Valhalla is an emotional rollercoaster

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so last time actually got me super depressed but i'm okay now, I think

also 10k dollar motherfucker FUCK U ELECTRIC BILLS U WILL PERISH THIS SESSION and so will the rest of my fuckin money

rip life savings in advance

*DECEMBER 22nd*

jill plz

jill u k

we luv u frand

oh god not virgil

 get out of my FUCKIN HOUSE

"you get periods?"

>renaissance, enlightenment
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK

OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

...virgil says some good advice i should take, holy shit. wow. i never thought i'd see the day

>no laugh at bad touch

....jill...

>sei

bby plz help

i too just randomly give up instruments

clarinet's a bitch and i am not musically talented, all i can rely on is singing and even then some people say i'm off tone so *SHRUG*

also hi stella, also why is your bodyguard a pirate :V

"why do fancy things come in smaller packages"

because the source can be expensive I guess (see: grade-A wagyu beef) but even then fuck u give me the meats

https://i.gyazo.com/5809c628db7e071edb7e85965d7fbe6f.png

me, always.

>'you usually order everythign anyways'

...stella plz.

i can see where jill envies these two, i'm kinda jealous too

>trauma surpressors

oboi

 and of course good karma comes back because the doc she saved saved her in turn for no charge :3

"i feel guilty; after all this time of me needing her, she finally needed ME"

god i fuckin know this feel (oh god this pastebin is devolving into personal shit help)

kim has returned and oh wow you quit

good job fam

>paid dorothy to hug jill all night long

god damn it now i'm really jealous I NEED FUCKING HUGS AND IVEL'S SO FAR AWAY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

FLAWLESS except for that one drink i messed up but didn't serve. didn't see that i needed to put ice, age it, and mix for those bloom lights. FUCKIN indeed jill

i too want to play the waifubot game

also i'm in the clear for those electric bills suck my donger game

*DECEMBER 23RD*

NACHO AVERAGE DOG

SHIIIBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

BETTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>i can get away with making a big beer?


yolo i guess

i too enjoy teasing my friends and seeing reactions but while i can dish it out i can't fuckin take it like "bitch i die"

alma the grand idiot hair (almost typed something lewd my god)

OH GOD I DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE REALLY LIKES

 MY GOD ITS OVER

well i gave her the bad touch and oh god her sister was in an abuseive relationship AND got back with the dude

my god thats a disaster

...jesus, you need like 5 beers? i can't make five beers but i'll pretend i can for like 2 seconds

also best part of the chicken is leg + thigh, breast always tastes too dry for my tastes. (also dark meat's loaded with protein i mean come on those things were doin all the work)

>best part is the wing

no thanks, wings are complicated to eat around

are we talking about tastes in men because i sure as fuck am not

...and not my tastes in women either

>cute jill portrait

 i'm fuckin dead brb

i'm also dead at "the girl i dont mind cuddling forever" because that's a fuckin ivel thing to say

>1 mistake

WHERE DID I FUCK UP

WAS IT THE FAVORITE DRINK

MOTHER OF FUCK GIVE ME THE MONEY YOU PIECES OF SHIT

(i mean i paid the bill anyway but i refuse to take this lying down. and of course i'm going to ask someone for help :V )

BITCH I"M READY FOR ROUND TWO also found out where i fucked up thanks 100% guide, now to never fucking read you again until run 2

unless i'm stupid

that was a nice bit of backstory that added, tho. what a dad.

*HAPPY 24TH BITCHES*

hello two new people who apparently like brantinis also that lilim is weird

"someone's cosplaying as alex"

alex is popular in this timeline? :V

anna... what r u doin

hi doro- >favorite drink again

GOD DAMN IT I FUCKING REGRET NOT TAKING PROPER NOTES INSTEAD OF BLATHERING LIKE AN IDIOT IN THESE PASTEBINS

MOM I'M CHEATING AGAIN HOPEFULLY FOR THE LAST TIME

seriously tho i had a feeling it was something like the piano woman

HEART EYES MOTHERFUCKER

>robot laws talk, "its a distilled version of his ideas", jill being a nerd

man... i love this. i love nerds being nerds and dorks being dorks just spergin at each other. it gives me warm feelings.

also ONE PIANO WOMAN WASN'T ENOUGH?!? HERE HAVE ANOTHER


yeow yeah i want people to like me for me rather than "that one who RPs cute girls" too dorothy, damn this game just came in swingin

this break is also hitting me hard in weird places and i have no idea how to feel

hi seiiiii~

-something cold

yep sounds like a job for SHOVING THIS GODDAMN PIANO MAN IN YOUR FACE

i'm getting drill hair lore and i love it. "WHAT IF MY TIDDY TOO BIG? NO. IT IS TIME TO MAKE MY HAIR BIGGER AND WEIRDER."

"you get self-conscious about your chest size?"

oh god we're talkin about this, a B CUP IS NOT BAD. and i just typed some lewd stuff that i realized may be TMI so all i'm sayin is b cups...ain't even that bad...

been a while since i've seen you art, how's the shit goin fam


a possible cure for nanomachine rejection, but also using a dude as a guinea pig for it... eeeeh. hopefully crimson rose doesn't murder you and that letter's innocent tho. good luck art!

*FLAWLESS... AGAIN... BUT AT WHAT COST?!?!*

my dignity as a gamer.

>some places celebrate christmas with fried chicken

Japan's fucking wild. They actually celebrate christmas by buying KFC buckets. Yes, you're reading right: KFC is the christmas dinner of their dreams. Or some of them, anyway. It's hillarious and kind of crazy, honestly, especially since they have to preorder the big dang stupid bucket or something. (don't quote me on this! it's been a while since I've watched the TabiEats vid regarding that. *shameless pandering to food youtubers* )

the game's been hitting on sore spots lately and i'm feeling particularly chatty about myself during it, which... well, i guess it makes for good commentary but it makes it seem more like i'm writing a livejournal or some shit and being kinda sappy/weird/dumb during it. It's also kind of exposing, if that makes any sense?

i guess you could call this pastebin raw :V