at the same time,

828
00:43:17,425 --> 00:43:18,756
I still wanted her to like me.

829
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:21,326
OK. You have really
good eyebrows.

830
00:43:21,530 --> 00:43:23,157
- Thanks.
- Move.

831
00:43:23,498 --> 00:43:26,092
Same with Gretchen.
The meaner Regina was to her,

832
00:43:26,301 --> 00:43:28,462
the more Gretchen
tried to win Regina back.

833
00:43:28,670 --> 00:43:31,070
Ste knew it was better to be
in The Plastics, hating life

834
00:43:31,273 --> 00:43:32,934
than to not be in at all.

835
00:43:33,375 --> 00:43:36,344
Because being with The Plastics
was like being famous.

836
00:43:36,878 --> 00:43:38,140
People looked at you all the time,

837
00:43:38,346 --> 00:43:40,610
and everybody
just knew stuff about you.

838
00:43:40,816 --> 00:43:42,977
That new girl
moved here from Africa.

839
00:43:43,185 --> 00:43:45,585
I saw Cady Heron wearing
Army pants and flip-flops,

840
00:43:45,787 --> 00:43:48,347
so I bought Army pants
and flip-flops.

841
00:43:48,557 --> 00:43:50,081
That Cady girl is hot.

842
00:43:50,292 --> 00:43:52,260
She might even be hotter
than Regina George.

843
00:43:52,460 --> 00:43:55,190
I hear Regina George
is dating Aaron Samuels again.

844
00:43:55,397 --> 00:43:58,264
The two were seen canoodling
at Chris Eisel's Halloween party.

845
00:43:58,466 --> 00:44:00,696
They've been inseparable ever since.

846
00:44:11,313 --> 00:44:12,712
I was a woman possessed.

847
00:44:12,914 --> 00:44:15,576
I spent about 80 percent
of my time talking about Regina.

848
00:44:15,784 --> 00:44:17,115
And the other 20 percent
of the time,

849
00:44:17,319 --> 00:44:19,014
I was praying for someone
else to bring her up

850
00:44:19,221 --> 00:44:21,018
so I could talk about her more.

851
00:44:21,223 --> 00:44:23,418
She's not even that good-looking
if you really look at her.

852
00:44:23,625 --> 00:44:25,525
I don't know.
Now that's she's getting fatter,

853
00:44:25,727 --> 00:44:27,160
she's got pretty big jugs.

854
00:44:27,362 --> 00:44:28,954
I could hear people
getting bored with me.

855
00:44:29,164 --> 00:44:32,600
But I couldn't stop. It just kept
coming up like word vomit.

856
00:44:33,001 --> 00:44:36,334
I have this theory that if you cut all her
hair off, she'd look like a British man.

857
00:44:36,538 --> 00:44:39,507
Yeah, I know.
You told me that one before.

858
00:44:40,041 --> 00:44:41,303
Hey, I'm having an art show.

859
00:44:41,509 --> 00:44:43,568
So why don't you take
a night off from your double life.

860
00:44:43,778 --> 00:44:46,178
- I want you to see it.
- Coolness.

861
00:44:47,849 --> 00:44:49,077
What is that smell?

862
00:44:49,284 --> 00:44:51,115
Oh, Regina gave me some perfume.

863
00:44:51,319 --> 00:44:53,219
You smell like a baby prostitute.

864
00:44:53,421 --> 00:44:54,683
Thanks.

865
00:44:56,091 --> 00:44:59,356
Meanwhile, I was finding any excuse
I could to talk to Aaron.

866
00:44:59,561 --> 00:45:02,189
I don't get this.
Do you get any of this?

867
00:45:02,631 --> 00:45:04,428
Nice job, Cady.

868
00:45:05,567 --> 00:45:07,694
Kind of seems like you get it.

869
00:45:07,969 --> 00:45:10,699
If I was gonna keep this going,
I was gonna have to really commit.

870
00:45:13,441 --> 00:45:14,874
Not your best.

871
00:45:15,677 --> 00:45:17,770
Damn, Africa, what happened?

872
00:45:17,979 --> 00:45:20,675
- How'd you do?
- Not so good.

873
00:45:20,882 --> 00:45:22,474
You know, I think I need a tutor.

874
00:45:23,218 --> 00:45:26,153
I'll tutor you, if you ever wanna get
together after school or something.

875
00:45:26,354 --> 00:45:28,117
Do you think Regina would mind?

876
00:45:28,323 --> 00:45:29,881
No. You guys are friends.

877
00:45:32,594 --> 00:45:34,585
Well, maybe we just won't tell her.

878
00:45:35,096 --> 00:45:37,326
So, what did you get for this one?

879
00:45:37,532 --> 00:45:39,329
Well, the first time I did it,
I got a zero.

880
00:45:39,534 --> 00:45:42,367
- Wrong.
- But then when I checked it, I got...

881
00:45:42,570 --> 00:45:44,094
...one.
- There you go.

882
00:45:44,306 --> 00:45:45,898
I got one too.

883
00:45:46,541 --> 00:45:49,066
Yeah, you have to check it
because sometimes the product

884
00:45:49,277 --> 00:45:51,768
of two negative integers
is a positive number.

885
00:45:52,247 --> 00:45:54,442
Yeah, like negative four
and negative six.

886
00:45:55,116 --> 00:45:57,778
That's right. That's good.

887
00:45:57,986 --> 00:46:00,079
Well, you're a good tutor.

888
00:46:08,463 --> 00:46:12,797
Man, look, I... I can't do this.

889
00:46:13,001 --> 00:46:15,765
- It's not fair to Regina.
- Why do you like her?

890
00:46:15,971 --> 00:46:18,667
Look, I know she can be really
mean sometimes, but...

891
00:46:18,873 --> 00:46:20,773
- Then why do you like her?
- Why do you?

892
00:46:21,343 --> 00:46:23,038
Look, there's good and bad
to everybody. Right?

893
00:46:23,244 --> 00:46:24,939
Regina's just...

894
00:46:25,146 --> 00:46:27,979
- She's just more up-front about it.
- Oh, no. It was coming up.

895
00:46:28,183 --> 00:46:29,912
The word vomit.
I didn't mean to say it, but...

896
00:46:30,118 --> 00:46:31,881
She's cheating on you!

897
00:46:34,055 --> 00:46:35,488
What?

898
00:46:40,061 --> 00:46:42,359
Did he say why?

899
00:46:42,564 --> 00:46:44,464
Somebody told him
about Shane Oman.

900
00:46:45,033 --> 00:46:46,364
Who?

901
00:46:46,568 --> 00:46:48,058
He said some guy
on the baseball team.

902
00:46:48,269 --> 00:46:50,396
Baseball team?

903
00:46:50,605 --> 00:46:54,006
I gave him everything.
I was half a virgin when I met him.

904
00:46:54,209 --> 00:46:55,733
You wanna do something fun?

905
00:46:56,578 --> 00:46:58,136
You wanna go to Taco Bell?

906
00:46:58,346 --> 00:47:01,679
I can't go to Taco Bell,
I'm on an all-carb diet.

907
00:47:01,883 --> 00:47:04,716
God, Karen, you are so stupid!

908
00:47:04,919 --> 00:47:06,409
Regina, wait. Talk to me.

909
00:47:06,621 --> 00:47:09,715
- Nobody understands me.
- I understand you.

910
00:47:10,158 --> 00:47:11,750
You're not stupid, Karen.

911
00:47:11,960 --> 00:47:14,155
No. I am, actually.

912
00:47:14,362 --> 00:47:16,557
I'm failing almost everything.

913
00:47:16,765 --> 00:47:18,699
Well, there must be something
you're good at.

914
00:47:20,502 --> 00:47:22,265
I can put my whole fist
in my mouth.

915
00:47:22,470 --> 00:47:23,698
Wanna see?

916
00:47:23,905 --> 00:47:25,736
No. That's OK.

917
00:47:25,940 --> 00:47:27,202
Anything else?

918
00:47:28,209 --> 00:47:30,040
I'm kind of psychic.

919
00:47:30,245 --> 00:47:32,110
I have a fifth sense.

920
00:47:32,881 --> 00:47:36,180
- What do you mean?
- It's like I have ESPN or something.

921
00:47:36,718 --> 00:47:40,017
My breasts can always tell
when it's gonna rain.

922
00:47:41,489 --> 00:47:44,049
Really? That's amazing.

923
00:47:44,993 --> 00:47:47,928
Well, they can tell when it's raining.

924
00:47:51,933 --> 00:47:53,764
I have to admit,
I was mildly horrified

925
00:47:53,968 --> 00:47:56,266
when Aaron didn't immediately
ask me to be his girlfriend.

926
00:47:56,471 --> 00:47:58,701
I mean, I know he was sad,
but how much time did he need?

927
00:47:58,907 --> 00:48:00,397
Regina had moved on.

928
00:48:03,211 --> 00:48:05,577
Do you guys need anything?
Some snacks?

929
00:48:06,114 --> 00:48:07,479
A condom?

930
00:48:07,682 --> 00:48:11,118
Let me know.
Oh, God love you.

931
00:48:11,319 --> 00:48:13,048
But overall, the plan
was going pretty well.

932
00:48:13,254 --> 00:48:15,381
Aaron had dumped Regina,
and she was unknowingly

933
00:48:15,590 --> 00:48:17,251
eating 5,000 calories a day.

934
00:48:17,459 --> 00:48:19,518
It was time to turn our attention
to the army of skanks.

935
00:48:21,162 --> 00:48:23,932
And finally, the nominees for
Spring Fling Queen are as follows:

936
00:48:23,932 --> 00:48:25,763
And finally, the nominees for
Spring Fling Queen are as follows:

937
00:48:26,134 --> 00:48:28,329
Regina George.

938
00:48:29,871 --> 00:48:31,896
Gretchen Wieners.

939
00:48:33,942 --> 00:48:35,170
Janis Ian.

940
00:48:36,010 --> 00:48:38,171
What is happening to the world?

941
00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:40,313
And the final nominee...

942
00:48:40,515 --> 00:48:43,006
I couldn't help myself.
It was so easy.

943
00:48:43,218 --> 00:48:44,446
... is Cady Heron.

944
00:48:45,186 --> 00:48:47,620
Damian, you put me in there too?
That's not part of the plan.

945
00:48:47,822 --> 00:48:49,449
I didn't put you in there.

946
00:48:49,657 --> 00:48:51,750
You mean I'm really nominated?

947
00:48:55,697 --> 00:48:58,257
In January, Regina had put
a Spring Fling dress on hold

948
00:48:58,466 --> 00:48:59,990
at a store called 1-3-5.

949
00:49:00,201 --> 00:49:02,192
But being Plastic,
she needed our advice

950
00:49:02,403 --> 00:49:03,631
before she could actually buy it.

951
00:49:03,838 --> 00:49:05,533
Can someone zip me up?

952
00:49:08,409 --> 00:49:10,969
- It won't close.
- It's a 5.

953
00:49:11,179 --> 00:49:12,806
OK, it must be marked wrong.

954
00:49:13,014 --> 00:49:15,881
Cady, all I've been eating are
these Kälteen bars. They suck.

955
00:49:16,084 --> 00:49:18,245
No, no, this is just how they work.

956
00:49:18,453 --> 00:49:19,818
This is all your water weight.

957
00:49:20,021 --> 00:49:22,649
First you bloat, and then you
drop 10 pounds like that:

958
00:49:23,424 --> 00:49:25,756
Well, the Kälteen bars
have burned up all your carbs,

959
00:49:25,960 --> 00:49:27,689
and now your body's
just running on water.

960
00:49:27,896 --> 00:49:29,955
But once the water's gone,
then you'll be all muscle.

961
00:49:30,165 --> 00:49:31,860
It explains it all on the label.

962
00:49:32,066 --> 00:49:33,499
You know Swedish?

963
00:49:33,701 --> 00:49:36,329
Yeah, everyone in Africa
can read Swedish.

964
00:49:36,905 --> 00:49:38,964
Ma'am, do you have this
in the next size up?

965
00:49:39,174 --> 00:49:42,075
Sorry. We only carry
sizes 1, 3 and 5.

966
00:49:42,277 --> 00:49:43,505
You could try Sears.

967
00:49:55,490 --> 00:49:57,151
Cady.

968
00:49:57,358 --> 00:50:00,418
I need your parents to sign this
so they know that you're failing.

969
00:50:01,095 --> 00:50:02,323
Failing?

970
00:50:02,530 --> 00:50:04,430
You know what's weird
about your quizzes, Cady,

971
00:50:04,632 --> 00:50:07,396
is that all the work is right
and just the answers are wrong.

972
00:50:07,769 --> 00:50:09,964
- Really?
- Really.

973
00:50:10,171 --> 00:50:12,036
Cady, I know that having a boyfriend

974
00:50:12,240 --> 00:50:15,073
may seem like the most important
thing in the world right now,

975
00:50:15,276 --> 00:50:17,904
but you don't have to dumb yourself
down to get guys to like you.

976
00:50:18,112 --> 00:50:19,704
- How would you know?
- I know,

977
00:50:19,914 --> 00:50:21,882
"How would I know", right?

978
00:50:22,083 --> 00:50:25,177
I'm divorced.
I'm broke from getting divorced.

979
00:50:25,386 --> 00:50:28,412
The only guy that ever calls my house
is Randy from Chase Visa.

980
00:50:28,990 --> 00:50:30,218
And you know why?

981
00:50:30,425 --> 00:50:32,985
Because I'm a pusher.
I push people.

982
00:50:33,194 --> 00:50:35,958
I pushed my husband into law school.
That was a bust.

983
00:50:36,164 --> 00:50:38,428
I pushed myself
into working three jobs.

984
00:50:38,633 --> 00:50:40,032
And now I'm gonna push you

985
00:50:40,235 --> 00:50:42,135
because I know
you're smarter than this.

986
00:50:42,337 --> 00:50:44,464
Thanks, Ms. Norbury.
And if there's anything I can do

987
00:50:44,672 --> 00:50:46,037
for extra credit, please let me know.

988
00:50:46,241 --> 00:50:47,606
Oh, I will.

989
00:50:48,243 --> 00:50:50,541
I hate her! I mean, she's totally
failing me on purpose

990
00:50:50,745 --> 00:50:52,372
because I didn't join
those stupid Mathletes!

991
00:50:52,580 --> 00:50:53,808
She was so queer.

992
00:50:54,015 --> 00:50:56,609
She was like, "I'm a pusher, Cady.
I'm a pusher."

993
00:50:57,685 --> 00:50:58,913
What does that even mean?

994
00:50:59,120 --> 00:51:01,111
- Like a drug pusher?
- Probably.

995
00:51:01,322 --> 00:51:02,846
She said she works three jobs.

996
00:51:03,057 --> 00:51:04,615
You know, I bet she sells drugs
on the side

997
00:51:04,826 --> 00:51:06,054
to pay for her pathetic divorce.

998
00:51:06,261 --> 00:51:08,126
You let it out, honey.

999
00:51:08,329 --> 00:51:10,297
Put it in the book.

1000
00:51:15,003 --> 00:51:17,130
I know it may look
like I'd become a bitch,

1001
00:51:17,338 --> 00:51:19,772
but that's only because
I was acting like a bitch.

1002
00:51:19,974 --> 00:51:22,670
Hey, I called you last night.
How come you didn't call me back?

1003
00:51:22,877 --> 00:51:24,811
Oh, I got busy. Sorry.

1004
00:51:25,013 --> 00:51:27,504
So you need a ride to my art show
this weekend?

1005
00:51:28,149 --> 00:51:30,310
No. I have to go to Madison
with my parents.

1006
00:51:30,518 --> 00:51:32,042
I'm so sorry.

1007
00:51:32,253 --> 00:51:33,845
Well, you wanna
watch a movie tonight?

1008
00:51:34,055 --> 00:51:37,252
Can't. I'm doing major
Plastic sabotage tonight.

1009
00:51:37,492 --> 00:51:39,983
But we don't have anything
planned for tonight.

1010
00:51:40,194 --> 00:51:42,424
Oh, I planned this one on my own.

1011
00:51:42,630 --> 00:51:43,858
Love you. Bye.

1012
00:51:46,834 --> 00:51:48,062
Gretchen thinks you're mad at her

1013
00:51:48,269 --> 00:51:49,896
because she's running
for Spring Fling Queen.

1014
00:51:50,104 --> 00:51:53,164
Oh, my God, I'm not mad at her.
I'm worried about her.

1015
00:51:53,374 --> 00:51:55,399
I think somebody nominated her
as a joke or something.

1016
00:51:55,610 --> 00:51:58,670
And when nobody votes for her,
she's gonna have a total meltdown.

1017
00:51:58,880 --> 00:52:01,178
And who's gonna have
to take care of her? Me.

1018
00:52:01,382 --> 00:52:04,749
So you don't think
anyone will vote for her?

1019
00:52:04,952 --> 00:52:06,715
Cady, she's not pretty.

1020
00:52:06,921 --> 00:52:09,048
I mean, that sounds bad,
but whatever.

1021
00:52:09,257 --> 00:52:11,316
The Spring Fling Queen
is always pretty.

1022
00:52:11,526 --> 00:52:13,585
And the crazy thing is
is that it should be Karen,

1023
00:52:13,795 --> 00:52:16,389
but people forget about her
because she's such a slut.

1024
00:52:16,597 --> 00:52:18,622
Anyway, I gotta go.
I'm going to bed.

1025
00:52:21,736 --> 00:52:24,102
Well, she's not mad at you.

1026
00:52:24,305 --> 00:52:26,933
- Hold on.
- Are you OK?

1027
00:52:34,215 --> 00:52:36,274
- Hello?
- If someone said something bad

1028
00:52:36,484 --> 00:52:38,179
about you, you'd want me
to tell you, right?

1029
00:52:39,487 --> 00:52:40,818
- No.
- What if it was someone

1030
00:52:41,022 --> 00:52:42,455
you thought was your friend?

1031
00:52:42,657 --> 00:52:44,648
What are you...?
Hold on. Other line.

1032
00:52:44,859 --> 00:52:46,850
- I'm not taking this anymore.
- Good for you, Gretch.

1033
00:52:47,061 --> 00:52:48,494
- Hello?
- Let's go out.

1034
00:52:48,696 --> 00:52:50,789
OK. Hold on. I'm on the other
line with Gretchen.

1035
00:52:50,998 --> 00:52:53,364
Don't invite Gretchen.
She's driving me nuts.

1036
00:52:53,568 --> 00:52:55,195
- Hold on.
- OK, hurry up.

1037
00:52:56,304 --> 00:52:57,532
It's Regina.

1038
00:52:57,739 --> 00:53:00,503
She wants to hang out with me
tonight, but she told me not to tell you.

1039
00:53:00,708 --> 00:53:02,335
Do not hang out with her.

1040
00:53:02,543 --> 00:53:05,137
- Why?
- You don't want me to tell you.

1041
00:53:05,346 --> 00:53:06,870
You can tell me. Hold on.

1042
00:53:08,549 --> 00:53:10,949
Oh, my God,
she's so annoying.

1043
00:53:11,152 --> 00:53:12,380
Who is?

1044
00:53:12,587 --> 00:53:14,612
- Who's this?
- Gretchen.

1045
00:53:14,822 --> 00:53:16,881
Right. Hold on.

1046
00:53:18,326 --> 00:53:22,763
- Oh, my God, she's so annoying.
- I know. Just get rid of her.

1047
00:53:24,632 --> 00:53:25,860
OK. What is it?

1048
00:53:26,067 --> 00:53:28,968
Regina says everyone hates you
because you're such a slut.

1049
00:53:29,737 --> 00:53:31,295
She said that?

1050
00:53:31,506 --> 00:53:33,269
You didn't hear it from me.

1051
00:53:34,308 --> 00:53:37,038
- Little harsh, Gretch.
- Whatever. She has a right to know.

1052
00:53:37,245 --> 00:53:39,042
I can't go out.

1053
00:53:39,881 --> 00:53:41,280
I'm sick.

1054
00:53:41,482 --> 00:53:43,473
Boo. You whore.

1055
00:53:49,123 --> 00:53:50,886
Regina,

1056
00:53:51,092 --> 00:53:52,389
we have to talk to you.

1057
00:53:52,593 --> 00:53:54,288
Is butter a carb?

1058
00:53:54,796 --> 00:53:56,093
Yes.

1059
00:53:56,297 --> 00:53:58,959
Regina, you're wearing sweatpants.

1060
00:53:59,167 --> 00:54:00,395
It's Monday.

1061
00:54:01,135 --> 00:54:03,194
- So?
- So that's against the rules

1062
00:54:03,404 --> 00:54:04,894
and you can't sit with us.

1063
00:54:05,373 --> 00:54:07,671
Whatever. Those rules aren't real.

1064
00:54:08,643 --> 00:54:10,406
They were real
that day I wore a vest.

1065
00:54:10,611 --> 00:54:13,603
- Because that vest was disgusting.
- You can't sit with us!

1066
00:54:20,521 --> 00:54:23,285
These sweatpants are all
that fits me right now.

1067
00:54:29,931 --> 00:54:31,228
Fine.

1068
00:54:31,432 --> 00:54:33,423
You can walk home, bitches.

1069
00:54:34,602 --> 00:54:37,230
Watch where you're going, fat-ass!

1070
00:54:44,812 --> 00:54:47,372
Gretchen and Karen followed me
around all afternoon.

1071
00:54:47,582 --> 00:54:49,812
- So, what are we doing this weekend?
- Yeah, what are we doing?

1072
00:54:50,017 --> 00:54:51,678
Oh, I have to go to Madison
with my parents.

1073
00:54:52,253 --> 00:54:53,845
What...?

1074
00:54:54,055 --> 00:54:55,647
We have tickets for this thing.

1075
00:54:55,857 --> 00:54:57,848
- What?
- What?

1076
00:54:58,059 --> 00:55:00,357
Was I the new queen bee?

1077
00:55:01,629 --> 00:55:02,994
I can try and get out of it.

1078
00:55:03,331 --> 00:55:04,559
- Yeah.
- Yeah. Yeah.

1079
00:55:04,765 --> 00:55:07,632
Because I told my friend Janis
I'd go to her art show.

1080
00:55:07,835 --> 00:55:09,826
We've had these tickets for months.

1081
00:55:10,037 --> 00:55:12,028
You love Ladysmith Black Mambazo.

1082
00:55:12,240 --> 00:55:14,708
But she's my friend,
and I made her a promise.

1083
00:55:15,142 --> 00:55:17,872
I think Cady's old enough
to spend one night on her own.

1084
00:55:21,382 --> 00:55:24,510
I had learned how to control
everyone around me.

1085
00:55:25,486 --> 00:55:28,319
Hey. I'm having a small get-together
at my house tomorrow night.

1086
00:55:28,923 --> 00:55:31,517
- Is Regina going?
- No. Do you think I'm an idiot?

1087
00:55:31,726 --> 00:55:33,216
No, it's just gonna be
a few cool people,

1088
00:55:33,427 --> 00:55:34,860
and you better be
one of them, byotch.

1089
00:55:35,596 --> 00:55:37,496
- Fine, I'll go.
- Shut up.

1090
00:55:37,698 --> 00:55:39,689
I love that shirt on you.

1091
00:55:45,273 --> 00:55:48,367
Aaron Samuels was going to be
in my touse at my party.

1092
00:55:48,576 --> 00:55:50,407
Everything had to be perfect.

1093
00:55:55,082 --> 00:55:56,572
And this time when Aaron saw me,

1094
00:55:56,784 --> 00:55:59,344
I wouldn't be caught
in some ridiculous costume.

1095
00:56:00,021 --> 00:56:01,249
Hey, guys.

1096
00:56:02,657 --> 00:56:04,386
- You look awesome!
- You look awesome!

1097
00:56:04,592 --> 00:56:06,025
I know, right?

1098
00:56:06,227 --> 00:56:08,320
OK, so I got enough cheese
and crackers for eight people.

1099
00:56:08,529 --> 00:56:10,258
Do you think that's enough?

1100
00:56:10,464 --> 00:56:12,295
- Yeah.
- Yeah. Oh, yeah.

1101
00:56:12,500 --> 00:56:14,092
OK.

1102
00:56:17,905 --> 00:56:19,133
It was not enough.

1103
00:56:19,340 --> 00:56:21,900
Somehow, the word had gotten out
about my small get-together.

1104
00:56:22,109 --> 00:56:24,134
Jason is here with Taylor Wedell.

1105
00:56:24,345 --> 00:56:26,142
He's just using her
to make you mad.

1106
00:56:26,347 --> 00:56:28,907
- Have you guys seen Aaron yet?
- No.

1107
00:56:30,651 --> 00:56:33,449
Dude, put on
"The Ramayana Monkey Chant".

1108
00:56:42,363 --> 00:56:45,355
- Do I know you?
- Deek! What up, dog?

1109
00:56:52,039 --> 00:56:54,269
She thinks she's gonna have
a party and not invite me?

1110
00:56:54,475 --> 00:56:56,340
- Who does she think she is?
- You're right, hon.

1111
00:56:56,544 --> 00:56:59,035
I, like, invented her,
you know what I mean?

1112
00:57:07,154 --> 00:57:09,122
Jason.

1113
00:57:09,323 --> 00:57:10,813
I have to talk to you.

1114
00:57:11,993 --> 00:57:13,460
Whatever.

1115
00:57:14,462 --> 00:57:16,555
- I love you.
- I know, I know.

1116
00:57:19,367 --> 00:57:22,131
Hey! Put that down!

1117
00:57:28,042 --> 00:57:30,067
Was Aaron blowing me off?

1118
00:57:37,284 --> 00:57:39,775
What's up?
Gretchen came to talk to me.

1119
00:57:39,987 --> 00:57:41,682
- Oh, no.
- Look,

1120
00:57:41,889 --> 00:57:45,325
I don't wanna hurt your feelings,
but I only date women of color.

1121
00:57:46,460 --> 00:57:47,859
I have to pee.

1122
00:58:00,841 --> 00:58:02,399
Get out.

1123
00:58:47,021 --> 00:58:48,249
- Hey.
- Hey.

1124
00:58:48,456 --> 00:58:49,787
I've been looking
for you everywhere.

1125
00:58:49,990 --> 00:58:51,287
Me too.

1126
00:58:53,427 --> 00:58:55,361
You look...

1127
00:58:55,996 --> 00:58:58,294
- New clothes?
- Thanks.

1128
00:58:59,600 --> 00:59:00,931
You wanna go downstairs?

1129
00:59:01,135 --> 00:59:03,467
No, no. Let's stay here.

1130
00:59:06,607 --> 00:59:08,131
Thanks for getting me
to come out tonight.

1131
00:59:08,342 --> 00:59:09,570
Yeah, sure, no problem.

1132
00:59:09,777 --> 00:59:12,746
I wasted too much time
being pissed off at Regina.

1133
00:59:12,947 --> 00:59:14,437
No more liars.

1134
00:59:14,648 --> 00:59:16,479
I would never lie to you.

1135
00:59:16,684 --> 00:59:18,447
I know, I know.

1136
00:59:18,652 --> 00:59:20,051
Although...

1137
00:59:20,254 --> 00:59:22,586
OK, listen.
I mean, I did lie to you once,

1138
00:59:22,790 --> 00:59:24,917
but you're totally gonna laugh
when I tell you, so...

1139
00:59:25,126 --> 00:59:26,753
Tell me what?

1140
00:59:28,129 --> 00:59:30,927
I pretended to be bad at math
so that you'd help me.

1141
00:59:31,132 --> 00:59:34,192
But the thing is,
I'm not really bad at math.

1142
00:59:34,401 --> 00:59:37,336
I'm actually really good at math.
You're kind of bad at math.

1143
00:59:37,905 --> 00:59:40,066
Anyways, now I'm failing.
Isn't that funny?

1144
00:59:40,541 --> 00:59:42,907
Wait. You're failing on purpose?
That's stupid.

1145
00:59:43,110 --> 00:59:45,772
No. Not on purpose.
Just, you know...

1146
00:59:45,980 --> 00:59:47,538
I just wanted a reason to talk to you.

1147
00:59:47,748 --> 00:59:49,375
So why didn't you just talk to me?

1148
00:59:49,583 --> 00:59:51,517
Well, because I couldn't.
Because of Regina.

1149
00:59:51,719 --> 00:59:53,277
Because you were her property...

1150
00:59:53,487 --> 00:59:55,614
- Her property?
- No. Shut up. Not her property...

1151
00:59:55,823 --> 00:59:57,313
No, don't tell me to shut up.

1152
00:59:57,525 --> 00:59:59,186
- I wasn't...
- God, you know what?

1153
00:59:59,627 --> 01:00:02,255
You are just like a clone of Regina.

1154
01:00:02,463 --> 01:00:05,125
Oh, no, no, listen to me.
You're not listening to me...

1155
01:00:05,332 --> 01:00:09,666
Oh, no. It was coming up again.
Word vomit. No, wait a minute...

1156
01:00:09,870 --> 01:00:12,668
- What is this?!
- Actual vomit.

1157
01:00:16,043 --> 01:00:17,408
Aaron!

1158
01:00:17,711 --> 01:00:19,770
Aaron, wait! Just...

1159
01:00:21,215 --> 01:00:23,775
OK. Call me.

1160
01:00:28,489 --> 01:00:31,583
- Oh, God.
- You dirty little liar.

1161
01:00:31,792 --> 01:00:33,623
I'm sorry. I can explain.

1162
01:00:33,828 --> 01:00:36,058
Explain how you forgot
to invite us to your party?

1163
01:00:36,263 --> 01:00:37,594
Janis, I cannot stop this car.
I have a curfew.

1164
01:00:37,798 --> 01:00:40,699
You know I couldn't invite you.
I had to pretend to be Plastic.

1165
01:00:40,901 --> 01:00:42,926
Hey, buddy, you're not
pretending anymore.

1166
01:00:43,137 --> 01:00:46,106
You're Plastic.
Cold, shiny, hard Plastic.

1167
01:00:46,507 --> 01:00:48,236
Curfew, 1 a.m. It is now 1:10.

1168
01:00:48,442 --> 01:00:50,137
Did you have an awesome time?

1169
01:00:50,344 --> 01:00:53,472
Did you drink awesome shooters
and listen to awesome music,

1170
01:00:53,681 --> 01:00:56,479
and then just sit around and soak up
each other's awesomeness?

1171
01:00:56,684 --> 01:00:58,015
You're the one who made me like this

1172
01:00:58,219 --> 01:01:00,551
so you could use me
for your eighth-grade revenge.

1173
01:01:00,754 --> 01:01:03,587
God! See, at least me and
Regina George know we're mean.

1174
01:01:03,791 --> 01:01:08,194
You try to act like you're so innocent.
Like, "Oh, I used to live in Africa

1175
01:01:08,395 --> 01:01:10,386
with all the little birdies
and the little monkeys."

1176
01:01:10,598 --> 01:01:13,396
You know what? It's not my fault
you're in love with me or something!

1177
01:01:13,601 --> 01:01:15,193
- What?!
- Oh, no she did not!

1178
01:01:15,402 --> 01:01:17,563
See? That is the thing
with you Plastics.

1179
01:01:17,771 --> 01:01:20,239
You think that everybody
is in love with you,

1180
01:01:20,441 --> 01:01:22,568
when actually, everybody hates you.

1181
01:01:22,776 --> 01:01:24,539
Like Aaron Samuels, for example.

1182
01:01:24,745 --> 01:01:26,576
He broke up with Regina
and guess what.

1183
01:01:26,780 --> 01:01:28,372
He still doesn't want you.

1184
01:01:28,582 --> 01:01:31,745
So why are you still messing
with Regina, Cady? I'll tell you why.

1185
01:01:31,952 --> 01:01:35,513
Because you are a mean girl!
You're a bitch!

1186
01:01:36,423 --> 01:01:39,620
Here. You can have this.
It won a prize.

1187
01:01:41,996 --> 01:01:44,294
And I want my pink shirt back!

1188
01:01:44,498 --> 01:01:47,194
I want my pink shirt back!

1189
01:02:01,248 --> 01:02:02,681
Hon, slow down.

1190
01:02:02,883 --> 01:02:05,443
It's like I can't trust anyone anymore.

1191
01:02:06,587 --> 01:02:08,054
Why are you eating a Kälteen bar?

1192
01:02:08,255 --> 01:02:10,655
- I'm starving.
- Man, I hate those things.

1193
01:02:10,858 --> 01:02:14,294
Coach Carr makes us eat those when
we wanna move up a weight class.

1194
01:02:15,863 --> 01:02:17,125
What?

1195
01:02:17,932 --> 01:02:20,332
They make you gain weight like crazy.

1196
01:02:21,535 --> 01:02:23,332
Mother...

1197
01:02:48,462 --> 01:02:54,799
This girl is the nastiest skank bitch

1198
01:02:55,002 --> 01:02:59,268
I've ever met.

1199
01:02:59,473 --> 01:03:08,108
Do not trust her. She is a fugly slut!

1200
01:03:28,102 --> 01:03:33,438
I found it in the girls' bathroom.
It's so mean, Mr. Duvall.

1201
01:03:33,640 --> 01:03:34,937
Is this true?

1202
01:03:35,142 --> 01:03:37,303
Trang Pak made out with Coach Carr?

1203
01:03:38,846 --> 01:03:41,371
Good Lord.

1204
01:03:41,582 --> 01:03:44,073
What's that say?
"Kaitlyn Caussin is a..."?

1205
01:03:44,284 --> 01:03:45,945
Fat whore.

1206
01:03:49,056 --> 01:03:51,149
OK, calm down, Miss George.

1207
01:03:51,792 --> 01:03:55,319
Why would someone write that?
That's just so mean.

1208
01:03:55,796 --> 01:03:58,128
Don't worry, we're gonna
find out who did it.

1209
01:03:58,332 --> 01:04:00,892
There's only three girls
in the whole school who aren't in it.

1210
01:04:01,902 --> 01:04:04,427
At your age, you're gonna
be having a lot of urges.

1211
01:04:04,638 --> 01:04:07,835
You're gonna want to take off
your clothes and touch each other.

1212
01:04:08,208 --> 01:04:12,577
But if you do touch each other,
you will get chlamydia. And die.

1213
01:04:12,780 --> 01:04:14,179
Coach Carr.

1214
01:04:17,551 --> 01:04:20,019
Cady Heron, they wanna see you
in the principal's office.

1215
01:04:22,589 --> 01:04:26,719
All right, chlamydia. K-L-A...

1216
01:04:29,496 --> 01:04:31,464
In here, Miss Heron.

1217
01:04:39,840 --> 01:04:42,934
- What's going on?
- Have a seat, Miss Heron.

1218
01:04:46,880 --> 01:04:48,905
- Have you ever seen this before?
- No.

1219
01:04:49,450 --> 01:04:51,782
I mean, yes, I've seen it before,
but it's not mine.

1220
01:04:51,985 --> 01:04:53,680
You better get your story straight,
Miss Heron,

1221
01:04:53,887 --> 01:04:55,650
because I'm not messing
around here.

1222
01:04:55,856 --> 01:04:57,551
It's not ours, it's Regina's.

1223
01:04:57,791 --> 01:05:01,488
Yeah, she's trying to make it look
like we wrote it, but really, she wrote it.

1224
01:05:01,695 --> 01:05:07,930
Miss Wieners, why would Regina
refer to herself as a "fugly slut"?

1225
01:05:10,537 --> 01:05:13,233
Miss Smith, this is no time
to be laughing.

1226
01:05:13,440 --> 01:05:15,635
We're gonna get to the bottom
of this right now.

1227
01:05:34,094 --> 01:05:37,552
Maybe we're not in that book,
because everybody likes us.

1228
01:05:37,764 --> 01:05:40,028
And I don't wanna be punished
for being well-liked.

1229
01:05:40,567 --> 01:05:44,298
And I don't think my father,
the inventor of Toaster Strudel,

1230
01:05:44,505 --> 01:05:46,473
would be too pleased
to hear about this.

1231
01:05:55,582 --> 01:05:57,709
"Made out with a hot dog"?

1232
01:05:57,918 --> 01:06:00,853
Oh, my God, that was one time!

1233
01:06:03,157 --> 01:06:07,389
"Dawn Schweitzer has a huge ass"?
Who would write that?

1234
01:06:07,594 --> 01:06:09,323
Who wouldn't write that?

1235
01:06:10,697 --> 01:06:12,790
"Trang Pak made out
with Coach Carr"?

1236
01:06:13,000 --> 01:06:14,558
And so did Sun Jin Dinh.

1237
01:06:22,442 --> 01:06:25,411
Hey! Hey! Settle down!
All right, hey.

1238
01:06:25,612 --> 01:06:28,513
No. You do not push and sh...

1239
01:06:42,229 --> 01:06:44,026
Do you have anything else
you wanna say?

1240
01:06:44,231 --> 01:06:45,562
No, I can't answer any
more questions

1241
01:06:45,766 --> 01:06:47,427
until I have a parent
or lawyer present.

1242
01:06:48,669 --> 01:06:49,897
Miss Smith?

1243
01:06:51,038 --> 01:06:54,565
Whoever wrote it probably didn't
think anyone would ever see it?

1244
01:06:54,775 --> 01:06:57,209
I hope that nobody else
ever does see it.

1245
01:07:08,722 --> 01:07:11,213
Mom, can you pick me up?
I'm scared.

1246
01:07:12,392 --> 01:07:14,724
- "Janis Ian, dyke"?
- That's original.

1247
01:07:14,928 --> 01:07:16,691
- "Too gay to function"?!
- Hey!

1248
01:07:16,897 --> 01:07:18,956
That's only OK when I say it.

1249
01:07:19,166 --> 01:07:22,033
- Did you write this?
- No, I swear!

1250
01:07:22,236 --> 01:07:24,898
- Then you told somebody!
- She told!

1251
01:07:25,172 --> 01:07:28,198
- You little bitch!
- You're a bitch!

1252
01:07:30,277 --> 01:07:32,245
Yeah! Take your top off!

1253
01:07:34,248 --> 01:07:36,409
- Now, here's what we're gonna do...
- Ron, come quick!

1254
01:07:36,617 --> 01:07:39,950
They've gone wild.
The girls have gone wild.

1255
01:07:49,129 --> 01:07:51,290
It was full-tilt jungle madness.

1256
01:07:54,768 --> 01:07:56,736
And it wasn't going away.

1257
01:08:03,176 --> 01:08:05,804
Hey, I pulled these two off each other.

1258
01:08:06,013 --> 01:08:08,811
Coach Carr, step away
from the underage girls.

1259
01:08:13,787 --> 01:08:15,254
Let me help you down there.

1260
01:08:15,956 --> 01:08:19,517
Hell, no! I did not leave
the Southside for this!

1261
01:08:23,363 --> 01:08:25,490
Oh, crap! My hair!

1262
01:08:25,699 --> 01:08:31,228
All junior girls report to the gymnasium
immediately! Immediately!

1263
01:08:36,276 --> 01:08:37,800
Have you ever walked up to people

1264
01:08:38,011 --> 01:08:40,309
and realized they were just
talking about you?

1265
01:08:42,416 --> 01:08:45,579
Have you ever had it happen
60 times in a row?

1266
01:08:45,986 --> 01:08:47,578
I have.

1267
01:09:06,606 --> 01:09:11,043
Never in my 14 years as an educator
have I seen such behavior.

1268
01:09:11,378 --> 01:09:13,243
And from young ladies.

1269
01:09:13,780 --> 01:09:17,716
I got parents calling me on the phone
asking, "Did someone get shot?"

1270
01:09:18,018 --> 01:09:19,952
I ought to cancel your Spring Fling.

1271
01:09:20,153 --> 01:09:21,381
No!

1272
01:09:21,655 --> 01:09:22,883
- No.
- What are we supposed to do?

1273
01:09:23,357 --> 01:09:26,258
Now, I'm not gonna do that,
because we've already paid the DJ.

1274
01:09:26,526 --> 01:09:29,723
But don't think that I'm not taking
this book seriously.

1275
01:09:30,130 --> 01:09:33,031
Coach Carr has fled school property.

1276
01:09:33,667 --> 01:09:36,033
Ms. Norbury has been
accused of selling drugs.

1277
01:09:37,437 --> 01:09:39,735
Now, what the young ladies
in this grade need

1278
01:09:39,940 --> 01:09:41,965
is an attitude makeover.

1279
01:09:42,376 --> 01:09:44,742
And you're gonna get it right now.

1280
01:09:44,945 --> 01:09:48,813
I don't care how long it takes,
I will keep you here all night.

1281
01:09:49,015 --> 01:09:50,414
We can't keep them past 4.

1282
01:09:50,617 --> 01:09:52,847
I will keep you here until 4.

1283
01:09:54,721 --> 01:09:57,189
Now, what we're gonna try to do
is fix the way you young ladies

1284
01:09:57,391 --> 01:09:58,881
relate to each other.

1285
01:09:59,092 --> 01:10:01,652
OK? Lady to lady.

1286
01:10:01,862 --> 01:10:04,854
So who has a lady problem
that they'd like to talk about?

1287
01:10:08,668 --> 01:10:10,033
Yes?

1288
01:10:10,237 --> 01:10:13,468
Somebody wrote in that book
that I'm lying about being a virgin

1289
01:10:13,673 --> 01:10:15,698
because I use super-jumbo tampons.

1290
01:10:15,909 --> 01:10:19,777
But I can't help it if I've got
a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina.

1291
01:10:21,715 --> 01:10:23,512
Yeah, I can't do this.

1292
01:10:23,917 --> 01:10:25,145
Ms. Norbury.

1293
01:10:25,385 --> 01:10:29,116
You're a successful, intelligent,
caring, graceful woman.

1294
01:10:29,423 --> 01:10:30,651
I am?

1295
01:10:30,857 --> 01:10:33,087
There has to be something
you can say to these young ladies.

1296
01:10:33,293 --> 01:10:35,227
Something to help them
with their self-esteem?

1297
01:10:35,595 --> 01:10:36,823
It's not a self-esteem problem.

1298
01:10:37,030 --> 01:10:39,555
I think they're all pretty
pleased with themselves.

1299
01:10:41,768 --> 01:10:42,996
OK.

1300
01:10:44,271 --> 01:10:48,264
OK. Everybody close your eyes.

1301
01:10:49,643 --> 01:10:52,203
I want you to raise your hand
if you have ever had a girl

1302
01:10:52,412 --> 01:10:55,540
say something bad
about you behind your back.

1303
01:10:57,584 --> 01:10:59,449
Open your eyes.

1304
01:11:01,154 --> 01:11:02,678
Now, close your eyes again.

1305
01:11:02,889 --> 01:11:05,687
And this time, I want you to raise
your hand if you have ever

1306
01:11:05,892 --> 01:11:08,452
said anything about a friend
behind her back.

1307
01:11:14,835 --> 01:11:16,132
Open them.

1308
01:11:20,507 --> 01:11:23,203
There's been some
girl-on-girl crime here.

1309
01:11:24,277 --> 01:11:28,008
OK. So, what we could do today
is a couple exercises to help you

1310
01:11:28,215 --> 01:11:31,116
express your anger in a healthy way.

1311
01:11:32,052 --> 01:11:33,349
Let's start over here.

1312
01:11:33,553 --> 01:11:35,350
Ms. Norbury had us confront
each other directly

1313
01:11:35,555 --> 01:11:37,022
about the things
that were bothering us.

1314
01:11:37,224 --> 01:11:39,249
And it seemed like every clique
had its own problems.

1315
01:11:39,459 --> 01:11:42,360
You've been acting really stuck-up
ever since you switched to shortfielder.

1316
01:11:42,562 --> 01:11:44,325
And Dawn agrees with me.

1317
01:11:44,531 --> 01:11:46,158
- Dawn?
- Don't drag me into this,

1318
01:11:46,366 --> 01:11:47,663
I'm pitching tomorrow.

1319
01:11:55,542 --> 01:11:57,533
OK. Good.

1320
01:11:58,478 --> 01:12:01,413
Can I just say that we don't have
a clique problem at this school?

1321
01:12:01,615 --> 01:12:04,345
And some of us shouldn't have to take
this workshop, because some of us

1322
01:12:04,551 --> 01:12:06,644
are just victims in this situation.

1323
01:12:06,853 --> 01:12:08,980
That's probably true.
How many of you

1324
01:12:09,189 --> 01:12:12,989
have ever felt personally
victimized by Regina George?

1325
01:12:22,836 --> 01:12:25,361
Good. OK, who's next?

1326
01:12:25,572 --> 01:12:27,096
Who's next?

1327
01:12:29,376 --> 01:12:30,707
Cady.

1328
01:12:30,911 --> 01:12:32,606
Do you have anything
you wanna own up to?

1329
01:12:33,313 --> 01:12:35,042
Yes.
No.

1330
01:12:35,649 --> 01:12:38,117
You never made up a rumor
about anybody?

1331
01:12:38,518 --> 01:12:39,746
Just that you sell drugs.

1332
01:12:39,953 --> 01:12:41,181
No.

1333
01:12:41,588 --> 01:12:43,852
Nothing you want to apologize for?

1334
01:12:44,291 --> 01:12:45,690
I couldn't apologize to Ms. Norbury

1335
01:12:45,892 --> 01:12:47,917
without getting blamed
for the whole Burn Book.

1336
01:12:48,194 --> 01:12:49,627
No.

1337
01:12:50,864 --> 01:12:53,128
I'm really disappointed in you, Cady.

1338
01:12:55,502 --> 01:12:58,528
OK, so we're all here
because of this book, right?

1339
01:12:58,805 --> 01:13:01,569
Well, I don't know
who wrote this book,

1340
01:13:01,775 --> 01:13:05,541
but you all have got to stop
calling each other sluts and whores.

1341
01:13:05,745 --> 01:13:08,714
It just makes it OK for guys
to call you sluts and whores.

1342
01:13:08,915 --> 01:13:10,473
Who here has ever been called a slut?

1343
01:13:15,655 --> 01:13:17,247
OK, everybody up.

1344
01:13:17,457 --> 01:13:18,981
Ms. Norbury had us
write out apologies

1345
01:13:19,192 --> 01:13:21,353
to people that we'd hurt in our lives.

1346
01:13:21,628 --> 01:13:25,223
"Alyssa, I'm sorry I called you
a gap-toothed bitch."

1347
01:13:25,432 --> 01:13:27,957
"It's not your fault
you're so gap-toothed."

1348
01:13:32,405 --> 01:13:33,872
"Gretchen,

1349
01:13:34,074 --> 01:13:36,508
"I'm sorry I laughed
at you that time you got diarrhea"

1350
01:13:36,710 --> 01:13:38,337
"at Barnes and Noble."

1351
01:13:38,545 --> 01:13:40,445
"And I'm sorry I told everyone about it."

1352
01:13:40,947 --> 01:13:43,438
And I'm sorry for repeating it now.

1353
01:13:48,188 --> 01:13:50,213
Laura, I don't hate you
because you're fat.

1354
01:13:50,423 --> 01:13:52,755
You're fat because I hate you.

1355
01:13:56,396 --> 01:14:00,423
I just wish we could all get along
like we used to in middle school.

1356
01:14:00,634 --> 01:14:04,570
I wish that I could bake a cake
made out of rainbows and smiles,

1357
01:14:04,771 --> 01:14:06,671
and we'd all eat it and be happy.

1358
01:14:06,873 --> 01:14:08,500
She doesn't even go here!

1359
01:14:10,410 --> 01:14:12,469
Do you even go to this school?

1360
01:14:12,679 --> 01:14:16,342
No. I just have a lot of feelings.

1361
01:14:16,650 --> 01:14:18,117
OK, go home.

1362
01:14:22,088 --> 01:14:23,715
Sharon, I think you're doing
a great job.

1363
01:14:23,957 --> 01:14:25,515
Thanks. I feel like I'm getting through.

1364
01:14:25,725 --> 01:14:28,125
I'm sorry that people
are so jealous of me.

1365
01:14:28,862 --> 01:14:31,422
But I can't help it that I'm popular.

1366
01:14:36,369 --> 01:14:39,497
Oh, my God! Oh, jeez.
OK, walk it off. Walk it off.

1367
01:14:39,706 --> 01:14:41,867
OK. That hurt.

1368
01:14:42,676 --> 01:14:44,007
They're OK.

1369
01:14:44,544 --> 01:14:46,239
They're OK.

1370
01:14:47,047 --> 01:14:52,041
Oh, boy. OK, who's next?
Who's next? Keep it going.

1371
01:14:55,755 --> 01:14:59,691
Oh, my God. It's her dream come true,
diving into a big pile of girls.

1372
01:15:01,027 --> 01:15:04,190
OK, yeah, I've got an apology.

1373
01:15:06,166 --> 01:15:10,830
So I have this friend
who is a new student this year.

1374
01:15:11,037 --> 01:15:15,098
And I convinced her that it would be
fun to mess up Regina George's life.

1375
01:15:15,308 --> 01:15:17,799
So I had her pretend
to be friends with Regina,

1376
01:15:18,011 --> 01:15:19,535
and then she would come
to my house after

1377
01:15:19,746 --> 01:15:22,442
and we would just laugh about
all the dumb stuff Regina said.

1378
01:15:22,649 --> 01:15:24,173
And we gave her
these candy bar things

1379
01:15:24,384 --> 01:15:26,011
that would make her gain weight,

1380
01:15:26,219 --> 01:15:28,414
and we turned her best friends
against her.

1381
01:15:28,888 --> 01:15:31,857
And then... Oh, yeah, Cady...
You know my friend Cady.

1382
01:15:32,058 --> 01:15:33,855
She made out
with Regina's boyfriend

1383
01:15:34,060 --> 01:15:36,153
and then convinced him
to break up with her.

1384
01:15:36,362 --> 01:15:38,990
Oh, God, and we gave you foot cream
instead of face wash.

1385
01:15:39,199 --> 01:15:41,827
God! I am so sorry, Regina.

1386
01:15:42,035 --> 01:15:43,969
Really, I don't know why I did it.

1387
01:15:44,170 --> 01:15:49,403
I guess it's probably because
I've got a big lesbian crush on you.

1388
01:15:49,609 --> 01:15:51,304
Suck on that!

1389
01:15:52,412 --> 01:15:56,280
Janis! Janis! Janis! Janis!

1390
01:16:03,089 --> 01:16:04,317
Regina!

1391
01:16:05,792 --> 01:16:07,726
Regina, wait! I didn't mean
for that to happen.

1392
01:16:07,927 --> 01:16:09,918
To find out that everyone hates me?
I don't care.

1393
01:16:10,130 --> 01:16:12,121
Regina, please! Regina, stop!

1394
01:16:12,332 --> 01:16:14,994
No! Do you know
what everyone says about you?

1395
01:16:15,201 --> 01:16:17,135
They say that you're
a home-schooled jungle freak,

1396
01:16:17,337 --> 01:16:19,168
who's a less-hot version of me.

1397
01:16:19,372 --> 01:16:22,136
Yeah. So don't try to act so innocent.

1398
01:16:22,342 --> 01:16:25,607
You can take that fake apology
and shove it right up your hairy...

1399
01:16:29,349 --> 01:16:31,943
And that's how Regina George died.

1400
01:16:32,152 --> 01:16:35,212
No, I'm totally kidding.
But she did get hurt.

1401
01:16:35,421 --> 01:16:37,685
Some girls say they saw her head
go all the way around.

1402
01:16:37,891 --> 01:16:40,689
But that's just a rumor.
Some people swear they saw me

1403
01:16:40,894 --> 01:16:43,089
push her in front of the bus.
That was an even worse rumor.

1404
01:16:45,195 --> 01:16:48,687
- Everybody done?
- No. Mom, I didn't do it.

1405
01:16:48,898 --> 01:16:50,661
I don't know what to believe anymore.

1406
01:16:50,867 --> 01:16:52,960
Mom, believe me.
I'm your daughter.

1407
01:16:56,106 --> 01:16:58,836
Why are my tribal vases
under the sink?

1408
01:16:59,042 --> 01:17:02,136
My tribal vases.
Why were they under the sink?

1409
01:17:02,712 --> 01:17:04,043
I don't know.

1410
01:17:04,347 --> 01:17:06,645
This is the fertility vase
of the Ndebele tribe.

1411
01:17:06,850 --> 01:17:09,876
- Does that mean anything to you?
- No.

1412
01:17:10,720 --> 01:17:12,517
Who are you?

1413
01:17:17,127 --> 01:17:20,858
Great. All my friends hate me,
and now my mom hates me.

1414
01:17:21,064 --> 01:17:22,964
Your mom does not hate you.

1415
01:17:23,166 --> 01:17:25,828
She's afraid of you.

1416
01:17:26,870 --> 01:17:30,863
I don't know, maybe we
mainstream-schooled you too soon.

1417
01:17:31,074 --> 01:17:34,942
Maybe you should come back and
be home-schooled again for a while.

1418
01:17:35,311 --> 01:17:39,338
No. Only thing worse than
going back will be not going back.

1419
01:17:40,283 --> 01:17:42,308
How bad's it gonna be tomorrow?

1420
01:17:42,519 --> 01:17:45,613
Remember when we saw those lions
fighting over the wart hog carcass?

1421
01:17:46,523 --> 01:17:47,751
I'll be the wart hog.

1422
01:17:48,258 --> 01:17:49,725
You're not a wart hog,

1423
01:17:49,926 --> 01:17:51,689
you're a lion.

1424
01:17:52,195 --> 01:17:54,629
Just focus on your studies
for a little while.

1425
01:17:54,964 --> 01:17:57,296
You're still an excellent student, right?

1426
01:17:57,500 --> 01:18:00,936
Oh, yeah. I need you to sign
my calculus test.

1427
01:18:01,304 --> 01:18:03,499
- Why?
- I'm failing.

1428
01:18:06,809 --> 01:18:09,573
OK. You are...

1429
01:18:10,914 --> 01:18:12,381
What do they call it?

1430
01:18:12,649 --> 01:18:13,911
Grounded.

1431
01:18:14,384 --> 01:18:15,976
You're grounded.

1432
01:18:44,714 --> 01:18:46,238
She pushed her in front of the bus.

1433
01:18:46,983 --> 01:18:48,575
Did you see her do it?

1434
01:18:48,785 --> 01:18:50,116
Yes.

1435
01:19:04,601 --> 01:19:08,560
Did your teacher ever try to sell you
marijuana or Ecstasy tablets?

1436
01:19:08,771 --> 01:19:11,205
- No.
- What are marijuana tablets?

1437
01:19:11,407 --> 01:19:13,307
What's going on?
Where's Ms. Norbury?

1438
01:19:13,676 --> 01:19:17,737
Mr. Duvall, this is ridiculous.
Ms. Norbury does not sell drugs.

1439
01:19:17,947 --> 01:19:21,144
I know, Aaron. But after
the allegations against Coach Carr

1440
01:19:21,351 --> 01:19:23,615
turned out to be extremely true,

1441
01:19:23,820 --> 01:19:27,051
the school board felt that it was best
that we investigate every claim made

1442
01:19:27,257 --> 01:19:28,485
in this Burn Book.

1443
01:19:28,691 --> 01:19:30,921
That book was written
by a bunch of stupid girls

1444
01:19:31,127 --> 01:19:32,992
who make up rumors
because they're bored

1445
01:19:33,196 --> 01:19:34,959
with their own lame lives.

1446
01:19:35,164 --> 01:19:37,928
Well, unless someone wants to come
forward and say, "I made it all up",

1447
01:19:38,134 --> 01:19:40,728
this is how we have to handle it.
To say that someone...

1448
01:19:40,937 --> 01:19:45,601
Oh, no. Bye, Aaron.
You're gonna hate me forever.

1449
01:19:46,843 --> 01:19:48,538
Mr. Duvall.

1450
01:19:48,745 --> 01:19:49,973
I wrote it.

1451
01:19:52,882 --> 01:19:54,110
Come on, Cady.

1452
01:20:01,391 --> 01:20:02,881
When you get bit by a snake,

1453
01:20:03,092 --> 01:20:04,957
you're supposed to suck
the poison out.

1454
01:20:05,161 --> 01:20:08,961
That's what I had to do.
Suck all the poison out of my life.

1455
01:20:09,666 --> 01:20:11,224
I started with Regina,

1456
01:20:11,434 --> 01:20:13,698
who was living proof that the more
people are scared of you,

1457
01:20:13,903 --> 01:20:15,200
the more flowers you get.

1458
01:20:16,406 --> 01:20:17,634
Then there was Ms. Norbury,

1459
01:20:17,840 --> 01:20:21,401
who was living proof that no
good deed goes unpunished.

1460
01:20:22,078 --> 01:20:24,569
Oh, hi. Did you wanna
buy some drugs?

1461
01:20:24,781 --> 01:20:28,740
- I'm just done with my quiz.
- Wait. I'll grade it right now.

1462
01:20:33,289 --> 01:20:35,519
I gotta say, watching the police
search my house

1463
01:20:35,725 --> 01:20:39,217
really was the cherry on top
of a fantastic year.

1464
01:20:40,496 --> 01:20:42,987
How much trouble did you get in
for telling the truth?

1465
01:20:43,199 --> 01:20:44,496
A lot.

1466
01:20:44,834 --> 01:20:46,358
You didn't write that whole book
yourself.

1467
01:20:46,569 --> 01:20:48,196
Did you tell Mr. Duvall who else did it?

1468
01:20:48,971 --> 01:20:50,268
No, because I'm trying
this new thing

1469
01:20:50,473 --> 01:20:52,668
where I don't talk about people
behind their backs.

1470
01:20:53,009 --> 01:20:56,103
That's all right. Gething hit by a bus
is pretty good punishment.

1471
01:20:56,312 --> 01:20:57,574
Ninety-four.

1472
01:20:57,780 --> 01:20:59,509
Welcome back, nerd.

1473
01:21:00,016 --> 01:21:01,278
Thanks.

1474
01:21:02,385 --> 01:21:03,784
Anyway...

1475
01:21:04,787 --> 01:21:06,254
...l'm sorry.

1476
01:21:06,456 --> 01:21:07,787
I forgive you.

1477
01:21:08,091 --> 01:21:10,423
But as my own personal
form of punishment,

1478
01:21:10,626 --> 01:21:13,026
I figured out how you're gonna
earn that extra credit.

1479
01:21:14,530 --> 01:21:15,963
What's up?

1480
01:22:14,490 --> 01:22:17,459
Excellent. Great turnout this year.

1481
01:22:24,801 --> 01:22:26,701
- All right. It's all you.
- OK.

1482
01:22:26,903 --> 01:22:28,666
- Make me look good out there.
- OK.

1483
01:22:28,871 --> 01:22:32,170
Marymount, you sons of bitches.
You no-good sons of bitches.

1484
01:22:33,042 --> 01:22:34,600
- You nervous?
- Yes.

1485
01:22:34,811 --> 01:22:38,178
Don't be. You can do this.
There's nothing to break your focus,

1486
01:22:38,381 --> 01:22:40,975
because not one of those
Marymount boys is cute.

1487
01:22:42,852 --> 01:22:44,183
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.

1488
01:22:44,387 --> 01:22:47,015
Welcome to the Illinois High School
Mathletes State Championship.

1489
01:22:47,223 --> 01:22:50,158
Let's start the competition.
Here is the first question.

1490
01:22:50,593 --> 01:22:53,721
Twice the larger of two numbers
is three more than five times

1491
01:22:53,930 --> 01:22:55,830
the smaller, and the sum
of four times the larger

1492
01:22:56,032 --> 01:22:59,263
and three times the smaller is 71.
What are...?

1493
01:22:59,469 --> 01:23:01,562
- North Shore?
- Fourteen and five.

1494
01:23:01,771 --> 01:23:03,329
That is correct.
Question number two.

1495
01:23:03,539 --> 01:23:06,633
Find an odd three-digit number
whose digits add up to 12.

1496
01:23:06,843 --> 01:23:09,903
The digits are all different, and the
difference between the first two digits

1497
01:23:10,112 --> 01:23:11,443
equals the difference between...

1498
01:23:11,647 --> 01:23:13,478
- Marymount?
- 741.

1499
01:23:13,683 --> 01:23:17,016
- Correct.
- Shoot. I was really rusty.

1500
01:23:17,920 --> 01:23:20,548
- Where's Cady?
- She went out.

1501
01:23:20,923 --> 01:23:22,151
She's grounded.

1502
01:23:22,825 --> 01:23:24,986
Are they not allowed out
when they're grounded?

1503
01:23:32,034 --> 01:23:35,197
Don't forget to vote for Spring Fling
King and Queen, people.

1504
01:23:35,404 --> 01:23:38,237
These A-holes will represent you
for a full calendar year.

1505
01:23:38,441 --> 01:23:41,706
I'm gonna vote for Regina George
because she got hit by that bus.

1506
01:23:41,911 --> 01:23:45,005
I'm voting for Cady Heron
because she pushed her.

1507
01:23:53,222 --> 01:23:56,589
She's supposed to be grounded,
but he let her out.

1508
01:23:56,859 --> 01:24:00,625
After 87 minutes of very
competitive play, we have a tie.

1509
01:24:00,830 --> 01:24:04,061
In the event of a tie, we move
into a sudden-death round.

1510
01:24:04,267 --> 01:24:07,794
Each team is given the opportunity
to choose their opponent.

1511
01:24:08,204 --> 01:24:11,970
- North Shore, who do you select?
- The girl, dude. The girl.

1512
01:24:12,174 --> 01:24:13,607
Contestant Krafft.

1513
01:24:13,843 --> 01:24:17,040
From Marymount,
Miss Caroline Krafft.

1514
01:24:19,849 --> 01:24:21,714
We pick the girl too.

1515
01:24:21,951 --> 01:24:24,249
And from North Shore,
Miss Cady Heron.

1516
01:24:24,453 --> 01:24:26,182
It's Cady.

1517
01:24:26,622 --> 01:24:28,112
Oh, my God, that's me.

1518
01:24:36,365 --> 01:24:39,528
Miss Caroline Krafft seriously
needed to pluck her eyebrows.

1519
01:24:39,735 --> 01:24:44,069
Her outfit looked like it was picked out
by a blind Sunday school teacher.

1520
01:24:44,273 --> 01:24:47,140
And she had some 99-cent
lip gloss on her snaggletooth.

1521
01:24:47,610 --> 01:24:50,511
And that's when I realized,
making fun of Caroline Krafft

1522
01:24:50,713 --> 01:24:53,273
wouldn't stop her
from beating me in this contest.

1523
01:24:53,482 --> 01:24:56,940
Contestants,
find the limit of this equation.

1524
01:24:57,753 --> 01:25:00,187
Calling somebody else fat
won't make you any skinnier.

1525
01:25:00,389 --> 01:25:02,721
Calling someone stupid
doesn't make you any smarter.

1526
01:25:02,925 --> 01:25:06,383
And ruining Regina George's life
definitely didn't make me any happier.

1527
01:25:06,596 --> 01:25:10,032
All you can do in life is try to solve
the problem in front of you.

1528
01:25:11,000 --> 01:25:13,867
- The limit is negative one.
- Oh, crap. I lost.

1529
01:25:14,070 --> 01:25:15,697
That answer is incorrect.

1530
01:25:16,505 --> 01:25:19,474
Now, we are in a sudden death.
If Miss Heron can answer

1531
01:25:19,675 --> 01:25:22,701
this problem correctly,
we have a winner.

1532
01:25:22,912 --> 01:25:25,642
Limits. Why couldn't I remember
anything about limits?

1533
01:25:25,848 --> 01:25:28,339
Limits. That was the week
Aaron got his hair cut.

1534
01:25:28,551 --> 01:25:30,951
Oh, God, he looked so cute.
OK, focus, Cady.

1535
01:25:31,153 --> 01:25:33,485
What was on the board
behind Aaron's head?

1536
01:25:34,357 --> 01:25:36,917
If the limit never approaches
anything...

1537
01:25:37,126 --> 01:25:39,151
The limit does not exist.

1538
01:25:39,362 --> 01:25:40,693
The limit does not exist!

1539
01:25:40,997 --> 01:25:42,862
Our new state champions,

1540
01:25:43,065 --> 01:25:45,158
- the North Shore Mathletes.
- Yeah!

1541
01:25:54,944 --> 01:25:56,377
How do you like me now?

1542
01:25:56,779 --> 01:26:00,374
You like that? Yeah!
Get some! Get some!

1543
01:26:00,783 --> 01:26:02,978
Awesome. You went
with the leather sleeves.

1544
01:26:03,185 --> 01:26:05,278
- Africa, you did the damn thing.
- Thanks.

1545
01:26:06,756 --> 01:26:08,121
Thanks, K.G.

1546
01:26:08,324 --> 01:26:11,555
We're gonna look so kick-ass
in these when we roll into Spring Fling.

1547
01:26:11,761 --> 01:26:13,422
- Oh, no, I'm not going.
- What?

1548
01:26:13,629 --> 01:26:15,324
Cady, this is your night.
Don't let the haters

1549
01:26:15,531 --> 01:26:16,862
stop you from doing your thang.

1550
01:26:17,400 --> 01:26:18,890
Did you just say "thang"?

1551
01:26:19,101 --> 01:26:20,864
Cady, you don't have to punish
yourself forever.

1552
01:26:21,237 --> 01:26:22,966
But I'm grounded.

1553
01:26:23,272 --> 01:26:24,864
You're already out.

1554
01:26:35,785 --> 01:26:37,810
All right, do we have all
of our nominees

1555
01:26:38,020 --> 01:26:39,851
for king and queen on the stage?

1556
01:26:40,389 --> 01:26:44,792
OK, good. I just wanted to say
that you're all winners.

1557
01:26:45,127 --> 01:26:48,893
And I could not be happier
that this school year's ending.

1558
01:26:49,632 --> 01:26:55,798
Here we go. The winner
of the Spring Fling King,

1559
01:26:56,138 --> 01:26:59,005
- Shane Oman.
- Yes!

1560
01:26:59,375 --> 01:27:01,275
That's what I'm talking about!

1561
01:27:04,080 --> 01:27:06,207
And your Spring Fling Queen,

1562
01:27:06,682 --> 01:27:08,877
future co-chair
of the Student Activities Board

1563
01:27:09,085 --> 01:27:12,054
and winner of two gift certificates

1564
01:27:12,254 --> 01:27:14,245
to the Walker Brothers
Pancake House,

1565
01:27:14,623 --> 01:27:15,988
Cady Heron.

1566
01:27:20,663 --> 01:27:22,460
Where is Cady?

1567
01:27:24,300 --> 01:27:25,961
There she is.

1568
01:27:42,718 --> 01:27:44,208
Thanks.

1569
01:27:46,288 --> 01:27:48,688
Well, half the people in this room
are mad at me.

1570
01:27:48,891 --> 01:27:51,792
And the other half only like me

1571
01:27:51,994 --> 01:27:55,191
because they think I pushed
somebody in front of a bus.

1572
01:27:55,397 --> 01:27:57,592
So that's not good.

1573
01:27:58,067 --> 01:28:00,729
You know, it's not really required
of you to make a speech.

1574
01:28:00,936 --> 01:28:02,870
I'm almost done, I swear.

1575
01:28:03,739 --> 01:28:08,642
To all the people whose feelings
that got hurt by the Burn Book,

1576
01:28:09,178 --> 01:28:10,941
I'm really sorry.

1577
01:28:12,314 --> 01:28:15,340
You know, I've never been
to one of these things before.

1578
01:28:15,551 --> 01:28:18,884
And when I think about
how many people wanted this

1579
01:28:19,955 --> 01:28:21,946
and how many people
cried over it and stuff...

1580
01:28:23,692 --> 01:28:27,594
I mean, I think everybody
looks like royalty tonight.

1581
01:28:27,797 --> 01:28:31,824
Look at Jessica Lopez.
That dress is amazing.

1582
01:28:32,034 --> 01:28:34,832
And Emma Gerber, I mean,
that hairdo must have taken hours,

1583
01:28:35,037 --> 01:28:36,368
and you look really pretty.

1584
01:28:39,141 --> 01:28:40,540
So...

1585
01:28:41,343 --> 01:28:43,777
...why is everybody stressing
over this thing?

1586
01:28:43,979 --> 01:28:48,279
I mean, it's just plastic.
Could really just...

1587
01:28:51,253 --> 01:28:52,584
Share it.

1588
01:28:52,922 --> 01:28:57,291
A piece for Gretchen Wieners,
a partial Spring Fling Queen.

1589
01:28:59,695 --> 01:29:01,993
A piece for Janis Ian.

1590
01:29:03,599 --> 01:29:06,227
Seriously, most people
just take the crown and go.

1591
01:29:06,435 --> 01:29:08,460
And a piece for Regina George.

1592
01:29:08,671 --> 01:29:11,504
She fractured her spine,
and she still looks like a rock star.

1593
01:29:13,976 --> 01:29:15,204
Thank you.

1594
01:29:15,411 --> 01:29:17,845
And some for everybody else.

1595
01:29:27,756 --> 01:29:29,519
God, Mr. Duvall, can you wrap it up?

1596
01:29:30,192 --> 01:29:31,659
Thanks.

1597
01:29:32,494 --> 01:29:34,826
All right, have a good time, everyone.

1598
01:29:41,837 --> 01:29:43,304
Look. I'm a queen.

1599
01:29:43,505 --> 01:29:45,063
As am I.

1600
01:29:45,507 --> 01:29:47,634
- Hey.
- Hey.

1601
01:29:48,277 --> 01:29:50,336
So are we still in a fight?

1602
01:29:50,546 --> 01:29:52,639
Are you still an asshole?

1603
01:29:52,848 --> 01:29:54,076
I don't think so.

1604
01:29:54,283 --> 01:29:56,274
Well, then I guess we're OK.

1605
01:29:56,619 --> 01:29:58,450
Oh, my God, I love this song!

1606
01:29:58,654 --> 01:29:59,780
I hate this song.

1607
01:29:59,989 --> 01:30:01,820
I know this song!

1608
01:30:03,025 --> 01:30:05,220
Man candy, stage right.

1609
01:30:07,897 --> 01:30:10,798
- Hey, what's up?
- Hey. Didn't think you'd make it.

1610
01:30:13,068 --> 01:30:16,333
On behalf of the senior class, I'd like to
present you with two gift certificates...

1611
01:30:16,538 --> 01:30:18,233
- Thanks, sucker.
- Yo, peace.

1612
01:30:19,975 --> 01:30:23,240
One gift certificate to
the Walker Brothers Pancake House.

1613
01:30:23,679 --> 01:30:25,476
Thank you.

1614
01:30:29,919 --> 01:30:31,887
Congratulations on winning State.

1615
01:30:33,055 --> 01:30:34,682
I was so nervous.
They made us do limits.

1616
01:30:34,890 --> 01:30:36,619
I thought I was gonna hurl.

1617
01:30:36,825 --> 01:30:39,089
- How's your stomach now?
- It's fine.

1618
01:30:39,295 --> 01:30:42,128
- Do you feel nauseous at all?
- No.

1619
01:30:42,331 --> 01:30:44,060
- Have you been drinking?
- No.

1620
01:30:44,667 --> 01:30:45,895
OK.

1621
01:30:46,101 --> 01:30:47,329
Grool.

1622
01:31:12,594 --> 01:31:13,959
No.

1623
01:31:15,864 --> 01:31:18,526
- What's up?
- Can I help you?

1624
01:31:19,168 --> 01:31:20,635
You Puerto Rican?

1625
01:31:20,836 --> 01:31:22,394
Lebanese.

1626
01:31:22,604 --> 01:31:24,128
I feel that.

1627
01:31:39,521 --> 01:31:42,115
In case you're wondering,
The Plastics broke up.

1628
01:31:42,324 --> 01:31:44,417
Regina's spine healed,
and her physical therapist

1629
01:31:44,626 --> 01:31:46,924
taught her to channel
all her rage into sports.

1630
01:31:51,900 --> 01:31:54,596
It was perfect because
the jock girls weren't afraid of her.

1631
01:31:58,907 --> 01:32:02,434
Karen used her special talents to do
the morning weather announcements.

1632
01:32:02,644 --> 01:32:06,045
Hi. This is Karen Smith.
It's 68 degrees,

1633
01:32:06,248 --> 01:32:10,480
and there's a 30 percent chance
that it's already raining.

1634
01:32:11,353 --> 01:32:13,184
And Gretchen found herself
a new clique

1635
01:32:13,389 --> 01:32:15,050
and a new queen bee to serve.

1636
01:32:19,995 --> 01:32:23,294
Aaron went to Northwestern,
so I still get to see him on weekends.

1637
01:32:23,499 --> 01:32:24,466
And me?

1638
01:32:24,666 --> 01:32:27,328
I had gone from home-schooled
jungle freak to shiny Plastic

1639
01:32:27,536 --> 01:32:30,630
to most hated person in the world
to actual human being.

1640
01:32:30,839 --> 01:32:32,067
Hey.

1641
01:32:32,508 --> 01:32:36,308
All the drama from last year
just wasn't important anymore.

1642
01:32:36,512 --> 01:32:40,312
School used to be like a shark tank,
but now I could just float.

1643
01:32:40,516 --> 01:32:41,744
Regina.

1644
01:32:41,950 --> 01:32:44,475
Finally, Girl World was at peace.

1645
01:32:46,555 --> 01:32:50,616
Hey, check it out. Junior Plastics.

1646
01:32:50,826 --> 01:32:54,193
And if any freshmen
tried to disturb that peace...

1647
01:32:54,396 --> 01:32:57,388
Well, let's just say we knew
how to take care of it.

1648
01:33:03,338 --> 01:33:04,965
Just kidding.