twitch.tv/stereotonetim 2017-11-07 [03:57] - 6cc20835-3b39-49e0-a1c9-2d11b4b39a20.mpeg

[03:57:49] farjuan: This isnt sonic forces
[03:57:50] rickeon: who goes to bed at 11
[03:57:57] zomgqwert: You've activated my trap card
[03:58:02] killing_moon: timWagon timNotfound timNotfound
[03:58:16] lucasnator2: Im an adult. I can stay up all night drinking and eating candy while watching a man also not sleep and do math in a video game
[03:58:28] diggleshut: hey im' in game
[03:58:29] diggleshut: 1 sec
[03:58:41] shimmerfairy: what just ended?
[03:58:47] lucasnator2: how far did they go
[03:58:49] farjuan: Did you watch the movie from last year where kaiba goes back in time to duel the pharo?
[03:58:50] anony54: go join up with tim
[03:58:59] luna_moona: n timOh
[03:59:42] link2006: yay more golf
[03:59:50] diggleshut: ok Im' safe for a little bit
[03:59:51] jencis0: finally. Mário Golf
[03:59:51] diggleshut: what's up luna
[03:59:57] diggleshut: the rain makes it so hard to use sound
[04:00:00] diggleshut: to find people
[04:00:07] diggleshut: I swear they make it sound like footsteps on purpose
[04:00:11] luna_moona: oh hi
[04:00:20] diggleshut: yeah bryant I got the esd bag
[04:00:23] diggleshut: I had one in my house all along
[04:00:26] lucasnator2: why not try some mini golf
[04:00:29] luna_moona: diggle did you send your motherboard back yet
[04:00:31] diggleshut: oh is tim playing pubg finally no more warped mario golf
[04:00:34] diggleshut: no but I have an ESD bag now
[04:00:37] tttomato: is this the 64 one
[04:00:37] diggleshut: first step
[04:00:42] kevin1760: sup fool timClip
[04:00:45] jmleleven: golf story 2 is looking very different
[04:00:46] rickeon: is mario as good as wario
[04:00:48] azusa19: the classic maro whistle
[04:00:48] luna_moona: you're stalling
[04:00:57] shimmerfairy: If Tim's emulator is like mine, mini-golf is almost impossible.
[04:01:00] jencis0: Mário looks very pale. Almost like the singer of the Cure
[04:01:19] diggleshut: survey says
[04:01:21] diggleshut: you are correct
[04:01:27] lucasnator2: hes to tan for that
[04:01:31] luna_moona: next you'll delay because you need styrofoam or other packing material
[04:01:35] luna_moona: then you'll be out of tape
[04:01:37] luna_moona: and you forgot to get a box
[04:01:46] luna_moona: oh yeah, gotta print out that shipping label
[04:01:49] pinguino: ooooooooo
[04:01:54] luna_moona: lazyshut
[04:01:58] link2006: what
[04:02:01] jencis0: wow
[04:02:02] diggleshut: the rma part is what i'm dreading
[04:02:05] diggleshut: brb under fire
[04:02:15] link2006: WOW
[04:02:17] koolman9921: Mario has that mathematical equation down
[04:02:19] jon_sklx: NICE
[04:02:19] kevin1760: Put a little english on it
[04:02:21] link2006: Good job Tim
[04:02:27] lea_clea: Nice
[04:02:29] tininsteelian: nice shot!
[04:02:34] luna_moona: diggle stop[ being such a wimp and file that RMA
[04:02:42] luna_moona: the warranty will be expired by the time yoiu get around to it
[04:03:08] jencis0: Nice On!
[04:03:09] yczm: Uh, Tim I believe that it would be a touch down
[04:03:14] tttomato: pitch
[04:03:15] pinguino: pitching wedge
[04:03:15] kevin1760: Pitching wedge
[04:03:16] tininsteelian: pitching wedge
[04:03:22] azusa19: poop wedge
[04:03:29] koolman9921: Noice
[04:03:33] basssic: Nice shot
[04:03:33] jencis0: Painting With by Animal Collective
[04:03:33] tttomato: not in the sand
[04:03:36] johnnymaq: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B075473F8Y
[04:03:43] basssic: *in mario voice* you can't do it kid
[04:03:43] johnnymaq: always on the lookout
[04:03:47] koolman9921: Might as well use a driver
[04:03:54] pinguino: when you want to go shorter than an iron but longer than a putter
[04:04:58] johnnymaq: i'd have to unpack everything again i think
[04:05:28] koolman9921: That's not how golf works
[04:05:32] skygtr350: NICE SHOT
[04:05:33] tttomato: i believe wedges are to hit the ball higher
[04:05:35] diggleshut: BETTER NOT BE
[04:05:40] tttomato: because they are angled differently
[04:05:40] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: hi
[04:05:41] pinguino: do you know how golf clubs work
[04:05:43] bryantzuki: I would love that
[04:05:44] luna_moona: well JUST DO IT
[04:05:53] pinguino: you realize there are several different irons right
[04:05:54] bryantzuki: Warranty expired 11/1/17
[04:05:55] bryantzuki: ahahahaha
[04:05:57] bryantzuki: HAAHAHAHAH
[04:06:04] pinguino: they are numbered
[04:06:12] jencis0: one is made with dragon scales
[04:06:16] lucasnator2: Just use a putter and hit it really hard
[04:06:22] pinguino: They let you take them along so might as well
[04:06:25] reaiputin: hit the ball in the hole
[04:06:25] willster132: if you collect all 7 you can ask the golf dragon for a wish
[04:06:40] jencis0: use an Iron Putter
[04:06:41] diggleshut: I didn't know I had an esd bag
[04:06:44] diggleshut: so I will probaby tomorrow
[04:06:45] diggleshut: start the thing
[04:06:50] diggleshut: 1 sec game
[04:06:56] shimmerfairy: IIRC there are some variations on golf where you carry a limited number of clubs, so they're not all STRICTLY necessary.
[04:06:58] luna_moona: digglelie
[04:07:17] willster132: did you ever finish modding the files?
[04:07:19] amarok26: please don't pretend like a 5 iron and a 5.5 iron are the same
[04:07:20] kevin1760: Honestly when I go golfing irl, I only use like 3-4 different clubs
[04:07:26] link2006: LUL
[04:07:38] lucasnator2: I dont think the human body is good enough for that precision
[04:07:51] lucasnator2: its easier to hit a 5 real hard then a 6 a little hard
[04:07:55] skygtr350: E A G L E
[04:07:55] pinguino: let's go golfing
[04:08:07] willster132: just dropping in to say hi, I need to study so Im leaving
[04:08:12] rickeon: are you eating them frozen
[04:08:15] toastlogic: ive never gone real golfing
[04:08:15] koolman9921: Golfing IRL stream when?
[04:08:21] basssic: i want some frozen oven french fries
[04:08:22] lucasnator2: I honestly thought you were gonna eat them cold
[04:08:24] toastlogic: only put put
[04:08:24] raynor_ex: i'm gonna get my grandpa and uncle and cousin to take you golfing
[04:08:31] link2006: wait can you Hold in one this
[04:08:32] pinguino: dude can you stream IRL golf on twitch
[04:08:35] pinguino: I would do that
[04:08:38] lucasnator2: atleast its actual food this time
[04:08:39] kevin1760: Frozen fries aka Potato Popsicles
[04:08:39] link2006: hole in one this
[04:08:41] shimmerfairy: I hope you tried that when you were 8, and not earlier today.
[04:08:56] azusa19: people stream fishing
[04:08:59] johnkilo3: how goes the FF sound project?
[04:09:02] skygtr350: CHIP IN
[04:09:04] link2006: too far right though
[04:09:13] hhthe3rd: Push
[04:09:18] koolman9921: Too far away
[04:09:40] raynor_ex: because you want to pick up chunks of the turf
[04:09:41] kevin1760: nice everything
[04:09:42] pinguino: putting a ball through not-green is hard
[04:09:42] zomgqwert: nice nice
[04:09:43] skygtr350: NICE TOUCH
[04:10:04] sockpuppets: which TV type had this look and why?
[04:10:20] rickeon: no tv ever looked like this
[04:10:22] wryght: theres that giant robot golf
[04:10:25] jencis0: tvs from back in the day
[04:10:27] basssic: all crt's looked like this actually
[04:10:27] zomgqwert: ones in a magnet factory
[04:10:30] turnsie: Do you not stream by pointing a camera at your TV?
[04:10:53] link2006: 100ft golf ?
[04:11:00] amarok26: knowing Tim its some kind of complicated setup that took way too long
[04:11:03] kevin1760: Excellent
[04:11:07] skygtr350: EXCELLENT
[04:11:11] skygtr350: CHIP IN
[04:11:17] kevin1760: Excellent!
[04:11:36] sockpuppets: it's am emulator called Retroarch, that allows you to put shaders on the emulation to give various old school effects
[04:11:36] johnkilo3: This seems like something you would appreciate, Tim https://youtu.be/myJA9BcgB6Q
[04:11:38] link2006: almost chip in
[04:11:39] azusa19: marios fingers are very blocky
[04:11:43] kawaiichouchou: Mario's a limelight stealer confirmed
[04:11:49] diggleshut: lol
[04:11:50] slice919: just save scum again :^)
[04:11:55] diggleshut: I'm not a big fan of the rain in pubg
[04:11:57] diggleshut: might as well play with the sound off
[04:12:01] sobeman1: tim you should play through all the mario golfs in chronological order
[04:12:03] iggzy: Mario is a man so I think he hits it 25% harder. Glass ceiling and all
[04:12:03] rickeon: when are you going to get those 50 birdies to get maple
[04:12:04] zomgqwert: this music reminds me of a training video for something
[04:12:14] azusa19: tim has never save scum in his life
[04:12:19] link2006: this music sounds
[04:12:21] link2006: super 90s
[04:12:31] johnnymaq: yeah i only saved the midis, dont even have the game anymore
[04:12:35] shimmerfairy: dormie music is best music
[04:13:05] rickeon: ask mario to save you
[04:13:05] marstehpants: Is this just the CRT screen appearance or is there any other mods in play?
[04:13:07] skygtr350: timOh
[04:13:10] link2006: timOh
[04:13:18] toastlogic: anyone here heard of the game gubber?
[04:13:23] safetystick: Tim I got a D- on my math midterm, am I already dead
[04:13:31] toastlogic: rip
[04:13:39] basssic: heard of gubble not gubber
[04:13:44] santanadvxfan: timBoogie
[04:14:00] skygtr350: E A G L E
[04:14:06] rickeon: just play as wario
[04:14:07] shimmerfairy: regal eagle
[04:14:08] pinguino: reagle
[04:14:11] rickeon: you enslaved wario for a reason
[04:14:12] toastlogic: wait the game is called gubble
[04:14:19] basssic: gubble 2 zymbot quest baby
[04:14:24] rickeon: peach beat wario, so if wario beats mario it's a peach victory
[04:14:25] basssic: gubble 4 life
[04:14:27] safetystick: sounds D:
[04:14:30] toastlogic: haven't played 2 yet
[04:14:39] basssic: haven't played it since i was like 5 lol
[04:14:49] kevin1760: I smell fries
[04:14:55] skygtr350: timOh
[04:14:57] wingsofjanitor: Oh god I thought that was in my house
[04:15:08] toastlogic: i had a friend mention it to me today so i decided to play it a little bit
[04:15:15] safetystick: That's fine
[04:15:25] safetystick: As long as you share the fries once you
[04:15:26] pinguino: im in ur base eatin ur fries
[04:15:28] safetystick: are done
[04:15:31] basssic: who the fuck remembers gubble... of all games
[04:15:41] toastlogic: no idea
[04:15:53] skygtr350: Gubble LUL
[04:15:54] monochrome_jones: gubble is the best game
[04:16:01] safetystick: ah yes good ol GUBBLE, right next to MARIO and WAVERACER 64
[04:16:03] jmleleven: it is a game, exactly like mean bean machine
[04:16:09] toastlogic: gubble is a pretty good puzzle game
[04:16:10] monochrome_jones: its like pac man meets game of thrones
[04:16:11] skygtr350: http://www.gubble.com/
[04:16:14] basssic: they localized puyo as gubble in europe
[04:16:42] link2006: skygtr350 oh god didn't tininsteelian play this
[04:16:50] link2006: or was it someone else
[04:16:54] safetystick: From the designer and programmer of Atari's arcade classic Crystal CastlesFrom classic arcade legends Eric Ginner, Mark Robichek and Franz Lanzinger, GUBBLE HD!~"
[04:16:54] kawaiichouchou: nice invisible approach
[04:17:18] skygtr350: save scum for a hole in one
[04:17:24] link2006: might have been joel or vinny idk actually
[04:17:28] safetystick: OH MAN REAL MATH
[04:17:30] basssic: game grumps played it
[04:17:49] link2006: what
[04:17:51] safetystick: This is easy trig :(
[04:17:51] toastlogic: i never really got into game grumps
[04:17:56] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: im scared
[04:18:03] basssic: i don't watch gg i just know that through osmosis
[04:18:05] tttomato: game grumps is a bunch of yelling
[04:18:05] skygtr350: cirThink
[04:18:08] ilissos: Super Mario String Theory
[04:18:13] kawaiichouchou: hold on, lemme get my graphing calculator
[04:18:28] 0bservants: dont forget to factor in friction
[04:18:33] koolman9921: Just do trial and error
[04:18:35] link2006: oh god
[04:18:37] iggzy: usually Mario just has to fight a fat dinosaur to get it in the hole
[04:18:43] shimmerfairy: don't forget that wind is meters, but everything else is ft. and yards.
[04:18:44] azusa19: your assuming mario golf actually gets the math right
[04:18:44] rickeon: don't forget the random deviation when you hit the ball
[04:18:45] link2006: i would just savestate and redo it until i got it right
[04:18:45] safetystick: Tim I doubt this math will give you a hole in 1
[04:18:54] inbunn: hi Tim!
[04:18:59] koolman9921: Let him believe
[04:18:59] link2006: also yeah N64 math might have some shortcomings
[04:19:02] inbunn: I hope you've had a good day today
[04:19:04] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: this is the scariest thing tim has ever done on stream
[04:19:11] jencis0: don't forget the angle at which you hit the ball! it matters too!
[04:19:13] shimmerfairy: N64 has floats like anyone else
[04:19:21] koolman9921: Dont forget power
[04:19:35] tangy_gnat: xd
[04:19:41] rickeon: just hit it to the right of where mario hit it
[04:19:52] safetystick: perfect
[04:20:03] basssic: you did the math just to eyeball it?
[04:20:06] skygtr350: cirThink
[04:20:23] safetystick: 🤔
[04:20:25] koolman9921: timNotfound
[04:20:29] inbunn: Tims a nerd
[04:20:37] rickeon: I think it's too far left
[04:20:38] safetystick: IM BETTING MY LIFE ON THIS SHOT
[04:20:41] skygtr350: S A V E S C U M
[04:20:48] gashapon: Is the wind speed 15m/s?
[04:20:54] safetystick: LOOK AT THAT MATH
[04:20:57] sobeman1: https://twitter.com/prozdkp/status/927636783558463488
[04:20:57] safetystick: IM DEAD
[04:20:59] tttomato: only 13 ft
[04:20:59] kawaiichouchou: close-ish
[04:20:59] skygtr350: NICE ON
[04:21:03] 0bservants: timOh
[04:21:04] basssic: nice one
[04:21:05] inbunn: that's what you get for eyeballing it
[04:21:11] shimmerfairy: yards and meters
[04:21:14] ethernetseeds: wind should be MPH
[04:21:16] bryantzuki: the game plays best with the diggle AI off.
[04:21:17] safetystick: OH OF COURSE, you just did the math wrong :)
[04:21:26] link2006: It's different Units why
[04:21:32] safetystick: 1.09 D:
[04:21:39] safetystick: 1.09 =/= 1.1
[04:21:46] toastlogic: i haven't had an intelligent thought all day my brain hurts
[04:21:47] ethernetseeds: it's definitely mph
[04:21:52] link2006: 1.1 is exponentially bigger than 1.09 so pls
[04:21:55] ethernetseeds: 1760 yards in 1 mile
[04:21:58] tttomato: if its mph why would they put m
[04:22:01] rickeon: he's just going to mime doing math for a bit then adjust it based on the previous hit
[04:22:04] shimmerfairy: m is meters, mi would be miles
[04:22:07] safetystick: 15 MILES
[04:22:11] safetystick: HAHA
[04:22:15] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: fuck broh im hungry boy..
[04:22:18] inbunn: m is meters, mi is miles
[04:22:20] kawaiichouchou: then why isn't it abbreviated as mi?
[04:22:20] rickeon: there's about 15 miles of wind.
[04:22:25] gashapon: It’s a Japanese game so it’s probably meters
[04:22:34] johnnymaq: 15 megawatts
[04:22:36] ethernetseeds: but the golf is in yards
[04:22:44] tttomato: uhh
[04:22:45] kawaiichouchou: 15 marios, obviously
[04:22:48] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: tim if ur trying to teach me the GRE math it's not working
[04:22:52] gashapon: Unless they translated the wind units
[04:22:59] safetystick: nubs PunOko
[04:23:04] kevin1760: This is actually the SAT prep stream
[04:23:23] rickeon: don't forget you randomly get 98-100% of the power
[04:23:26] mishmishaa_: wind gets measured in km not m
[04:23:30] inbunn: 15ʍᴉup
[04:23:30] toastlogic: in that case thanks tim i needed this
[04:23:34] link2006: OH WOW
[04:23:36] ilissos: Holy Shit
[04:23:38] kevin1760: nublets timClip
[04:23:38] skygtr350: NICE ON
[04:23:39] pinguino: calculated
[04:23:40] link2006: THE MATH
[04:23:41] shimmerfairy: YOU DID THE MATH
[04:23:41] safetystick: THE NUBLETS WERE OFF PunOko
[04:23:43] wryght: THE MATH WORKED
[04:23:45] pete5506: Re do it
[04:23:46] flamin_b: Dang nublets!
[04:23:48] kawaiichouchou: try again D:
[04:23:50] pete5506: get the hole in one
[04:24:03] tttomato: what
[04:24:04] ethernetseeds: https://www.gamefaqs.com/n64/197859-mario-golf/faqs/3648 <-- this says it's MPH
[04:24:05] safetystick: HORRIBLE NUBLETS OFF
[04:24:08] link2006: now it's too hard LUL
[04:24:11] rickeon: there's a lot of randomness I think
[04:24:18] tttomato: i guess it had more time in the wind?
[04:24:25] toastlogic: i havent taken the sat this year yet
[04:24:37] 0bservants: maybe it hit a slope on the green?
[04:24:49] safetystick: As someone who's taken both, ACT > SAT
[04:24:51] link2006: yeah i think they put some randomness in some maths
[04:25:00] tttomato: act was easier than the sat
[04:25:01] kevin1760: You need to account for the time it spends in the air it is effected by the wind
[04:25:03] diggleshut: of course I get a 2x 4x and 8x scope on a fog map
[04:25:08] tttomato: but i only took them once each
[04:25:16] gashapon: The wind is slightly at an angle
[04:25:25] link2006: SO CLOSE
[04:25:28] kawaiichouchou: keep getting closer
[04:25:30] toastlogic: ill probably take both act and sat
[04:25:40] rickeon: the math you were doing made a lot of assumptions that I'm not sure are true
[04:25:44] ethernetseeds: how are you getting the wind angle?
[04:25:49] safetystick: component vectors dont account for the NUBLETSS PunOko
[04:25:49] jencis0: let's say the wind direction is dynamic while the ball is in the air
[04:26:11] rickeon: it's in the air longer when you hit it harder
[04:26:12] link2006: move it right like 2 pixels
[04:26:13] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: it's a video game we're close as we can get to a vaccuum
[04:26:14] wingsofjanitor: a vacuum with wind vectors 🤔
[04:26:21] shimmerfairy: Golfing in a vacuum with spherical clubs.
[04:26:23] safetystick: never the right nublets FeelsBadMan
[04:26:43] marstehpants: Spin on the ball?
[04:26:43] killing_moon: but Tim, can you ever possibly factor..... THE HEART OF THE BALLS?
[04:26:49] erzarus: Is this like a Dyson vacuum?
[04:26:50] rickeon: hit the side of the golf ball to spin it
[04:26:50] wingsofjanitor: Nii-san?
[04:26:51] wryght: could you use something to slow the frames to get an exact hit?
[04:26:54] rickeon: so it goes into the hole
[04:27:03] safetystick: fries are fried?
[04:27:05] noisecrush: ding, fries are done
[04:27:24] kevin1760: doot
[04:27:38] inbunn: I'm sorry it didn't work
[04:27:45] safetystick: Awesome, I love considering this screen :)
[04:28:02] mishmishaa_: Tim what do you put on your fries??
[04:28:03] kevin1760: I think TIm hasn't considered the variable f for fries
[04:28:31] fennecwf: hey tim, welcome back
[04:28:34] safetystick: dead
[04:28:39] safetystick: RIP
[04:28:40] fennecwf: furretHi
[04:28:43] basssic: oven fries asmr
[04:28:47] basssic: crash bang
[04:28:47] toastlogic: eat = fries^munch
[04:28:51] tttomato: i typed in b on my address bar and boyz2dads.org came up timOh
[04:28:57] kevin1760: timOh
[04:29:00] safetystick: ;)
[04:29:02] link2006: timOh
[04:29:05] wingsofjanitor: ugh I'm picturing Tim as that chick from the canadian commercial holding the full pot of hot grease
[04:29:06] koolman9921: Theyre probably tofu fries
[04:29:16] 0bservants: i am making food in the oven too, tim are we best friends??
[04:29:25] jencis0: food review time???
[04:29:30] link2006: also my b leads to backpack; a site for values of TF2 items
[04:29:31] dehumanization: tofu fries tossed in soylent
[04:29:31] tttomato: wait when did these get made timBin timQR
[04:29:42] sungiant_: few weeks ago
[04:29:43] lowqualitywallet: pubg plays best when the game's not running
[04:29:43] demoniccat4: Before sonic
[04:29:43] raynor_ex: no, regular celtic guardian is pretty pathetic
[04:29:49] safetystick: HOLE IN OH
[04:29:51] kevin1760: Hole in timOh
[04:29:52] skygtr350: Hole in timOh
[04:29:53] pinguino: Hole in 0
[04:30:03] safetystick: THE NUBLETS
[04:30:04] kevin1760: that was close
[04:30:05] skygtr350: LuL
[04:30:05] toastlogic: mail me some fries tim
[04:30:05] link2006: SO CLOSE
[04:30:12] pinguino: have faith in the nublets
[04:30:18] pinguino: believe in the heart of the nublets
[04:30:21] kevin1760: EXCELLENT
[04:30:23] link2006: NO
[04:30:23] shimmerfairy: Yeah, I think the windspeed is confusingly in mph
[04:30:26] tttomato: timNotfound
[04:30:26] 0bservants: timMrBones
[04:30:27] safetystick: YOU FAILED THE NUBLETS
[04:30:30] skygtr350: danBaited
[04:30:30] wind6: Man if you had just nubbed your nublets right
[04:30:49] safetystick: mario =/= peace PunOko
[04:30:52] safetystick: peach*
[04:30:52] link2006: can we math again but assuming mph wind
[04:30:55] toastlogic: nubbles
[04:31:02] gashapon: I think this may help you Tim: https://www.grc.nasa.gov/www/k-12/airplane/dragsphere.html
[04:31:11] zomgqwert: belive in the heart of the nubblets
[04:31:12] sungiant_: is the qr code still ken penders
[04:31:26] safetystick: DO THE MATH TIM
[04:31:30] sungiant_: 🤔
[04:31:34] tttomato: gamefaqs says the wind is in miles per hour
[04:31:35] link2006: 🤔
[04:31:35] rebcart: did you find the jecht lines
[04:31:36] killing_moon: Miles Prower?
[04:31:41] 0bservants: its amazing they managed to make those 7 triangles look like mario. N64 is a beautiful platform
[04:31:48] safetystick: probably model 3
[04:32:15] sungiant_: math is for nerds anyways
[04:32:17] gashapon: Yeah it’s most likely mph
[04:32:18] lokiry: nice mee
[04:32:20] smoothasskiwi: Wow so this is the new Mario? the graphics look great
[04:32:20] lokiry: m
[04:32:33] smoothasskiwi: really interesting new gameplay features
[04:32:37] safetystick: def gonna be MPH
[04:32:53] nbtl: is this mario odyssey
[04:32:57] safetystick: also change the multiplication to not be rounded at 1.1
[04:32:58] toastlogic: yes
[04:33:02] 0bservants: would have been amazing if they included a mario golf mechanic in odyssey
[04:33:06] jencis0: this is better actually
[04:33:17] skygtr350: 📝 cirISee
[04:33:30] deydath: CIRNO SUBS cirREE
[04:33:32] kitsune1324: You've gotta play the new Mario Sonic Rio golf game...it has Sonic
[04:33:32] safetystick: OMG
[04:33:47] kevin1760: Count the frames the ball is travelling and divide by the distance travelled
[04:33:47] smoothasskiwi: Hit the ball - Time it - Measure Distance
[04:33:50] smoothasskiwi: easy
[04:33:58] sungiant_: i mean high school math goes from geometry to calculus
[04:34:02] link2006: It was super close tho
[04:34:04] skygtr350: CHIP IN
[04:34:06] safetystick: That's okay, I just took the same level math for a college course a couple quarters ago and I forgot all of it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
[04:34:12] sungiant_: ask me if i know concurrent angles still
[04:34:13] link2006: WOW
[04:34:14] sungiant_: i do
[04:34:15] skygtr350: CALLED IT LuL
[04:34:18] link2006: Mario LUL
[04:34:20] shimmerfairy: look up top speeds for the clubs in real life
[04:34:22] kawaiichouchou: mario is such a cheater
[04:34:24] zomgqwert: mario did the math
[04:34:35] safetystick: Yeah
[04:34:40] safetystick: This is real math, Tim
[04:34:45] sungiant_: yes tim use your brain
[04:34:46] smoothasskiwi: Science sometimes requires you to get your hands dirty Tim.
[04:34:49] safetystick: You have to do lotsa work that no one wants to do :<
[04:34:58] smoothasskiwi: you think Darwin didn't have murder tortoises?
[04:34:59] kevin1760: Don't forget to account for friction from wind resistance
[04:35:00] sungiant_: its not even hard math you dweeb
[04:35:06] smoothasskiwi: *to
[04:35:16] sungiant_: fuck wind resistance it doesnt exist
[04:35:24] kevin1760: you don't exist
[04:35:26] darkstorm5951: Do it at 0 wind though
[04:35:28] safetystick: i dont exist
[04:35:38] smoothasskiwi: None of this 'about' bullshit. Get out a stopwatch
[04:35:43] sungiant_: fake news brought up by Big Wind
[04:35:48] safetystick: TOO MUCH WIND D:
[04:35:53] nbtl: Are you accounting for the moon's gravitational pull on the object?
[04:36:03] gashapon: Gotta bust out Newton’s laws of motion
[04:36:08] rickeon: you need to count the frames in the recording to be accurate
[04:36:18] safetystick: mario golf MATHEMATICA
[04:36:24] smoothasskiwi: You are a scientific trailblazer Tim
[04:36:51] sungiant_: imagine being this big of a nerd
[04:36:54] skygtr350: 📝 cirISee
[04:37:00] somersault_: gotta account for input delay
[04:37:09] safetystick: this video with 175 views deserves more
[04:37:17] noisecrush: make sure you factor in pepsi gravatitional fields
[04:37:25] link2006: ohgod actual math
[04:37:25] rickeon: I'm pretty sure any level of precision you'd be able to calculate this at is going to be dominated by the random factors when you hit the ball
[04:37:30] flaminx: oh
[04:37:30] azusa19: oh god
[04:37:30] koolman9921: timOh Theres actual science behind this
[04:37:35] flaminx: he has a white board
[04:37:36] safetystick: HE HE HE
[04:37:39] sungiant_: this is someones high shool project
[04:37:41] kawaiichouchou: i thought i liked math, but apparently, i don't like it enough
[04:37:45] pinguino: make sure the ball is QPU aligned
[04:37:46] rosaagustina: There is something about Mario Golf, getting a point of reference of the grid and translating into a shot is very obtuse
[04:38:00] wingsofjanitor: For the purpose of this video, I'm not actually going to explain anything
[04:38:06] hunniepun: timmmm mehdiWHOA /
[04:38:11] sungiant_: people who dont right straight on boards are bad people
[04:38:24] rebcart: "so what have we learned?" mario golf is a fun game
[04:38:28] safetystick: Napkin math can always be NEAR an answer
[04:38:53] sungiant_: right..
[04:38:55] flaminx: then speedrun
[04:39:02] flaminx: Become the new record holder
[04:39:07] wind6: He is having a scuttlebug jamboree though. That's a big part of it.
[04:39:12] gashapon: Have you seen the TAS videos of Mario golf?
[04:39:25] link2006: But the TAS is just that, a TAS
[04:39:26] rickeon: I mean he's playing better than you and taking a quarter of a second to line up his shots
[04:39:26] smoothasskiwi: I say the same thing about NBA players... I can do all the same things... just not as quickly, or with as much reliability
[04:39:36] safetystick: Tool assisted is frame by frame
[04:39:41] rebcart: the tas is probably hole in one every time
[04:39:41] safetystick: so if it isnt hole in one what's the point
[04:39:41] flaminx: I better see you at AGDQ 2018
[04:39:42] smoothasskiwi: so i should pretty much be in the NBA
[04:39:45] johnnymaq: doing a million holes is the problem here
[04:39:47] ethernetseeds: watch the TAS
[04:39:54] gashapon: It’s just amusing the see hole in one after hole in one
[04:40:08] kawaiichouchou: but no hole in 1's?
[04:40:17] rickeon: you're never going to unlock this course anyway
[04:40:20] kawaiichouchou: ok nvm
[04:40:20] pinguino: WOW
[04:40:22] kevin1760: LUL
[04:40:27] kawaiichouchou: shut me up LuL
[04:40:42] safetystick: Just give up Tim, you're not as good as a computer
[04:40:43] pinguino: Mario Golf is a solved game
[04:40:52] tttomato: cant get a hole in 1 on a par 4
[04:40:59] tttomato: at least not normally
[04:40:59] kawaiichouchou: what
[04:41:00] skygtr350: CHIP IN
[04:41:06] lowqualitywallet: xd
[04:41:07] shimmerfairy: Why does this set of holes feel like a romhack?
[04:41:08] blondrobin: I'd imagine it's shadow mario from sunshine?
[04:41:08] it_is_fanatic: it's PikaBlu
[04:41:12] flaminx: Gummi Mario
[04:41:13] safetystick: Metal mario had a bad day
[04:41:17] lowqualitywallet: that took an embarrassingly long time to type
[04:41:21] hunniepun: whole in one on a par 4 wut
[04:41:25] rickeon: he can't even get a hole in one on a par 5
[04:41:28] link2006: There another TAS of Mario 64 with the courses you've played and they hit the bottom of the pins
[04:41:30] smoothasskiwi: It's Eiffel 65 Mario
[04:41:31] blondrobin: now it's pee-metal
[04:41:41] wind6: IT'S A SUNNY DAAAY
[04:41:54] kawaiichouchou: great
[04:41:54] it_is_fanatic: oh no
[04:41:57] it_is_fanatic: here we go
[04:41:58] basssic: lookin good
[04:41:59] safetystick: THE SIDE KICK GUY
[04:42:11] safetystick: my left ear tho
[04:42:27] shimmerfairy: forgot the eagles and albatrosses
[04:42:28] kawaiichouchou: it's charlie
[04:42:30] it_is_fanatic: Charlie monkaS
[04:42:31] pinguino: TERTIARY
[04:42:36] nbtl: who's the man
[04:42:36] kawaiichouchou: whooooo's da man??
[04:42:38] erzarus: two sidekicks = only one side of sound apparently
[04:42:40] rickeon: why don't you play as charlie
[04:42:59] flaminx: Who did this
[04:43:01] flaminx: and why
[04:43:01] nbtl: Play as Andy
[04:43:02] pinguino: I dig that his channel logo is there twice
[04:43:16] oldmario: because charlie bit his finger Rickeon TPFufun
[04:43:19] link2006: one is in the video and one is in the annotation
[04:43:22] safetystick: wee
[04:43:25] skygtr350: WEEEEE
[04:43:32] azusa19: why did peach have a long dress in the hole in 1 celebration
[04:43:33] safetystick: WAHHHHH
[04:43:34] it_is_fanatic: poor mario. RIP hat
[04:43:36] kevin1760: WAAH
[04:43:41] pinguino: There's no crying in golf
[04:43:43] rickeon: oh, baby mario has a better drive than peach
[04:43:58] lokiry: how
[04:44:03] flaminx: Loog
[04:44:12] safetystick: Luigi is the man we all strive to be
[04:44:20] link2006: Yoshi used SMW sounds
[04:44:22] lowqualitywallet: tried hitting "x"
[04:44:23] billielethargy: hes an adonis tim
[04:44:25] lowqualitywallet: instead hit "c" 10 times
[04:44:35] flaminx: We're all Luigi here
[04:44:37] safetystick: it's a sunny day 🌥
[04:44:40] wind6: This isn't showing Albatrosses or Eagles. Not canon. timClip
[04:44:41] wind6: also
[04:44:43] kawaiichouchou: bigjWEEGEE
[04:44:44] skygtr350: timOh no
[04:44:44] wind6: IT'S A SUNNY DAY
[04:44:47] jumonji1: yoshi made the same sound in the original mario party, iirc
[04:44:47] sungiant_: AWWH
[04:44:47] shimmerfairy: This can't be "All" celebrations without the eagles and albatrosses timMinus
[04:44:51] blondrobin: so is this what we're doing rather than tim forcing himself to play more bad golf game
[04:44:55] safetystick: You don't though?
[04:44:57] kevin1760: IT'S TIM TIME
[04:45:00] pinguino: no dad no
[04:45:00] miracleflare: W
[04:45:01] safetystick: IT'S TIM TIME >: )
[04:45:04] fajosu: tim the tool man
[04:45:05] gashapon: If your name was sunny you would do it too
[04:45:07] 0bservants: tim time would rule
[04:45:08] shimmerfairy: IT'S MY TIM TO SHINE!
[04:45:09] it_is_fanatic: timTime
[04:45:10] flaminx: Gonna make a bot that tweets all your followers Tim Time whenever you stream
[04:45:20] kawaiichouchou: @ShimmerFairy i like it
[04:45:24] safetystick: oh kay
[04:45:25] josuedevalerie: Tim's catchphrase is just "oh."
[04:45:28] pinguino: okay
[04:45:35] link2006: okay
[04:45:36] sungiant_: oh no
[04:45:38] kawaiichouchou: oh no
[04:45:42] miracleflare: oh no
[04:45:48] safetystick: get rid of some characters from the 64
[04:45:58] diggleshut: back
[04:46:00] pinguino: what
[04:46:01] diggleshut: trying a new anime
[04:46:01] wind6: Maple best girl
[04:46:03] diggleshut: suggested to me
[04:46:04] jumonji1: Yeah
[04:46:09] blondrobin: she was so happy she rolled backwards and got dizzy?
[04:46:12] safetystick: oh yes.
[04:46:13] kevin1760: oh yes
[04:46:17] ninjapikmin: oh no
[04:46:17] safetystick: oh no.
[04:46:18] rickeon: oh....yes.
[04:46:19] kevin1760: oh no
[04:46:19] wingsofjanitor: timOhno
[04:46:20] skygtr350: timOh no
[04:46:23] blondrobin: Oh nooooo~
[04:46:23] link2006: oh no
[04:46:24] flaminx: OH YES
[04:46:24] wind6: Jesus DK
[04:46:26] miracleflare: she's just stoned throughout the whole game
[04:46:28] shimmerfairy: ouch
[04:46:29] kawaiichouchou: lol
[04:46:31] jumonji1: she seems more excited for the par than the hole in one
[04:46:47] safetystick: not too long
[04:46:50] rickeon: oh man, bowser
[04:46:56] wingsofjanitor: 150k+ views? worth
[04:47:05] miracleflare: Kid
[04:47:18] safetystick: She's a girl tim, they can do that easier
[04:47:33] flaminx: How come Yugioh didn't have a golf arc
[04:47:48] shimmerfairy: Where do I buy myself an "N" golf visor?
[04:47:52] rickeon: the voice acting is so enthusastic
[04:47:52] pinguino: oh my god
[04:47:53] nbtl: yahooo
[04:47:53] ilissos: woah
[04:47:55] ninjapikmin: joe my god
[04:47:56] pinguino: GET JOE
[04:47:56] link2006: i want joe
[04:47:57] kawaiichouchou: wow Joe
[04:47:58] smoothasskiwi: Tim, it's the same as when we step on the scales and see the number and say 'oh man' and then do a pose
[04:47:59] wind6: Yeah I never had anything characters because I didn't have the GBA game.
[04:47:59] safetystick: wohohoho
[04:48:01] jumonji1: bogey *yawn*
[04:48:01] link2006: joe seems the BEST
[04:48:05] pinguino: holy moly joe is the best character
[04:48:05] toastlogic: i keep trying to blow my nose but nothing is coming out of the left nostril
[04:48:07] kawaiichouchou: he's the best char by far
[04:48:09] wind6: had any of these characters*
[04:48:13] miracleflare: Joe Cool
[04:48:14] link2006: oh no
[04:48:14] killing_moon: 2 COOL
[04:48:17] skygtr350: timOh no
[04:48:25] rickeon: Kid, Joe, Sherry, and Azalea can also be unlocked through a Transfer Pak
[04:48:26] basssic: he still smiles when he says oh no
[04:48:33] link2006: nice chip-in
[04:48:43] bl0cks: Nice Shot!
[04:48:44] nbtl: like and subscribe
[04:48:52] killing_moon: Does Wario rip a massive fart when he gets a hole-in-one?
[04:48:57] pinguino: gib joe
[04:49:00] safetystick: 150k+ views tho
[04:49:06] safetystick: that kid prob made like $100
[04:49:06] link2006: some N64 emulators supports the Transfer pak
[04:49:10] miracleflare: the camera just turned on on its own
[04:49:14] bl0cks: All Character Hole Animation
[04:49:43] rosaagustina: Tim, Joe ain't gonna unlock itself now get to it
[04:49:47] rickeon: why isn't peach wearing a full dress
[04:49:56] shimmerfairy: they look bad all the time. I don't like DKC's art style at all.
[04:49:57] kawaiichouchou: it's her tennis dress
[04:50:01] sungiant_: shes golfing
[04:50:04] kawaiichouchou: err golf
[04:50:05] anonymousv8: diggle anime hahaha
[04:50:08] kawaiichouchou: P
[04:50:08] rickeon: that one is [old]
[04:50:14] bl0cks: pre or post hole
[04:50:14] pinguino: old holes
[04:50:31] megabro5000: I’m a post-hole man myself
[04:50:32] safetystick: tbh gamecube era was the biggest
[04:50:35] basssic: mario's going NUTS about getting that good golf
[04:50:36] killing_moon: We live in a Post-hole reality
[04:50:46] safetystick: for nintendo at least
[04:50:50] wind6: Mario is a mess
[04:50:51] fenrax: is it uh, whats a meme anime thats bad
[04:50:52] blondrobin: i mean the honest truth is that PS1/N64 era 3d was bad
[04:50:52] raynor_ex: i mean, it doesn't look like you'll cut yourself on mario's hat
[04:50:53] fenrax: naruto?
[04:50:53] tttomato: gamecube graphics aged much better than n64
[04:50:54] blondrobin: like, awful
[04:51:01] miracleflare: i can't believe he's fucking dead
[04:51:03] miracleflare: BIRDIE
[04:51:04] blondrobin: and probably shouldn't have been rushed out
[04:51:09] diggleshut: pls
[04:51:12] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: i love my clown boy
[04:51:16] shimmerfairy: GCN Golf lacks soul, though.
[04:51:16] diggleshut: "mushi-shi"
[04:51:17] safetystick: they had to after Luigi's mansion
[04:51:21] diggleshut: so far about some kid who writes and draws
[04:51:22] flaminx: #NotMyLuigi
[04:51:23] diggleshut: and the things come to life
[04:51:24] raynor_ex: did you prefer luigi when he was just red mario?
[04:51:27] sungiant_: where is my luigi character development
[04:51:31] safetystick: Luigi couldn't stay the Adonis we knew him as once
[04:51:31] bl0cks: pre or post luigi?
[04:51:38] smoothasskiwi: Luigi wasn't the same after he got vaccinated...
[04:51:45] pinguino: lotsa spaghetti
[04:51:52] ninjapikmin: they replaced him with green mario
[04:51:54] noisecrush: that mansion changed him.
[04:51:54] rickeon: he hasn't been the same since he went into that mansion
[04:51:57] it_is_fanatic: mario fed him lead
[04:51:58] bl0cks: black mold
[04:52:02] wind6: nah just regular brain damage
[04:52:05] link2006: yeah it's the mansion
[04:52:05] sungiant_: was this before or after the mansion
[04:52:09] fenrax: chalk zone?
[04:52:09] safetystick: MANSION WAS SPOOKY
[04:52:12] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: fluoride in the mushroom kingdom water
[04:52:15] turnsie: Luigi turned into Joey from friends
[04:52:19] diggleshut: haha
[04:52:22] killing_moon: I found a really great critical theory essay that deconstructs Waluigi as a character
[04:52:25] diggleshut: I never watched that but simliar premise I guess
[04:52:28] it_is_fanatic: Seems Good
[04:52:30] sungiant_: its turning the friggin luigis crazy
[04:52:35] megabro5000: I like that Luigi messes everything up now because I can really relate
[04:52:41] flaminx: Luigi want go sleep forever
[04:52:53] safetystick: lol
[04:53:00] safetystick: Plot for Luigi's sudden change
[04:53:08] flaminx: You think Nintendo should have given Luigi brain damage?
[04:53:10] flaminx: In a kids game
[04:53:11] sungiant_: deepest lore
[04:53:12] pinguino: is daisy just some dude
[04:53:19] safetystick: Daisy needs to calm down, and she'd be great
[04:53:20] bl0cks: we're all just some dude
[04:53:29] it_is_fanatic: you slut?
[04:53:29] megabro5000: Luigi is just doing his best man
[04:53:30] kawaiichouchou: D:
[04:53:30] skygtr350: LuL
[04:53:31] link2006: oh wow what
[04:53:36] fusxfaranto: timOh
[04:53:41] shimmerfairy: klutz, not the s word.
[04:53:41] flaminx: bwah
[04:53:42] skygtr350: RAAAAAAWR
[04:53:42] pinguino: klutz
[04:53:48] miracleflare: EAGLE
[04:53:49] fajosu: RAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[04:53:55] sungiant_: epic!!!
[04:54:07] miracleflare: RAAAA.... RAAAAAA!!!
[04:54:09] link2006: 🤔
[04:54:13] bl0cks: he got a charlie horse from golfing so badly
[04:54:14] wind6: No she says "All my chickens"
[04:54:24] skygtr350: Is that Mitch McConnel?
[04:54:28] safetystick: Tim's a Koopa at heart
[04:54:38] ethernetseeds: Tim relates to sentient turtles
[04:54:38] tttomato: i used yoshi
[04:54:39] flaminx: Because you like hiding in your shell
[04:54:42] it_is_fanatic: everybody walk the dinosaur
[04:54:45] slice919: because we're all gay right?
[04:54:53] bl0cks: yeah
[04:54:53] safetystick: is it against the rules?
[04:54:56] wcorbe: Hi @stereotonetim and others
[04:55:04] link2006: wait shadow mario is playable
[04:55:13] sungiant_: its a par man relax
[04:55:16] kawaiichouchou: he looks like he's made of jello
[04:55:22] it_is_fanatic: oh boy
[04:55:24] azusa19: ewww
[04:55:24] lucasnator2: no
[04:55:27] pinguino: Mario Sunshine was new at the time
[04:55:34] tttomato: who is that
[04:55:37] sonickitsune_: He just gets drunk before hitting the green
[04:55:37] safetystick: you know, NEIL?
[04:55:39] blondrobin: it's just really sad that it has to kill mario
[04:55:40] smoothasskiwi: He has ADD
[04:55:41] sungiant_: you dont know neil?
[04:55:42] phyresis: @StereotoneTim moon2HEY
[04:55:44] flaminx: kAaaaazooooo
[04:55:45] pinguino: is that the kid from the sonic cartoon
[04:55:45] bl0cks: classic mario character, neil
[04:55:47] kawaiichouchou: everyone's favorite character, Neil
[04:55:48] smoothasskiwi: he needs to be medicated
[04:55:48] safetystick: look IT'S NEIL!!!
[04:55:52] miracleflare: petey is a streamer in the depression community
[04:56:02] skygtr350: timMinus
[04:56:06] fajosu: tim are you playing sonic forces tomorrow
[04:56:07] link2006: oh they're from the Advance game and can be imported via gba-gc link
[04:56:13] killing_moon: get this "Neil" clown outtta my face
[04:56:15] skygtr350: timOh CRAP
[04:56:17] wcorbe: Maybe old but def not fat
[04:56:23] safetystick: she moved WAY too much
[04:56:25] tttomato: that explains why ive never seen them
[04:56:35] megabro5000: I knew a kid named Neil in high school, everyone thought he killed himself but it turns out he just moved
[04:56:35] turnsie: these animations are so long
[04:56:37] pinguino: ✌
[04:56:38] kawaiichouchou: these guys show poor sportsmanship with the double bogeys
[04:56:47] tttomato: why isnt there a sonic golf game
[04:56:49] noisecrush: why wasn't there ever a sonic golf game? that's a huge untapped marker
[04:56:51] nbtl: where's sonic
[04:56:53] noisecrush: market*
[04:56:54] madtaz64: god, they're really awkward placed side by side with the mario characters
[04:56:54] safetystick: haha memeeeeeee
[04:57:03] sungiant_: lol memes lmao
[04:57:08] blondrobin: @NoiseCrush would sonic be golfing. or would sonic be the golf ball
[04:57:10] sungiant_: nice good yes
[04:57:12] fajosu: meams
[04:57:14] koolman9921: did someone say meemes
[04:57:14] noisecrush: yes.
[04:57:19] safetystick: good luck
[04:57:20] raynor_ex: have fun eating fries tim
[04:57:21] blondrobin: bye