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  1. [01:45] *[user]Rhoz[/user] sneezes on Kuwaga.
  2. [01:45] [user]Kuwaga[/user]: Why
  3. [01:45] [user]Kuwaga[/user]: Why do you do these things
  4. [01:45] [user]Rhoz[/user]: you are my napkin
  5. [01:45] [user]Kuwaga[/user]: No I'm not
  6. [01:45] *[user]Rhoz[/user] blows his nose on Kuwaga's wings
  7. [01:45] [user]Rhoz[/user]: Yes you are.
  8. [01:45] [user]Kuwaga[/user]: I don't have wings.
  9. [01:45] [user]Rhoz[/user]: You are a beetle.
  10. [01:45] [user]Rhoz[/user]: You got 'em
  11. [01:46] [user]Kuwaga[/user]: Actually...
  12. [01:46] [user]Kuwaga[/user]: I'm... not.
  13. [01:46] [user]Rhoz[/user]: Are you a giraffe?
  14. [01:46] [user]Rhoz[/user]: Mongoose?
  15. [01:47] [user]Kuwaga[/user]: No, I'm... an alien.
  16. [01:48] [user]Iken[/user]: I know what you are! You're a friend!
  17. [01:48] [user]Kuwaga[/user]: Oh, well, thank you Iken.
  18.  
  19. [01:49] [user]Iken[/user]: Friends are a lot like buttons. They come in all shapes and sizes! And you can never have too many!
  20. [01:50] *[user]Iken[/user] very smarts.
  21. [01:50] [user]Rhoz[/user]: This sounds wholesome.
  22. [01:50] [user]Tiddly[/user]: Too many red buttons.
  23. [01:50] [user]Tiddly[/user]: Fire the nukes.
  24. [01:50] [user]Rhoz[/user]: [eicon]hypereyes[/eicon]
  25. [01:50] [user]Presley Bellhan[/user]: D'aw.
  26. [01:52] *[user]Kuwaga[/user] offers Iken a lil hug.
  27. [01:52] [user]Iken[/user]: Also, you should take care of them from time to time, or you might lose them.
  28. [01:52] *[user]Iken[/user] cuddles against Kuwaga.
  29. [01:53] [user]Iken[/user]: [sub]Losing buttons happens quite often when you have this many.. always makes me sad.[/sub]
  30. [01:53] *[user]Kuwaga[/user] pats her head, aw ye.
  31. [01:54] [user]Iken[/user]: [sub]But sometimes, I find them again, and I pick them up, and am very happy.[/sub]
  32. [01:55] [user]Kuwaga[/user]: [sub]hell yeah[/sub]
  33. [02:03] [user]Chaos[/user]: Friends are like buttons: they're better when they're genuine and working rather than for show.
  34. [02:07] [user]Kuwaga[/user]: Yeyeye
  35. [02:07] [user]Bomb[/user]: yes
  36. [02:08] [user]Iken[/user]: No. Buttons don't have to do anything, but be there when you need them most.
  37. [02:12] [user]Chaos[/user]: They're meant to fasten and keep things together, actually, rather than just blow hot air!
  38. [02:12] [user]Iken[/user]: Buttons can't carry the weight for you. But they can help you carry it.
  39. [02:13] [user]Iken[/user]: Unless you stress them too much.. and they break :/
  40. [02:14] [user]Maya Durel[/user]: Rip button
  41.  
  42. [02:19] *[user]Rhoz[/user] presses Kuwaga.
  43. [02:19] [user]Rhoz[/user]: [i]Do something.[/i]
  44. [02:19] [user]Kuwaga[/user]: Wait wha-
  45. [02:20] *[user]Kuwaga[/user] pokes Rhoz?
  46. [02:20] [user]Rhoz[/user]: ...
  47. [02:20] *[user]Rhoz[/user] is disappointed.
  48. [02:20] [user]Rhoz[/user]: Iken, my button doesn't work.
  49. [02:20] [user]Rhoz[/user]: [i]It's broke.[/i]
  50. [02:21] [user]Iken[/user]: Hmm, that happens when you don't take proper care :(
  51. [02:21] [user]Kuwaga[/user]: Oooh, I see. Uh...
  52. [02:21] *[user]Kuwaga[/user] hugs Rhoz.
  53. [02:21] [user]Rhoz[/user]: Better...
  54. [02:21] *[user]Rhoz[/user] waits for the 'no homo'.
  55. [02:21] *[user]Kuwaga[/user] jerks him off?
  56. [02:22] [user]Rhoz[/user]: ...
  57. [02:22] [user]Rhoz[/user]: Iken, what if the button presses you back?
  58. [02:22] [user]Kuwaga[/user]: No homo
  59. [02:22] *[user]Rhoz[/user] readies his glaive.
  60. [02:22] [user]Iken[/user]: Then you hug I suppose?
  61. [02:22] [user]Kuwaga[/user]: Uh oh
  62. [02:24] [user]Kuwaga[/user]: What if I magically turned into a girl?
  63. [02:24] [user]Rhoz[/user]: Y'know... I'd actually like to see how you look like as a girl.
  64. [02:24] [user]Rhoz[/user]: 'Cause you're ugly AF in your current state, maybe gender bending you could fix that.
  65. [02:24] [user]Kuwaga[/user]: Oh sure, one sec. Already got a character for this type of thing.
  66. [02:25] [user]Kuwaga[/user]: And fuck you, I look great.
  67. [02:25] *[user]Rhoz[/user] doubts
  68. [02:25] [user]Chaos[/user]: Also happens when your buttons are just zippers pretending otherwise
  69. [02:25] [user]Dunaka[/user]: Aaand done.
  70. [02:25] [user]Rhoz[/user]: ...
  71. [02:26] [user]Dunaka[/user]: Come on, tell me what you think.
  72. [02:26] [user]Rhoz[/user]: Yup, still an ugly muther fucker
  73. [02:26] [user]Iken[/user]: Well, better try not to get your panties get caught in between...
  74. [02:26] [user]Dunaka[/user]: Oh fuck off
  75. [02:27] [user]Rhoz[/user]: You might actually be more horrifying as a female than you are as a male.
  76. [02:27] [user]Dunaka[/user]: [i]Good.[/i]
  77. [02:27] [user]Dunaka[/user]: Terrifying monster girls are the shit.
  78. [02:27] [user]Chaos[/user]: It's OK, I'm pretty good at forgetting about the entire thing to begin with
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