Smug Berdly

Anon held his midterm report card in both hands, looking down at it with an upset face. Though the entirety of it was complicated and full of words and text, his eyes kept scrolling across the five boxes marked with letters in the middle. He looked up at everyone else, they either got much better grades than him, or weren’t nearly as disparaged about their low marks as he was. As his mind started to race, what his parents would say, where he would be at the end of the semester when the abysmal grades would be permanent, and the insurmountability of fixing this occupying his conscious thoughts, he noticed a shadow on his desk, as well as two blue, feathery hands on each side. “Hey Anon! Watcha get on your report card?” the blue bird said teasingly as Anon finally craned his neck to look up at him. Anon still held his report card at an angle so that Berdly couldn’t see, although he looked confident enough that his marks would be higher. Berdly was, at least to Anon, odd. Maybe odd wasn’t the best word for him, but he was definitely something. He was by far the smartest kid in his class, the school, and maybe even the district. The glasses certainly didn’t help his case as a nerd, but somewhere through all of the studying, extra credit, and sucking up to teachers, he found the time to rub everyone’s face in his scholastic achievements. He wasn’t a bully, at least Anon thought, even though it did get on people’s nerves most of the time, even when he was trying to be genuinely helpful and offer assistance with projects or homework. “Why do you care..” Anon said, the only thing in his mind that could make taking in the fact he was basically flunking would probably being the next Harvard admittant’s grades next to his. He sighed, not really caring what would happen as he tossed his card onto the table, with Berdly quickly scooping it up like some kind of vulture. “Oh!~ Oh. Oh…” he said, initially excited about the opportunity to rub his accomplishment in another mediocre student’s face, only to realize this might have fallen a notch below mediocre. Anon blushed, looking back down as Berdly double checked what he was looking at. “Wow, I uh..” Berdly stammered, he might have been a bit socially inept, but even he knew this was probably not something he should try to make sting more. He set the card down, prompting another sigh from Anon. “Yeah, I know, they suck. Straight A’s, I get it, math is easy for you..” he said in an attempt to dismiss any crap he would get from Berdly. He paused for a moment, thinking that Anon’s mood was probably his fault, what with him coming over here in search of easy prey to mock. Suddenly, he had an idea that only reinstated his status as the smartest person in school. “Math could be easy for us~” he said as invitingly as he could, making it sound as ad-libbed as it was. Anon was a bit confused, less peeved at his words than he imagined. “What? What do you mean, for us?” Anon said as the blush in his cheeks receded for now, curiosity getting the better of him. “Like, I could uh, help you with math. Like, homework, or just you know, math in general. Probably both..” he said a bit instinctively, the blush returning to Anon’s face as he was unable to deny the D minus he had spent the last few minutes looking at burned in his memory. Anon looked up at the bird, he was wearing a collared white shirt and khaki shorts like usual, holding his surprisingly light bookbag in front of him now. He smiled awkwardly, doing his best to sell himself as anything other than an egomaniac looking for a power trip. “Yeah, right, how do I know this isn’t an excuse for you to laugh at my math skills?” Anon said skeptically. “You don’t. Buuut, you also don’t know math, so I think thats a fair price to pay for graduating highschool~” Berdly said smugly. Anon grumbled, knowing he was just joking around, although a bit upset at the fact that he was kind of right. Even if it was just a ploy to boost his ego, he would still need to prove he knew what he was talking about, and he could definitely pick up a few things from him. “Fine.. but I’m gonna stop if you’re just gonna mock me the whole time..” Anon said as he got out of his chair, blushing a little harder as he was now almost face to face with Berdly, forced to take in the fact he was a few inches taller than him. “Oh come on, not the WHOLE time~ We can go to my place, do you have time today?” he said innocently enough. Anon grumbled at the fact he was actually going to go to his house to get lessons from him, comparing it to groveling for a chance at graduating as he started to regret his decision. “Yeah, I guess, my mom doesn’t really care.. Plus, once she sees this, studying will be a pretty good excuse.” Anon said as the two of them started walking out of the now mostly empty classroom. Berdly slung his backpack around his shoulder as the two of them walked together down the side walk. It was a nice day, warm, but not hot, with enough breeze to remind you the wind was there, and nothing more, shaking the leaves and grass to reiterate the life they bore. Anon felt weird, and he didn’t know why, which didn’t help. It was so nice out, and he was a foot or two away from Berdly’s side as the two of them walked to his house.. Why would that feel weird? “Here it is! That concludes the physical education portion of our tutoring~” Berdly said before laughing at his own joke, turning at the walkway to his house. Anon couldn’t help but chuckle in response, although he didn’t let Berdly see. The jokes he could handle, as long as they weren’t at his expense, as he started to think this might not be as bad as he worked it up to be. The place he lived in was.. A house. Nothing special, or extraordinary on the outside, or inside, it looked like just another suburban house, which again, Anon found weird for no particular reason. He was led into the dining room, which oddly enough wasn’t covered in plates, or decorations, but lots and lots of papers and textbooks. It looked like it hadn’t been used for a proper dinner in a while as Berdly sat down in the middle of the slew of worksheets, study material, and the like. “My dad usually works crazy late, so we’ve got the place to ourselves for a while, it should be nice and quiet.” Berdly said as he made a space in all the papers, Anon wondered how he kept track of it all when it looked just so.. Messy. Anon stood over the table, there was only really room for Berdly to do anything from where he was sitting, and Anon didn’t really know where to sit. Berdly finally realized this before standing up quickly, and making his way over to the side of the table that was likely used for food more often than schoolwork, an empty seat pulled up right next to him. Anon set down his backpack before sitting down, feeling a bit awkward as he did so. “Okay, so I saw a few things on your report card, aaand I think we’re gonna be doing more than math.. But, since I don’t like picking, we’re just gonna start with.. Uh, I don’t wanna uh, you know..” Berdly said, slowing down a statement that initially had a lot of momentum. “Are you okay?” the bird asked, turned to look at anon’s red face. He had no idea what was happening, and truth be told, he didn’t know if he was okay. “I don’t know..” he admitted, a bit worried about that remark just being a spoon-fed snarky response from Berdly. “Your face is red.. Like, really red, I don’t think humans faces are supposed to get.. Do you want like, some water? Or do you wanna lie down or something, the living rooms over there..” Berdly said with genuine concern. “Water would be great”.. Anon said very weakly in response, not knowing what was coming over him. Silently and cautiously, keeping an eye on Anon as he got up, he went to the kitchen before coming back with a cold bottle of water. He kept standing as Anon took a few large chugs from it before setting it back down. He made the mistake of looking up at the bird, and another of looking into his glasses-covered eyes. He felt himself staring, his face getting redder as Berdly started to finally get a hunch, looking right back. He regretted every second of the awkward stare, especially as a smug grin came across the bird’s face. “Oh. My. Gosh~ No way!” he said in disbelief, causing Anon to avert his gaze, wanting desperately to just bury his face in a pillow, or his hands. “S-Shut up!” Anon said again meekly, looking as far away from Berdly as he possibly could. “Hey, Anon.. Hey!” he heard Berdly say, surprisingly close to his ear, as if he had squatted down to eye level. “Come on nerd, take a picture, it’ll last longer~” he teased again. “I s-said shut u-” Anon turned to yell at Berdly, finally fed up with all of these confusing emotions as he was interrupted by some similar, much more confusing ones. The second he turned his face to yell at him, Berdly leaned in to kiss him right on the lips, surprising Anon, although not in a bad way. Anon moaned softly into the kiss, enjoying it physically a lot more than he could ever imagine, his loins stirring as Berdly pulled away from it, opening his eyes to gaze into his again. He chuckled smugly at the sight of the blushing human. “Did you like that? I bet you did~” Berdly said, breaking the silence as he pulled his hand away from the back of his head, something Anon didn’t even realize was there. He kept staring stupidly at him, not sure what to say, or do to make this work, or if he even wanted this to work. He wanted things, but he didn’t want to ask for them, he didn’t want to freak out Berdly, or even worse, give him leverage. “Did you really wanna come here to study?” he said as if he had just uncovered some nefarious plot. “N-No, I swear, I just wanted help with math..” Anon said, finally breaking his streak of staring into space. Berdly grinned, standing up over Anon, his head craning back to keep eye contact with the bird. “I think you know we’re not gonna do math today after that~” he said in confident response, his fingers on Anon’s chin. Anon was a bit uncomfortable with the chills running down his spine, and how confident a nerd of his caliber was doing all of this to him. He felt helpless, but.. He didn’t mind so much. “W-What are we gonna do then..?” Anon asked both nervously and excitedly. Berdly giggled before leaning down again, his hands on Anon’s thighs. “God, you’re such a virgin~” he said teasingly, looking straight into Anon’s eyes. “S-Shut up! You probably are too..” Anon said, backing down into his chair from how close Berdly was. “Probably? Already second guessing yourself?~ You wouldn’t know it even if I was, so shush~” Berdly said, sending more jolts into Anon’s loins as he was taking aback by his indomitable nature. Berdly hopped up on the table, looking down at Anon even more. “So.. Do you think about me a lot? How long have you wanted me to kiss you like that?” Berdly said quickly and precisely, as if starting a long line of questions. “W-What? No, I swear I don’t.. I’ve never, felt like this before..” Anon said, trailing off as Berdly continued without missing a beat. “You’re right, you never wanted to kiss me.. Not on my lips at least~ What kind of sick perverted fantasies do you have running around inside of your head Anon? Must be pretty bad if it’s distracting you from school THAT much~” he said, deliberately trying to make anon feel smaller and smaller, among other things. Anon was hard in his pants, an uncomfortable rock hard erection concealed under his pulled down hoodie. He had no idea why this was making him hard, thoughts of giving in and coming to terms with his infatuation for this nerd ran through his head, as well as the things he wanted to do with him. “You’re so adorable Anon.. You’re just sitting there taking it with a little bulge in your pants~ I barely even touched you, come on~” Berdly teased, trying to see how far he could take this. “Stand up.” he ordered, hopping off the table as Anon meekly stood up, almost cowering in his presence. Berdly grinned as he quickly slipped his hand into Anon’s pants, his hand gripping a bulge in his underwear, causing him to cry out. He grabbed his arm, his mouth open, his tongue hanging out as he tried to push Berdly away for all of five seconds before he felt his hips grinding against his touch, losing control as over the course of the next twenty seconds he climaxed and came through his underwear, looking up at Berdly with an adorable, slutty face. Berdly grinned widely as his new toy ruined itself from just his hand alone. He pulled it out once he felt like he was done, wrapping both his hands around Anon to pull his groing into his, his spent and sensitive length grinding into him as Berdly looked into his eyes. “You’re such a virgin dude~ You’re a pervert~” he teased, Anon whimpered, regretting his intense physical infatuation as he accepted Berdly’s statements as fact. “But now, you’re my pervert~

Anon with some effort managed to pull his tongue back into his mouth, as well as take his hands off the bird’s arm. Berdly pulled his hand quickly out of Anon’s pants as he felt a wet, warm, and sticky liquid oozing through Anon’s underwear. He inspected his hand, not much of it had gotten through as he rationalized what had just happened. “Did you.. Did you just.. From that?” Berdly said, not sure whether he should be laughing at Anon, or feeling bad for him. Anon’s face was beet red as he backed away from the bird as he continued to leak into his now ruined underwear. He had, and he knew it, and not only that, but it had felt amazing. Berdly flashed back to the look in Anons eyes, chuckling again as he wiped his hand on his pants, eyeing Anon devilishly. The both of them knew he was in too deep now for this to go back to studying, probably ever again as Anon backed himself into the table, glancing behind him to see what he hit. When his gaze returned forward, Berdly was just inches away from his face, the same smug grin on his face. “Did you just cum in your pants?” he asked flatly, not needing to work up a statement like that. Anon couldn’t bring himself to keep looking at him, prompting another chuckle from Berdly. He tilted his head to try to keep looking into Anon’s eyes, putting his hand on his chin to guide his gaze back up to his. “Because you wanna know what I think? I think you came in your pants. I think if I pulled down your pants I’d see a big wet spot on your underwear~” he said in an attempt to push Anon’s buttons. “Fine! Fine, I did, so what.. You’re the one that put your hand down my pants..” Anon said, as if that was a good excuse as to why he was such a quickshot. “Dude, you came. Like, in my hand. You’re such a virgin dude!”  Berdly said, openly laughing at Anon. “I knew you had a crush on me, but I didn’t know it was THAT bad..” he continued, looking into Anon’s eyes as he paused, the only thing they could hear was Anon’s still somewhat heavy breathing. Berdly leaned in to kiss him again on the lips, seeing if that would make things worse. Anon instinctively wrapped his arms around Berdly’s waist, fighting the urge to lift one of his legs up behind him as he did. He pulled away, an erection of his own growing in his cargo shorts. “I made you cum Anon..” he said before he was interrupted by him. “T-Thanks..” Anon said in response, prompting Berdly to chuckle again. “But you know what that means, right nerd?” Berdly whispered into Anon’s ear. Anon stayed quiet, waiting for Berdly to either dish out more orders, or pull off of him. “It means we’re not even, you owe me~” Berdly said, making Anon blush more, just as the redness had started to leave his face. Berdly had made that up completely, and Anon knew that, but he still wanted to hear what he had in mind. He wasn’t so against the idea of touching him, or sucking him off, or maybe even- “Buuut.. I wanna do something. I wanna play a game, or uh, more of a bet~” he said temptingly before pulling away, putting a hand on his hip as he gave Anon a seductive look. “I’m sure that wet stain in your underwear is getting cold by now, so how about this~ You’re still hard, I’m getting there, why don’t we both take off our pants, and whoever’s bigger has to go down on the other one~”. Anon blushed again, of course he was right about the stain, he definitely wanted to free himself from the confines of his pants. He looked at Berdly’s cargo shorts, seeing no obvious bulge. He wouldn’t make a bet like that if he didn’t know he was going to win, especially with the confident look on his face. But on the other hand, he was the biggest nerd in school, if he was packing even a little bit he wouldn’t be such a book worm. His glasses are probably bigger than his dick, what the hell. “Fine.. You’ll look a lot better between my legs anyway!” Anon said, prompting Berdly to chuckle again before he dropped his shorts and boxers, Anon’s jaw dropping. It was like, eight inches, at least, and it wasn’t even completely hard yet. “Close your mouth, you’ll catch flies~” Berdly said, his hand back on his hip again. “Your turn, come on, drop ‘em.” he said flatly, looking at Anon’s crotch. Anon yet again had to force himself to close his mouth, blushing profusely as he gripped the beltline of his pants, his legs a bit shaky at just the sight of the absolute hammer Berdly was packing. He let his pants slide down, revealing his hard, mediocre length for Berdly to gawk at. “Wow dude, you’re huge~” Berdly teased, the ironic remark making Anon feel even smaller than he was. “This is a close one, I think we’re gonna have to get a closer look..” the bird said, walking up to Anon. Anon put his hands on the table to hold himself up as the now erect bird cock pressed against his own, much more sensitive one. He gasped as his length was dwarfed by Berdly’s, the bird’s hands reaching behind Anon to cover the human’s as he pushed his hips against him, looking down into his eyes as he groaned softly. Berdly humped against him a few times, making Anon whimper in pleasure before he leaned back, taking his hands off of the nervous human’s. “I think it would be pretty unfair of me to judge, so, who do you think is bigger Anon?” Berdly said as he continued to press his length up against Anon’s, his balls nestled above Berdly’s much larger sack. Anon looked down, salivating at the sight of it pressed up against his own. He bit his lip as he realized just how much he wanted to have it on his face, and in his mouth, among other places.. He just didn’t want to admit it to Berdly, looking back up at the face he was making didn’t encourage anon to give him even an inch, especially since he already had a good two or three going on him. “It’s uhm.. Y-You’re huge..” Anon huffed, gulping as he strayed from his plan. Berdly wrapped his soft hand around their two lengths, sending a shudder down Anon’s spine, as well as coaxing a whimper from the back of his throat as he started stroking the two of them off. Berdly didn’t enjoy it nearly as much as Anon did, his tongue hanging out again as he worked his entire length, not even reaching his own tip with his hand. Anon moaned, prompting Berdly to pick up the pace, wanting to see him squirm more and more. The table shifted a bit as Anon put more of his weight on it, moaning very loudly with an open mouth now. “God, it would be so embarrassing if you came from this~ You came like what, two minutes ago, and you look like you’re about to propose to me again~” Berdly teased before pushing Anon back onto the table. He knew what he was trying to do, scooting up onto it as Berdly got on top of him. He was worried about being mounted until he felt Berdly humping at his own length. The bird grabbed his hands, pinning them above his head as he thrust into him. Anon gripped back, the intensity of the situation pushing him closer and closer together. “Nnf, wouldn’t it just suck if you blew your load all over your stupid sweatshirt.. N-Nerd..” Berdly teased, getting a little carried away with his teasing. Anon was too out of it to care as he looked past Berdly’s face, his eyes lolling back as he felt himself do exactly what Berdly had said, shooting more strands onto his sweatshirt, as well as Berdly’s white button down shirt. Berdly stopped when he heard the loud, almost girly moans, if not a bit reluctantly. As Anon was catching his breath, he took the chance to kiss him, the both of them moaning into it. He pulled back sloppily, staring into Anon’s eyes lustfully, the both of them panting. With all of the teasing, Berdly had worked himself up, and now that he had worked Anon over the edge twice, he wanted a turn. He got off of him silently, with Anon quickly sitting up, and stepping off the table soon after. Berdly’s cock was standing straight up, even more tantalizing than it was before. “Alright nerd, you lost.. And then some~ You know the deal, you’re going down there, and you’re not coming up until you milk one out of me~” Berdly said lustfully. He wanted to pin Anon down so bad, and just ravage his throat, or his tight hole, but not as much as he wanted it to last a long time, at least for Anon, just so he could rub it in his face. “So what is it gonna be, back or front?” he said, his hand back on his hip as he tapped his foot. “B-Back? Or uh.. Front..?” Anon asked, not really thinking before he spoke. “You really need this tutoring, huh? I guess I’ll make it simple for you then, this-” Berdly said as he pointed to his twitching length, before turning around. He bent over, and spread his cheeks, giving Anon a mouth watering view of his doughnut, as well as his large length hanging in between his knees. “What, see something you like, nerd? Huh?” Berdly teased, looking back on an embarrassed Anon before giving his plump rear a slap. “Y-Yeah..” Anon stammered, getting an eyeful of, well, all of him. “Oh come on, english was your best class, what did you have your eyes on? What’s going through your little virgin head?” Berdly said, depriving Anon his view of the bird’s plump ass as he walked over to him. Anon didn’t respond, he just put his hands right under Berdly’s plumage, gripping his large, squishy cheeks, burying his face into his chest in embarrassment. “Wow, and to think a few minutes ago you would have protested this kinda thing. You’re lucky you’ve gotten me so worked up, or I’d make you articulate more~ You like my ass? You’re getting really touchy feely with it for someone who doesn’t want his face buried in it~” Berdly said, leaving Anon a quivering mess at the end of it all. He pulled his face away, looking up at the bird a bit desperately. “Ah.. Okay, I’ll do it. How are we gonna uh, do this?” Anon said weakly. “Nnf, you’re so bad at pillowtalk Anon. Next time I’m gonna make you ask explicitly for every dirty, perverted thing you want, so while you’re down there I want you to think of some things~” he said before climbing onto the table. He got on all fours, only his feet hanging off the table as he leaned forward, spreading his legs a bit so Anon could get a faceful of everything he could ever want to. His mind was almost blank despite Berdly’s suggestion of thinking of things to say as his face approached Berdly’s large.. Everything. He put his hands on the bird’s thighs, rubbing slowly up and down as he breathed in the musk that came with the previous heated display. Once the scent hit him he went wild, licking up Berdly’s shaft from tip to base lustfully. Berdly Groaned, putting his hands over his beak as Anon went to work. When he got to his balls, he almost smeared them on his face before trying to fit them in his mouth, slobbering on them as he could only manage to fit one. He pulled away, panting heavily as he moved his attention away from his massive bird dick to his ass, not sure where to start with it. He gave it a kiss on the cheek, his breathing still heavy as Berdly chuckled at the gesture. He let out a soft gasp after, surprised as anon buried his face in between his cheeks, wrapping his arms around the bird’s thighs, hugging himself into Berdly. He moaned, his own length quivering as Berdly felt the human’s tongue pushing out against his taint. “Come nerd, eat me out already! And wrap your little virgin hands around my dick while you’re at it~” Berdly ordered. Anon slowly moved his tongue from Berdly’s taint to his hole, circling it nervously. He took the plunge as his hands gently wrapped around the bird’s length, reiterating again to him just how big he was. Berdly moaned as Anon got more and more comfortable working his tongue inside of him, and let out a much louder one as he finally found his prostate. “Oh fuck yeah, right there, just ram your tongue up against that!~” Berdly moaned, encouraging Anon further. He had no idea what about this was so amazing, his best guess was that making Berdly feel good made him feel good, even if it was as embarrassing as this. He did as he was asked, finally finding the sweet spot after a few seconds, his hands gently teasing Berdly’s length. He tries his best to keep from moaning as loudly as he wanted to, eventually failing miserably at that as he started to leak pre. Anon didn’t even notice, going about what was likely to be a daily activity until he had a reason to stop. “F-Fuck, I’m gonna.. I’m cumming!~” he moaned, sounding a little less confidant than before as Anon milked a very large load onto the table, slowing down his rough, punching tongue movements before finally pulling away from him, panting hard as he tried to collect himself. Berdly got back onto all fours before rolling over, leaving his mess to the left of him. His legs were still apart, giving Anon a nice view of his not-completely-hard cock. Berdly looked to his right, down at the puddle Anon had coerced out of him. “Fah.. You really milked it out of me.. Nerd~” he tacked on, giving anon a giddy sense of fulfilling his new purpose, his eyes glued on his still twitching length present in front of him. He doubted it was flattery too, that was the first time he had ever heard Berdly swear, or even think about swearing before. “I see you staring. You just tongued my ass for like fifteen minutes and you’re already looking for something else to press your lips against?~” Berdly said, Anon blushed but didn’t look away this time. That was exactly the case, and this time he wasn’t ashamed to admit it. “Do you think you could uh, go twice in a row?” Anon replied, confirming Berdly’s suspicions, although somewhat indirectly. “Did you just ask me if I wanna watch a virgin nerd try to desperately cram eight inches of bird dick down his throat?” he asked like Anon had said possibly the dumbest thing he’d ever heard. It made Anon feel stupid regardless of whether or not what he said was itself as he hopped off the table, moving the chair to face away from the table before sitting in it, his legs spread, his balls hanging off the side. Anon realized why, as he got on his knees and looked up at him, as well as the tip of his dick, glistening with a drop of pre. “Do a good job Anon, and I won’t be able to call you a virgin by the time you leave~” he said tantalizingly, laughing softly and devilishly as Anon cozied up to his towering length. It was pressed against his face now, making Berdly regret not having his phone on him to capture the look on his face as he crossed his eyes looking at it. His mouth was open, his tongue grazing the shaft again before he found his nose pressed between the base, and his balls, his tongue working them over. “Mmm, someone wants to get laid.. Tell you what, it’ll happen if you can manage to give my base a kiss, even just a quick peck earns you a dicking~” Berdly offered. Anon pulled back to the tip, slipping it into his mouth as he realized how thick it really was. He slid down more, really getting a fill before popping off, panting hard. “I don’t know if I can uhm.. Take it all the way down there..” Anon said defeatedly. “If this is some lame attempt to skip to the fun stuff, guess again. If I can’t ram this thing down your throat, what makes you think it’ll fit in your little virgin hole?” Berdly said, sounding like a completely different person since he had walked in the door. Anon puckered up his courage, working his length slowly. He took his time, enjoying himself, as well as letting Berdly enjoy himself as well. By the time he could take it about 3/4ths of the way down, Berdly was moaning, and running his hands over Anon’s head. He puckered up his courage, pushing his lips as far down as he could go. He hit Berdly’s base, but activated his gag reflex, coughing before sliding himself all the way off of the bird. He cleared his throat, panting, before looking back up at Berdly. “Dang, I didn’t think you’d actually be able to do it~ Are you okay dude? I don’t want you to like, choke to death or something..” he said with genuine amazement and concern for Anon. “Y-Yeah, I’m fine.. I dunno if I can get it that deep again though..” Anon stammered before clearing his throat again. “I just said the one kiss would be enough~” Berdly said, ruffling his hair playfully as Anon put his nose against his cock again, nuzzling up to it cutely. “Well, we’re gonna do it, you’ve earned that much, now get back to work. I’m pretty close, I want you to suck off a little bit while you jerk me off into your mouth~ Try to swallow most of it, if it gets on your face you’re gonna have to shower, and we’ve already made enough of a mess already.” Berdly said before leaning back in the chair, putting his hands on his thighs to let Anon do his thing. He got ready, wrapping a hand around his shaft as he started to pump him into his mouth, swirling his tongue around the tip as his hand jerked up and down. Berdly moaned, he was a lot closer than he thought as he closed his eyes in pleasure. He opened them to look back down at the adorable sight of Anon diligently sucking him off, it was enough to push him over the edge. Anon’s eyes went wide when he tasted the thick seed being pumped into his mouth. He wrapped his other hand around Berdly’s cock awkwardly as he gave a few more strokes, doing his best to lap up the seed that didn’t make it into his throat, swallowing it all before pulling off, giving him a few strokes before falling back. They were both panting, and Berdly looked like someone that had just shot up heroin, slouched back in his chair, head leaned back, and a little too sweaty despite not doing all that much. “That.. Nnf, I needed that.. Thanks Anon~” he said both teasingly and genuinely. “How’s it taste nerd?” he asked, much more teasingly than his previous statement. “Kinda weird.. There was a lot, I dunno how I managed to swallow all of it.” Anon said, wiping his mouth with his sleeve. “It’s an acquired taste. That you’re definitely going to be acquiring~ Plus, you might not be good at school stuff, but you’re amazing at that~” Berdly said. Anon stood up, with Berdly promptly doing the same, not wanting him to feel taller for even a minute. Anon looked up at him with a confused face, with Berdly returning an almost knowing look. Anon rushed in, wrapping his arms around him tightly as he buried his face into his chest. He had no idea what compelled him to do this, but Berdly didn’t seem to care, and this wasn’t nearly as crazy as the 15 minutes he spent worshipping his rear end.. At least, he thought so. “Oh my gosh! Oh, oh my.. Wow..” Berdly said worriedly, breaking the hug and panicking a bit. “W-What’s wrong?!” Anon asked, just as freaked out, although for different reasons, mainly that Berdly had regretted all this, or at least didn’t appreciate a hug after a blowjob. “It’s like, seven-thirty. My dad usually gets home at around eight.” he said flatly, his face white.



“Berdly! I’m home!” cried a voice from just beyond the front door. A tall man stepped in through the door wearing a suit before he was greeted by someone unfamiliar. “Oh, uh, hey, or uhm, hello sir..” Anon stammered out, more intimidated by this man he knew nothing about than he was the smaller version of him. He gave him an odd look, bending over him to emphasize his authority and height. There was a brief enough pause for him not to notice, but to drive tension into Anon’s mind, before he suddenly stood up straight. “You’re one of those kids from Berdly’s school, right?” he asked Anon, part of him sure of it, another hopeful, and yet another in a bit of disbelief. “Yeah, my names Anon. Berdly was helping me study for uh, stuff..” he said, blushing as he remembered all of the things aside from studying they had done. He paused again, seeming to be a master of that dramatic gap in conversation before replying. “Well I hope you told your parents where you were, I’d be worried sick if my son was out somewhere this late.” he said, not really scolding him, although Anon definitely felt it. “I told her before I left school, but yeah, we kind of got.. Carried away..” Anon said innocently enough for the old man to believe nothing was wrong. “Well son, nothing wrong with that. It’s friday, and I’ll be honest, it warms my heart to see Berdly finding someone he gets along with enough to hang out until ten, I’m sure I don’t have to be the one to tell you he can get a bit arrogant sometimes!” he said, the last part a little quieter, although the laugh it was followed by was loud and hearty, nothing at all like the snickering he had been subjected to the whole afternoon by Berdly. “Well, I’m not gonna keep you, you get on back to your folks now. I hope you two had a nice time.” He said, ending the conversation. Anon muttered back a “Goodnight” before making his way out the door, slinging his bookbag, which now contained a ruined pair of underwear in a ziploc bag (Berdly’s idea). He slipped out his phone as he walked back through the now-cool air, unlocking it and opening up his text messages, and opening up his new contact. There was a singular heart emoji next to a picture of the smug bird’s face, the profile picture he had been talked into setting for his new tutor. He grumbled at the confirmation his number worked, turning off his phone before sliding it into his pocket, and briskly walking the rest of the way back to his house.