Early Man18

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Huh? Oh!

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Ooh!

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Hmm?

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Huh?

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Oop!

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Huh?

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Nearly there, Hognob.

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Nearly there. Just a bit farther.

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Try a little bit harder.

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Oh, we can do it.

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Just a little bit more, Hognob.

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Huh?

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I... I can reach it.

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Got it.

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Still got it!

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Oh!

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Wait, Hognob, enough!

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Oi, enough now!

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Mammoths! Come on, Hognob.
Let's go wake Bobnar.

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Hey, Chief.

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Chief!

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What? What? What?

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Are you awake, Chief?

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Chief?

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Time to go hunting.

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Bit early, isn't it, Dug?

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But, Chief, we're early man.

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Come on, everyone.

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Time to get up.

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Huh?

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Mm.

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Morning, everyone.

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Morning! Morning, Chief.
Morning, Chief. Morning, Chief.

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Bit nippy this morning.

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Ow! Ow!

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Ow!

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Oops. Sorry.

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Wait, Chief. Chief...

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Chief.

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So I've been thinking.

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You know we always hunt rabbits?

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Oh, yeah. Very tasty they are, too.

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Yes, but couldn't we try hunting something...

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well, you know, bigger?

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What, like a hare?

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No, like a buffalo, or a mammoth.

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You want us to hunt
a five-ton, bone-crushing mammoth?

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Yeah. Why not?

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Huh?

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I really believe we could do it, Chief.

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Dug, look at our ancestors.

52
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You don't see them
hunting big things, do you?

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They hunted little round beasts.

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Of some sort.

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Yeah, what are those things anyway?

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Don't know.

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I suppose they couldn't
draw rabbits back then.

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Wait. Sorry, no, Chief.

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Chief...

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about the mammoth thing...

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Look, I'll tell you what,
I'll definitely bear it in mind.

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All right?

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Come on, Dug.

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Right, gather round.

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Grab a spear.

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Oh! It's pointy!

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- Oh, Treebor. Just get over there.
- Aw, Mum!

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- Morning, Barry.
- Morning, Dug.

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Mr. Rock coming hunting today?

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Oh, yeah, wouldn't miss it for the world.

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Morning, Asbo. Change your underpants today?

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Yeah! Changed them with Thongo, Chief.

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Champion!

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Mmm.

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- Chief.
- Yes, Gravelle?

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Um, when I put my arm up, it hurts.

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Well, don't do it, then.

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Grubup, don't eat that. That's Eemak.

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Yum!

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Exactly. Uh... right.

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Heads down, everyone.

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Thank you, Dug.

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Shh!

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We give thanks for our valley, our home,

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this precious ground which sustains us

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and gives us shelter from the Badlands.

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May we live in peace, balance,
and harmony with our forest

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and all the creatures we share it with.

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Right, let's go kill something.

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A rabbit!

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That's it. That's it.

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I've got him.

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To you, Eemak.

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Ouch.

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Nice try, though.

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Let's use an element of surprise.

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Righto, Chief.

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- Ow!
- I got him!

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No, I haven't!

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Great! Champion!

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Got you!

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Whoa!

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I got this, Gravelle.

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Ha-hey!

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Well done, Mr. Rock!

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Nice job, everyone.

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Rabbit surprise tonight!

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See, Dug?

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We hunt rabbits, everyone's happy.

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Although the thing about rabbits, Chief,

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well, they are quite small.

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Dug, Dug. Look at us...

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You seriously think we could catch a mammoth?

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Nice moves, Mr. Rock.

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Us lot?

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You've been practicing.

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Shush, everyone.

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Ooh.

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The rabbits are fighting back!

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I don't think this is rabbits.

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Attack!

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Run!

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Mr. Rock!

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No!

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No!

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To the Badlands!

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What, leave the valley?

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Come on. Just run.

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Hognob!

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Where's Dug?

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Have you seen Dug?

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- Go on.
- Thank you, Chief.

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Dug!

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Hmm...

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excellent.

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All right, secure the valley.

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Start mining ore.

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Or what, Lord Nooth?

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Ore, you fool! Start mining the ore.

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The metal that's in the ground.

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Oh, the ore! In the ground.

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Yes.

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What about the primitives?

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Oh, let them rot in The Badlands.

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They are the low-achievers of history
with their puny flints...

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You've picked the wrong tribe to mess with.

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Oh, I am so scared!
You are waving your stones about!

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The Age of Stone is over, Dino.

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Long live the Age of Bronze!

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Oh.

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Okay, let's get moving.

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Of course, Lord Nooth. Hyah!

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I'm late for my massage.

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Huh?

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Uh...

156
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Uh...

157
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What are you doing? Get out of the way!

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Hey! Hey!

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Multi-purpose pen swords!

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Very handy for opening bottles, too!

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Sliced bread. Wow!

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That's the best thing since... well, ever!

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Oh!

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Hmm.

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Hey!

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- Huh?
- Don't touch the bronze.

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- The what?
- The bronze!

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Where have you been, the Stone Age?

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Oh. Uh...

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What?

171
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Fifty schnookels! Fifty schnookels!

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Voluntary contribution. Everyone has to pay!

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It has gone up again.

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- It's daylight robbery!
- Fifty schnookels!

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Voluntary contribution!

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Hey! She hasn't voluntarily contributed.

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Hmm? Stop her!

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- Hey. Hey.
- Oi! Stop her!

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Whoa!

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Whoa!

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Huh?

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Hello. Oh!

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Sorry!

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I tell you,

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I wouldn't want to be facing me out there.

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Hey, Hügelgraber,
can't you see in that thing?

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The arena's this way.

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You girls are gonna get slaughtered.

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Let's go!

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All stand for our mighty leader, Lord Nooth!

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Who challenges the champions?

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We challenge the champions!

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We accept the challenge!

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The hour has come.

195
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Let the sacred game commence!

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<i>Introducing Real Bronzio</i>

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<i>and the captain, Jurgend!</i>

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<i>Today's match official, Referee Dino!</i>

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In the name of Queen Oofeefa,

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we give thanks for the beautiful game.

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Oggy! Oggy! Oggy!

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Oi! Oi! Oi!

203
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Let's play football!

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Whilst I count my schnookels.

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Hügelgraber! What are you doing?

206
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Get in the goal!

207
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What's up with Hügelgraber? Come on!

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Pick it up! Pick it up!

209
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To me! To me!

210
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What? Put it down!

211
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Put it down!

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Free kick!

213
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Hügelgraber! Just get in the game!

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Just kick it!

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Huh?

216
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Huh?

217
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What are you doing, Hügelgraber?

218
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You just scored an own goal!

219
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He's not me!

220
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Huh?

221
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Oh!

222
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Huh?

223
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A caveman?

224
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- A caveman?
- A caveman?

225
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Playing the sacred game? Bring him here.

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How dare you...

227
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Oh.

228
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How dare you set foot on our hallowed ground?

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You took our ground.

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- Our home!
- Oh, that.

231
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Listen, you Stone Age brute.

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You have no home.

233
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Your kind are finished on this Earth.

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Now take him away and kill him.

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Slowly.

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Argh! No, I mean
take him away at normal speed

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and kill him slowly. Idiots!

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Now get on with the game.

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We challenge the champions!

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Wait... Wait!

241
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We challenge the champions!

242
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Huh?

243
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What did you say?

244
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- He said, "We challenge..."
- I heard what he said!

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If we win, we keep our valley.

246
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You leave my tribe in peace.

247
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Hmm.

248
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You think you can beat us at football?

249
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A match between the Bronze and the brutes?

250
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What an idea!

251
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Sacrilege, O Premier Leader!

252
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Yes. Quite.

253
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The masses would flock to see
such a vulgar spectacle. Pah!

254
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Hmm...

255
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Oh!

256
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Really?

257
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For the valley, you say?

258
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Hmm?

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- Dug!
- It's Dug!

260
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He's alive!

261
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Uh, what's that crazy fruit he's got?

262
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"Football"?

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What's "football"?

264
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And how's it going to get our valley back?

265
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Well, it's this amazing game, Chief.

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And the leader of the Bronze people,

267
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he says if we play this game
and beat them at it...

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Ooh, nice tight shorts!

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Aw, Mum!

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...we can have our valley back.

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That's what we want.

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- And if we don't beat them?
- Ah.

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Well, then...

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he said we'll spend the rest
of our miserable lives

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working down a mine.

276
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No!

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- What's a "mine"?
- Dug...

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we've never even played this game.

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But that's just it.

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We did. Once.

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Huh?

282
00:27:07,876 --> 00:27:10,841
Those cave paintings back in our valley,

283
00:27:10,921 --> 00:27:15,220
they're pictures of our ancestors
playing football.

284
00:27:23,684 --> 00:27:26,233
- Champion!
- So if they did it...

285
00:27:27,062 --> 00:27:28,609
surely we can do it.

286
00:27:31,233 --> 00:27:34,281
Sorry! Shimmering memories make me sneeze.

287
00:27:34,361 --> 00:27:36,825
This doesn't change anything, Dug.

288
00:27:36,905 --> 00:27:38,368
It's just too risky.

289
00:27:38,448 --> 00:27:40,871
Oh, come on, Chief! We can do it, Chief!

290
00:27:40,951 --> 00:27:43,579
I wanna play football! I wanna play now!

291
00:27:44,037 --> 00:27:45,834
Now!

292
00:27:45,914 --> 00:27:48,963
Listen... No, we're not... No!

293
00:27:51,128 --> 00:27:54,223
All right, then. Don't worry about us.

294
00:27:54,756 --> 00:27:57,304
Yeah, we'll... We'll be okay.

295
00:27:57,384 --> 00:27:59,682
We'll just die a slow and lingering death
in the Badlands.

296
00:28:00,179 --> 00:28:01,146
Huh?

297
00:28:01,805 --> 00:28:03,477
Come on, Chief.

298
00:28:03,557 --> 00:28:06,527
Just give us a chance. Please!

299
00:28:11,565 --> 00:28:13,693
Look, all right.

300
00:28:15,277 --> 00:28:18,450
Maybe we'll give this
"football" idea a try, then.

301
00:28:23,744 --> 00:28:24,791
No promises, mind.

302
00:28:25,078 --> 00:28:27,251
The match is to be played at the full moon.

303
00:28:29,333 --> 00:28:32,337
And then we go back to the valley!

304
00:28:32,419 --> 00:28:34,843
Sweet!

305
00:28:54,024 --> 00:28:55,992
Right, line up, everybody! In line!

306
00:28:56,485 --> 00:28:58,488
- All yours, Dug.
- Thanks, Chief.

307
00:28:58,987 --> 00:29:00,114
All right!

308
00:29:00,989 --> 00:29:02,832
- Um...
- Um...

309
00:29:03,617 --> 00:29:05,956
Are hogs supposed to play football?

310
00:29:06,036 --> 00:29:07,708
No. Oh...

311
00:29:07,788 --> 00:29:09,916
Probably not, no. Sorry, Hognob.

312
00:29:14,544 --> 00:29:17,673
This is a football.

313
00:29:17,756 --> 00:29:22,011
One side tries to kick
the ball into this goal.

314
00:29:22,094 --> 00:29:24,016
Ooh.

315
00:29:24,096 --> 00:29:28,101
And the other side tries
to kick the ball in that goal.

316
00:29:28,183 --> 00:29:29,275
Ahh!

317
00:29:29,935 --> 00:29:31,648
Football sounds hard.

318
00:29:31,728 --> 00:29:34,482
What happens if you kick
the ball in the goal?

319
00:29:34,564 --> 00:29:36,692
Well, if you kick the ball in the goal,

320
00:29:36,775 --> 00:29:38,652
then other men hug and kiss you.

321
00:29:40,237 --> 00:29:41,739
- Oh.
- Mmm.

322
00:29:41,822 --> 00:29:43,199
Right, who wants to try?

323
00:29:43,282 --> 00:29:44,494
I'll give it a go.

324
00:29:44,574 --> 00:29:45,913
- Nice one.
- Aw, Mum!

325
00:29:45,993 --> 00:29:49,918
Good, Magma.
All right, okay, good. Right. Um...

326
00:29:50,414 --> 00:29:53,212
So I'm... I'm gonna try and get the ball,

327
00:29:53,292 --> 00:29:55,590
and you have to stop me, okay?

328
00:29:58,797 --> 00:30:00,344
Come on, come on!

329
00:30:00,424 --> 00:30:03,513
Ow!

330
00:30:03,593 --> 00:30:06,058
- Nice one, Mum!
- Football's brilliant.

331
00:30:06,138 --> 00:30:08,141
That can't be right.

332
00:30:08,223 --> 00:30:11,227
Surely, you can't hit other players?

333
00:30:11,310 --> 00:30:13,857
No, you're supposed to attack the ball.

334
00:30:16,189 --> 00:30:18,654
No, no, no, no, not weapons!

335
00:30:18,734 --> 00:30:19,905
Just use fist?

336
00:30:19,985 --> 00:30:22,238
No! No fighting at all.

337
00:30:22,654 --> 00:30:24,497
- Where's the fun in that?
- Uh...

338
00:30:25,324 --> 00:30:26,246
Hmm.

339
00:30:39,004 --> 00:30:41,098
Okay, Thongo!

340
00:30:41,590 --> 00:30:43,342
Oh!

341
00:30:43,425 --> 00:30:45,018
Ooh!

342
00:30:46,428 --> 00:30:48,016
- Oh!
- Yes!

343
00:30:48,096 --> 00:30:51,061
Good effort. Great. Okay, next.

344
00:30:52,601 --> 00:30:53,814
Huh?

345
00:30:53,894 --> 00:30:55,146
Hognob.

346
00:30:59,107 --> 00:31:00,279
Go for it, Asbo.

347
00:31:03,487 --> 00:31:04,989
Yay!

348
00:31:06,531 --> 00:31:07,828
Yay!

349
00:31:12,412 --> 00:31:13,834
Oh...

350
00:31:21,630 --> 00:31:23,177
Excuse me!

351
00:31:23,548 --> 00:31:25,516
Can we have our ball back, please?

352
00:31:28,303 --> 00:31:29,430
Huh. Hmm.

353
00:31:32,474 --> 00:31:34,771
Trust me, Dino. This football match

354
00:31:34,851 --> 00:31:37,524
between the Stone Age and the Bronze World,

355
00:31:37,604 --> 00:31:39,318
it's perfect!

356
00:31:39,398 --> 00:31:43,153
- Oh, how I love it!
- Yes, football.

357
00:31:44,111 --> 00:31:45,329
No.

358
00:31:45,612 --> 00:31:46,989
Bronze!

359
00:31:47,447 --> 00:31:49,916
Mmm.

360
00:31:50,283 --> 00:31:53,002
So cold and hard and slippery.

361
00:31:53,453 --> 00:31:55,080
Mmm.

362
00:31:55,163 --> 00:31:56,877
Ooh.

363
00:31:56,957 --> 00:32:00,336
And this game is going
to make me loads of it.

364
00:32:00,419 --> 00:32:03,717
Your Premiership,
what if the queen finds out?

365
00:32:03,797 --> 00:32:05,595
That old crow?

366
00:32:06,007 --> 00:32:08,135
She doesn't know what goes on out here.

367
00:32:08,218 --> 00:32:09,139
Luckily.

368
00:32:13,306 --> 00:32:14,603
Delivering message!

369
00:32:15,100 --> 00:32:17,603
Your Footballness, it's a Message Bird.

370
00:32:18,270 --> 00:32:19,237
Huh?

371
00:32:22,357 --> 00:32:24,530
Ugh. Well, go on, make it...

372
00:32:30,449 --> 00:32:32,122
"Hello? Hello?

373
00:32:33,410 --> 00:32:35,413
How do you use this Message Bird thing?"

374
00:32:35,495 --> 00:32:36,872
It's the queen.

375
00:32:39,082 --> 00:32:40,921
"Just speak into its ear, ma'am.

376
00:32:41,001 --> 00:32:42,878
It will mimic everything it hears."

377
00:32:44,421 --> 00:32:47,925
"I don't even know
if I'm holding it the... Testing!

378
00:32:48,008 --> 00:32:49,385
Testing!

379
00:32:49,468 --> 00:32:51,014
Nooth? Nooth?"

380
00:32:51,094 --> 00:32:53,188
Perhaps she's heard about the game.

381
00:32:53,555 --> 00:32:55,977
Of course she hasn't heard about the game.

382
00:32:56,057 --> 00:32:58,230
"I've heard about the game."

383
00:32:58,310 --> 00:33:02,656
"You, arranging a football match
against a bunch of savages?

384
00:33:03,273 --> 00:33:04,736
You idiot!

385
00:33:04,816 --> 00:33:06,568
Imagine if we lost."

386
00:33:06,902 --> 00:33:09,326
- We won't.
- "I said, imagine it!

387
00:33:09,988 --> 00:33:11,035
Exactly!

388
00:33:11,406 --> 00:33:13,534
The mighty Bronze Age

389
00:33:13,617 --> 00:33:16,621
brought to its knees by a bunch of cavemen?

390
00:33:17,245 --> 00:33:19,623
Well, I'm warning you, Nooth.

391
00:33:19,706 --> 00:33:22,209
You'd better not lose.

392
00:33:22,292 --> 00:33:24,420
Hmm?"

393
00:33:26,046 --> 00:33:27,298
End of message.

394
00:33:30,175 --> 00:33:31,393
Oh! Hmm.

395
00:33:33,178 --> 00:33:34,646
Silly old bat!

396
00:33:35,222 --> 00:33:37,769
How dare she talk to me like that!

397
00:33:37,849 --> 00:33:40,272
"Silly old bat!

398
00:33:40,352 --> 00:33:43,197
How dare she talk to me like that?"

399
00:33:43,897 --> 00:33:45,193
Delivering message!

400
00:33:48,652 --> 00:33:51,906
Guards! Get that bird back!

401
00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:54,408
What does the queen know anyway?

402
00:33:54,908 --> 00:33:57,502
The cavemen are oafs. My players are...

403
00:33:57,869 --> 00:33:58,836
Overpaid?

404
00:33:59,412 --> 00:34:00,504
Champions!

405
00:34:01,540 --> 00:34:03,587
Oh, yes, champions.

406
00:34:03,667 --> 00:34:07,718
They spend their days thinking,
sleeping, eating football.

407
00:34:08,713 --> 00:34:11,808
<i>And I hardly think</i>
<i>the cavemen will be doing that.</i>

408
00:34:13,009 --> 00:34:14,723
Rise and shine!

409
00:34:14,803 --> 00:34:15,804
Training time!

410
00:34:25,564 --> 00:34:26,907
Ow!

411
00:34:28,149 --> 00:34:31,153
No, not like that.

412
00:34:32,571 --> 00:34:35,541
When I said "free kick," I meant of the ball.

413
00:34:36,032 --> 00:34:37,120
Sorry, Dug.

414
00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:39,578
Hognob, no!

415
00:34:43,456 --> 00:34:46,084
Barry, where are you going?
No, don't wander off!

416
00:34:46,167 --> 00:34:47,756
Football's hard.

417
00:34:47,836 --> 00:34:50,464
Dug, my toe hurts!

418
00:34:55,051 --> 00:34:56,724
Grubup, drop it! I told you.

419
00:34:58,430 --> 00:35:00,683
it's the only one we've got.

420
00:35:01,766 --> 00:35:03,104
Come on, everyone!

421
00:35:03,184 --> 00:35:06,438
We should be able to do this.
No, don't... Don't sit down.

422
00:35:06,521 --> 00:35:08,444
Grubup no like football.

423
00:35:09,316 --> 00:35:11,488
Make Grubup hungry.

424
00:35:15,363 --> 00:35:17,161
Oh. Oh, ho-ho.

425
00:35:18,116 --> 00:35:20,744
Food. Yum!

426
00:35:30,086 --> 00:35:31,929
Huh?

427
00:35:35,342 --> 00:35:36,343
Oh?

428
00:35:38,928 --> 00:35:39,975
Oh...

429
00:35:46,269 --> 00:35:49,148
Duck! Duck!

430
00:35:49,230 --> 00:35:50,402
Huh?

431
00:35:50,482 --> 00:35:52,530
No! Duck!

432
00:35:54,653 --> 00:35:57,702
Look! It's a giant man-eating mallard!

433
00:35:58,573 --> 00:35:59,620
Run away!

434
00:36:04,454 --> 00:36:05,417
Huh?

435
00:36:39,489 --> 00:36:41,992
You haven't eaten your primordial soup.

436
00:36:42,492 --> 00:36:43,744
Not really hungry.

437
00:36:45,412 --> 00:36:46,834
Oh...

438
00:36:47,330 --> 00:36:48,457
Huh?

439
00:36:57,048 --> 00:37:01,724
Dug, it's time to give up
this football lark for their sake.

440
00:37:02,137 --> 00:37:04,014
They're just not capable of it.

441
00:37:05,098 --> 00:37:07,066
Don't you miss the valley, Chief?

442
00:37:07,350 --> 00:37:09,068
The valley's gone now.

443
00:37:09,978 --> 00:37:12,192
And we're better off here in the Badlands

444
00:37:12,272 --> 00:37:13,860
than slaving down some mine.

445
00:37:13,940 --> 00:37:16,193
I mean, there's the odd giant duck around,

446
00:37:16,276 --> 00:37:18,449
but at least we're still together.

447
00:37:19,154 --> 00:37:20,201
We're still a tribe.

448
00:37:20,613 --> 00:37:23,992
But our ancestors played football.
We know they did.

449
00:37:24,743 --> 00:37:26,996
I still believe we can do this.

450
00:37:27,078 --> 00:37:28,625
With what?

451
00:37:29,205 --> 00:37:31,959
You haven't even got a ball to play with.

452
00:37:37,839 --> 00:37:38,840
It's over.

453
00:37:46,639 --> 00:37:48,937
No. There's still time.

454
00:37:50,018 --> 00:37:51,190
Come on, Hognob.

455
00:38:11,122 --> 00:38:13,294
Okay, Hognob. Hognob?

456
00:38:13,374 --> 00:38:14,592
Huh?

457
00:38:26,221 --> 00:38:27,143
Right.

458
00:38:27,722 --> 00:38:29,144
Let's go get some balls.

459
00:38:35,980 --> 00:38:36,947
Shh!

460
00:38:37,690 --> 00:38:38,691
Shh!

461
00:38:53,748 --> 00:38:55,295
Ow!

462
00:38:59,671 --> 00:39:01,760
What strange magic is this?

463
00:39:07,887 --> 00:39:09,605
Hognob, you stay.

464
00:39:10,056 --> 00:39:11,399
I don't want to attract attention.

465
00:39:14,227 --> 00:39:15,149
Huh?

466
00:39:49,012 --> 00:39:51,434
What's all that crashing around out there?

467
00:39:53,850 --> 00:39:55,102
Is that you, Stefano?

468
00:39:55,643 --> 00:39:56,770
Huh?

469
00:39:56,853 --> 00:39:58,981
Stop messing about and get in here

470
00:39:59,063 --> 00:40:01,612
with those firm hands of yours.

471
00:40:03,943 --> 00:40:05,161
Uh...

472
00:40:07,655 --> 00:40:09,369
Come on, Stefano!

473
00:40:09,449 --> 00:40:11,577
It's time for my massage.

474
00:40:28,843 --> 00:40:32,768
And the exciting new signing
picks the ball up in the center circle.

475
00:40:33,932 --> 00:40:35,479
She beats one...

476
00:40:36,267 --> 00:40:37,480
nutmegs another...

477
00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:39,904
lobs it neatly over the big fullback.

478
00:40:40,229 --> 00:40:41,697
She's going all the way.

479
00:40:42,065 --> 00:40:43,066
She shoots!

480
00:40:43,858 --> 00:40:45,360
She scores!

481
00:40:45,443 --> 00:40:46,820
Yeah!

482
00:40:47,195 --> 00:40:50,618
And the crowd goes wild!

483
00:40:50,698 --> 00:40:52,496
Goal!

484
00:41:09,550 --> 00:41:12,679
Ah, I need this, Stefano.

485
00:41:12,762 --> 00:41:14,560
I'm feeling stressed.

486
00:41:15,098 --> 00:41:17,601
An hardworking governor like me,

487
00:41:17,684 --> 00:41:20,648
stuck out in this miserable wasteland?

488
00:41:20,728 --> 00:41:23,318
He deserves a few perks.

489
00:41:23,398 --> 00:41:26,446
Simple pleasures, like fine food,

490
00:41:26,526 --> 00:41:30,121
a massage, his own champion football team.

491
00:41:31,030 --> 00:41:33,033
Well, come on, chop-chop,
I haven't got all day.

492
00:41:34,742 --> 00:41:38,212
Oh, my tendons are like ropes.

493
00:41:39,205 --> 00:41:42,084
- You can go the whole hog.
- Hmm?

494
00:41:46,170 --> 00:41:48,343
You're that crazy caveman guy.

495
00:41:48,756 --> 00:41:50,303
The angry pan girl.

496
00:41:50,550 --> 00:41:52,052
What are you doing here, caveman?

497
00:41:52,385 --> 00:41:54,809
This is the sacred turf.
No one's allowed here.

498
00:41:55,138 --> 00:41:56,765
- Balls.
- Huh?

499
00:41:57,598 --> 00:41:58,565
I need balls.

500
00:41:58,891 --> 00:42:00,143
You came all this way

501
00:42:00,226 --> 00:42:03,025
and broke into the stadium
just to find some balls?

502
00:42:04,689 --> 00:42:07,067
Wow. You're pretty brave, caveman.

503
00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:10,407
And stupid.

504
00:42:10,820 --> 00:42:13,073
Actually, more stupid than brave, really.

505
00:42:14,323 --> 00:42:15,290
Thanks.

506
00:42:16,409 --> 00:42:17,661
I'm Goona, by the way.

507
00:42:19,454 --> 00:42:20,375
Dug.

508
00:42:21,664 --> 00:42:23,336
Come on, I can help.

509
00:42:23,416 --> 00:42:26,420
Ahh, ohh, eee...

510
00:42:30,923 --> 00:42:32,470
That's good!

511
00:42:32,550 --> 00:42:33,768
Mmm.

512
00:42:35,762 --> 00:42:38,516
I don't know what the queen
is worrying about.

513
00:42:39,057 --> 00:42:43,731
I mean, we all know what losers cavemen are.

514
00:42:43,811 --> 00:42:47,111
Those Stone Age dolts couldn't
beat their own grandmothers.

515
00:42:47,857 --> 00:42:49,320
Brainless goons!

516
00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:51,072
Gormless halfwits!

517
00:42:52,779 --> 00:42:55,578
Stefano! Not so ham-fisted!

518
00:42:56,199 --> 00:42:58,076
In fact, enough massage.

519
00:42:58,159 --> 00:43:01,129
How about some relaxing music instead?

520
00:43:01,412 --> 00:43:02,379
Uh?

521
00:43:03,956 --> 00:43:05,083
Huh?

522
00:43:09,045 --> 00:43:10,217
I envy you.

523
00:43:12,006 --> 00:43:14,554
- Me?
- The chance to play on that pitch,

524
00:43:14,634 --> 00:43:15,886
the sacred turf,

525
00:43:15,968 --> 00:43:18,471
in front of thousands of fans!

526
00:43:20,098 --> 00:43:21,771
Well, maybe you will one day.

527
00:43:22,725 --> 00:43:25,103
You think they let girls play
for Real Bronzio?

528
00:43:26,187 --> 00:43:27,939
You really are crazy.

529
00:43:28,523 --> 00:43:30,236
Why do you think I sneak in here?

530
00:43:31,442 --> 00:43:32,819
Who is that?

531
00:43:33,111 --> 00:43:34,078
Scarper!

532
00:43:34,487 --> 00:43:36,239
Stop! Thieves!

533
00:43:36,739 --> 00:43:38,616
This way!

534
00:43:42,703 --> 00:43:44,000
They went that way!

535
00:43:44,080 --> 00:43:46,294
- Huh?
- No! That way!

536
00:43:53,214 --> 00:43:55,308
Give me those, quick!

537
00:44:01,556 --> 00:44:03,024
Ow!

538
00:44:04,183 --> 00:44:05,271
You're really good!

539
00:44:05,351 --> 00:44:06,853
Thanks!

540
00:44:07,812 --> 00:44:09,359
I do a lot of practice.

541
00:44:13,359 --> 00:44:15,236
Oh, I've just had a great idea!

542
00:44:24,412 --> 00:44:26,415
Come on!

543
00:44:26,789 --> 00:44:27,836
Huh?

544
00:44:34,422 --> 00:44:38,143
Oh, what on Earth's
got into you tonight, Stefano?

545
00:44:38,926 --> 00:44:41,099
- Stefano?
- Yes, sir?

546
00:44:41,429 --> 00:44:42,396
Huh?

547
00:44:57,778 --> 00:44:58,870
Hognob!

548
00:45:00,990 --> 00:45:03,084
Hognob, meet Goona. Goona, Hognob.

549
00:45:04,076 --> 00:45:05,203
Hi, Hognob.

550
00:45:18,549 --> 00:45:20,301
Sire, are you all right?

551
00:45:20,718 --> 00:45:23,312
Of course I'm not all right, you idiot!

552
00:45:24,055 --> 00:45:26,809
I've just been massaged by a pig!

553
00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:37,697
Wake up, everyone.

554
00:45:37,777 --> 00:45:39,745
I want you all to meet someone.

555
00:45:40,196 --> 00:45:42,285
This is Goona.

556
00:45:42,365 --> 00:45:43,786
Hi!

557
00:45:43,866 --> 00:45:45,413
And she's gonna help us win the game.

558
00:45:45,493 --> 00:45:47,336
- Oh.
- Why would she do that?

559
00:45:47,662 --> 00:45:49,915
She gets to play on the sacred turf

560
00:45:49,997 --> 00:45:51,460
in front of thousands of fans.

561
00:45:51,540 --> 00:45:53,042
Whoa.

562
00:45:53,125 --> 00:45:54,377
Glad to be on board.

563
00:45:54,460 --> 00:45:56,963
So what formation do you normally play?

564
00:45:57,338 --> 00:45:59,511
Um... formation?

565
00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:01,968
Four-four-two or four-three-three?

566
00:46:02,343 --> 00:46:04,015
- Who's your sweeper?
- Um...

567
00:46:04,095 --> 00:46:06,017
Do you man-mark or play zonally?

568
00:46:06,097 --> 00:46:07,474
Uh...

569
00:46:07,556 --> 00:46:09,979
We just kick the ball about and chase it.

570
00:46:12,144 --> 00:46:16,775
You think you can beat Real Bronzio
just by chasing a ball around?

571
00:46:18,067 --> 00:46:19,944
You need to know what you're up against.

572
00:46:23,698 --> 00:46:26,076
This is Jurgend, the captain.

573
00:46:26,742 --> 00:46:28,665
<i>Best goal-scorer in the known world.</i>

574
00:46:30,246 --> 00:46:31,959
<i>- Knows it too.</i>
- Ha!

575
00:46:32,039 --> 00:46:34,629
Their winger, Lightning Hammer.

576
00:46:34,709 --> 00:46:37,381
<i>Never strikes twice in the same place.</i>

577
00:46:40,047 --> 00:46:42,595
Midfield dynamo Qwik Wun Tu.

578
00:46:42,675 --> 00:46:44,347
<i>He can kick faster than you can think.</i>

579
00:46:46,095 --> 00:46:48,063
Fullback, Gonad the Gaul.

580
00:46:50,016 --> 00:46:52,235
<i>No one gets past his tackle.</i>

581
00:46:53,436 --> 00:46:56,901
- Oh!
- Aw, Mum!

582
00:46:56,981 --> 00:46:59,609
Make no mistake.

583
00:46:59,692 --> 00:47:02,116
These are the best players bronze can buy.

584
00:47:02,528 --> 00:47:07,876
They're like ginormous
great big footballing giants!

585
00:47:08,326 --> 00:47:11,330
Oh, there's no way we can beat
such a great team.

586
00:47:12,413 --> 00:47:13,876
They may be great,

587
00:47:13,956 --> 00:47:16,084
but what they're not is a team.

588
00:47:16,917 --> 00:47:17,838
Huh?

589
00:47:17,918 --> 00:47:21,218
They're 11 players
who each think they're the star.

590
00:47:21,714 --> 00:47:22,932
That's their weakness.

591
00:47:23,341 --> 00:47:25,680
And that's how you can beat them.

592
00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:27,433
- Oh.
- Hmm.

593
00:47:28,554 --> 00:47:30,056
Goona's right.

594
00:47:30,139 --> 00:47:32,267
They may be better players than us...

595
00:47:32,725 --> 00:47:35,103
but we have something they don't.

596
00:47:35,186 --> 00:47:36,438
- Huh?
- Moss?

597
00:47:36,896 --> 00:47:38,523
No, Barry, not moss.

598
00:47:38,898 --> 00:47:40,571
We've got each other.

599
00:47:41,150 --> 00:47:45,576
And if we work together,
then maybe we can do this.

600
00:47:48,407 --> 00:47:50,626
Right. We've got a lot of hard work to do.

601
00:47:50,993 --> 00:47:52,836
And we haven't even got a full team.

602
00:47:53,204 --> 00:47:54,792
Oh, oh!

603
00:47:54,872 --> 00:47:55,964
What's going on?

604
00:47:56,332 --> 00:47:58,671
Oh, Chief, this is Goona,

605
00:47:58,751 --> 00:48:00,339
and she's going to help us win the game.

606
00:48:00,419 --> 00:48:02,591
I thought we're done with football.

607
00:48:02,671 --> 00:48:05,299
Not now you've turned up. You're in the team.

608
00:48:06,842 --> 00:48:09,015
I'm not playing. I'm an old man.

609
00:48:09,887 --> 00:48:11,434
I'm nearly 32.

610
00:48:11,514 --> 00:48:13,060
Okay, that is old.

611
00:48:13,140 --> 00:48:14,983
- Go in goal.
- Ow!

612
00:48:15,393 --> 00:48:16,861
Right, well, that's settled, then.

613
00:48:17,353 --> 00:48:19,777
Now, where's your training facilities?

614
00:48:20,314 --> 00:48:22,403
Real Bronzio have the very best.

615
00:48:22,483 --> 00:48:24,235
And all we've got is...

616
00:48:25,111 --> 00:48:28,081
...the Badlands.

617
00:48:31,117 --> 00:48:32,960
Three, two, one.

618
00:48:34,245 --> 00:48:35,838
This way, everyone!

619
00:48:37,373 --> 00:48:39,462
Wait! What? Oh! What are you doing?

620
00:48:39,542 --> 00:48:41,169
That way, everyone!

621
00:48:53,431 --> 00:48:55,308
Ow! Ah! Ooh!

622
00:48:55,391 --> 00:48:57,064
This is a bit dangerous.

623
00:49:04,525 --> 00:49:05,902
What are you... What the...

624
00:49:12,741 --> 00:49:15,081
Eh? Well, I'll be...

625
00:49:15,161 --> 00:49:16,332
Okay. Pass and move.

626
00:49:16,412 --> 00:49:18,376
It's very important that you pass and move.

627
00:49:18,456 --> 00:49:20,925
But whatever happens, keep your formation.

628
00:49:51,489 --> 00:49:52,581
Ooh!

629
00:50:00,748 --> 00:50:02,625
Nice one, Asbo! That's it!

630
00:50:02,708 --> 00:50:04,551
Everyone working together!

631
00:50:14,053 --> 00:50:16,932
Ugh! This is all I need.

632
00:50:17,014 --> 00:50:19,642
You found these in the primitives' valley?

633
00:50:19,725 --> 00:50:22,815
It seems their ancestors
were playing football

634
00:50:22,895 --> 00:50:24,772
centuries before we were.

635
00:50:25,147 --> 00:50:27,736
The queen must not find out
about this, all right?

636
00:50:29,777 --> 00:50:30,824
Delivering message!

637
00:50:31,445 --> 00:50:33,033
Oh, no.

638
00:50:33,113 --> 00:50:34,910
"What's this

639
00:50:34,990 --> 00:50:37,538
I hear about the savages

640
00:50:37,618 --> 00:50:41,623
playing football centuries before we were?"

641
00:50:41,705 --> 00:50:43,878
Ow! Ow! I didn't know! Ow!

642
00:50:43,958 --> 00:50:47,963
"And my spies tell me they're getting better.

643
00:50:48,045 --> 00:50:50,298
- Ow!
- Training every day!"

644
00:50:50,381 --> 00:50:52,224
Ow! Ow! Ow!

645
00:50:52,591 --> 00:50:57,848
"You better not screw it up, Nooth, or else.

646
00:51:00,266 --> 00:51:03,896
"I'll tell you who'll be going down the mine.

647
00:51:03,978 --> 00:51:05,149
You will!"

648
00:51:06,397 --> 00:51:08,360
This has gone far enough.

649
00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:09,904
They're Stone Age brutes.

650
00:51:09,984 --> 00:51:11,486
They live in caves.

651
00:51:11,569 --> 00:51:13,572
They eat mud! No.

652
00:51:14,029 --> 00:51:15,656
I need to shut them down.

653
00:51:16,156 --> 00:51:19,705
Mess with their tiny cavemen minds.

654
00:51:19,785 --> 00:51:22,254
Brilliant! How do we do that?

655
00:51:22,580 --> 00:51:23,876
I don't know.

656
00:51:23,956 --> 00:51:26,334
The answer isn't just going
to walk in the door.

657
00:51:31,088 --> 00:51:33,091
Sire, we've found something else

658
00:51:33,173 --> 00:51:35,262
down in the new mine in the valley.

659
00:51:35,342 --> 00:51:37,515
We've made a copy for your inspection.

660
00:51:37,595 --> 00:51:39,017
Oh! Ow!

661
00:51:49,565 --> 00:51:51,909
That's perfect.

662
00:51:52,443 --> 00:51:53,490
Mmm.

663
00:51:59,366 --> 00:52:00,333
Hognob.

664
00:52:02,911 --> 00:52:06,165
Whoa! Great save, Chief!

665
00:52:07,124 --> 00:52:10,299
You know, we may just
stand a chance tomorrow.

666
00:52:10,878 --> 00:52:12,005
A small chance...

667
00:52:12,546 --> 00:52:13,592
but a chance.

668
00:52:13,672 --> 00:52:17,302
If our ancestors did it, so can we.

669
00:52:17,384 --> 00:52:19,933
Hey, hey, not bad for 32, eh?

670
00:52:20,679 --> 00:52:23,877
I never thought I'd say this, Dug,
but we're pretty good.

671
00:52:24,308 --> 00:52:25,935
Oi, oi, oi! That's mine.

672
00:52:29,813 --> 00:52:31,065
I've got it.

673
00:52:46,163 --> 00:52:47,710
Soon be home.

674
00:52:48,332 --> 00:52:49,675
Huh?

675
00:52:52,586 --> 00:52:53,929
Huh?

676
00:52:54,588 --> 00:52:55,589
No!

677
00:53:00,052 --> 00:53:01,515
What are you doing?

678
00:53:01,595 --> 00:53:02,767
Let me go!

679
00:53:04,306 --> 00:53:07,146
Calm down, caveman.

680
00:53:07,226 --> 00:53:10,480
I just wanted you to see our new mine.

681
00:53:12,189 --> 00:53:15,568
After all, you'll soon be digging
lots of bronze out of it.

682
00:53:15,901 --> 00:53:18,905
Oh, we're not going down
any mine, mammoth-mouth.

683
00:53:18,987 --> 00:53:20,990
Ah, yes.

684
00:53:21,073 --> 00:53:22,996
Because you're great footballers...

685
00:53:23,492 --> 00:53:25,711
just like your ancestors.

686
00:53:26,787 --> 00:53:29,376
You... You know about them?

687
00:53:29,456 --> 00:53:33,177
Bronze is not all we found down here.

688
00:53:48,100 --> 00:53:49,773
What... What...

689
00:53:52,104 --> 00:53:54,276
More cave paintings?

690
00:53:54,356 --> 00:53:55,733
Yes.

691
00:53:56,775 --> 00:54:00,279
Only these ones tell the whole story.

692
00:54:02,448 --> 00:54:06,794
You see, your ancestors
did not just play football.

693
00:54:07,244 --> 00:54:08,837
They invented the game.

694
00:54:11,915 --> 00:54:14,885
You even taught other tribes how to play.

695
00:54:16,879 --> 00:54:18,973
But you had one problem.

696
00:54:19,214 --> 00:54:21,808
No matter how hard you tried,

697
00:54:22,217 --> 00:54:25,517
you just always ended up losing...

698
00:54:26,638 --> 00:54:28,766
match after match...

699
00:54:28,849 --> 00:54:30,692
game after game.

700
00:54:32,227 --> 00:54:35,151
In fact, after many, many moons...

701
00:54:37,024 --> 00:54:40,614
you just gave up altogether.

702
00:54:40,694 --> 00:54:42,822
It was all too painful for you.

703
00:54:43,614 --> 00:54:48,416
It turns out your tribe
were totally crap at football.

704
00:54:49,244 --> 00:54:51,208
You're losers, caveman.

705
00:54:51,288 --> 00:54:52,790
Always have been.

706
00:54:53,165 --> 00:54:54,586
Always will be.

707
00:54:54,666 --> 00:54:55,633
No.

708
00:54:56,168 --> 00:54:58,387
No, it can't be true.

709
00:54:58,629 --> 00:55:01,804
Do you really believe
you can beat us tomorrow?

710
00:55:02,591 --> 00:55:04,138
Face it, caveman.

711
00:55:04,218 --> 00:55:08,018
You and your tribe,
you just don't have it in you.

712
00:55:09,681 --> 00:55:12,309
But I'm willing to offer you a deal.

713
00:55:13,644 --> 00:55:15,271
A way out.

714
00:55:17,689 --> 00:55:20,317
Time to turn in. Big day tomorrow.

715
00:55:20,400 --> 00:55:21,947
- Come on, Treebor!
- Night, Goona!

716
00:55:22,027 --> 00:55:23,741
Can I sleep in me football kit?

717
00:55:23,821 --> 00:55:25,949
- Night, everyone!
- Night, everyone!

718
00:55:27,449 --> 00:55:28,416
Huh?

719
00:55:32,204 --> 00:55:33,797
Think it over, caveman,

720
00:55:34,081 --> 00:55:36,334
because the mine is waiting

721
00:55:36,416 --> 00:55:39,090
for you and your primitive friends.

722
00:55:53,058 --> 00:55:56,106
Oh! Me arm hurts!

723
00:55:56,186 --> 00:55:57,649
Oh!

724
00:55:57,729 --> 00:55:59,606
Where are you, Mum?

725
00:56:01,567 --> 00:56:04,992
You idiot! What have you done?

726
00:56:07,322 --> 00:56:10,701
At the end of the day,
we're just a rabbit-hunting tribe.

727
00:56:11,118 --> 00:56:12,745
I'm sorry, Chief!

728
00:56:13,036 --> 00:56:15,250
I didn't mean for this to happen.

729
00:56:15,330 --> 00:56:17,544
Bobnar, you've got to believe me!

730
00:56:21,962 --> 00:56:22,800
Huh?

731
00:56:22,880 --> 00:56:24,757
Oh, Hognob!

732
00:56:28,886 --> 00:56:29,978
Oh!

733
00:56:30,804 --> 00:56:33,228
My dear old hoggy friend.

734
00:56:37,185 --> 00:56:38,687
What if I'm wrong?

735
00:56:40,022 --> 00:56:41,985
What if Chief was right all along?

736
00:56:42,065 --> 00:56:43,278
Huh?

737
00:56:43,358 --> 00:56:47,204
What if we are just
a tribe of rabbit-hunters?

738
00:56:47,571 --> 00:56:49,618
Uh, uh...

739
00:56:49,698 --> 00:56:51,120
Forgive me, Hognob.

740
00:56:52,492 --> 00:56:54,165
But I've got a deal to make.

741
00:56:54,620 --> 00:56:56,463
I've got to save the tribe.

742
00:57:06,006 --> 00:57:07,883
Huh?

743
00:57:21,605 --> 00:57:25,404
Get your cuddly caveman here!
Before they go extinct!

744
00:57:25,484 --> 00:57:26,861
One hundred schnookels!

745
00:57:26,944 --> 00:57:28,407
One hundred schnookels!

746
00:57:28,487 --> 00:57:31,910
Voluntary contribution. Everyone has to pay.

747
00:57:31,990 --> 00:57:33,161
One hundred schnookels!

748
00:57:33,241 --> 00:57:35,789
- It has doubled!
- Voluntary contribution!

749
00:57:35,869 --> 00:57:37,916
- Everyone has to pay.
- This is outrageous!

750
00:57:37,996 --> 00:57:40,420
Have you got change for a dinner plate?

751
00:57:43,085 --> 00:57:45,549
It's all going to plan, Dino.

752
00:57:45,629 --> 00:57:49,428
Ooh. I love you, little bronze coin.

753
00:57:49,508 --> 00:57:51,179
Hello!

754
00:57:51,259 --> 00:57:54,138
I love you. I love you too. And you too.

755
00:57:54,221 --> 00:57:55,973
Nooth!

756
00:57:56,056 --> 00:57:57,183
What are you doing?

757
00:57:57,891 --> 00:58:00,314
Ugh. Not that stupid old bird again.

758
00:58:00,394 --> 00:58:03,022
Tell Chef to boil it up in a cassoulet.

759
00:58:04,564 --> 00:58:06,904
"Stupid old bird"?

760
00:58:08,443 --> 00:58:10,036
"Cassoulet"?

761
00:58:10,320 --> 00:58:13,449
Oh! Your Majesty!

762
00:58:14,491 --> 00:58:16,619
Why, this is an unexpected...

763
00:58:17,119 --> 00:58:19,666
...pleasure.

764
00:58:19,746 --> 00:58:22,795
Thought I'd come to this caveman game myself.

765
00:58:23,291 --> 00:58:25,339
And have a little nose.

766
00:58:25,419 --> 00:58:28,047
A great honor, Your Majesty.

767
00:58:30,048 --> 00:58:31,511
<i>And you have to say, Brian,</i>

768
00:58:31,591 --> 00:58:35,186
<i>Real Bronzio's manager is on the back foot.</i>

769
00:58:36,138 --> 00:58:38,101
<i>Oh, it's a terrible start</i>
<i>for the lad, Bryan.</i>

770
00:58:38,181 --> 00:58:40,184
<i>Terrible. I mean, just awful.</i>

771
00:58:40,267 --> 00:58:42,395
<i>I put it down to pre-match nerves.</i>

772
00:58:43,020 --> 00:58:44,608
<i>You're not wrong there, Brian.</i>

773
00:58:44,688 --> 00:58:47,988
I've brought my royal commentators with me.

774
00:58:48,567 --> 00:58:49,534
Sit!

775
00:58:50,277 --> 00:58:51,990
Right.

776
00:58:52,070 --> 00:58:54,243
Well, let's start the fun, shall we?

777
00:58:55,323 --> 00:58:58,202
<i>Bring out the Stone Age challengers!</i>

778
00:59:09,171 --> 00:59:11,799
What? Where are you taking me?

779
00:59:11,882 --> 00:59:14,010
What on Earth are you playing at?

780
00:59:23,310 --> 00:59:25,313
Oh, Dug.

781
00:59:40,368 --> 00:59:44,248
<i>Who challenge the champions?</i>

782
00:59:46,792 --> 00:59:50,046
You'll leave my people alone as agreed?

783
00:59:50,504 --> 00:59:52,757
Yes, just say the words.

784
00:59:54,966 --> 00:59:56,138
Not me.

785
00:59:57,803 --> 00:59:59,931
I forfeit the game

786
01:00:00,013 --> 01:00:02,728
and volunteer myself for the mines.

787
01:00:04,518 --> 01:00:05,940
And?

788
01:00:07,354 --> 01:00:08,481
And our valley...

789
01:00:09,606 --> 01:00:10,607
is yours.

790
01:00:10,690 --> 01:00:12,317
My goodness!

791
01:00:12,400 --> 01:00:14,277
Have the cavemen caved?

792
01:00:14,945 --> 01:00:17,539
Oh! So it seems.

793
01:00:17,864 --> 01:00:19,912
How very disappointing.

794
01:00:20,909 --> 01:00:25,005
<i>Everyone, go home! There is no game.</i>

795
01:00:26,123 --> 01:00:28,717
<i>Apologies for the inconvenience.</i>

796
01:00:29,376 --> 01:00:31,504
Tell the staff, no refunds.

797
01:00:31,586 --> 01:00:33,633
Fowl! Fowl!

798
01:00:33,713 --> 01:00:37,387
<i>Foul? No one's even playing,
you silly slap-head!</i>

799
01:00:37,467 --> 01:00:39,310
No, fowl!

800
01:00:57,362 --> 01:00:58,575
<i>Well, Brian,</i>

801
01:00:58,655 --> 01:01:01,329
<i>it looks like the Stone Age team
have just flown in.</i>

802
01:01:02,701 --> 01:01:03,953
<i>That's right, Bryan.</i>

803
01:01:04,035 --> 01:01:06,663
<i>They're definitely looking good in the air!</i>

804
01:01:06,746 --> 01:01:08,999
<i>See what I did there?</i>

805
01:01:09,416 --> 01:01:10,754
Oh, goodie.

806
01:01:10,834 --> 01:01:13,298
Seems there is a game after all.

807
01:01:39,321 --> 01:01:40,992
Gonna start without us, Dug?

808
01:01:41,072 --> 01:01:43,416
Chief, we can't play this game.

809
01:01:43,700 --> 01:01:45,794
What, because of a few paintings?

810
01:01:46,161 --> 01:01:49,336
So you know about those terrible pictures?

811
01:01:49,623 --> 01:01:50,794
They are terrible.

812
01:01:50,874 --> 01:01:52,717
I can draw better than that.

813
01:01:53,084 --> 01:01:54,711
But that's all they are.

814
01:01:55,545 --> 01:01:56,546
Pictures.

815
01:01:58,798 --> 01:02:00,220
It's this lot that counts.

816
01:02:01,134 --> 01:02:02,556
You were right, Dug.

817
01:02:03,053 --> 01:02:05,351
I thought we were just rabbit-hunters.

818
01:02:05,805 --> 01:02:07,102
Well, not anymore.

819
01:02:07,557 --> 01:02:09,309
You've shown me that.

820
01:02:09,935 --> 01:02:12,023
Who's playing with Dug

821
01:02:12,103 --> 01:02:13,525
for the valley?

822
01:02:13,897 --> 01:02:15,991
Champion.

823
01:02:17,150 --> 01:02:19,619
It's what Mr. Rock would've wanted.

824
01:02:29,329 --> 01:02:33,170
We challenge the champions!

825
01:02:34,793 --> 01:02:37,763
<i>Your funeral, caveman!</i>

826
01:02:42,342 --> 01:02:45,182
<i>This may be an uneven contest, Brian,</i>

827
01:02:45,262 --> 01:02:47,684
<i>but let's hope it's at least entertaining.</i>

828
01:02:47,764 --> 01:02:49,983
Ha! Let's get this done.

829
01:02:56,481 --> 01:02:57,482
What?

830
01:02:59,067 --> 01:03:00,364
Let's do it!

831
01:03:00,610 --> 01:03:02,237
<i>Oh! Well, this is interesting.</i>

832
01:03:03,905 --> 01:03:05,744
Hey, Hügelgraber!

833
01:03:05,824 --> 01:03:08,248
Wake up!

834
01:03:09,244 --> 01:03:10,541
<i>Very interesting!</i>

835
01:03:15,250 --> 01:03:16,213
Huh?

836
01:03:22,966 --> 01:03:25,890
<i>I don't believe it, Bryan!</i>

837
01:03:26,219 --> 01:03:30,224
<i>The Stone Age team have
caught their opponents napping.</i>

838
01:03:32,100 --> 01:03:35,195
Beginners' luck, Your Majesty.

839
01:03:35,603 --> 01:03:36,570
Hmph.

840
01:03:39,357 --> 01:03:40,984
Bad move, caveman.

841
01:03:41,067 --> 01:03:42,694
Now you've just made us mad.

842
01:03:47,032 --> 01:03:47,953
Oh!

843
01:03:48,033 --> 01:03:49,579
Yay!

844
01:03:49,659 --> 01:03:51,248
<i>And normal service is restored!</i>

845
01:03:51,328 --> 01:03:54,958
Jurgend! Jurgend!

846
01:03:55,040 --> 01:03:56,542
<i>Let's see the replay, Bryan.</i>

847
01:03:58,626 --> 01:04:00,879
Ooh, <i>ja,</i> kick!

848
01:04:00,962 --> 01:04:02,926
Yay! Goal!

849
01:04:03,006 --> 01:04:05,053
<i>You can't argue with the puppets, Bryan.</i>

850
01:04:05,133 --> 01:04:06,304
Kissy-kissy! Hug, hug, hug!

851
01:04:06,384 --> 01:04:09,012
<i>Aye, the puppets don't lie, Brian.</i>

852
01:04:10,597 --> 01:04:12,440
Oh!

853
01:04:12,724 --> 01:04:14,476
Oh! Ah, and that's a goal.

854
01:04:14,559 --> 01:04:15,936
That's two.

855
01:04:16,019 --> 01:04:17,146
<i>Real Bronzio</i>

856
01:04:17,228 --> 01:04:19,231
<i>- are in no mood to compromise.</i>
- Goal!

857
01:04:19,314 --> 01:04:21,237
Never mind. Come on, everyone!

858
01:04:23,693 --> 01:04:25,195
Boo!

859
01:04:30,200 --> 01:04:31,871
<i>And surely, that's settled it.</i>

860
01:04:34,454 --> 01:04:36,297
Yay!

861
01:04:41,586 --> 01:04:44,301
<i>Well, it's halftime, Bryan, and Real Bronzio</i>

862
01:04:44,381 --> 01:04:45,969
<i>are dominating this match.</i>

863
01:04:46,049 --> 01:04:48,638
<i># You're going down the mine #</i>

864
01:04:48,718 --> 01:04:50,807
<i># You're going down the mine #</i>

865
01:04:50,887 --> 01:04:54,436
The only place we're going
is back to the valley.

866
01:04:54,516 --> 01:04:56,187
Now come on, everyone!

867
01:04:56,267 --> 01:04:58,065
Let's show 'em what we've got!

868
01:05:08,279 --> 01:05:09,997
Remember your training, Eemak!

869
01:05:24,796 --> 01:05:27,049
Nice one, Eemak! That's it!

870
01:05:27,132 --> 01:05:30,136
<i>Goodness me, it looks</i>
<i>like a caveman counterattack.</i>

871
01:05:30,218 --> 01:05:32,346
Come on, then. Let's see your tackle.

872
01:05:35,849 --> 01:05:37,192
Great work, Magma!

873
01:05:38,184 --> 01:05:39,561
Hey, hey!

874
01:05:41,020 --> 01:05:42,484
What was that?

875
01:05:42,564 --> 01:05:46,110
<i>Oh-ho! Unorthodox,
Bryan, but effective.</i>

876
01:05:47,735 --> 01:05:50,033
- <i>This is unprecedented!</i>
- Yay!

877
01:05:50,113 --> 01:05:51,865
<i>I can't remember any side</i>

878
01:05:51,948 --> 01:05:54,747
<i>scoring two goals against Real Bronzio.</i>

879
01:05:57,078 --> 01:05:59,376
Oh, you fool. What were you playing at?

880
01:05:59,456 --> 01:06:00,833
You silly, stupid...

881
01:06:00,915 --> 01:06:03,794
Idiot! Do I have to do
everything around here?

882
01:06:03,877 --> 01:06:05,548
Caveman coming through!

883
01:06:05,628 --> 01:06:08,302
Nibbles, Your Majesty?

884
01:06:09,549 --> 01:06:10,637
Stuff your nibbles!

885
01:06:10,717 --> 01:06:12,514
<i>Well, Real Bronzio,</i>

886
01:06:12,594 --> 01:06:14,767
<i>they just don't know what's hit them,
they really don't.</i>

887
01:06:21,019 --> 01:06:25,024
<i>Oh-ho! The Stone Age team</i>
<i>is really coming together, Bryan.</i>

888
01:06:25,106 --> 01:06:28,861
<i>You're not wrong, Brian.</i>
<i>It's like Early Man, united.</i>

889
01:06:29,319 --> 01:06:30,616
That's another joke there, Brian.

890
01:06:30,987 --> 01:06:32,580
<i>Oh, look at this!</i>

891
01:06:33,156 --> 01:06:35,703
<i>The Stone Age striker beats one,</i>

892
01:06:35,783 --> 01:06:37,877
<i>nutmegs another...</i>

893
01:06:39,329 --> 01:06:41,000
All yours, Goona!

894
01:06:41,080 --> 01:06:42,047
Hmm.

895
01:06:43,208 --> 01:06:44,710
<i>She's going all the way.</i>

896
01:06:47,086 --> 01:06:48,429
<i>She shoots.</i>

897
01:06:49,005 --> 01:06:52,053
<i>She scores!</i>

898
01:06:52,133 --> 01:06:55,723
The crowd are going wild!

899
01:06:55,803 --> 01:06:58,601
<i>- And who can blame them?</i>
- Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

900
01:07:00,141 --> 01:07:01,178
Wait a minute!

901
01:07:01,267 --> 01:07:03,270
She shouldn't even be on the pitch.

902
01:07:03,353 --> 01:07:04,980
And why not?

903
01:07:05,063 --> 01:07:06,440
Because she's a...

904
01:07:08,983 --> 01:07:11,111
a great player!

905
01:07:11,861 --> 01:07:12,908
You lot!

906
01:07:13,571 --> 01:07:15,039
Get your act together!

907
01:07:15,365 --> 01:07:19,120
Unless you want to be suspended
for the rest of the season.

908
01:07:19,410 --> 01:07:20,411
Play on!

909
01:07:25,833 --> 01:07:27,046
Hmm...

910
01:07:27,126 --> 01:07:29,174
- Psst. Dino! Dino!
- Eh?

911
01:07:31,339 --> 01:07:35,060
- Have you got your rule book handy?
- Of course.

912
01:07:36,302 --> 01:07:39,147
Good. Because I'm throwing it at you.

913
01:07:39,389 --> 01:07:40,516
Eh?

914
01:07:43,726 --> 01:07:45,069
Come on, everyone.

915
01:07:45,436 --> 01:07:48,064
One last goal will take us home.

916
01:07:49,315 --> 01:07:51,443
Dino is having a lie-down.

917
01:07:51,526 --> 01:07:53,494
I am the new ref.

918
01:07:54,821 --> 01:07:56,198
Well, that's not fair!

919
01:07:56,573 --> 01:07:57,825
Oh, isn't it?

920
01:07:57,907 --> 01:07:59,409
Let's ask the new ref.

921
01:07:59,492 --> 01:08:01,244
Ref, is it fair?

922
01:08:01,327 --> 01:08:03,170
Oh, yes, it's totally fair.

923
01:08:03,663 --> 01:08:05,165
Okay. Play on!

924
01:08:06,165 --> 01:08:09,214
It's injury time. Understand?

925
01:08:17,468 --> 01:08:19,516
<i>Oh, that's not cricket, Bryan.</i>

926
01:08:20,471 --> 01:08:21,643
<i>Whatever cricket is.</i>

927
01:08:21,723 --> 01:08:23,645
Nothing to see there. Play on.

928
01:08:25,685 --> 01:08:28,024
- No!
- I didn't see anything.

929
01:08:28,104 --> 01:08:30,152
No foul! Play on!

930
01:08:31,399 --> 01:08:34,903
No, no. Get up. Play on.

931
01:08:36,738 --> 01:08:38,866
<i>Oh, that's way below the belt.</i>

932
01:08:50,585 --> 01:08:52,632
Chief!

933
01:08:52,712 --> 01:08:54,635
<i>Oh, caveman down, Brian!</i>

934
01:09:04,932 --> 01:09:07,811
Oh, my leg! Oh, my leg!

935
01:09:07,894 --> 01:09:09,897
Hurts so bad!

936
01:09:09,979 --> 01:09:11,856
Penalty!

937
01:09:11,939 --> 01:09:14,192
<i>Jurgend should get a prize for acting.</i>

938
01:09:14,692 --> 01:09:16,660
Chief? Chief?

939
01:09:17,153 --> 01:09:19,450
Ha! I soon have it fixed.

940
01:09:19,530 --> 01:09:20,952
Oh, great.

941
01:09:21,282 --> 01:09:23,000
Um... Huh?

942
01:09:23,409 --> 01:09:25,373
Ha. There. Good job.

943
01:09:25,453 --> 01:09:27,706
Come on, that was never a penalty!

944
01:09:28,247 --> 01:09:30,295
Fine. Check the replay.

945
01:09:30,375 --> 01:09:32,797
Oh, kick, ahh! Referee!

946
01:09:32,877 --> 01:09:34,379
Oh, my leg! My leg!

947
01:09:34,462 --> 01:09:37,302
Oh, no, the crocodile!

948
01:09:37,382 --> 01:09:40,010
Snack, snack, snack.

949
01:09:40,093 --> 01:09:41,595
Oh, terrible foul!

950
01:09:42,011 --> 01:09:43,683
Beating him with sausages!

951
01:09:43,763 --> 01:09:46,232
Shame on you. Definite penalty.

952
01:09:49,519 --> 01:09:54,193
<i>A draw is just not good enough</i>
<i>for the primitive part-timers, Bryan.</i>

953
01:09:54,273 --> 01:09:55,486
<i>And now this.</i>

954
01:09:55,566 --> 01:09:58,281
<i>A Real Bronzio penalty</i>

955
01:09:58,361 --> 01:10:00,364
<i>in the dying moments of the match.</i>

956
01:10:00,655 --> 01:10:03,909
<i>Aye, and the goalie looks in a bad way too.</i>

957
01:10:07,328 --> 01:10:09,080
Dug...

958
01:10:09,497 --> 01:10:10,669
Chief?

959
01:10:11,249 --> 01:10:14,674
I spent my whole life hunting rabbits.

960
01:10:17,171 --> 01:10:18,468
I held you back.

961
01:10:20,091 --> 01:10:21,218
I'm sorry.

962
01:10:22,260 --> 01:10:25,184
I'm so...

963
01:10:29,809 --> 01:10:30,810
Chief?

964
01:10:32,311 --> 01:10:34,655
Chief!

965
01:10:38,693 --> 01:10:39,990
Huh?

966
01:10:46,325 --> 01:10:48,077
Dug,

967
01:10:48,161 --> 01:10:51,836
I don't mean to worry you,
but what are we going to do for a goalie?

968
01:11:04,427 --> 01:11:05,770
Hognob?

969
01:11:08,681 --> 01:11:09,728
Okay!

970
01:11:13,144 --> 01:11:16,944
<i>My word. Is that a pig
they just put in goal?</i>

971
01:11:19,025 --> 01:11:20,948
<i>Have to say that's rather rash.</i>

972
01:11:21,319 --> 01:11:23,413
<i>- Rasher. Do you get it? Bacon.</i>
- Mmm.

973
01:11:23,738 --> 01:11:25,911
I've never missed a penalty.

974
01:11:26,324 --> 01:11:30,204
Not against a pig anyway.

975
01:11:30,286 --> 01:11:31,874
<i>And it looks like it's all over</i>

976
01:11:31,954 --> 01:11:35,378
<i>for this plucky band
of knuckle-grazers, Bryan.</i>

977
01:11:35,458 --> 01:11:36,960
<i>A great effort,</i>

978
01:11:37,043 --> 01:11:39,717
<i>but, in the end, it wasn't quite enough.</i>

979
01:11:44,842 --> 01:11:49,314
Say goodbye to your valley, caveman.

980
01:11:50,515 --> 01:11:51,858
Come on, Hognob.

981
01:11:52,225 --> 01:11:53,352
You can do it.

982
01:12:18,167 --> 01:12:19,630
<i>He's got a trotter to it!</i>

983
01:12:22,338 --> 01:12:24,552
<i>It's still in play, Brian.</i>

984
01:12:28,219 --> 01:12:30,517
Dug. Dug!

985
01:12:30,972 --> 01:12:33,896
<i>You were always a mammoth-hunter!</i>

986
01:12:35,476 --> 01:12:36,944
<i>Dug! Over here!</i>

987
01:12:37,478 --> 01:12:39,731
<i>Go hunt mammoth!</i>

988
01:12:41,649 --> 01:12:43,743
Everyone! Give me a hand!

989
01:12:44,235 --> 01:12:46,533
My ball!

990
01:12:54,078 --> 01:12:56,706
Don't crowd me!

991
01:13:17,602 --> 01:13:20,526
<i>That is an amazing goal!</i>

992
01:13:21,105 --> 01:13:23,108
Yay!

993
01:13:26,068 --> 01:13:27,907
<i>Look at that.</i>

994
01:13:27,987 --> 01:13:30,490
<i>The giant duck is on the pitch.</i>

995
01:13:30,573 --> 01:13:31,870
<i>He thinks it's all over.</i>

996
01:13:38,205 --> 01:13:39,423
<i>It is now!</i>

997
01:13:46,380 --> 01:13:48,257
Is this as good as you imagined?

998
01:13:48,633 --> 01:13:49,634
No.

999
01:13:51,510 --> 01:13:52,974
It's better!

1000
01:13:53,054 --> 01:13:53,976
Yeah!

1001
01:13:59,435 --> 01:14:01,938
Well done, my old hoggy friend!

1002
01:14:02,647 --> 01:14:03,818
You cheat!

1003
01:14:03,898 --> 01:14:06,777
You are a disgrace to football!

1004
01:14:08,694 --> 01:14:10,116
Oh!

1005
01:14:16,953 --> 01:14:17,999
Hmm?

1006
01:14:18,079 --> 01:14:19,422
Good game.

1007
01:14:22,750 --> 01:14:23,672
<i>Ja.</i>

1008
01:14:24,460 --> 01:14:26,383
Well played, caveman.

1009
01:14:27,546 --> 01:14:28,673
So...

1010
01:14:29,090 --> 01:14:29,966
Huh?

1011
01:14:30,049 --> 01:14:35,055
You've reminded us how
the beautiful game should be played.

1012
01:14:36,931 --> 01:14:39,104
As for Lord Nooth...

1013
01:14:39,892 --> 01:14:43,146
Nooth? Nooth! Where is that...

1014
01:14:44,230 --> 01:14:46,733
- Rat!
- Yes, quite!

1015
01:14:49,485 --> 01:14:51,488
Guards!

1016
01:14:51,737 --> 01:14:54,411
Apprehend that rodent!

1017
01:14:55,408 --> 01:14:57,455
So long, suckers!

1018
01:14:57,535 --> 01:14:58,748
<i>My word, Bryan.</i>

1019
01:14:58,828 --> 01:15:02,583
<i>That schnookel-grabbing scoundrel
is making off with the profits!</i>

1020
01:15:03,165 --> 01:15:04,337
After you.

1021
01:15:04,417 --> 01:15:06,255
<i>Aye, but will he get away?</i>

1022
01:15:08,004 --> 01:15:10,473
- <i>Oh, superb shot!</i>
<i>- And a rebound!</i>

1023
01:15:11,382 --> 01:15:12,303
<i>Oh, that got him!</i>

1024
01:15:12,383 --> 01:15:14,932
<i>Aye, Nooth is on the back foot now, Brian.</i>

1025
01:15:15,594 --> 01:15:17,688
<i>Quite literally.</i>

1026
01:15:22,309 --> 01:15:23,522
<i>Look at that.</i>

1027
01:15:23,602 --> 01:15:25,900
<i>- Caught by the old bill.</i>
<i>- Oh, Bryan,</i>

1028
01:15:25,980 --> 01:15:28,074
<i>that's comedy bronze.
Well done, my friend.</i>

1029
01:15:37,324 --> 01:15:39,292
No! My lovely schnookels!

1030
01:15:45,958 --> 01:15:47,426
Yay!

1031
01:15:48,169 --> 01:15:49,887
Oh, refund.

1032
01:15:50,379 --> 01:15:53,474
That should remind him
of the pecking order, eh?

1033
01:15:54,050 --> 01:15:55,051
Yeah.

1034
01:15:55,134 --> 01:15:57,102
Oh, and, caveman,

1035
01:15:57,636 --> 01:16:00,731
I think this is yours.

1036
01:16:09,940 --> 01:16:13,740
Symbol of a game sent from heaven.

1037
01:16:14,070 --> 01:16:15,992
Thank you, Your...

1038
01:16:16,072 --> 01:16:18,245
Bronze Chiefness.

1039
01:16:18,991 --> 01:16:22,461
And now, I believe it's time you went home...

1040
01:16:26,415 --> 01:16:28,133
to your valley.

1041
01:16:33,923 --> 01:16:35,675
We're going home.

1042
01:16:49,480 --> 01:16:51,323
Oh, hey!

1043
01:18:03,804 --> 01:18:04,680
<i># Hey! #</i>

1044
01:18:04,763 --> 01:18:07,812
<i># Now the clouds are starting
To part, yeah #</i>

1045
01:18:07,892 --> 01:18:10,395
<i># I feel I'm on my way #</i>

1046
01:18:11,729 --> 01:18:14,778
<i># Now I see the sun is shining #</i>

1047
01:18:15,149 --> 01:18:17,363
<i># Each and every day #</i>

1048
01:18:17,443 --> 01:18:20,322
<i># It's gonna be a good day
Good day #</i>

1049
01:18:20,905 --> 01:18:23,909
<i># It's gonna be a good day
Good day #</i>

1050
01:18:24,325 --> 01:18:27,329
<i># It's gonna be a good day
Good day #</i>

1051
01:18:27,411 --> 01:18:29,163
<i># Now I finally found my way #</i>

1052
01:18:31,749 --> 01:18:32,920
<i># Hey! #</i>

1053
01:18:33,000 --> 01:18:35,754
<i># Up above, the birds are singing #</i>

1054
01:18:35,836 --> 01:18:38,180
<i># Singing just for me #</i>

1055
01:18:39,423 --> 01:18:42,677
<i># No worries now upon my mind #</i>

1056
01:18:43,052 --> 01:18:45,305
<i># No worries I can see #</i>

1057
01:18:45,387 --> 01:18:48,477
<i># It's gonna be a good day
Good day #</i>

1058
01:18:48,557 --> 01:18:51,777
<i># It's gonna be a good day
Good day #</i>

1059
01:18:52,269 --> 01:18:55,273
<i># It's gonna be a good day
Good day #</i>

1060
01:18:55,356 --> 01:18:57,278
<i># Now I finally found my way #</i>

1061
01:18:58,734 --> 01:19:01,112
<i># Now I finally found my way #</i>

1062
01:19:01,862 --> 01:19:03,956
<i># Oh, now I found my way #</i>

1063
01:19:08,369 --> 01:19:13,085
<i># Yeah, now I'm finally on my way #</i>

1064
01:19:13,165 --> 01:19:16,338
<i># It's gonna be a good day
Good day #</i>

1065
01:19:16,418 --> 01:19:19,967
<i># It's gonna be a good day
Good day #</i>

1066
01:19:20,047 --> 01:19:22,721
<i># It's gonna be a good day
Good day #</i>

1067
01:19:23,509 --> 01:19:26,479
<i># It's gonna be a good day
Good day #</i>

1068
01:19:26,971 --> 01:19:30,225
<i># It's gonna be a good day
Good day #</i>

1069
01:19:30,307 --> 01:19:33,272
<i># It's gonna be a good day
Good day #</i>

1070
01:19:33,352 --> 01:19:35,400
<i># Now I finally found my way #</i>

1071
01:19:53,289 --> 01:19:56,964
<i># Do you feel it on the breeze it #</i>

1072
01:19:57,876 --> 01:20:01,676
<i># Whisper in your ear
Just to let you know #</i>

1073
01:20:02,089 --> 01:20:05,559
<i># That you can be it
If you defeat it #</i>

1074
01:20:06,343 --> 01:20:10,519
<i># I'll be waiting underneath
To catch you when you fall #</i>

1075
01:20:19,857 --> 01:20:24,238
<i># I'll be by your side
Through the coldest night #</i>

1076
01:20:24,320 --> 01:20:27,324
<i># Together, together, together #</i>

1077
01:20:28,532 --> 01:20:32,831
<i># When your gold turns black
My hand on your back #</i>

1078
01:20:32,911 --> 01:20:36,916
<i># Forever, forever, forever #</i>

1079
01:20:40,794 --> 01:20:45,386
<i># 'Cause I got hope, hope, hope
More than you know, know, know #</i>

1080
01:20:45,466 --> 01:20:48,055
<i># Deep in my soul, soul, soul #</i>

1081
01:20:48,135 --> 01:20:50,263
<i># So even when my walls come down #</i>

1082
01:20:50,346 --> 01:20:54,186
<i># I know, know, know
That I won't choke, choke, choke #</i>

1083
01:20:54,266 --> 01:20:56,314
<i># With every word I wrote #</i>

1084
01:20:56,977 --> 01:20:59,316
<i># I'll sing until my lungs give out like #</i>

1085
01:21:05,652 --> 01:21:08,617
<i># I'll sing until my lungs give out like #</i>

1086
01:22:03,794 --> 01:22:08,425
<i># 'Cause I got hope, hope, hope
More than you know, know, know #</i>

1087
01:22:08,507 --> 01:22:11,386
<i># Deep in my soul, soul, soul #</i>

1088
01:22:11,468 --> 01:22:14,892
<i># So even when my walls come down
I know, know, know #</i>

1089
01:22:14,972 --> 01:22:19,563
<i># That I won't choke, choke, choke,
With every word I wrote #</i>

1090
01:22:19,643 --> 01:22:22,397
<i># I'll sing until my lungs give out like #</i>

1091
01:22:28,694 --> 01:22:31,408
<i># I'll sing until my lungs give out like #</i>

1092
01:22:31,488 --> 01:22:34,833
<i># Hey, yeah #</i>

1093
01:22:41,665 --> 01:22:44,464
<i># One, two, a one, two, three, four #</i>

1094
01:22:57,055 --> 01:23:00,525
<i># All night long
Yeah, you've been looking at me #</i>

1095
01:23:00,976 --> 01:23:05,698
<i># Well, you know you're
the dance-floor cutie you longed to be #</i>

1096
01:23:06,106 --> 01:23:09,530
<i># Oh, well now you've been Laying it down #</i>

1097
01:23:09,610 --> 01:23:12,032
<i># You got your hips swinging
Out of bounds #</i>

1098
01:23:12,112 --> 01:23:17,454
<i># And I like the way you do
What you're doing to me #</i>

1099
01:23:17,534 --> 01:23:19,748
<i># That's right, that's right
That's right, that's right #</i>

1100
01:23:19,828 --> 01:23:22,251
<i># I really love your tiger light #</i>

1101
01:23:22,331 --> 01:23:24,878
<i># That's neat, that's neat
That's neat, that's neat #</i>

1102
01:23:24,958 --> 01:23:29,839
<i># I really love your tiger feet
I really love your tiger feet #</i>

1103
01:23:30,547 --> 01:23:34,893
<i># Your tiger feet
Your tiger feet #</i>

1104
01:23:35,469 --> 01:23:39,394
<i># Your tiger feet
All right! #</i>

1105
01:23:51,610 --> 01:23:55,331
<i># Well, flash your warning lights
Just as long as you like #</i>

1106
01:23:56,156 --> 01:24:00,628
<i># I know you're aching
To be making me tonight #</i>

1107
01:24:01,370 --> 01:24:06,462
<i># I've got a feeling in my knees
A feeling only you can please #</i>

1108
01:24:06,542 --> 01:24:11,924
<i># There ain't no way I'm gonna
Let you outta my sight #</i>

1109
01:24:12,506 --> 01:24:14,678
<i># That's right, that's right
That's right, that's right #</i>

1110
01:24:14,758 --> 01:24:17,347
<i># I really love your tiger light #</i>

1111
01:24:17,427 --> 01:24:19,850
<i># That's neat, that's neat
That's neat, that's neat #</i>

1112
01:24:19,930 --> 01:24:24,652
<i># I really love your tiger feet
I really love your tiger feet #</i>

1113
01:24:25,394 --> 01:24:27,021
<i># Your tiger feet #</i>

1114
01:24:28,021 --> 01:24:29,694
<i># Your tiger feet #</i>

1115
01:24:30,607 --> 01:24:34,157
<i># Your tiger feet
All right! #</i>

1116
01:24:46,623 --> 01:24:49,296
<i># That's right, that's right
That's right, that's right #</i>

1117
01:24:49,376 --> 01:24:51,094
<i># I really love your tiger light #</i>

1118
01:24:52,045 --> 01:24:54,510
<i># That's neat, that's neat
That's neat, that's neat #</i>

1119
01:24:54,590 --> 01:25:00,516
<i># I really love your tiger feet
I really love your tiger feet #</i>

1120
01:25:00,596 --> 01:25:03,310
<i># Well now, you've been laying it down #</i>

1121
01:25:03,390 --> 01:25:05,812
<i># You've got your hips
Swinging out of bounds #</i>

1122
01:25:05,892 --> 01:25:09,613
<i># And I like the way you do
What you're doing to me #</i>

1123
01:25:11,148 --> 01:25:13,612
<i># That's right, that's right
That's right, that's right #</i>

1124
01:25:13,692 --> 01:25:15,864
<i># I really love your tiger light #</i>

1125
01:25:15,944 --> 01:25:18,698
<i># That's neat, that's neat
That's neat, that's neat #</i>

1126
01:25:18,780 --> 01:25:23,582
<i># I really love your tiger feet
I really love your tiger feet #</i>

1127
01:25:24,536 --> 01:25:25,913
<i># Your tiger feet #</i>

1128
01:25:26,997 --> 01:25:28,465
<i># Your tiger feet #</i>

1129
01:25:29,666 --> 01:25:32,965
<i># Your tiger feet
All right! #</i>

1130
01:25:33,045 --> 01:25:35,423
<i># That's right, that's right
That's right, that's right #</i>

1131
01:25:35,505 --> 01:25:38,008
<i># That's right, that's right
That's right, that's right #</i>

1132
01:25:38,091 --> 01:25:40,469
<i># That's neat, that's neat
That's neat, that's neat #</i>

1133
01:25:40,552 --> 01:25:43,897
<i># I really love, I really love
I really love, I really love #</i>

1134
01:25:44,348 --> 01:25:46,521
<i># I really love your tiger feet #</i>

1135
01:25:47,059 --> 01:25:48,356
<i># Tiger feet #</i>