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  12. This is your lunch, OK?
  13.  
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  16. Now, I put a dollar in there
  17. so you can buy some milk.
  18.  
  19. 4
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  21. You can ask one of the big kids
  22. where to do that.
  23.  
  24. 5
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  26. You remember your phone number?
  27. I wrote it down for you, just in case.
  28.  
  29. 6
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  31. Put it in your pocket,
  32. I don't want you to lose it.
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  36. OK? You ready?
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  40. I think so.
  41.  
  42. 9
  43. 00:00:54,185 --> 00:00:56,119
  44. It's Cady's big day.
  45.  
  46. 10
  47. 00:00:56,554 --> 00:00:59,546
  48. I guess it's natural for parents to cry
  49. on their kid's first day of school.
  50.  
  51. 11
  52. 00:00:59,757 --> 00:01:02,419
  53. But, you know, this usually
  54. happens when the kid is 5.
  55.  
  56. 12
  57. 00:01:02,627 --> 00:01:05,960
  58. I'm 16 and until today,
  59. I was home-schooled.
  60.  
  61. 13
  62. 00:01:06,163 --> 00:01:09,132
  63. I know what you're thinking.
  64. "Home-schooled kids are freaks."
  65.  
  66. 14
  67. 00:01:09,333 --> 00:01:13,963
  68. X-Y-L-O-C-A-R-P.
  69. Xylocarp.
  70.  
  71. 15
  72. 00:01:14,171 --> 00:01:16,469
  73. Or that we're weirdly religious
  74. or something.
  75.  
  76. 16
  77. 00:01:16,741 --> 00:01:21,178
  78. And on the third day, God created
  79. the Remington bolt-achion rifle
  80.  
  81. 17
  82. 00:01:21,379 --> 00:01:23,779
  83. so that Man could fight the dinosaurs.
  84.  
  85. 18
  86. 00:01:23,981 --> 00:01:25,778
  87. And the homosexuals.
  88.  
  89. 19
  90. 00:01:25,983 --> 00:01:27,382
  91. - Amen.
  92. - Amen.
  93.  
  94. 20
  95. 00:01:27,585 --> 00:01:28,984
  96. But my family's totally normal.
  97.  
  98. 21
  99. 00:01:29,186 --> 00:01:32,155
  100. Except for the fact that both my
  101. parents are research zoologists
  102.  
  103. 22
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  105. and we've spent the last
  106. 12 years in Africa.
  107.  
  108. 23
  109. 00:01:34,792 --> 00:01:36,054
  110. I had a great life.
  111.  
  112. 24
  113. 00:01:36,394 --> 00:01:38,624
  114. But then my mom got offered tenure
  115. at Northwestern University.
  116.  
  117. 25
  118. 00:01:38,963 --> 00:01:43,195
  119. So it was goodbye Africa
  120. and hello high school.
  121.  
  122. 26
  123. 00:01:45,503 --> 00:01:47,095
  124. I'm OK. Sorry.
  125.  
  126. 27
  127. 00:01:47,305 --> 00:01:48,704
  128. I'll be careful.
  129.  
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  131. 00:02:14,598 --> 00:02:15,963
  132. Hi.
  133.  
  134. 29
  135. 00:02:16,167 --> 00:02:18,032
  136. I don't know if anyone
  137. told you about me.
  138.  
  139. 30
  140. 00:02:18,235 --> 00:02:20,533
  141. I'm a new student here.
  142. My name is Cady Heron.
  143.  
  144. 31
  145. 00:02:20,738 --> 00:02:23,605
  146. Talk to me again
  147. and I'll kick your ass.
  148.  
  149. 32
  150. 00:02:28,079 --> 00:02:31,640
  151. You don't wanna sit there. Kristen
  152. Hadley's boyfriend is gonna sit there.
  153.  
  154. 33
  155. 00:02:32,783 --> 00:02:34,648
  156. Hey, baby.
  157.  
  158. 34
  159. 00:02:41,492 --> 00:02:42,720
  160. He farts a lot.
  161.  
  162. 35
  163. 00:02:52,169 --> 00:02:53,864
  164. Hey, everybody.
  165.  
  166. 36
  167. 00:02:54,305 --> 00:02:57,536
  168. Oh, God, I'm so sorry.
  169.  
  170. 37
  171. 00:02:58,042 --> 00:03:00,909
  172. It's not you. I'm bad luck.
  173.  
  174. 38
  175. 00:03:05,416 --> 00:03:07,145
  176. Ms. Norbury?
  177.  
  178. 39
  179. 00:03:07,418 --> 00:03:08,942
  180. My T-shirt's stuck
  181. to my sweater, isn't it?
  182.  
  183. 40
  184. 00:03:09,153 --> 00:03:11,087
  185. - Yeah.
  186. - Fantastic.
  187.  
  188. 41
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  190. Is everything all right in here?
  191.  
  192. 42
  193. 00:03:12,790 --> 00:03:16,055
  194. - Oh, yeah.
  195. - So...
  196.  
  197. 43
  198. 00:03:16,260 --> 00:03:18,353
  199. ...how was your summer?
  200. - I got divorced.
  201.  
  202. 44
  203. 00:03:19,764 --> 00:03:21,527
  204. My carpal tunnel came back.
  205.  
  206. 45
  207. 00:03:22,166 --> 00:03:25,533
  208. - I win.
  209. - Yes, you do.
  210.  
  211. 46
  212. 00:03:25,736 --> 00:03:27,294
  213. Well, I just wanted to let
  214. everyone know
  215.  
  216. 47
  217. 00:03:27,505 --> 00:03:29,302
  218. that we have a new student joining us.
  219.  
  220. 48
  221. 00:03:29,640 --> 00:03:32,234
  222. She just moved here
  223. all the way from Africa.
  224.  
  225. 49
  226. 00:03:32,443 --> 00:03:34,001
  227. Welcome.
  228.  
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  230. 00:03:34,712 --> 00:03:37,476
  231. - I'm from Michigan.
  232. - Great.
  233.  
  234. 51
  235. 00:03:38,449 --> 00:03:40,417
  236. Her name is Cady. Cady Heron.
  237.  
  238. 52
  239. 00:03:40,618 --> 00:03:42,176
  240. - Where are you, Cady?
  241. - That's me.
  242.  
  243. 53
  244. 00:03:42,386 --> 00:03:44,946
  245. - It's pronounced like Katie.
  246. - My apologies.
  247.  
  248. 54
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  250. I have a nephew named Anfernee,
  251.  
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  254. and I know how mad he gets
  255. when I call him Anthony.
  256.  
  257. 56
  258. 00:03:49,493 --> 00:03:51,324
  259. Almost as mad as I get
  260. when I think about the fact
  261.  
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  264. that my sister named him Anfernee.
  265.  
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  268. Well, welcome, Cady.
  269.  
  270. 59
  271. 00:03:55,599 --> 00:03:58,568
  272. - And thank you, Mr. Duvall.
  273. - Well, thank you.
  274.  
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  276. 00:03:58,769 --> 00:04:00,168
  277. And...
  278.  
  279. 61
  280. 00:04:00,371 --> 00:04:03,306
  281. ...if you need anything or if you
  282. wanna talk to somebody...
  283.  
  284. 62
  285. 00:04:03,507 --> 00:04:04,735
  286. Thanks.
  287.  
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  289. 00:04:05,075 --> 00:04:08,340
  290. Maybe some other time,
  291. when my shirt isn't see-through.
  292.  
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  295. OK.
  296.  
  297. 65
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  299. OK. Good day, everybody.
  300.  
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  303. The first day of school was a blur.
  304.  
  305. 67
  306. 00:04:17,588 --> 00:04:20,352
  307. A stressful, surreal blur.
  308.  
  309. 68
  310. 00:04:20,558 --> 00:04:22,719
  311. I got in trouble for the
  312. most random things.
  313.  
  314. 69
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  316. - Where are you going?
  317. - Oh, I have to go to the bathroom.
  318.  
  319. 70
  320. 00:04:26,430 --> 00:04:27,658
  321. You need the lavatory pass.
  322.  
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  325. OK. Can I have the lavatory pass?
  326.  
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  329. Nice try. Have a seat.
  330.  
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  333. I had never lived in a world
  334. where adults didn't trust me,
  335.  
  336. 74
  337. 00:04:35,940 --> 00:04:37,339
  338. where they were always yelling at me.
  339.  
  340. 75
  341. 00:04:37,541 --> 00:04:39,168
  342. - Don't read ahead!
  343. - No green pen!
  344.  
  345. 76
  346. 00:04:39,376 --> 00:04:40,536
  347. No food in class!
  348.  
  349. 77
  350. 00:04:51,689 --> 00:04:52,986
  351. I told you, I saw the whole thing.
  352.  
  353. 78
  354. 00:04:53,190 --> 00:04:54,851
  355. - Everything.
  356. - Did you see nipple?
  357.  
  358. 79
  359. 00:04:55,059 --> 00:04:58,620
  360. - It only counts if you saw a nipple.
  361. - That's true, dude.
  362.  
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  365. I had a lot of friends in Africa.
  366.  
  367. 81
  368. 00:05:04,401 --> 00:05:05,629
  369. What?
  370.  
  371. 82
  372. 00:05:05,836 --> 00:05:07,827
  373. But so far, none in Evanston.
  374.  
  375. 83
  376. 00:05:22,887 --> 00:05:25,879
  377. Hey. How was your first day?
  378.  
  379. 84
  380. 00:05:38,836 --> 00:05:40,360
  381. Is that your natural hair color?
  382.  
  383. 85
  384. 00:05:40,571 --> 00:05:42,801
  385. - Yeah.
  386. - It's gorgeous.
  387.  
  388. 86
  389. 00:05:43,007 --> 00:05:44,235
  390. Thank you.
  391.  
  392. 87
  393. 00:05:44,675 --> 00:05:46,199
  394. See, this is the color I want.
  395.  
  396. 88
  397. 00:05:46,410 --> 00:05:48,878
  398. This is Damian.
  399. He's almost too gay to function.
  400.  
  401. 89
  402. 00:05:49,947 --> 00:05:52,211
  403. - Nice to meet you.
  404. - Nice wig, Janis.
  405.  
  406. 90
  407. 00:05:52,416 --> 00:05:54,748
  408. - What's it made of?
  409. - Your mom's chest hair!
  410.  
  411. 91
  412. 00:05:54,952 --> 00:05:58,012
  413. - I'm Janis.
  414. - Hi, I'm Cady.
  415.  
  416. 92
  417. 00:05:58,556 --> 00:06:00,922
  418. Do you guys know
  419. where Room G 14 is?
  420.  
  421. 93
  422. 00:06:02,626 --> 00:06:05,026
  423. "Health, Tuesday/Thursday,
  424. Room G 14."
  425.  
  426. 94
  427. 00:06:05,229 --> 00:06:07,629
  428. I think that's in the back building.
  429.  
  430. 95
  431. 00:06:07,831 --> 00:06:10,299
  432. - Yeah, that's in the back building.
  433. - Yeah, we'll take you there.
  434.  
  435. 96
  436. 00:06:11,135 --> 00:06:12,693
  437. Thanks.
  438.  
  439. 97
  440. 00:06:13,470 --> 00:06:17,236
  441. Watch out, please!
  442. New meat coming through!
  443.  
  444. 98
  445. 00:06:17,808 --> 00:06:20,470
  446. "Health. Spanish."
  447.  
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  449. 00:06:20,678 --> 00:06:22,737
  450. You're taking 12th-grade calculus?
  451.  
  452. 100
  453. 00:06:22,947 --> 00:06:25,711
  454. - Yeah, I like math.
  455. - Why?
  456.  
  457. 101
  458. 00:06:26,116 --> 00:06:27,811
  459. Because it's the same
  460. in every country.
  461.  
  462. 102
  463. 00:06:28,719 --> 00:06:31,654
  464. That's beautiful. This girl is deep.
  465.  
  466. 103
  467. 00:06:31,989 --> 00:06:33,889
  468. Where's the back building?
  469.  
  470. 104
  471. 00:06:34,425 --> 00:06:36,393
  472. It burned down in 1987.
  473.  
  474. 105
  475. 00:06:36,894 --> 00:06:39,089
  476. Won't we get in some
  477. sort of trouble for this?
  478.  
  479. 106
  480. 00:06:39,396 --> 00:06:41,125
  481. Why would we get you into trouble?
  482.  
  483. 107
  484. 00:06:41,332 --> 00:06:43,027
  485. We're your friends.
  486.  
  487. 108
  488. 00:06:43,601 --> 00:06:47,093
  489. I know it's wrong to skip class,
  490. but Janis said we were friends.
  491.  
  492. 109
  493. 00:06:47,304 --> 00:06:49,898
  494. And I was in no position
  495. to pass up friends.
  496.  
  497. 110
  498. 00:06:50,107 --> 00:06:53,304
  499. I guess I'll never know what I missed
  500. on that first day of health class.
  501.  
  502. 111
  503. 00:06:53,510 --> 00:06:57,412
  504. Don't have sex. Because you
  505. will get pregnant and die.
  506.  
  507. 112
  508. 00:06:57,615 --> 00:06:59,310
  509. Don't have sex
  510. in the missionary position,
  511.  
  512. 113
  513. 00:06:59,516 --> 00:07:00,949
  514. don't have sex standing up.
  515.  
  516. 114
  517. 00:07:01,785 --> 00:07:03,616
  518. Just don't do it, promise?
  519.  
  520. 115
  521. 00:07:04,755 --> 00:07:06,518
  522. OK, everybody take some rubbers.
  523.  
  524. 116
  525. 00:07:06,724 --> 00:07:08,715
  526. Why didn't they just keep
  527. home-schooling you?
  528.  
  529. 117
  530. 00:07:08,926 --> 00:07:10,655
  531. They wanted me to get socialized.
  532.  
  533. 118
  534. 00:07:10,861 --> 00:07:13,455
  535. Oh, you'll get socialized, all right.
  536. A little slice like you.
  537.  
  538. 119
  539. 00:07:13,797 --> 00:07:16,766
  540. - What are you talking about?
  541. - You're a regulation hottie.
  542.  
  543. 120
  544. 00:07:17,101 --> 00:07:18,966
  545. - What?
  546. - Own it.
  547.  
  548. 121
  549. 00:07:19,169 --> 00:07:20,602
  550. How do you spell your
  551. name again, Cady?
  552.  
  553. 122
  554. 00:07:20,804 --> 00:07:23,136
  555. It's Cady. C-A-D-Y.
  556.  
  557. 123
  558. 00:07:23,607 --> 00:07:25,040
  559. Yeah, I'm gonna call you Cady.
  560.  
  561. 124
  562. 00:07:25,442 --> 00:07:29,344
  563. In the name of all that is holy, will you
  564. look at Karen Smith's gym clothes?
  565.  
  566. 125
  567. 00:07:29,546 --> 00:07:32,208
  568. Of course all The Plastics
  569. are in the same gym class.
  570.  
  571. 126
  572. 00:07:32,583 --> 00:07:35,074
  573. - Who are The Plastics?
  574. - They're teen royalty.
  575.  
  576. 127
  577. 00:07:35,285 --> 00:07:38,482
  578. If North Shore was Us Weekly,
  579. they would always be on the cover.
  580.  
  581. 128
  582. 00:07:38,689 --> 00:07:40,281
  583. That one there, that's Karen Smith.
  584.  
  585. 129
  586. 00:07:40,491 --> 00:07:43,858
  587. She is one of the dumbest
  588. girls you will ever meet.
  589.  
  590. 130
  591. 00:07:44,495 --> 00:07:46,554
  592. Damian sat next to her
  593. in English last year.
  594.  
  595. 131
  596. 00:07:46,764 --> 00:07:48,561
  597. She asked me how to spell "orange".
  598.  
  599. 132
  600. 00:07:49,633 --> 00:07:52,500
  601. And that little one?
  602. That's Gretchen Wieners.
  603.  
  604. 133
  605. 00:07:52,703 --> 00:07:55,194
  606. She's totally rich because
  607. her dad invented Toaster Strudel.
  608.  
  609. 134
  610. 00:07:55,406 --> 00:07:56,998
  611. Gretchen Wieners knows
  612. everybody's business.
  613.  
  614. 135
  615. 00:07:57,207 --> 00:07:59,038
  616. She knows everything
  617. about everyone.
  618.  
  619. 136
  620. 00:07:59,243 --> 00:08:02,007
  621. That's why her hair is so big.
  622. It's full of secrets.
  623.  
  624. 137
  625. 00:08:03,147 --> 00:08:06,844
  626. And evil takes a human
  627. form in Regina George.
  628.  
  629. 138
  630. 00:08:07,051 --> 00:08:10,248
  631. Don't be fooled, because she may seem
  632. like your typical selfish, back-stabbing,
  633.  
  634. 139
  635. 00:08:10,454 --> 00:08:15,585
  636. slut-faced ho-bag. But in reality,
  637. she is so much more than that.
  638.  
  639. 140
  640. 00:08:15,793 --> 00:08:17,021
  641. She's the queen bee.
  642.  
  643. 141
  644. 00:08:17,227 --> 00:08:19,787
  645. The star. Those other two
  646. are just her little workers.
  647.  
  648. 142
  649. 00:08:19,997 --> 00:08:21,589
  650. Regina George.
  651.  
  652. 143
  653. 00:08:21,799 --> 00:08:24,734
  654. How do I even begin
  655. to explain Regina George?
  656.  
  657. 144
  658. 00:08:24,935 --> 00:08:26,698
  659. Regina George is flawless.
  660.  
  661. 145
  662. 00:08:26,904 --> 00:08:29,168
  663. She has two Fendi purses
  664. and a silver Lexus.
  665.  
  666. 146
  667. 00:08:29,373 --> 00:08:31,398
  668. I hear her hair's insured
  669. for $10,000.
  670.  
  671. 147
  672. 00:08:31,608 --> 00:08:34,406
  673. I hear she does car commercials.
  674. In Japan.
  675.  
  676. 148
  677. 00:08:34,611 --> 00:08:36,340
  678. Her favorite movie is Varsity Blues.
  679.  
  680. 149
  681. 00:08:36,547 --> 00:08:38,174
  682. One time, she met John Stamos
  683. on a plane.
  684.  
  685. 150
  686. 00:08:38,382 --> 00:08:39,872
  687. And he told her she was pretty.
  688.  
  689. 151
  690. 00:08:40,084 --> 00:08:42,109
  691. One time,
  692. she punched me in the face.
  693.  
  694. 152
  695. 00:08:42,319 --> 00:08:43,946
  696. It was awesome.
  697.  
  698. 153
  699. 00:08:44,154 --> 00:08:47,282
  700. She always looks fierce.
  701. She always wins Spring Fling Queen.
  702.  
  703. 154
  704. 00:08:47,491 --> 00:08:49,459
  705. - Who cares?
  706. - I care.
  707.  
  708. 155
  709. 00:08:49,660 --> 00:08:51,491
  710. Every year, the seniors throw
  711. this dance for the underclassmen
  712.  
  713. 156
  714. 00:08:51,695 --> 00:08:52,957
  715. called The Spring Fling.
  716.  
  717. 157
  718. 00:08:53,163 --> 00:08:55,256
  719. And whomsoever is elected
  720. Spring Fling King and Queen
  721.  
  722. 158
  723. 00:08:55,466 --> 00:08:57,331
  724. automatically becomes head of the
  725. Student Activities Committee.
  726.  
  727. 159
  728. 00:08:57,534 --> 00:09:00,367
  729. And since I am an active member
  730. of the Student Activities Committee,
  731.  
  732. 160
  733. 00:09:00,571 --> 00:09:02,562
  734. I would say, yeah, I care.
  735.  
  736. 161
  737. 00:09:02,773 --> 00:09:05,867
  738. Damian, you've truly
  739. out-gayed yourself.
  740.  
  741. 162
  742. 00:09:07,711 --> 00:09:10,839
  743. Here. This map is gonna
  744. be your guide to North Shore.
  745.  
  746. 163
  747. 00:09:11,048 --> 00:09:13,539
  748. Now, where you sit in
  749. the cafeteria is crucial
  750.  
  751. 164
  752. 00:09:13,751 --> 00:09:15,150
  753. because you got everybody there.
  754.  
  755. 165
  756. 00:09:15,352 --> 00:09:17,912
  757. You got your freshmen,
  758. ROTC guys,
  759.  
  760. 166
  761. 00:09:18,122 --> 00:09:21,057
  762. preps, JV jocks,
  763.  
  764. 167
  765. 00:09:21,258 --> 00:09:23,488
  766. Asian nerds,
  767.  
  768. 168
  769. 00:09:23,994 --> 00:09:25,723
  770. cool Asians,
  771.  
  772. 169
  773. 00:09:26,096 --> 00:09:27,393
  774. varsity jocks,
  775.  
  776. 170
  777. 00:09:27,765 --> 00:09:29,790
  778. unfriendly black hotties,
  779.  
  780. 171
  781. 00:09:30,334 --> 00:09:32,325
  782. girls who eat their feelings,
  783.  
  784. 172
  785. 00:09:32,736 --> 00:09:34,795
  786. girls who don't eat anything,
  787.  
  788. 173
  789. 00:09:35,005 --> 00:09:36,472
  790. desperate wannabes,
  791.  
  792. 174
  793. 00:09:36,907 --> 00:09:38,169
  794. burnouts,
  795.  
  796. 175
  797. 00:09:38,475 --> 00:09:40,443
  798. sexually active band geeks,
  799.  
  800. 176
  801. 00:09:40,677 --> 00:09:42,941
  802. the greatest people
  803. you will ever meet
  804.  
  805. 177
  806. 00:09:43,280 --> 00:09:46,716
  807. and the worst.
  808. Beware of The Plastics.
  809.  
  810. 178
  811. 00:09:49,253 --> 00:09:51,619
  812. Hey. We're doing a lunchtime
  813. survey of new students.
  814.  
  815. 179
  816. 00:09:51,822 --> 00:09:53,084
  817. Can you answer a few questions?
  818.  
  819. 180
  820. 00:09:53,490 --> 00:09:56,254
  821. - OK.
  822. - Is your muffin buttered?
  823.  
  824. 181
  825. 00:09:56,994 --> 00:09:58,393
  826. What?
  827.  
  828. 182
  829. 00:09:59,263 --> 00:10:02,664
  830. Would you like us to assign
  831. someone to butter your muffin?
  832.  
  833. 183
  834. 00:10:02,866 --> 00:10:04,834
  835. - My what?
  836. - Is he bothering you?
  837.  
  838. 184
  839. 00:10:05,035 --> 00:10:07,003
  840. Jason, why are you such a skeez?
  841.  
  842. 185
  843. 00:10:07,204 --> 00:10:08,762
  844. I'm just being friendly.
  845.  
  846. 186
  847. 00:10:09,339 --> 00:10:10,772
  848. You were supposed
  849. to call me last night.
  850.  
  851. 187
  852. 00:10:10,974 --> 00:10:14,102
  853. Jason. You do not come to a party
  854. at my house with Gretchen
  855.  
  856. 188
  857. 00:10:14,311 --> 00:10:17,803
  858. and then scam on some poor, innocent
  859. girl right in front of us three days later.
  860.  
  861. 189
  862. 00:10:18,015 --> 00:10:19,482
  863. She's not interested.
  864.  
  865. 190
  866. 00:10:19,683 --> 00:10:20,945
  867. Do you wanna have sex with him?
  868.  
  869. 191
  870. 00:10:21,785 --> 00:10:24,720
  871. - No, thank you.
  872. - Good. So it's settled.
  873.  
  874. 192
  875. 00:10:24,922 --> 00:10:26,514
  876. So you can go shave your back now.
  877.  
  878. 193
  879. 00:10:26,990 --> 00:10:28,582
  880. Bye, Jason.
  881.  
  882. 194
  883. 00:10:28,792 --> 00:10:30,623
  884. Bitch.
  885.  
  886. 195
  887. 00:10:30,828 --> 00:10:33,661
  888. Wait. Sit down.
  889.  
  890. 196
  891. 00:10:35,032 --> 00:10:36,659
  892. Seriously, sit down.
  893.  
  894. 197
  895. 00:10:39,903 --> 00:10:41,598
  896. Why don't I know you?
  897.  
  898. 198
  899. 00:10:41,805 --> 00:10:44,205
  900. I'm new. I just moved here from Africa.
  901.  
  902. 199
  903. 00:10:44,541 --> 00:10:46,873
  904. - What?
  905. - I used to be home-schooled.
  906.  
  907. 200
  908. 00:10:47,077 --> 00:10:48,442
  909. Wait. What?
  910.  
  911. 201
  912. 00:10:48,645 --> 00:10:50,408
  913. - My mom taught me at home...
  914. - No, no.
  915.  
  916. 202
  917. 00:10:50,614 --> 00:10:52,081
  918. I know what home-school is.
  919. I'm not retarded.
  920.  
  921. 203
  922. 00:10:52,282 --> 00:10:54,409
  923. So you've actually never been
  924. to a real school before?
  925.  
  926. 204
  927. 00:10:56,053 --> 00:10:57,577
  928. Shut up.
  929.  
  930. 205
  931. 00:10:58,488 --> 00:10:59,887
  932. Shut up.
  933.  
  934. 206
  935. 00:11:00,524 --> 00:11:02,992
  936. - I didn't say anything.
  937. - Home-schooled.
  938.  
  939. 207
  940. 00:11:03,193 --> 00:11:05,525
  941. - That's really interesting.
  942. - Thanks.
  943.  
  944. 208
  945. 00:11:05,729 --> 00:11:07,196
  946. But you're, like, really pretty.
  947.  
  948. 209
  949. 00:11:07,564 --> 00:11:09,623
  950. - Thank you.
  951. - So you agree.
  952.  
  953. 210
  954. 00:11:09,833 --> 00:11:11,562
  955. - What?
  956. - You think you're really pretty.
  957.  
  958. 211
  959. 00:11:12,169 --> 00:11:15,036
  960. - Oh, I don't know...
  961. - Oh, my God, I love your bracelet.
  962.  
  963. 212
  964. 00:11:15,239 --> 00:11:18,072
  965. - Where did you get it?
  966. - Oh, my mom made it for me.
  967.  
  968. 213
  969. 00:11:18,275 --> 00:11:20,869
  970. - It's adorable.
  971. - Oh, it's so fetch.
  972.  
  973. 214
  974. 00:11:21,078 --> 00:11:24,445
  975. - What is "fetch"?
  976. - Oh, it's, like, slang. From England.
  977.  
  978. 215
  979. 00:11:24,648 --> 00:11:26,081
  980. So if you're from Africa...
  981.  
  982. 216
  983. 00:11:26,650 --> 00:11:28,345
  984. ...why are you white?
  985.  
  986. 217
  987. 00:11:28,552 --> 00:11:31,715
  988. Oh, my God, Karen, you can't just
  989. ask people why they're white.
  990.  
  991. 218
  992. 00:11:31,922 --> 00:11:34,413
  993. Could you give us some privacy
  994. for, like, one second?
  995.  
  996. 219
  997. 00:11:34,625 --> 00:11:36,422
  998. Yeah, sure.
  999.  
  1000. 220
  1001. 00:11:37,427 --> 00:11:38,860
  1002. What are you doing?
  1003.  
  1004. 221
  1005. 00:11:42,733 --> 00:11:44,758
  1006. OK, you should just know
  1007. that we don't do this a lot,
  1008.  
  1009. 222
  1010. 00:11:44,968 --> 00:11:47,232
  1011. so this is, like, a really huge deal.
  1012.  
  1013. 223
  1014. 00:11:47,437 --> 00:11:49,132
  1015. We wanna invite you
  1016. to have lunch with us
  1017.  
  1018. 224
  1019. 00:11:49,339 --> 00:11:50,966
  1020. every day for the rest of the week.
  1021.  
  1022. 225
  1023. 00:11:51,174 --> 00:11:53,108
  1024. - Oh, it's OK...
  1025. - Coolness.
  1026.  
  1027. 226
  1028. 00:11:53,310 --> 00:11:54,538
  1029. So we'll see you tomorrow.
  1030.  
  1031. 227
  1032. 00:11:54,745 --> 00:11:57,009
  1033. On Wednesdays, we wear pink.
  1034.  
  1035. 228
  1036. 00:11:57,447 --> 00:11:59,415
  1037. Oh, my God!
  1038. OK, you have to do it, OK?
  1039.  
  1040. 229
  1041. 00:11:59,616 --> 00:12:02,244
  1042. And then you have to tell me all
  1043. the horrible things that Regina says.
  1044.  
  1045. 230
  1046. 00:12:02,519 --> 00:12:04,316
  1047. Regina seems sweet.
  1048.  
  1049. 231
  1050. 00:12:04,655 --> 00:12:06,088
  1051. Regina George is not sweet.
  1052.  
  1053. 232
  1054. 00:12:06,290 --> 00:12:08,850
  1055. She's a scum-sucking road whore!
  1056. She ruined my life!
  1057.  
  1058. 233
  1059. 00:12:09,059 --> 00:12:10,754
  1060. She's fabulous, but she's evil.
  1061.  
  1062. 234
  1063. 00:12:10,961 --> 00:12:12,952
  1064. - Hey, get out of here!
  1065. - Oh, my God, Danny DeVito.
  1066.  
  1067. 235
  1068. 00:12:13,163 --> 00:12:14,994
  1069. I love your work!
  1070.  
  1071. 236
  1072. 00:12:15,198 --> 00:12:16,995
  1073. - Why do you hate her?
  1074. - What do you mean?
  1075.  
  1076. 237
  1077. 00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:19,134
  1078. Regina. You seem to really hate her.
  1079.  
  1080. 238
  1081. 00:12:19,336 --> 00:12:21,133
  1082. Yes. What's your question?
  1083.  
  1084. 239
  1085. 00:12:21,338 --> 00:12:23,397
  1086. - Well, my question is, why?
  1087. - Regina started this rumor
  1088.  
  1089. 240
  1090. 00:12:23,607 --> 00:12:26,474
  1091. - that Janis was...
  1092. - Damian! Shall we not?
  1093.  
  1094. 241
  1095. 00:12:26,677 --> 00:12:28,338
  1096. Now, look. This isn't
  1097. about hating her, OK?
  1098.  
  1099. 242
  1100. 00:12:28,545 --> 00:12:30,308
  1101. I just think that it would be, like,
  1102. a fun little experiment
  1103.  
  1104. 243
  1105. 00:12:30,514 --> 00:12:33,074
  1106. if you were to hang out with them and
  1107. then tell us everything that they say.
  1108.  
  1109. 244
  1110. 00:12:33,283 --> 00:12:35,342
  1111. - What do we even talk about?
  1112. - Hair products.
  1113.  
  1114. 245
  1115. 00:12:35,552 --> 00:12:37,281
  1116. - Ashton Kutcher.
  1117. - Is that a band?
  1118.  
  1119. 246
  1120. 00:12:37,487 --> 00:12:40,047
  1121. Would you just do it? Please?
  1122.  
  1123. 247
  1124. 00:12:40,691 --> 00:12:42,989
  1125. OK, fine.
  1126. Do you have anything pink?
  1127.  
  1128. 248
  1129. 00:12:43,193 --> 00:12:44,956
  1130. - Yes.
  1131. - No.
  1132.  
  1133. 249
  1134. 00:12:45,595 --> 00:12:48,223
  1135. By eigtht period, I was so happy
  1136. to get to math class.
  1137.  
  1138. 250
  1139. 00:12:48,432 --> 00:12:50,832
  1140. I mean, I'm good at math.
  1141. I understand math.
  1142.  
  1143. 251
  1144. 00:12:51,034 --> 00:12:52,934
  1145. Nothing in math class
  1146. could mess me up.
  1147.  
  1148. 252
  1149. 00:12:53,370 --> 00:12:55,304
  1150. Hey, do you have a pencil
  1151. I can borrow?
  1152.  
  1153. 253
  1154. 00:12:57,541 --> 00:12:59,634
  1155. I've only had one other
  1156. crush in my life.
  1157.  
  1158. 254
  1159. 00:12:59,843 --> 00:13:01,811
  1160. His name was Nfume,
  1161. and we were 5.
  1162.  
  1163. 255
  1164. 00:13:06,049 --> 00:13:07,346
  1165. It didn't work out.
  1166.  
  1167. 256
  1168. 00:13:08,452 --> 00:13:10,613
  1169. But this one hit me like a big,
  1170. yellow school bus.
  1171.  
  1172. 257
  1173. 00:13:10,821 --> 00:13:12,880
  1174. - Cady, what do you say?
  1175. - He was...
  1176.  
  1177. 258
  1178. 00:13:13,090 --> 00:13:14,523
  1179. So cute.
  1180.  
  1181. 259
  1182. 00:13:16,326 --> 00:13:20,422
  1183. I mean, A- sub-N equals
  1184. N plus one over four.
  1185.  
  1186. 260
  1187. 00:13:20,630 --> 00:13:22,097
  1188. That's right.
  1189.  
  1190. 261
  1191. 00:13:22,299 --> 00:13:24,267
  1192. That's good. Very good.
  1193.  
  1194. 262
  1195. 00:13:24,468 --> 00:13:26,299
  1196. All right, let's talk
  1197. about your homework.
  1198.  
  1199. 263
  1200. 00:13:28,071 --> 00:13:30,232
  1201. Hey. How was your second day?
  1202.  
  1203. 264
  1204. 00:13:31,041 --> 00:13:32,736
  1205. - Fine.
  1206. - Were people nice?
  1207.  
  1208. 265
  1209. 00:13:33,377 --> 00:13:35,504
  1210. - No.
  1211. - Did you make any friends?
  1212.  
  1213. 266
  1214. 00:13:35,946 --> 00:13:37,709
  1215. Yeah.
  1216.  
  1217. 267
  1218. 00:13:39,850 --> 00:13:42,375
  1219. Having lunch with The Plastics
  1220. was like leaving the actual world
  1221.  
  1222. 268
  1223. 00:13:42,586 --> 00:13:44,076
  1224. and entering "Girl World".
  1225.  
  1226. 269
  1227. 00:13:44,287 --> 00:13:46,312
  1228. And Girl World had a lot of rules.
  1229.  
  1230. 270
  1231. 00:13:46,523 --> 00:13:48,423
  1232. You can't wear a tank top
  1233. two days in a row,
  1234.  
  1235. 271
  1236. 00:13:48,625 --> 00:13:51,321
  1237. and you can only wear your
  1238. hair in a ponytail once a week.
  1239.  
  1240. 272
  1241. 00:13:51,795 --> 00:13:54,263
  1242. So I guess you picked today.
  1243.  
  1244. 273
  1245. 00:13:54,598 --> 00:13:57,658
  1246. Oh, and we only wear jeans
  1247. or track pants on Fridays.
  1248.  
  1249. 274
  1250. 00:13:57,868 --> 00:14:01,201
  1251. Now, if you break any of these rules,
  1252. you can't sit with us at lunch.
  1253.  
  1254. 275
  1255. 00:14:01,405 --> 00:14:03,396
  1256. I mean, not just you. Like, any of us.
  1257.  
  1258. 276
  1259. 00:14:03,607 --> 00:14:05,404
  1260. OK, like, if I was wearing jeans today,
  1261.  
  1262. 277
  1263. 00:14:05,609 --> 00:14:07,873
  1264. I would be sitting over there
  1265. with the art freaks.
  1266.  
  1267. 278
  1268. 00:14:10,147 --> 00:14:12,274
  1269. Oh, and we always vote before we ask
  1270. someone to eat lunch with us
  1271.  
  1272. 279
  1273. 00:14:12,482 --> 00:14:15,280
  1274. because you have to be considerate
  1275. of the rest of the group.
  1276.  
  1277. 280
  1278. 00:14:15,552 --> 00:14:17,679
  1279. Well, I mean, you wouldn't buy a skirt
  1280. without asking your friends first
  1281.  
  1282. 281
  1283. 00:14:17,888 --> 00:14:20,049
  1284. - if it looks good on you.
  1285. - I wouldn't?
  1286.  
  1287. 282
  1288. 00:14:20,424 --> 00:14:22,221
  1289. Right.
  1290. Oh, and it's the same with guys.
  1291.  
  1292. 283
  1293. 00:14:22,426 --> 00:14:26,886
  1294. Like, you may think you like someone,
  1295. but you could be wrong.
  1296.  
  1297. 284
  1298. 00:14:27,097 --> 00:14:30,260
  1299. A hundred and twenty calories and 48
  1300. calories from fat. What percent is that?
  1301.  
  1302. 285
  1303. 00:14:30,500 --> 00:14:32,400
  1304. Forty-eight into 120?
  1305.  
  1306. 286
  1307. 00:14:32,602 --> 00:14:35,230
  1308. I'm only eating foods with less than
  1309. 30 percent calories from fat.
  1310.  
  1311. 287
  1312. 00:14:35,439 --> 00:14:37,031
  1313. It's 40 percent.
  1314.  
  1315. 288
  1316. 00:14:37,240 --> 00:14:40,403
  1317. Well, 48 over 120
  1318. equals X over 100,
  1319.  
  1320. 289
  1321. 00:14:40,610 --> 00:14:42,942
  1322. and then you cross-multiply
  1323. and get the value of X.
  1324.  
  1325. 290
  1326. 00:14:44,047 --> 00:14:45,742
  1327. Whatever. I'm getting cheese fries.
  1328.  
  1329. 291
  1330. 00:14:48,518 --> 00:14:51,214
  1331. So have you seen any guys
  1332. that you think are cute yet?
  1333.  
  1334. 292
  1335. 00:14:52,022 --> 00:14:53,785
  1336. Well, there's this guy
  1337. in my calculus class...
  1338.  
  1339. 293
  1340. 00:14:53,990 --> 00:14:55,821
  1341. - Who is it?
  1342. - It's a senior?
  1343.  
  1344. 294
  1345. 00:14:56,093 --> 00:14:58,584
  1346. - His name's Aaron Samuels.
  1347. - No!
  1348.  
  1349. 295
  1350. 00:14:58,795 --> 00:15:00,763
  1351. Oh, no, you can't like Aaron Samuels.
  1352.  
  1353. 296
  1354. 00:15:00,964 --> 00:15:02,625
  1355. That's Regina's ex-boyfriend.
  1356.  
  1357. 297
  1358. 00:15:02,833 --> 00:15:04,061
  1359. They went out for a year.
  1360.  
  1361. 298
  1362. 00:15:04,267 --> 00:15:05,632
  1363. Yeah, and then she was devastated
  1364.  
  1365. 299
  1366. 00:15:05,836 --> 00:15:07,235
  1367. when he broke up
  1368. with her last summer.
  1369.  
  1370. 300
  1371. 00:15:07,537 --> 00:15:09,562
  1372. I thought she dumped him
  1373. for Shane Oman.
  1374.  
  1375. 301
  1376. 00:15:09,773 --> 00:15:12,435
  1377. OK, irregardless. Ex-boyfriends
  1378. are just off-limits to friends.
  1379.  
  1380. 302
  1381. 00:15:12,642 --> 00:15:15,008
  1382. I mean, that's just, like,
  1383. the rules of feminism.
  1384.  
  1385. 303
  1386. 00:15:15,979 --> 00:15:20,040
  1387. Don't worry. I'll never tell Regina
  1388. what you said.
  1389.  
  1390. 304
  1391. 00:15:20,250 --> 00:15:22,081
  1392. It'll be our little secret.
  1393.  
  1394. 305
  1395. 00:15:23,820 --> 00:15:27,256
  1396. We define the sum
  1397. of the infinite geometric series...
  1398.  
  1399. 306
  1400. 00:15:27,457 --> 00:15:29,288
  1401. Even though I wasn't
  1402. allowed to like Aaron,
  1403.  
  1404. 307
  1405. 00:15:29,493 --> 00:15:32,189
  1406. I was still allowed to look at him.
  1407.  
  1408. 308
  1409. 00:15:33,163 --> 00:15:34,824
  1410. And think about him.
  1411.  
  1412. 309
  1413. 00:15:36,700 --> 00:15:39,191
  1414. And talk to him.
  1415.  
  1416. 310
  1417. 00:15:39,402 --> 00:15:41,131
  1418. - Hey, Aar...
  1419. - Hey, you're the Africa girl, right?
  1420.  
  1421. 311
  1422. 00:15:41,938 --> 00:15:43,565
  1423. - Yeah.
  1424. - I'm Kevin Gnapoor,
  1425.  
  1426. 312
  1427. 00:15:43,773 --> 00:15:45,263
  1428. captain of the North Shore Mathletes.
  1429.  
  1430. 313
  1431. 00:15:45,475 --> 00:15:48,603
  1432. We participate in math challenges
  1433. against other high schools in the state,
  1434.  
  1435. 314
  1436. 00:15:48,812 --> 00:15:51,076
  1437. and we can get twice as much funding
  1438. if we've got a girl.
  1439.  
  1440. 315
  1441. 00:15:51,281 --> 00:15:52,839
  1442. So you should think about joining.
  1443.  
  1444. 316
  1445. 00:15:53,049 --> 00:15:55,540
  1446. - Oh, you'd be perfect for it.
  1447. - Yeah, definitely.
  1448.  
  1449. 317
  1450. 00:15:55,752 --> 00:15:58,016
  1451. Great, great.
  1452. Let me give you my card.
  1453.  
  1454. 318
  1455. 00:16:01,491 --> 00:16:02,788
  1456. OK, so think it over.
  1457.  
  1458. 319
  1459. 00:16:03,927 --> 00:16:06,054
  1460. Because we'd like to get jackets.
  1461.  
  1462. 320
  1463. 00:16:06,863 --> 00:16:08,421
  1464. OK.
  1465.  
  1466. 321
  1467. 00:16:20,777 --> 00:16:22,472
  1468. Hey!
  1469.  
  1470. 322
  1471. 00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:26,207
  1472. Get in, loser. We're going shopping.
  1473.  
  1474. 323
  1475. 00:16:26,783 --> 00:16:28,808
  1476. Regina's like the Barbie doll
  1477. I never had.
  1478.  
  1479. 324
  1480. 00:16:29,019 --> 00:16:31,385
  1481. I'd never seen anybody
  1482. so glamorous.
  1483.  
  1484. 325
  1485. 00:16:34,257 --> 00:16:36,817
  1486. - So how do you like North Shore?
  1487. - It's good.
  1488.  
  1489. 326
  1490. 00:16:37,027 --> 00:16:38,460
  1491. I think I'm joining the Mathletes.
  1492.  
  1493. 327
  1494. 00:16:38,662 --> 00:16:39,890
  1495. - No! No, no.
  1496. - No, no.
  1497.  
  1498. 328
  1499. 00:16:40,096 --> 00:16:42,656
  1500. You cannot do that.
  1501. That is social suicide.
  1502.  
  1503. 329
  1504. 00:16:42,866 --> 00:16:45,494
  1505. Damn, you are so lucky
  1506. you have us to guide you.
  1507.  
  1508. 330
  1509. 00:16:56,246 --> 00:16:59,909
  1510. Being at Old Orctard Mall kind of
  1511. reminded me of being home in Africa.
  1512.  
  1513. 331
  1514. 00:17:00,116 --> 00:17:03,415
  1515. By the watering hole.
  1516. when the animals are in heat.
  1517.  
  1518. 332
  1519. 00:17:11,494 --> 00:17:12,791
  1520. Oh, my God, there's Jason!
  1521.  
  1522. 333
  1523. 00:17:12,996 --> 00:17:15,692
  1524. Where? Oh, there he is.
  1525.  
  1526. 334
  1527. 00:17:17,500 --> 00:17:19,730
  1528. - And he's with Taylor Wedell.
  1529. - I heard they're going out.
  1530.  
  1531. 335
  1532. 00:17:19,936 --> 00:17:22,530
  1533. Wait. Jason's not going out
  1534. with Taylor.
  1535.  
  1536. 336
  1537. 00:17:22,739 --> 00:17:25,071
  1538. No. He cannot blow you off like that.
  1539.  
  1540. 337
  1541. 00:17:25,275 --> 00:17:28,540
  1542. He's such a little skeez.
  1543. Give me your phone.
  1544.  
  1545. 338
  1546. 00:17:29,512 --> 00:17:32,072
  1547. - You're not gonna call him, right?
  1548. - Do you think I'm an idiot?
  1549.  
  1550. 339
  1551. 00:17:32,415 --> 00:17:33,848
  1552. No.
  1553.  
  1554. 340
  1555. 00:17:36,586 --> 00:17:38,816
  1556. - Wedell on South Boulevard.
  1557. - Caller ID.
  1558.  
  1559. 341
  1560. 00:17:39,022 --> 00:17:40,683
  1561. Not when you connect
  1562. from Information.
  1563.  
  1564. 342
  1565. 00:17:40,890 --> 00:17:42,118
  1566. - Hello?
  1567. - Hello.
  1568.  
  1569. 343
  1570. 00:17:42,325 --> 00:17:43,758
  1571. May I please speak
  1572. to Taylor Wedell?
  1573.  
  1574. 344
  1575. 00:17:43,960 --> 00:17:45,587
  1576. She's not home yet. Who's calling?
  1577.  
  1578. 345
  1579. 00:17:45,795 --> 00:17:47,763
  1580. Oh, this is Susan from
  1581. Planned Parenthood.
  1582.  
  1583. 346
  1584. 00:17:47,964 --> 00:17:51,559
  1585. I have her test results. If you can have
  1586. her give me a call as soon as she can.
  1587.  
  1588. 347
  1589. 00:17:51,768 --> 00:17:54,066
  1590. It's urgent. Thank you.
  1591.  
  1592. 348
  1593. 00:17:55,338 --> 00:17:56,999
  1594. She's not going out with anyone.
  1595.  
  1596. 349
  1597. 00:17:57,207 --> 00:17:59,767
  1598. OK, that was so fetch.
  1599.  
  1600. 350
  1601. 00:18:07,317 --> 00:18:09,012
  1602. Mom.
  1603.  
  1604. 351
  1605. 00:18:21,231 --> 00:18:23,495
  1606. Your house is really nice.
  1607.  
  1608. 352
  1609. 00:18:23,700 --> 00:18:25,634
  1610. I know, right?
  1611.  
  1612. 353
  1613. 00:18:25,835 --> 00:18:27,393
  1614. Make sure you check out
  1615. her mom's boob job.
  1616.  
  1617. 354
  1618. 00:18:27,604 --> 00:18:29,765
  1619. They're hard as rocks.
  1620.  
  1621. 355
  1622. 00:18:31,274 --> 00:18:33,504
  1623. I'm home! Hey, Kylie.
  1624.  
  1625. 356
  1626. 00:18:34,010 --> 00:18:35,534
  1627. Hey.
  1628.  
  1629. 357
  1630. 00:18:36,980 --> 00:18:40,507
  1631. Hey, hey, hey!
  1632. How are my best girlfriends?
  1633.  
  1634. 358
  1635. 00:18:40,717 --> 00:18:42,480
  1636. Hey, Mrs. George. This is Cady.
  1637.  
  1638. 359
  1639. 00:18:43,119 --> 00:18:44,711
  1640. Hello, sweetheart.
  1641.  
  1642. 360
  1643. 00:18:45,455 --> 00:18:48,424
  1644. - Hi.
  1645. - Welcome to our home.
  1646.  
  1647. 361
  1648. 00:18:51,361 --> 00:18:54,728
  1649. Just want you to know, if you need
  1650. anything, don't be shy, OK?
  1651.  
  1652. 362
  1653. 00:18:54,931 --> 00:18:57,832
  1654. There are no rules in this house.
  1655. I'm not like a regular mom.
  1656.  
  1657. 363
  1658. 00:18:58,034 --> 00:19:00,628
  1659. I'm a cool mom. Right, Regina?
  1660.  
  1661. 364
  1662. 00:19:00,837 --> 00:19:02,304
  1663. - Please stop talking.
  1664. - OK.
  1665.  
  1666. 365
  1667. 00:19:02,505 --> 00:19:05,599
  1668. I'm gonna make you girls
  1669. a "hump day" treat.
  1670.  
  1671. 366
  1672. 00:19:11,214 --> 00:19:12,875
  1673. This is your room?
  1674.  
  1675. 367
  1676. 00:19:13,083 --> 00:19:16,314
  1677. It was my parents' room,
  1678. but I made them trade me.
  1679.  
  1680. 368
  1681. 00:19:17,087 --> 00:19:19,021
  1682. Hey, put on 98.8.
  1683.  
  1684. 369
  1685. 00:19:24,260 --> 00:19:26,160
  1686. Cady, do you even know
  1687. who sings this?
  1688.  
  1689. 370
  1690. 00:19:27,464 --> 00:19:29,432
  1691. - The Spice Girls?
  1692. - I love her.
  1693.  
  1694. 371
  1695. 00:19:29,632 --> 00:19:30,894
  1696. She's like a Martian.
  1697.  
  1698. 372
  1699. 00:19:31,101 --> 00:19:34,434
  1700. - God, my hips are huge!
  1701. - Oh, please. I hate my calves.
  1702.  
  1703. 373
  1704. 00:19:34,637 --> 00:19:37,333
  1705. At least you guys can wear halters.
  1706. I've got man shoulders.
  1707.  
  1708. 374
  1709. 00:19:37,607 --> 00:19:40,167
  1710. I used to think there
  1711. was just fat and skinny.
  1712.  
  1713. 375
  1714. 00:19:40,377 --> 00:19:42,777
  1715. Apparently, there's a lot of things
  1716. that can be wrong on your body.
  1717.  
  1718. 376
  1719. 00:19:42,979 --> 00:19:45,777
  1720. - My hairline is so weird.
  1721. - My pores are huge.
  1722.  
  1723. 377
  1724. 00:19:45,982 --> 00:19:47,279
  1725. My nail beds suck.
  1726.  
  1727. 378
  1728. 00:19:50,587 --> 00:19:52,555
  1729. I have really bad breath
  1730. in the morning.
  1731.  
  1732. 379
  1733. 00:19:54,624 --> 00:19:58,219
  1734. Hey, you guys.
  1735. Happy hour is from 4 to 6!
  1736.  
  1737. 380
  1738. 00:19:59,996 --> 00:20:01,657
  1739. Thanks.
  1740.  
  1741. 381
  1742. 00:20:02,432 --> 00:20:04,400
  1743. Is there alcohol in this?
  1744.  
  1745. 382
  1746. 00:20:04,601 --> 00:20:08,059
  1747. Oh, God, honey, no. What kind
  1748. of mother do you think I am?
  1749.  
  1750. 383
  1751. 00:20:08,271 --> 00:20:11,468
  1752. Do you want a bit? If you're gonna
  1753. drink, I'd rather you do it in the house.
  1754.  
  1755. 384
  1756. 00:20:11,674 --> 00:20:13,198
  1757. - No, thank you.
  1758. - OK.
  1759.  
  1760. 385
  1761. 00:20:13,410 --> 00:20:17,870
  1762. So, you guys, what is the 411?
  1763.  
  1764. 386
  1765. 00:20:18,081 --> 00:20:20,675
  1766. What has everybody been up to?
  1767.  
  1768. 387
  1769. 00:20:20,884 --> 00:20:23,910
  1770. What is the hot gossip?
  1771. Tell me everything.
  1772.  
  1773. 388
  1774. 00:20:24,120 --> 00:20:26,247
  1775. What are you guys listening to?
  1776. What's the cool jams?
  1777.  
  1778. 389
  1779. 00:20:26,523 --> 00:20:27,820
  1780. Mom.
  1781.  
  1782. 390
  1783. 00:20:28,024 --> 00:20:30,424
  1784. - Could you go fix your hair?
  1785. - OK.
  1786.  
  1787. 391
  1788. 00:20:30,627 --> 00:20:34,063
  1789. You girls keep me young.
  1790. Oh, I love you so much.
  1791.  
  1792. 392
  1793. 00:20:36,766 --> 00:20:38,961
  1794. Oh, my God, I remember this.
  1795.  
  1796. 393
  1797. 00:20:39,169 --> 00:20:42,297
  1798. - I haven't looked at that in forever.
  1799. - Come check it out, Cady.
  1800.  
  1801. 394
  1802. 00:20:42,505 --> 00:20:43,733
  1803. It's our Burn Book.
  1804.  
  1805. 395
  1806. 00:20:43,940 --> 00:20:45,771
  1807. See, we cut out girls' pictures
  1808. from the yearbook,
  1809.  
  1810. 396
  1811. 00:20:45,975 --> 00:20:47,909
  1812. and then we wrote comments.
  1813.  
  1814. 397
  1815. 00:20:48,111 --> 00:20:51,103
  1816. - "Trang Pak is a grotsky little byotch."
  1817. - Still true.
  1818.  
  1819. 398
  1820. 00:20:51,314 --> 00:20:54,772
  1821. - "Dawn Schweitzer is a fat virgin."
  1822. - Still half true.
  1823.  
  1824. 399
  1825. 00:20:56,486 --> 00:20:59,785
  1826. "Amber D'Alessio."
  1827. She made out with a hot dog.
  1828.  
  1829. 400
  1830. 00:21:00,156 --> 00:21:02,090
  1831. "Janis Ian, dyke."
  1832.  
  1833. 401
  1834. 00:21:02,992 --> 00:21:05,290
  1835. - Who is that?
  1836. - I think that's that kid Damian.
  1837.  
  1838. 402
  1839. 00:21:05,762 --> 00:21:08,322
  1840. Yeah. He's almost too gay
  1841. to function.
  1842.  
  1843. 403
  1844. 00:21:08,631 --> 00:21:11,259
  1845. That's funny. Put that in there.
  1846.  
  1847. 404
  1848. 00:21:11,468 --> 00:21:14,631
  1849. Oh, no. Maybe that was only OK
  1850. when Janis said it.
  1851.  
  1852. 405
  1853. 00:21:15,472 --> 00:21:17,440
  1854. And they have this Burn Book
  1855. where they write mean things
  1856.  
  1857. 406
  1858. 00:21:17,640 --> 00:21:20,108
  1859. - about all the girls in our grade.
  1860. - What does it say about me?
  1861.  
  1862. 407
  1863. 00:21:21,044 --> 00:21:23,638
  1864. - You're not in it.
  1865. - Those bitches.
  1866.  
  1867. 408
  1868. 00:21:23,847 --> 00:21:25,542
  1869. - Will this minimize my pores?
  1870. - No. Cady,
  1871.  
  1872. 409
  1873. 00:21:25,748 --> 00:21:27,215
  1874. you gotta steal that book.
  1875.  
  1876. 410
  1877. 00:21:27,417 --> 00:21:29,146
  1878. - No way!
  1879. - Oh, come on. We could publish it,
  1880.  
  1881. 411
  1882. 00:21:29,352 --> 00:21:31,820
  1883. and then everybody would see
  1884. what an ax-wound she really is.
  1885.  
  1886. 412
  1887. 00:21:32,021 --> 00:21:34,717
  1888. - I don't steal.
  1889. - That is for your feet.
  1890.  
  1891. 413
  1892. 00:21:34,924 --> 00:21:37,916
  1893. Cady, there are two kinds
  1894. of evil people.
  1895.  
  1896. 414
  1897. 00:21:38,127 --> 00:21:39,526
  1898. People who do evil stuff,
  1899.  
  1900. 415
  1901. 00:21:39,729 --> 00:21:43,324
  1902. and people who see evil stuff
  1903. being done and don't try to stop it.
  1904.  
  1905. 416
  1906. 00:21:43,633 --> 00:21:48,070
  1907. Does that mean I'm morally
  1908. obligated to burn that lady's outfit?
  1909.  
  1910. 417
  1911. 00:21:48,471 --> 00:21:49,904
  1912. Oh, my God, that's Ms. Norbury.
  1913.  
  1914. 418
  1915. 00:21:50,106 --> 00:21:51,539
  1916. I love seeing teachers
  1917. outside of school.
  1918.  
  1919. 419
  1920. 00:21:51,741 --> 00:21:53,834
  1921. It's like seeing a dog
  1922. walk on its hind legs.
  1923.  
  1924. 420
  1925. 00:21:55,111 --> 00:21:57,011
  1926. Hey, guys, what's up?
  1927. I didn't know you worked here.
  1928.  
  1929. 421
  1930. 00:21:57,213 --> 00:21:59,773
  1931. Yeah, moderately priced soaps
  1932. are my calling.
  1933.  
  1934. 422
  1935. 00:22:00,083 --> 00:22:02,881
  1936. - You shopping?
  1937. - No, I'm just here with my boyfriend.
  1938.  
  1939. 423
  1940. 00:22:05,688 --> 00:22:08,816
  1941. Joking. Sometimes older people
  1942. make jokes.
  1943.  
  1944. 424
  1945. 00:22:09,025 --> 00:22:11,585
  1946. My nana takes her wig off
  1947. when she's drunk.
  1948.  
  1949. 425
  1950. 00:22:11,794 --> 00:22:13,887
  1951. Your nana and I have that
  1952. in common.
  1953.  
  1954. 426
  1955. 00:22:14,097 --> 00:22:16,793
  1956. No, actually, I'm just here because
  1957. I bartend a couple nights a week
  1958.  
  1959. 427
  1960. 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:18,729
  1961. down at P. J. Calamity's.
  1962.  
  1963. 428
  1964. 00:22:19,769 --> 00:22:21,600
  1965. Cady, I hope you do
  1966. join Mathletes, you know,
  1967.  
  1968. 429
  1969. 00:22:21,804 --> 00:22:23,169
  1970. because we start in a couple weeks
  1971.  
  1972. 430
  1973. 00:22:23,373 --> 00:22:25,000
  1974. and I would love
  1975. to have a girl on the team,
  1976.  
  1977. 431
  1978. 00:22:25,208 --> 00:22:27,506
  1979. just, you know, so the team
  1980. could meet a girl.
  1981.  
  1982. 432
  1983. 00:22:27,710 --> 00:22:29,678
  1984. - I think I'm gonna do it.
  1985. - Great.
  1986.  
  1987. 433
  1988. 00:22:29,879 --> 00:22:32,143
  1989. You can't join Mathletes.
  1990. It's social suicide.
  1991.  
  1992. 434
  1993. 00:22:32,348 --> 00:22:34,646
  1994. Thanks, Damian.
  1995.  
  1996. 435
  1997. 00:22:34,951 --> 00:22:38,409
  1998. Well, this has been
  1999. sufficiently awkward.
  2000.  
  2001. 436
  2002. 00:22:38,621 --> 00:22:40,555
  2003. And I'll see you guys tomorrow.
  2004.  
  2005. 437
  2006. 00:22:40,757 --> 00:22:42,349
  2007. - Bye.
  2008. - Bye.
  2009.  
  2010. 438
  2011. 00:22:42,559 --> 00:22:45,722
  2012. Oh, man, that is bleak.
  2013.  
  2014. 439
  2015. 00:22:45,929 --> 00:22:47,794
  2016. So when are you gonna
  2017. see Regina again?
  2018.  
  2019. 440
  2020. 00:22:48,264 --> 00:22:50,061
  2021. I can't spy on her anymore.
  2022. It's weird.
  2023.  
  2024. 441
  2025. 00:22:50,266 --> 00:22:54,100
  2026. Come on, she's never gonna find out.
  2027. It'll be like our little secret.
  2028.  
  2029. 442
  2030. 00:22:57,507 --> 00:22:59,031
  2031. - Hello?
  2032. - I know your secret.
  2033.  
  2034. 443
  2035. 00:22:59,242 --> 00:23:00,470
  2036. Oh, God, busted.
  2037.  
  2038. 444
  2039. 00:23:00,677 --> 00:23:02,907
  2040. Just start apologizing and crying.
  2041. No, play it cool.
  2042.  
  2043. 445
  2044. 00:23:03,112 --> 00:23:04,704
  2045. Secret?
  2046. What are you saying about?
  2047.  
  2048. 446
  2049. 00:23:04,914 --> 00:23:07,041
  2050. Gretchen told me
  2051. that you like Aaron Samuels.
  2052.  
  2053. 447
  2054. 00:23:07,250 --> 00:23:09,445
  2055. I mean, I don't care,
  2056. do whatever you want.
  2057.  
  2058. 448
  2059. 00:23:09,652 --> 00:23:11,984
  2060. But let me just tell you something
  2061. about Aaron:
  2062.  
  2063. 449
  2064. 00:23:12,188 --> 00:23:16,522
  2065. All he cares about is school
  2066. and his mom and his friends.
  2067.  
  2068. 450
  2069. 00:23:16,726 --> 00:23:18,990
  2070. - Is that bad?
  2071. - But if you like him...
  2072.  
  2073. 451
  2074. 00:23:19,195 --> 00:23:22,358
  2075. Whatever. I mean, I could talk
  2076. to him for you if you want.
  2077.  
  2078. 452
  2079. 00:23:22,565 --> 00:23:25,432
  2080. Really? You would do that? I mean,
  2081. nothing embarrassing, though, right?
  2082.  
  2083. 453
  2084. 00:23:25,635 --> 00:23:28,229
  2085. Oh, no, trust me.
  2086. I know exactly how to play it.
  2087.  
  2088. 454
  2089. 00:23:28,638 --> 00:23:32,665
  2090. But wait. Aren't you so mad
  2091. at Gretchen for telling me?
  2092.  
  2093. 455
  2094. 00:23:32,875 --> 00:23:34,240
  2095. - No.
  2096. - Because if you are,
  2097.  
  2098. 456
  2099. 00:23:34,444 --> 00:23:37,641
  2100. you can tell me. It was a really
  2101. bitchy thing for her to do.
  2102.  
  2103. 457
  2104. 00:23:37,847 --> 00:23:40,816
  2105. Yeah, it was pretty bitchy,
  2106. but I'm not mad.
  2107.  
  2108. 458
  2109. 00:23:41,017 --> 00:23:42,382
  2110. I mean, I guess she just
  2111. likes the attention.
  2112.  
  2113. 459
  2114. 00:23:42,585 --> 00:23:44,212
  2115. See, Gretch? I told you
  2116. she's not mad at you.
  2117.  
  2118. 460
  2119. 00:23:44,420 --> 00:23:45,978
  2120. I can't believe you think
  2121. I like attention!
  2122.  
  2123. 461
  2124. 00:23:46,189 --> 00:23:48,885
  2125. OK, love you. See you tomorrow.
  2126.  
  2127. 462
  2128. 00:23:49,459 --> 00:23:51,620
  2129. I had survived my first
  2130. three-way calling attack.
  2131.  
  2132. 463
  2133. 00:23:52,095 --> 00:23:55,553
  2134. And with Regina's blessing, I started
  2135. talking to Aaron more and more.
  2136.  
  2137. 464
  2138. 00:23:55,932 --> 00:23:58,230
  2139. On October 3rd, he asked me
  2140. what day it was.
  2141.  
  2142. 465
  2143. 00:23:58,601 --> 00:24:00,193
  2144. It's October 3rd.
  2145.  
  2146. 466
  2147. 00:24:00,403 --> 00:24:02,268
  2148. Two weeks later, we spoke again.
  2149.  
  2150. 467
  2151. 00:24:02,472 --> 00:24:04,167
  2152. It's raining.
  2153.  
  2154. 468
  2155. 00:24:04,374 --> 00:24:05,898
  2156. Yeah.
  2157.  
  2158. 469
  2159. 00:24:06,109 --> 00:24:07,872
  2160. But I wanted things to move faster.
  2161.  
  2162. 470
  2163. 00:24:08,077 --> 00:24:10,443
  2164. So I followed my instincts.
  2165.  
  2166. 471
  2167. 00:24:10,647 --> 00:24:13,377
  2168. Hey, I'm totally lost.
  2169. Can you help me?
  2170.  
  2171. 472
  2172. 00:24:13,583 --> 00:24:14,811
  2173. - But I wasn't lost.
  2174. - Yeah.
  2175.  
  2176. 473
  2177. 00:24:15,018 --> 00:24:16,883
  2178. I knew exactly what Ms. Norbury
  2179. was talking about.
  2180.  
  2181. 474
  2182. 00:24:17,086 --> 00:24:20,055
  2183. It's a factorial, so you multiply
  2184. each one by N.
  2185.  
  2186. 475
  2187. 00:24:20,256 --> 00:24:21,484
  2188. Wrong.
  2189.  
  2190. 476
  2191. 00:24:21,691 --> 00:24:22,988
  2192. Is that the summation?
  2193.  
  2194. 477
  2195. 00:24:24,327 --> 00:24:25,658
  2196. Yeah, they're the same thing.
  2197.  
  2198. 478
  2199. 00:24:25,862 --> 00:24:27,727
  2200. Wrong. He was so wrong.
  2201.  
  2202. 479
  2203. 00:24:27,930 --> 00:24:31,161
  2204. Thanks. I... I get it now.
  2205.  
  2206. 480
  2207. 00:24:31,367 --> 00:24:35,030
  2208. Lights, please.
  2209. OK. See you guys tomorrow.
  2210.  
  2211. 481
  2212. 00:24:36,939 --> 00:24:39,464
  2213. We're having a Halloween party
  2214. at my friend Chris' tonight.
  2215.  
  2216. 482
  2217. 00:24:40,043 --> 00:24:41,943
  2218. You wanna come?
  2219.  
  2220. 483
  2221. 00:24:42,245 --> 00:24:43,803
  2222. Yeah, sure.
  2223.  
  2224. 484
  2225. 00:24:44,013 --> 00:24:46,243
  2226. Great. Here's where it is.
  2227.  
  2228. 485
  2229. 00:24:46,449 --> 00:24:48,747
  2230. It's a costume party.
  2231. People get pretty into it.
  2232.  
  2233. 486
  2234. 00:24:49,118 --> 00:24:50,551
  2235. OK.
  2236.  
  2237. 487
  2238. 00:24:50,753 --> 00:24:53,881
  2239. That flier admits one person only,
  2240.  
  2241. 488
  2242. 00:24:54,090 --> 00:24:56,183
  2243. so don't bring some
  2244. other guy with you.
  2245.  
  2246. 489
  2247. 00:24:56,626 --> 00:24:58,218
  2248. "Grool."
  2249.  
  2250. 490
  2251. 00:24:58,861 --> 00:25:01,159
  2252. I meant to say "cool"
  2253. and then I started to say "great".
  2254.  
  2255. 491
  2256. 00:25:01,464 --> 00:25:04,490
  2257. Right. Well... grool.
  2258.  
  2259. 492
  2260. 00:25:05,435 --> 00:25:07,733
  2261. See you tonight.
  2262.  
  2263. 493
  2264. 00:25:09,072 --> 00:25:12,098
  2265. Hey, Africa. You staying
  2266. for the Mathletes meeting?
  2267.  
  2268. 494
  2269. 00:25:12,542 --> 00:25:14,339
  2270. Yeah, I'll be right back.
  2271.  
  2272. 495
  2273. 00:25:16,079 --> 00:25:19,913
  2274. OK, I lied. But I had to go home
  2275. and work on my costume.
  2276.  
  2277. 496
  2278. 00:25:20,450 --> 00:25:23,442
  2279. In the regular world, Halloween is
  2280. when children dress up in costumes
  2281.  
  2282. 497
  2283. 00:25:23,653 --> 00:25:24,984
  2284. and beg for candy.
  2285.  
  2286. 498
  2287. 00:25:25,188 --> 00:25:27,748
  2288. In Girl World, Halloween
  2289. is the one nigth a year
  2290.  
  2291. 499
  2292. 00:25:27,957 --> 00:25:29,549
  2293. when a girl can dress
  2294. like a total slut
  2295.  
  2296. 500
  2297. 00:25:29,759 --> 00:25:31,727
  2298. and no other girls can
  2299. say anything about it.
  2300.  
  2301. 501
  2302. 00:25:31,928 --> 00:25:33,759
  2303. The hard-core girls just wear lingerie
  2304.  
  2305. 502
  2306. 00:25:33,963 --> 00:25:35,555
  2307. and some form of animal ears.
  2308.  
  2309. 503
  2310. 00:25:35,765 --> 00:25:37,562
  2311. Doesn't she look great, honey?
  2312.  
  2313. 504
  2314. 00:25:39,769 --> 00:25:42,602
  2315. - What are you?
  2316. - I'm a mouse.
  2317.  
  2318. 505
  2319. 00:25:44,107 --> 00:25:46,598
  2320. Unfortunately, no one told
  2321. me about the slut rule.
  2322.  
  2323. 506
  2324. 00:25:46,976 --> 00:25:49,536
  2325. So I showed up like this.
  2326.  
  2327. 507
  2328. 00:25:55,485 --> 00:25:56,975
  2329. Hey.
  2330.  
  2331. 508
  2332. 00:25:58,955 --> 00:26:01,719
  2333. Yes! Yes!
  2334.  
  2335. 509
  2336. 00:26:06,662 --> 00:26:08,152
  2337. Hey.
  2338.  
  2339. 510
  2340. 00:26:08,698 --> 00:26:10,461
  2341. Why are you dressed so scary?
  2342.  
  2343. 511
  2344. 00:26:10,900 --> 00:26:12,629
  2345. It's Halloween.
  2346.  
  2347. 512
  2348. 00:26:12,835 --> 00:26:14,325
  2349. Have you seen Jason?
  2350.  
  2351. 513
  2352. 00:26:14,670 --> 00:26:16,763
  2353. You know who's looking fine tonight?
  2354.  
  2355. 514
  2356. 00:26:16,973 --> 00:26:18,998
  2357. Seth Mosakowski.
  2358.  
  2359. 515
  2360. 00:26:19,208 --> 00:26:22,974
  2361. - OK, you did not just say that.
  2362. - What? He's a good kisser.
  2363.  
  2364. 516
  2365. 00:26:23,179 --> 00:26:24,510
  2366. He's your cousin.
  2367.  
  2368. 517
  2369. 00:26:24,881 --> 00:26:26,473
  2370. Yeah, but he's my first cousin.
  2371.  
  2372. 518
  2373. 00:26:26,883 --> 00:26:28,851
  2374. - Right.
  2375. - So you have your cousins
  2376.  
  2377. 519
  2378. 00:26:29,051 --> 00:26:30,712
  2379. and then you have your first cousins,
  2380.  
  2381. 520
  2382. 00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:33,480
  2383. - then you have your second cousins...
  2384. - No, honey.
  2385.  
  2386. 521
  2387. 00:26:34,157 --> 00:26:35,522
  2388. That's not right, is it?
  2389.  
  2390. 522
  2391. 00:26:35,725 --> 00:26:37,317
  2392. That is so not right.
  2393.  
  2394. 523
  2395. 00:26:37,527 --> 00:26:39,518
  2396. - Hey!
  2397. - Hey.
  2398.  
  2399. 524
  2400. 00:26:39,729 --> 00:26:41,196
  2401. You made it.
  2402.  
  2403. 525
  2404. 00:26:41,397 --> 00:26:45,356
  2405. And you are... a zombie bride.
  2406.  
  2407. 526
  2408. 00:26:45,568 --> 00:26:47,263
  2409. An "ex-wife".
  2410.  
  2411. 527
  2412. 00:26:47,470 --> 00:26:49,495
  2413. Love it. Can I get you
  2414. something to drink?
  2415.  
  2416. 528
  2417. 00:26:49,705 --> 00:26:51,172
  2418. - Yeah.
  2419. - Be right back.
  2420.  
  2421. 529
  2422. 00:26:51,374 --> 00:26:53,103
  2423. Thanks.
  2424.  
  2425. 530
  2426. 00:26:54,710 --> 00:26:56,200
  2427. Karen, stop it.
  2428.  
  2429. 531
  2430. 00:26:56,612 --> 00:26:58,842
  2431. - Don't, Karen...
  2432. - Hey, Seth!
  2433.  
  2434. 532
  2435. 00:27:02,518 --> 00:27:03,780
  2436. Hey.
  2437.  
  2438. 533
  2439. 00:27:03,986 --> 00:27:05,681
  2440. Oh, no.
  2441.  
  2442. 534
  2443. 00:27:05,888 --> 00:27:07,219
  2444. Didn't anybody tell you?
  2445.  
  2446. 535
  2447. 00:27:07,423 --> 00:27:08,981
  2448. You were supposed
  2449. to wear a costume.
  2450.  
  2451. 536
  2452. 00:27:09,358 --> 00:27:12,327
  2453. Shut up. I need to talk to you.
  2454.  
  2455. 537
  2456. 00:27:12,528 --> 00:27:14,894
  2457. - You know that girl Cady?
  2458. - Yeah, she's cool.
  2459.  
  2460. 538
  2461. 00:27:15,097 --> 00:27:16,394
  2462. I invited her tonight.
  2463.  
  2464. 539
  2465. 00:27:17,733 --> 00:27:20,167
  2466. Well, be careful because
  2467. she has a huge crush on you.
  2468.  
  2469. 540
  2470. 00:27:20,570 --> 00:27:22,731
  2471. Really? How do you know?
  2472.  
  2473. 541
  2474. 00:27:23,472 --> 00:27:25,201
  2475. Because she told me.
  2476.  
  2477. 542
  2478. 00:27:25,408 --> 00:27:27,876
  2479. She tells everybody.
  2480. It's kind of cute, actually.
  2481.  
  2482. 543
  2483. 00:27:28,077 --> 00:27:30,739
  2484. She's like a little girl. She, like,
  2485. writes all over her notebook,
  2486.  
  2487. 544
  2488. 00:27:30,947 --> 00:27:32,278
  2489. "Mrs. Aaron Samuels."
  2490.  
  2491. 545
  2492. 00:27:32,648 --> 00:27:34,946
  2493. And she made this T-shirt that says
  2494. "I heart Aaron"
  2495.  
  2496. 546
  2497. 00:27:35,151 --> 00:27:36,982
  2498. and she wears it
  2499. under all her clothes.
  2500.  
  2501. 547
  2502. 00:27:37,186 --> 00:27:39,416
  2503. - Oh, come on.
  2504. - Well, who can blame her?
  2505.  
  2506. 548
  2507. 00:27:39,622 --> 00:27:40,987
  2508. I mean, you're gorgeous.
  2509.  
  2510. 549
  2511. 00:27:42,692 --> 00:27:45,217
  2512. And OK, look, I'm not saying
  2513. she's a stalker,
  2514.  
  2515. 550
  2516. 00:27:45,428 --> 00:27:47,953
  2517. but she saved
  2518. this Kleenex you used
  2519.  
  2520. 551
  2521. 00:27:48,164 --> 00:27:51,600
  2522. and she said she's gonna do
  2523. some kind of African voodoo with it
  2524.  
  2525. 552
  2526. 00:27:51,801 --> 00:27:53,462
  2527. to make you like her.
  2528.  
  2529. 553
  2530. 00:27:54,036 --> 00:27:55,264
  2531. What?
  2532.  
  2533. 554
  2534. 00:27:59,642 --> 00:28:00,870
  2535. This was it.
  2536.  
  2537. 555
  2538. 00:28:01,077 --> 00:28:03,443
  2539. Regina said she would talk
  2540. to Aaron for me, and now she was.
  2541.  
  2542. 556
  2543. 00:28:03,646 --> 00:28:08,083
  2544. I know she's kind of socially retarded
  2545. and weird, but she's my friend,
  2546.  
  2547. 557
  2548. 00:28:08,284 --> 00:28:10,912
  2549. so just promise me
  2550. you won't make fun of her.
  2551.  
  2552. 558
  2553. 00:28:11,120 --> 00:28:12,678
  2554. Of course I'm not gonna
  2555. make fun of her.
  2556.  
  2557. 559
  2558. 00:28:13,322 --> 00:28:14,949
  2559. How could Janis hate Regina?
  2560.  
  2561. 560
  2562. 00:28:15,157 --> 00:28:17,216
  2563. Ste was such a good...
  2564.  
  2565. 561
  2566. 00:28:18,227 --> 00:28:19,455
  2567. Slut!
  2568.  
  2569. 562
  2570. 00:28:26,068 --> 00:28:28,559
  2571. What are you doing?
  2572. You broke up with me.
  2573.  
  2574. 563
  2575. 00:28:28,905 --> 00:28:31,601
  2576. That's crazy. Why would
  2577. I break up with you?
  2578.  
  2579. 564
  2580. 00:28:31,807 --> 00:28:34,002
  2581. You're so hot.
  2582.  
  2583. 565
  2584. 00:28:40,917 --> 00:28:42,646
  2585. That's a scary mask, bro.
  2586.  
  2587. 566
  2588. 00:28:43,119 --> 00:28:44,711
  2589. I had never felt this feeling before.
  2590.  
  2591. 567
  2592. 00:28:44,921 --> 00:28:46,582
  2593. I could tear my heartbeat in my ears.
  2594.  
  2595. 568
  2596. 00:28:46,789 --> 00:28:48,916
  2597. My stomach felt like it was
  2598. going to fall out my butt.
  2599.  
  2600. 569
  2601. 00:28:49,125 --> 00:28:52,185
  2602. I had this lump in my throat like
  2603. after you dry-swallow a big pill.
  2604.  
  2605. 570
  2606. 00:28:52,395 --> 00:28:55,125
  2607. I hated Regina. I hated her!
  2608.  
  2609. 571
  2610. 00:29:11,213 --> 00:29:12,703
  2611. She took him back.
  2612.  
  2613. 572
  2614. 00:29:12,915 --> 00:29:14,576
  2615. Regina took Aaron back.
  2616.  
  2617. 573
  2618. 00:29:14,951 --> 00:29:17,977
  2619. - Oh, no, Cady.
  2620. - Why would she do that?
  2621.  
  2622. 574
  2623. 00:29:18,187 --> 00:29:19,814
  2624. Because she's a life-ruiner.
  2625.  
  2626. 575
  2627. 00:29:20,022 --> 00:29:21,751
  2628. She ruins people's lives.
  2629.  
  2630. 576
  2631. 00:29:21,958 --> 00:29:24,051
  2632. When we were 13, she made
  2633. people sign this petition
  2634.  
  2635. 577
  2636. 00:29:24,260 --> 00:29:26,125
  2637. - saying that Janis was...
  2638. - Damian! Please!
  2639.  
  2640. 578
  2641. 00:29:26,329 --> 00:29:28,194
  2642. Look, she's not gonna get away
  2643. with this again, OK?
  2644.  
  2645. 579
  2646. 00:29:28,397 --> 00:29:31,059
  2647. - We're gonna do something.
  2648. - We are?
  2649.  
  2650. 580
  2651. 00:29:32,935 --> 00:29:34,926
  2652. Regina George is an evil dictator.
  2653.  
  2654. 581
  2655. 00:29:35,438 --> 00:29:37,497
  2656. Now, how do you overthrow a dictator?
  2657.  
  2658. 582
  2659. 00:29:37,707 --> 00:29:40,107
  2660. You cut off her resources.
  2661.  
  2662. 583
  2663. 00:29:40,309 --> 00:29:43,437
  2664. Regina would be nothing without
  2665. her high-status man candy...
  2666.  
  2667. 584
  2668. 00:29:45,014 --> 00:29:46,538
  2669. ...technically good physique...
  2670.  
  2671. 585
  2672. 00:29:48,217 --> 00:29:50,412
  2673. ...and ignorant band of loyal followers.
  2674.  
  2675. 586
  2676. 00:29:52,855 --> 00:29:55,517
  2677. Now, Cady, if we want this to work,
  2678.  
  2679. 587
  2680. 00:29:55,725 --> 00:29:58,125
  2681. you are gonna have to keep hanging
  2682. out with them like nothing is wrong.
  2683.  
  2684. 588
  2685. 00:29:58,327 --> 00:29:59,954
  2686. Can you do it?
  2687.  
  2688. 589
  2689. 00:30:00,262 --> 00:30:01,524
  2690. I can do it.
  2691.  
  2692. 590
  2693. 00:30:01,731 --> 00:30:04,598
  2694. OK, let's rock this bitch.
  2695.  
  2696. 591
  2697. 00:30:06,135 --> 00:30:09,161
  2698. Pretending like nothing was wrong
  2699. turned out to be surprisingly easy.
  2700.  
  2701. 592
  2702. 00:30:09,372 --> 00:30:12,398
  2703. Regina wanted me to tell you that she
  2704. was trying to hook you up with Aaron,
  2705.  
  2706. 593
  2707. 00:30:12,608 --> 00:30:14,803
  2708. but he was just interested
  2709. in getting her back.
  2710.  
  2711. 594
  2712. 00:30:15,011 --> 00:30:16,342
  2713. And that's not Regina's fault.
  2714.  
  2715. 595
  2716. 00:30:16,545 --> 00:30:18,877
  2717. - No, I know.
  2718. - OK, so you're not mad at Regina?
  2719.  
  2720. 596
  2721. 00:30:19,115 --> 00:30:20,639
  2722. - God, no.
  2723. - Oh, OK, good.
  2724.  
  2725. 597
  2726. 00:30:20,850 --> 00:30:24,547
  2727. Because Regina wanted me
  2728. to give you this.
  2729.  
  2730. 598
  2731. 00:30:28,024 --> 00:30:29,457
  2732. It's called
  2733. the South Beach Fat Flush,
  2734.  
  2735. 599
  2736. 00:30:29,658 --> 00:30:31,888
  2737. and all you drink is
  2738. cranberry juice for 72 hours.
  2739.  
  2740. 600
  2741. 00:30:32,094 --> 00:30:33,322
  2742. This isn't even cranberry juice.
  2743.  
  2744. 601
  2745. 00:30:33,529 --> 00:30:35,622
  2746. It's cranberry juice cocktail.
  2747. It's all sugar.
  2748.  
  2749. 602
  2750. 00:30:35,831 --> 00:30:38,925
  2751. - I wanna lose 3 pounds.
  2752. - You're crazy.
  2753.  
  2754. 603
  2755. 00:30:40,002 --> 00:30:43,494
  2756. Why do you wear your hair like that?
  2757. You hair looks so sexy pushed back.
  2758.  
  2759. 604
  2760. 00:30:43,806 --> 00:30:46,798
  2761. Cady, will you please tell him
  2762. his hair looks sexy pushed back.
  2763.  
  2764. 605
  2765. 00:30:47,009 --> 00:30:49,739
  2766. Regina was dangling Aaron
  2767. in front of me on purpose.
  2768.  
  2769. 606
  2770. 00:30:49,945 --> 00:30:52,345
  2771. I knew how this would be
  2772. settled in the animal world.
  2773.  
  2774. 607
  2775. 00:31:02,058 --> 00:31:03,286
  2776. But this was Girl World.
  2777.  
  2778. 608
  2779. 00:31:03,492 --> 00:31:05,255
  2780. Your hair looks sexy pushed back.
  2781.  
  2782. 609
  2783. 00:31:06,729 --> 00:31:10,256
  2784. And in Girl World,
  2785. all the figthing had to be sneaky.
  2786.  
  2787. 610
  2788. 00:31:11,500 --> 00:31:15,061
  2789. All this cranberry juice
  2790. is making me break out.
  2791.  
  2792. 611
  2793. 00:31:15,538 --> 00:31:17,904
  2794. Wait. I have this really good
  2795. skin stuff I'll bring you.
  2796.  
  2797. 612
  2798. 00:31:18,107 --> 00:31:19,074
  2799. OK.
  2800.  
  2801. 613
  2802. 00:31:19,608 --> 00:31:22,975
  2803. We kept our eyes open
  2804. for opportunities for sabotage.
  2805.  
  2806. 614
  2807. 00:31:29,285 --> 00:31:31,116
  2808. Regina.
  2809.  
  2810. 615
  2811. 00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:32,810
  2812. - Here you go.
  2813. - Thank you.
  2814.  
  2815. 616
  2816. 00:31:37,293 --> 00:31:38,726
  2817. - Hey.
  2818. - Hey.
  2819.  
  2820. 617
  2821. 00:31:43,299 --> 00:31:45,961
  2822. Your face smells like peppermint.
  2823.  
  2824. 618
  2825. 00:32:19,401 --> 00:32:20,868
  2826. This is ass, you guys.
  2827.  
  2828. 619
  2829. 00:32:21,504 --> 00:32:25,270
  2830. It's been a month, and all we've done
  2831. is make Regina's face smell like a foot.
  2832.  
  2833. 620
  2834. 00:32:25,474 --> 00:32:26,702
  2835. I've been really busy with choir.
  2836.  
  2837. 621
  2838. 00:32:26,909 --> 00:32:28,467
  2839. We gotta crack Gretchen Wieners.
  2840.  
  2841. 622
  2842. 00:32:28,677 --> 00:32:30,406
  2843. We crack Gretchen,
  2844. and then we crack the lock
  2845.  
  2846. 623
  2847. 00:32:30,613 --> 00:32:32,308
  2848. on Regina's whole dirty history.
  2849.  
  2850. 624
  2851. 00:32:32,515 --> 00:32:34,039
  2852. - Say "crack" again.
  2853. - Crack.
  2854.  
  2855. 625
  2856. 00:32:34,250 --> 00:32:36,241
  2857. - All right, let's reconvene tonight.
  2858. - I can't.
  2859.  
  2860. 626
  2861. 00:32:36,452 --> 00:32:38,920
  2862. I have to go to Regina's
  2863. to practise for the talent show.
  2864.  
  2865. 627
  2866. 00:32:39,121 --> 00:32:41,988
  2867. - We're doing a dance to this song...
  2868. - "Jingle Bell Rock."
  2869.  
  2870. 628
  2871. 00:32:42,191 --> 00:32:43,419
  2872. You guys know that song?
  2873.  
  2874. 629
  2875. 00:32:43,626 --> 00:32:46,117
  2876. Everybody in the English-speaking
  2877. world knows that song.
  2878.  
  2879. 630
  2880. 00:32:46,328 --> 00:32:47,955
  2881. They do it every year.
  2882.  
  2883. 631
  2884. 00:32:48,164 --> 00:32:50,064
  2885. Well, I have to learn it.
  2886.  
  2887. 632
  2888. 00:32:50,266 --> 00:32:51,961
  2889. Go.
  2890.  
  2891. 633
  2892. 00:32:52,268 --> 00:32:55,135
  2893. - Hey.
  2894. - Why were you talking to Janis Ian?
  2895.  
  2896. 634
  2897. 00:32:55,337 --> 00:32:56,736
  2898. I don't know, I mean, she's so weird.
  2899.  
  2900. 635
  2901. 00:32:56,939 --> 00:32:59,772
  2902. She just, you know, came up to me
  2903. and started talking to me about crack.
  2904.  
  2905. 636
  2906. 00:33:00,576 --> 00:33:01,873
  2907. She's so pathetic.
  2908.  
  2909. 637
  2910. 00:33:02,511 --> 00:33:04,502
  2911. Let me tell you something
  2912. about Janis Ian.
  2913.  
  2914. 638
  2915. 00:33:04,713 --> 00:33:06,237
  2916. We were best friends
  2917. in middle school.
  2918.  
  2919. 639
  2920. 00:33:06,448 --> 00:33:07,676
  2921. I know, right?
  2922.  
  2923. 640
  2924. 00:33:07,883 --> 00:33:10,716
  2925. It's so embarrassing.
  2926. I don't even... Whatever.
  2927.  
  2928. 641
  2929. 00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:13,514
  2930. So then in eighth grade, I started
  2931. going out with my first boyfriend,
  2932.  
  2933. 642
  2934. 00:33:13,722 --> 00:33:16,748
  2935. Kyle, who was totally gorgeous,
  2936. but then he moved to Indiana.
  2937.  
  2938. 643
  2939. 00:33:16,959 --> 00:33:19,359
  2940. And Janis was, like,
  2941. weirdly jealous of him.
  2942.  
  2943. 644
  2944. 00:33:19,562 --> 00:33:21,723
  2945. Like, if I would blow her off
  2946. to hang out with Kyle,
  2947.  
  2948. 645
  2949. 00:33:21,931 --> 00:33:23,922
  2950. she'd be like,
  2951. "Why didn't you call me back?"
  2952.  
  2953. 646
  2954. 00:33:24,133 --> 00:33:27,000
  2955. And I'd be like, "Why are you
  2956. so obsessed with me?"
  2957.  
  2958. 647
  2959. 00:33:27,203 --> 00:33:29,967
  2960. So then, for my birthday party,
  2961. which was an all-girls pool party,
  2962.  
  2963. 648
  2964. 00:33:30,172 --> 00:33:34,108
  2965. I was like, "Janis, I can't invite you,
  2966. because I think you're a lesbian."
  2967.  
  2968. 649
  2969. 00:33:34,310 --> 00:33:36,710
  2970. I mean, I couldn't
  2971. have a lesbian at my party.
  2972.  
  2973. 650
  2974. 00:33:36,912 --> 00:33:38,971
  2975. There are gonna be girls there
  2976. in their bathing suits.
  2977.  
  2978. 651
  2979. 00:33:39,181 --> 00:33:40,671
  2980. I mean, right?
  2981. She was a lesbian.
  2982.  
  2983. 652
  2984. 00:33:41,083 --> 00:33:43,210
  2985. So then her mom called my mom
  2986. and started yelling at her.
  2987.  
  2988. 653
  2989. 00:33:43,419 --> 00:33:44,784
  2990. It was so retarded.
  2991.  
  2992. 654
  2993. 00:33:44,987 --> 00:33:47,251
  2994. And then she dropped out of school
  2995. because no one would talk to her.
  2996.  
  2997. 655
  2998. 00:33:47,456 --> 00:33:49,356
  2999. When she came back
  3000. in the fall for high school,
  3001.  
  3002. 656
  3003. 00:33:49,558 --> 00:33:52,049
  3004. all of her hair was cut off
  3005. and she was totally weird,
  3006.  
  3007. 657
  3008. 00:33:52,261 --> 00:33:53,592
  3009. and now I guess she's on crack.
  3010.  
  3011. 658
  3012. 00:33:55,264 --> 00:33:57,095
  3013. Oh, my God!
  3014. I love your skirt.
  3015.  
  3016. 659
  3017. 00:33:57,299 --> 00:33:59,028
  3018. Where did you get it?
  3019.  
  3020. 660
  3021. 00:33:59,235 --> 00:34:00,793
  3022. It was my mom's in the '80s.
  3023.  
  3024. 661
  3025. 00:34:01,237 --> 00:34:03,398
  3026. Vintage. So adorable.
  3027.  
  3028. 662
  3029. 00:34:03,606 --> 00:34:05,301
  3030. Thanks.
  3031.  
  3032. 663
  3033. 00:34:05,874 --> 00:34:08,035
  3034. That is the ugliest F-ing skirt
  3035. I've ever seen.
  3036.  
  3037. 664
  3038. 00:34:09,645 --> 00:34:12,273
  3039. Oh, my God, I love your bracelet.
  3040. Where did you get it?
  3041.  
  3042. 665
  3043. 00:34:15,651 --> 00:34:17,414
  3044. So are you gonna send
  3045. any candy canes?
  3046.  
  3047. 666
  3048. 00:34:17,620 --> 00:34:19,884
  3049. No. I don't send them,
  3050. I just get them.
  3051.  
  3052. 667
  3053. 00:34:20,389 --> 00:34:22,755
  3054. So you better send me one, byotch.
  3055.  
  3056. 668
  3057. 00:34:22,958 --> 00:34:24,186
  3058. Love you.
  3059.  
  3060. 669
  3061. 00:34:25,194 --> 00:34:27,094
  3062. I was definitely sending her one.
  3063.  
  3064. 670
  3065. 00:34:27,296 --> 00:34:29,924
  3066. I was gonna use three candy canes
  3067. to crack Gretchen Wieners.
  3068.  
  3069. 671
  3070. 00:34:30,132 --> 00:34:31,360
  3071. Three, please.
  3072.  
  3073. 672
  3074. 00:34:31,567 --> 00:34:35,230
  3075. "Why, Man, he doth bestride
  3076. the narrow world like a colossus"
  3077.  
  3078. 673
  3079. 00:34:35,437 --> 00:34:37,098
  3080. might translate into
  3081.  
  3082. 674
  3083. 00:34:37,306 --> 00:34:39,672
  3084. "Why is he so huge
  3085. and obnoxious?"
  3086.  
  3087. 675
  3088. 00:34:42,544 --> 00:34:45,741
  3089. - Candy cane-grams!
  3090. - OK, hurry up.
  3091.  
  3092. 676
  3093. 00:34:45,948 --> 00:34:48,576
  3094. Taylor Zimmerman?
  3095. Two for you.
  3096.  
  3097. 677
  3098. 00:34:48,784 --> 00:34:50,274
  3099. Glenn Cocco?
  3100.  
  3101. 678
  3102. 00:34:50,486 --> 00:34:54,183
  3103. Four for you, Glenn Cocco.
  3104. You go, Glenn Cocco.
  3105.  
  3106. 679
  3107. 00:34:54,390 --> 00:34:56,449
  3108. And Cady Heron.
  3109.  
  3110. 680
  3111. 00:34:56,659 --> 00:34:57,956
  3112. Do we have a Cady Heron here?
  3113.  
  3114. 681
  3115. 00:34:58,160 --> 00:35:00,685
  3116. - It's Cady.
  3117. - Oh, Cady, here you go.
  3118.  
  3119. 682
  3120. 00:35:00,896 --> 00:35:04,297
  3121. One for you. And none
  3122. for Gretchen Wieners. Bye.
  3123.  
  3124. 683
  3125. 00:35:06,368 --> 00:35:07,596
  3126. Who's that from?
  3127.  
  3128. 684
  3129. 00:35:07,803 --> 00:35:10,397
  3130. "Thanks for being such
  3131. a great friend. Love, Regina."
  3132.  
  3133. 685
  3134. 00:35:10,606 --> 00:35:12,267
  3135. That's so sweet.
  3136.  
  3137. 686
  3138. 00:35:12,608 --> 00:35:14,974
  3139. OK, back to Caesar.
  3140.  
  3141. 687
  3142. 00:35:15,377 --> 00:35:17,345
  3143. Once Gretchen thought
  3144. Regina was mad at her,
  3145.  
  3146. 688
  3147. 00:35:17,546 --> 00:35:19,343
  3148. the secrets started pouring out.
  3149.  
  3150. 689
  3151. 00:35:19,548 --> 00:35:21,573
  3152. All I had to do was wait for one
  3153. we could use.
  3154.  
  3155. 690
  3156. 00:35:21,784 --> 00:35:23,251
  3157. Thank you.
  3158.  
  3159. 691
  3160. 00:35:24,887 --> 00:35:27,947
  3161. Welcome to the North Shore
  3162. High School winter talent show.
  3163.  
  3164. 692
  3165. 00:35:28,157 --> 00:35:30,819
  3166. Let me hear you make some noise.
  3167.  
  3168. 693
  3169. 00:35:35,731 --> 00:35:36,959
  3170. All right, settle down.
  3171.  
  3172. 694
  3173. 00:35:38,434 --> 00:35:41,767
  3174. Our first act calls himself
  3175. a star on the rise.
  3176.  
  3177. 695
  3178. 00:35:41,970 --> 00:35:44,234
  3179. Let's hear it for Damian.
  3180.  
  3181. 696
  3182. 00:35:50,145 --> 00:35:52,045
  3183. Don't look at me.
  3184.  
  3185. 697
  3186. 00:35:52,915 --> 00:35:56,851
  3187. Every day is so wonderful
  3188.  
  3189. 698
  3190. 00:35:57,286 --> 00:36:01,347
  3191. I mean, why would Regina send
  3192. you guys candy canes and not me?
  3193.  
  3194. 699
  3195. 00:36:01,557 --> 00:36:03,024
  3196. Maybe she forgot about you.
  3197.  
  3198. 700
  3199. 00:36:03,225 --> 00:36:05,090
  3200. Yeah, Regina has been acting
  3201. kind of weird lately.
  3202.  
  3203. 701
  3204. 00:36:05,294 --> 00:36:06,989
  3205. I mean, is something bothering her?
  3206.  
  3207. 702
  3208. 00:36:07,196 --> 00:36:10,359
  3209. Well, I mean, her parents totally
  3210. don't sleep in the same bed anymore,
  3211.  
  3212. 703
  3213. 00:36:10,566 --> 00:36:11,828
  3214. if that's what you mean.
  3215.  
  3216. 704
  3217. 00:36:12,768 --> 00:36:15,328
  3218. Oh, my God.
  3219. Don't tell her I told you that.
  3220.  
  3221. 705
  3222. 00:36:15,537 --> 00:36:20,406
  3223. I am beautiful in every single way
  3224.  
  3225. 706
  3226. 00:36:20,609 --> 00:36:23,879
  3227. Yes, words can't bring me down
  3228.  
  3229. 707
  3230. 00:36:23,879 --> 00:36:24,868
  3231. Yes, words can't bring me down
  3232.  
  3233. 708
  3234. 00:36:25,814 --> 00:36:29,011
  3235. Don't you bring me down today
  3236.  
  3237. 709
  3238. 00:36:29,218 --> 00:36:31,379
  3239. I mean, no offense,
  3240.  
  3241. 710
  3242. 00:36:31,587 --> 00:36:33,214
  3243. but why would she send
  3244. you a candy cane?
  3245.  
  3246. 711
  3247. 00:36:33,422 --> 00:36:34,855
  3248. She doesn't even
  3249. like you that much.
  3250.  
  3251. 712
  3252. 00:36:35,891 --> 00:36:37,119
  3253. Maybe she feels weird around me
  3254.  
  3255. 713
  3256. 00:36:37,326 --> 00:36:40,591
  3257. because I'm the only person
  3258. that knows about her nose job.
  3259.  
  3260. 714
  3261. 00:36:41,497 --> 00:36:44,330
  3262. Oh, my God.
  3263. Pretend you didn't hear that.
  3264.  
  3265. 715
  3266. 00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:46,267
  3267. Yo, yo, yo
  3268.  
  3269. 716
  3270. 00:36:46,468 --> 00:36:50,336
  3271. All you sucker MCs
  3272. Ain't got nothing on me
  3273.  
  3274. 717
  3275. 00:36:50,539 --> 00:36:52,530
  3276. From my grades to my lines
  3277. You can't touch Kevin G
  3278.  
  3279. 718
  3280. 00:36:52,741 --> 00:36:54,868
  3281. I'm a Mathlete
  3282. So nerd is inferred
  3283.  
  3284. 719
  3285. 00:36:55,077 --> 00:36:57,102
  3286. But forget what you heard
  3287. I'm like James Bond the Third
  3288.  
  3289. 720
  3290. 00:36:57,312 --> 00:36:59,007
  3291. Shaken not stirred
  3292. I'm Kevin Gnapoor
  3293.  
  3294. 721
  3295. 00:36:59,214 --> 00:37:00,909
  3296. The G is silent
  3297. when I sneak in your door
  3298.  
  3299. 722
  3300. 00:37:01,116 --> 00:37:03,107
  3301. And make love to your woman
  3302. On the bathroom floor
  3303.  
  3304. 723
  3305. 00:37:03,318 --> 00:37:05,377
  3306. I don't play it like Staggy
  3307. You'll know it was me
  3308.  
  3309. 724
  3310. 00:37:05,587 --> 00:37:07,646
  3311. Because the next time you see her
  3312. She'll be like
  3313.  
  3314. 725
  3315. 00:37:07,856 --> 00:37:10,757
  3316. - Kevin G!
  3317. - Thank you, Kevin, that's enough.
  3318.  
  3319. 726
  3320. 00:37:10,959 --> 00:37:12,483
  3321. Happy holidays, everybody.
  3322.  
  3323. 727
  3324. 00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:19,995
  3325. K.G. And the Power of Three.
  3326.  
  3327. 728
  3328. 00:37:20,869 --> 00:37:22,632
  3329. That was something.
  3330.  
  3331. 729
  3332. 00:37:23,338 --> 00:37:25,806
  3333. Does it bother you that they still
  3334. use your original choreography?
  3335.  
  3336. 730
  3337. 00:37:26,008 --> 00:37:27,236
  3338. Shut up.
  3339.  
  3340. 731
  3341. 00:37:27,443 --> 00:37:29,070
  3342. Damn.
  3343.  
  3344. 732
  3345. 00:37:29,344 --> 00:37:30,902
  3346. - What?
  3347. - I'd rather see you out there
  3348.  
  3349. 733
  3350. 00:37:31,113 --> 00:37:32,341
  3351. shaking that thing.
  3352.  
  3353. 734
  3354. 00:37:35,317 --> 00:37:36,579
  3355. Gretchen, switch sides with Cady.
  3356.  
  3357. 735
  3358. 00:37:37,386 --> 00:37:38,751
  3359. But I'm always on your left.
  3360.  
  3361. 736
  3362. 00:37:38,954 --> 00:37:42,151
  3363. That was when there were three of us,
  3364. and now the tallest go in the middle.
  3365.  
  3366. 737
  3367. 00:37:42,357 --> 00:37:44,518
  3368. But the whole dance
  3369. will be backwards.
  3370.  
  3371. 738
  3372. 00:37:44,726 --> 00:37:46,250
  3373. I'm always on your left.
  3374.  
  3375. 739
  3376. 00:37:46,462 --> 00:37:49,431
  3377. And right now you're getting
  3378. on my last nerve. Switch.
  3379.  
  3380. 740
  3381. 00:37:51,066 --> 00:37:54,001
  3382. And finally,
  3383. please welcome to the stage
  3384.  
  3385. 741
  3386. 00:37:54,203 --> 00:37:57,195
  3387. Santa's Helpers doing
  3388. "Jingle Bell Rock".
  3389.  
  3390. 742
  3391. 00:38:08,484 --> 00:38:12,318
  3392. Jingle bell, jingle bell
  3393. Jingle bell rock
  3394.  
  3395. 743
  3396. 00:38:12,521 --> 00:38:16,082
  3397. Jingle bells swing
  3398. And jingle bells ring
  3399.  
  3400. 744
  3401. 00:38:16,291 --> 00:38:19,624
  3402. Snowing and blowing
  3403. Up bustels of fun
  3404.  
  3405. 745
  3406. 00:38:20,362 --> 00:38:23,889
  3407. Now the jingle top has begun
  3408.  
  3409. 746
  3410. 00:38:24,099 --> 00:38:27,500
  3411. Jingle bell, jingle bell
  3412. Jingle bell rock
  3413.  
  3414. 747
  3415. 00:38:27,703 --> 00:38:31,366
  3416. Jingle bells chime
  3417. In jingle bell time
  3418.  
  3419. 748
  3420. 00:38:31,573 --> 00:38:35,509
  3421. Dancing and prancing
  3422. In Jingle Bell Square
  3423.  
  3424. 749
  3425. 00:38:35,711 --> 00:38:37,042
  3426. In the fr...
  3427.  
  3428. 750
  3429. 00:38:45,087 --> 00:38:46,384
  3430. Jason?
  3431.  
  3432. 751
  3433. 00:38:52,961 --> 00:38:56,829
  3434. What a brigth time
  3435. It's the rigth time
  3436.  
  3437. 752
  3438. 00:38:57,032 --> 00:38:59,865
  3439. To rock the nigth away
  3440.  
  3441. 753
  3442. 00:39:00,536 --> 00:39:05,269
  3443. Jingle bell time
  3444. Is a swell time
  3445.  
  3446. 754
  3447. 00:39:05,474 --> 00:39:08,739
  3448. To go riding in a one-torse sleigh
  3449.  
  3450. 755
  3451. 00:39:08,944 --> 00:39:12,380
  3452. Giddyap jingle torse
  3453. Pick up your feet
  3454.  
  3455. 756
  3456. 00:39:12,581 --> 00:39:15,948
  3457. Jingle around the clock
  3458.  
  3459. 757
  3460. 00:39:16,151 --> 00:39:19,780
  3461. Mix and mingle in a jingling beat
  3462.  
  3463. 758
  3464. 00:39:19,988 --> 00:39:21,683
  3465. That's the jingle bell
  3466.  
  3467. 759
  3468. 00:39:21,890 --> 00:39:23,380
  3469. That's the jingle bell
  3470.  
  3471. 760
  3472. 00:39:23,592 --> 00:39:26,891
  3473. That's the jingle bell rock
  3474.  
  3475. 761
  3476. 00:39:41,643 --> 00:39:42,871
  3477. That was the best it ever went!
  3478.  
  3479. 762
  3480. 00:39:43,078 --> 00:39:45,137
  3481. - That was awesome.
  3482. - Lip gloss.
  3483.  
  3484. 763
  3485. 00:39:45,714 --> 00:39:47,739
  3486. - Hey, good job, Africa.
  3487. - Thanks.
  3488.  
  3489. 764
  3490. 00:39:48,317 --> 00:39:50,285
  3491. Cady's blushing. Oh, my God.
  3492.  
  3493. 765
  3494. 00:39:50,485 --> 00:39:52,851
  3495. - You totally have a crush on that guy.
  3496. - No, I don't.
  3497.  
  3498. 766
  3499. 00:39:53,055 --> 00:39:54,784
  3500. That's why you wanted
  3501. to join the Mathletes.
  3502.  
  3503. 767
  3504. 00:39:54,990 --> 00:39:56,651
  3505. Mathletes? You hate math.
  3506.  
  3507. 768
  3508. 00:39:56,858 --> 00:39:58,485
  3509. Look how red she is.
  3510.  
  3511. 769
  3512. 00:39:58,694 --> 00:40:00,924
  3513. You love him. And he totally
  3514. complimented you.
  3515.  
  3516. 770
  3517. 00:40:01,129 --> 00:40:02,756
  3518. That is so fetch.
  3519.  
  3520. 771
  3521. 00:40:03,198 --> 00:40:05,496
  3522. Gretchen, stop trying
  3523. to make "fetch" happen.
  3524.  
  3525. 772
  3526. 00:40:05,701 --> 00:40:07,168
  3527. It's not going to happen.
  3528.  
  3529. 773
  3530. 00:40:12,507 --> 00:40:14,839
  3531. Why should Caesar get to stomp
  3532. around like a giant
  3533.  
  3534. 774
  3535. 00:40:15,043 --> 00:40:18,979
  3536. while the rest of us try not to get
  3537. smushed under his big feet?
  3538.  
  3539. 775
  3540. 00:40:19,181 --> 00:40:20,773
  3541. What's so great about Caesar?
  3542.  
  3543. 776
  3544. 00:40:20,983 --> 00:40:22,644
  3545. Brutus is just as cute as Caesar.
  3546.  
  3547. 777
  3548. 00:40:22,851 --> 00:40:24,478
  3549. OK, Brutus is just
  3550. as smart as Caesar.
  3551.  
  3552. 778
  3553. 00:40:24,686 --> 00:40:27,052
  3554. People totally like Brutus just
  3555. as much as they like Caesar.
  3556.  
  3557. 779
  3558. 00:40:27,255 --> 00:40:28,745
  3559. And when did it become
  3560. OK for one person
  3561.  
  3562. 780
  3563. 00:40:28,957 --> 00:40:30,219
  3564. to be the boss of everybody?
  3565.  
  3566. 781
  3567. 00:40:30,425 --> 00:40:31,892
  3568. Because that's not
  3569. what Rome is about!
  3570.  
  3571. 782
  3572. 00:40:32,094 --> 00:40:34,892
  3573. We should totally just stab Caesar!"
  3574.  
  3575. 783
  3576. 00:40:36,698 --> 00:40:38,928
  3577. Gretchen Wieners had cracked.
  3578.  
  3579. 784
  3580. 00:40:39,801 --> 00:40:43,430
  3581. OK, if you even knew how mean
  3582. she really is.
  3583.  
  3584. 785
  3585. 00:40:43,972 --> 00:40:47,032
  3586. You know that I'm not allowed
  3587. to wear hoop earrings, right?
  3588.  
  3589. 786
  3590. 00:40:47,242 --> 00:40:50,370
  3591. Yeah. Two years ago, she told me
  3592. that hoop earrings were her thing
  3593.  
  3594. 787
  3595. 00:40:50,579 --> 00:40:52,274
  3596. and that I wasn't allowed
  3597. to wear them anymore.
  3598.  
  3599. 788
  3600. 00:40:52,614 --> 00:40:54,809
  3601. And then for my Hanukkah,
  3602. my parents got me this pair
  3603.  
  3604. 789
  3605. 00:40:55,017 --> 00:40:57,781
  3606. of really expensive white-gold hoops.
  3607.  
  3608. 790
  3609. 00:40:57,986 --> 00:41:00,887
  3610. And I had to pretend
  3611. like I didn't even like them,
  3612.  
  3613. 791
  3614. 00:41:01,323 --> 00:41:02,551
  3615. and it was so sad.
  3616.  
  3617. 792
  3618. 00:41:03,225 --> 00:41:04,749
  3619. And you know she cheats on Aaron?
  3620.  
  3621. 793
  3622. 00:41:04,960 --> 00:41:07,155
  3623. Yes. Every Thursday he thinks
  3624. she's doing SAT prep.
  3625.  
  3626. 794
  3627. 00:41:07,362 --> 00:41:10,092
  3628. But really, she's hooking up with
  3629. Shane Oman in the projection room
  3630.  
  3631. 795
  3632. 00:41:10,298 --> 00:41:11,993
  3633. above the auditorium,
  3634.  
  3635. 796
  3636. 00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:14,498
  3637. and I never told anybody that,
  3638. because...
  3639.  
  3640. 797
  3641. 00:41:14,703 --> 00:41:18,161
  3642. ...l'm such a good friend.
  3643.  
  3644. 798
  3645. 00:41:20,542 --> 00:41:24,308
  3646. Jackpot. Gretchen's secret
  3647. had put the plan back in motion.
  3648.  
  3649. 799
  3650. 00:41:24,513 --> 00:41:26,378
  3651. After Christmas break,
  3652. we tried every Thursday
  3653.  
  3654. 800
  3655. 00:41:26,581 --> 00:41:28,708
  3656. to help Aaron catch Regina
  3657. in the act.
  3658.  
  3659. 801
  3660. 00:42:00,382 --> 00:42:01,610
  3661. Hey.
  3662.  
  3663. 802
  3664. 00:42:01,817 --> 00:42:03,307
  3665. Hey, what's up?
  3666.  
  3667. 803
  3668. 00:42:03,518 --> 00:42:05,076
  3669. My purse!
  3670.  
  3671. 804
  3672. 00:42:05,887 --> 00:42:07,582
  3673. Looks like he's headed
  3674. for the projection room
  3675.  
  3676. 805
  3677. 00:42:07,789 --> 00:42:09,416
  3678. above the auditorium!
  3679.  
  3680. 806
  3681. 00:42:19,101 --> 00:42:20,932
  3682. Coach Carr?
  3683.  
  3684. 807
  3685. 00:42:22,204 --> 00:42:23,899
  3686. Trang Pak?
  3687.  
  3688. 808
  3689. 00:42:24,106 --> 00:42:24,573
  3690. Guys, why did we think
  3691. we could do this? We're amateurs.
  3692.  
  3693. 809
  3694. 00:42:24,573 --> 00:42:26,336
  3695. Guys, why did we think
  3696. we could do this? We're amateurs.
  3697.  
  3698. 810
  3699. 00:42:26,541 --> 00:42:29,169
  3700. No, we just have to regroup.
  3701. Think outside our box.
  3702.  
  3703. 811
  3704. 00:42:29,377 --> 00:42:31,004
  3705. What are Kälteen bars?
  3706.  
  3707. 812
  3708. 00:42:31,213 --> 00:42:33,113
  3709. They're these weird
  3710. Swedish nutrition bars.
  3711.  
  3712. 813
  3713. 00:42:33,315 --> 00:42:36,250
  3714. My mom used to give them to the kids
  3715. in Africa to help them gain weight.
  3716.  
  3717. 814
  3718. 00:42:40,355 --> 00:42:43,222
  3719. They're these weird nutrition bars
  3720. my mom uses to lose weight.
  3721.  
  3722. 815
  3723. 00:42:43,425 --> 00:42:45,120
  3724. Give me it.
  3725.  
  3726. 816
  3727. 00:42:47,963 --> 00:42:50,431
  3728. It's all in, like, Swedish or something.
  3729.  
  3730. 817
  3731. 00:42:50,899 --> 00:42:53,060
  3732. Yeah, you know, there's some
  3733. weird ingredient in them
  3734.  
  3735. 818
  3736. 00:42:53,268 --> 00:42:55,031
  3737. that's not legal in the U.S. yet.
  3738.  
  3739. 819
  3740. 00:42:55,237 --> 00:42:57,137
  3741. - Ephedrine?
  3742. - No.
  3743.  
  3744. 820
  3745. 00:42:57,339 --> 00:42:59,466
  3746. - Phentermine.
  3747. - No.
  3748.  
  3749. 821
  3750. 00:43:01,009 --> 00:43:04,410
  3751. It burns carbs.
  3752. It just burns up all your carbs.
  3753.  
  3754. 822
  3755. 00:43:04,746 --> 00:43:07,112
  3756. I really wanna lose 3 pounds.
  3757.  
  3758. 823
  3759. 00:43:08,383 --> 00:43:09,816
  3760. Oh, my God,
  3761. what are you talking about?
  3762.  
  3763. 824
  3764. 00:43:10,018 --> 00:43:11,280
  3765. You're so skinny.
  3766.  
  3767. 825
  3768. 00:43:11,486 --> 00:43:12,851
  3769. Shut up.
  3770.  
  3771. 826
  3772. 00:43:13,622 --> 00:43:15,249
  3773. The weird thing about
  3774. hanging out with Regina
  3775.  
  3776. 827
  3777. 00:43:15,457 --> 00:43:17,220
  3778. was that I could hate her,
  3779. and at the same time,
  3780.  
  3781. 828
  3782. 00:43:17,425 --> 00:43:18,756
  3783. I still wanted her to like me.
  3784.  
  3785. 829
  3786. 00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:21,326
  3787. OK. You have really
  3788. good eyebrows.
  3789.  
  3790. 830
  3791. 00:43:21,530 --> 00:43:23,157
  3792. - Thanks.
  3793. - Move.
  3794.  
  3795. 831
  3796. 00:43:23,498 --> 00:43:26,092
  3797. Same with Gretchen.
  3798. The meaner Regina was to her,
  3799.  
  3800. 832
  3801. 00:43:26,301 --> 00:43:28,462
  3802. the more Gretchen
  3803. tried to win Regina back.
  3804.  
  3805. 833
  3806. 00:43:28,670 --> 00:43:31,070
  3807. Ste knew it was better to be
  3808. in The Plastics, hating life
  3809.  
  3810. 834
  3811. 00:43:31,273 --> 00:43:32,934
  3812. than to not be in at all.
  3813.  
  3814. 835
  3815. 00:43:33,375 --> 00:43:36,344
  3816. Because being with The Plastics
  3817. was like being famous.
  3818.  
  3819. 836
  3820. 00:43:36,878 --> 00:43:38,140
  3821. People looked at you all the time,
  3822.  
  3823. 837
  3824. 00:43:38,346 --> 00:43:40,610
  3825. and everybody
  3826. just knew stuff about you.
  3827.  
  3828. 838
  3829. 00:43:40,816 --> 00:43:42,977
  3830. That new girl
  3831. moved here from Africa.
  3832.  
  3833. 839
  3834. 00:43:43,185 --> 00:43:45,585
  3835. I saw Cady Heron wearing
  3836. Army pants and flip-flops,
  3837.  
  3838. 840
  3839. 00:43:45,787 --> 00:43:48,347
  3840. so I bought Army pants
  3841. and flip-flops.
  3842.  
  3843. 841
  3844. 00:43:48,557 --> 00:43:50,081
  3845. That Cady girl is hot.
  3846.  
  3847. 842
  3848. 00:43:50,292 --> 00:43:52,260
  3849. She might even be hotter
  3850. than Regina George.
  3851.  
  3852. 843
  3853. 00:43:52,460 --> 00:43:55,190
  3854. I hear Regina George
  3855. is dating Aaron Samuels again.
  3856.  
  3857. 844
  3858. 00:43:55,397 --> 00:43:58,264
  3859. The two were seen canoodling
  3860. at Chris Eisel's Halloween party.
  3861.  
  3862. 845
  3863. 00:43:58,466 --> 00:44:00,696
  3864. They've been inseparable ever since.
  3865.  
  3866. 846
  3867. 00:44:11,313 --> 00:44:12,712
  3868. I was a woman possessed.
  3869.  
  3870. 847
  3871. 00:44:12,914 --> 00:44:15,576
  3872. I spent about 80 percent
  3873. of my time talking about Regina.
  3874.  
  3875. 848
  3876. 00:44:15,784 --> 00:44:17,115
  3877. And the other 20 percent
  3878. of the time,
  3879.  
  3880. 849
  3881. 00:44:17,319 --> 00:44:19,014
  3882. I was praying for someone
  3883. else to bring her up
  3884.  
  3885. 850
  3886. 00:44:19,221 --> 00:44:21,018
  3887. so I could talk about her more.
  3888.  
  3889. 851
  3890. 00:44:21,223 --> 00:44:23,418
  3891. She's not even that good-looking
  3892. if you really look at her.
  3893.  
  3894. 852
  3895. 00:44:23,625 --> 00:44:25,525
  3896. I don't know.
  3897. Now that's she's getting fatter,
  3898.  
  3899. 853
  3900. 00:44:25,727 --> 00:44:27,160
  3901. she's got pretty big jugs.
  3902.  
  3903. 854
  3904. 00:44:27,362 --> 00:44:28,954
  3905. I could hear people
  3906. getting bored with me.
  3907.  
  3908. 855
  3909. 00:44:29,164 --> 00:44:32,600
  3910. But I couldn't stop. It just kept
  3911. coming up like word vomit.
  3912.  
  3913. 856
  3914. 00:44:33,001 --> 00:44:36,334
  3915. I have this theory that if you cut all her
  3916. hair off, she'd look like a British man.
  3917.  
  3918. 857
  3919. 00:44:36,538 --> 00:44:39,507
  3920. Yeah, I know.
  3921. You told me that one before.
  3922.  
  3923. 858
  3924. 00:44:40,041 --> 00:44:41,303
  3925. Hey, I'm having an art show.
  3926.  
  3927. 859
  3928. 00:44:41,509 --> 00:44:43,568
  3929. So why don't you take
  3930. a night off from your double life.
  3931.  
  3932. 860
  3933. 00:44:43,778 --> 00:44:46,178
  3934. - I want you to see it.
  3935. - Coolness.
  3936.  
  3937. 861
  3938. 00:44:47,849 --> 00:44:49,077
  3939. What is that smell?
  3940.  
  3941. 862
  3942. 00:44:49,284 --> 00:44:51,115
  3943. Oh, Regina gave me some perfume.
  3944.  
  3945. 863
  3946. 00:44:51,319 --> 00:44:53,219
  3947. You smell like a baby prostitute.
  3948.  
  3949. 864
  3950. 00:44:53,421 --> 00:44:54,683
  3951. Thanks.
  3952.  
  3953. 865
  3954. 00:44:56,091 --> 00:44:59,356
  3955. Meanwhile, I was finding any excuse
  3956. I could to talk to Aaron.
  3957.  
  3958. 866
  3959. 00:44:59,561 --> 00:45:02,189
  3960. I don't get this.
  3961. Do you get any of this?
  3962.  
  3963. 867
  3964. 00:45:02,631 --> 00:45:04,428
  3965. Nice job, Cady.
  3966.  
  3967. 868
  3968. 00:45:05,567 --> 00:45:07,694
  3969. Kind of seems like you get it.
  3970.  
  3971. 869
  3972. 00:45:07,969 --> 00:45:10,699
  3973. If I was gonna keep this going,
  3974. I was gonna have to really commit.
  3975.  
  3976. 870
  3977. 00:45:13,441 --> 00:45:14,874
  3978. Not your best.
  3979.  
  3980. 871
  3981. 00:45:15,677 --> 00:45:17,770
  3982. Damn, Africa, what happened?
  3983.  
  3984. 872
  3985. 00:45:17,979 --> 00:45:20,675
  3986. - How'd you do?
  3987. - Not so good.
  3988.  
  3989. 873
  3990. 00:45:20,882 --> 00:45:22,474
  3991. You know, I think I need a tutor.
  3992.  
  3993. 874
  3994. 00:45:23,218 --> 00:45:26,153
  3995. I'll tutor you, if you ever wanna get
  3996. together after school or something.
  3997.  
  3998. 875
  3999. 00:45:26,354 --> 00:45:28,117
  4000. Do you think Regina would mind?
  4001.  
  4002. 876
  4003. 00:45:28,323 --> 00:45:29,881
  4004. No. You guys are friends.
  4005.  
  4006. 877
  4007. 00:45:32,594 --> 00:45:34,585
  4008. Well, maybe we just won't tell her.
  4009.  
  4010. 878
  4011. 00:45:35,096 --> 00:45:37,326
  4012. So, what did you get for this one?
  4013.  
  4014. 879
  4015. 00:45:37,532 --> 00:45:39,329
  4016. Well, the first time I did it,
  4017. I got a zero.
  4018.  
  4019. 880
  4020. 00:45:39,534 --> 00:45:42,367
  4021. - Wrong.
  4022. - But then when I checked it, I got...
  4023.  
  4024. 881
  4025. 00:45:42,570 --> 00:45:44,094
  4026. ...one.
  4027. - There you go.
  4028.  
  4029. 882
  4030. 00:45:44,306 --> 00:45:45,898
  4031. I got one too.
  4032.  
  4033. 883
  4034. 00:45:46,541 --> 00:45:49,066
  4035. Yeah, you have to check it
  4036. because sometimes the product
  4037.  
  4038. 884
  4039. 00:45:49,277 --> 00:45:51,768
  4040. of two negative integers
  4041. is a positive number.
  4042.  
  4043. 885
  4044. 00:45:52,247 --> 00:45:54,442
  4045. Yeah, like negative four
  4046. and negative six.
  4047.  
  4048. 886
  4049. 00:45:55,116 --> 00:45:57,778
  4050. That's right. That's good.
  4051.  
  4052. 887
  4053. 00:45:57,986 --> 00:46:00,079
  4054. Well, you're a good tutor.
  4055.  
  4056. 888
  4057. 00:46:08,463 --> 00:46:12,797
  4058. Man, look, I... I can't do this.
  4059.  
  4060. 889
  4061. 00:46:13,001 --> 00:46:15,765
  4062. - It's not fair to Regina.
  4063. - Why do you like her?
  4064.  
  4065. 890
  4066. 00:46:15,971 --> 00:46:18,667
  4067. Look, I know she can be really
  4068. mean sometimes, but...
  4069.  
  4070. 891
  4071. 00:46:18,873 --> 00:46:20,773
  4072. - Then why do you like her?
  4073. - Why do you?
  4074.  
  4075. 892
  4076. 00:46:21,343 --> 00:46:23,038
  4077. Look, there's good and bad
  4078. to everybody. Right?
  4079.  
  4080. 893
  4081. 00:46:23,244 --> 00:46:24,939
  4082. Regina's just...
  4083.  
  4084. 894
  4085. 00:46:25,146 --> 00:46:27,979
  4086. - She's just more up-front about it.
  4087. - Oh, no. It was coming up.
  4088.  
  4089. 895
  4090. 00:46:28,183 --> 00:46:29,912
  4091. The word vomit.
  4092. I didn't mean to say it, but...
  4093.  
  4094. 896
  4095. 00:46:30,118 --> 00:46:31,881
  4096. She's cheating on you!
  4097.  
  4098. 897
  4099. 00:46:34,055 --> 00:46:35,488
  4100. What?
  4101.  
  4102. 898
  4103. 00:46:40,061 --> 00:46:42,359
  4104. Did he say why?
  4105.  
  4106. 899
  4107. 00:46:42,564 --> 00:46:44,464
  4108. Somebody told him
  4109. about Shane Oman.
  4110.  
  4111. 900
  4112. 00:46:45,033 --> 00:46:46,364
  4113. Who?
  4114.  
  4115. 901
  4116. 00:46:46,568 --> 00:46:48,058
  4117. He said some guy
  4118. on the baseball team.
  4119.  
  4120. 902
  4121. 00:46:48,269 --> 00:46:50,396
  4122. Baseball team?
  4123.  
  4124. 903
  4125. 00:46:50,605 --> 00:46:54,006
  4126. I gave him everything.
  4127. I was half a virgin when I met him.
  4128.  
  4129. 904
  4130. 00:46:54,209 --> 00:46:55,733
  4131. You wanna do something fun?
  4132.  
  4133. 905
  4134. 00:46:56,578 --> 00:46:58,136
  4135. You wanna go to Taco Bell?
  4136.  
  4137. 906
  4138. 00:46:58,346 --> 00:47:01,679
  4139. I can't go to Taco Bell,
  4140. I'm on an all-carb diet.
  4141.  
  4142. 907
  4143. 00:47:01,883 --> 00:47:04,716
  4144. God, Karen, you are so stupid!
  4145.  
  4146. 908
  4147. 00:47:04,919 --> 00:47:06,409
  4148. Regina, wait. Talk to me.
  4149.  
  4150. 909
  4151. 00:47:06,621 --> 00:47:09,715
  4152. - Nobody understands me.
  4153. - I understand you.
  4154.  
  4155. 910
  4156. 00:47:10,158 --> 00:47:11,750
  4157. You're not stupid, Karen.
  4158.  
  4159. 911
  4160. 00:47:11,960 --> 00:47:14,155
  4161. No. I am, actually.
  4162.  
  4163. 912
  4164. 00:47:14,362 --> 00:47:16,557
  4165. I'm failing almost everything.
  4166.  
  4167. 913
  4168. 00:47:16,765 --> 00:47:18,699
  4169. Well, there must be something
  4170. you're good at.
  4171.  
  4172. 914
  4173. 00:47:20,502 --> 00:47:22,265
  4174. I can put my whole fist
  4175. in my mouth.
  4176.  
  4177. 915
  4178. 00:47:22,470 --> 00:47:23,698
  4179. Wanna see?
  4180.  
  4181. 916
  4182. 00:47:23,905 --> 00:47:25,736
  4183. No. That's OK.
  4184.  
  4185. 917
  4186. 00:47:25,940 --> 00:47:27,202
  4187. Anything else?
  4188.  
  4189. 918
  4190. 00:47:28,209 --> 00:47:30,040
  4191. I'm kind of psychic.
  4192.  
  4193. 919
  4194. 00:47:30,245 --> 00:47:32,110
  4195. I have a fifth sense.
  4196.  
  4197. 920
  4198. 00:47:32,881 --> 00:47:36,180
  4199. - What do you mean?
  4200. - It's like I have ESPN or something.
  4201.  
  4202. 921
  4203. 00:47:36,718 --> 00:47:40,017
  4204. My breasts can always tell
  4205. when it's gonna rain.
  4206.  
  4207. 922
  4208. 00:47:41,489 --> 00:47:44,049
  4209. Really? That's amazing.
  4210.  
  4211. 923
  4212. 00:47:44,993 --> 00:47:47,928
  4213. Well, they can tell when it's raining.
  4214.  
  4215. 924
  4216. 00:47:51,933 --> 00:47:53,764
  4217. I have to admit,
  4218. I was mildly horrified
  4219.  
  4220. 925
  4221. 00:47:53,968 --> 00:47:56,266
  4222. when Aaron didn't immediately
  4223. ask me to be his girlfriend.
  4224.  
  4225. 926
  4226. 00:47:56,471 --> 00:47:58,701
  4227. I mean, I know he was sad,
  4228. but how much time did he need?
  4229.  
  4230. 927
  4231. 00:47:58,907 --> 00:48:00,397
  4232. Regina had moved on.
  4233.  
  4234. 928
  4235. 00:48:03,211 --> 00:48:05,577
  4236. Do you guys need anything?
  4237. Some snacks?
  4238.  
  4239. 929
  4240. 00:48:06,114 --> 00:48:07,479
  4241. A condom?
  4242.  
  4243. 930
  4244. 00:48:07,682 --> 00:48:11,118
  4245. Let me know.
  4246. Oh, God love you.
  4247.  
  4248. 931
  4249. 00:48:11,319 --> 00:48:13,048
  4250. But overall, the plan
  4251. was going pretty well.
  4252.  
  4253. 932
  4254. 00:48:13,254 --> 00:48:15,381
  4255. Aaron had dumped Regina,
  4256. and she was unknowingly
  4257.  
  4258. 933
  4259. 00:48:15,590 --> 00:48:17,251
  4260. eating 5,000 calories a day.
  4261.  
  4262. 934
  4263. 00:48:17,459 --> 00:48:19,518
  4264. It was time to turn our attention
  4265. to the army of skanks.
  4266.  
  4267. 935
  4268. 00:48:21,162 --> 00:48:23,932
  4269. And finally, the nominees for
  4270. Spring Fling Queen are as follows:
  4271.  
  4272. 936
  4273. 00:48:23,932 --> 00:48:25,763
  4274. And finally, the nominees for
  4275. Spring Fling Queen are as follows:
  4276.  
  4277. 937
  4278. 00:48:26,134 --> 00:48:28,329
  4279. Regina George.
  4280.  
  4281. 938
  4282. 00:48:29,871 --> 00:48:31,896
  4283. Gretchen Wieners.
  4284.  
  4285. 939
  4286. 00:48:33,942 --> 00:48:35,170
  4287. Janis Ian.
  4288.  
  4289. 940
  4290. 00:48:36,010 --> 00:48:38,171
  4291. What is happening to the world?
  4292.  
  4293. 941
  4294. 00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:40,313
  4295. And the final nominee...
  4296.  
  4297. 942
  4298. 00:48:40,515 --> 00:48:43,006
  4299. I couldn't help myself.
  4300. It was so easy.
  4301.  
  4302. 943
  4303. 00:48:43,218 --> 00:48:44,446
  4304. ... is Cady Heron.
  4305.  
  4306. 944
  4307. 00:48:45,186 --> 00:48:47,620
  4308. Damian, you put me in there too?
  4309. That's not part of the plan.
  4310.  
  4311. 945
  4312. 00:48:47,822 --> 00:48:49,449
  4313. I didn't put you in there.
  4314.  
  4315. 946
  4316. 00:48:49,657 --> 00:48:51,750
  4317. You mean I'm really nominated?
  4318.  
  4319. 947
  4320. 00:48:55,697 --> 00:48:58,257
  4321. In January, Regina had put
  4322. a Spring Fling dress on hold
  4323.  
  4324. 948
  4325. 00:48:58,466 --> 00:48:59,990
  4326. at a store called 1-3-5.
  4327.  
  4328. 949
  4329. 00:49:00,201 --> 00:49:02,192
  4330. But being Plastic,
  4331. she needed our advice
  4332.  
  4333. 950
  4334. 00:49:02,403 --> 00:49:03,631
  4335. before she could actually buy it.
  4336.  
  4337. 951
  4338. 00:49:03,838 --> 00:49:05,533
  4339. Can someone zip me up?
  4340.  
  4341. 952
  4342. 00:49:08,409 --> 00:49:10,969
  4343. - It won't close.
  4344. - It's a 5.
  4345.  
  4346. 953
  4347. 00:49:11,179 --> 00:49:12,806
  4348. OK, it must be marked wrong.
  4349.  
  4350. 954
  4351. 00:49:13,014 --> 00:49:15,881
  4352. Cady, all I've been eating are
  4353. these Kälteen bars. They suck.
  4354.  
  4355. 955
  4356. 00:49:16,084 --> 00:49:18,245
  4357. No, no, this is just how they work.
  4358.  
  4359. 956
  4360. 00:49:18,453 --> 00:49:19,818
  4361. This is all your water weight.
  4362.  
  4363. 957
  4364. 00:49:20,021 --> 00:49:22,649
  4365. First you bloat, and then you
  4366. drop 10 pounds like that:
  4367.  
  4368. 958
  4369. 00:49:23,424 --> 00:49:25,756
  4370. Well, the Kälteen bars
  4371. have burned up all your carbs,
  4372.  
  4373. 959
  4374. 00:49:25,960 --> 00:49:27,689
  4375. and now your body's
  4376. just running on water.
  4377.  
  4378. 960
  4379. 00:49:27,896 --> 00:49:29,955
  4380. But once the water's gone,
  4381. then you'll be all muscle.
  4382.  
  4383. 961
  4384. 00:49:30,165 --> 00:49:31,860
  4385. It explains it all on the label.
  4386.  
  4387. 962
  4388. 00:49:32,066 --> 00:49:33,499
  4389. You know Swedish?
  4390.  
  4391. 963
  4392. 00:49:33,701 --> 00:49:36,329
  4393. Yeah, everyone in Africa
  4394. can read Swedish.
  4395.  
  4396. 964
  4397. 00:49:36,905 --> 00:49:38,964
  4398. Ma'am, do you have this
  4399. in the next size up?
  4400.  
  4401. 965
  4402. 00:49:39,174 --> 00:49:42,075
  4403. Sorry. We only carry
  4404. sizes 1, 3 and 5.
  4405.  
  4406. 966
  4407. 00:49:42,277 --> 00:49:43,505
  4408. You could try Sears.
  4409.  
  4410. 967
  4411. 00:49:55,490 --> 00:49:57,151
  4412. Cady.
  4413.  
  4414. 968
  4415. 00:49:57,358 --> 00:50:00,418
  4416. I need your parents to sign this
  4417. so they know that you're failing.
  4418.  
  4419. 969
  4420. 00:50:01,095 --> 00:50:02,323
  4421. Failing?
  4422.  
  4423. 970
  4424. 00:50:02,530 --> 00:50:04,430
  4425. You know what's weird
  4426. about your quizzes, Cady,
  4427.  
  4428. 971
  4429. 00:50:04,632 --> 00:50:07,396
  4430. is that all the work is right
  4431. and just the answers are wrong.
  4432.  
  4433. 972
  4434. 00:50:07,769 --> 00:50:09,964
  4435. - Really?
  4436. - Really.
  4437.  
  4438. 973
  4439. 00:50:10,171 --> 00:50:12,036
  4440. Cady, I know that having a boyfriend
  4441.  
  4442. 974
  4443. 00:50:12,240 --> 00:50:15,073
  4444. may seem like the most important
  4445. thing in the world right now,
  4446.  
  4447. 975
  4448. 00:50:15,276 --> 00:50:17,904
  4449. but you don't have to dumb yourself
  4450. down to get guys to like you.
  4451.  
  4452. 976
  4453. 00:50:18,112 --> 00:50:19,704
  4454. - How would you know?
  4455. - I know,
  4456.  
  4457. 977
  4458. 00:50:19,914 --> 00:50:21,882
  4459. "How would I know", right?
  4460.  
  4461. 978
  4462. 00:50:22,083 --> 00:50:25,177
  4463. I'm divorced.
  4464. I'm broke from getting divorced.
  4465.  
  4466. 979
  4467. 00:50:25,386 --> 00:50:28,412
  4468. The only guy that ever calls my house
  4469. is Randy from Chase Visa.
  4470.  
  4471. 980
  4472. 00:50:28,990 --> 00:50:30,218
  4473. And you know why?
  4474.  
  4475. 981
  4476. 00:50:30,425 --> 00:50:32,985
  4477. Because I'm a pusher.
  4478. I push people.
  4479.  
  4480. 982
  4481. 00:50:33,194 --> 00:50:35,958
  4482. I pushed my husband into law school.
  4483. That was a bust.
  4484.  
  4485. 983
  4486. 00:50:36,164 --> 00:50:38,428
  4487. I pushed myself
  4488. into working three jobs.
  4489.  
  4490. 984
  4491. 00:50:38,633 --> 00:50:40,032
  4492. And now I'm gonna push you
  4493.  
  4494. 985
  4495. 00:50:40,235 --> 00:50:42,135
  4496. because I know
  4497. you're smarter than this.
  4498.  
  4499. 986
  4500. 00:50:42,337 --> 00:50:44,464
  4501. Thanks, Ms. Norbury.
  4502. And if there's anything I can do
  4503.  
  4504. 987
  4505. 00:50:44,672 --> 00:50:46,037
  4506. for extra credit, please let me know.
  4507.  
  4508. 988
  4509. 00:50:46,241 --> 00:50:47,606
  4510. Oh, I will.
  4511.  
  4512. 989
  4513. 00:50:48,243 --> 00:50:50,541
  4514. I hate her! I mean, she's totally
  4515. failing me on purpose
  4516.  
  4517. 990
  4518. 00:50:50,745 --> 00:50:52,372
  4519. because I didn't join
  4520. those stupid Mathletes!
  4521.  
  4522. 991
  4523. 00:50:52,580 --> 00:50:53,808
  4524. She was so queer.
  4525.  
  4526. 992
  4527. 00:50:54,015 --> 00:50:56,609
  4528. She was like, "I'm a pusher, Cady.
  4529. I'm a pusher."
  4530.  
  4531. 993
  4532. 00:50:57,685 --> 00:50:58,913
  4533. What does that even mean?
  4534.  
  4535. 994
  4536. 00:50:59,120 --> 00:51:01,111
  4537. - Like a drug pusher?
  4538. - Probably.
  4539.  
  4540. 995
  4541. 00:51:01,322 --> 00:51:02,846
  4542. She said she works three jobs.
  4543.  
  4544. 996
  4545. 00:51:03,057 --> 00:51:04,615
  4546. You know, I bet she sells drugs
  4547. on the side
  4548.  
  4549. 997
  4550. 00:51:04,826 --> 00:51:06,054
  4551. to pay for her pathetic divorce.
  4552.  
  4553. 998
  4554. 00:51:06,261 --> 00:51:08,126
  4555. You let it out, honey.
  4556.  
  4557. 999
  4558. 00:51:08,329 --> 00:51:10,297
  4559. Put it in the book.
  4560.  
  4561. 1000
  4562. 00:51:15,003 --> 00:51:17,130
  4563. I know it may look
  4564. like I'd become a bitch,
  4565.  
  4566. 1001
  4567. 00:51:17,338 --> 00:51:19,772
  4568. but that's only because
  4569. I was acting like a bitch.
  4570.  
  4571. 1002
  4572. 00:51:19,974 --> 00:51:22,670
  4573. Hey, I called you last night.
  4574. How come you didn't call me back?
  4575.  
  4576. 1003
  4577. 00:51:22,877 --> 00:51:24,811
  4578. Oh, I got busy. Sorry.
  4579.  
  4580. 1004
  4581. 00:51:25,013 --> 00:51:27,504
  4582. So you need a ride to my art show
  4583. this weekend?
  4584.  
  4585. 1005
  4586. 00:51:28,149 --> 00:51:30,310
  4587. No. I have to go to Madison
  4588. with my parents.
  4589.  
  4590. 1006
  4591. 00:51:30,518 --> 00:51:32,042
  4592. I'm so sorry.
  4593.  
  4594. 1007
  4595. 00:51:32,253 --> 00:51:33,845
  4596. Well, you wanna
  4597. watch a movie tonight?
  4598.  
  4599. 1008
  4600. 00:51:34,055 --> 00:51:37,252
  4601. Can't. I'm doing major
  4602. Plastic sabotage tonight.
  4603.  
  4604. 1009
  4605. 00:51:37,492 --> 00:51:39,983
  4606. But we don't have anything
  4607. planned for tonight.
  4608.  
  4609. 1010
  4610. 00:51:40,194 --> 00:51:42,424
  4611. Oh, I planned this one on my own.
  4612.  
  4613. 1011
  4614. 00:51:42,630 --> 00:51:43,858
  4615. Love you. Bye.
  4616.  
  4617. 1012
  4618. 00:51:46,834 --> 00:51:48,062
  4619. Gretchen thinks you're mad at her
  4620.  
  4621. 1013
  4622. 00:51:48,269 --> 00:51:49,896
  4623. because she's running
  4624. for Spring Fling Queen.
  4625.  
  4626. 1014
  4627. 00:51:50,104 --> 00:51:53,164
  4628. Oh, my God, I'm not mad at her.
  4629. I'm worried about her.
  4630.  
  4631. 1015
  4632. 00:51:53,374 --> 00:51:55,399
  4633. I think somebody nominated her
  4634. as a joke or something.
  4635.  
  4636. 1016
  4637. 00:51:55,610 --> 00:51:58,670
  4638. And when nobody votes for her,
  4639. she's gonna have a total meltdown.
  4640.  
  4641. 1017
  4642. 00:51:58,880 --> 00:52:01,178
  4643. And who's gonna have
  4644. to take care of her? Me.
  4645.  
  4646. 1018
  4647. 00:52:01,382 --> 00:52:04,749
  4648. So you don't think
  4649. anyone will vote for her?
  4650.  
  4651. 1019
  4652. 00:52:04,952 --> 00:52:06,715
  4653. Cady, she's not pretty.
  4654.  
  4655. 1020
  4656. 00:52:06,921 --> 00:52:09,048
  4657. I mean, that sounds bad,
  4658. but whatever.
  4659.  
  4660. 1021
  4661. 00:52:09,257 --> 00:52:11,316
  4662. The Spring Fling Queen
  4663. is always pretty.
  4664.  
  4665. 1022
  4666. 00:52:11,526 --> 00:52:13,585
  4667. And the crazy thing is
  4668. is that it should be Karen,
  4669.  
  4670. 1023
  4671. 00:52:13,795 --> 00:52:16,389
  4672. but people forget about her
  4673. because she's such a slut.
  4674.  
  4675. 1024
  4676. 00:52:16,597 --> 00:52:18,622
  4677. Anyway, I gotta go.
  4678. I'm going to bed.
  4679.  
  4680. 1025
  4681. 00:52:21,736 --> 00:52:24,102
  4682. Well, she's not mad at you.
  4683.  
  4684. 1026
  4685. 00:52:24,305 --> 00:52:26,933
  4686. - Hold on.
  4687. - Are you OK?
  4688.  
  4689. 1027
  4690. 00:52:34,215 --> 00:52:36,274
  4691. - Hello?
  4692. - If someone said something bad
  4693.  
  4694. 1028
  4695. 00:52:36,484 --> 00:52:38,179
  4696. about you, you'd want me
  4697. to tell you, right?
  4698.  
  4699. 1029
  4700. 00:52:39,487 --> 00:52:40,818
  4701. - No.
  4702. - What if it was someone
  4703.  
  4704. 1030
  4705. 00:52:41,022 --> 00:52:42,455
  4706. you thought was your friend?
  4707.  
  4708. 1031
  4709. 00:52:42,657 --> 00:52:44,648
  4710. What are you...?
  4711. Hold on. Other line.
  4712.  
  4713. 1032
  4714. 00:52:44,859 --> 00:52:46,850
  4715. - I'm not taking this anymore.
  4716. - Good for you, Gretch.
  4717.  
  4718. 1033
  4719. 00:52:47,061 --> 00:52:48,494
  4720. - Hello?
  4721. - Let's go out.
  4722.  
  4723. 1034
  4724. 00:52:48,696 --> 00:52:50,789
  4725. OK. Hold on. I'm on the other
  4726. line with Gretchen.
  4727.  
  4728. 1035
  4729. 00:52:50,998 --> 00:52:53,364
  4730. Don't invite Gretchen.
  4731. She's driving me nuts.
  4732.  
  4733. 1036
  4734. 00:52:53,568 --> 00:52:55,195
  4735. - Hold on.
  4736. - OK, hurry up.
  4737.  
  4738. 1037
  4739. 00:52:56,304 --> 00:52:57,532
  4740. It's Regina.
  4741.  
  4742. 1038
  4743. 00:52:57,739 --> 00:53:00,503
  4744. She wants to hang out with me
  4745. tonight, but she told me not to tell you.
  4746.  
  4747. 1039
  4748. 00:53:00,708 --> 00:53:02,335
  4749. Do not hang out with her.
  4750.  
  4751. 1040
  4752. 00:53:02,543 --> 00:53:05,137
  4753. - Why?
  4754. - You don't want me to tell you.
  4755.  
  4756. 1041
  4757. 00:53:05,346 --> 00:53:06,870
  4758. You can tell me. Hold on.
  4759.  
  4760. 1042
  4761. 00:53:08,549 --> 00:53:10,949
  4762. Oh, my God,
  4763. she's so annoying.
  4764.  
  4765. 1043
  4766. 00:53:11,152 --> 00:53:12,380
  4767. Who is?
  4768.  
  4769. 1044
  4770. 00:53:12,587 --> 00:53:14,612
  4771. - Who's this?
  4772. - Gretchen.
  4773.  
  4774. 1045
  4775. 00:53:14,822 --> 00:53:16,881
  4776. Right. Hold on.
  4777.  
  4778. 1046
  4779. 00:53:18,326 --> 00:53:22,763
  4780. - Oh, my God, she's so annoying.
  4781. - I know. Just get rid of her.
  4782.  
  4783. 1047
  4784. 00:53:24,632 --> 00:53:25,860
  4785. OK. What is it?
  4786.  
  4787. 1048
  4788. 00:53:26,067 --> 00:53:28,968
  4789. Regina says everyone hates you
  4790. because you're such a slut.
  4791.  
  4792. 1049
  4793. 00:53:29,737 --> 00:53:31,295
  4794. She said that?
  4795.  
  4796. 1050
  4797. 00:53:31,506 --> 00:53:33,269
  4798. You didn't hear it from me.
  4799.  
  4800. 1051
  4801. 00:53:34,308 --> 00:53:37,038
  4802. - Little harsh, Gretch.
  4803. - Whatever. She has a right to know.
  4804.  
  4805. 1052
  4806. 00:53:37,245 --> 00:53:39,042
  4807. I can't go out.
  4808.  
  4809. 1053
  4810. 00:53:39,881 --> 00:53:41,280
  4811. I'm sick.
  4812.  
  4813. 1054
  4814. 00:53:41,482 --> 00:53:43,473
  4815. Boo. You whore.
  4816.  
  4817. 1055
  4818. 00:53:49,123 --> 00:53:50,886
  4819. Regina,
  4820.  
  4821. 1056
  4822. 00:53:51,092 --> 00:53:52,389
  4823. we have to talk to you.
  4824.  
  4825. 1057
  4826. 00:53:52,593 --> 00:53:54,288
  4827. Is butter a carb?
  4828.  
  4829. 1058
  4830. 00:53:54,796 --> 00:53:56,093
  4831. Yes.
  4832.  
  4833. 1059
  4834. 00:53:56,297 --> 00:53:58,959
  4835. Regina, you're wearing sweatpants.
  4836.  
  4837. 1060
  4838. 00:53:59,167 --> 00:54:00,395
  4839. It's Monday.
  4840.  
  4841. 1061
  4842. 00:54:01,135 --> 00:54:03,194
  4843. - So?
  4844. - So that's against the rules
  4845.  
  4846. 1062
  4847. 00:54:03,404 --> 00:54:04,894
  4848. and you can't sit with us.
  4849.  
  4850. 1063
  4851. 00:54:05,373 --> 00:54:07,671
  4852. Whatever. Those rules aren't real.
  4853.  
  4854. 1064
  4855. 00:54:08,643 --> 00:54:10,406
  4856. They were real
  4857. that day I wore a vest.
  4858.  
  4859. 1065
  4860. 00:54:10,611 --> 00:54:13,603
  4861. - Because that vest was disgusting.
  4862. - You can't sit with us!
  4863.  
  4864. 1066
  4865. 00:54:20,521 --> 00:54:23,285
  4866. These sweatpants are all
  4867. that fits me right now.
  4868.  
  4869. 1067
  4870. 00:54:29,931 --> 00:54:31,228
  4871. Fine.
  4872.  
  4873. 1068
  4874. 00:54:31,432 --> 00:54:33,423
  4875. You can walk home, bitches.
  4876.  
  4877. 1069
  4878. 00:54:34,602 --> 00:54:37,230
  4879. Watch where you're going, fat-ass!
  4880.  
  4881. 1070
  4882. 00:54:44,812 --> 00:54:47,372
  4883. Gretchen and Karen followed me
  4884. around all afternoon.
  4885.  
  4886. 1071
  4887. 00:54:47,582 --> 00:54:49,812
  4888. - So, what are we doing this weekend?
  4889. - Yeah, what are we doing?
  4890.  
  4891. 1072
  4892. 00:54:50,017 --> 00:54:51,678
  4893. Oh, I have to go to Madison
  4894. with my parents.
  4895.  
  4896. 1073
  4897. 00:54:52,253 --> 00:54:53,845
  4898. What...?
  4899.  
  4900. 1074
  4901. 00:54:54,055 --> 00:54:55,647
  4902. We have tickets for this thing.
  4903.  
  4904. 1075
  4905. 00:54:55,857 --> 00:54:57,848
  4906. - What?
  4907. - What?
  4908.  
  4909. 1076
  4910. 00:54:58,059 --> 00:55:00,357
  4911. Was I the new queen bee?
  4912.  
  4913. 1077
  4914. 00:55:01,629 --> 00:55:02,994
  4915. I can try and get out of it.
  4916.  
  4917. 1078
  4918. 00:55:03,331 --> 00:55:04,559
  4919. - Yeah.
  4920. - Yeah. Yeah.
  4921.  
  4922. 1079
  4923. 00:55:04,765 --> 00:55:07,632
  4924. Because I told my friend Janis
  4925. I'd go to her art show.
  4926.  
  4927. 1080
  4928. 00:55:07,835 --> 00:55:09,826
  4929. We've had these tickets for months.
  4930.  
  4931. 1081
  4932. 00:55:10,037 --> 00:55:12,028
  4933. You love Ladysmith Black Mambazo.
  4934.  
  4935. 1082
  4936. 00:55:12,240 --> 00:55:14,708
  4937. But she's my friend,
  4938. and I made her a promise.
  4939.  
  4940. 1083
  4941. 00:55:15,142 --> 00:55:17,872
  4942. I think Cady's old enough
  4943. to spend one night on her own.
  4944.  
  4945. 1084
  4946. 00:55:21,382 --> 00:55:24,510
  4947. I had learned how to control
  4948. everyone around me.
  4949.  
  4950. 1085
  4951. 00:55:25,486 --> 00:55:28,319
  4952. Hey. I'm having a small get-together
  4953. at my house tomorrow night.
  4954.  
  4955. 1086
  4956. 00:55:28,923 --> 00:55:31,517
  4957. - Is Regina going?
  4958. - No. Do you think I'm an idiot?
  4959.  
  4960. 1087
  4961. 00:55:31,726 --> 00:55:33,216
  4962. No, it's just gonna be
  4963. a few cool people,
  4964.  
  4965. 1088
  4966. 00:55:33,427 --> 00:55:34,860
  4967. and you better be
  4968. one of them, byotch.
  4969.  
  4970. 1089
  4971. 00:55:35,596 --> 00:55:37,496
  4972. - Fine, I'll go.
  4973. - Shut up.
  4974.  
  4975. 1090
  4976. 00:55:37,698 --> 00:55:39,689
  4977. I love that shirt on you.
  4978.  
  4979. 1091
  4980. 00:55:45,273 --> 00:55:48,367
  4981. Aaron Samuels was going to be
  4982. in my touse at my party.
  4983.  
  4984. 1092
  4985. 00:55:48,576 --> 00:55:50,407
  4986. Everything had to be perfect.
  4987.  
  4988. 1093
  4989. 00:55:55,082 --> 00:55:56,572
  4990. And this time when Aaron saw me,
  4991.  
  4992. 1094
  4993. 00:55:56,784 --> 00:55:59,344
  4994. I wouldn't be caught
  4995. in some ridiculous costume.
  4996.  
  4997. 1095
  4998. 00:56:00,021 --> 00:56:01,249
  4999. Hey, guys.
  5000.  
  5001. 1096
  5002. 00:56:02,657 --> 00:56:04,386
  5003. - You look awesome!
  5004. - You look awesome!
  5005.  
  5006. 1097
  5007. 00:56:04,592 --> 00:56:06,025
  5008. I know, right?
  5009.  
  5010. 1098
  5011. 00:56:06,227 --> 00:56:08,320
  5012. OK, so I got enough cheese
  5013. and crackers for eight people.
  5014.  
  5015. 1099
  5016. 00:56:08,529 --> 00:56:10,258
  5017. Do you think that's enough?
  5018.  
  5019. 1100
  5020. 00:56:10,464 --> 00:56:12,295
  5021. - Yeah.
  5022. - Yeah. Oh, yeah.
  5023.  
  5024. 1101
  5025. 00:56:12,500 --> 00:56:14,092
  5026. OK.
  5027.  
  5028. 1102
  5029. 00:56:17,905 --> 00:56:19,133
  5030. It was not enough.
  5031.  
  5032. 1103
  5033. 00:56:19,340 --> 00:56:21,900
  5034. Somehow, the word had gotten out
  5035. about my small get-together.
  5036.  
  5037. 1104
  5038. 00:56:22,109 --> 00:56:24,134
  5039. Jason is here with Taylor Wedell.
  5040.  
  5041. 1105
  5042. 00:56:24,345 --> 00:56:26,142
  5043. He's just using her
  5044. to make you mad.
  5045.  
  5046. 1106
  5047. 00:56:26,347 --> 00:56:28,907
  5048. - Have you guys seen Aaron yet?
  5049. - No.
  5050.  
  5051. 1107
  5052. 00:56:30,651 --> 00:56:33,449
  5053. Dude, put on
  5054. "The Ramayana Monkey Chant".
  5055.  
  5056. 1108
  5057. 00:56:42,363 --> 00:56:45,355
  5058. - Do I know you?
  5059. - Deek! What up, dog?
  5060.  
  5061. 1109
  5062. 00:56:52,039 --> 00:56:54,269
  5063. She thinks she's gonna have
  5064. a party and not invite me?
  5065.  
  5066. 1110
  5067. 00:56:54,475 --> 00:56:56,340
  5068. - Who does she think she is?
  5069. - You're right, hon.
  5070.  
  5071. 1111
  5072. 00:56:56,544 --> 00:56:59,035
  5073. I, like, invented her,
  5074. you know what I mean?
  5075.  
  5076. 1112
  5077. 00:57:07,154 --> 00:57:09,122
  5078. Jason.
  5079.  
  5080. 1113
  5081. 00:57:09,323 --> 00:57:10,813
  5082. I have to talk to you.
  5083.  
  5084. 1114
  5085. 00:57:11,993 --> 00:57:13,460
  5086. Whatever.
  5087.  
  5088. 1115
  5089. 00:57:14,462 --> 00:57:16,555
  5090. - I love you.
  5091. - I know, I know.
  5092.  
  5093. 1116
  5094. 00:57:19,367 --> 00:57:22,131
  5095. Hey! Put that down!
  5096.  
  5097. 1117
  5098. 00:57:28,042 --> 00:57:30,067
  5099. Was Aaron blowing me off?
  5100.  
  5101. 1118
  5102. 00:57:37,284 --> 00:57:39,775
  5103. What's up?
  5104. Gretchen came to talk to me.
  5105.  
  5106. 1119
  5107. 00:57:39,987 --> 00:57:41,682
  5108. - Oh, no.
  5109. - Look,
  5110.  
  5111. 1120
  5112. 00:57:41,889 --> 00:57:45,325
  5113. I don't wanna hurt your feelings,
  5114. but I only date women of color.
  5115.  
  5116. 1121
  5117. 00:57:46,460 --> 00:57:47,859
  5118. I have to pee.
  5119.  
  5120. 1122
  5121. 00:58:00,841 --> 00:58:02,399
  5122. Get out.
  5123.  
  5124. 1123
  5125. 00:58:47,021 --> 00:58:48,249
  5126. - Hey.
  5127. - Hey.
  5128.  
  5129. 1124
  5130. 00:58:48,456 --> 00:58:49,787
  5131. I've been looking
  5132. for you everywhere.
  5133.  
  5134. 1125
  5135. 00:58:49,990 --> 00:58:51,287
  5136. Me too.
  5137.  
  5138. 1126
  5139. 00:58:53,427 --> 00:58:55,361
  5140. You look...
  5141.  
  5142. 1127
  5143. 00:58:55,996 --> 00:58:58,294
  5144. - New clothes?
  5145. - Thanks.
  5146.  
  5147. 1128
  5148. 00:58:59,600 --> 00:59:00,931
  5149. You wanna go downstairs?
  5150.  
  5151. 1129
  5152. 00:59:01,135 --> 00:59:03,467
  5153. No, no. Let's stay here.
  5154.  
  5155. 1130
  5156. 00:59:06,607 --> 00:59:08,131
  5157. Thanks for getting me
  5158. to come out tonight.
  5159.  
  5160. 1131
  5161. 00:59:08,342 --> 00:59:09,570
  5162. Yeah, sure, no problem.
  5163.  
  5164. 1132
  5165. 00:59:09,777 --> 00:59:12,746
  5166. I wasted too much time
  5167. being pissed off at Regina.
  5168.  
  5169. 1133
  5170. 00:59:12,947 --> 00:59:14,437
  5171. No more liars.
  5172.  
  5173. 1134
  5174. 00:59:14,648 --> 00:59:16,479
  5175. I would never lie to you.
  5176.  
  5177. 1135
  5178. 00:59:16,684 --> 00:59:18,447
  5179. I know, I know.
  5180.  
  5181. 1136
  5182. 00:59:18,652 --> 00:59:20,051
  5183. Although...
  5184.  
  5185. 1137
  5186. 00:59:20,254 --> 00:59:22,586
  5187. OK, listen.
  5188. I mean, I did lie to you once,
  5189.  
  5190. 1138
  5191. 00:59:22,790 --> 00:59:24,917
  5192. but you're totally gonna laugh
  5193. when I tell you, so...
  5194.  
  5195. 1139
  5196. 00:59:25,126 --> 00:59:26,753
  5197. Tell me what?
  5198.  
  5199. 1140
  5200. 00:59:28,129 --> 00:59:30,927
  5201. I pretended to be bad at math
  5202. so that you'd help me.
  5203.  
  5204. 1141
  5205. 00:59:31,132 --> 00:59:34,192
  5206. But the thing is,
  5207. I'm not really bad at math.
  5208.  
  5209. 1142
  5210. 00:59:34,401 --> 00:59:37,336
  5211. I'm actually really good at math.
  5212. You're kind of bad at math.
  5213.  
  5214. 1143
  5215. 00:59:37,905 --> 00:59:40,066
  5216. Anyways, now I'm failing.
  5217. Isn't that funny?
  5218.  
  5219. 1144
  5220. 00:59:40,541 --> 00:59:42,907
  5221. Wait. You're failing on purpose?
  5222. That's stupid.
  5223.  
  5224. 1145
  5225. 00:59:43,110 --> 00:59:45,772
  5226. No. Not on purpose.
  5227. Just, you know...
  5228.  
  5229. 1146
  5230. 00:59:45,980 --> 00:59:47,538
  5231. I just wanted a reason to talk to you.
  5232.  
  5233. 1147
  5234. 00:59:47,748 --> 00:59:49,375
  5235. So why didn't you just talk to me?
  5236.  
  5237. 1148
  5238. 00:59:49,583 --> 00:59:51,517
  5239. Well, because I couldn't.
  5240. Because of Regina.
  5241.  
  5242. 1149
  5243. 00:59:51,719 --> 00:59:53,277
  5244. Because you were her property...
  5245.  
  5246. 1150
  5247. 00:59:53,487 --> 00:59:55,614
  5248. - Her property?
  5249. - No. Shut up. Not her property...
  5250.  
  5251. 1151
  5252. 00:59:55,823 --> 00:59:57,313
  5253. No, don't tell me to shut up.
  5254.  
  5255. 1152
  5256. 00:59:57,525 --> 00:59:59,186
  5257. - I wasn't...
  5258. - God, you know what?
  5259.  
  5260. 1153
  5261. 00:59:59,627 --> 01:00:02,255
  5262. You are just like a clone of Regina.
  5263.  
  5264. 1154
  5265. 01:00:02,463 --> 01:00:05,125
  5266. Oh, no, no, listen to me.
  5267. You're not listening to me...
  5268.  
  5269. 1155
  5270. 01:00:05,332 --> 01:00:09,666
  5271. Oh, no. It was coming up again.
  5272. Word vomit. No, wait a minute...
  5273.  
  5274. 1156
  5275. 01:00:09,870 --> 01:00:12,668
  5276. - What is this?!
  5277. - Actual vomit.
  5278.  
  5279. 1157
  5280. 01:00:16,043 --> 01:00:17,408
  5281. Aaron!
  5282.  
  5283. 1158
  5284. 01:00:17,711 --> 01:00:19,770
  5285. Aaron, wait! Just...
  5286.  
  5287. 1159
  5288. 01:00:21,215 --> 01:00:23,775
  5289. OK. Call me.
  5290.  
  5291. 1160
  5292. 01:00:28,489 --> 01:00:31,583
  5293. - Oh, God.
  5294. - You dirty little liar.
  5295.  
  5296. 1161
  5297. 01:00:31,792 --> 01:00:33,623
  5298. I'm sorry. I can explain.
  5299.  
  5300. 1162
  5301. 01:00:33,828 --> 01:00:36,058
  5302. Explain how you forgot
  5303. to invite us to your party?
  5304.  
  5305. 1163
  5306. 01:00:36,263 --> 01:00:37,594
  5307. Janis, I cannot stop this car.
  5308. I have a curfew.
  5309.  
  5310. 1164
  5311. 01:00:37,798 --> 01:00:40,699
  5312. You know I couldn't invite you.
  5313. I had to pretend to be Plastic.
  5314.  
  5315. 1165
  5316. 01:00:40,901 --> 01:00:42,926
  5317. Hey, buddy, you're not
  5318. pretending anymore.
  5319.  
  5320. 1166
  5321. 01:00:43,137 --> 01:00:46,106
  5322. You're Plastic.
  5323. Cold, shiny, hard Plastic.
  5324.  
  5325. 1167
  5326. 01:00:46,507 --> 01:00:48,236
  5327. Curfew, 1 a.m. It is now 1:10.
  5328.  
  5329. 1168
  5330. 01:00:48,442 --> 01:00:50,137
  5331. Did you have an awesome time?
  5332.  
  5333. 1169
  5334. 01:00:50,344 --> 01:00:53,472
  5335. Did you drink awesome shooters
  5336. and listen to awesome music,
  5337.  
  5338. 1170
  5339. 01:00:53,681 --> 01:00:56,479
  5340. and then just sit around and soak up
  5341. each other's awesomeness?
  5342.  
  5343. 1171
  5344. 01:00:56,684 --> 01:00:58,015
  5345. You're the one who made me like this
  5346.  
  5347. 1172
  5348. 01:00:58,219 --> 01:01:00,551
  5349. so you could use me
  5350. for your eighth-grade revenge.
  5351.  
  5352. 1173
  5353. 01:01:00,754 --> 01:01:03,587
  5354. God! See, at least me and
  5355. Regina George know we're mean.
  5356.  
  5357. 1174
  5358. 01:01:03,791 --> 01:01:08,194
  5359. You try to act like you're so innocent.
  5360. Like, "Oh, I used to live in Africa
  5361.  
  5362. 1175
  5363. 01:01:08,395 --> 01:01:10,386
  5364. with all the little birdies
  5365. and the little monkeys."
  5366.  
  5367. 1176
  5368. 01:01:10,598 --> 01:01:13,396
  5369. You know what? It's not my fault
  5370. you're in love with me or something!
  5371.  
  5372. 1177
  5373. 01:01:13,601 --> 01:01:15,193
  5374. - What?!
  5375. - Oh, no she did not!
  5376.  
  5377. 1178
  5378. 01:01:15,402 --> 01:01:17,563
  5379. See? That is the thing
  5380. with you Plastics.
  5381.  
  5382. 1179
  5383. 01:01:17,771 --> 01:01:20,239
  5384. You think that everybody
  5385. is in love with you,
  5386.  
  5387. 1180
  5388. 01:01:20,441 --> 01:01:22,568
  5389. when actually, everybody hates you.
  5390.  
  5391. 1181
  5392. 01:01:22,776 --> 01:01:24,539
  5393. Like Aaron Samuels, for example.
  5394.  
  5395. 1182
  5396. 01:01:24,745 --> 01:01:26,576
  5397. He broke up with Regina
  5398. and guess what.
  5399.  
  5400. 1183
  5401. 01:01:26,780 --> 01:01:28,372
  5402. He still doesn't want you.
  5403.  
  5404. 1184
  5405. 01:01:28,582 --> 01:01:31,745
  5406. So why are you still messing
  5407. with Regina, Cady? I'll tell you why.
  5408.  
  5409. 1185
  5410. 01:01:31,952 --> 01:01:35,513
  5411. Because you are a mean girl!
  5412. You're a bitch!
  5413.  
  5414. 1186
  5415. 01:01:36,423 --> 01:01:39,620
  5416. Here. You can have this.
  5417. It won a prize.
  5418.  
  5419. 1187
  5420. 01:01:41,996 --> 01:01:44,294
  5421. And I want my pink shirt back!
  5422.  
  5423. 1188
  5424. 01:01:44,498 --> 01:01:47,194
  5425. I want my pink shirt back!
  5426.  
  5427. 1189
  5428. 01:02:01,248 --> 01:02:02,681
  5429. Hon, slow down.
  5430.  
  5431. 1190
  5432. 01:02:02,883 --> 01:02:05,443
  5433. It's like I can't trust anyone anymore.
  5434.  
  5435. 1191
  5436. 01:02:06,587 --> 01:02:08,054
  5437. Why are you eating a Kälteen bar?
  5438.  
  5439. 1192
  5440. 01:02:08,255 --> 01:02:10,655
  5441. - I'm starving.
  5442. - Man, I hate those things.
  5443.  
  5444. 1193
  5445. 01:02:10,858 --> 01:02:14,294
  5446. Coach Carr makes us eat those when
  5447. we wanna move up a weight class.
  5448.  
  5449. 1194
  5450. 01:02:15,863 --> 01:02:17,125
  5451. What?
  5452.  
  5453. 1195
  5454. 01:02:17,932 --> 01:02:20,332
  5455. They make you gain weight like crazy.
  5456.  
  5457. 1196
  5458. 01:02:21,535 --> 01:02:23,332
  5459. Mother...
  5460.  
  5461. 1197
  5462. 01:02:48,462 --> 01:02:54,799
  5463. This girl is the nastiest skank bitch
  5464.  
  5465. 1198
  5466. 01:02:55,002 --> 01:02:59,268
  5467. I've ever met.
  5468.  
  5469. 1199
  5470. 01:02:59,473 --> 01:03:08,108
  5471. Do not trust her. She is a fugly slut!
  5472.  
  5473. 1200
  5474. 01:03:28,102 --> 01:03:33,438
  5475. I found it in the girls' bathroom.
  5476. It's so mean, Mr. Duvall.
  5477.  
  5478. 1201
  5479. 01:03:33,640 --> 01:03:34,937
  5480. Is this true?
  5481.  
  5482. 1202
  5483. 01:03:35,142 --> 01:03:37,303
  5484. Trang Pak made out with Coach Carr?
  5485.  
  5486. 1203
  5487. 01:03:38,846 --> 01:03:41,371
  5488. Good Lord.
  5489.  
  5490. 1204
  5491. 01:03:41,582 --> 01:03:44,073
  5492. What's that say?
  5493. "Kaitlyn Caussin is a..."?
  5494.  
  5495. 1205
  5496. 01:03:44,284 --> 01:03:45,945
  5497. Fat whore.
  5498.  
  5499. 1206
  5500. 01:03:49,056 --> 01:03:51,149
  5501. OK, calm down, Miss George.
  5502.  
  5503. 1207
  5504. 01:03:51,792 --> 01:03:55,319
  5505. Why would someone write that?
  5506. That's just so mean.
  5507.  
  5508. 1208
  5509. 01:03:55,796 --> 01:03:58,128
  5510. Don't worry, we're gonna
  5511. find out who did it.
  5512.  
  5513. 1209
  5514. 01:03:58,332 --> 01:04:00,892
  5515. There's only three girls
  5516. in the whole school who aren't in it.
  5517.  
  5518. 1210
  5519. 01:04:01,902 --> 01:04:04,427
  5520. At your age, you're gonna
  5521. be having a lot of urges.
  5522.  
  5523. 1211
  5524. 01:04:04,638 --> 01:04:07,835
  5525. You're gonna want to take off
  5526. your clothes and touch each other.
  5527.  
  5528. 1212
  5529. 01:04:08,208 --> 01:04:12,577
  5530. But if you do touch each other,
  5531. you will get chlamydia. And die.
  5532.  
  5533. 1213
  5534. 01:04:12,780 --> 01:04:14,179
  5535. Coach Carr.
  5536.  
  5537. 1214
  5538. 01:04:17,551 --> 01:04:20,019
  5539. Cady Heron, they wanna see you
  5540. in the principal's office.
  5541.  
  5542. 1215
  5543. 01:04:22,589 --> 01:04:26,719
  5544. All right, chlamydia. K-L-A...
  5545.  
  5546. 1216
  5547. 01:04:29,496 --> 01:04:31,464
  5548. In here, Miss Heron.
  5549.  
  5550. 1217
  5551. 01:04:39,840 --> 01:04:42,934
  5552. - What's going on?
  5553. - Have a seat, Miss Heron.
  5554.  
  5555. 1218
  5556. 01:04:46,880 --> 01:04:48,905
  5557. - Have you ever seen this before?
  5558. - No.
  5559.  
  5560. 1219
  5561. 01:04:49,450 --> 01:04:51,782
  5562. I mean, yes, I've seen it before,
  5563. but it's not mine.
  5564.  
  5565. 1220
  5566. 01:04:51,985 --> 01:04:53,680
  5567. You better get your story straight,
  5568. Miss Heron,
  5569.  
  5570. 1221
  5571. 01:04:53,887 --> 01:04:55,650
  5572. because I'm not messing
  5573. around here.
  5574.  
  5575. 1222
  5576. 01:04:55,856 --> 01:04:57,551
  5577. It's not ours, it's Regina's.
  5578.  
  5579. 1223
  5580. 01:04:57,791 --> 01:05:01,488
  5581. Yeah, she's trying to make it look
  5582. like we wrote it, but really, she wrote it.
  5583.  
  5584. 1224
  5585. 01:05:01,695 --> 01:05:07,930
  5586. Miss Wieners, why would Regina
  5587. refer to herself as a "fugly slut"?
  5588.  
  5589. 1225
  5590. 01:05:10,537 --> 01:05:13,233
  5591. Miss Smith, this is no time
  5592. to be laughing.
  5593.  
  5594. 1226
  5595. 01:05:13,440 --> 01:05:15,635
  5596. We're gonna get to the bottom
  5597. of this right now.
  5598.  
  5599. 1227
  5600. 01:05:34,094 --> 01:05:37,552
  5601. Maybe we're not in that book,
  5602. because everybody likes us.
  5603.  
  5604. 1228
  5605. 01:05:37,764 --> 01:05:40,028
  5606. And I don't wanna be punished
  5607. for being well-liked.
  5608.  
  5609. 1229
  5610. 01:05:40,567 --> 01:05:44,298
  5611. And I don't think my father,
  5612. the inventor of Toaster Strudel,
  5613.  
  5614. 1230
  5615. 01:05:44,505 --> 01:05:46,473
  5616. would be too pleased
  5617. to hear about this.
  5618.  
  5619. 1231
  5620. 01:05:55,582 --> 01:05:57,709
  5621. "Made out with a hot dog"?
  5622.  
  5623. 1232
  5624. 01:05:57,918 --> 01:06:00,853
  5625. Oh, my God, that was one time!
  5626.  
  5627. 1233
  5628. 01:06:03,157 --> 01:06:07,389
  5629. "Dawn Schweitzer has a huge ass"?
  5630. Who would write that?
  5631.  
  5632. 1234
  5633. 01:06:07,594 --> 01:06:09,323
  5634. Who wouldn't write that?
  5635.  
  5636. 1235
  5637. 01:06:10,697 --> 01:06:12,790
  5638. "Trang Pak made out
  5639. with Coach Carr"?
  5640.  
  5641. 1236
  5642. 01:06:13,000 --> 01:06:14,558
  5643. And so did Sun Jin Dinh.
  5644.  
  5645. 1237
  5646. 01:06:22,442 --> 01:06:25,411
  5647. Hey! Hey! Settle down!
  5648. All right, hey.
  5649.  
  5650. 1238
  5651. 01:06:25,612 --> 01:06:28,513
  5652. No. You do not push and sh...
  5653.  
  5654. 1239
  5655. 01:06:42,229 --> 01:06:44,026
  5656. Do you have anything else
  5657. you wanna say?
  5658.  
  5659. 1240
  5660. 01:06:44,231 --> 01:06:45,562
  5661. No, I can't answer any
  5662. more questions
  5663.  
  5664. 1241
  5665. 01:06:45,766 --> 01:06:47,427
  5666. until I have a parent
  5667. or lawyer present.
  5668.  
  5669. 1242
  5670. 01:06:48,669 --> 01:06:49,897
  5671. Miss Smith?
  5672.  
  5673. 1243
  5674. 01:06:51,038 --> 01:06:54,565
  5675. Whoever wrote it probably didn't
  5676. think anyone would ever see it?
  5677.  
  5678. 1244
  5679. 01:06:54,775 --> 01:06:57,209
  5680. I hope that nobody else
  5681. ever does see it.
  5682.  
  5683. 1245
  5684. 01:07:08,722 --> 01:07:11,213
  5685. Mom, can you pick me up?
  5686. I'm scared.
  5687.  
  5688. 1246
  5689. 01:07:12,392 --> 01:07:14,724
  5690. - "Janis Ian, dyke"?
  5691. - That's original.
  5692.  
  5693. 1247
  5694. 01:07:14,928 --> 01:07:16,691
  5695. - "Too gay to function"?!
  5696. - Hey!
  5697.  
  5698. 1248
  5699. 01:07:16,897 --> 01:07:18,956
  5700. That's only OK when I say it.
  5701.  
  5702. 1249
  5703. 01:07:19,166 --> 01:07:22,033
  5704. - Did you write this?
  5705. - No, I swear!
  5706.  
  5707. 1250
  5708. 01:07:22,236 --> 01:07:24,898
  5709. - Then you told somebody!
  5710. - She told!
  5711.  
  5712. 1251
  5713. 01:07:25,172 --> 01:07:28,198
  5714. - You little bitch!
  5715. - You're a bitch!
  5716.  
  5717. 1252
  5718. 01:07:30,277 --> 01:07:32,245
  5719. Yeah! Take your top off!
  5720.  
  5721. 1253
  5722. 01:07:34,248 --> 01:07:36,409
  5723. - Now, here's what we're gonna do...
  5724. - Ron, come quick!
  5725.  
  5726. 1254
  5727. 01:07:36,617 --> 01:07:39,950
  5728. They've gone wild.
  5729. The girls have gone wild.
  5730.  
  5731. 1255
  5732. 01:07:49,129 --> 01:07:51,290
  5733. It was full-tilt jungle madness.
  5734.  
  5735. 1256
  5736. 01:07:54,768 --> 01:07:56,736
  5737. And it wasn't going away.
  5738.  
  5739. 1257
  5740. 01:08:03,176 --> 01:08:05,804
  5741. Hey, I pulled these two off each other.
  5742.  
  5743. 1258
  5744. 01:08:06,013 --> 01:08:08,811
  5745. Coach Carr, step away
  5746. from the underage girls.
  5747.  
  5748. 1259
  5749. 01:08:13,787 --> 01:08:15,254
  5750. Let me help you down there.
  5751.  
  5752. 1260
  5753. 01:08:15,956 --> 01:08:19,517
  5754. Hell, no! I did not leave
  5755. the Southside for this!
  5756.  
  5757. 1261
  5758. 01:08:23,363 --> 01:08:25,490
  5759. Oh, crap! My hair!
  5760.  
  5761. 1262
  5762. 01:08:25,699 --> 01:08:31,228
  5763. All junior girls report to the gymnasium
  5764. immediately! Immediately!
  5765.  
  5766. 1263
  5767. 01:08:36,276 --> 01:08:37,800
  5768. Have you ever walked up to people
  5769.  
  5770. 1264
  5771. 01:08:38,011 --> 01:08:40,309
  5772. and realized they were just
  5773. talking about you?
  5774.  
  5775. 1265
  5776. 01:08:42,416 --> 01:08:45,579
  5777. Have you ever had it happen
  5778. 60 times in a row?
  5779.  
  5780. 1266
  5781. 01:08:45,986 --> 01:08:47,578
  5782. I have.
  5783.  
  5784. 1267
  5785. 01:09:06,606 --> 01:09:11,043
  5786. Never in my 14 years as an educator
  5787. have I seen such behavior.
  5788.  
  5789. 1268
  5790. 01:09:11,378 --> 01:09:13,243
  5791. And from young ladies.
  5792.  
  5793. 1269
  5794. 01:09:13,780 --> 01:09:17,716
  5795. I got parents calling me on the phone
  5796. asking, "Did someone get shot?"
  5797.  
  5798. 1270
  5799. 01:09:18,018 --> 01:09:19,952
  5800. I ought to cancel your Spring Fling.
  5801.  
  5802. 1271
  5803. 01:09:20,153 --> 01:09:21,381
  5804. No!
  5805.  
  5806. 1272
  5807. 01:09:21,655 --> 01:09:22,883
  5808. - No.
  5809. - What are we supposed to do?
  5810.  
  5811. 1273
  5812. 01:09:23,357 --> 01:09:26,258
  5813. Now, I'm not gonna do that,
  5814. because we've already paid the DJ.
  5815.  
  5816. 1274
  5817. 01:09:26,526 --> 01:09:29,723
  5818. But don't think that I'm not taking
  5819. this book seriously.
  5820.  
  5821. 1275
  5822. 01:09:30,130 --> 01:09:33,031
  5823. Coach Carr has fled school property.
  5824.  
  5825. 1276
  5826. 01:09:33,667 --> 01:09:36,033
  5827. Ms. Norbury has been
  5828. accused of selling drugs.
  5829.  
  5830. 1277
  5831. 01:09:37,437 --> 01:09:39,735
  5832. Now, what the young ladies
  5833. in this grade need
  5834.  
  5835. 1278
  5836. 01:09:39,940 --> 01:09:41,965
  5837. is an attitude makeover.
  5838.  
  5839. 1279
  5840. 01:09:42,376 --> 01:09:44,742
  5841. And you're gonna get it right now.
  5842.  
  5843. 1280
  5844. 01:09:44,945 --> 01:09:48,813
  5845. I don't care how long it takes,
  5846. I will keep you here all night.
  5847.  
  5848. 1281
  5849. 01:09:49,015 --> 01:09:50,414
  5850. We can't keep them past 4.
  5851.  
  5852. 1282
  5853. 01:09:50,617 --> 01:09:52,847
  5854. I will keep you here until 4.
  5855.  
  5856. 1283
  5857. 01:09:54,721 --> 01:09:57,189
  5858. Now, what we're gonna try to do
  5859. is fix the way you young ladies
  5860.  
  5861. 1284
  5862. 01:09:57,391 --> 01:09:58,881
  5863. relate to each other.
  5864.  
  5865. 1285
  5866. 01:09:59,092 --> 01:10:01,652
  5867. OK? Lady to lady.
  5868.  
  5869. 1286
  5870. 01:10:01,862 --> 01:10:04,854
  5871. So who has a lady problem
  5872. that they'd like to talk about?
  5873.  
  5874. 1287
  5875. 01:10:08,668 --> 01:10:10,033
  5876. Yes?
  5877.  
  5878. 1288
  5879. 01:10:10,237 --> 01:10:13,468
  5880. Somebody wrote in that book
  5881. that I'm lying about being a virgin
  5882.  
  5883. 1289
  5884. 01:10:13,673 --> 01:10:15,698
  5885. because I use super-jumbo tampons.
  5886.  
  5887. 1290
  5888. 01:10:15,909 --> 01:10:19,777
  5889. But I can't help it if I've got
  5890. a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina.
  5891.  
  5892. 1291
  5893. 01:10:21,715 --> 01:10:23,512
  5894. Yeah, I can't do this.
  5895.  
  5896. 1292
  5897. 01:10:23,917 --> 01:10:25,145
  5898. Ms. Norbury.
  5899.  
  5900. 1293
  5901. 01:10:25,385 --> 01:10:29,116
  5902. You're a successful, intelligent,
  5903. caring, graceful woman.
  5904.  
  5905. 1294
  5906. 01:10:29,423 --> 01:10:30,651
  5907. I am?
  5908.  
  5909. 1295
  5910. 01:10:30,857 --> 01:10:33,087
  5911. There has to be something
  5912. you can say to these young ladies.
  5913.  
  5914. 1296
  5915. 01:10:33,293 --> 01:10:35,227
  5916. Something to help them
  5917. with their self-esteem?
  5918.  
  5919. 1297
  5920. 01:10:35,595 --> 01:10:36,823
  5921. It's not a self-esteem problem.
  5922.  
  5923. 1298
  5924. 01:10:37,030 --> 01:10:39,555
  5925. I think they're all pretty
  5926. pleased with themselves.
  5927.  
  5928. 1299
  5929. 01:10:41,768 --> 01:10:42,996
  5930. OK.
  5931.  
  5932. 1300
  5933. 01:10:44,271 --> 01:10:48,264
  5934. OK. Everybody close your eyes.
  5935.  
  5936. 1301
  5937. 01:10:49,643 --> 01:10:52,203
  5938. I want you to raise your hand
  5939. if you have ever had a girl
  5940.  
  5941. 1302
  5942. 01:10:52,412 --> 01:10:55,540
  5943. say something bad
  5944. about you behind your back.
  5945.  
  5946. 1303
  5947. 01:10:57,584 --> 01:10:59,449
  5948. Open your eyes.
  5949.  
  5950. 1304
  5951. 01:11:01,154 --> 01:11:02,678
  5952. Now, close your eyes again.
  5953.  
  5954. 1305
  5955. 01:11:02,889 --> 01:11:05,687
  5956. And this time, I want you to raise
  5957. your hand if you have ever
  5958.  
  5959. 1306
  5960. 01:11:05,892 --> 01:11:08,452
  5961. said anything about a friend
  5962. behind her back.
  5963.  
  5964. 1307
  5965. 01:11:14,835 --> 01:11:16,132
  5966. Open them.
  5967.  
  5968. 1308
  5969. 01:11:20,507 --> 01:11:23,203
  5970. There's been some
  5971. girl-on-girl crime here.
  5972.  
  5973. 1309
  5974. 01:11:24,277 --> 01:11:28,008
  5975. OK. So, what we could do today
  5976. is a couple exercises to help you
  5977.  
  5978. 1310
  5979. 01:11:28,215 --> 01:11:31,116
  5980. express your anger in a healthy way.
  5981.  
  5982. 1311
  5983. 01:11:32,052 --> 01:11:33,349
  5984. Let's start over here.
  5985.  
  5986. 1312
  5987. 01:11:33,553 --> 01:11:35,350
  5988. Ms. Norbury had us confront
  5989. each other directly
  5990.  
  5991. 1313
  5992. 01:11:35,555 --> 01:11:37,022
  5993. about the things
  5994. that were bothering us.
  5995.  
  5996. 1314
  5997. 01:11:37,224 --> 01:11:39,249
  5998. And it seemed like every clique
  5999. had its own problems.
  6000.  
  6001. 1315
  6002. 01:11:39,459 --> 01:11:42,360
  6003. You've been acting really stuck-up
  6004. ever since you switched to shortfielder.
  6005.  
  6006. 1316
  6007. 01:11:42,562 --> 01:11:44,325
  6008. And Dawn agrees with me.
  6009.  
  6010. 1317
  6011. 01:11:44,531 --> 01:11:46,158
  6012. - Dawn?
  6013. - Don't drag me into this,
  6014.  
  6015. 1318
  6016. 01:11:46,366 --> 01:11:47,663
  6017. I'm pitching tomorrow.
  6018.  
  6019. 1319
  6020. 01:11:55,542 --> 01:11:57,533
  6021. OK. Good.
  6022.  
  6023. 1320
  6024. 01:11:58,478 --> 01:12:01,413
  6025. Can I just say that we don't have
  6026. a clique problem at this school?
  6027.  
  6028. 1321
  6029. 01:12:01,615 --> 01:12:04,345
  6030. And some of us shouldn't have to take
  6031. this workshop, because some of us
  6032.  
  6033. 1322
  6034. 01:12:04,551 --> 01:12:06,644
  6035. are just victims in this situation.
  6036.  
  6037. 1323
  6038. 01:12:06,853 --> 01:12:08,980
  6039. That's probably true.
  6040. How many of you
  6041.  
  6042. 1324
  6043. 01:12:09,189 --> 01:12:12,989
  6044. have ever felt personally
  6045. victimized by Regina George?
  6046.  
  6047. 1325
  6048. 01:12:22,836 --> 01:12:25,361
  6049. Good. OK, who's next?
  6050.  
  6051. 1326
  6052. 01:12:25,572 --> 01:12:27,096
  6053. Who's next?
  6054.  
  6055. 1327
  6056. 01:12:29,376 --> 01:12:30,707
  6057. Cady.
  6058.  
  6059. 1328
  6060. 01:12:30,911 --> 01:12:32,606
  6061. Do you have anything
  6062. you wanna own up to?
  6063.  
  6064. 1329
  6065. 01:12:33,313 --> 01:12:35,042
  6066. Yes.
  6067. No.
  6068.  
  6069. 1330
  6070. 01:12:35,649 --> 01:12:38,117
  6071. You never made up a rumor
  6072. about anybody?
  6073.  
  6074. 1331
  6075. 01:12:38,518 --> 01:12:39,746
  6076. Just that you sell drugs.
  6077.  
  6078. 1332
  6079. 01:12:39,953 --> 01:12:41,181
  6080. No.
  6081.  
  6082. 1333
  6083. 01:12:41,588 --> 01:12:43,852
  6084. Nothing you want to apologize for?
  6085.  
  6086. 1334
  6087. 01:12:44,291 --> 01:12:45,690
  6088. I couldn't apologize to Ms. Norbury
  6089.  
  6090. 1335
  6091. 01:12:45,892 --> 01:12:47,917
  6092. without getting blamed
  6093. for the whole Burn Book.
  6094.  
  6095. 1336
  6096. 01:12:48,194 --> 01:12:49,627
  6097. No.
  6098.  
  6099. 1337
  6100. 01:12:50,864 --> 01:12:53,128
  6101. I'm really disappointed in you, Cady.
  6102.  
  6103. 1338
  6104. 01:12:55,502 --> 01:12:58,528
  6105. OK, so we're all here
  6106. because of this book, right?
  6107.  
  6108. 1339
  6109. 01:12:58,805 --> 01:13:01,569
  6110. Well, I don't know
  6111. who wrote this book,
  6112.  
  6113. 1340
  6114. 01:13:01,775 --> 01:13:05,541
  6115. but you all have got to stop
  6116. calling each other sluts and whores.
  6117.  
  6118. 1341
  6119. 01:13:05,745 --> 01:13:08,714
  6120. It just makes it OK for guys
  6121. to call you sluts and whores.
  6122.  
  6123. 1342
  6124. 01:13:08,915 --> 01:13:10,473
  6125. Who here has ever been called a slut?
  6126.  
  6127. 1343
  6128. 01:13:15,655 --> 01:13:17,247
  6129. OK, everybody up.
  6130.  
  6131. 1344
  6132. 01:13:17,457 --> 01:13:18,981
  6133. Ms. Norbury had us
  6134. write out apologies
  6135.  
  6136. 1345
  6137. 01:13:19,192 --> 01:13:21,353
  6138. to people that we'd hurt in our lives.
  6139.  
  6140. 1346
  6141. 01:13:21,628 --> 01:13:25,223
  6142. "Alyssa, I'm sorry I called you
  6143. a gap-toothed bitch."
  6144.  
  6145. 1347
  6146. 01:13:25,432 --> 01:13:27,957
  6147. "It's not your fault
  6148. you're so gap-toothed."
  6149.  
  6150. 1348
  6151. 01:13:32,405 --> 01:13:33,872
  6152. "Gretchen,
  6153.  
  6154. 1349
  6155. 01:13:34,074 --> 01:13:36,508
  6156. "I'm sorry I laughed
  6157. at you that time you got diarrhea"
  6158.  
  6159. 1350
  6160. 01:13:36,710 --> 01:13:38,337
  6161. "at Barnes and Noble."
  6162.  
  6163. 1351
  6164. 01:13:38,545 --> 01:13:40,445
  6165. "And I'm sorry I told everyone about it."
  6166.  
  6167. 1352
  6168. 01:13:40,947 --> 01:13:43,438
  6169. And I'm sorry for repeating it now.
  6170.  
  6171. 1353
  6172. 01:13:48,188 --> 01:13:50,213
  6173. Laura, I don't hate you
  6174. because you're fat.
  6175.  
  6176. 1354
  6177. 01:13:50,423 --> 01:13:52,755
  6178. You're fat because I hate you.
  6179.  
  6180. 1355
  6181. 01:13:56,396 --> 01:14:00,423
  6182. I just wish we could all get along
  6183. like we used to in middle school.
  6184.  
  6185. 1356
  6186. 01:14:00,634 --> 01:14:04,570
  6187. I wish that I could bake a cake
  6188. made out of rainbows and smiles,
  6189.  
  6190. 1357
  6191. 01:14:04,771 --> 01:14:06,671
  6192. and we'd all eat it and be happy.
  6193.  
  6194. 1358
  6195. 01:14:06,873 --> 01:14:08,500
  6196. She doesn't even go here!
  6197.  
  6198. 1359
  6199. 01:14:10,410 --> 01:14:12,469
  6200. Do you even go to this school?
  6201.  
  6202. 1360
  6203. 01:14:12,679 --> 01:14:16,342
  6204. No. I just have a lot of feelings.
  6205.  
  6206. 1361
  6207. 01:14:16,650 --> 01:14:18,117
  6208. OK, go home.
  6209.  
  6210. 1362
  6211. 01:14:22,088 --> 01:14:23,715
  6212. Sharon, I think you're doing
  6213. a great job.
  6214.  
  6215. 1363
  6216. 01:14:23,957 --> 01:14:25,515
  6217. Thanks. I feel like I'm getting through.
  6218.  
  6219. 1364
  6220. 01:14:25,725 --> 01:14:28,125
  6221. I'm sorry that people
  6222. are so jealous of me.
  6223.  
  6224. 1365
  6225. 01:14:28,862 --> 01:14:31,422
  6226. But I can't help it that I'm popular.
  6227.  
  6228. 1366
  6229. 01:14:36,369 --> 01:14:39,497
  6230. Oh, my God! Oh, jeez.
  6231. OK, walk it off. Walk it off.
  6232.  
  6233. 1367
  6234. 01:14:39,706 --> 01:14:41,867
  6235. OK. That hurt.
  6236.  
  6237. 1368
  6238. 01:14:42,676 --> 01:14:44,007
  6239. They're OK.
  6240.  
  6241. 1369
  6242. 01:14:44,544 --> 01:14:46,239
  6243. They're OK.
  6244.  
  6245. 1370
  6246. 01:14:47,047 --> 01:14:52,041
  6247. Oh, boy. OK, who's next?
  6248. Who's next? Keep it going.
  6249.  
  6250. 1371
  6251. 01:14:55,755 --> 01:14:59,691
  6252. Oh, my God. It's her dream come true,
  6253. diving into a big pile of girls.
  6254.  
  6255. 1372
  6256. 01:15:01,027 --> 01:15:04,190
  6257. OK, yeah, I've got an apology.
  6258.  
  6259. 1373
  6260. 01:15:06,166 --> 01:15:10,830
  6261. So I have this friend
  6262. who is a new student this year.
  6263.  
  6264. 1374
  6265. 01:15:11,037 --> 01:15:15,098
  6266. And I convinced her that it would be
  6267. fun to mess up Regina George's life.
  6268.  
  6269. 1375
  6270. 01:15:15,308 --> 01:15:17,799
  6271. So I had her pretend
  6272. to be friends with Regina,
  6273.  
  6274. 1376
  6275. 01:15:18,011 --> 01:15:19,535
  6276. and then she would come
  6277. to my house after
  6278.  
  6279. 1377
  6280. 01:15:19,746 --> 01:15:22,442
  6281. and we would just laugh about
  6282. all the dumb stuff Regina said.
  6283.  
  6284. 1378
  6285. 01:15:22,649 --> 01:15:24,173
  6286. And we gave her
  6287. these candy bar things
  6288.  
  6289. 1379
  6290. 01:15:24,384 --> 01:15:26,011
  6291. that would make her gain weight,
  6292.  
  6293. 1380
  6294. 01:15:26,219 --> 01:15:28,414
  6295. and we turned her best friends
  6296. against her.
  6297.  
  6298. 1381
  6299. 01:15:28,888 --> 01:15:31,857
  6300. And then... Oh, yeah, Cady...
  6301. You know my friend Cady.
  6302.  
  6303. 1382
  6304. 01:15:32,058 --> 01:15:33,855
  6305. She made out
  6306. with Regina's boyfriend
  6307.  
  6308. 1383
  6309. 01:15:34,060 --> 01:15:36,153
  6310. and then convinced him
  6311. to break up with her.
  6312.  
  6313. 1384
  6314. 01:15:36,362 --> 01:15:38,990
  6315. Oh, God, and we gave you foot cream
  6316. instead of face wash.
  6317.  
  6318. 1385
  6319. 01:15:39,199 --> 01:15:41,827
  6320. God! I am so sorry, Regina.
  6321.  
  6322. 1386
  6323. 01:15:42,035 --> 01:15:43,969
  6324. Really, I don't know why I did it.
  6325.  
  6326. 1387
  6327. 01:15:44,170 --> 01:15:49,403
  6328. I guess it's probably because
  6329. I've got a big lesbian crush on you.
  6330.  
  6331. 1388
  6332. 01:15:49,609 --> 01:15:51,304
  6333. Suck on that!
  6334.  
  6335. 1389
  6336. 01:15:52,412 --> 01:15:56,280
  6337. Janis! Janis! Janis! Janis!
  6338.  
  6339. 1390
  6340. 01:16:03,089 --> 01:16:04,317
  6341. Regina!
  6342.  
  6343. 1391
  6344. 01:16:05,792 --> 01:16:07,726
  6345. Regina, wait! I didn't mean
  6346. for that to happen.
  6347.  
  6348. 1392
  6349. 01:16:07,927 --> 01:16:09,918
  6350. To find out that everyone hates me?
  6351. I don't care.
  6352.  
  6353. 1393
  6354. 01:16:10,130 --> 01:16:12,121
  6355. Regina, please! Regina, stop!
  6356.  
  6357. 1394
  6358. 01:16:12,332 --> 01:16:14,994
  6359. No! Do you know
  6360. what everyone says about you?
  6361.  
  6362. 1395
  6363. 01:16:15,201 --> 01:16:17,135
  6364. They say that you're
  6365. a home-schooled jungle freak,
  6366.  
  6367. 1396
  6368. 01:16:17,337 --> 01:16:19,168
  6369. who's a less-hot version of me.
  6370.  
  6371. 1397
  6372. 01:16:19,372 --> 01:16:22,136
  6373. Yeah. So don't try to act so innocent.
  6374.  
  6375. 1398
  6376. 01:16:22,342 --> 01:16:25,607
  6377. You can take that fake apology
  6378. and shove it right up your hairy...
  6379.  
  6380. 1399
  6381. 01:16:29,349 --> 01:16:31,943
  6382. And that's how Regina George died.
  6383.  
  6384. 1400
  6385. 01:16:32,152 --> 01:16:35,212
  6386. No, I'm totally kidding.
  6387. But she did get hurt.
  6388.  
  6389. 1401
  6390. 01:16:35,421 --> 01:16:37,685
  6391. Some girls say they saw her head
  6392. go all the way around.
  6393.  
  6394. 1402
  6395. 01:16:37,891 --> 01:16:40,689
  6396. But that's just a rumor.
  6397. Some people swear they saw me
  6398.  
  6399. 1403
  6400. 01:16:40,894 --> 01:16:43,089
  6401. push her in front of the bus.
  6402. That was an even worse rumor.
  6403.  
  6404. 1404
  6405. 01:16:45,195 --> 01:16:48,687
  6406. - Everybody done?
  6407. - No. Mom, I didn't do it.
  6408.  
  6409. 1405
  6410. 01:16:48,898 --> 01:16:50,661
  6411. I don't know what to believe anymore.
  6412.  
  6413. 1406
  6414. 01:16:50,867 --> 01:16:52,960
  6415. Mom, believe me.
  6416. I'm your daughter.
  6417.  
  6418. 1407
  6419. 01:16:56,106 --> 01:16:58,836
  6420. Why are my tribal vases
  6421. under the sink?
  6422.  
  6423. 1408
  6424. 01:16:59,042 --> 01:17:02,136
  6425. My tribal vases.
  6426. Why were they under the sink?
  6427.  
  6428. 1409
  6429. 01:17:02,712 --> 01:17:04,043
  6430. I don't know.
  6431.  
  6432. 1410
  6433. 01:17:04,347 --> 01:17:06,645
  6434. This is the fertility vase
  6435. of the Ndebele tribe.
  6436.  
  6437. 1411
  6438. 01:17:06,850 --> 01:17:09,876
  6439. - Does that mean anything to you?
  6440. - No.
  6441.  
  6442. 1412
  6443. 01:17:10,720 --> 01:17:12,517
  6444. Who are you?
  6445.  
  6446. 1413
  6447. 01:17:17,127 --> 01:17:20,858
  6448. Great. All my friends hate me,
  6449. and now my mom hates me.
  6450.  
  6451. 1414
  6452. 01:17:21,064 --> 01:17:22,964
  6453. Your mom does not hate you.
  6454.  
  6455. 1415
  6456. 01:17:23,166 --> 01:17:25,828
  6457. She's afraid of you.
  6458.  
  6459. 1416
  6460. 01:17:26,870 --> 01:17:30,863
  6461. I don't know, maybe we
  6462. mainstream-schooled you too soon.
  6463.  
  6464. 1417
  6465. 01:17:31,074 --> 01:17:34,942
  6466. Maybe you should come back and
  6467. be home-schooled again for a while.
  6468.  
  6469. 1418
  6470. 01:17:35,311 --> 01:17:39,338
  6471. No. Only thing worse than
  6472. going back will be not going back.
  6473.  
  6474. 1419
  6475. 01:17:40,283 --> 01:17:42,308
  6476. How bad's it gonna be tomorrow?
  6477.  
  6478. 1420
  6479. 01:17:42,519 --> 01:17:45,613
  6480. Remember when we saw those lions
  6481. fighting over the wart hog carcass?
  6482.  
  6483. 1421
  6484. 01:17:46,523 --> 01:17:47,751
  6485. I'll be the wart hog.
  6486.  
  6487. 1422
  6488. 01:17:48,258 --> 01:17:49,725
  6489. You're not a wart hog,
  6490.  
  6491. 1423
  6492. 01:17:49,926 --> 01:17:51,689
  6493. you're a lion.
  6494.  
  6495. 1424
  6496. 01:17:52,195 --> 01:17:54,629
  6497. Just focus on your studies
  6498. for a little while.
  6499.  
  6500. 1425
  6501. 01:17:54,964 --> 01:17:57,296
  6502. You're still an excellent student, right?
  6503.  
  6504. 1426
  6505. 01:17:57,500 --> 01:18:00,936
  6506. Oh, yeah. I need you to sign
  6507. my calculus test.
  6508.  
  6509. 1427
  6510. 01:18:01,304 --> 01:18:03,499
  6511. - Why?
  6512. - I'm failing.
  6513.  
  6514. 1428
  6515. 01:18:06,809 --> 01:18:09,573
  6516. OK. You are...
  6517.  
  6518. 1429
  6519. 01:18:10,914 --> 01:18:12,381
  6520. What do they call it?
  6521.  
  6522. 1430
  6523. 01:18:12,649 --> 01:18:13,911
  6524. Grounded.
  6525.  
  6526. 1431
  6527. 01:18:14,384 --> 01:18:15,976
  6528. You're grounded.
  6529.  
  6530. 1432
  6531. 01:18:44,714 --> 01:18:46,238
  6532. She pushed her in front of the bus.
  6533.  
  6534. 1433
  6535. 01:18:46,983 --> 01:18:48,575
  6536. Did you see her do it?
  6537.  
  6538. 1434
  6539. 01:18:48,785 --> 01:18:50,116
  6540. Yes.
  6541.  
  6542. 1435
  6543. 01:19:04,601 --> 01:19:08,560
  6544. Did your teacher ever try to sell you
  6545. marijuana or Ecstasy tablets?
  6546.  
  6547. 1436
  6548. 01:19:08,771 --> 01:19:11,205
  6549. - No.
  6550. - What are marijuana tablets?
  6551.  
  6552. 1437
  6553. 01:19:11,407 --> 01:19:13,307
  6554. What's going on?
  6555. Where's Ms. Norbury?
  6556.  
  6557. 1438
  6558. 01:19:13,676 --> 01:19:17,737
  6559. Mr. Duvall, this is ridiculous.
  6560. Ms. Norbury does not sell drugs.
  6561.  
  6562. 1439
  6563. 01:19:17,947 --> 01:19:21,144
  6564. I know, Aaron. But after
  6565. the allegations against Coach Carr
  6566.  
  6567. 1440
  6568. 01:19:21,351 --> 01:19:23,615
  6569. turned out to be extremely true,
  6570.  
  6571. 1441
  6572. 01:19:23,820 --> 01:19:27,051
  6573. the school board felt that it was best
  6574. that we investigate every claim made
  6575.  
  6576. 1442
  6577. 01:19:27,257 --> 01:19:28,485
  6578. in this Burn Book.
  6579.  
  6580. 1443
  6581. 01:19:28,691 --> 01:19:30,921
  6582. That book was written
  6583. by a bunch of stupid girls
  6584.  
  6585. 1444
  6586. 01:19:31,127 --> 01:19:32,992
  6587. who make up rumors
  6588. because they're bored
  6589.  
  6590. 1445
  6591. 01:19:33,196 --> 01:19:34,959
  6592. with their own lame lives.
  6593.  
  6594. 1446
  6595. 01:19:35,164 --> 01:19:37,928
  6596. Well, unless someone wants to come
  6597. forward and say, "I made it all up",
  6598.  
  6599. 1447
  6600. 01:19:38,134 --> 01:19:40,728
  6601. this is how we have to handle it.
  6602. To say that someone...
  6603.  
  6604. 1448
  6605. 01:19:40,937 --> 01:19:45,601
  6606. Oh, no. Bye, Aaron.
  6607. You're gonna hate me forever.
  6608.  
  6609. 1449
  6610. 01:19:46,843 --> 01:19:48,538
  6611. Mr. Duvall.
  6612.  
  6613. 1450
  6614. 01:19:48,745 --> 01:19:49,973
  6615. I wrote it.
  6616.  
  6617. 1451
  6618. 01:19:52,882 --> 01:19:54,110
  6619. Come on, Cady.
  6620.  
  6621. 1452
  6622. 01:20:01,391 --> 01:20:02,881
  6623. When you get bit by a snake,
  6624.  
  6625. 1453
  6626. 01:20:03,092 --> 01:20:04,957
  6627. you're supposed to suck
  6628. the poison out.
  6629.  
  6630. 1454
  6631. 01:20:05,161 --> 01:20:08,961
  6632. That's what I had to do.
  6633. Suck all the poison out of my life.
  6634.  
  6635. 1455
  6636. 01:20:09,666 --> 01:20:11,224
  6637. I started with Regina,
  6638.  
  6639. 1456
  6640. 01:20:11,434 --> 01:20:13,698
  6641. who was living proof that the more
  6642. people are scared of you,
  6643.  
  6644. 1457
  6645. 01:20:13,903 --> 01:20:15,200
  6646. the more flowers you get.
  6647.  
  6648. 1458
  6649. 01:20:16,406 --> 01:20:17,634
  6650. Then there was Ms. Norbury,
  6651.  
  6652. 1459
  6653. 01:20:17,840 --> 01:20:21,401
  6654. who was living proof that no
  6655. good deed goes unpunished.
  6656.  
  6657. 1460
  6658. 01:20:22,078 --> 01:20:24,569
  6659. Oh, hi. Did you wanna
  6660. buy some drugs?
  6661.  
  6662. 1461
  6663. 01:20:24,781 --> 01:20:28,740
  6664. - I'm just done with my quiz.
  6665. - Wait. I'll grade it right now.
  6666.  
  6667. 1462
  6668. 01:20:33,289 --> 01:20:35,519
  6669. I gotta say, watching the police
  6670. search my house
  6671.  
  6672. 1463
  6673. 01:20:35,725 --> 01:20:39,217
  6674. really was the cherry on top
  6675. of a fantastic year.
  6676.  
  6677. 1464
  6678. 01:20:40,496 --> 01:20:42,987
  6679. How much trouble did you get in
  6680. for telling the truth?
  6681.  
  6682. 1465
  6683. 01:20:43,199 --> 01:20:44,496
  6684. A lot.
  6685.  
  6686. 1466
  6687. 01:20:44,834 --> 01:20:46,358
  6688. You didn't write that whole book
  6689. yourself.
  6690.  
  6691. 1467
  6692. 01:20:46,569 --> 01:20:48,196
  6693. Did you tell Mr. Duvall who else did it?
  6694.  
  6695. 1468
  6696. 01:20:48,971 --> 01:20:50,268
  6697. No, because I'm trying
  6698. this new thing
  6699.  
  6700. 1469
  6701. 01:20:50,473 --> 01:20:52,668
  6702. where I don't talk about people
  6703. behind their backs.
  6704.  
  6705. 1470
  6706. 01:20:53,009 --> 01:20:56,103
  6707. That's all right. Gething hit by a bus
  6708. is pretty good punishment.
  6709.  
  6710. 1471
  6711. 01:20:56,312 --> 01:20:57,574
  6712. Ninety-four.
  6713.  
  6714. 1472
  6715. 01:20:57,780 --> 01:20:59,509
  6716. Welcome back, nerd.
  6717.  
  6718. 1473
  6719. 01:21:00,016 --> 01:21:01,278
  6720. Thanks.
  6721.  
  6722. 1474
  6723. 01:21:02,385 --> 01:21:03,784
  6724. Anyway...
  6725.  
  6726. 1475
  6727. 01:21:04,787 --> 01:21:06,254
  6728. ...l'm sorry.
  6729.  
  6730. 1476
  6731. 01:21:06,456 --> 01:21:07,787
  6732. I forgive you.
  6733.  
  6734. 1477
  6735. 01:21:08,091 --> 01:21:10,423
  6736. But as my own personal
  6737. form of punishment,
  6738.  
  6739. 1478
  6740. 01:21:10,626 --> 01:21:13,026
  6741. I figured out how you're gonna
  6742. earn that extra credit.
  6743.  
  6744. 1479
  6745. 01:21:14,530 --> 01:21:15,963
  6746. What's up?
  6747.  
  6748. 1480
  6749. 01:22:14,490 --> 01:22:17,459
  6750. Excellent. Great turnout this year.
  6751.  
  6752. 1481
  6753. 01:22:24,801 --> 01:22:26,701
  6754. - All right. It's all you.
  6755. - OK.
  6756.  
  6757. 1482
  6758. 01:22:26,903 --> 01:22:28,666
  6759. - Make me look good out there.
  6760. - OK.
  6761.  
  6762. 1483
  6763. 01:22:28,871 --> 01:22:32,170
  6764. Marymount, you sons of bitches.
  6765. You no-good sons of bitches.
  6766.  
  6767. 1484
  6768. 01:22:33,042 --> 01:22:34,600
  6769. - You nervous?
  6770. - Yes.
  6771.  
  6772. 1485
  6773. 01:22:34,811 --> 01:22:38,178
  6774. Don't be. You can do this.
  6775. There's nothing to break your focus,
  6776.  
  6777. 1486
  6778. 01:22:38,381 --> 01:22:40,975
  6779. because not one of those
  6780. Marymount boys is cute.
  6781.  
  6782. 1487
  6783. 01:22:42,852 --> 01:22:44,183
  6784. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
  6785.  
  6786. 1488
  6787. 01:22:44,387 --> 01:22:47,015
  6788. Welcome to the Illinois High School
  6789. Mathletes State Championship.
  6790.  
  6791. 1489
  6792. 01:22:47,223 --> 01:22:50,158
  6793. Let's start the competition.
  6794. Here is the first question.
  6795.  
  6796. 1490
  6797. 01:22:50,593 --> 01:22:53,721
  6798. Twice the larger of two numbers
  6799. is three more than five times
  6800.  
  6801. 1491
  6802. 01:22:53,930 --> 01:22:55,830
  6803. the smaller, and the sum
  6804. of four times the larger
  6805.  
  6806. 1492
  6807. 01:22:56,032 --> 01:22:59,263
  6808. and three times the smaller is 71.
  6809. What are...?
  6810.  
  6811. 1493
  6812. 01:22:59,469 --> 01:23:01,562
  6813. - North Shore?
  6814. - Fourteen and five.
  6815.  
  6816. 1494
  6817. 01:23:01,771 --> 01:23:03,329
  6818. That is correct.
  6819. Question number two.
  6820.  
  6821. 1495
  6822. 01:23:03,539 --> 01:23:06,633
  6823. Find an odd three-digit number
  6824. whose digits add up to 12.
  6825.  
  6826. 1496
  6827. 01:23:06,843 --> 01:23:09,903
  6828. The digits are all different, and the
  6829. difference between the first two digits
  6830.  
  6831. 1497
  6832. 01:23:10,112 --> 01:23:11,443
  6833. equals the difference between...
  6834.  
  6835. 1498
  6836. 01:23:11,647 --> 01:23:13,478
  6837. - Marymount?
  6838. - 741.
  6839.  
  6840. 1499
  6841. 01:23:13,683 --> 01:23:17,016
  6842. - Correct.
  6843. - Shoot. I was really rusty.
  6844.  
  6845. 1500
  6846. 01:23:17,920 --> 01:23:20,548
  6847. - Where's Cady?
  6848. - She went out.
  6849.  
  6850. 1501
  6851. 01:23:20,923 --> 01:23:22,151
  6852. She's grounded.
  6853.  
  6854. 1502
  6855. 01:23:22,825 --> 01:23:24,986
  6856. Are they not allowed out
  6857. when they're grounded?
  6858.  
  6859. 1503
  6860. 01:23:32,034 --> 01:23:35,197
  6861. Don't forget to vote for Spring Fling
  6862. King and Queen, people.
  6863.  
  6864. 1504
  6865. 01:23:35,404 --> 01:23:38,237
  6866. These A-holes will represent you
  6867. for a full calendar year.
  6868.  
  6869. 1505
  6870. 01:23:38,441 --> 01:23:41,706
  6871. I'm gonna vote for Regina George
  6872. because she got hit by that bus.
  6873.  
  6874. 1506
  6875. 01:23:41,911 --> 01:23:45,005
  6876. I'm voting for Cady Heron
  6877. because she pushed her.
  6878.  
  6879. 1507
  6880. 01:23:53,222 --> 01:23:56,589
  6881. She's supposed to be grounded,
  6882. but he let her out.
  6883.  
  6884. 1508
  6885. 01:23:56,859 --> 01:24:00,625
  6886. After 87 minutes of very
  6887. competitive play, we have a tie.
  6888.  
  6889. 1509
  6890. 01:24:00,830 --> 01:24:04,061
  6891. In the event of a tie, we move
  6892. into a sudden-death round.
  6893.  
  6894. 1510
  6895. 01:24:04,267 --> 01:24:07,794
  6896. Each team is given the opportunity
  6897. to choose their opponent.
  6898.  
  6899. 1511
  6900. 01:24:08,204 --> 01:24:11,970
  6901. - North Shore, who do you select?
  6902. - The girl, dude. The girl.
  6903.  
  6904. 1512
  6905. 01:24:12,174 --> 01:24:13,607
  6906. Contestant Krafft.
  6907.  
  6908. 1513
  6909. 01:24:13,843 --> 01:24:17,040
  6910. From Marymount,
  6911. Miss Caroline Krafft.
  6912.  
  6913. 1514
  6914. 01:24:19,849 --> 01:24:21,714
  6915. We pick the girl too.
  6916.  
  6917. 1515
  6918. 01:24:21,951 --> 01:24:24,249
  6919. And from North Shore,
  6920. Miss Cady Heron.
  6921.  
  6922. 1516
  6923. 01:24:24,453 --> 01:24:26,182
  6924. It's Cady.
  6925.  
  6926. 1517
  6927. 01:24:26,622 --> 01:24:28,112
  6928. Oh, my God, that's me.
  6929.  
  6930. 1518
  6931. 01:24:36,365 --> 01:24:39,528
  6932. Miss Caroline Krafft seriously
  6933. needed to pluck her eyebrows.
  6934.  
  6935. 1519
  6936. 01:24:39,735 --> 01:24:44,069
  6937. Her outfit looked like it was picked out
  6938. by a blind Sunday school teacher.
  6939.  
  6940. 1520
  6941. 01:24:44,273 --> 01:24:47,140
  6942. And she had some 99-cent
  6943. lip gloss on her snaggletooth.
  6944.  
  6945. 1521
  6946. 01:24:47,610 --> 01:24:50,511
  6947. And that's when I realized,
  6948. making fun of Caroline Krafft
  6949.  
  6950. 1522
  6951. 01:24:50,713 --> 01:24:53,273
  6952. wouldn't stop her
  6953. from beating me in this contest.
  6954.  
  6955. 1523
  6956. 01:24:53,482 --> 01:24:56,940
  6957. Contestants,
  6958. find the limit of this equation.
  6959.  
  6960. 1524
  6961. 01:24:57,753 --> 01:25:00,187
  6962. Calling somebody else fat
  6963. won't make you any skinnier.
  6964.  
  6965. 1525
  6966. 01:25:00,389 --> 01:25:02,721
  6967. Calling someone stupid
  6968. doesn't make you any smarter.
  6969.  
  6970. 1526
  6971. 01:25:02,925 --> 01:25:06,383
  6972. And ruining Regina George's life
  6973. definitely didn't make me any happier.
  6974.  
  6975. 1527
  6976. 01:25:06,596 --> 01:25:10,032
  6977. All you can do in life is try to solve
  6978. the problem in front of you.
  6979.  
  6980. 1528
  6981. 01:25:11,000 --> 01:25:13,867
  6982. - The limit is negative one.
  6983. - Oh, crap. I lost.
  6984.  
  6985. 1529
  6986. 01:25:14,070 --> 01:25:15,697
  6987. That answer is incorrect.
  6988.  
  6989. 1530
  6990. 01:25:16,505 --> 01:25:19,474
  6991. Now, we are in a sudden death.
  6992. If Miss Heron can answer
  6993.  
  6994. 1531
  6995. 01:25:19,675 --> 01:25:22,701
  6996. this problem correctly,
  6997. we have a winner.
  6998.  
  6999. 1532
  7000. 01:25:22,912 --> 01:25:25,642
  7001. Limits. Why couldn't I remember
  7002. anything about limits?
  7003.  
  7004. 1533
  7005. 01:25:25,848 --> 01:25:28,339
  7006. Limits. That was the week
  7007. Aaron got his hair cut.
  7008.  
  7009. 1534
  7010. 01:25:28,551 --> 01:25:30,951
  7011. Oh, God, he looked so cute.
  7012. OK, focus, Cady.
  7013.  
  7014. 1535
  7015. 01:25:31,153 --> 01:25:33,485
  7016. What was on the board
  7017. behind Aaron's head?
  7018.  
  7019. 1536
  7020. 01:25:34,357 --> 01:25:36,917
  7021. If the limit never approaches
  7022. anything...
  7023.  
  7024. 1537
  7025. 01:25:37,126 --> 01:25:39,151
  7026. The limit does not exist.
  7027.  
  7028. 1538
  7029. 01:25:39,362 --> 01:25:40,693
  7030. The limit does not exist!
  7031.  
  7032. 1539
  7033. 01:25:40,997 --> 01:25:42,862
  7034. Our new state champions,
  7035.  
  7036. 1540
  7037. 01:25:43,065 --> 01:25:45,158
  7038. - the North Shore Mathletes.
  7039. - Yeah!
  7040.  
  7041. 1541
  7042. 01:25:54,944 --> 01:25:56,377
  7043. How do you like me now?
  7044.  
  7045. 1542
  7046. 01:25:56,779 --> 01:26:00,374
  7047. You like that? Yeah!
  7048. Get some! Get some!
  7049.  
  7050. 1543
  7051. 01:26:00,783 --> 01:26:02,978
  7052. Awesome. You went
  7053. with the leather sleeves.
  7054.  
  7055. 1544
  7056. 01:26:03,185 --> 01:26:05,278
  7057. - Africa, you did the damn thing.
  7058. - Thanks.
  7059.  
  7060. 1545
  7061. 01:26:06,756 --> 01:26:08,121
  7062. Thanks, K.G.
  7063.  
  7064. 1546
  7065. 01:26:08,324 --> 01:26:11,555
  7066. We're gonna look so kick-ass
  7067. in these when we roll into Spring Fling.
  7068.  
  7069. 1547
  7070. 01:26:11,761 --> 01:26:13,422
  7071. - Oh, no, I'm not going.
  7072. - What?
  7073.  
  7074. 1548
  7075. 01:26:13,629 --> 01:26:15,324
  7076. Cady, this is your night.
  7077. Don't let the haters
  7078.  
  7079. 1549
  7080. 01:26:15,531 --> 01:26:16,862
  7081. stop you from doing your thang.
  7082.  
  7083. 1550
  7084. 01:26:17,400 --> 01:26:18,890
  7085. Did you just say "thang"?
  7086.  
  7087. 1551
  7088. 01:26:19,101 --> 01:26:20,864
  7089. Cady, you don't have to punish
  7090. yourself forever.
  7091.  
  7092. 1552
  7093. 01:26:21,237 --> 01:26:22,966
  7094. But I'm grounded.
  7095.  
  7096. 1553
  7097. 01:26:23,272 --> 01:26:24,864
  7098. You're already out.
  7099.  
  7100. 1554
  7101. 01:26:35,785 --> 01:26:37,810
  7102. All right, do we have all
  7103. of our nominees
  7104.  
  7105. 1555
  7106. 01:26:38,020 --> 01:26:39,851
  7107. for king and queen on the stage?
  7108.  
  7109. 1556
  7110. 01:26:40,389 --> 01:26:44,792
  7111. OK, good. I just wanted to say
  7112. that you're all winners.
  7113.  
  7114. 1557
  7115. 01:26:45,127 --> 01:26:48,893
  7116. And I could not be happier
  7117. that this school year's ending.
  7118.  
  7119. 1558
  7120. 01:26:49,632 --> 01:26:55,798
  7121. Here we go. The winner
  7122. of the Spring Fling King,
  7123.  
  7124. 1559
  7125. 01:26:56,138 --> 01:26:59,005
  7126. - Shane Oman.
  7127. - Yes!
  7128.  
  7129. 1560
  7130. 01:26:59,375 --> 01:27:01,275
  7131. That's what I'm talking about!
  7132.  
  7133. 1561
  7134. 01:27:04,080 --> 01:27:06,207
  7135. And your Spring Fling Queen,
  7136.  
  7137. 1562
  7138. 01:27:06,682 --> 01:27:08,877
  7139. future co-chair
  7140. of the Student Activities Board
  7141.  
  7142. 1563
  7143. 01:27:09,085 --> 01:27:12,054
  7144. and winner of two gift certificates
  7145.  
  7146. 1564
  7147. 01:27:12,254 --> 01:27:14,245
  7148. to the Walker Brothers
  7149. Pancake House,
  7150.  
  7151. 1565
  7152. 01:27:14,623 --> 01:27:15,988
  7153. Cady Heron.
  7154.  
  7155. 1566
  7156. 01:27:20,663 --> 01:27:22,460
  7157. Where is Cady?
  7158.  
  7159. 1567
  7160. 01:27:24,300 --> 01:27:25,961
  7161. There she is.
  7162.  
  7163. 1568
  7164. 01:27:42,718 --> 01:27:44,208
  7165. Thanks.
  7166.  
  7167. 1569
  7168. 01:27:46,288 --> 01:27:48,688
  7169. Well, half the people in this room
  7170. are mad at me.
  7171.  
  7172. 1570
  7173. 01:27:48,891 --> 01:27:51,792
  7174. And the other half only like me
  7175.  
  7176. 1571
  7177. 01:27:51,994 --> 01:27:55,191
  7178. because they think I pushed
  7179. somebody in front of a bus.
  7180.  
  7181. 1572
  7182. 01:27:55,397 --> 01:27:57,592
  7183. So that's not good.
  7184.  
  7185. 1573
  7186. 01:27:58,067 --> 01:28:00,729
  7187. You know, it's not really required
  7188. of you to make a speech.
  7189.  
  7190. 1574
  7191. 01:28:00,936 --> 01:28:02,870
  7192. I'm almost done, I swear.
  7193.  
  7194. 1575
  7195. 01:28:03,739 --> 01:28:08,642
  7196. To all the people whose feelings
  7197. that got hurt by the Burn Book,
  7198.  
  7199. 1576
  7200. 01:28:09,178 --> 01:28:10,941
  7201. I'm really sorry.
  7202.  
  7203. 1577
  7204. 01:28:12,314 --> 01:28:15,340
  7205. You know, I've never been
  7206. to one of these things before.
  7207.  
  7208. 1578
  7209. 01:28:15,551 --> 01:28:18,884
  7210. And when I think about
  7211. how many people wanted this
  7212.  
  7213. 1579
  7214. 01:28:19,955 --> 01:28:21,946
  7215. and how many people
  7216. cried over it and stuff...
  7217.  
  7218. 1580
  7219. 01:28:23,692 --> 01:28:27,594
  7220. I mean, I think everybody
  7221. looks like royalty tonight.
  7222.  
  7223. 1581
  7224. 01:28:27,797 --> 01:28:31,824
  7225. Look at Jessica Lopez.
  7226. That dress is amazing.
  7227.  
  7228. 1582
  7229. 01:28:32,034 --> 01:28:34,832
  7230. And Emma Gerber, I mean,
  7231. that hairdo must have taken hours,
  7232.  
  7233. 1583
  7234. 01:28:35,037 --> 01:28:36,368
  7235. and you look really pretty.
  7236.  
  7237. 1584
  7238. 01:28:39,141 --> 01:28:40,540
  7239. So...
  7240.  
  7241. 1585
  7242. 01:28:41,343 --> 01:28:43,777
  7243. ...why is everybody stressing
  7244. over this thing?
  7245.  
  7246. 1586
  7247. 01:28:43,979 --> 01:28:48,279
  7248. I mean, it's just plastic.
  7249. Could really just...
  7250.  
  7251. 1587
  7252. 01:28:51,253 --> 01:28:52,584
  7253. Share it.
  7254.  
  7255. 1588
  7256. 01:28:52,922 --> 01:28:57,291
  7257. A piece for Gretchen Wieners,
  7258. a partial Spring Fling Queen.
  7259.  
  7260. 1589
  7261. 01:28:59,695 --> 01:29:01,993
  7262. A piece for Janis Ian.
  7263.  
  7264. 1590
  7265. 01:29:03,599 --> 01:29:06,227
  7266. Seriously, most people
  7267. just take the crown and go.
  7268.  
  7269. 1591
  7270. 01:29:06,435 --> 01:29:08,460
  7271. And a piece for Regina George.
  7272.  
  7273. 1592
  7274. 01:29:08,671 --> 01:29:11,504
  7275. She fractured her spine,
  7276. and she still looks like a rock star.
  7277.  
  7278. 1593
  7279. 01:29:13,976 --> 01:29:15,204
  7280. Thank you.
  7281.  
  7282. 1594
  7283. 01:29:15,411 --> 01:29:17,845
  7284. And some for everybody else.
  7285.  
  7286. 1595
  7287. 01:29:27,756 --> 01:29:29,519
  7288. God, Mr. Duvall, can you wrap it up?
  7289.  
  7290. 1596
  7291. 01:29:30,192 --> 01:29:31,659
  7292. Thanks.
  7293.  
  7294. 1597
  7295. 01:29:32,494 --> 01:29:34,826
  7296. All right, have a good time, everyone.
  7297.  
  7298. 1598
  7299. 01:29:41,837 --> 01:29:43,304
  7300. Look. I'm a queen.
  7301.  
  7302. 1599
  7303. 01:29:43,505 --> 01:29:45,063
  7304. As am I.
  7305.  
  7306. 1600
  7307. 01:29:45,507 --> 01:29:47,634
  7308. - Hey.
  7309. - Hey.
  7310.  
  7311. 1601
  7312. 01:29:48,277 --> 01:29:50,336
  7313. So are we still in a fight?
  7314.  
  7315. 1602
  7316. 01:29:50,546 --> 01:29:52,639
  7317. Are you still an asshole?
  7318.  
  7319. 1603
  7320. 01:29:52,848 --> 01:29:54,076
  7321. I don't think so.
  7322.  
  7323. 1604
  7324. 01:29:54,283 --> 01:29:56,274
  7325. Well, then I guess we're OK.
  7326.  
  7327. 1605
  7328. 01:29:56,619 --> 01:29:58,450
  7329. Oh, my God, I love this song!
  7330.  
  7331. 1606
  7332. 01:29:58,654 --> 01:29:59,780
  7333. I hate this song.
  7334.  
  7335. 1607
  7336. 01:29:59,989 --> 01:30:01,820
  7337. I know this song!
  7338.  
  7339. 1608
  7340. 01:30:03,025 --> 01:30:05,220
  7341. Man candy, stage right.
  7342.  
  7343. 1609
  7344. 01:30:07,897 --> 01:30:10,798
  7345. - Hey, what's up?
  7346. - Hey. Didn't think you'd make it.
  7347.  
  7348. 1610
  7349. 01:30:13,068 --> 01:30:16,333
  7350. On behalf of the senior class, I'd like to
  7351. present you with two gift certificates...
  7352.  
  7353. 1611
  7354. 01:30:16,538 --> 01:30:18,233
  7355. - Thanks, sucker.
  7356. - Yo, peace.
  7357.  
  7358. 1612
  7359. 01:30:19,975 --> 01:30:23,240
  7360. One gift certificate to
  7361. the Walker Brothers Pancake House.
  7362.  
  7363. 1613
  7364. 01:30:23,679 --> 01:30:25,476
  7365. Thank you.
  7366.  
  7367. 1614
  7368. 01:30:29,919 --> 01:30:31,887
  7369. Congratulations on winning State.
  7370.  
  7371. 1615
  7372. 01:30:33,055 --> 01:30:34,682
  7373. I was so nervous.
  7374. They made us do limits.
  7375.  
  7376. 1616
  7377. 01:30:34,890 --> 01:30:36,619
  7378. I thought I was gonna hurl.
  7379.  
  7380. 1617
  7381. 01:30:36,825 --> 01:30:39,089
  7382. - How's your stomach now?
  7383. - It's fine.
  7384.  
  7385. 1618
  7386. 01:30:39,295 --> 01:30:42,128
  7387. - Do you feel nauseous at all?
  7388. - No.
  7389.  
  7390. 1619
  7391. 01:30:42,331 --> 01:30:44,060
  7392. - Have you been drinking?
  7393. - No.
  7394.  
  7395. 1620
  7396. 01:30:44,667 --> 01:30:45,895
  7397. OK.
  7398.  
  7399. 1621
  7400. 01:30:46,101 --> 01:30:47,329
  7401. Grool.
  7402.  
  7403. 1622
  7404. 01:31:12,594 --> 01:31:13,959
  7405. No.
  7406.  
  7407. 1623
  7408. 01:31:15,864 --> 01:31:18,526
  7409. - What's up?
  7410. - Can I help you?
  7411.  
  7412. 1624
  7413. 01:31:19,168 --> 01:31:20,635
  7414. You Puerto Rican?
  7415.  
  7416. 1625
  7417. 01:31:20,836 --> 01:31:22,394
  7418. Lebanese.
  7419.  
  7420. 1626
  7421. 01:31:22,604 --> 01:31:24,128
  7422. I feel that.
  7423.  
  7424. 1627
  7425. 01:31:39,521 --> 01:31:42,115
  7426. In case you're wondering,
  7427. The Plastics broke up.
  7428.  
  7429. 1628
  7430. 01:31:42,324 --> 01:31:44,417
  7431. Regina's spine healed,
  7432. and her physical therapist
  7433.  
  7434. 1629
  7435. 01:31:44,626 --> 01:31:46,924
  7436. taught her to channel
  7437. all her rage into sports.
  7438.  
  7439. 1630
  7440. 01:31:51,900 --> 01:31:54,596
  7441. It was perfect because
  7442. the jock girls weren't afraid of her.
  7443.  
  7444. 1631
  7445. 01:31:58,907 --> 01:32:02,434
  7446. Karen used her special talents to do
  7447. the morning weather announcements.
  7448.  
  7449. 1632
  7450. 01:32:02,644 --> 01:32:06,045
  7451. Hi. This is Karen Smith.
  7452. It's 68 degrees,
  7453.  
  7454. 1633
  7455. 01:32:06,248 --> 01:32:10,480
  7456. and there's a 30 percent chance
  7457. that it's already raining.
  7458.  
  7459. 1634
  7460. 01:32:11,353 --> 01:32:13,184
  7461. And Gretchen found herself
  7462. a new clique
  7463.  
  7464. 1635
  7465. 01:32:13,389 --> 01:32:15,050
  7466. and a new queen bee to serve.
  7467.  
  7468. 1636
  7469. 01:32:19,995 --> 01:32:23,294
  7470. Aaron went to Northwestern,
  7471. so I still get to see him on weekends.
  7472.  
  7473. 1637
  7474. 01:32:23,499 --> 01:32:24,466
  7475. And me?
  7476.  
  7477. 1638
  7478. 01:32:24,666 --> 01:32:27,328
  7479. I had gone from home-schooled
  7480. jungle freak to shiny Plastic
  7481.  
  7482. 1639
  7483. 01:32:27,536 --> 01:32:30,630
  7484. to most hated person in the world
  7485. to actual human being.
  7486.  
  7487. 1640
  7488. 01:32:30,839 --> 01:32:32,067
  7489. Hey.
  7490.  
  7491. 1641
  7492. 01:32:32,508 --> 01:32:36,308
  7493. All the drama from last year
  7494. just wasn't important anymore.
  7495.  
  7496. 1642
  7497. 01:32:36,512 --> 01:32:40,312
  7498. School used to be like a shark tank,
  7499. but now I could just float.
  7500.  
  7501. 1643
  7502. 01:32:40,516 --> 01:32:41,744
  7503. Regina.
  7504.  
  7505. 1644
  7506. 01:32:41,950 --> 01:32:44,475
  7507. Finally, Girl World was at peace.
  7508.  
  7509. 1645
  7510. 01:32:46,555 --> 01:32:50,616
  7511. Hey, check it out. Junior Plastics.
  7512.  
  7513. 1646
  7514. 01:32:50,826 --> 01:32:54,193
  7515. And if any freshmen
  7516. tried to disturb that peace...
  7517.  
  7518. 1647
  7519. 01:32:54,396 --> 01:32:57,388
  7520. Well, let's just say we knew
  7521. how to take care of it.
  7522.  
  7523. 1648
  7524. 01:33:03,338 --> 01:33:04,965
  7525. Just kidding.
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