Sewers RNG manipulation :: EBHH

Sewers manip \o/

You're standing on your bed and sleeping because you're a badass.
You wake up. Immediately open your menu and equip both your weapon and your armor, without moving the cursor more than what's necessary.
Head left, and mash through the text. Once "over all this puke!" happens, press A once, and you'll be free to move without the text box being closed. Walk left, and you'll for real wake up.

Mash through this weak-ass nerd's conversation. Once "try not to get in trouble with the boss!" happens, the same as before. Press A once, go up (with the text box still open) until you hit the counter, then walk straight left to guide into the door.

Up and left behind the desk to Pirkle. Listen to him talk for an hour and get the key to the sewers. Leave.
Immediately walk down-right to the bottom of the room, walk along it until you reach the door. Leave.

Buffer down and left, then head left once you align with the top of the sewer cap. Check the sign in the street and mash through the text. Buffer right.

Head down the first ladder to the right, and continue east until you reach the next room. Once you appear in the next room, quickly press A then B, twice. (ABx2). Head right, then down the ladder, then right.

Once you reach the right corner of the upward protrusion (I have no idea how to actually describe this just check the video for when it is), ABx1. Then once you reach the ladder ABx2 again. Climb the ladder, head left to the door with the phone you passed. A teensy bit after the second trash can enemy appears in the water, AAx1. (Be careful though because this can be done too early as well as too late.) Once you're below the door, Lx1, then enter the door. Mash through the 6 years of signature Toby Fox narration.

Once you're free to move and enemies start barreling at you, press up like you're gonna go back through the door. Mash B and select until the weird text box cursor in the upper left corner of the screen disappears and you reset the room. Do this a total of 6 times until there are no spawns, including butterflies. Head left, then down the ladder, then right.

There should be a roach, a ?, and a hippie C-blocking the present up there. Don't worry about them, just keep going right.
Once you reach the center of the narrow hallway, Lx2. Continue right until you reach the final room.
Loop down and left around the trash can to get the two hippies stuck there and you're home free.