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- >Lynn and Lucy were arguing again, and you know what that means
- >*Knock Knock Knock*
- >"Hey Linc" Said Lynn, standing at Lincolns door with her blanket and pillow "I need a favor"
- >"*Sigh* What happened with Lucy this time?" Asked Lincoln, Knowing what Lynn wanted
- >"Hey, I didn't start" exclaimed Lynn defensively "She keeps reading those depressing poems when I'm trying to sleep. it's giving me bad dreams man."
- >"Yeah, yeah" Replied Lincoln, Knowing there was no way out of this "Come on in"
- >Lincoln scooched over on the bed, Making room for Lynn
- >"Thanks bro" Said Lynn excitedly "You're the best!"
- >Lynn hopped into bed, making sure to get as much air as possible before Landing
- >"OOF" Grunted Lincoln as Lynn landed on him "Goodnight Lynn"
- >"Good night Lincoln" Replied Lynn
- >About 5 minutes later, Lincoln hears giggling coming from Lynn's side of the bed
- >"She wouldn't..." Thought Lincoln, trying to ignore the giggles
- >Lynn shuffled towards Lincoln slowly
- >"She couldn't" Though Lincoln, Praying she was just adjusting herself for comfort
- >*PPPPBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTT!!!!*
- >Lynn let out a massive fart that shook the bed
- >"Oh god no"
- >Lincolns Short life flashed before his eyes as Lynn pulled the covers over his head
- >"HAHAHAHA, DUTH OVEN!" She shouted as she gassed her brother with a mixture of meatball sub, protein shake, and broccoli
- >"CUT IT OUT LYNN!" Exclaimed Lincoln as he clawed at the blanket, trying to escape the cloth Auschwitz
- >After a good 10 or so seconds Lynn let him out
- >He gasped for air, as if it were the first time he breathed the stuff in years
- >"That wasn't funny" Exclaimed Lincoln, his eyes still burning
- >"Hahaha, it's all in good fun bro" Replied Lynn, finally rolling over and going to sleep
- > It had already been a week since Lynn had moved into Lincoln's room, and he had already gone through 3 air fresheners
- >He had even taken to sleeping on top of the covers to avoid the Dutch oven
- >"Goodnight Lynn" Said Lincoln smugly, Thinking he was safe "Sleep well"
- >"Yeah, Goodnight Lincoln" Replied Lynn, Feigning a defeated tone
- >As Lincoln Lay there on his back enjoying the fresh air, he felt a rustling
- >"Must be going to get some water" Thought Lincoln, Feeling safer than he had in a while
- >The shuffling got closer, and Lincoln felt a sudden weight on his face
- >Lincoln opened his eyes, coming eye to eye with Lynn's crotch
- >Lynn was sitting on his face, her ass facing his nose/mouth
- >"POINT BLAAAAAAAAAANK!!!!" Shouted Lynn as she released another torrential fart Directly into Lincoln's nose
- >Lincoln struggled under Lynn as she held his arms down, unable to defend himself against the direct gassing he had just received
- >As Lynn's expulsions came to an end, she climbed off of Lincoln's face, Leaving him to recover
- >"Heheh, Goodnight bro" Said Lynn, feeling victorious
- >"Y-Yeah" Stuttered Lincoln, His face blushing "Goodnight"
- >Lincoln Rolled over Facing away from Lynn
- >"What the heck is going on?" Thought Lincoln, Hiding an erection "Why is it like this?"
- >His mind replayed the image he saw before being gassed
- >Lynn's crotch in his face, centimeters away from his eyes
- >He tried to forget it and went to sleep, hoping that tomorrow would bring some normalcy
- >The next morning Lincoln went downstairs to get some breakfast
- >He had just forgotten last night's unpleasantness when Lynn walked in
- >"Mornin bro" Yawned Lynn as she poured herself a bowl of cereal
- >"Good morning Lynn" Replied Lincoln, making his toast "so what's happening with Lucy?"
- >"ugh, She still won't stop reading those stupid poems "Replied Lynn with a dissatisfied Grunt
- >"Guess I'll have to stay with you a few more days"
- >"yeah, great" Mumbled Lincoln sarcastically
- >"Hey now" Started Lynn, giving Lincoln a knowing look "We have fun, Don't we?"
- >"*Sigh* Yeah, we do" Admitted Lincoln as he sat down with his breakfast
- >Lynn got up and put her bowl in the sink
- >"Well, Catch ya later bro" Exclaimed Lynn as she ran towards the door
- >"Oh" She said before running outside "Here's a preview of tonight"
- >Lynn lifted a leg and Leaned down as she let loose a hefty fart
- >"Ah jeez!" exclaimed Lincoln, Trying to fan the smell away
- >As Lincoln tried to continue eating his breakfast, he started to feel weird
- >"what the" Mumbled Lincoln Looking down at his pants "What the hell?"
- >Lincoln was hard again
- >"Probably just morning wood" Said Lincoln Dismissively "nothing unusual"
- >after finishing breakfast, Lincoln headed out to meet Clyde at the arcade
- >"Morning Lincoln" Said Clyde, Meeting Lincoln at the change machine "Ready to play some Clock Quandry 4?"
- >"You bet!" Replied Lincoln, getting excited "We're gonna kick so much bu-"
- >*pbbbt*
- >"Sorry Lincoln" Said Clyde, fanning his rear "I gotta go to the bathroom. Save me a spot by the machine!"
- >as Clyde sped away towards the bathroom, Lincoln felt a familiar feeling
- >"Ah jeez, Not again!" Exclaimed Lincoln, Covering his crotch
- >"I gotta get out of here" He cried as he ran home
- >Lincoln ran upstairs into his room and slammed the door behind him
- >He tore off his pants, revealing a massive erection
- >"Gotta do something about this" He thought to himself as he began to jerk
- >Lincoln fapped Furiously, Harder than he had in a long time
- >as he fapped His mind raced with the thoughts of what had happened over the last few days
- >Lucy and Lynn fighting
- >Lynn's constant Dutch ovens
- >Lynn sitting on his Face
- >Lincoln's hands began to speed up, The thought of Lynn's crotch in his face stuck in his Mind
- >He remembered The softness, The Look, The weight, and the....smell?
- >He came buckets, shooting spurt after spurt onto the hardwood floor
- >As he lay there on the bed catching his breath, he kept thinking about the smell
- >he could feel his crotch tingle with the mere thought of it
- >"Why..." Thought Lincoln, Sniffing the blanket "Why do I love the smell"
- >Lincoln had given in to his senses
- >He huffed nose full after Nose full of the smell that Lingered in the Blankets
- >He didn't care why he loved it
- >All he knew was that he wanted more
- >Lincoln looked at the Ace savvy clock sitting next to his bed
- >"2:30" Said Lincoln, thinking for a moment "Lynn gets home in 5 hours...That's plenty of time to go to the store"
- >As Lincoln ran downstairs, he was stopped by his father
- >"hang on sport, What's the rush?" Asked Mr. Loud
- >"Just going to the store dad" Said Lincoln, grabbing his scooter and Helmet "Gonna make dinner tonight"
- >"What're you making?" Asked Papa loud, surprised to hear his son was going to make dinner for the family
- >"We're having Barbeque tonight" Replied Lincoln "Franks N Beans"
- >Lincoln hopped on his scooter and rushed to the store
- >On the way there, he saw Clyde walking down the street
- >"Hey Lincoln" Said Clyde "What's goi-"
- >"NO TIME TO TALK" Exclaimed Lincoln as he zoomed past Clyde, Leaving a cloud of dust in his wake
- >Lincoln ran into the store, gathering packs of hotdogs, buns, beans, condiments, and soda (a little carbonation couldn't hurt)
- >As he carried his basket to the counter he ran into his neighbor, Mr.Horkinson
- >"Whoa there Loud!" He exclaimed "That's a lotta beans, You wanna fumigate the entire neighborhood?"
- >"No sir" Replied Lincoln "Just making dinner for the family"
- >"dinner eh? Said Mr.Horkinson, rubbing his chin "Well, Just be careful, or you might just gas yourselves but good"
- >"That's the plan" Whispered Lincoln to himself as he paid for the groceries and sped home
- >Lincoln rushed into the backyard and turned on the grill
- >He put on the dogs, and ran inside to start the beans
- >1,2,3,4, Lincoln Poured Can after Can of beans into the pot, Ready for that night
- >"That should be enough" Said Lincoln, Looking into the three quarters full pot of beans
- >As he stirred them, making sure they didn't burn, he heard his sisters coming downstairs
- >"Dinner's almost ready" He shouted, as he went outside to turn the franks
- >As he brought in the massive tray of 39 dogs, he called out to his sisters
- >"COME AND GET IT!"
- >The house began to shake as 12 hungry louds rushed into the kitchen
- >As they started eating, Lincoln began serving the beans
- >"Some for Luna" he said giving her a bowl of beans
- >"Gonna be playin the horn in my sleep tonight" Commented Luna
- >"Luan"
- >"I've BEAN waiting for this mean all day, eh eh" Joked Luan
- >Lincoln put some beans in a bowl and mashed them to paste with a spoon
- >"Some for Lily" He said, patting Lily on the head
- >He went around the table, doling out the beans, till he finally came to Lynn
- >"Aaaand Lynn" Said Lincoln, Giving Lynn an extra large serving "Gotta get that protein"
- >"Thanks bro!" exclaimed Lynn, Digging in to the meal
- >"No problem" Said Lincoln, Pouring himself a bowl of beans "It was my pleasure"
- >With the hotdogs eaten and the beans all gone, the Louds Left the kitchen, to do their own thing and relax
- >Lincoln went upstairs and Laid on the bed, Feeling tired from all the running he did
- >"All that's left is to wait" Thought Lincoln, Making sure to lie down ontop of the blankets
- >Lynn came upstairs shortly after, Feeling tired from the bowls upon bowls of beans she just ate
- >"Thanks again for dinner bro" Said Lynn as she pat her stomach "That hit the spot"
- >"No problem Lynn" Said Lincoln, feigning tiredness "*Yaaawwwnn* Goodnight"
- >As Lynn lay there, she could feel her stomach start to rumble
- >"Whoa" She thought "This is gonna be a big one"
- >A devious smile grew on Lynn's face as she slowly got up and crawled towards Lincoln
- >"heheheh" She giggled, climbing over Lincoln's face
- >She took a deep breath
- >"POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIINTTTTTTT BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK!"
- >With a stiff push, Lynn let out the mother of all farts
- >Lincoln could feel his head being push back as the gas erupted from Lynn's ass
- >Lincoln faked a struggle as he sniffed Lungfull after Lungfull of the expulsion
- >With each breath he felt the tingling in his pajamas grow
- >Lynn's eyes Burst open as she hopped off Lincoln and ran out of the room
- >"She didn't find out, did she" Thought Lincoln, worried that he'd been caught
- >He laid there on the bed for what felt like an eternity, Wondering if Lynn was going to come back, or if she had gone to dad
- >*Flusssshhhhh*
- >Lincoln could hear footsteps coming back to his room
- >"*Phew*" Sighed Lynn in Relief "That was a close one. "
- >She jumped on the bed
- >"Better not push so hard next time" she mumbled to herself, finally going to sleep
- >"Maybe I should go for smell, rather than gas next time" Thought Lincoln to himself
- >"Maybe I'll make cabbage and sausage tomorrow"
- END
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