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Remote Control Fluffy

Nov 1st, 2013
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  1. >You are a fluffy pony pegasus.
  2. >And you are ecstatic.
  3. >The wind is flowing through your fluff as you race down the road.
  4. >Daddy has put you in a remote control car and is driving you as fast as it can go.
  5. >The car’s little engine roars as you shoot down the street.
  6. >You are ducked taped to the roof of the car so you won’t fall off.
  7. >You are flapping your wings imagining that you are really flying.
  8. >You scoot along the road faster than any fluffy has traveled before!
  9. >”Yay! Fwuffy am happeh daddeh! Fwuffy am happeh!”
  10. >You flap your wings faster.
  11. >The rmote control car bounces but you don’t care.
  12. >You are the happiest you have ever benn.
  13. *CRASH*
  14. >You hit a human standing in the road!
  15. >The car topples and you start bouncing and rolling down the road.
  16. >”Owchie! Owie! Wahhhhhh! Nuu wike dis- OWIE! “
  17. >You bonce and roll feeling searing burning pain as the asphalt scraps against your body.
  18. >One of your wingies snaps and bends letting a white stick poke out of it.
  19. >Your tender nose get a bad scratch across it causing boo boo juice to flow from it.
  20. >The car bounces and skids down the street.
  21. >It bounces and rolls one last time making you land on your back with the car on top of you.
  22. >You struggle for a minute unable to move.
  23. >You wiggle your leggies and scream, “Wahhhhhh! Hewp fwuffy! Wahhhh! Nee huggies! Wahhhhh!”
  24. >A few humans that are standing around start to step toward you.
  25. >One bends down and picks you up.
  26. >You try to smile as tears stream down your face.
  27. >”Pwease take fwuffy daddeh nice misteh… nee big huggies… haf bad boo boos…”
  28. >The man cradles you and grabs onto your front left hoof.
  29. >He starts to pull and tug on it.
  30. >Pain starts to shoot down your battered and bruised body.
  31. >”Owie! Pwease nuu do dat misteh. Gif fwuffy oweis! Owie! Owie! OwieeeeEEEEEEE!!!”
  32. >He ignores you and pulls harder.
  33. >He gets a firm grasp and jerks your leg.
  34. >You hear a soft pop as your shoulder comes out of socket.
  35. >The meanie human starts to twist and pull your leg until the flesh starts to rip.
  36. >In short order he rips your front leg off.
  37. >You let out a continuous scream you lose your appendage.
  38. >Spurts of boo boo juice start to come out of your wound.
  39. >He drops you and wonders of with your leg.
  40. >”Wahhhh! Bad owie! Fwuffy wan daddeh! Fuffy wan-“
  41. >You are cut off as you are being picked up again.
  42. >The boo boo juice is flowing freely as you wiggle the rest of your legs.
  43. >”Pwease daddeh! Fwuffy nee huggies! pwea-“
  44. >The human rips the remote control car off you.
  45. >Strands of duct tape come off taking chunks of your fluff with it.
  46. >Your legs stick out and freeze as you scream from the excruciating pain, “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!”
  47. >The meanie human brings you up to his mouth and bites your soft belly!
  48. >”EEEEEEEEE! Nu wike dis game! EEEEE!”
  49. >He only bites harder and pulls back taking a chunk of your belly with him.
  50. >He chews a few times and swollows.
  51. >He then rips your belly open and pulls out some of your intestines.
  52. >You look on in horror as he shoves them in his mouth.
  53. >”NUUUUU! EEEEEEEE! FWUFFY NUU NUMMIES! EEEEEEE! FWUFFY NEE HUGGIES! NUU OWIES! EEEEEEEEEE!!!”
  54. >Your pleas and begs have no effect as he swallows a mouthful of your intestines.
  55. >You watch as they slowly stream from your belly into his mouth.
  56. >You start to feel dizzy and weak as your legs slowly start to drop.
  57. >You want to bat at this bad man but your hoofies won’t listen.
  58. >”Eeeeeee… pwease…”
  59. >Another man leans between you and the meanie eating your guts and reaches into your belly.
  60. >He jerks out yourliver,
  61. >Blood starts pouring from your tummy as the man hungrily shoves your liver dripping with fresh boo boo juice in his mouth.
  62. >”…but fwuffy… am nuu… nummie…”
  63. >Another man walks up and grabs your head.
  64. >He puts his moth over your head and bites down.
  65. >You little head crunches as he takes the top off and starts to chew slowly.
  66. >Other gather around your now limp body each trying to get a part of you for themselves.
  67. >…..
  68. >Two men stare out from a window.
  69. >”I told you it would be useless to try and drive through them!”
  70. >”Fuck! I thought for sure that would work!”
  71. >”Goddamn zombies! How are we going to get through them?”
  72. >One man gets an enlightened look on his face, “We can get pogo sticks and hop through them! They would never get us!”
  73. >”But how will we test that one?”
  74. >The man looks down at his little herd of pet fluffies, “Am daddeh otay? Daddeh wook scawed…”
  75. >He reaches down and grabs one, “We just have to test it out. Hay little guy, want to help daddy?”
  76. >The fluffy gets excited, “yay! Fwuffy hewp daddeh! Fwuffy hewp make daddeh wub fwuffy mo!”
  77. >He looks at his partner, “Go get a spring out of the bed. Trust me, this is a great idea!”
  78. >”I’m fucking telling you! Twelfth time is the charm!”
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